“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: People Are Posting Pictures Of ‘Malfunctioning’ Dogs (47 Pics)
Being a dog is tough work. They gotta protect their home from the postman, run around catching balls, and spend entire hours begging for food, all while making sure their owner feels like the most loved person in the world. Naturally, having so many responsibilities might exhaust the animal and send it into overdrive.
And when dogs malfunction, things can really take a funny turn The K9s, for example, might start climbing on the furniture or exchanging playdates for swap swims. You never know. Every case is different and the way they wind down really depends on the severity of their "problem"...
One thing's for sure, though. The derps often end up in the subreddit r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog. It's a place where people post pictures of their beloved pets having a moment, and it's hilarious. Continue scrolling and check it out for yourself.
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He Collected All Balls He Found In The House And Then Laid Like This For 10 Minutes
We live near Newk's tennis ranch, and the kids would lob the balls way over the fence into the ranch across the street.. Lots of NO Trespassing signs everywhere, so what's a girl to do? My GSP, Rhonda Sue the Wonderdog would go over the cattle guard into the ranch, and hunt out the balls. I could direct her, or she would find them on her own. i leaned over the fence with a large basket she would fill. When it couldn't hold anymore, and most of the balls would be collected, we would go home. I put them in the washing machine with a load of towels. RS the WD would lie in front of that washing machine the whole time, just so happy and smug.
As of this article, r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog has 984,000 members. So if you're a fan (honestly, I can't imagine why you wouldn't be), consider becoming part of the community as it is making its final push toward the glorious 1 million mark.
Bored Panda got in touch with just-a-traveler, the person who created the subreddit back in 2015, and they were kind enough to tell us more about it. "I made this subreddit because dogs are goofs. Pure hearted, lovable goofs," just-a-traveler said.
Right Now, I'm Looking For A Dog To Adopt. I Gave This Little Guy The "Sit" Command And He Sat Down Like This. I Think I Just Found My New Dog
Awww... one of mine sits like this all the time, looking like a bar regular after a couple of pints haha
Good for you, adopting a dog from a shelter! Rescues make the best pets.
I think they’re just red bones but they do look like what I know you’re thinking.
Load More Replies...Mine too! They’re supposed to outgrow sitting like that, but the younger one is like “nah”
Load More Replies..."I wanted that folks could have a place to share their [moments from their goof's life] while the rest of us gather around, point and laugh," just-a-traveler explained.
It's important to highlight, that r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog isn't taunting the dogs or their owners. It doesn't allow posts about injured or dead dogs—as much as people might be heartbroken, it's just not the place for this content. Breed hate and other kinds of (verbal) abuse aren't tolerated either. It's a safe space; members of the subreddit aren't laughing at the pooches, they're laughing with them.
This Is What I Come Home To Every Day
Don't you think it's truly amazing that our pets aren't humans but when you return home they greet you like this!! Looks so happy to see you
Stick with the same case if you want your comment to be taken seriously.
Load More Replies..."I made a similar subreddit for cats [and Bored Panda already featured it], but the people are passionate about pups too, so when the world gets you down, visit us for eye candy and soul solace."
When it comes to causes of the most popular dog 'malfunctions', just-a-traveler said that mirrors and farts (both their own and their human's) are prime candidates. "Dogs will also sleep in any position as if their bones were jello. They have zero shame and are the best creatures on the planet," just-a-traveler concluded.
Before And After Playdate
Not sure it's a Samoyed, though... Might be a white shepard.
Load More Replies...I find this one a tad bit hard to believe. Dogs lead with their noses, they explore with their noses, they do EVERYTHING nose first yet this dog's is somehow spotless? The dirt line around the face is perfect all the way around, this was manufactured. Sorry to be a nitpicker.
The owner probably washed the dog's face before taking the photo.
Load More Replies...Got A Live Feed Camera So I Could See What My Dogs Are Up To While I'm At Work
Not Sure Who Looks More Terrified
That doggo looks like he is on a road trip and just remembered he forgot to turn off the oven.
