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What is it about job interviews that turns so many of us into bumbling idiots? Sweaty palms, the inability to form coherent thoughts and the stress of knowing that your fate is in the interviewer’s hands is a terrible combination. And yet, this painful experience is a necessary step to take. So we put on our best outfits, practice our answers in front of the mirror and just pray that we’ll come off as eloquent and intelligent when the pressure is on. But unfortunately, not every interview can go according to plan.

Recruiters and managers have been detailing the absolute worst interviews they’ve ever experienced on Reddit, so we’ve gathered the most painful stories down below. Be sure to upvote the responses that make you feel a little bit better about your own worst interview, and if you have a story that would fit right in on this list, well, at least you know that you’re not alone. Enjoy reading these stories, and thanks for coming in. We’ll get back to you with our decision within the next 7 days.

#1

30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Worked as a manager for a small company. I did preliminary interviews. Guy shows up in jeans and a plain white t shirt, an hour early to the interview. There's no chairs in the tiny front office so he has to stand there awkwardly while other applicants come and go. Finally, as I call him to the back office, I notice that he's got a pair of boobs tattooed on the side of his neck. I know this interview is going to go nowhere; my district manager isn't going to hire a guy with bare breasts on his neck, but I have to do the interview anyway. He proceeds to interrupt me every other sentence as I'm explaining the job duties and expectations, because he has a friend in the same industry and knew all about it. His answers to my interview questions ramble on without pause for me to cut in. The interview lasts twice as long as any of the others that day, and I even skipped some of the questions. I couldn't stop staring at his tits.

apathyczar , bublikhaus Report

The Original Bruno
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not normally something an HR director should say....

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Crazy Dog Lady
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wanted to keep you abreast of the industry by mansplaining..

Caryle
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

shame on you Guys for not having a place to sit for people waiting to be interviewed. Better to be early than late certainly.

Seabeast
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My eyes are up here, dude! No, even further up."

Seadog
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like he's on the unemployment train and wants to be sure he remains there.

Jane Cortez
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would seem that he was a real ‘boob.’

TBW
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are you doing preliminary interviews in person?

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    #2

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had HR director here. Here is a few over the years: Was told to give an interview for a manager position for some girl right out of college. Could tell it was someone pulling strings, because she had no experience in the field, and her degree was in criminal justice. This was an IT position. Had a a guy with a killer resume, all the credentials, come in for an interview. Though it was going to go well, he instead was drunk and high. He couldn't even string a full sentence together. Had a woman go ballistic on me when i asked her about her career goals. I thought i was on an episode of punkd. Best one was calling a reference a guy had left for me: "Yeah Stans a nice guy, shows up on time, keeps to himself. If you need someone to warm a chair for 8 hours a day, he is your guy. If you want someone to do a little more work, i got a cinderblock here thats a little more motivated."

    AM_Industiries , micens Report

    zims
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Stan would do well as a receptionist. Some days I felt like my job could be done by a 30-second recording playing over a photo of me smiling.

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just had a weirdly lax reception job. I was always busy to the point of swamped and had to retrieve tons of information for my employer. Stan would have sucked at the reception job i had. 🤣

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    Nizumi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" I was applying for a unionized university secretary job. There is no promotion from within, no bonuses for merit. I knew that going in to the interview. So I responded with, "Do you really think that question is pertinent to the position on offer? You want someone in here as long as possible, making as few waves a possible. I see myself retiring in this job."

    Colin Matthews
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah love that, i rang a company not as a reference check, literally just to see that he used to be an employee, when i mentioned the ex employees name, i got put through to their LEGAL TEAM who made it clear they were reading a prepared text about " who was responsible for the fire, the DUI" and a whole range of stuff- i hadn't even asked!!!

    Matt Ronald Slater
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to ask: Why did she go ballistic over her career goals?

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some interviewers have used that question as a proxy for "Are you going to cost us money by getting pregnant." It might have been innocently asked, or she might have been correct to be paranoid.

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    Seadog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last one reminds me of an applicant that was currently working for an auto parts store (which can give applicants a boost for the position). I called a trustworthy friend that happened to work for the same chain knowing he could say what management isn't allowed to. Yep. "She's a good worker....when she shows up." We didn't call her back

    Aussie Bloke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stan got thrown under the bus...

    Jane Alexander
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person gave me as a reference without my permission then told me that she had. I called to tell them that I had had no knowledge of it and had certainly Not given any permission to use my name. I did Not, would not recommend that that (awful) person.

    Danny Phantom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, depending on the exact field maybe, you don’t necessarily need to have experience in the field as a manager. You just need to have experience in managing people. My last 2 managers had 0 experience in the field, yet they’re the best managers I’ve had.

    Victoria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, this was a fresh college graduate in Criminal Justice interviewing for a IT manager job though.

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done a lot of interviewing and hiring. My best was a lady, poor thing was profoundly deaf, brought her interpreter with her. The job is calling people all day long. I ask if she needs any reasonable accommodation to work with us. She casually mentions that we also have to hire her interpreter too (!) who will be making all her calls for her. Well... No. No we cannot do that. I've had folks so scared they were just shaking uncontrollably (actually hired that lady) and so arrogant they couldn't think of a single mistake they'd ever made (did not hire that one!) Interviews can range from fun to dentist level excruciating.

    Hyde and Seek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey just so you know : saying "poor thing" in relation to someone's disability is very rude

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    #3

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Not pro HR Recruiter, but I was doing numerous help in interviews for my previous company, as a tech specialist to evaluate technical IT knowledge of candidates. And now I am hiring manager (three interviews this weeks so wish me luck, as it will be the first time I am gonna do it alone) From top of my head: the worst was one guy, around 36 - 37 yr old, who was school teacher, and applied to work for IT Service Desk, guy had no idea about IT, all the questions like: can you tell me what is IP address, and how you can find it, responses were: no idea, and sad face. Also, the target for our company was students and graduates, so the overall interview was going really really bad, that guy was afraid of responsibilities, failures, he was stressed out, and when we finally asked: why did you applied for that position - he said, that he is receiving around 1200 pln (less than 300$) per month, and he is struggling to survive. We asked him: how much you would like to earn, he said 1600 pln and that would be AMAZING with almost tears in his eyes, because he had a hunch that we will not hire him. I gave him IT test (not usual procedure, only used to have a quick chat with hiring manager) for 10 minutes, and we went out with HM to discuss him. We were so sad, and sorry for him, that I said we should hire him on the spot, and I can teach him thing or two, as long as he can absorb new knowledge he will be fine. Guy almost break in tears when we said to him that he is hired, and base salary is 2000 pln. Worst job interview ever. Another one was with the young, 20-something student who would like to be a film maker. No IT knowledge whatsoever, he lied in CV typing stuff like MS Access, but he had no idea what is a database etc. And he was not even trying to get the job, he had attitude like: yes, you can hire me, BUT I want to make films, my short movies were recognized on some independent local screenings or whatever, BUT I will accept this offer ONLY if I can choose on what days I will work, and WHEN, because I am doing important university stuff etc. (we were working 24/7 so it was very flexible thing for all the people, but ARE YOU SERIOUS?) He even came dressed like he didn't care. I know that this is stupid that you should wear suit, and yes - it is acceptable to come in with iron shirt, and even black jeans pants (throw in a jacket and it is perfect), but if you are coming with yellow t-shirt and sandals... - surely he didn't get a job. EDIT ABOUT ex-teacher: Good news about our ex-teacher. He is moving to other company for higher tech position + better salary, so everything is fine. Good for him. They are saying that he will be missed, because he was doing outstanding job for all that time, and he was eager to learn.

    veder284 , LightFieldStudios Report

    Blaze Fitzwater
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the ex-teacher was given an opportunity to learn something new and became successful. ☺️

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Hearing about the tears in his eyes brought tears to my eyes.

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    V Bingham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for giving the Teacher a go, sounds like you were a great Teacher and Mentor for him and that you saw those outstanding qualities in him. He surely will remember you forever as it sounds like when you had faith in him when he'd lost it in himself. Well done hon, you had a big part in lifting up another human, and showed what a Great Teacher you are in Yourself! 👍😁🌹💜🇭🇲🙏

    Jennifer Casey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for being so compassionate to the teacher. I hope that he made you proud. I agree with Lazier too.

    Id row
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can live on 2000 pln per month in Poland? That's only $451 usd.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you gave the ex teacher a chance. That almost never happens here in th US. If you don't know what you're doing --next! 😁

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first story is so sad and shows how incredibly kind OP is

    EJN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That update on the ex-teacher made this comment into a bright and promising revelation that I wish I could hear more often. Uplifting!

    nanny28innc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NICE!! It was a long-shot but you took a chance on him and he didn't let you down!!

    Heather Evans
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for teacher guy. I too am afraid of responsibilities and failures.

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Office job my wife had 10+ years ago, even though she had noting to do with hiring, they'd walk the applicants past her office, just walk past, no conversation. She'd tell them yes or no. If no, she'd say why. And every time they hired a NO, they soon found out wife was 100% dead right. Don't ask me how she does it, I have no idea. She was equally right about people already there, some in positions they had no business being in. That place continues to have high turnover of good workers because of bad ones in higher positions.

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    #4

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I work in a financial institution: I had a person say that they cannot work more that 4 hours a day and only Monday, Wednesday and Friday. She did not want to interfere with her Welfare Benefits. She also asked what we do if there is cash missing at the end of a shift.

    mjmurphy984 , Pressmaster Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, money missing at the end of shift would typically end up being a prison sentence.

    Mihai Mara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sentence might be too short. Maybe a.whole paragraph.

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    Kosh1k
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The missing money is a huge red flag, but the part about welfare is... well, sucky reality? Sometimes its actually more worth it for people to stay on welfare instead of working minimum wage, both because in some places minimum wage isn't enough to live on and because welfare can come with programs that give you reduced rent or other assistance.

    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on where in the US, you don't get much in cash benefits, but if you or your kids need the free medical care, you are VERY careful not to lose it. But asking about missing money is a warning sign.

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employers don't need to know if you're on welfare benefits, and it's better not to mention it. You can just say you're only available for part time work. However, you are expected to take on full time when the opportunity strikes. You can ask about healthcare benefits though.

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    Brook Schmidt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I won't ever try to get a job that I can do with my disability if people are just going to talk s**t.

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear ya Brook. I’m on disability too. If you work too many hours, you lose your social security & or Medicare. And who can afford the cost of 15 prescriptions a month without Medicare ? That’s why I’m disabled to begin with ! Damned if you do….damned if ya don’t.

