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30 Worst Classic Album Art According To Vintage Everyday That Will Leave You Asking Why?””
They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.
None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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The Miracle At My House
Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos
Pauline And Randy - Help Me
No one realized that they were trapped in an album cover, trying to escape...
That's the voice of the person locked inside the trunk of their car, just out of frame.
Unfortunately, this album was Randy's last call for help before his mother completely consumed him and he lived the rest of his life in her basement, never kissing, let alone meeting, a girl.
'Help me' is probably from whoever made this album cover, since they obviously ran out of ideas.
Sorry, you're beyond help. Just run from the wench as long and as far as you can.
Maybe don’t pose for pictures when what appears to be the fires of Hell are approaching you from behind, and you’ll require less help
Pretty sure Randy wasn't just naming his song, but instead it was a real attempt to get help as Pauline has been holding him hostage for months now. Sorry Randy that we are just now understanding your message.
Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country
The Sounds Of Hjs Coming
De Germa's - Bananenlied
Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)
Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati
Olaf Sveen - Dance Party
4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.
Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun
Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful
Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight
because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room
Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough
Danny Boy - Twist
Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing
Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On
And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?
Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig
Aaron - Miten Ois?
Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him
Catui - Irmao De Cor
Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion
Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards
Dutch Blues band from the sixties and seventies. Great music, lousy covers.
Teenager-Party
Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely
Housewives' Playtime
Paul Pincus And His Orchestra
Strech Forth Thy Hand
Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune
The Happy Three - Answering Your Request
dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...
Mallet Mischief
Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg 
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg 
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
Manowar's Into Glory Ride was pretty bad as well. manowar-in...212212.jpg 
"Music today sucks!" Yeah, let's go back to the days of "Barenaked Banjos" and "Song of a Prune," you know, the good old days of music.
Thanks Bored Panda, I really need a laught and thanks to that trend and all the "nasty" comment, I'm just sheding tears. You're just perfect!
FIRST , don't judge a book by it's cover SECOND , maybe it's just me but you presented alot of christian bands (they don't really care that much about looks , so waste of time for this article) and left out some preety funny other album covers that are by faaaar more funny .... just my humble opinion
If it's SECOND, christian bands!!! Oh, god, then FIRST is true: don't listen to them, they'll be even worst!
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Not that life was so ugly, it's just that musical acts didn't need to look like models or porn stars to sell an album
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This is one of my favorite posts.Not only are the album cover funny, the comments are even funnier. Nice job fellow pandas😊
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
Manowar's Into Glory Ride was pretty bad as well. manowar-in...212212.jpg
"Music today sucks!" Yeah, let's go back to the days of "Barenaked Banjos" and "Song of a Prune," you know, the good old days of music.
Thanks Bored Panda, I really need a laught and thanks to that trend and all the "nasty" comment, I'm just sheding tears. You're just perfect!
FIRST , don't judge a book by it's cover SECOND , maybe it's just me but you presented alot of christian bands (they don't really care that much about looks , so waste of time for this article) and left out some preety funny other album covers that are by faaaar more funny .... just my humble opinion
If it's SECOND, christian bands!!! Oh, god, then FIRST is true: don't listen to them, they'll be even worst!
Load More Replies... Not that life was so ugly, it's just that musical acts didn't need to look like models or porn stars to sell an album
Load More Replies... This is one of my favorite posts.Not only are the album cover funny, the comments are even funnier. Nice job fellow pandas😊