Made A Friend, Being Extremely Cool And Normal About It
this is me with my friends, and them with me. we are super weird like this. i don't know why.
Her Bowl Is In The Dishwasher
You should see my baby brother... he's all like: "nooooooo..." and then just stays there XD gif-5fd15a...634426.gif
This should be at the top. I have never seen a better depiction of a toddler tantrum by human or canine.
I Was Told She Played The Entire 9 Hours She Was At Daycare
OMG I love it .That makes me so much more hopeful about the prospect of dog daycare. There are literally some dogs who will play until they BLEED
I work at a doggy daycare its our jobs to send you back a happy sleepy well snuggled pup
I love seeing dogs worn out from play. Those days when I have just enough energy left in me to wear my girl out, I know that I have truly done my job as her momma.
I have one of those, too, and he still has plenty left in the tank after 45" of running non-stop at the park. Just watching him tires me out.
Load More Replies...Lol I have a photo of my dog looking just like this after barking at the garbage trucks all day
It’s Just Her Face. She’s The Sweetest Dog Ever. But She Constantly Looks Disappointed In Us
My Favorite Pic Of My Pug. There Is No Hole In The Grass
I cant stop looking at this photo and laughing.. i love your dog 😍 this is exactly how i feel right now too
After A Walk Through The Snow, Arlo Is Ready For Paris Fashion Week
Derp
Yikes. This is the face of an XY chromosome that hasn't worked out it's useless now.
When You Didn't Expect Your Owner To Come Right Back Cause They Forgot Something
"Oh.... um... Hey.. Fancy meeting you here. What's that? Why I am up here? Well... funny story!"
She Sits Like An Alien Spider
Labs can get hip dysplasia, probably best just to ask a vet to take a look.
I sit like that too! I have since I was a toddler, I have baby pictures of me doing that
Life Takes Its Toll On Us All
Thor before Loki's death. Thor after Loki's death.
Load More Replies...OMG. You have a dog that look like an old grandpa, watching the news channel.
Men And Women Fled In Horror, When The Creature Emerged From The Depths
....but one brave soul would had the courage to confront it. A girl, not yet past the twelfth year since her birth, armed only with her bravery, marched onwards to meet the ancient foe. The creature, seeing her approach, in an attempt to put her off guard, arranged its face in a manner to make its appearance more pleasant. It waved its tail high in the air, and licked its lips in anticipation. Its shout was like thunder, and it covered ten metres with every great bound. The brave girl took an involuntary step back in fright, and then another, until she was running in terror. But too late, the beast was upon her, and brought her down, and began...licking her on the face. So she brought him home and gave him chicken. The end.
you should start writing stories if you havent already! this was amazing! i loved the details!
Load More Replies...Wet dog is a friendly dog. Only more friendly dog is muddy one :D
We Gave Him Some Meds For The Thunderstorms And He Turned Into A Dare Commercial
W A L T E R
He's checking out who's there, who plays with who, before he joins in.
Load More Replies...My dog does that sometimes as well. Sometimes they just want to be there and not necessarily play. Just being out is a treat for them. You are a good human to drive out of your way so that your dog has a good time whether his playing or just 'chilling'. Good on you!
Omg-at first, I thought front doggo had a blue Afro!! More coffee necessary. 😳
We Put Her Bowl On The Bottom Step So She Didn’t Have To Bend Down As Far To Eat From It...
But, but... I'm a bender! I like bending. My name is Bender "Bending" Rodriguez. I bend 10degrees, I bend 15degrees, sometimes even 17degrees...
The dog is the smart one. If you look at the spine and neck the dog figured out a way not to bend
For large dogs, you can get elevated feeding stations. Much better for their posture!
