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Even those with great people skills at times have trouble interacting with others. We all know how awkward and painful it can be to go through misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and lost opportunities.
But every once in a while something beautiful happens; we connect to another human being. We know exactly what they mean, and — even better! — we're certain they get us too.
Since these magical moments are so rare, we need to treasure them. Which is what the subreddit r/OddlySpecific is trying to do. Kinda.
From the fantasy equivalent of pangolins to fast walkers passing other fast walkers, it collects very specific comments that also somehow feel really relatable. Continue scrolling and check out some of the stuff they have.
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#1
Miracle Whip N Slide
Clearly sunny 4 years ago
This is what I would use the saying for, shocked it's used for such horrendous other behaviour.
Faith Hurst 4 years ago
If it wasn't meant to excuse males from hurting females people would say, "kids will be kids."
Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago
So very true. For many years I have that excuse used to cover up sad & bad things that shouldn't be ignored!
u/UndeadCaesar, a moderator of r/OddlySpecific, thinks this online community is really focused on separating out the oddly-specific content from the just-general memes. "Since implementing the 'does it fit here' bot comment at the top of every post, I feel the quality of content has really improved, as usually if enough people are passionate enough about something not fitting in to open the comments and downvote the bot comment, the community is usually right," they told Bored Panda.
"I don't have to do a lot of manual moderation of the community even though it's fairly large now (Top 150 if I recall correctly), usually only stepping in to remove frequent reposts that aren't caught by the repost bot."
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#2
Sometimes, Sometimes Sex Is Cooler
Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago
YEEEEEES, it's so annoying because then the quest for a new good book begins and good books are hard to find, these days everyone is an "author" it seems.
#3
Why Pangolins Are Cute
Mohammad Ammar 4 years ago
And the poor things are soon easy to poach. They just curl up in a ball when approached So u can just scoop them up. So sad!!
denzoren 4 years ago
King: What is happening, why is there so much noise?" P: Well...remember those guys that were here yesterday...who asked about better wages? King: Yes, what of it? Did we not dispatch them with prejudice? P: Yes...we did...but they kind of decided to fight back and now, well, the castle is on fire my lord"
Vicki Perizzolo 4 years ago
and in desperate need of being heard as they are THE most trafficked animal on the planet for their scales...made of keratin... they could chew their fingernails for the same effect... tragic...
u/UndeadCaesar took over r/OddlySpecific after the original creator abandoned the sub and it got overrun with t-shirts saying 'This dad was born in AUGUST, loves GUNS AND BBQ, hates COMMIES, and has a CRAZY WIFE WHO BOUGHT HIM THIS SHIRT' and reposts. "I think it's a much better place now, higher quality content and a more active community," the mod said.
"I think what separates posts that go viral from ones that don't are the ones that hit that fine line of being specific enough that it's striking but about a topic general enough that anyone can relate to it."
From what u/UndeadCaesar has seen, they believe people connect to oddly specific content because it can accurately convey an emotional state with all that "extra" info and seem almost irrelevant at the same time — this duality is really entertaining.
#4
The Different Types Of Badgers
Essex Eagle 4 years ago
Yes but once they do they turn out to be serial killers and bury you in their garden.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
That's the first time I have ever seen an American badger and I must say the caption describes them perfectly lol.
Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 4 years ago
Wow, I'm in the UK and had no idea this "American Badger" ever existed, I'm glad I do now, incase I should ever find myself in America and come across one of these. It's fair to say I would scream "DEMON!" and run and fall down whereupon it would probably eat my leg or some such.
Marianne 4 years ago
I guess Americans have a very different impression of Hufflepuffs than intended. :D
That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 4 years ago
European badgers are clearly the species the Hogwarts House mascot was created after!
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Paizleypie 4 years ago
And Honey Badgers look like they don't give a f*** . . . because apparently, they don't.
