One of the benefits of having a kid is you get to name them. That way, you can honor your grandad, pay your respects to the artist who has inspired you, or... show the world you're a bit weird.

A month ago, Reddit user Hasden2007 asked other users on the platform, "What is the worst name you could give a child?" Turns out, there's no shortage of those.

So far, the post has received over 4.7K replies. From Strawberry Rain to Chastity, here are some of the most upvoted ones.

#1

Worst-Child-Names X Æ A-12

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Stupid, stupid, stupid name.

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#2

Worst-Child-Names Jack Cass, I know it’s bad because it’s my name

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Brian J
Community Member
1 month ago

I won't even make a joke because I'm sure you've heard them all

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#3

Worst-Child-Names My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo

captainmagictrousers , Rodrigo Pereira Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
1 month ago

is dad James Olivier? he would approve

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#4

Worst-Child-Names I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol

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KamiKhan
Community Member
1 month ago

Becca will probably grow up to be a villain with a dark background story.

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#5

Worst-Child-Names I have heard of many bad names, but Sex Fruit is probably the worst I have seen.

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

Why name your own child this???

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#6

Worst-Child-Names Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid

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Easily Excitable Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

With a name like Sunny Day, you're doomed to be the emo kid.

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#7

Worst-Child-Names Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office.

Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??

Awesomesause88 , Juan Encalada Report

KamiKhan
Community Member
1 month ago

She could join X-Men though!

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#8

Worst-Child-Names How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was "Unnamed Baby Boy". I don't know the story behind that though.

NotEvenJohn , Anita Jankovic Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Is that even legal? If so, poor kid.

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#9

Worst-Child-Names Tequila. Sibling was Margarita

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Christina Wood
Community Member
1 month ago

That's child abuse

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#10

Worst-Child-Names My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called "Thank God".

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

That kid must be like "I don't thank God for giving me this name"

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#11

Worst-Child-Names theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following:

poppy honey rosie

petal blossom rainbow

buddy bear maurice

daisy boo pamela

river rocket blue dallas someone call childline

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

It sounds like a kid named their kids.

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#12

Worst-Child-Names I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name

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Alicia Butterfield
Community Member
1 month ago

Some amazing names in Nigeria and they totally make them work and sound cool. Just think of the ex-President, Goodluck Jonathan..

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#13

Worst-Child-Names When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl's order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says "Sorry she's shy!!" looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me "Her name is Thankful!" ....poor child

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Vicky Z
Community Member
1 month ago

Yeah right she is shy! How can't she see what they did to their poor child oh my God!

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#14

North West

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Truth Monster
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm waiting for her to put out a perfume called "North" just to hear the commercial, "North by Northwest"

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#15

Worst-Child-Names Peter File

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Friday
Community Member
1 month ago

Nooooo!!!!

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#16

Worst-Child-Names Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson.

But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

I like the name Anna Banana. I think its cute

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#17

Worst-Child-Names I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there

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Ian Milne
Community Member
1 month ago

D*ck Rash? He’ll need some cream for that

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#18

Worst-Child-Names Baby

Just a Baby.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Don't put Baby in the corner.

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#19

Worst-Child-Names A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school

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I want cake
Community Member
1 month ago

That's something you'd suggest as a joke, but following through is just cruel.

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#20

Worst-Child-Names I read a story once about triplets that were named Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Please dont do that

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Princess Toadstool
Community Member
1 month ago

Children aren’t billboards for your fando,s

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#21

Worst-Child-Names Abcde (pronounce ab-city)

CauldronOfCum , Phil Goodwin Report

Marianne
Community Member
1 month ago

That was the poor girl who caused an incident at an airport, because the employees could not believe this was her actual name. They laughed at the name and the mother shamed them for laughing at her poor child, when in truth in was her fault for giving her child a ridiculous name like that.

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#22

Worst-Child-Names Blanket

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Shazz Winchester
Community Member
1 month ago

Jackson?

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#23

Worst-Child-Names Seen it all. Met a woman named Anal. Pronounced "Ah-nuhl". I had a friend named Cleopatra. And had a relative named Sextus but he just was called "Uncle Sex". Even heard of one called Merlin!

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tail_bite
Community Member
1 month ago

hear me out, Cleopatra is a good name

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#24

Worst-Child-Names Went to school with a girl named Candace Barbara Machine. Candy Bar Machine!

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Candace Fitzpatrick
Community Member
1 month ago

Nothing wrong with her first name

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#25

Worst-Child-Names Satan.

Well, unless of course you want them to be a lawyer when they grow up, in which case it might to a good marketing ploy.

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 month ago

He can change it into Lou(cifer)

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#26

Worst-Child-Names gaylord (yes its an actual name)

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

That's right up there with Farquaad or Tarquin.

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#27

Worst-Child-Names Methaney

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Bex
Community Member
1 month ago

She must be pretty gassy

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#28

Worst-Child-Names Scooter. Hell no. I would not even name a dog that

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Scooter is a great name for a dog lol.

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#29

Worst-Child-Names Some girl I knew named her daughter Tru Love, I still can’t get over that bizarre combination

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Your Average Pooh
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

I hope Tru Love can hopefully, someday find True love.

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#30

Worst-Child-Names Chastity

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

Chaz Bono was formerly known as Chastity. Blame Sonny and Cher.

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