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    jdtimid123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had 50$ go missing from one of my tills. Still have no idea for sure what happened, the only other person who had access to the till was the manager. I almost wish I had stolen it, cause I ended up getting fired for it. At least if I had taken the money id have gotten an extra 50$ out of the deal.

    jdtimid123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual store manager knew I didn't take it, but it was a franchise and it was company policy to let people gonif a certain amount went missing.

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a girl that actually embezzled from a company, a very large physical therapy office with several locations. She worked in payroll, she had the owner review payroll before submitting it, but after it was approved would change her pay to where she was receiving bonuses all the time. The owners were very nice but trusting. The company went under and the girl went to prison for a few years. I think she had to pay back restitution for up to $250,000. Lost her house and her marriage. Word to the wise: Do not hire Shantel Rocha in Maricopa County Arizona ! Make sure you check people out on the Superior Court docket website for Maricopa County (Phoenix and the surrounding cities) just sayin y’all ….money did go missing around that girl big time !

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the photo is busting stereotypes.

    Jennifer Clayton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but say if you're talking about a bank teller position or a portfolio manager. I was in financial technology for decades and this story is written with details of bias but no context.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a case of “CAN work, but doesn’t want to, because welfare”?

    Dont Sellmyinfo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it’s a case of “this job won’t pay my rent and I need a roof over my head so these are my limitations.” You can work a certain amount of hours at minimum wage and still keep your benefits. Honestly, when you’re stuck in the system like that, job opportunities for more than minimum wage are hard to come by because of other factors, and you don’t get a time limit on when you lose your benefits so you can save up money. Once you start working, even an hour or .50 cents more than income guidelines state, you lose your benefits immediately. If you wait too long to tell them, you have to pay whatever money you received from public assistance back…. Even if you only earned just over the limit. It’s really hard to break out of the system on your own. Her comment about the cash missing was a huge 🚩

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    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I had a recent college grad interview for a job. Asked if we had a nap room. Said his doctor required him to take an hour nap a day. If he got hired he will provide the appropriate medical records but requires a nap room. He also asked if when he got hired if he would be one of the bosses of the developers who interviewed him. I asked why and he said he felt off about the developer and said he would let him go. He then asked where his office would be located and whether they would compensate him with stock options or ownership. Finally he ended the interview saying he had an 3pm appointment and it was nice talking to me. I asked him to leave. He was applying for an entry level support analyst position.

    mgoode87 , AnnaStills Report

    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to read not everyone is insecure, but this...

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes these sound like people purposely tanking an interview. Maybe they’re lazy or deluded. But maybe, just maybe, their parents set it up because it’s what they want their kid to do, but the kid doesn’t and wants to work in the field of their choice, not their parents’ choice. You never know.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really suave for him to say he would sack one of the guys interviewing him

    Fantastic Mr Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This about wanting to let go of a developer because he "felt off". Let's hope this guy never get into a management position.

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did have one coworker who napped in a conference room at lunch time every day, but he had heart problems. After his bypass surgery he didn't need to do it again.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While in college, I had a very physically demanding job at a warehouse. I always took a 45 minute nap during my one-hour lunch break. Couldn't have finished the day without it.

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    Kat Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is being confident - and then there is being delusional

    clist414
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe they were on the spectrum. Spectrum folks sometimes say what everyone's thinking

    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But Mommy always told me I'm the most special!"

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where the trophies for existing and telling every child that they're the most special person who ever lived has gotten us. The entitlement epidemic grows by the day. I'm surprised he didn't have his mom call you for not hiring him.

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    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I had a dude tell me my sister was going to hell to my face. That was exciting. It was for a software internship, and we asked a question like "Given a list of people, group them by gender". It was very open-ended, to see what questions they asked, how they would return the data, how they handled error cases, etc. Only one guy thought that you might need more categories than male and female... which had us excited until he followed it up with an unbidden rant about how immoral that was and how insane society is for allowing that and they should all be killed anyway. When I mentioned that my sister is trans (which she isn't, but I kinda wanted to see what his reaction would be), he looked me in the eye and said she was going straight to hell. Well, if you're going to bring up stuff like that unbidden in an interview, I have rather strong concerns about what you'll rant about when million dollar clients are touring the office. Made my decision easy.

    yellowjacketcoder , seventyfourimages Report

    memyselfandI
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal opinions aside, that’s a really weird interview question.

    TheQueenZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A programmer or coder would more likely think of it as a coding problem to be solved. Thinking they may need more than just 2 groupings, especially as a large % of the population agree that someone can be neither, for example. That's why they got excited. But just being so free to say that personal ideal to a group of strangers, busted their bubble.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the priest at my MIL's funeral. She was the sweetest woman on the planet and kind to a fault - and the priest said she was going to hell if she wasn't a 'good enough' christian. If that was my own mother and not my MIL, I would have torn him a new one right there in front of everyone. He found my insta-rage button. I'm angry again just thinking about it.

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity that the pries was not a good enough christian

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    Guido Pisano
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to create genders to group, just take the gender declared by the person ;) list.stream().collect(Collectors.groupingBy(Person::getGender));

    jdtimid123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be confused regardless of opinion on the gender issue, because lots of girls have names that are usually associated with boys and vice versa. Aside from a few exceptions, the name is probably the worst indicator of gender anyway. Which means they would need at least an extra category for names that are commonly used regardless of gender.

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't likely to look at the names at all. You also aren't likely to actually implement the full thing beyond the actual sorting code. Just say you would make some sort of person class that has a gender attribute. Then your sort code would ask for this. You could even use this to sort by any number of genders because as soon as you came across a new one in your data you could have the code generate a whole new list

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    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone who thinks this is a bad question just think how many times you filled out a form online that says something like gender: male, female, prefer not to say. Someone had to code those forms and that data is used for something so there is value, too the company at least, in knowing if you can do this

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gender is a tricky question for software developers, since we mostly work in a binary world...

    James Doe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf are so many about "personal opinion"? If your personal opinion is that all blue eyed persons are of less value, then sure as hell I'm allowed to not hire you on that ground. Even fire you. no matter how it does, as soon as that becomes apparent ( by action or just rant). Just flip the script "I hate all fat people, jews, ...". Wouldn't that be an issue? (Thankfully in Germany this is crystal clear - we e.g. explicitly test for misogyny, if we pick up the slightest hunch!

    MRF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Names like Pat, Shannon, Jan, and Kelly and others are androgynous (forgive me if that is an antiquated/offensive word now). And honestly, how would anyone know - based on a name - how a person identifies??? Most of us are struggling to figure it out.

    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now, maybe the task should have been group them between hell-bound and not./s

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    #7

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Not a recruiter but I am a restaurant manager. We were opening a new location and doing interviews. Woman comes in for a management position. During the interview, she reaches into her purse and pulls out a bag from Wendy's and starts eating. The other manager tells her to put it away and she tells him it is okay, she can multi-task.

    Mynameisinuse , seventyfourimages Report

    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the position wasn’t at Wendy’s.

    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may be able to multitask, but she clearly has horrible time management skills.

    Hugh Cookson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex Michelin Chef here ; had someone come in for a 'stage' (basically a work trial for one session or a day - for which we paid ), who promptly informed me that she was a vegan would not handle meat, fish, dairy, eggs etc due to her beliefs. I think I let her finish her latte (yeah, I know) before asking her to sod off. On another note, I employed a very competent Chef once who would break out in serious hives when preparing fish / shellfish ; she hadn't told me that she had an allergy to fish but was so driven to work in a high end restaurant that she kept it quiet. I made changes to her schedule and concentrated on her amazing patisserie skills, letting her run the pass from time to time. She now owns 2 restaurants and is well loved and respected. Still can't do fish though !!

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hire them on the spot

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can multi-task, too. I can decide not to hire you and conclude you're a bozo at the same time."

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be so much easier and better to interview people at a restaurant or somewhere and let them eat. You can tell a lot about a person by their mannerisms when they're dining out, and their attention to detail and how they interact with staff.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two kinda of people; those who know they're not multi-taskers and those who think they are.

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't in on this interview, but my coworker told me - we were interviewing for a new manager, the lady came in, removed her shoes and put her feet up on the desk!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told her that the first step in being hired is getting your foot in the door.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is raising these idiots?

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    #8

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I once sat in on an interviewer's debrief for a large organisation where you need professional skills. They were open to recruiting internally for a new position at a higher level, so a few people already in the organisation at a slightly lower level applied and were interviewed that day. One candidate performed so poorly in the interview and demonstrated such a severe lack of skill, not only did she not get the new position, they decided to have a private meeting about whether or not to fire her from the job she already had. That was in my view, a really terrible interview.

    Waitingforadragon , drazenphoto Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps a severe case of nerves. In practice I can deal with anything within my skill set, but over a desk? Not happening, I clam up.

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. That would be me. Too nervous, wouldn't know what I was saying. But more than competent in my job.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beyond dodgy. If she was that bad at her existing job, perhaps she shouldn’t have been the first one to be considered for firing. Perhaps her manager should have been up first!

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you perform poorly on your current position. So you decide to look for another challenging position that would fit you well. It's not an abnormal situation. Your current poor performance may not be caused by yourself but by your poor manager, poor resources given to you, poor organizational structure or poor HR recruitment who couldn't understand who's suitable for that job. Unfortunately it's you who they agreed on.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people can do the actual job just fine, but they aren't good at interviewing.

    The Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is the case, getting people you know are good at interviews to help coach you is prudent. Practicing interviewing may build confidence.

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    Vermontah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its unfair that some companies hold interviews when they know darn well they are hiring internally. It's done to make it look "fair"

    Cpt. Robert Christian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay... But if the employee was such a poorly performing employee; 1. Why were they still employed? 2. Why did the their supervisor not have have them on a corrective coaching/counseling action plan? 3. Why was their supervisor not brought to task, for allowing them to continue performing/training poorly? 4. If the company was doing their due diligence properly, then they would/should have never been even accepted for the internal interview. We have a minimum standards testing, separate from our CEU training, that must be conducted EVERY year.

    Lu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost felt empathy for HR, don’t be tricked they’re still working for the man!

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, a profession where you need professional skills

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ask her to separate names by gender?