Ancsuri 4 years ago
European badgers are fierce too, they are the serial killer type... you dont know, but they want to kill you
Ristina Nielsen 4 years ago
European badgers are said to bite your leg until it hears the bone crunch. True or not, at least they have the jaws for it to be possible.
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k1ddkanuck 4 years ago (edited)
Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!
#5
Existence Is Pain
Mer☕️🧭☕️ 4 years ago
Ah, the always-illustrious American job scene... We work to live but it all too quickly becomes living to work.
Daria B 4 years ago
I'm in Korea and I relate. I still do manage to make up some time every here and there, but my job is stealing me away from my passion.
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Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
and this goes on untill even the once enjoyable hobby seems like a chore and sucks the fun right out of it...
kjorn 4 years ago
i used to love reading. but now i'm too tired and can't concentrated anymore to read.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
OMG all weekend this is how I feel. I'm like I'm gonna be productive and make all the crafty things I wanna make this weekend, then I'm like I'm so tired...... sucks.
Vorknkx 4 years ago
Variety is the spice of life. It helps to have more than one hobby, so that you can take "breaks" from one and engage with the other from time to time.
Daria B 4 years ago
Variety is difficult to achieve when your job is routine based.
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elStiJneriNO 4 years ago
i'm in that cycle where hobbies are not done because of covid regulations
#6
It’s Just Me
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
It happens! especially if you have some sugar and cinnamon around.
Marilyn Slater 4 years ago
Hot toast, cold real butter! You only get the one shot, so just a corner. One of the best things about being human.
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Yes, I go toast and hot chocolate phases where I can't get enough for a couple of days, then will just stop.
Ziva Kravdahl 4 years ago (edited)
Omg I dont know where are you from but I hope you have it as well - in Poland you can buy this natural soft bread with crunchy skin (not baked from frozen from market, just made in place) and you can eat whole before you notice. Just bread and butter. Sometimes is still warm if you buy it early in the morning.
With 676K members, r/OddlySpecific is an excellent example of just how well we humans talk to one another. A sentiment philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein, who studied how easily communication between people goes wrong, would probably still be wary of.
While living in Norway, he wrote a book that was published in 1931. The book, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, asked a really big question: how do human beings manage to communicate ideas to one another? According to The School of Life, Wittgenstein's answer was that language triggers within us pictures of how things are in the world.
#7
Seems Like This Fits Here
Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago
I’ve often thought how I would survive any type of apocalyptic event, where I would go, how I would protect my family, and wishing it would happen and we’d be free of modern-day constraints - insurances, mortgages etc, all the things that make rich people richer. But now I’m chronically ill and need refrigerated medication, I’d last about a week of no electricity! I take it all back!
Ali H M Salehuddin 4 years ago
I believed I saw a similar posting a few months (?) ago. And the ending was different. It was something along this lines: "How weird 2020 was. He chuckled and then re-adjusted his gas mask." Either this or that one is copying the other.
Simon Murray 4 years ago
I fear in 10 years we will still be reminding grown ass adults how to wear a mask properly
thefaithfulspouse 4 years ago
Won't happen because we will have boiled and eaten all our jackets long before
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
And here I thought the iPhones and self driving cars were going to team up and take over.
#8
Now I Have This Fear
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Perhaps the A-hole that did that before had the same issue as you did, just didn't come back in time before someone else came along and parked next to them in the same way. That could have quite possibly been the case for the last 10 or so years, and you just came back from wherever you were parking in the parking lot of and finally broke the chain.
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Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
Who knows, maybe the dude had to park like that because some other person parked badly. It goes on infinitely!
Kat 4 years ago (edited)
I have more trouble with people who park like an a...hole next to my normally parked car and I can't get in from the drivers side.
Must Be Bored Again 4 years ago
Try it when you are nine months pregnant!
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
I parked like an AH then had to ask the nice man next to me (who was parked correctly) to move so I could get back in my car. Yes, I apologized profusely.
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
What if that asshole only looked like an asshole for the same reason?
