50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This should be higher.

This anonymous person agrees

Sounds like something a werewolf would say...

Gentlemen. You don't give birth. Sit down when abortion is discussed.

Spot on. As a doctor, you are absolutely obliged to treat all patients the same way, regardless of age, gender, occupation, and anything else. If one is unable to do this, they simply aren't doctor material and should not be allowed to graduate.

Reminds me of a time i went on a speed dating: 4/5 dudes straight up told me that they're intimidated with intelligent women. The only one that did not - was a self sufficient, creative, ambitious and overall impressive guy

Who the heck gets in an Uber and asks about their religion? Who?

Doi! Oh man

That is the way to do it!

Wow, that is absolutely disgusting.

It's the same distinction between them being blessed with a fruitful marriage, where immigrants breed like rabbits.

YES!!!!!

People that are condescending about other people's jobs are usually parasites with no job at all.

I like this comeback alot.

He really didn't think that one out.

On point.

She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

The store should not have let them in .....or they took their masks off once inside to show offf. We should be fining this behavior. You can get a fine for music being too loud or disturbing the piece or reckless endangerment. STOP MAKING MASKS POLITICAL

Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

Estonian healthcare is one of the best in my mind. Every single person who is working or is under 19, is insured. Also retired people. You just pay for your medicine which is also with a discount. Time to get to a specialist is also fairly short. No medical bills. People are not paying idiotic sums for an ambulance ride. To be exact, we pay nothing.

Canadian medicine literally saved my life in the 1970s (blood clot the size of a fried egg near my brain, I nearly died, yadda, yadda, still kicking nearly 40 years later), has helped a great deal with my autistic son (now 33), and recently saved both my hubby's life when he was hit with Stage 4 throat cancer and my Mum when she got bladder cancer. The most I've ever had to pay was 45 bucks for the ambulance ride. Yeah, I'm never leaving Canada!

I would be stress eating as well. That's a serious operation. I hope her husband had a good recovery.

Why do people fight socialised medical care? It boggles the mind, really.

My friend had an AVM in her brain, once it was discovered she had surgery a week later to have it removed. Absolute emergencies are seen to earlier otherwise you do have the option of going private, which is expensive but cheaper of you have private health cover. At least we have options, we can choose to go public and have to wait and pay nothing or go private with less waiting times and pay a gap fee if you have private health or full cost without private health cover. The longest I waited was 2 years but that was for breast reductions, I paid a TOTAL of $165 and that was for the initial private consultation fee. Medicare covered the hospital stay, surgery, after care etc.

Hmm... let's see... wait time for serious medical procedures. Well... I suppose that depends on what you consider serious. If it's life/death (ie: cardiovascular, organ failure treatment) - no matter how much $$$ you have - you don't get to jump ahead of those people... also... yeah, you have to wait for your 'serious but non-life threatening surgery'... a surgery that **WILL** happen. In America... if you haven't paid through the nose to *exactly the correct* HMO... or haven't paid ENOUGH (meaning a huge ungodly amount)... what're you waiting for? You're waiting for exactly **nothing** to happen. You don't get a surgery at the end of 18 months.... you don't get one at all. Is this supposed to be better? I'm confused.

That's it. I'm moving to Canada.

Wait times are mostly for elective surgeries, critical care has no delays. Of course nothing is perfect... but you will never die because you have no money.

I'm sure most conservatives can't articulate what Obamacare detailed.

I was bitten by a dog so badly there was a streak of fat hanging out of my arm. Went to the emergency room and had it cleaned up and bandaged for nothing, plus a follow-up inspection the next day, also for nothing. And they gave me a free sandwich when I mentioned that I'd missed lunch. Yeah, I think I prefer it here in Australia.

Australia's system works on two levels. We have public health care which is used for emergencies and general health. If you need elective surgery (eg, for something bothersome but not life threatening) or to see a specialist etc etc you can choose to wait a little longer, or you can go private. We do have health insurance companies, it is an available option for people. Not always a great one (a friend needed a knee reconstruction and in the private system and with full health insurance she was still going to have to pay $45,000. She opted to wait an extra 2 months and have it done in the public system). I do not understand the resistance to a system like this, which would save lives and make a health crisis less of a devastating financial burden on families.

I had heart operation, in and out of the hospital as a kid. My mom didn't have insurance. She said it was some charities that paid for everything. This was in CA in like 1990. I am so thankful for that because there was no way we could pay that...

Yo, Sister ! Cheers from the Netherlands, where we all have medical insurance .

Snacks for stress eating should be covered, too. :)

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The Canadian healthcare system SUCKS!!!!!!!! For the amount of money we spend on it we deserve so much more. People are dying on waiting lists, what's covered and what isn't makes no sense. It's GARBAGE. I don't know how it compares to America, but I assure you ours is dreadful.

Was it this one or some other blonde right-wing mouthpiece who later had to admit that she was in a completely different city at the time?

I wonder where she got her sharp tongue from? ;)

This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

And the "orange chicken" add is a nice bonus