Then I find examples like this: https://www.petmd.com/blogs/fullyvetted/2009/july/raised-bowls-and-bloat-ratcheting-controversy-risk-gdv-dogs-6861 ...which not only directly contradict your wisdom, but actually attribute it as a causing factor for the issue concerned. Now, how many other pieces of wisdom are you sharing on a regular basis that might be equally and as severely misleading? This is what bothers me about you people.
Load More Replies...Notice how her choice of posture keeps her neck straight. She may have a neck injury or arthritis.
Her back legs are up though, so technically her spine is aligned and alleviating the stress of the bending down. Smart dog!
He Breathed In While Licking His Nose And His Tongue Got Sucked Into His Nostrils A Little Bit
I can see the indentation of his nostrils in the pink of his tongue!
This Is How He Sits
My dog also sits like this - everyone is amazed and thinks it is so weird but she's 10 and has always sat this way and looks strange sitting normally
My Neighbor’s Dog Sits Like This Out The Second Story Window For Hours Every Day Just Vibing And Watching The World Go By
Uhhh... I Don't Think That's How You Do That
How Am I Supposed To Do My Work With This?
It's worse when you are the teacher and your dog tries to eat *their* homework.
Load More Replies...I turned in homework with a corner eaten off! The professor laughed so hard!
he wants to eat the homework me: teacher my dog ate my homework. teacher: not this excuse again. Me: *pulls out picture*Teacher: Gasp!!!
He Haphazardly Looked For Birds In The Tree When We First Set It Up. I Instantly Felt Bad When I Played A Youtube Video Of Birds In The Forest And Put My Phone In The Branches. He Stared At It Like This For Hours
When we celebrated first Christmas with my dog and we put the Christmas tree in the corner of the living room, my dog (an 8 months old puppy that time) came to the tree, sniffed the branches and peed on it :-D It was a fake Christmas tree
You damn birds... where are you hiding... get out of my hooman’s house
My Dog Was Sitting Like This While Being Fed With A Fork By Her Grandpa
Ooooh her tail! 😍 (Also I knew I'm not the only one feeding my dog with a fork)
Photobombing
It's not the sunset that's part of the picture anymore. ENHANCE THE BEAUTY OF THE DOGGO
My Little Beauty Queen
My Dog, Beak. This Is His Best Angle, Showcasing His Formidable Teef
I ADORE his name. Everyone should have a descriptive name. Mine will be Snotters.
Mine are both named after the food their fur colors resemble.
Load More Replies...I rescued a Chinese Crested, you know, "ugly hairless dog" and they named him Handsome. I kept that name.
Everyday Is A New Weird Thing With Her
So How Do I Look?
I don't think you understood when I said I wanted lip fillers.
I’m Eating On The Couch And I Look Down And See This
You eating? I not eating. I just watching. You eating? I not eating. See. I not eating. I NOT EATING!
Must Be Watching A Terrifying Horror Movie
This picture was on something else before and people said they though the dog looked like it was being restrained by a belt so the picture was taken down.
I'd Say He Malfunctioned, But Honestly He Barely Functioned In The First Place
What He Lacks In Intelligence He More Than Makes Up For In Determination
Oh man...I was was in Manhattan & I passed an old lady with tennis balls on her walker. I turned the corner, there’s a dog walker with multiple dogs. I ran back to the old lady to warn her & she cursed me out, told me to mind my own business! So I crossed the street to watch the pandemonium ensue. The dog walker was great, made sure nobody got hurt.
Knowing that you will one day get the ball fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N
Are you kidding me, that does not belong on a car. It's to be mine.
Tried To Take Picture As Dog Sees Bird Slam Into Window
It would be a good idea for you to put something on the window, like a decal so birds can see it and not fly into the window and kill them selves..=*..*=
Trapped Himself In The Shower At Some Point During The Night. Woke Up To Scared Whining
I woke up one night to my cat singing the song of his people in the bath tub, in pitch darkness... he wasn't stuck, I think he just liked the acoustics
Museum of Natural History display. Domestic canine in natural habitat.
Literally guffawed. I can't help it! It's too funny! Poor sweetie. But hahahaha!
