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50 Terrifying Stories That Prove Why Women Are Afraid Of Rejecting Men, As Shared By The ‘Bye Felipe’ Instagram Account
In a sense, online dating is like gambling — only very few hit the jackpot. The chances of meeting someone kind, generous, gentle, and compassionate are, well, extremely low. Yet, thousands of lonely souls still spend hours looking at their screens, being lured into believing their one true love is just a swipe away.
But as so many of us have learned from personal experience, this whole dating game is not for the faint of heart. It’s full of uncomfortable situations, tasteless jokes, and pretentious people who believe they somehow have a right to treat others like pawns in their little games. And there are plenty of women who had the "pleasure" of encountering such guys and decided to call them out.
Enter Bye Felipe, an Instagram account that posts screenshots submitted by women who seem to be on a mission to expose the most vulgar and downright creepy online daters out there. We handpicked some of the most surprising posts we found on the account, so continue scrolling and be sure to tell us what you think about them in the comments!
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Kirsten Kerkhof 3 years ago
I use this exact picture to explain the use of adverbs to my EFL students. It is fab!
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
Are there people out there who actually find sexual harassment "sexy"? Is there like a kink I don't know about?
Anna Banana 3 years ago
Even if there is, kink involves pre-negotiated consent, so... no hope of saving this one.
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Katherine Heasley 3 years ago
Never try this s**t with a writer or an English teacher, boys. That's the lesson.
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#2
Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
Where do men get the idea that this is important? Other men? Men with no girlfriend? No social skills? One of my great guy friends said, "When they send a picture of a d***, what makes you think it's theirs?" Even dating a man, women don't need to see it.
JessG 3 years ago
Either some girl stroked (so to speak) his ego ONE time, and now he thinks he's gods gift, or, he thinks real life will be like porn and therefore assumes his D is the main character
Load More Replies... Betsy Novack 3 years ago
I fit 43 grapes in my mouth and 9 inches is nothing if you keep asking me "is it in yet?"
Rosie McLeod 3 years ago
Why do men want really long d***s, I don't get it. Don't they know that just hits the cervix and hurts?
Elleana Sky Lopez 3 years ago
Not even sure why it's believed 9 inches is enough😂 or 11 or 12 or 38.
Lp Johnson 3 years ago
I was eating... I'm... trying not... to choke... But I... can't stop... LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bubs623 3 years ago
That was me. Trying to figure out her height and being horrible at math and conversion from metric..... The burn was Chef's Kiss, obviously.
Load More Replies...Bye Felipe (the name is a play on the Bye Felicia meme, often used as a dismissive farewell) was created in 2014 by author, speaker, and podcast host Alexandra Tweten. It started as a means to allow women to share the most offensive messages they have received via dating sites and apps and hold men accountable for online harassment.
When Tweten started posting screenshots of her online dating misfortunes, her email flooded with submissions from others with similar experiences. "I realized these hostile messages were a trend that women see online," she told The Huffington Post. "That started a conversation about creating an Instagram to keep all of these insane messages so we could discuss them. All women get some degree of creepy or weird messages when they sign up for online dating sites."
"It's a standard reaction that I've now seen over and over again with the submissions," she noted. "Guy hits on girl, girl doesn't respond, guy lashes out with insulting message. It really shows the entitlement these guys feel, and I think it shows our cultural misogyny problem."
#3
Lucinda Speer 3 years ago
All guns are loaded until proven otherwise. All men are "loaded" for the same reason.
HantiChrist 3 years ago
"Sucks to be scared" more like sucks to be scarred by the generations of woman brutalized
Mayrene Chester 3 years ago
I don’t think it works with women, this reverse psychology, I’ll insult you so you’ll do it. We are just way smarter than that.
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
Oh...it works but exactly the opposite of what he wants. The more he tries, the absolute worse he seems. It's almost guaranteed that she blocked him.
Load More Replies... Betsy Novack 3 years ago
And Little Italy is crazy too. Everywhere is a crap shoot. Depends on how much crap you can fire back in these uneasy moments. I am so sick of dating. It's like a really bad reality show where no one gets it.
M Rob 3 years ago
Until my girlfriend "came out" (m-f) she was 100 % clueless about female danger - Now she is constantly on guard ( even when not dressed). I told her " welcome to the world of being a woman"
#4
Trinity 3 years ago
I would say: "Well... I'm thinking of the best place to bury your freshly mutilated corpse after I make you pay for the first date, convince you to come to an isolated place and carve you up. Do you want a blue or pink bow in your hair when I leave your severed head on your parent's doorstep?"
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
He could have been thinking about Snoop Dogg's iconic album, but I doubt it.
Tarhes ~ 3 years ago
He had a lot of brilliant social commentary. His Christmas movie (free on YouTube) hits right on racism in way that still feels contemporary.
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M Rob 3 years ago
Then she should have pulled up a pic of a fully glammed poodle - Doggie Style!!!
Khavrinen 3 years ago
Some people really take it to extremes: PoodleTige...2de0f6.jpg 
#5
Mindghost 3 years ago
Why do they send d-pics? And what answer do they expect? I'm thinking about these questions for many years and still have no answer. I'm sorry for everyone who receives one unsolicited.
Frankenfrog 3 years ago
It's a fragile man's attempt at dominance. It's beyond pathetic
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To better understand the world of online romance, we reached out to Abi Blears, a UK-based dating coach and matchmaker. "Apps can be a brilliant addition to meeting people in real life and enable us to connect with people we might not cross paths with otherwise. However, there are downsides to them," she told Bored Panda.
Blears explained that apps give us a false perception of having a great deal of choice and might make us feel like people are easier to replace. "They also inadvertently make us focus on things that might not be that important," she added.
"They encourage us to make snap decisions about people based on very little information. Another downside to an app is that you could fall victim to a catfish (someone who is pretending to be someone they are not), in the real world it’s harder to be misled."
#6
Caro Caro 3 years ago
He probably thinks women are part unicorn, we fart rose petals and s**t glitter.
Kesam 3 years ago
Hahaha, awesome! 😂 (Not sure s**tting glitter would be a good thing though. Stuff gets EVERYWHERE! 😄)
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
I really hate people who scalates that fast in a matter of minutes.
Tarhes ~ 3 years ago
Menstruation is a healthy, natural, and needed process. It needs to be normalized. Also, if this fellow is so grossed out by female anatomy, which is beautiful and uniquely shaped for every woman, maybe he shouldn't be seeking a female partner. Perhaps his partner should remain forever and always Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Bayou Billy 3 years ago
Also he should be (in general) more mature than my response. I always imitate Mario and say in a racist accent it's a spaghetti sauce. Makes em laugh and at ease. However still not the best response heh.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
“Guys don’t want to hear about that stuff. It’s gross”. Says the guy who has probably sent unsolicited d**k pics—-taken with a zoom lens so they could actually see it, of course—-to women he doesn’t know, without the least thought whether they wanted to see “stuff like that. It’s gross”.
#7
River Webb 3 years ago
crush them up and mix with the brains of your former suitors, its a great source of calcium.