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    #9

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I was hiring for a sales position at my company. The guy I was interviewing was going great and he was really good and knew his stuff. I mentally had a plan to call him the next day to offer him a job. As standard procedure, the last question I ask is "Did you have any questions?" to gain insight and also to obviously answer questions. The guy says "If I offer you a block of hash, will that give me an foot in the door?" The company has a strict no tolerance drug policy, so I said "no thanks" and tossed his resume and interview.

    mrsheikh , peus80 Report

    MamaPumpkin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of sociopath do you have to be to think this "offer" will help you in any way?? Sometimes I understand people even less than usually smh

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the block of hash was a very nice gesture.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never cared for hash browns. If the applicant had offered bacon and eggs, though, I'd have hired him just for that!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you want to work at a company where people got their jobs that way?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. If it's a dispensary then might not be such a bad thing

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    Cpt. Robert Christian
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I able to order the block of hash: covered, smothered, chunked, and diced? May I order a side of waffles too?

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dumb a*s would have thought he was talking about the food.

    Elena Marie Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first read this, I thought they meant like a frozen block of hashbrowns or smth... If only

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    #10

    I had to sit in on a group interview for our emergency dispatch center. We're interviewing this white lady from Montana (or Idaho? Or Utah? One of those states.) who had experience with the job and everything was going well, until one of the questions from the book that we have from HR is, "are you experienced with communicating with people from diverse and low-income backgrounds?" Her reply: "Oh, yeah, I deal with coons all the time." My supervisor ended the interview right there.

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, BP, there's actually a word in this post you might wanna censor. For cryin' out loud, you censor "cr@p" in another post and miss the c- word in this one?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, because BP auto-censors it when you talk about the Maine Cóon breed of cat...

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    Sheila Stamey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay thanks BP. I would like to let you know that while "raccoons" are adorable and cute trash pandas that bite if you try and pet a wild one, the word above is more than hateful and needs to be added to your censored algorithm. Please.

    A Bi-Cycle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is censored, but only for cats. The Maine C**n breed

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    SadieCat17
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you wondering, that word is a slur for people with a darker skin tone, primarily african-americans, but includes others such as those with pacific islander heritage, etc.

    Denise Melek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, good to know for someone whose 1st language isn't English.

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idaho panhandle, I bet. It's apparently chock full of neo-Nazis and white supremacists.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But would someone living there have a lot of contact with black people, as she claimed?

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    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Openly dropping racial slurs. SMH.

    Matthew Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't make it any better but I believe that this happened by honest ignorance to content and the person had no idea just how raw and wrong that the casual use of the word is. But the entire post was about her using the word in an interview. So you think you'd have some passing knowledge about why her saying that is so bad. Unfortunate and head scratcher for sure. But I don't believe it was malicious.

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    jdtimid123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, "one of those states" 🤣

    CellarGhost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, due to the other comments, that’s a swear. I thought it was just a different way to say ‘crazy’. I thought the actual C word was 4 letters and ended in NT

    clist414
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad she opened her stupid mouth. Good riddance

    Inclusion2020
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k that lady. Glad that question is included in the interview.

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    #11

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Was interviewing an internal candidate for a position in a parallel department. I was embarrassed for him - he seemed to think he had the job in the bag, and so came totally unprepared and behaved so arrogantly that it was frankly shocking. He failed to silence his phone (it rang four times before he excused himself to silence it.) and proceeded to grill us on other candidates during his 'do you have any questions for us?' portion. He had dropped by the desk of a coworker the day before the interview and THREATENED HER, 'you know, I hope this interview goes well, I've got dirt on you all LOL!' He played it off as a joke, but his wife was our boss. He'd been hired as a favor to her for a job he wasn't suited for, was trying to parlay the limited experience he'd gotten into this higher level position, and was so confident in her ability to push this for him that I took particular relish when alternate hiring decisions were made. She'd also clearly fed him info about the role and written his resume/cover letter for him, and was in a snit herself with the hiring manager for passing him over.

    Aleutienne , DragonImages Report

    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Alternate hiring decisions were made” is the most graceful and tactful way I’ve ever heard to say you’re not hired.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the f*****g nightmare he would’ve been if his wife had managed to get him the job—-after he THREATENED to blackmail other employees! Cripes.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but this is your company's own fault for hiring solely out of nepotism. Don't blame the wife, blame whoever ok'd this mess in the first place.

    Andy Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher that once fired his own wife from a restaurant. He was the supervisor and she tried riding the “my husband is the boss” BS. He told her that although married, he is her supervisor at work but she kept acting out, so he fired her. He said it was rough at home for a few days but she got over it

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nepotism should be reported to compliance and HR not simply shut down

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some jobs or all should have a policy where hiring relatives is a no no’ conflict of interests’, at least in the same department, where I’m at now the daughter of one of the billers works with us, she picks and chooses what she wants to do, would only do the easy ones, but the manager is too scared to tell her anything so not to upset the mother as she has pull there

    PSimms
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What company would allow a boss to bring in their spouse? Deeper problems here.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course a fitting applicant should not be passed over because a family member was working in the company too. BUT of course hiring someone because of family ties is downright silly. That company will not do well, if they do not learn to act on knowledge and ability only.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time was when many jobs came down to who you knew/who knew you or your parents. But even then it got you an entry level job. What you did with it then depended on you and your true ability. Businesses were better back then too in my opinion. Still happens some today but not often.

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    #12

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Not an HR Recruiter but done some interviewing. Best one was, when we got to the "have you got any questions for us" portion, candidate said "oh yeah!" then pulled out a book called "answering interview questions for dummies", leafed through and went "ooo, here's a good one!" and asked that. Can't even remember what question candidate asked! EDIT: This person was clearly unprepared, they had a notepad that they had brought, where they could very easily have noted down questions they thought would be prudent to ask, rather than pulling out a book that says "for dummies" on it. This strangely wasn't the reason this person wasn't offered the job; they failed other parts of the interview, this was just a bit of an interesting cherry on the cake!

    VanillaVelvet , Wavebreakmedia Report

    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here are some ways you can tell someone you’re a dumbass

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to Tell You're a Dumbass for Dummies"

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    MamaPumpkin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a prank, if otherwise the person is prepared etc, this would be top 😁

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly, get a way to read the company. Interviews should be a two way street.

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    UpupaEpops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly off-topic, but the "For Dummies" series are REALLY good books written in an easy-to-understand way on a whole range of topics. I would highly recommend checking their website. (Slightly on the pricey side though.) Obv. don't bring it with you to an interview.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from page 145 on 'How to Make Semi-Witty Comments on Bored Panda for Dummies', "Unprepared? They brought a book!".

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I would have taken that as an obvious tongue-in-cheek joke.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m actually finding a few of these stories hard to believe

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest thing I've ever read 😂😂 I want to believe the interviewee was just pranking you

    #13

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I'm not HR, but... Arranged to meet for a group interview for a low level IT position, attire was "smart-casual". Pretty standard affair. 2 other people were going to be interviewing as well and I was initially nervous as any 21 year old would be. I show up a few minutes early, there's one guy there, no sign of the other, and the one who is there is dressed in sweatpants and a hoodie. About 20 minutes into the briefing of the roles and responsibilities of the job, guy #2 shows up. Dressed in full pinstripe business suit + tie and It was obvious it didn't fit. He then proceeds to loudly verbally comment on literally everything the interviewer was saying. Nothing bad under any other circumstances, but for an interview? If i could summarize the way this guy handled things in 2 words it would be "Wildly inappropriate". Individual interviews come up and the one guy that was there before me goes first and after 10 minutes leaves pretty nonchalantly. Next is me, standard affair; I give him an overview of my technical background and work history. And he just sorta sits there quietly for a bit after I finish, leaving a bit of an awkward silence, then chimes in "I think we'll just go ahead and give you the offer". Sweet! We leave the office and as I beeline for the door I hear guy #3 get told to just leave. That people can screw up an interview so bad is baffling. Properly dressing, showing up on time, and basic politeness should not even be a limiting factor in an interview about your skills.

    mc_kitfox , Austin Distel Report

    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of feel like poorly dressed is harsh if referring to the suit guy. A lot of people still hit up interviews in suits and maybe he couldn't afford anything tailored. I overdress for interviews myself. One of my first job interviews I was young and freshly not homeless. This was the late 90s showed up in nylon pants and a Nike shirt. Only dude there massively under dressed. Never again

    jdtimid123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an interview once for a janitorial position. I wore a dress because that's what I was always taught to do. I'm pretty sure that came back to bite me though, because despite having 2 years experience doing everything they asked about, the hiring manager said she didn't think I would be able to do the job itself (one of my husband's friends was part of the interview process and told us later on that she thought I did great). I'm almost positive it was because she saw me as a girly-girl in my nice dress. I wear started wearing jeans and a nice shirt after that.

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see people commenting on the reasons the suit may not have fit and that definitely makes sense. I imagine the bigger issue with that gentleman is the loud commenting and the lateness. Idk, I think it depends on what he said. I think it would have been best to interview that candidate individually too. They should have equal opportunity. If nothing else it would have allowed the man experience in interviewing.

    Garry Cowan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who have been unemployed for a long period of time may not have the cash for new well fitting suits

    The Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is understandable. There are places that help people with clothing for job interviews. My mother just donated all of her suits that didn't fit to a place that help women with this issue.

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    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And exactly what is smart-casual supposed to mean? You saying that just because I don´t know all these weird business-speech clothing terms I might fail interviews?

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends... Where I am in southern California, it generally means slacks and a button front shirt with closed shoes. It should all be clean and well kept without holes and not be too small or tight. Blazer and tie not expected. Or check the dress code where you're interviewing and go a bit nicer. It depends on the industry and may differ from place to place.

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    Fantastic Mr Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clear when a company says "business formal", but "business casual" is tricky. Some mean it's jacket but no neck tie, while for some it could be even nice polo shirt and jeans. I once showed up at an interview in full tailored suit, white shirt, neck tie and business shoes, because the recruiter explicitly told me to. Rarely have I felt so out of place. Turned out everybody else were in jeans, t-shirts or polo shirts. The CEO also wanted to have a quick chat with me. He started by apologizing for being casually dressed (t-shirt, sandals, and cargo shorts), because he was actually on his way home. I thought it was cool. Anyhow, they didn't care the least about dress code, only about skills, so I got the job.

    Cpt. Robert Christian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I still wear suit and tie to interviews, or at the very least Sports Coat/Blazer and tie.

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    #14

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had 1. Woman shows up to a 1pm interview at 4:30pm with no apologies or excuses, we shredded her resume at that point and had to print a new copy. She seemed like she didn't know which job she was applying for. Quickest and easiest "Thank you but no" interview I've had. 2. Dude shows up looking like he's high and seems like the most shallow human being on earth, not in a vain meaning but in a way that there was ZERO depth to the guy. What you saw is what you got. Answered the question of "What were your responsibilities at your previous job?" With "I did stuff". I gave every chance to the guy and tried to lead him into answering questions the best I could, but he was either stoned or plain old stupid.