They’re very good at getting into places.... not so good at getting out (voice of experience).
Just Sitting
Most Expensive Pillow. Dog Has Early Arthritis So I Bought Him An Orthopedic Bed. This Is How He Enjoys It
Awww I used to have a black lab with arthritis. She had a soft bed and loved it.Sadly she died from old age a few years ago. We don’t deserve our loving dogs ❤️ I miss her so much
My dog was the same way. He loved pillows. Couch pillows, bed pillows, books, shoes, my ankles, my feet. Anything and everything that would support his head he used. He also for some reason preferred to sleep on the floor unless the bed was empty in which he would take full advantage of.
probably hurts his neck to lay down on the floor, elevating takes that pressure away.
Perfect Fit
I used to be a 2 second dog with dropped food. Now I trims 1.8 seconds off that, food not messes the floor. ;o))
Fitted kitchen? I am at one with the kitchen, therefore all food in the kitchen is mine.
i think you have this on the wrong post. its supposed to go in the satisfying fits post... ;)
I am invisible! Now i'll finally get into the fridge! Patience, patience
First Time She Has Been In A Hotel... She Opted To Sleep In The Shower
I spent far too long looking at this picture and wondering why the hotel installed a toilet inside of the shower before my brain caught up and told me “You’re an idiot”
You are not alone. I had to read your comment to figure it out. Der
Load More Replies...I think it might be because of the hot weather and the tiles are cool. 😀
I also do this. Usually after happy hour in the hotel bar, but s**t, everyone's got to start somewhere
mine sleeps in the shower whenever fireworks start :( Or thunderstorm. Or heat. Ok, she's a little nuts.
Nah, my friends' dog tries to hide in the tub during storms or fireworks. That's just their normal
Load More Replies...Clever doggo. That is amazing you can stay in a hotel with your dog.
Heard A Big Crash
Preparing For Bath Time
Needs to be told this trick only works if you're a Puffer fish, but I admire the effort
On His Way To The Fire Department
I hope he was ok. Did they use the Jaws of Life or a handheld saw?
Yawn Or Minor Demonic Possession? The World May Never Know
you can see this video if you look up my dog yawns a little different on YT
no, no, no please tell us. pleeeeaaase, tell us. PLEASE tell us which one it is.
The Way My Dog Poops On Walls
My late lamented and much missed mate Buster used to do the same thing but on trees - if he couldn't find a tree to squish a turd to, he'd always go under a bush !! Here's a pic of my lovely boy .... Buster-5fd...35efcd.jpg
My dog used to s**t high up too.he really liked shitting on car bumpers!
He probably does this in an attempt to keep his space clean. Chained dogs live miserable lives.
We had a rescued dachshund who would do this for a while after we got him. He was said to be "crate trained," but I think that meant he spent most of his time in the crate. I guessed he pooped like that in the crate so he wouldn't have to sit in it. Once, he pooped on a tree, and I had a devil of a time trying to get his poop out of the bark. PITA! But the habit gradually wore off.
While group projects can often lead to frustration and discord among participants, they are initially intended to promote teamwork and establish a sense of responsibility for each individual in the group. This model of cooperation aims to bring out the best in educational settings but isn't always effective. Understanding the reasons behind this can lead to better strategies, similar to how some communities laugh and learn from hilarious situations their pets get into.
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I feel like the three most used words on dog posts on BP are aww, derp, and blep. 😂
This is peaches. She often slept like this. 1999-2020 95057564-A...d-jpeg.jpg
Oh my goodness, I don't think I've laughed that hard since 2019, jk, but by george I laughed so hard at this. I'm now gonna go make a million memes...
I feel like the three most used words on dog posts on BP are aww, derp, and blep. 😂
This is peaches. She often slept like this. 1999-2020 95057564-A...d-jpeg.jpg
Oh my goodness, I don't think I've laughed that hard since 2019, jk, but by george I laughed so hard at this. I'm now gonna go make a million memes...