Droopsnoot 3 years ago
If the victims are all like this, it's not enough calcium intake
Load More Replies... will bower 3 years ago
I just don't understand. Do some women actually respond well to these sort of questions
Nadine G 3 years ago
No. We dont. Especially when they're unsolicited messages from complete strangers. Hows this, try asking this crap to a random woman on the street. Because that's basically the equivalent of "sliding into DMs". We dont know you, and we sure as hells dont owe you sh*t. Try approaching with some decency and civility, if you cant do that, it's super simple; DONT APPROACH WOMEN.
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HIROX 3 years ago
Do guys actually ask that as an opener? Guys this is not good. 1. It's just rude. 2. Not all girls are porn stars. 3. Not all girls like this activity 4. Some of the girls who do like to engage in this need to get themselves to a mental state where they want to do it. I dare say if she gets to that level it's like a switch was flipped and she's almost scary with the things she is suddenly cool with she was not cool with 5 mins ago. 4. Where is the mystery? Way better to just find out when she does it. If she likes that activity in the first place. Am I the wired guy who thinks women have a say in what goes on in the bedroom?
Bobby 3 years ago
This just reminded me of a girl I was in the navy with, Her last name was Spitter. In a rare show of compassion they allowed her rank to be Fireman (usually reserved for the engineering jobs) as opposed to seaman (which is what her rank should have been called with her job)
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
….k that’s kinda funny, I’m glad they showed her some compassion so she didn’t have to be called “Seaman Spitter” lol (real question though, it’s not “seawoman” or “firewoman” for women?)
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Caro Caro 3 years ago
Oh dear. And there we have it, that very important word and he doesn't know what it means.
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
So asking someone permission before being allowed access to their body in a respectful manner...is a turn off? Please....which level of the sex offenders registry are you on, sir.
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NsG 3 years ago
Slight nitpick - consent should come *before* foreplay/sex. If it's only obtained *during* something has gone wrong.
Zaza 3 years ago
My mind immediately went to "No, you need to get consent BEFORE anything happens" too
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Allison B 3 years ago
For some reason I just imagined some guy yelling fore as he hit the ball and the people around him yelling play. Brain? Why?
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Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Many guys don't know what consent or foreplay means, sadly. Scary.
Betsy Novack 3 years ago
Because they get that "Boys will be boys" free pass for their raging hormones gone nuts.
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TahJia Williams 3 years ago
Just....wow. is this why so many out there rape & say "she was askin for it". I know there's idiots out there but CONSENT is a word that should be REQUIRED to learn.
Betsy Novack 3 years ago
Have the number of a reputable bail bondsman tattooed on you body where you can find it too. You'll need it.
When asked why so many women have online dating horror stories to share, Blears believes this is not necessarily specific to dating apps. "Everyone who has dated a lot has likely had a bad experience somewhere along the way or dated someone who behaves less than ideal. People tend to share negative experiences and remember negative experiences more readily than positive ones," she said and added that for every negative online dating story out there, there’s likely a positive one.
Yet, matching with someone on an app doesn’t have the same level of accountability compared to meeting them in real life through friends or in the workplace. "You’re more likely to be respectful of someone if you know it could impact your peer relationships or life in the future. If you meet someone on an app, there’s less of a chance that you’ll run into them in the future or that your peers will hear about any nefarious behavior," she said.
#9
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
“Leave the gun….kick him in the cannolis”
Load More Replies... Droopsnoot 3 years ago
Unless you're some kind of superman, I doubt you can from whatever basement you live in
#10
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
Are this kids not having a mother ? Sisters ? Nothing in their brain?
Laura Dawson 3 years ago
I know you mean well but men or people in general shouldn’t treat women with respect because they have mothers or sisters - they could be an only child & an orphan & they still should treat women with respect and as decent towards people as that’s what decent people do.
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elcee 3 years ago
she could have saved that bit of her brain and donated it to that guy, would have been a major improvent
Tarhes ~ 3 years ago
I wouldn't have shared all my medical information with this jerk. I would have simply responded, "Why would I waste any effort to impress you?" Delete. Block.
Micah 3 years ago
The worst part is that most likely, he either didn't read the whole response, or he did and will fail to learn a lesson from that encounter.
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Rainy Day Wolf 3 years ago
I mean yeah... but you don't owe an explanation to no one about your weight or exercise routine...
Lisa Intally 3 years ago
Being harrassed is exactly why some women are happy being heavier. If being gay were actually an option for more women, there would be a lot more gay women.
Panda Parade 3 years ago
"Are you f*****g kidding me? THAT'S your message?" That made the entire thing already.
#11
Cath poop 3 years ago
What is he looking for here, the exact weight of each individual boob? What does that even mean.
Tom Hanlin 3 years ago
Surprisingly enough, stupidity weighs nothing, and yet permeates the universe like The Force.
Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago
The thought of girls going around weighing their tits- 😭🤚
While toxic masculinity might be one of the main reasons men believe they have a right to act this way, Blears said it’s important to not encourage the narrative that men shouldn’t express their emotions. Women can be abusive too and men are less likely to report abuse because it’s deemed by some to be emasculating, she added. "That said, it’s not even nearly on the same scale and toxic masculinity does need to be explored and dealt with."
#12
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)
cow dung can build a house tho so your analogy is false
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Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Such a weird combination of behaviors - starting off overtly sexual, then reverting to child-like insults. Do some men really think any adult, self respecting woman would go for this?
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Should have thrown him away at birth and tried raising the afterbirth instead - it'd probably have worked out better.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
The good old "grapes are too sour" response. If you don't know what that means here's a link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
#13
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Well, at least the douchebag was up front about what he wanted. Idiot.
Katherine Boag 3 years ago
Sadly a really common attitude and this one is just stupid enough to say it out loud
Felype Rennan 3 years ago (edited)
This is enough evidence to send this a*****e to prison where he belongs
No you can't have my name 3 years ago
At least the rapist is honest about wanting to rape drunk girls.
#14
Jonathan Ryner 3 years ago
She should have put 'Dora the Explorer' hair on him. That way when he says "I don't want to talk to you anymore," she could say, "Problem solved!" He wouldn't get it, and that's ok.
When it comes to online harassment, each situation is different. However, if someone is being directly abusive, "the best thing to do is to remove yourself from the interaction. If you’re on an app, block and report the person. It’s important to know your own boundaries and uphold them."
"For example, you might have a zero-tolerance for being sworn at and the person you’re talking to swears at you. If you think they are generally reasonable, the approach would be to express how it makes you feel when they do that, express what you want in the future, and express the consequences if they repeat to offend. Then stick to your word."
She continued: "It’s also important not to get too wrapped up with people who are only nice from time to time, if someone isn’t consistently nice then they aren’t nice and it’s not your role to change them, as tempting as that might be."
#15
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Leak all the data of this guy together with this screenshot.
K Witmer 3 years ago
That's the best way to combat blackmail. Not care about whatever they have.
Yumiko 3 years ago
but unfortunately it doesn't have to be true; people can blackmail you into -them not accusing you of somthing you didn't do; not caring definitly isn't the answer to blackmail
Load More Replies... Vorknkx 3 years ago
I love it when someone tries to threaten me with a video they made of me... through my PC, which, by the way, has no camera or microphone plugged in :D
Allison B 3 years ago
I have a headset with a microphone but no camera. I've been threatened with "exposure" too but I said why would I care if they shared a group of age 25+ ladies talking about kpop and video games.