    BF1shY , mstandret Report

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I did stuff” 😂 I’m stealing that job description!

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you say it with a big smile, straight back, hands clasped in lap, eyebrows up... 'I did stuff!' with a chipper tone...it may cause intrigue.

    #15

    I've had a lot of bad interviews *because* of HR Recruiters. The problem for me has been that most HR Recruiters are certified HR specialists and aren't technical specialists. They often can't tell the difference between certain very technical skills and don't know if they're job specific or not. The worst I ever had was a girl who must have been right out of college (maybe 22 or 23). I was being interviewed for a more senior position, but she kept asking me irrelevant questions, especially to the role. Had I ever used Stata? How many classes in econometrics had I completed? The thing is, the job is in no way related to economics or econometrics, but she asked about my knowledge of economics (I had done 2 gradaute-level econ courses), MPL, ATC, etc etc. Eventually, I had to ask her why this was necessary as I had been led to believe that this position was not an economics role. She begins to get flustered and annoyed and thanks me for coming in. I leave with the impression that the company didn't know what the hell was going. I get a call 2 or 3 weeks later from that recruiter, without so much as an explanation, where she begins to rattle off questions at rapid fire. She says they'd like to interview me, but I politely declined. She called me two or three times after that and then I found she left the company. Sometimes, it's not always the fault of the interviewee.

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    V Bingham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    l interviewed for a Front Office Position which was later to Assist Support 3 other nearby areas. l didn't have a problem with that bc one of the areas only needed help setting up their Conference Area. l had done this and more many times for my last 2 Companies over the previous 12 yrs. All went well with the interview until they asked if l'd be ok to wear a dog costume for fun Fridays. Said l'd have to check the head piece to make sure l could get enough air. Apparently l was Not their kind of fun Friday person if l had to ask that, even with everything else. Hey l think l Dodged a Bullet on that one,. but l got a better job!...

    jdtimid123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty inappropriate requirement anyway. You're not a mascot... Fun Fridays aren't fun if they are dictating how you have fun lol

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    Spannermonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My (and my social-circle's) experience is that Hiring and Removal spend more time creating time-suck procedures to justify their existence than helping anyone with anything.

    Karl Baxter
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went for a database manager position with a housing association but the interview questions were all to do with marketing. They asked me to come up for an idea to encourage tenants to budget for their rent which I did off the cuff. Eventually I told them that the interview bore no relation to the advertised position but I thanked them for the opportunity anyway. They admitted they had an internal candidate in the frame for the job and I was asked to interview just to fulfil the legal need to advertise externally. They also asked if they could use my idea 🙂

    AndyR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I had to explain to HR why I wouldn't interview someone who wasn't legally qualified for a job as a lawyer.

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someoone this young work in recruiting?? Seriously, HR is a job for people who have been part of the workforce, for at least a little bit.

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a hotel and we had a constant problem with people applying for a job, going through a phone interview, and making it halfway through the in person interview before realizing the shifts start at 530am. Not sure if they didn't read or understand this or it the corporate higher ups were just trying to catfish people

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewing for a IT position, Windows 7. Question: How do you review the services loaded? Don't recall my exact answer, but I get "that's not right." Okay, there are 3 ways to access the information: A, B, C. The guy looks at his interviewing partner and asks, is that correct? Partner says yes. Didn't get the job. I'm assuming it was because I was female and knew more than he did.

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Recruiters came to town to hire for new store coming to the area. Having not only been a mechanic but also having run my own business in the industry, I should've been a shoe in. They did hire me but for a part time position while they gave a full time position to a candy striper that didn't even want full time. We trained at a store in a neighboring town. They quickly saw what they had in their midst and gave me full time in their store. The candy striper? He didn't even last out the training period before quitting. Hate to throw it in there but it was 100% racial. Candy striper and recruiters were of the same race. I wasn't. That was the last time recruiters were used for hiring so apparently these people had done the same thing before and it caught up to them.

    Cpt. Robert Christian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most recently, I was interviewing for a p/t job outside of emergency services, and the interviewer looked at my resume and asked, I am not joking, 'So what do you do at your current job?" I answered, "I serve as a Firefighter/EMT. " and they said "No, I mean, what exactly do you do there? I mean are you a real Firefighter or just a volunteer?" (Honestly, Career or Volunteer, a Firefighter is a Firefighter, you just get paid more to do it as a career. I went through the Academy and served as a volunteer firefighter, before I was hired to serve as a career firefighter by another department.) I am 53y/o, so this time I shook my head, started laughing and left.

    Cpt. Robert Christian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I interviewed for a driver's job. The interviewer asked me "How well do you handle constructive criticism?"And then said "We need someone who does not get upset when being yelled at, or having something thrown at them?" I said "Pardon?" In a clearly "WTFH Tone" and they said the Father/Son "Owners get upset now and then, but they never really hit anyone, but sometimes slap them, if they screw up." I looked at her (She was DIL/Wife) , and said "Do you see the part of my resume, when I worked as Security for Nightclubs?" "So ma'am how do you think I would handle it, if someone physically or verbally attacked myself or one of my coworkers?" She stared and blinked at me for a few seconds and then went "Oh." I said "Exactly. Thank you." Got up and left. I received a call back for a second interview, politely declined.

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    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Ahhh! My time to shine! These come from my time as an agency recruiter. I can split my worst ones into two categories: skin-crawlingly awkward and apocalyptically bad. First (awkward): a woman came in for an interview, and her husband demanded that he be included in the interview. i refused twice but after he started to raise his voice and complain, i said f**k it and took them both into an interview room. she would start to ask a question, he would silence her and ask the same question. when I would ask her a question, he would answer before she had a chance. after i told him that this isn't his interview, it's hers, he started sulking and (i assume) talking s**t about me in what I think was Arabic. meanwhile the wife is just shaking her head and i have a grimace on my face. Soooo awkward. i felt terrible for her and was a hair away from punching her husband for his disrespect. The apocalyptically (sp? actual word?) bad one was when a woman came in reeking of menthol cigarettes and vodka. she also had the worst teeth i've ever seen on a human. they were like a meth head ate nothing but candy for a decade and then rinsed with dip spit. this in itself wouldn't have made the interview *that* bad, what was worse was that she hadn't read the job description, had lied on her resume, and was combative when i asked about the most basic of skills. screamed and carried on about her problems and discrimination (she was 40ish years old and white) until asked to leave, she didn't get the job.

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    Turanga Leela
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for the first woman. Her husband was a real douche.

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an abuser. I hope she was eventually able to escape from him.

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    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The apocalyptically bad one just might have been someone who lived with me at the homeless shelter a few years back…

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    Matthew Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh Mr. Fantastic Fox.....I'm sorry but we've decided to go with another applicant.

    Fantastic Mr Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should feel lucky in that case I guess. Sometimes they don’t even reply :)

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    Arthur Waite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned a new word: 'apocalyptically'. Don't know if it's valid, but it sure is going in my inventory right now!

    Dawnieangel76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering if the woman in the 2nd interview was my sister.....

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    I knew IMMEDIATELY what the problem was when I saw 'Arabic' - they are male dominated AHoles

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    Btw. You can’t smell of vodka. It doesn’t have a smell.

    HotDog Water
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it absolutely does have a smell. i think the vodka doean't have a smell thing is a myth drunks tell themselves

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    #17

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Not an HR guy, but was in management. Our HR manager told me about a prospect he was interviewing for my location, and how everything was great until the end where they were just chatting and asking general "get to know you" questions. The guy started going in on his casual crack use, and how we shouldn't worry because its just on weekends with his mates out on the lake and that we were invited... Another tried to parley his years of running drugs up from Mexico and distributing them as management experience...

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    Blaze Fitzwater
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well drug trafficking does require the top 5 managerial skills: relationship building, planning, prioritization, critical thinking and industry knowledge. 🫣

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if they need employees who know how to circumvent the law, they already have in-house lawyers for that.

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    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the last one's ways to treat people who make mistakes / underperform are not usually transferrable to business areas that are legitimate.

    ginny weasley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Singapore's former leader would disagree with you and its hard to argue with his results

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    Matthew Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!! WTAF? Casual Crack use? And decide that you're going to tell your prospective employer about .....casual Crack use.

    Con O Cuinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think you could manage it?

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    #18

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had The worst candidates I had never made it to the interview stage. I had numerous persons sending me cover letters of three sentences ('I apply to this-and-this position', 'I'm available for interview', 'call me for more info') on note paper, written with pencil, with just their phone number on the bottom, no resume. They clearly just applied because they had to for benefits. The worst interview must have been the guy who was so extremely nervous he was sweating like a pig, threw coffee over his own shirt, forgot most of his English (he was from Belarus) and completely blanked out with every question. I felt bad for the guy, but this was for a lead engineer position where he would have to have lots of customer meetings so we really couldn't hire him.

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    Quentin ingulfumble
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, i used to get this all the time. made the mistake of advertising in the jobcentre for a bartender postion. every heroin addict in town shuffled into the bar scratching and mumbling with a dog eared and stained CV, having to apply for a certain number of jobs they didnt want every week. many of them were in more than once, either forgotten they applied or sure the jobcentre wouldnt work out they were applying for the same jobs over and over. that advert was up for months after we filled the role. never again.

    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for the man’s nerves. Interviewing can be stressful for some. I have absolutely spilled a drink on myself in an interview. I have a knack for clumsiness, in stressful situations or you know, on a Tuesday when I’m alone in my living room.

    Garry Cowan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK job centres force people to apply for jobs that they have absolutely no chance of getting it's a crazy system

    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany too. And they don´t even care about commute time. They will send you recommendations that are 2-3 hours away from you by public transport, one way.

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    N Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once had a cover letter that said the quiet part out loud. Literally stated: "I'm applying because the job centre told me to."

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One place I worked would get unemployed people wanting the manager to sign their book so they could continue to draw benefits. Didn't take long for word to get around to not go to (store). We we're always hiring and the manager would quickly hand them an app and say we were looking for someone just like them. Not one ever returned with the app.