Chelsie Rachal 4 years ago
Yes, I got my first note, "Nice parking job," because of this exact thing.
If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
Or like when the person before you takes a dump in a public toilet and the person after you thinks it was you
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
OOOOhh yes. Someone gave me the stinkeye about this and I said that traditionally we just used one car parking space here in Australia, and then we got to talking about how it was actually Larry Ooser further down that started it all.
#9
Annoying
Clearly sunny 4 years ago
Hate this, because if you don't you're walking like right next to them for too long n it's weird.
fuggnuggins 4 years ago (edited)
Look at them and even greet them and stop being weird. You don't even have to smile. Just wheez out a "Hey."
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Debra Hapke 4 years ago
I stop “to tie my shoe”, to give them an advantage. Makes me feel more in control of AWKWARD.
crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago
worse is when the guy/girl assumes that u r competing and then overtakes you, and then you have to overtake them and this continues till you simply give up and cross to the other side of the road!
Amanda Hunter 4 years ago
Like when you're on cruise control and you slowly pass someone, then they speed up to pass you. Then you slowly pass them again.
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
Ha very true. Personally I get really irritated by the hugely obese couple waddling along next to each other taking up so much space that I can't get past.
Daria B 4 years ago
Oh, you'd be surprised. I witnessed short and slim people who, somehow, and I really don't know how they do it, occupy way more space than my shrinking hour-glass 178cm tall body.
Load More Replies...Wittgenstein thought of this while reading about a court case. During the proceedings, in order to explain with greater efficacy the details of an accident at a road junction, the court organized a visual representation of the accident using models.
In Wittgenstein's view, much like in these r/OddlySpecific posts, words enable us to make pictures of facts. Something tells me he would be a member of the subreddit were he still alive.
#10
Hmmm
Chewie Baron 4 years ago
As cunning as a fox who's just been made Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
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Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
A big plan in the works or you are just a really big cat with world domination in mind! LOL!
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
That is NOT what I thought the ending would be. Usually when someone dramatically swipes everything off a table, it's for a totally different reason lol.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Yeap totally thinking something different and i was like Oops nobody else thought of that! I do want to try it (not the map thing😅😅)
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#11
Cementry Job
Dave In MD 4 years ago
LOL, I've always wanted to find that stupid cheap house for sale that hasn't sold because it is "haunted". As long as they don't eat my food I'm cool with a ghost or two.
If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
I would totally take the job, too. I mean, I will now look out for jobs like that
fuggnuggins 4 years ago (edited)
Eh. My mum's boyfriend for the last few years before she died was a groundskeeper at a cemetery, and while it didn't sound like a particularly bad job he certainly wasn't making $80/hr, even Australian dollars. Probably not particularly lucrative to monitor memes for job opportunities.
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Allan Breum 4 years ago
Hmm, so what you're saying is that I can get a job with; good pay, get to do stuff at my own pace, that fits my circadian rythm, and no annoying colleagues. Dude, sign me up!
MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm. 4 years ago
Bruh,listen up I'd do it ,I'd plug in my earphone play some rock,then some metal and then pure ecstatic jazz camp beside with all cleaning equipment and step up as much light as possible and I wouldn't even spend the money I made from it .Everytime someone questions me in life,I'd tell them about my adventure and they can decide the kind of person I am. Good day humans. Humans are worse than all species including ghosts.
#12
Doggo
Samantha Becker 4 years ago
The guy who does their dirty work and thinks he's one of them, but they constantly bully and belittle him, so eventually he breaks and helps the people they're trying to run out of town.
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Vasana Phong 4 years ago
Hey look at the little one behind them, he looks like the one that does all the dirty work though 😁
#13
Why Do I Feel Attacked
Samantha Simic 4 years ago
Three years of therapy to break the cycle. Cheaper than medical school.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I'm academically gifted and a super anxious high schooler who has thousands of abandoned hobbies and spirals into self hate whenever I make a basic mistake. It sucks even more than it seems because I can't talk to anyone around me about it. Maybe my friends since we're all super smart, but I can't see them right now.