Load More Replies... Trond Øien 3 years ago
Got one of those "We have your web cam footage and will send it to all your facebook friends if you don't pay us" kinda emails once. I don't have a web cam and I don't have a facebook account so there's that.
Raptor 3 years ago
This reminded me to set up my webcam for online class, thanks Trond! And.. those scams aren't thought out are they?
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Pauline Evans 3 years ago
If they want to leak footage of me lolling on the sofa in grubby pyjamas, picking my nose, scratching my **** and telling the dogs to stop jumping on my laptop they’re welcome 😂😂
Troux 3 years ago
Let's meet up. Just you, me, and the police to arrest you for this crime you're confessing.
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
The problem with that, is these scammers are often living in other countries, where their government/law enforcement doesn't give a shít about what they're doing. If their government/law enforcement won't work with ours, unfortunately, there is absolutely nothing ours can do.
Load More Replies... Id row 3 years ago
This type of blackmail is very illegal. I'd be providing that to the police. Maybe you'll get an officer who isn't lazy and useless and who will actually follow up.
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
It's not about cops being lazy and useless. 🙄 The real problem is that these scammers are often living in other countries, where their government/law enforcement doesn't give a shít about what they're doing. If their government/law enforcement won't work with ours, unfortunately, there is absolutely nothing ours can do.
Load More Replies... TahJia Williams 3 years ago
YESS!!!! LEAK IT THEN B*TCH!!! what YOU scared of. Ugh i hate that in men.
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Lol.. .that's pretty much my thoughts every time i get one of those spam phishing messages... man, if you've really got footage of me wanking, go ahead send it to my family and friends... they didn't even gasp before they laughed when at a Halloween party after my daughter had died I told a joke about how it was a shame she wasn't there because she loved dressing up for Halloween..and how it was kinda ironic she wasn't there cause she'd have had a f*****g great zombie costume. They're not going to bat an eyelid at anything you have filmed me doing. They've had 50yrs of my inappropriate humour - a 3 minute clip of me wanking to midget clown porn ain't even gonna make the 8th highlight reel of times they've rolled their eyes at me.
#16
HantiChrist 3 years ago
This s**t is why as a mom I got off dating sites. My kids were met with such hostility. l reacquainted with someone in life who was a friend already and he knew I had kids. He's the best step dad ever. 5 years in a few weeks.
Trinity 3 years ago
Hahahaha, he hasn't met a psycho until he's met me. I'm nice, kind, funny and sweet until someone makes me angry... That's when they should run. 😈
Morgan Merrill-McNeal 3 years ago
Same! 😉 good to know there are other 'psychos' out there
Load More Replies... Jp@nda 3 years ago
But look at what a catch he is. Staring off into the distance shows true depth and introspection yet the hat turned backwards is giving idgaf. Irresistible...
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
Please......the hat is only on backwards because he's just too stupid to figure out how it's supposed to be worn.
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Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
He is the type who will make a bee line for girls with no confidence or who are young and naive so he can 'mould them' into what he wants and control them. He screams abuser and cannot stand woman who are confident, self sufficient and successful xx
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
That's his name, I doubt that God or religion plays much of a part in his life.
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GenericPanda09 3 years ago (edited)
xd... too funny. My missus is currently on her pc downstairs logged into Steam so I'm gonna send her this line and see if i can hear her laughing from up here.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
Well, don't let us hanging. Did she laughed or killed you? I need to know before I text this line to my wife.
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Cold Contagious 3 years ago
Absolutely! Now his family knows what to get him for Christmas.
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Kinda think I would prefer the more vulgar way to say that. Something about inhale your vaginal aroma seems worse in some way; perhaps more disturbing creep factor 🤔 like this is what he would say to an unconscious woman
As you scroll through this post, you might feel discouraged to dive back into the deep waters of the dating pool. If that’s the case, Blears has some suggestions for you. If having nightmarish experiences is a reoccurring theme, she advised considering how you’re using the apps, finding out if there are any common issues, and seeing how you can avoid repeating them.
“If it’s a one-off experience, it’s important to remember that whilst there are bad people online, there are also many good people out there so don’t let one negative experience tarnish your entire outlook. Pace your relationships slowly moving forward so that you do not become overly invested in someone very quickly. In time, people reveal their true colors so staying grounded in reality and not rushing things is key."
#18
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
Only if she prepares it in the new, improved DICKOMATIC, $29.99 plus tax and very quick delivery.
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Isabel Care 3 years ago
Why rip it off first? There are now portable, tiny blenders to shove straight onto the offending part
Aidan Pite 3 years ago
I love the 'turn the blender on' bit. I mean, when you put a thing in a blender, the implication is that you are going to blend it. But no, implications are not enough for this woman. She had to explicitly state her standing in such a way there was no possibility to misunderstand what she was saying. She told that man that she would obliterate his penis. And I love that.
#19
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Have a feeling that going on a date with this guy would be very much like shitting in her hands.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
His opening line sounds like one of those fake ads for jobs with unbelievable incomes for part time work that have been popping up in comments sections for a while.
Jody Whitmarsh 3 years ago
The babe thing, ugh.. crazy annoying. The response though!!! I can't stop laughing
#20
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Ah, the old "If I insult you then it'll be different enough to make me stand out and you'll have to engage me and find me interesting" line......... he should ask for his money back from whatever sleazy internet 'pick up artist' that sold him the b******t course.
Yurdy Barger 3 years ago
Out of all I receive this is the most common. I'm "not hot enough" for the attitude but you obviously thought me hot enough to slide into my DMs and shoot ur shot... sit down little boy don't get defensive just cuz you overestimated your skill
Blears told Bored Panda that the most important factor with online dating is not only your physical safety but your emotional safety too. "You want to only continue conversing with people who are consistent in their behavior and who make you feel either good or neutral."
"It might come as a surprise but someone who is overly keen very early on might not be as safe an option as a guy who is more neutral and takes time to reveal his feelings. There’s a balance to be struck," the dating coach added.
#21
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
I found it, and i sent it to the Hardon Collider to see if it's the Higgs Boson or not. Certainly small enough.
#22
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
And she responded accordingly, that lovely creature is definitely nude. Every time I see a picture of this I just can't help but smile.
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Błażej Kowalczyk 3 years ago
This monkey is very popular meme here in Poland, used to mock "typical Poles" :D
Leslie Jabine 3 years ago
If you're afraid to show me what's between your ears, I'm definitely not interested in what's between your legs.
Random Anon 3 years ago
Why are these guys so pathetic and desperate? I understand hormones and all but dayum man, you can find those stuff all over the internet.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
I love Proboscis Monkeys, and the use of the pictures of one in the replies here absolutely cracks me up. It’s also exactly how I imagine a Proboscis Monkey would react to such an a*****e.
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Unsolicited duck pics are better since it makes everybody happy
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Ely Tanaka 3 years ago
This could actually be a great starter 'wanna se my duck?' and then drop a lovely duck picture. At least it would work better then the di*k ones.
"If you aren’t sure about taking it from online to offline, it’s perhaps wise to suggest a phone call or a video date before meeting up. If you’re generally worried about safety, you can suggest a daytime date somewhere public and be sure to inform a friend of your whereabouts. No matter how tempting, I would not recommend traveling in someone’s car when on a first date, going to their home or bringing them to yours," Blears concluded.
#24
Mark Johansen 3 years ago
Well most of these the shut down is justified but dull. This one is actually clever.