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    #19

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Few Favs.. * When asked about his work ethic.. he scoffed and said "I work like a F'n beaver." F Bomb drop in an interview not recommended. * Had a guy say "is a felony disqualifying?" I stated we had background check criteria and a 3rd party performs our checks. He says "ok but I'd like to tell you about mine, it was for sex with a minor but what happened was I slept with my wife's younger sister and she was underage. So It was a mistake but not as bad as the charge sounds." Holding my poker face during that was a stretch. One guy asked "Are you guys all uptight with policies, like if I look at a girl's a*s am I going to get fired?" Resumes and Interviews are comedy gold. Remembered one more classic: I flew to Seattle to be on an interview panel. While grabbing a cup of coffee for the road, I heard a guy making noises in the breakfast area. I turned around with the rest of the folks in the lobby and proceeding to watch this guy in a suit puke all over his breakfast plate. Like it literally re-filled his plate. I scooted out of there to avoid any mercy puke on my part. Guess who rolls in as the first interview of the day... Could not get that image out of my head... Edit: Added the last one

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang feel bad for the dude might have been nerves

    Sheila Stamey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last one I sympathize with. Nervous stomach for most of my life. ( Ended up with bariatric surgery that discovered Barrett's esophagus from the acid reflux,) I learned not to eat anything except tums before ANYTHING.

    Matthew Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could at pretend to be surprised at how stupid people are. But nope.....not in the slightest.

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    #20

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I am a recruiter who works in a recruitment firm. I have been doing this for about 6 years and have seen some and been around some amazing stories. Here are some of the highlights. IT project manager: Please keep in mind that this candidate had already passed a skills test with flying colors and his resume has amazing experience exactly what we were looking for. The interview was a rubber stamp. At the interview he man was dressed like a homeless person and smelled like he was rotting from the inside out. Interview rooms at an agency like mine are small and we have many of them. This smell emptied out the entire area and had people reschedule their interviews to Starbucks or for other days. It was like a mixture of feet, hot week old diapers and vomit. Sales manager: This guy is currently employed but wants to make a move. I had head hunted him out of his current job and was looking to move him to a competitor with a larger sales staff for more money. He wanted to interview early in the morning prior to his work day and that was no problem so I met him at my office at 8:00. The issue was he had driven in but was fall down drunk. Like just finished a 26 of rye for breakfast in the elevator up. He was actually getting drunker as I talked to him. These are just some of the standouts. I've been insulted and belittled, prepositioned and attempted to be bribed by candidates. There is a saying in recruitment. You have to kiss a lot of frogs.

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That first one may have had a medical problem. Too bad, but nowadays someone like him could work from home, so the pandemic has been a blessing in that way.

    jdtimid123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking maybe he was dressed like a homeless person because he WAS a homeless person.

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In. Out. Up. Down. Around. I'm trying to preposition you.

    Karen Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first guy sounded like a diabetic going into hypoglycemia. They are often mistaken for being drunk.

    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah probably took a drink before the interview trying to calm down and over did it

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd one reminds me of a competitor who'd been after me for years. The catch is, they had had a chance a few years before and took 6 weeks to call me back. So here we are finally talking about making the move and all I can do for their business as most of my clients will move with me. Get all the way through the process and then they change the game and tell me I'll be doing all these other things (not part of my specialty) and how I'll be limited on the required number of staff to do the job blah blah blah.... I looked at them and reminded them that they came to me, if they want me to drive their sales this is what I require. If not then they can continue to suffer. That was over 15 years ago and their sales never increased because they could never learn that the position requires x staff and x payroll hours to service the clients. Don't provide that, the clients will go to someone who can take care of them.

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    #21

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had have to say this... Not HR but... Watched a guy walk into where I work for an interview...He was wearing a t-shirt that said "Things that get my d**k hard"... He didn't even get the job.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it that things like "Working unpaid overtime" and "Taking on extra shifts" were not listed on his t-shirt.

    Phil Boswell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the story, but the stock photo attached thereto: when did jeans become "formal clothes"?

    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if this was at Hooters 🤔

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    #22

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had So I recently got to recruit for a position a lot higher than mine. I do project management, but without the title. Anyway I interviewed this lady with my boss, and this older just bombed the interview process. She came in dressed in a very casual wear(Like a muscle shirt with a logo, and yoga pants), and her hair kind of a mess. Okay no big deal, it's kind of windy. As we walk to the room she starts asking me question like," Do you like your job? What do you dislike? What's base salary?" No biggie, she just wants to get some insight. Well once we sit down with my boss, the older lady starts to treat me like baby. (Now I'm fairly young compared to the others you see doing my job.) Her body language completely changed, and even her speech when talking to me. She turned her body to where I saw her shoulder/back. Even when I asked her questions she wouldn't turn around, and would even interrupt me while I was asking questions. My boss took notice as well as to what was going on and would say "If you have any questions, lets try to hold it till the end." After 30min of that we decided to end the interview and thank her for her time. As you can guess, she didn't get a call back.

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    AG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll let it slide, it sounds like a petty response to an entitled and condescending person. I would take notice though if every conversation was like that.

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    #23

    A long time ago, I was a manager for GameStop. GameStop was very particular about the interview process. "Here's a sheet, ask these questions" I don't work that way. I'll get to this later though. So I have a whole line of seasonal hires lined up. And I have one guy call me and say he's going to be a little late. That's fine, c**p happens, minnesota's weather sucks, I get it. An hour passes, I have another potential hire come in for their scheduled interview. I take them in the back and the interview goes great. I walk out and there he is. The only way I can describe this guy is hungover without taking a shower. I could smell the bar on him from across the store. I ask him "Can I help you?" "Yeah I had an interview today, I've been waiting for 10 minutes." "You had an interview at noon. I've been waiting for 60 minutes." I can already tell this is going to be a good time. We head to the back and I sit down with him, getting slightly intoxicated on the smell of what I suspect is well tequila. Me - "So why gamestop?" Him - "I dunno, I like video games and stuff." Me - "Well not a requirement but it definitely helps." I'm still trying to keep a sunny attitude, because you never know, maybe this guy is a hidden gem of a person, just had a rough night. I never try to pretend I know what's going on with someone. But I've already got quite a few red flags. Him -"Yeah, I guess. When are you gonna ask the questions on the sheet?" Me - "I'm sorry?" Him - "The questions you're supposed to ask me." Me - "I don't interview that way. I want to get a feel for the type of person you are and questions like, 'Tell me about a time you worked as part of a team.' don't really get me the information I need to know about you." Him - "Well that's stupid. That's not how you should interview people." So now I'm over the guy, but hell I deserve some fun. Me - "How should I interview people then?" Him - "The way GameStop says to do it." Me - "Well GameStop as a corporate entity doesn't have to work with the people I hire on a daily basis. I like to have people that fit with my team. People who don't call in that they'll be a little late and then show up an hour later. People who don't show up to a business where they work or intend to work smelling like the inside of some cheap tequila bottle." Him - "It wasn't cheap tequila." Me - "Well, I've heard all I need to hear. I'll call if we make the decision to hire you." He then proceeded to mumble some stuff under his breath before leaving the office. I have never had my employees run in to make sure I wasn't dead so fast. "Jesus, we thought he might have killed you." "He did. On the inside." This was 6 or so years ago. I'm now a network engineer and don't worry about that s**t.

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    zims
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guarantee he coached himself with the interview questions so he could answer them hammered

    AG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he was coached by the same person that gave him the interview questions.

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost it completely at "it wasn't cheap tequila!"

    Gwyn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they show up to an interview drunk or hungover why would you even interview them at all? They'll be willing to show up to work that way too and obviously that is not desirable at all.

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    #24

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I was a director at a company and was asked to interview an applicant who I had worked with at a previous company. The last time I saw him, security was escorting him from the building because he had listed one of the co-founders as a reference on an application to moonlight for our direct competition. Co-founder got a call asking "Does this guy work for you?" to which the answer, naturally, was "Not anymore." We found out he had been freelancing as a consultant for quite some time around our industry, which is just leaps and bounds outside the terms of his employee agreement. All his access was immediately revoked, his phone and laptop were confiscated, and his personal belongings from his desk were mailed to him after we finished the security review. Not sure if the company pursued litigation, but they would have had a case. So naturally, I tell my boss at the new company that he's untrustworthy, and point out that he lists the consulting on his resume as a current position along with another full-time gig that he's leaving, so he's not even being discreet about it. Boss asks me to interview him anyway because "his skill set looks good." In the interview, I brought up that had two current jobs, and asked him how much time he was spending on the consulting, and whether that would impact his full-time work. He dodged by saying to me "It hasn't ever been a problem in the past." I was just blown away. Like, I was there, dude. I was the one who revoked your access. He didn't get the job. Edit: the problem was that he was sharing the company's trade secrets. I worked with him at an industry leader, he took the training he got there and brought it to our competition. Not only was this in violation of his non-compete and non-disclosure agreements, it was very against the ethos of the company. Everyone else who worked there focused on getting an edge, being better in a competitive industry, while this dude actively worked against that. It's one thing to work for a year and then go freelance if you want to hustle that way, and I respect that, but to lie to your employer in order to sell their secret sauce across the street after hours is deeply uncool. Edit 2: It's probably important to note that this was a technology company in a competitive landscape. Both old co and new co were highly dependent on proprietary tech, methods, and processes. All this was made really, really explicit and the penalties for violating it were also laid out clearly.

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    JJ K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tldr: man who leaks company secrets interviews with the guy who caught him leaking those secrets. he did not get the job

    Kat Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I was a bit confused about some terms like 'to moonlight' etc. I got the gist, but your summary helped.

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can lay anything you want out clearly, but an employment contract doesn't supercede local laws, so whether the company would've had a case depends on where this took place.

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NDAs exit for a reason. And many industries are a lot smaller than we think, so screwing over companies and bosses and burning bridges isn't a good idea.

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Does this guy work for you?" to which the answer, naturally, was "Not anymore." That kills me. I had to copy that first paragraph and email it to my wife, boss and a few other people. I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

    Sportsgal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't they pursue charges? That costs companies major $$, in addition to being unethical.

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    #25

    My manager did a telephone interview the other day. He asks her what her qualifications are. She says they are on her CV He says they are not (they weren't), that's why he's asking. She says "A-Levels" He asks what grades. She says "Cannot remember" He stresses a few things about skills required for the job. She hangs up on him. Apparently that is the only time in his life he's had someone hang up (or the in-person equivalent which would be to walk out) on him.

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably had diarrhea and needed to get off the phone.

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    #26

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had "What would your friends say are your best qualities?" "I don't have any friends."

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    Matthew Fox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So being socially awkward or constantly busy is a job disqualifier now?

    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be for a customer service, marketing or sales role. Clerical or data entry or backend I.T. etc I'd expect it to be okay . Edit it to add auditing would be perfect, everyone would try to suck up but you can just ignore the cues and get on with the job.

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a stupid question for an interview anyway.

    Socrates
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite right - it is a stupid question that doesn't relate in any way to the role. I have actually given this answer myself - although it was at a point in the interview where it was clear I would not get offered the job and I just wanted to get out asap. Why not ask something like 'What qualities would you bring to the role?'.