Axolotl King 4 years ago
Hmm.... does it count that I'm still in the academically gifted child stage of this and get anxiety raising my hand to ask a simple question about anything because I'm afraid of looking stupid even though I know they're here to help me...? Like I almost cried writing a simple email to my teacher asking for help in my math class that's 2 grades ahead of my current grade.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
I still go through that. I'm n my 50s. it comes from everyone around you expecting you to somehow already have all the answers. I remember a teacher asking me a college level question I did not know the answer to, and making fun of me for it. It was 6th grade. The best thing I did was realize I can't change how other people act/speak, all you can do is control your reaction, including the way it makes you feel. I just refuse to allow myself to react, either negatively or at all. It does not always work, but it can help. I found it also works with garden variety bullies, no reaction=nothing for them to feed on
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#14
Found This Guy On Facebook. Thought It Belonged Here
Dhukath 4 years ago
Linda sounds like the one who would read that, nod once, walk away, and report you to H.R. for creating a hostile work space!
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I don't have New Year's resolutions anymore. You can't improve perfection.
Vera 4 years ago
The actual truth is likely that Linda is the only co-worker who cares about others and is simply trying to make everyone's day less miserable.
Parky 4 years ago
Nope, the Linda's of the world are just self absorbed boring a******s that think what they've got to say is the most important and interesting thing ever and don't take the hints of monosyllabic answers and occasional no I don't like x.... but continue to bore you to death with their trivialities until you just want to reach across the desk, rip out their heart, dance on their bloody chest and bathe in their blood all while laughing maniacally.....spent 3 years with a Linda....I know this guys pain...
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Scagsy 4 years ago (edited)
I'm actually falling out of love with BP due to the blatant hypocrisy on here. Last week this post would have been subject to theatrical booing and hissing, maybe throwing the odd rotten tomato at it for being so passive aggressive. And all the SJWs would have been fawning over poor, victim Linda. This week, it has 247 points and everybody is like 'Ha! That's so funny', 'Linda is a real cow' and 'screw you Linda!'. Just saying.
#15
I Also Can't Stand Them
Carena Thompson 4 years ago
That's usually when I realize my windshield is particularly dirty and needs a spritz.
LJ Robinson 4 years ago
When that happens, I slow down a bit. Then a bit more. Then a bit more. Then I turn on my brights as the penis truck passes.
Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago
It's possible to move your side mirror so that their lights shine right back on them. I do that a lot.
Shawn Ruester 4 years ago
I've done that with the rearview mirror as I find the side mirrors are to annoying to adjust then to get back into the proper spots afterwards.
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#16
Okay, Then
2WheelTravlr 4 years ago
Yep. All my vehicles have names. Some even have vanity plates with their names on them because they deserve a little bling.
Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
I named my old car Sebastian and apologised to him when I had to get rid of him. RIP Sebastian ...
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
This afternoon I got all sentimental and guilty about throwing my old broken keyboard away. I even said goodbye to it and called it "old friend" first.
T J R 4 years ago
I'm the same way, so I feel your pain. Sorry for the loss of your keyboard.
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Bow, I’m a Slytherclaw 4 years ago
My camera has a name, it’s Lydia. Because Lydia from Beetlejuice likes photography?..
Šimon Špaček 4 years ago
My computer mouse is called Greg. My machete is called "Old hag", our car is Turtle and my dagger has been named Cop, because it protects and serves (and is completely dull).
Peppy Piplup 4 years ago
Aw, that reminds me. I have this big, cuddly Piplup plush that I got for Christmas years ago, and this year I bought a smaller, more detailed Piplup plush because of the Pokémon Diamond and Pearl remakes that are coming out this year, and while I was waiting for it to be delivered I felt so bad about my big Piplup because it felt like I was replacing him!
mcborge1 4 years ago
This is Boxer, i built him myself. He's evolved a lot over the years but he's still the same badass who can handle all the games. :) 20210531_2...d1ba7c.jpg 
#17
Specific Indeed
Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago
If you could would you live underwater?