SirWriteALot 3 years ago
the rhythm is kind of off ... last line should be loke "so how about no!" I like the response but if I'm honest, the pick up line wasn't too bad. There's worse out there.
#25
Robert Miller 3 years ago
Seriously ... the number of actual virgins in this post is astounding ! As an old male boomer I am in awe of the stupidity of these post ! How do women not just scream all the time ? I think all of these apps should include a "hard no" option that lets the woman sends a taser jolt to the assholes that send crap like this .
#26
Berkeley 3 years ago
This bothers me in so many ways. Especially because it makes me ashamed to be a man. On behalf of all men who respect others MOST IMPORTANTLY women, I am sorry. Men should do better.
Marie Vallier 3 years ago
You don't have to apologize for other men's behavior just because you are a man yourself. What you can do however, is be a better man (seems good so far), call other men on their BS if you hear them talk s**t, and if you happen to have a male kid or nephew, teach them to be good men too.
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Tarhes ~ 3 years ago
He had to show he's a racist, body-shaming, idiot who had his fee-fees hurt.
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100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
Man, I've seen some hilarious insults to use on people. Carrot Fruit Loop Egg B***h, S**t Nugget, Chunky. . .
#27
Eliza May 3 years ago (edited)
Along with his own j**z. What an ars**ole some guys are.
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Nadine Debard 3 years ago (edited)
Love! Cut in pieces and cooked with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
You have to get checked if you don’t have them
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
Why is he up past his bed time? Does his mother know he's up on a school night?
Sheena Campbell 3 years ago
It's from a comedy podcast called Your Mom's House - it's just a joke.
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Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
Who told this guy we have arseholes on our tits? We agreed that would be our secret, seriously ladies. Stop telling all our secrets
Sheena Campbell 3 years ago
It's from a comedy podcast called Your Mom's House - it's just a joke.
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Discordant Bluecheese 3 years ago
Pretty sure this is a YMH reference (your mom's house podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P.) Tom likes to say that to his wife Christina as a joke :D
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Tell me you’re a virgin and likely to die that way without telling me you’re a virgin and likely to die that way.
#29
lenka 3 years ago
"you need to be put in your place" is pretty much the epitome of every comment in this whole post. Men's belief that they are superior and entitled to women's time, attention and bodies, and that women who do not comply should be denigrated, abused and 'put back in their place' so they don't dare do it again.
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Totally agree. And I'm so tired and OVER IT.
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Joe Edwards 3 years ago
If his d was sucked so good the night before why not go back to that one?
Eliza May 3 years ago
I said this exact thing 2 hours before you but you have more upvotes lololol
Load More Replies... Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Perfect illustration of what was said upwards by Lenka about how narcissists try and eroding women's boundaries and confidence.
Anastasia Beaverhausen 3 years ago
I don't disagree but women can be narcissists too.
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Sky Render 3 years ago
Bigot or chaser, either way not a good first impression!
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Marco Conti 3 years ago
Maybe he wanted to talk about his car's transmission that's been giving him issues?
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Horny, in a hotel, desperately looking for matches... You should reconsider your life, that's so low level.
Katherine Boag 3 years ago
Horny and in a hotel pay for a sex worker cmon its their job. Oh wait you dont respect women enough to pay for their time and skills
#32
Melissa Rodriguez 3 years ago
The pig is way cuter and nicer than he'll ever be.
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Alexandra Nara 3 years ago
his opening lines would made me run constantly to the fridge to gain a little more weight- just to be sure he stays away
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Micah 3 years ago
That way he can "get points" for not saying it, but still say it.
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Too bad these guys are strangers. It would be sooooo satisfying to forward their texts to their mothers.
Mark Johansen 3 years ago
I wonder how many women respond positively to these sort of comments. Does this ever work? I suppose if a woman does respond positively, she must be exactly the sort of woman he's looking for.
Onezs Girl 3 years ago
That's why these guys keep doing this... someone out of the 200 women he messages, is likely going to respond the way he wants...and so this trash talk and disrespect for women will continue, as does many other horrid things in this world.
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Ashen Rayne 3 years ago
'hello, how are you on this fine day? Do you like scat porn?' - how these tend to go.
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Trinity 3 years ago
No idea, but there's a plague of them. The true questions are... what's the source of their behaviour and why do they think it's acceptable or convincing to talk like that?
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Bobby 3 years ago
Remember when the douche move for a guy was pulling out the guitar at a party? Can we please go back to that instead?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
I was just thinking something similar. I can't believe single people have to encounter this mess on the regular...like wtf! It's kinda scary
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Panda Parade 3 years ago
WHO does that work on? I'm legitimately asking for the sake of research. Jesus tapdancin' Christ... Even $2 hookers expect better conversation.
#35
Tishia partchey 3 years ago
Celibit for 23 years. No need or want of a man. It's so relaxing
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
What am I missing here? Can anyone explain? Seems like normal questions before you move any further.
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
She's a lesbian, and the text implements he already knew that but decided to ignore it and bother her
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Marvelous Rex 3 years ago
Haha not as much bad as confusing. I feel like I'm missing context for the last 2 comments.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
After 1 or 2 messages he will go back to his question again. Idiots don't change that quickly.
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Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
For a second I was wondering why she would like an i. What would she do with it?
CatWoman312 3 years ago
I never could understand why some "men" open with that question. It's creepy
Mark Johansen 3 years ago
I'd give him a point for accepting the change of topic. Minus a few hundred for the opening, but plus one for the attempted save.
Yolanda Drew 3 years ago
Funny how with a little diversion you can redirect a conversation... like children 😉
100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
I really don't want to say this is wholesome, but. . .god ending, I guess. . .?
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lenka 3 years ago
To challenge her boundaries and reduce her confidence. If she accepts the veiled insult it gives him permission to continue eroding her boundaries and confidence. It is a classic narcissist move. You can see it in lots of these posts. This one was not so very well executed but there are men who actually make a living by coaching other men how to use this technique to use and abuse women.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
Again, does this s**t EVER work? Why do guys keep trying it? It's so gross.
Wintermute 3 years ago
It works. I've seen it happen. Not me (I've been married since before internet dating was a thing, and have integrity), but I worked with a guy who'd shotgun that b.s. out over the airwaves and inevitably end up sleeping with a different woman every weekend. At first I thought, hey, maybe they're just out for a good time. All consensual, who am I to judge, even if it's a bit skeevy. But then I found out, no, these women were all troubled, insecure, desperate women he was basically just exploiting. Consensual, yes, but very unethical, and I told him so. He didn't care. Got fired after 2 months for sucking at his job. Real piece of trash - but yeah, it works.
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
I was confused as to what "DTF" means. But, i have a PhD in Advanced Phrenology, and my scientific analysis has revealed that "DTF" means "Dragon Tiddy Finder".
Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
I wish people would just use full words. I have to look up all these abbreviations and I'm getting a bit fed up lol
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago (edited)
if you look closely " lol " looks like a cannon facing towards you; or a person drowning; or a fed up person throwing their hands up in air saying "I am done with this abbreviations".
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Mark Johansen 3 years ago
That was a pretty good response. I'll give her a few points for that.
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over it already 3 years ago
'tis but a scratch! Come back here and get what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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mystique 3 years ago
bruh.why do you just automatically go into insult mode when you are rejected???
Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
They seem to think it's some sort of clever burn to immediately insult a woman's appearance or weight when she doesn't go along with what they want. They actually walk around thinking that sort of thing makes them look cool and strong and in control. Depressing.
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Kristen Kidd 3 years ago
"Wanna do sex? No? Then you're fat and unattractive." 🤨 Riiiight that's why you hit on me in the first place. Got it.
Anna Banana 3 years ago
No no, he was being kind and/or just kidding you see! /s
Load More Replies... S 3 years ago
Boys... seriously... do y'all really not see how pathetic you look when you literally try to SLEEP with a woman and when rejected, immediately turn around and call her fat? Three seconds ago you were trying, quite desperately might I add, to get in bed with her... You look like a f*****g idiot.
Joe Edwards 3 years ago
What is it about toxic and fragile male egos these days? In my youth, sure you got rejected but you got on with your day and hit on someone else lol
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
Let’s look at the world through your douchy little eyes, guy. The way you see things, you’re finding ugly and fat, and therefore lonely and desperate, available women on dating sites who are free on a Friday night—who still won’t f**k you. I mean, do you even lift, bro?!
JessG 3 years ago
He, like all the others, just went straight to insulting her....have you never heard of a double chin?
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mystique 3 years ago (edited)
Eres un idiota. tu es un idiot. तुम एक बेवकूफ हो tum ek bevakuph ho. あなたは馬鹿です Anata wa bakadesu. 당신은 바보입니다 dangsin-eun baboibnida.
Mama Panda 3 years ago
LOL I did this once with a guy. I told him that "I don't speaka engrishy". He asked what that meant and then I said "I said I don't speak english a*****e". He said "oh and walked away hahahaha
Scarlett Barbee 3 years ago
Both are rude...he started the convo perfectly nice, there was no need for the question marks...he then segued to into bad territory.
Ugh_What_Now 3 years ago
She wasn't rude. Not like this was a Tinder screenshot showing a match. A complete stranger just started messaging her without any context or introduction. Asking how she was as if she knew him and owed him an answer. He didn't even give his name, didn't even know HOW OLD SHE WAS... she could have been underage for all we know and this guy is maybe in his 40's from the bit of the picture not blurred out. A woman isn't obligated to provide her time to a man just because he finds her attractive.
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Feminist Percussionist 3 years ago
Spanish, that’s why she said “no” then used Google translate
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Archaic beliefs say fat people are the very model of fertility, though.
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
I don't know much about these dating sites. Do they have a function where you can report someone for verbal abuse and get their account suspended? Because clearly....
100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
I like how he sent one message saying 'hey' and then, because she didn't respond, he went FULL RAGE MODE after that
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Claire 3 years ago
*shivers as i reach into my cabinet* "where... where is it...." I mutter to myself. *sigh of relief* "found it!" *pours bleach into my f*cking eyes*
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Why should you waste your 159 IQ trying to date a birch? Try with an oak, instead.
Droopsnoot 3 years ago
Everyone knows that oaks are old and wrinkly, no "true man" wants to dat someone older
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Almost every reference to one's IQ must be taken as a failed argument.
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Remi A. Paulin 3 years ago
Mmmh let's see... "youre" - "boilogy" - "birch" etc.... maybe just typos... just like the 159 IQ
Rez Fidel 3 years ago
Is there a name for thid kind of cringe texting? seen this to often now... God damn my toenails just inverted themselfes...urgh
Scarlett Barbee 3 years ago
Yep, you just invented it. Henceforth it shall be known as cringexting
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Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago
I was waiting for him to tip his fedora to her at some point in that travesty
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Gabriella Franchell 3 years ago (edited)
I was asked from a strager to send pics to him, so I sent him pictures of Disney characters having sex with their beloved to ruin his childhood. ;)
100%LegitTurtle 2 years ago
Oh, I saw this on Reddit somewhere. . .people getting what they deserve.
#45
Mayo 3 years ago (edited)
How's that silly? I dont want to give my address to a random stranger from the internet I don't know. They could be gangster, rapist, murderer. All of the above, could be an annoying begger...
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
😜 just tell them it's too secluded where you live and you can't be held responsible for what you do on your own property to creepy people. Make 'em understand a little.
Lp Johnson 3 years ago
Lol, brilliant. "Nah, tbh, sheriff says I can't have anybody round my house anymore...after them last three guys...um...wandered off and went missing... Still don't see why they thought me or my wood chipper had any thing to do with it. I made SURE to clean all the blood off last time..."
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
I'm super paranoid after a stalker a couple years ago. I don't even want people to know where I work.
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Is this person even part of the human race? Any sensible adult knows this stuff, it's common sense at this point!
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
Yeah, I was gonna say, men shouldn't give out their address either, honestly. No one should!
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 3 years ago
Considering a pregnant woman was murdered and had her unborn baby cut out of her by some Craig's list person I don't blame her for refusing to meet a stranger at her house
Mark Johansen 3 years ago
I'm a man and I don't give my address to random strangers on the internet.
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Mayo 3 years ago
"You're really not attractive enough to say no to me" Bruhz, that's what insurrectionists would've said, bro!
Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago
See I would be interested to see lift-bro's reaction if some larger more heavily tattooed man said that to him when they were sharing a prison cell
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AndThenICommented 3 years ago
Um, this man’s response is actually chilling and there’s nothing anyone can do. Yikes
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
...said the man sending nudes from the bathroom.
Jacob Frey 3 years ago
"And you're not attractive enough for me to say yes. Guess we're at an impasse."
Sherena Doxtator 3 years ago
You shouldn't have blacked out his face, he sounds like a super creep and women should know who to look out for.
Prism Dawn 3 years ago
Hmm, maybe report to the police? I'm pretty sure this constituted harassment.
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Oh, this fragile male ego... Mine must be incredibly strong, since I never called names when drunk.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
And that guy who told his wife he loved her over 200 times in an hour? Titanium ego.
Load More Replies... Trinity 3 years ago
At least he had the balls to admit rather than deny it like a lot of guys would.
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
LOL who tf admits it though 😂 like eww, fix your issues before you try to position it as just a harmless personality trait!
Load More Replies... Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
I wouldn't take that as being aware. I would call it a bad case of damage control.
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Agent 8433599 3 years ago
I would probably not be good enough to take the high road
Load More Replies... Mark Johansen 3 years ago
Not a brilliant come back, but a fair one. Certainly better than getting into a silly insult war.
Happiness is Hippo 3 years ago
I think it was a great comeback, it made him look stupid and petty, while she looked dignified and in control of the situation. It's not always about insults.
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Cheyanne Pavan 3 years ago
At least this guy was ok enough to own up to it and apologize. I know that's a low bar to set, but it's far better than most of these guys.
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
He's got two sisters. She painted a picture for him. He LOOKED at the picture. . . . Maybe someday he'll be blessed with a DAUGHTER.
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Prism Dawn 3 years ago
Just look at the timestamps! It just took 30 minutes for him to decide to wish damnation oh her! Holy cow, did she dodge a bullet! 😂
Load More Replies... Droopsnoot 3 years ago
Either he's a religious fanatic or likes to mock religion, neither are good
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Pamela Kay 3 years ago
Who knew that you could be on life support and text at the same time lol.