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    Eileen Schaefer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am autistic and unfortunately I don't have any friends either. Therefore, I would actually have to answer the same 🥺

    Fantastic Mr Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checked a survey and about 50% have 3 or fewer close friends and 12% have no close friends. So it's not that unusual to have no friends. Anyhow what the interviewer really want is you mention some positive qualities about yourself. For example "my (imaginary :) friends would say I'm a good listener" or "my friends would say I'm good at understanding details of a topic" -- pick anything as long as it's positive. Also it's not the interviewer's business how many friends we *really* have, but we shouldn't say it like that at an interview :)

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My friends all think I'm a valuable employee who deserves a very high salary."

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a bad response? You would think that would be a great sign - someone who keeps their head down, doesnt talk to anyone or socialize or cause trouble, just plugs away at work. You'd think they would have snapped this person up! 😂

    Fantastic Mr Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many, few, or no friends is not a disqualification for a job in my view. But you need to handle the question better. There's a lack of fantasy here. Limited to concrete thinking. Can't you imagine what they would say? "What are your best qualities?", it's not that difficult a question. Tell what your best qualities are. Obviously not fantasy and power of imagination :)

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dislike the question. In other news, I highly recommend a big breakdown and subsequent broken mental health to really eliminate all the people from your life.

    Alex MacDonald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do construction and have also dine shiiping receiving. Tbh, most bosses i have had would straight up consider this a great quality. No days missed or late from partying, no scheduling time off for activitys, no drama. He probly wont make friends with coworkers either, so no lost productivity. Srsly, im tryin to get rid of "friends". But then again, most of my friends probably think my best quality is a willingness to cover bar tabs for them. Hire this guy and he will never let you down by pressuring you into hiring his loser buddy.

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    #27

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Looked down the hall to see applicant in blue jeans playing on his phone. His application nunber came up and it was filled out in pencil. Went to save both of us time and tell him no thanks but he had decided to lay out for a nap across half the available chairs. HE STILL GOT HIRED (MANAGER HIRE). Everyday, on the phone or asleep in the breakroom. He was still there when I left the company.

    anon , RLTheis Report

    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm…sounds like somebody’s son or friend maybe?

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perks of being the son of the manager

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, Is it bad that he was wearing blue jeans and playing on his phone (assuming it wasn´t his turn for the interview)?

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told me it makes you look disinterested. I always would chat up the front desk person, if they weren't obviously busy, so they saw I was friendly & outgoing.

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a coworker like this, the son of one of the higher-ups. It was the days before smart phones, but I bet he'd have been on one if they'd existed. As it was he spent the whole day yakking about his stupid hockey card collection.

    TBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were you going to "save time" and tell him "no thanks"? Because he used a pencil?

    V Bingham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always Trust Your Instincts!

    Alex MacDonald
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still in the breakroom? For years? He could have been in a coma. Sounds to me like op is an uncaring monster. Its a good thing the higher ups at this place got wise and canned him. Probably for harrasing an innicent staff member for trying to communucate. Shame

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    #28

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Not a recruiter. Insteaad this is about an interview I did with Wendys. This happened last year during the end of my hs senior year. My family doesnt make that much so I wanted to have a job to help pay for my college. The only problem is that my mom is extremely protective and doesnt trust "non-arabs". After months of asking her to let me apply she finally said yes but only nearby since she didnt want to drive me there (my parents didn't want me to get a license fearing I might run away. Im 19 and I still dont have one). After a few applications I managed to land an interview with Wendys and on the day of the interview my mom said she got me a "congratulations gift", a bluetooth ear piece. Turns out she wanted me to go to the interview wearing while she was on call with me. Once I arrive there the hiring manager does give me weird look but doesnt mention the earpiece. Anyways the interview was going well and in the end she starts mention some of the requirements needed for the job such as being able to talk to people handle food and pick up 50 pounds in weight. That's when I hear in my ear the sound of the phone being picked up and about 2 min of screaming how she doesn't want me to hurt my back, this job is dangerous, ect. I try to maintain composure but then my mom tells me to get up and leave right away. I ask the manager to give me a moment and she say ok. I go to the bathroom area pleading with my mom to let me stay however to no avail she tells me to leave without saying a word and that she is waiting for me outside in the car. As I walk out I look at the manager with a sad look ajd just wave good bye to her and without saying a word I leave. TLDR; mom busts in and doesnt let son get the job Edit: Thank you all for your kind words and advice. I'm going to attempt getting a job once more and see how it works out

    TheHeita , Sanket Mishra Report

    V Bingham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is one thing to honor and be true to your culture, however it is another to let others rule your life! Put on your big boy pants and 1: stand up to your mother, yes you can do it respectfully. 2: Get a job, earn enough money to get your licence, then save your own money for a car. At the first opportunity escape as it appears your mother plans to choreograph everything in your life. Do not doubt for a moment this will include who to and when you marry and caring for your children. No l kid you not, l've seen and heard it before. She Will use Culture, Guilt, Family and much more. l'm sorry but someone had to say it.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from a 6-year-old thread on Reddit. I checked OP's comments and it looks like he joined the Marines ~5 years ago. So, it sounds like he was able to escape his mother's claws one way or another!

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My parents didn't want me to get a license fearing I might run away." ___ Well... that's pretty messed up. This was six years ago, I hope he managed to escape his parent's clutches since then.

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something I wil never truly understand when peole go 'Let's emmigrate to give us and our children a better life! But let's keep our children so close that they cannot participate in said life'. Like, WHY? Emmigrating to another continent is hard and lonely - why the hell would you do it when you really much rather live like you did at home? I understand fleeing war and crime and poverty, but if you move so far away from your home, you will be in a place that is totally alien to anything you've known so far. You should at least allow your children to adapt to that.

    Susan Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly, I thought this was about a young lady until the TLDR; portion…

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I, especially because of the driving.

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    ginny weasley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this mom is a crazy controlling bigot.

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why they think he'd want to run away....

    Catte West
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do. Not. Let. Your. Mother. Run/Ruin. Your. Life. Experience speaking here.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first thing he needs to get is 'Away'!

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    #29

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Did a phone interview with a guy whose resume said he lived a couple of hours from the job. It became obvious pretty quickly that he had just filled out the application without looking to see where we were. After asking him more than once if he knew where we were, and him not really giving a solid answer, I asked him directly about how he was going to manage the commute. He said that we weren't that far. When I told him where we were, and how far away he was, there was a brief silence, and he blurted out, "S**t! I'll move!" I told him to wait on a follow up email to find out the next step. He did not move on to the next step. I liked the guy, though.

    Deweyrob2 , AnnaStills Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there’s one thing that makes me sick, it’s interviewers who lie. If you’re not going to follow up, don’t say you will. You have the cheek to accuse him of being dishonest!

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't say that the email wasn't sent. He could've gotten the email but not have done whatever the next step was

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get a ton who apply who don't live in the area. We have online work but the position is for in person, and I prefer to have someone who has done well in person and is onboarded before using them online.

    TBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a bad interviewer / hiring manager on this one. You admit you liked him but was concerned about his commute. Yet the dude literally informed you he would move.

    Pie
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    2 years ago

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    #30

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I interviewed a women for an IT position. A few minutes in she started rubbing one of her eyes. Within a few minutes it was all red and started to swell. She kept rubbing at it and rubbing at it. By the end of the interview she couldn't see out of the eye at all and a HUGE whitehead had formed on her eyelid but the whole time she never acknowledged the problem even though I asked if she was ok. When the interview wrapped up she tried to shake my hand with the same hand she had been rubbing all over her disease infested eyeball from hell. I politely declined. She didn't get the job.

    tizod , Pressmaster Report

    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these interviewers seem mean. She was probably embarrassed af about this but kept on going and tried to act like nothing was wrong

    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Powering through things isn't always a plus. It would have looked better and been fair to everyone if she would have has to reschedule the interview. Her eye problem is a distraction to everyone and she probably would have done better. Also, not knowing what was wrong with her eye is enough justification not to shake her hand after she spent the entire interview rubbing her eye.

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    nanny28innc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like a "sty". It's a pimple for lack of a better word and they itch like hell. If you ever get one, just put hot compress or even a hot tea bag (only as hot as you can stand). Don't know why, but the tea draws out the inflammation. Sorry, just basic useless info. 😊

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all useless. No information is useless to everyone. I am going to try this, when my eye gets red for no reason I can tell.

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor woman! How is a sore eye a disqualifying factor??

    Susan Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s just a flesh would!” Poor girl…hope her eyeball was ok!

    Samara Messer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering if she had an allergic reaction or skin sensitivity from a new eye makeup she hadnt worn prior. I've had reactions to makeup before. Not fun.

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    #31

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had I'm not an HR Recruiter, but I can tell you one of the worst interviews one probably had. My buddy worked at a good paying job... but, it was very dangerous. He managed to get me a job interview with the advice to stress how safety-conscious I am. Fair enough. So, I'm sitting in the waiting room and I see a very tiny bump on my finger. Like a very small wart or a larger pimple. Anyway, my idea is "I need to get this off my hand" because f**k weird growths. Anyway, I use my teeth to pull it off.... and blood EVERYWHERE! Like gushing. From a wound that's barely the size of a pen point. I ask the girl at the front desk for some tissues, but I pour through those in seconds. Then, the person for my interview enters the waiting room ready to shake my hand. "eh, heh" and he looks at my hand with blood-soaked tissues stuck to it. I already see it in his eyes. He's like "are you f*****g kidding me? This guy manages to butcher himself in a matter of 3 minutes??" The interview was very rushed. Very obvious he had no interest in talking to me, but he had the obligation to. So, he gets to the end of the interview and I could tell he didn't listen to anything I said. He's like "I have 8 other people applying for this job. Why should I hire you?" Uh... yeah... that safety speech I was all about? Not going to happen. So, I open my wallet, pull out everything I have ($6), and say as seriously as possible: "this could be yours."

    anon , DragonImages Report

    V Bingham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you didn't say if he laughed..but l'd guess not. 👍😁

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. I know the self-mutilation urge to pull a hang nail. The more nerves the more likely I'm going to rip off a finger.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt have hired you either

    Susan Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was interviewing you, I would have hired you!

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me I was out with some important vps at one job. Took a limo. Got in there was a piece of glass there on the seat that the company didn't clean up. Cut my hand on it. Trying to play cool not a big deal gushing blood all over the enclosed back of the limo with vps next to me. Trying not to bleed all over my nice clothes and them

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of someone who got injured at work..while on a health and safety course.