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It doesn't have to be water neccesarily, it can also be coffee or tea, or lemonade. And you can also give water a bit more taste by adding lemon/cucumber/strawberry or something else you like. Something else that helps for me personally, is filling a pitcher (or something else that holds 1 liters of water or more) with water, and putting it on the table. I find that I drink more if I don't have to walk to the tap to refill my glass. I know, I'm lazy, but at least this helps with drinking more water
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
I was smiling and then nearly choked on my drink when I got to "goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw"
#18
Such A Specific Fear
Prilsy 4 years ago
Mine is swimming alone in a pool because a door could open in the deep part, releasing a huge shark
Clearly sunny 4 years ago
I've had both the shark fear and the toilet snake.
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TheLilacButterfly 4 years ago
We must be soulmates because that's a fear I've had since childhood
Aroha 4 years ago
Exactly... What's late, anyway? I am 39, am I now late to a thing I don't want to do? 😅
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VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
When I was little (like five or six) I thought Sniper the Fox from Dora the Explorer would drag me into the toilet and I’d never be seen again lol 😂
Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
Late Marriage? A fear of Building up your equity and independence then marrying someone, not because you need them but because you want them? That's my GOAL.
Ivana 4 years ago
??? Roaches are way worse. I live in Florida, they are the size of a mini van and they can fly! Also, I got married way early because I needed the financial aid money and needed to be listed as independent to get it, I cried, threw up, then never told anyone I got married. 10 year anniversary this year, first time we are going to celebrate it. It was traumatizing to get married to a guy I had only dated for a year when neither of us wanted to get married. I just cried for months and apologized for putting him through that.
#19
Yo
k1ddkanuck 4 years ago (edited)
I live in a condo rental in the 4th largest city in North America. In lockdown. If someone showed up in the hall on a horse with a message outside my apartment, I would both s**t myself and squee!
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
Make them self driving hoses that run on renewable energy sources.
Ruth Beaty 4 years ago
Except they would have to get on and off them constantly, and that ain't easy if you're short or heavy. And the horse would get annoyed, and let's talk about horse poop absolutely everywhere. And who's going to clean that s**t up, hmmm? Though dogs would be less of a problem, ya know.
#20
Respecc To All Teachers
Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
We are sadists. We get to mess with your minds for a whole year, you never know if I'm actually telling the truth because I'm also the one making the test so you'll just have to trust me I'm not lying to you. Nah, just kidding. I love teaching because young adults are the most amazing people out there. They're kind, curious, talkative, epic fun, and just naive enough for me to have a little fun with every now and then.
Mike Rodrick 4 years ago
I imagine that the location & makeup of your students might play a role in your experiences?
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Peppy Piplup 4 years ago (edited)
The girls in my French class belted out the song "La Mer" as loud as they could to distract people EVERY SINGLE DAY and they bought the teacher a frog with a "La Mer" t-shirt at the end of the year to try to play the whole thing off as a joke. Needless to say, I didn't get a very high grade in that class because I couldn't concentrate on my work because they were seated RIGHT BEHIND ME. The kicker was these exact same girls would be disruptive asses in Chemistry class as well, but this time they'd make the teacher explain the same thing over and over again until we were actually behind on the topic compared with the other classes. And one time at Christmas, the ring leader girl kept complaining that she wanted to do a "talent show" instead of watching Elf, and her group kept pestering the teacher until he actually turned the movie off halfway through. The next half hour was watching them sing "I Dreamed a Dream" really loudly and obnoxiously. Sorry, I just needed to vent.
My O My 4 years ago
I totally understand! Sometimes you just have to. Feeling a little better?