Load More Replies... Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
This...this is priceless! 😂. The only post here that made me laugh! Such impotent anger!
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
Or so illiteraratly bad, it makes your head hurt.
Load More Replies... Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
I'm just trying to interpret the words BP blocked. Did he say "Bloody s**t whore father f**k"?
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Ember 3 years ago
Great idea to check up on the person you’re talking to. Protect yourself ladies.
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
Sad that we have to go to those lengths though, isn't it?
Load More Replies... Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Love it that he tries to say it's him that has one against a woman....like we can't read a PO and see who the plaintiff is.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
Been there. Still afraid to go downtown sometimes if my ex might turn up.
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Dave van Es 3 years ago
Well, on the bright side, it's easier, and better to weed out the dou**ebag before you go on a date.
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
As a woman we instinctively know the 'well hung' is just a lie. And this sentence tells me he's an older guy who's trying to date WAY younger than his age bracket and he's getting ignored. And he's getting ignored because he's not nearly rich enough to pull that off. ----
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Mansplaining at its best. REAL feminists make their bodies available at request...
Anna Banana 3 years ago
I can just see him smoking weed with his friends and coming up with that, thinking "we've got it, now they'll never be able to refuse!"
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Me too! The whole thing is toxic and dehumanizing. What the hell happened to common decency and good manners? Ffs!
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Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
What's really pathetic is that they can't even get through the opening statements without showing their true colors.
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Kathleen R. 3 years ago (edited)
Last time I checked, EHarmony is not a Christian site, but it is a site for real relationships and not just hookups. The questionnaire for E-Harmony when you sign up has like 54 questions. Because they're genuinely trying to match people who are looking for a lifelong relationship.
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
I would have said "Woo...that's a relief. I thought for a minute you were going to ask me out. Then I'd have to go into the whole "Can't we just be friends..." speech. I just wouldn't be able to handle a guy that probably gets carded every time we go to a PG-13 movie. Wasn't sure how I was going to break it to people that you weren't my little brother...especially when your personality is working against you too. Thanks for letting me off the hook!"
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
I would happily tell him "he's got some chipmunk cheeks on him and I think he needs to lose some weight, I didn't want to say anything and hurt your feelings." -- It's my way of saying, "SAYS YOU" that I need to lose weight. Who freaking asked you?"
Load More Replies... Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
And he need's to lose a nose but no ones is saying that out of being polite.
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troufaki13 3 years ago
I had a similar experience. I texted something along the lines of "I had a nice time with you but I didn't feel the connection. I hope you find what you're looking for" and he proceeded to write two pages worth of messages ranting about how inconsiderate and rude I was and if I really had a good time then I should be with him. O.O
Load More Replies... Droopsnoot 3 years ago
Just because you have to live with it, doesn't mean it's good... Luckily she doesn't have to live with you
Alexandra Nara 3 years ago
Just forgot my dignity here, thats why I come back and loose some more
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Droopsnoot 3 years ago
Just another dude that doesn't understand that such threats don't work on the internet
Dave van Es 3 years ago
Sometimes, it would be so much easier if the person who fired that shot (dude on the left) got hit with the bullet the girl dodged.
Carol Emory 3 years ago
I think the silence speaks for itself...he just didn't like the answer....
Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago
hm. sounds like my friend's ab*sive stepdad. totally not a blaring red flag.
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Earl Blueberry 3 years ago
Who are these people?? Reading these feels like I'm in the twilight zone
#65
Ernie Tabuena 3 years ago
I think that’s the first time in history the words “g******g” and “respectful” have been used in the same sentence.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Huh don’t think I’ve seen that censor before. G******g?
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GenericPanda09 3 years ago
She hit the nail on the head with the punishment comment... "I asked you, a stranger, totally out of the blue for something... and you didn't give it to me... so I'll punish you in the only, and very weak way I can right now.. by insulting you". Just be thankful you're nowhere near them physically when they feel the need t o mete out 'punishment' for not doing as they ask.
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Iam Knucks 3 years ago
I think I am a pretty nice guy. And my wife is f*****g amazing. I don't at all feel like I finished last. Every morning I open my eyes and feel like I finished first.
Miss Verständnis 3 years ago
Thats wonderful - wish you both all the best :)
Load More Replies... Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago
Oh is this one of those PUA "neg her first chicks love being negged" things and then they expect you to be all "oh my you are the SEHX GOD please take me now"?
Earl Blueberry 3 years ago
What in the heck was NICE about that?? "Nice guys finish last?" F**k off buddy, but you definitely do _finish_ last, since no one in their right mind would ever get amourous with you.
Friedlander Rosenzweig 3 years ago
Let ‘s call his Mom and show her what a “nice guy “ her little prince is to strangers.
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Droopsnoot 3 years ago
Calling someone sexy is usually a way to destroy a conversation immediately. Unless they say "what's up sexy, I'm lexi!" of course
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Yumiko 3 years ago
do guys think this works? do guys think this does anything but get the woman to run away or here just not answer?
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
When they do that crap it's because they've already given up and figure they might as well throw the first insult. At least it's an easy test. Don't readings to a message from them for it least 12 hours and see what BS gets thrown out there. Women aren't angels in this either.
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Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
coming from a guy you don't know, this is clingy desperate and impatient.
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Wow. Just laying it right out there. Literally in the first paragraph.
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Lillukka79 3 years ago
Do people really accept random friend requests? I just report them as spam.
Mayo 3 years ago (edited)
I dont understand any human being kept sending the same message repeatedly and then got sagotaged-self when he's the one requested to chat with her. If he's really has a hundred women, why he keep messaging her then?
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
No he said he has BLOCKED 100 women. Because they all did exactly what she did, they didn't respond instantly. And then he says he's gonna block her too. So now I guess it's a 101 women.
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Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
Good to see that there's a report button on the lower left hand corner. Hope she pressed it
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
Sorry, I just can't continue to ignore this. It's spelled 'whoa'. You've got all the letters, they're just not in the right order.
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Yumiko 3 years ago
THESE PEOPLE ARE SCARY! I mean it ! how do they switch in an instant from I'm interested to I never was interested to b***h c**t to we can be friends????????????? I DO find this scary
Samael Burton 3 years ago
For then it isn't a switch. Women exist as sex objects in their minds.
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Kathleen R. 3 years ago (edited)
For Pete's sake, not including primaries election day doesn't happen more than once a year. Of course it would be appropriate to bring up that topic on that day, once a year. It's like saying happy Saint Patrick's Day even though you may not be Irish. This guy clearly doesn't vote and doesn't understand why anyone would. ---
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Droopsnoot 3 years ago
So when a guy doesn't like fat girls, she's good enough to smash but nit good enough for a relationship? You would think they think the other way around, but understanding misogynists is like solving why humans exist
Iam Knucks 3 years ago
This weirdly hurts my heart. Maybe this guy could have already met the love of his life if he wasn't so caught up on appearances. The world has such a cruel way of twisting people into unempathetic and "deranged" humans.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
If you haven't grown tired of ellipses yet, here's more: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
I think your ellipses would be more interesting if they were Morse code instead.
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
It's just a desperate attempt, modelled by too watching porn.
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Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
Yup. I think I've vomited both my intestines out of my body.
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 3 years ago
Is his profile pic one of him trying to remember what a Vee-Jay looks like. Because I doubt he's seen one in a long time with those lines......