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    #32

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Not exactly what we're looking for here, but a similar story, pretty funny. I had a good talk with an HR director for the manufacturing portion of a pharmaceutical plant, and he told me this - >Right now we're hiring anybody who can show up to a job interview currently sober, not dirty or smelly, and not currently wanted for arrest. > Low standards, I know, but you'd be surprised how few people aren't one or more of those things. They were hiring with the lowest standards possible, and were having a hard time finding people who could even meet that.

    The_Juggler17 , YuriArcursPeopleimages Report

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever worked the floor of a factory? You'd understand why people don't want to do it

    #33

    I was interviewing a gentleman for a position at my hotel in security. I set up the skype interview. As soon as we connected, there was a lot of loud commotion from his room he was in. He was yelling at his wife and daughter in his language (I think he was telling them to give him some space because he had the interview). His daughter was hysterically crying and would not leave him alone. his wife kept trying to pull her away but she'd break free, hit him, which only made him yell more, she (the daughter) tried to take the tablet away. The guy tried to *push* through the interview. I only got through about 5 questions. He constantly got up and yelled at his family - because they wouldn't leave him alone. It was...very awkward. **BONUS** This was when I was the candidate being interviewed. They had called me at 7AM (8AM their time) for a phone interview. I had worked a night shift the night before and was "awoken" out of my beauty sleep. They asked me if I wanted to reschedule the interview...but **OLD DUMMY HERE** wanted to **DO OR DIE** so I decided to "Go forward with the interview". It lasted all of 10 minutes because I was too out of it to come up with good answers. I made a bad joke of how I hope to one day be in a position to call and wake people up for interviews. *I still cringe thinking about that interview*

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be used as the IRL portion of the job where security has to break up a fight? But still he didn't make a good impression.

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    #34

    I used to be a grooming salon manager for PetSmart. We needed a bather so I was calling applicants. There was one that had just graduated high school and had no work experience which can be a crapshoot, but I was willing to give pretty much anyone a shot if they seemed like a good fit. So I call this applicant (we'll call her Jane). A woman picks up, and I ask for Jane. This woman straight up yells across her house, "JAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, PHONE'S FOR YOU" and asks me if I'm Jane's mom. Uh, no, this is Nunca from PetSmart and I was just following up on Jane's application. The woman then explains she's Jane's aunt and that Jane's mom is in Europe and oh wouldn't it be great if Jane got this job also they're decorating the Christmas tree right now and isn't that great. Eventually Jane gets to the phone and we set up an interview time (I didn't let Jane's aunt's behavior affect her chances of getting the job, not to mention it was just a PetSmart bather position, not super srs business). So Jane comes in for her interview. She shows up in an oversized plaid flannel shirt, huge basketball shoes with no laces, a baseball cap, and some big blingy necklace. We're waiting for the ops manager to come to the manager's office so we can interview her together, when Jane tells me that she really hopes she gets the job because she lost her wallet last week. So we sit down and ask her to tell us about herself. Jane loves cats. She tells us about her cat, Taco. This is great. We love people who love animals. Since we run a dog grooming salon, I ask her about her experiences with dogs: has she ever had a dog/does she have one now? Is she afraid of any breed of dog? Has she ever been bitten, scratched, or threatened by a dog? And so on. No matter how many times I ask her about dogs, she keeps steering the conversation back to cats. I never found out her opinion on dogs, but man does Jane really love cats. Somehow Jane completely took over the interview and told us this really sad story about how she saw a cat get hit by a car. She and a friend took the cat to the vet but the cat didn't make it, so they took the cat home and buried it in her friend's backyard. Jane had some butterscotch candy in her pocket, so she threw the candy in the grave and named the cat Butterscotch. While telling the story Jane had an appropriately sad expression on her face, but then she got to the end and said that they went out for ice cream afterwards and ice cream makes everything better!!! and she was weirdly bubbly about that. My ops manager and I could only stare, mouths agape. We ended the interview very shortly after her story. Jane did not get the job.

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    Kat Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jane just needs some serious teaching about how jobapplications work. Don't American Highschools provide that? I know mine did. the whole sherbang: Writing CVs, applications, I don't remeber mcuh about the interviews.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American high schools? HA! You're lucky if graduates can even fill out a job application. I've even seen college grads that can't fill one out. Our education system is without a doubt the worst in the world.

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Jane has a backstory that would have made you consider her for hire if you knew it. There could be some social or processing disorder there, but with some training, she may have been a really good worker, as she seemed friendly and eager to please. Just my unqualified opinion after reading those few sentences about her!

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    #35

    I was scheduled to be the first interviewer for a guy that was coming in once, HR meets with them first to go over paperworkd and other prep stuff, then hands them off to the interviewers. So, I'm waiting, and the HR rep comes to my office and says "there won't be any interview today, so your hour is free". I said "oh, did he have to reschedule?" it happens, people get sick, have emergencies, can't get away from their current job...it's really no big deal to reschedule. She says "uh, no..." closes my door, and sits like she's about to bust if she doesn't tell someone. Apparently as she was doing prep paperwork with the applicant, he started hitting on her. very aggressively. Demanding her phone number, wanting to know when she was free to go out, not taking "no" or even "I'm married" for an answer and eventually saying "I'm not leaving today without your phone number". She got him back out at the front desk and had him wait there while she called building security to escort him out. That wasn't even the end of him. The guy kept applying for positions in the company...I'd see his resume come up again and again.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If they haven't hired me, it can only mean I haven't been enough of an a**hole yet. Better try harder!" -- in this guy's mind, apparently.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worker in another store from mine used the warranty registration system to get a customers number and called her. Her husband answered the phone and this nitwit never made the connection and asked for her and asked her out. Needless to say the next day he was promoted to customer after her husband called corporate. We all found out because corporate sent out a company wide memo stating the obvious "personal info contained in the system is not to be used other than tracking warranties or to contact a customer for business reasons only"

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    #36

    Ok, not an HR person, but I was (part of a group) interviewing someone. It was an audition for a TV commercial (auditions can be soul-sucking, acting is not for everyone.) It was for a middle-aged woman who was supposed to be..a brassy shopkeeper, who was supposed to belt out a few lines from a Bob Fosse musical. Sadly, we were not videotaping, but when one hopeful threw out her arms and did her big finish, the casting agent's dog (who had been sitting quietly until now) leaped up, and bit the woman on the boob. Didn't draw blood, and I feel bad about it now, but we just fell about the place. She, on the other hand, wasn't so impressed.

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    Turanga Leela
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? That's funny to you? It doesn't matter the dog didn't draw blood, that's horrible!

    Strings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, human nature is to laugh at the absurd. And you have to admit, this instance certainly qualifies as "absurd"

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell was the dog even doing there? Why didn't the casting agent leave it at home?

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the dog get a 'bit' part in the ad?

    Hippopotamuses
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    Dogs are very good at judging human character. You may have dodged a bullet there.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend, the casting agent's dog bit the woman. I don't care WHAT its judgement of her character was. It BIT a woman. The casting director could be charged with assault for not having their dog leashed/controlled... in all honesty, why was their dog at a casting call anyway?

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    #37

    TL;DR: Guy tried to stab me in the eye with a pencil during his interview, after a few insults towards me and refusing to provide his basic certifications. I used to do hiring for a healthcare staffing company, think of it as a place that sends out substitute teachers to hospitals, but instead of teachers, we send nurses, physical therapists, behavioral health techs (psych techs) and other medical positions. Some of these people just liked being able to try different facilities or have a flexible job that was just a few days a week, others were basically people scraped from the bottom of the barrel who couldn't keep a stable job because they suck at life, so we sent them somewhere on a contract or for a day or two to do basic stuff, and before the facility/hospital knew how s****y they actually were, they were gone and we took our cut of the money. I was 22-24 during the time I worked there, and regularly interviewed people 2-3 times my age. If hired, I was their immediate supervisor as well, so some people took it poorly when someone their kid or grandkid's age was their boss. The interviews were constant, I maybe averaged a dozen a day. Half I might actually have hired, the other half I would've laughed away, but since I had to provide as many as possible, basically anyone got hired if they weren't a clear immediate issue. You only didn't get hired if you showed up drunk/high, had terrible hygiene, or had a REALLY s****y attitude. I had people break down crying and begging me for a job, drug rehab therapists showing up drunk, people showing up hours late, and several older women (and a few men) who spent most the time talking about their love for Jesus but otherwise refusing to talk about the job they were interviewing for. I had one man who really stood out in my experiences. I interviewed him over the phone beforehand, we had his resume, and his work history looked solid. He had worked in the behavioral health field for about 25 years on and off, so it sounded like he knew what he was doing, and he was very friendly and nice over the phone. In the phone interview I gave him all the details about how the job works, how they are basically on call certain days to sub in at behavioral health facilities as behavioral health techs, usually in group homes or psych facilities. I sent a follow up email confirming the date and time for the in person interview, that there would be paperwork afterward so we can get him on our roster, and that I would need all his certifications in order to hire him and get him ready to go. This includes first aid/CPR certifications, proof of bachelors degree (or higher), and some other records. He shows up to the interview (late), and according to our secretary he walked in, looked around the lobby, then asked where the bags of money was because he wanted to get paid. She sat him down in one of the interview rooms, came and got me, and said the guy seemed a little off. I sat down with him and started asking the usual questions to try to get to know an interviewee, and got some surprising answers: * "How long have you been working in this field?" > Why do you care? Ive probably been doing this longer than you've been alive. * "Which is about how long..?" > I've been doing this for 25 years. * "What about this line of work are you passionate about?" > What the hell does that matter? * "Well *IF* I decide to hire you on, I would be your boss, so I'd like to know why you might enjoy this job." > Because it gets me paid. * "Did you bring any of the certifications I asked for in the email?" > You never asked for anything, why would I bring it? I read that email and you didn't tell me to bring anything. It was already obvious that I would never hire this piece of s**t, and after the few insults, I decided to put him in his place for wasting my time. I has the secretary give him the first few hiring papers, just to keep him busy while I printed out the email I had sent him that specifically listed the first aid and CPR certifications, his degree, and other certifications that were necessary. After highlighting the exact lines he claimed was never in the email, I walked back into the room, placed it down on top of his hiring paperwork, and walked out for a few minutes so he could have plenty of time to read them. I came back in, sat down, and told him that since he insulted me, refused to provide even the most basic certifications, and was just rude in general, there was so way he could represent our company. his response was something along the line of "Oh that's fine, that's just fine", followed with him standing up, tearing all the papers in half, then trying to stab me in the eye with the pencil he was using to fill out the forms. Luckily there was a table between us so his reach sucked, so I was able to knock his arm out of the way, he hit my forehead with the pencil, then I slammed his a*s against the wall and told him to leave before we called the cops. He started screaming, then stormed off after knocking some stuff around in our lobby. No serious injury or anything to worry about for me, but that was one hostile interview that Ill never forget.