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K Witmer 4 years ago
He's a radio podcast misogynistic sometimes right winger trumper that complains white men don't have rights anymore. Basically a whiny know it all male that interviews other whiny know it alls
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 4 years ago
Because maybe, just maybe, we can stop that kid from being a jackass. Be a little kinder, and maybe be the one who stops another jackass in his frat from harassing girls, and wheh that kid get to daddy's job maybe he will do something great with it. Because kids can be changed. They can be inspired. And us teachers get to influence them. That's why...
Anggi Santika 4 years ago
Because they have compassion and patience... And because they care about the future generation? Honestly being teacher sucks.. Low pay, heavy load of work and stress of dealing with kids and parents. Unless you have the passion to do it, you aren't going to fit.
Samantha Becker 4 years ago
Even if you are passionate and feel it's your life's calling, you can still get worn down by the shitty pay, shitty hours, shitty administration, shitty parents...
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Inclusion2020 4 years ago
The solution is to teach kids in low-income areas who desperately need a dedicated teacher who will go to the ends of the earth to advocate for them. Then, you'll really loathe the rich white assholes you've known since high school. Sincerely, a white lady teaching in an inner-city school.
Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
Luckily, those kids usually make up 1% of the class, and unless they poison the whole class (which will happen if you have 3 or more--you and the class are doomed), you will have a great time with the other students.
#21
Catholism
Prilsy 4 years ago
The other creepy thing is how they display pieces of dead saints in elaborate and valuable receptacles. Or even the bloody sheets in which they were killed (yes I've seen all of these).
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 4 years ago
Don't forget the part of having an ancient torture device as a symbol, along with the image of an execution victim.
Prilsy 4 years ago
Yes, the first time my son went into a chapel he ran out freaking out because inside there was a dead guy hanging on the wall. He was 5 years old.
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Joe Reaves 4 years ago
The Romans claimed Christians were cannibals based on this idea of consuming the blood and body of Christ. But also bought gladiator blood and sweat to wear and add to food...
Ellen Frank 4 years ago
Priests stand up in the pulpit and call other religions primitive and evil? OP has never been to church. This is called hypocrisy.
#22
Dad's, Start Taking Notes
Shawn Ruester 4 years ago
I, when I was a kid have done this on occasion to a parent (usually because they have done it to me first).
Gerard Neaux 4 years ago
Actually that makes you an asshole doing cruel practical jokes on a child.
Mike Rodrick 4 years ago
That's ok. The grandparents spoil the kids & let them do weird s**t you'd never allow as revenge for your torture of them as your parents.
#23
I Like Frank The Spider
#24
Hoas Violate Your Property Rights
Mer☕️🧭☕️ 4 years ago
I've never understood people wanting to buy property that they knowingly have limited control over.
Kira Okah 4 years ago
Most people don't want to, they just don't have a choice.
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Sheila Stamey 4 years ago (edited)
I had a bottle rocket wear with my HOA once. Got a serious fine, because neither fireworks nor aiming them at the neighborhood hood Karen was legal. It was two very small bottle rockets. Leftovers. Then I ordered 23 plastic flamingos from Florida (why 23? They didn't have 50) from a place and at midnight,flamingoed her yard. In 1999. And filed a complaint about her yard. I did.
Deborah B 4 years ago
If I was super-rich, I would get a house with a HA, and break all the rules just to f**k with them. "Only approved shades of house paint are white, cream, and beige? Nice try Karen; this one is royal blue with white trim." After they fine me (who cares, I'm super-rich) and repaint it beige and bill me "I can repaint too: now it's teal, with purple trim, and I've planted the yard in blue hydrangas, and put up a flock of flamingos. Still care if number 27 has their grass half-an-inch too long, Karen?" and if you take my flamingos, I'll get a life-size concrete elephant, just try stealing that at 5am, Karen.
T J R 4 years ago
You just for real made me lol!!! As a person who has to deal with an awful HOA, I now wish I was super rich so I could do everything you just said...and more! Haha!
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Sara Rodrigues 4 years ago
Well this doesn't exist everywhere, certainly not in Europe, Africa or Asia, so maybe it's just in America?