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Hex Gurls 3 years ago
anyone who open with confirming they’re not a psycho is for sure a psycho
Kathleen R. 3 years ago (edited)
I once had share a house with a guy I didn't know. (It went well.) We talked on the phone everyday for 5 days before I moved in. On the last day before I was going to be there, HE SAID, "well I think this is going to be fine as long as you're not a sociopath and you're just hiding it well." (Which is actually true for both of us) But my response to that was, "But if you are a sociopath, don't you learn at a fairly young age how to hide it?" I think he said "you make an excellent point."
Load More Replies... Kathleen R. 3 years ago
That's why I have a queen bed even though I'm single. It leaves plenty of room for the dog. And I have a single guy friend who doesn't date, and he has to have a king bed. Hey, it's his house, he can have whatever he wants
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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
So he is looking for a woman who doesn't want equal rights, and will be happy to play second fiddle in their relationship?
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Nicole Poppinga 3 years ago
Oh, there is nothing wrong with the peen. Just with the guy it is attached to.
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Droopsnoot 3 years ago
The changes of meeting another guy like you are very low? My goth, if only that was true
Carol Emory 3 years ago
I think he needs a new ruler...... And as far as an Alpha male...a Girl Scout could probably kick his @$$
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
What's wrong with "Ok, I just had to ask as I find you attractive, have a good life" and move on? Some people are really brain dead
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Sky Render 3 years ago
Because (at least for that shallow sort) it's their only attribute of note? Which makes it all the sadder that they consistently lie about its size on top of everything else, of course.
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Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago (edited)
Actually, that's about average, maybe a little bit more (statistically speaking). Believe it or not. But still not the thing to lead a conversation with, for sure...
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Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
"As I am a hairy man, I thought you might be interested"... what the hell?
Nadine G 3 years ago
If it's a dating profile, she could have mentioned that she likes hairy men. Lots of women do
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Richard Henderson 3 years ago
He’s pretending his weird misogynistic comments are actually autocorrect errors. Putting the * after the next line indicates what he “meant to” say. It’s a little bit more creative but just as bad as all the other degenerates.
Load More Replies... Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago (edited)
What was the point? You know what you COULD have said clearly but you decided to say something else, correct it and do that 2 more times! That's just weird
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
The fact that Auto Cucumber is changing his texts to that really says numbers about how he treats womens.
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Yumiko 3 years ago
is everyone finding this normal? I find these guys "you don't f**k with me then die" very dangerous sounding (not just wating people to exist to have sex or him or not exist but isn't that a threat? after 1 rejection? how tdo these guys deal/react to real problems!?)
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago (edited)
I don't think this is "normal" behavior, but apparently on dating sites it's very common. A lot of people seem to use these sites as a source for quick, casual sex and when it doesn't work in their favor, they take their frustrations and anger out on the other person. Plus, the added anonymity of online interactions makes some people feel free to be outrageous assholes.
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GenericPanda09 3 years ago
pmsl @ "Enigma"...xd... man, if people can work out you're a c**t after one message, you're not an enigma.. you're not even a two-pieced jigsaw puzzle.
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Cold Contagious 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly hahaha 😆! He looks like he's waiting for an ice cream cone or a dollar 💵. One of "The Little Rascals in his He Man Woman Hating Club"...
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 3 years ago
Is he even old enough to be on there? Hard to go on a date with a guy that required a high-chair....
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
At least they let you know within the first couple of sentences! Pathetic.
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Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
Well he sounds just absolutely dreamy. Oh, and BTW, I'm 5'8", 120lbs, with a 26" waist and 38 EEE tits... /s 🙄
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Oh, now I know how to answer my wife when she doesn't insert heart eyes in her messages. Thank you for this life lesson, random guy!
Rez Fidel 3 years ago
yeah.. that´ll teach em them damn wifes..(gonna check for coffin meanwhile)
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liam mckirdy 3 years ago
some guys really think hmmm if i insult someone they will defiantly love me
Load More Replies... Lisa Samuelson 3 years ago
I'm sorry but his profile shows he frequents the Golden Corral too!!
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly. Looks like he's describing a scenario from Golden Corral that he previously partook of.
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Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Wow I'm surprised he's not calling the Guinness book of world records.
Sky Render 3 years ago
As long as it's one of those tiny keychain rulers. Anything even a little bigger will win easily.
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Tracy Aubrey 3 years ago
This is just being rude, if you don't like the guy just tell him so that he can move on.
Sareaesque 3 years ago
And how many guys in this article turn aggressive/insulting once the other person tells them up front they are not interested? If someone messages someone they do not know they are not owed a response, and if after two months plus of messaging with no response the guy still doesn't get that the other person is not interested, that is on them.
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Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
i honestly think the other person could have just said so the first time that they're not interested instead of ignoring them because the other guy seems polite enough. so far.
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Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Says the guy who has a photo of himself in a tuxedo, probably his graduating from high school photo.
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
Nah, I'm saying that photo us from when he was an usher at his older sister's wedding. He's wearing a boutonniere.
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AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
Trapezoid head? That's a new one on me. Got her with the geometry burn.
Beepbopboop 3 years ago
Lest we forget the day trapezoid head became a mainstream insult. God bless America.
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
It's 20 years that I know my wife and still didn't reach that point.
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Miss Verständnis 3 years ago
I don't know if he really meant "no one is calling you for sex" as an insult or was just trying to say that he wasn't thinking of her that way. Maybe i'm too naive, but he sounded a bit hurt to me...
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Kathleen R. 3 years ago
If I need a quick bogus number to hand out, it's time and temperature in my city. I've remembered the number since childhood, I don't have a single friend who I know remembers the number still. So it's not a red flag when somebody locally hears it. Frankly I'm surprised the number is still around. You dial it and it tells you the time and the current temperature.
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Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
He should've expected it because it has happened before. Many times.
Carol Emory 3 years ago
Translates to: "OMG! Stop ignoring me! I have to be the center of attention! Why don't people like me?!?"
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Kathleen R. 3 years ago
Her next reply to him should be to call him on the LIE that "some girls really liked it."
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Second amendment girlfriend? Does that mean she gets to shoot you and walk away with no consequences? Bargain.
Johane Moller 3 years ago
I believe it refers to a loophole in the US Constitution allowing domestic abusers to own fire arms, if the plaintiff is a girlfriend, not a wife. If you have a domestic abuse ruling against you and the plaintiff is your wife you're not permitted to own a firearm for a set amount of time . But not sure. This guy is clearly unstable.
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 3 years ago
There's a reason that a lot of men are on these sites now...it's because they've been trespassed from all the singles bars in their area for sexually harassing women.
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
Yeah, cause that totally makes it all better!
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Me Oh My 3 years ago
Woo! Colonial time! Witch-burning! *starts dressing like it's the 1700s*
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Lisa Samuelson 3 years ago
He's looking for pusssyyyy and his wife & son are in his profile pic, sad!!!
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Nadine G 3 years ago
Statistically, yes it is actually quite common. Just like this dudes attitude is, amongst f*ckboys, very common.
Load More Replies... Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
He said he wanted to ask her something, but he didn't really ask a question
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Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Doesn't matter who it was intended for, now everyone knows what a jerk you are.