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    Sheila Stamey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to compliment this submission on one thing above all others. It's very good in all the interesting things asked for in this category, but the writing style and skill is phenomenal! No not every t is crossed and I dotted, but the readability is incredible! Good job op!

    Funhog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, Sheila. I wasn't going to read it because it's so long.. then, I saw your comment here. 🙂

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else get the feeling his 25 years in the field was from inside the psych facility? Not just me?

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've conducted quite a few interviews in my time (IT field) and thankfully I've never felt the need to have a bouncer in the room to protect me from interviewees. I'm surprised there hasn't been a story about someone threatening an interviewer with a gun (yet)

    Libstak
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    2 years ago

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    I really didn't need to read all that, so I didn't. Don't have the patience to wade through a whole work description just to find the little bit that might be Bout one bad interviewee. Sorry.

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    #38

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had Well I was the one being interviewed and i'm nervous guy so when I was leaving I said "thank you for time" and the interviews got a really weird look and said "no, thank you for your time". I'm getting better at people-ing I swear.

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    Kharyss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that. It’s just common courtesy to thank someone for taking the time to see you

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed; in fact, this is the opposite of a faux pas. Why *wouldn't* you thank them for their time?

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    Kat Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not ideal but an sbsolutely fine thing to say: thank you for investing your valuable wokr time to spend time interviewing me.

    JMil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read closer commenters, he left out "your". Apparently he is thanking the recruiters for their contributions to the formation and existence of a fourth dimension.

    #39

    I don't think this dude ever had an actual interview. I worked at a big box store because like everyone there other than management, we couldn't find better jobs at the time. For retail they paid decently, so most people took the interviews seriously, dressed nice, etc. Not this dude. He comes up to my area (tech bench) and asks where to go for an interview... he's wearing jeans hanging off his a*s, baggy cartoon shirt, basketball shoes, and a baseball cap with a sticker on it. All very expensive brands and brand new, but still unprofessional even for a big box. This is not in my normal wiring, but he seemed like a decent kid outside of this, so to help him out I told him he was not going to get hired if he didn't dress professionally, we would get him rescheduled, and he needed to come in wearing business casual at least. He doesn't say much, agrees, and leaves. I worked a later shift and came in to see him leaving his failed interview... wearing more expensive, slightly less falling off his a*s jeans, a more expensive, slightly less baggy shirt, really expensive jacket, and a different hat and expensive pair of shoes... A $30 Walmart business casual outfit would have gotten him a decent job, but instead he came in wearing an outfit that cost more than my wardrobe and was probably confused as to why he didn't get hired.

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    Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewing waitresses in a college town. They all showed up in leggings and a short shirt. If you can't be counted on to wear pants to your interview, how can you be counted on to wear pants to work?

    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a pretty ridiculous standard. They aren't coming in to work their first shift, it is on you to provide the dress expectations for the job. Most college kids don't have much in the way of dress clothes, they probably assume a skirt is dressy.

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    #40

    Not an HR Recruiter, but at my wife's company three dudes left with a stolen customer list and tried to start a company in direct competition with the wife's company. One of the dudes was supposed to bankroll the new company but he couldn't come up with the cash so the other two dudes dumped him. The dumped dude tried interviewing with the wife's company to try to get his job back.

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    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Company I dealt with back in 2000 had a couple C level guys leave to start a rival brand. But not before destroying the molds for the product. This act caused that company to fail completely a few years later since they basically lost a years worth of sales while replacing the molds and catching up on orders. Sad too because they had a really nice product. The new company started by the saboteurs? It lasted a couple years before going belly up as well. Only reason I can figure why they got away with it was no one could prove who damaged the molds. I wasn't there, basically got the run down from a company rep. I'm sure there's more to the story.

    #41

    30 HR Recruiters Share The Worst Interview Experiences They’ve Ever Had A girl who showed up in moon boots and a fluffy gilet for a front of house role. She chewed gum the whole time and when I asked a bit about her work history she started talking about how she'd been to see Bombfunk MCs the other night and how she was a massive obsessive fan... Okay bear in mind they're one hit wonder from what I know. From like 1999. This interview was at least 4 years later. What happened, did they just turn up and play Freestyler 12 times and then everyone went home? So yeah I'm all for honesty but would you pay this person money to represent you or your company? Unless you're Bombfunk MCs I'd hazard a guess most people would swerve that mess.

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    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have hired her straight from the top of my dome🤟- Also I cant get the song out of my head

    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness. Freestyler is a pretty good song.

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    #42

    Not an interview, but here's a resume we received. We were looking for a salesperson to handle software consulting services in the northeast region. *"from July of 2003 up until October of 2014 when the store owner died and the store was closed I worked as a salesmen and a stocker for franks bedding and furniture a small store located at 2765 Kensington avenue in Philadelphia pa"* That's it. That's the whole resume, verbatim and without edits.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he doesn't jump from job to job

    Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applied for a job that specifically requested two resumes: one normal and one super suoer abbreviated. I guess as a quick reference? I don't know. But I did it. Didnt get the job. Fast forward to a few job prospects later, I get a call from a friend who works at the place I'd applied to warn me that her coworkers were passing around this hilariously bad resume and laughing at it. And it was mine. I'd accidentally submitted the super abbreviated version. I was mortified. How many prospective jobs did I accidentally send that awful resume to? I'll never know.

    Quentin ingulfumble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11 years in the same job? id have called that person for interview out of interest.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for 26 years in the same job. Then again, it was my family's small business, soooo... XD

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty hard to pad your resume if you've only had the one job.

    #43

    Not in HR but had to interview a bunch of people for several roles. I have so many stories, but I think I'll go with the most idiotic. Unprompted, the guy talked about how he went to a contractor and saw them mixing this white powder, and the contractor insisted it was the best glue ever. He was sceptical at first, but then saw the results and was amazed. He had to find out the name of the glue immediately, and it was our brand. It was fate that the recruitment agency offered him a job with us. Our glue is a powder glue, but it doesn't come in white. It's a brown powder. You can even see it in the videos all over the website. I was tempted to pick the guy who sent me [this](http://i.imgur.com/aJrTOXD.jpg) as the worst, but tbh, his actual interview must have been unmemorable because I don't remember him at all.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the transcript referenced in the jpg and it is so creepy

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that`s missing is "sent bobsandvageen, hope u wil"

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    #44

    "Sorry I missed the flight, I thought the interview was tomorrow". We did not reschedule his flight....

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    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. This guy is so good that the hiring company paid for a flight to get this guy there for an interview and he blows it?

    #45

    HR manager and recruiter in México here. In my first recruiting job I had to hire people for a private security company, wich is a very basic position here, the kind of just "Is alive? Don´t have a criminal record? Hired!". I had this one guy come in the office with his wife and we start the interview; all ok at this point. When it comes to requirements in image, I tell him that he have to cut his hair (shoulder lenght to a buzzcut, the client asking for the personnel was very strict about personal appearance), he told me "oh no miss, I would not cut it, I have it long because it´s a vow I made to the Guadalupana, and I rather keep it than work". So that's it, 3 kids and uneployed wife but with a very strong religious commitement.

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    S Mi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless long hair is dangerous in the position, makes me sad that someone wouldn't be hired for that reason

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if OP would be so dismissive if the religious commitment was wearing a yarmulke or hijab; or not working on the Sabbath.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The customs you mention are fairly widely known and wide-spread - and therefore credible. The devotion to La Guadalupana has nothing at all to do with hair length.

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    #46

    My job was to hire nurses for new physician practices the medical management company I worked for was creating in small towns. One of these small towns in Eastern Tennessee had little to no candidates apply for the job, so I decided to interview everyone that was minimally qualified and close geographically. First two interviews of the day are uneventful, but the third sticks out in my mind as the most mind blowingly ridiculous excuse for a person I have ever seen... There is no office yet, so we agree to meet at the local Starbucks. I'm waiting, and around the corner comes a woman in her mid to late thirties with the longest, greasiest, most unkempt hair I have ever seen. It hangs down past her rear end, and is loose...and clearly hasn't been washed in days, if not weeks. She has on gray sweatpants that couldn't have fit more than one more ounce of person in them, and white athletic socks. She also has on the highest pair of bright red hooker heels I have ever seen, and every third or fourth step her ankles take turns rolling on her...I was waiting for the scream of agony. She decided her shirt for the day would be a "used to be white" shirt, complete with several holes near the untucked bottom of the shirt - that did not completely cover her very large stomach. The shirt was a picture of Tweety Bird, and said "I Tawt I Taw a Putty Tat!". She had on Whore in Church Bright Red Lipstick, and had a cigarette hanging out of the left side of her mouth. I honestly thought I was being punked. this position was not for an entry level position - it was for an RN with at least five years experience and a nursing license in good standing. I made sure it was her, and concluded the interview quickly with a "Thanks for coming out, we'll be in touch". I strongly suspect that this was a box she needed checked off to continue receiving her unemployment check.

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    Abra DirsaDuBois
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While im sure this person was not a good candidate. But with the "Hooker heels" " whore in a church" comments you yourself seem a bit sexist, and rather unpleasant.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "very large stomach" comment stood out to me. Saying her midriff was bare would have been sufficient; the size of the stomach is irrelevant.

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    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p! Athletic socks with h@@ker heels?! The AUDACITY! 😂

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    #47

    Not HR but had to interview people for a helpdesk position in 2005ish. Dude comes in, kinda odd but whatever. Has a strange, halting way of speaking which now I would equate with a neck beard/autist. I asked the second question and his phone rings. He takes it out (some thing with a stylus, dont even remember what kind of phones there were then) holds up his finger and says "One moment please." I looked at the co-interview and mouthed "I'm done."

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    Con O Cuinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird how you equate people with a disability to "neckbeards"

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d call that a red flag for the candidate, given how the interviewer described him! Autism does not lessen one’s intrinsic worth.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Strange, halting way of speaking"...was it Frank Costanza?

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A polite, "One moment please" was enough to make OP want to end the interview? Even the finger gesture wouldn't be off-putting to me; it's a common enough thing to do when you ask someone to wait. Now, if they did anything other than silence the phone, or answer it just long enough to say, "I can't talk now, I'll call you back later" then there could be an issue.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an insulting term used to describe an unkempt man. The name comes from when a beard is not kept trimmed, so that part of it is growing from the neck as well as the jaw.

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