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Paul Ellis 3 years ago
I've read all 121 of these screenshots. This is, without doubt, the most depressing Bored Panda ever. I'm mortally embarrassed by the entirety of my gender. We don't deserve the love and attention that women give us. Some of the blame can be laid at the door of these infantile kook-up sites, but the stand-out culprit is male insecurity coupled with toxic male aggression. How I would loathe to be a woman in the age of the internet.
Nadine G 3 years ago
Thank you for saying so, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. It would be nice if it stayed online only, but it doesnt. If you see any of your male friends acting like this, check em. Especially when women AREN'T around. Make sure they know that they're doing is wrong. Women have been screaming this s**t for literally centuries, we need men to scream with us for once.
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Nathaniel 3 years ago
Maybe I am just old fashioned, but don't men ever just want a conversation? Seriously why is text one or text two a reference to a penis or a request for tit pics? I am a gentleman, I leave those until at least text number 5.
Beth S 3 years ago
I love posts like this because it teaches me new and creative ways to respond to bs.
Ilia Bauer 3 years ago
I've been in college classes and haven't taken notes as hard as I have on this article!
Load More Replies... lenka 3 years ago
I'm just here for the #notallmen comments from the men who continue to feel maligned by women who clearly don't know their place.
Logan Shinall 3 years ago
The first lesson in gun safety is that all guns, unless in pieces on the floor, are loaded. Even if you remove the magazine. I feel like women have to hold that same thing to be true for men. I've always been friendly and more concerned with trying to make sure my women-friends are comfortable in every environment, but a stranger won't know that about me, so I have no reason to take it personally when she keeps her distance and acts like I'm a loaded gun. Sucks, but I understand it and I'm not hurt over it.
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Valisbourne Spiritforge 3 years ago
This whole posting just reminds me of something my wife told me years ago. Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.
Crispy Toast 3 years ago
The statistics of women and LGBTQ+ murdered over rejection or even perceived humiliation is crazy.
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BakedKahuna 3 years ago
So I have this fantasy about removing all porn from the internet. And replacing it with porn produced for women, where they are not treated and used like a piece of meat. And if that's not working, put a virus in a misbehaving man's coputer, which turns the face of every porn actress into his mom's.
Martha Meyer 3 years ago
There is feminist porn out there actually. Just not much of it, sadly.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 3 years ago (edited)
I feel like some people should be made to attend a two week long seminar called "Human interaction 101" at turning 18 before we release them into the wild of general society.
Nadine G 3 years ago
Or parents could teach their boys accountability and respect for all living things 🤷♀️ but what do I know. I dont have kids....just have to deal with all the ones that weren't raised to view women as HUMANS.
Load More Replies... Vorknkx 3 years ago
It's creepy how these all follow the same general pattern... sudden begging for sеx, followed by insults and "you're fаt" when it becomes clear it didn't work. Yikes!
Nadine G 3 years ago
Imagine if this was in real life, and it often is. These "men" are often viewed publicly as upstanding gentlemen, but behind doors treat their partners like this. It's why many women were happy to just go along with it because they were tired of being beaten, insulted and assaulted.
Load More Replies... MagNat 3 years ago
I love how all this incels insist they: have endless string of women just waiting to suck their d/IQ 21093 / are "alpha males" / incomparably hung, etc. Yes sir, you're very believable.
laura lee 3 years ago
I tend to counter with "methinks thou dost protest too much"
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Dirk Daring 3 years ago
Those apps need a feature that lets you forward these unhinged tirades to these creeps mothers, so they can see how their sons treat women.
Nadine G 3 years ago
Screenshot, find their families on facebook(which is usually very easy to do), and send all the screenshots, with unsolicited dik picks, to mom. Sit back and enjoy
Load More Replies... K- THULU 3 years ago
I've reached the point where I can't even rage and fume at these posts( if you've seen my drunken rage posts in the past ) I just fukn despair some times. I mean what the actual fk are these guys on about? Is this how they spend their time? Get a fkn hobby!
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Look, will this frog help? desert-rai...db-png.jpg 
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Maybe I am just old fashioned, but don't men ever just want a conversation? Seriously why is text one or text two a reference to a penis or a request for tit pics? I am a gentleman, I leave those until at least text number 5.
Beth S 3 years ago
I love posts like this because it teaches me new and creative ways to respond to bs.
Ilia Bauer 3 years ago
I've been in college classes and haven't taken notes as hard as I have on this article!
Load More Replies... lenka 3 years ago
I'm just here for the #notallmen comments from the men who continue to feel maligned by women who clearly don't know their place.
Logan Shinall 3 years ago
The first lesson in gun safety is that all guns, unless in pieces on the floor, are loaded. Even if you remove the magazine. I feel like women have to hold that same thing to be true for men. I've always been friendly and more concerned with trying to make sure my women-friends are comfortable in every environment, but a stranger won't know that about me, so I have no reason to take it personally when she keeps her distance and acts like I'm a loaded gun. Sucks, but I understand it and I'm not hurt over it.
Load More Replies... Valisbourne Spiritforge 3 years ago
This whole posting just reminds me of something my wife told me years ago. Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.
Crispy Toast 3 years ago
The statistics of women and LGBTQ+ murdered over rejection or even perceived humiliation is crazy.
Load More Replies... BakedKahuna 3 years ago
So I have this fantasy about removing all porn from the internet. And replacing it with porn produced for women, where they are not treated and used like a piece of meat. And if that's not working, put a virus in a misbehaving man's coputer, which turns the face of every porn actress into his mom's.
Martha Meyer 3 years ago
There is feminist porn out there actually. Just not much of it, sadly.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 3 years ago (edited)
I feel like some people should be made to attend a two week long seminar called "Human interaction 101" at turning 18 before we release them into the wild of general society.
Nadine G 3 years ago
Or parents could teach their boys accountability and respect for all living things 🤷♀️ but what do I know. I dont have kids....just have to deal with all the ones that weren't raised to view women as HUMANS.
Load More Replies... Vorknkx 3 years ago
It's creepy how these all follow the same general pattern... sudden begging for sеx, followed by insults and "you're fаt" when it becomes clear it didn't work. Yikes!
Nadine G 3 years ago
Imagine if this was in real life, and it often is. These "men" are often viewed publicly as upstanding gentlemen, but behind doors treat their partners like this. It's why many women were happy to just go along with it because they were tired of being beaten, insulted and assaulted.
Load More Replies... MagNat 3 years ago
I love how all this incels insist they: have endless string of women just waiting to suck their d/IQ 21093 / are "alpha males" / incomparably hung, etc. Yes sir, you're very believable.
laura lee 3 years ago
I tend to counter with "methinks thou dost protest too much"
Load More Replies... Dirk Daring 3 years ago
Those apps need a feature that lets you forward these unhinged tirades to these creeps mothers, so they can see how their sons treat women.
Nadine G 3 years ago
Screenshot, find their families on facebook(which is usually very easy to do), and send all the screenshots, with unsolicited dik picks, to mom. Sit back and enjoy
Load More Replies... K- THULU 3 years ago
I've reached the point where I can't even rage and fume at these posts( if you've seen my drunken rage posts in the past ) I just fukn despair some times. I mean what the actual fk are these guys on about? Is this how they spend their time? Get a fkn hobby!
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Look, will this frog help? desert-rai...db-png.jpg
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