Anggi Santika 4 years ago (edited)
I don't find it in the countries where i lived and where I'm living. There are associations of people who lives in the same building or same complex but certainly not to criticize people over their house decoration. Unless the decoration or design hurts people (which i think quite an irony, since i think this organization exist mostly in the US where halloween decoration can be a bit over the top) or break other people's property.
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TexasPK 4 years ago
I once worked for an HOA management company in Texas that handled over 20 HOAs. Never again. The owner of the management company thought she was God. The property managers had to do inspections twice a month. Any infraction of the rules, the homeowner gets a letter, if the infraction continues, they get fined. If the homeowners wanted to add to their house, do landscaping, put a swing or pool in the backyard, change the color of the house's trim/door...they had to submit a request into the management company for approval or not. Late on your fees? You get a fine. Can't pay your dues? Your HOA can put a lien on the home & eventually sell it on foreclosure. I would never, ever live in an HOA controlled area.
T J R 4 years ago
Our HOA says we can only have 2 pets. They only give fines to certain people. You can get fined for having your garbage cans on the side of your house, but your neighbor, who has their cans in the same spot against their house, doesn't get a fine. Buying a house in a Deed Restricted neighborhood was the worst decision we ever made.
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It is crazy, years ago when my sister and husband bought their first house, she hung some laundry out back, and some lady knocked on her door to take it down because it brings down the property value to the neighborhood, what??
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Our current HOA , in a semi wealthy neighborhood paying huge HOA fees , not only did they not build the playground they were supposed to , but they literally do nothing for the neighborhood. Some a-hole just moved in here and decided to make war on people who park at the curb. I'm in Texas, and I've never seen a neighborhood where people didn't park at the curb. Anyways, we bought our house as the neighborhood was being built , we bought a corner lot because we knew we would soon have a lot of teenage drivers , and our HOA didn't have any parking rules until last year. So this douche canoe gets so riled up. He goes out and takes pictures of people's license plates and houses and sends it to the HOA. They said they going to start towing cars at the street. So yeah, HOAS are shite
Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago
They are weird. Would have a snowball in hells chance of working in my country.
Nomadus Aureus 4 years ago
That being said, my country has zero regulations (or at least it isn't enforced), making the place look rather.... Eclectic. Sometimes I wish we had UK-style regulations so you can't tear down a beautiful historic building in the middle of a street full of them, only to build a glass-and-concrete monstrosity.
kath morgan 4 years ago
Ours is a bit more necessary because it’s a condo so there is a lot of shared space that needs management. But god they’re a nuisance. Obsessed with cutting down trees, one of the main selling points of the location.
#25
Hopefully He's Ok
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
Specify and say raspberry crown pastries. But then the genie could put it wasps in pastries sooooooo
Axolotl King 4 years ago
Make sure to specific legal tender, not Monopoly money
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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
They are NOT ok they got tricked by a genie and got rasberry crown wasps.
#26
Oh Whale
Billy Maguire 4 years ago
Since I don't speak whale, I wouldn't know they weren't just singing each other to sleep.
#27
I Mean He's Not Wrong
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
I pretty much always eat alone. I have noticed that when the hostess asks how many, I say "just one" and I am trying really hard to stop using "just".
Sportsgal 4 years ago
That annoys me to no end when the hostess says, "just one?" when I was traveling on business...judgmental much?
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BarkingBunny 4 years ago (edited)
I just say " NottaShamed, party of 1" if they ask for a name..
#28
Adam Sandler
kath morgan 4 years ago
It changes the read of the movie; she clearly doesn’t actually like him, what’s her game here?
Marky Mark 4 years ago
I was in Monaco a little while back. I saw at least a dozen gorgeous, leggy 20-some-year old blonds with a 50+ year old who was driving a Ferrari / Bently / etc. Sometimes real life is less believable.
fuggnuggins 4 years ago (edited)
But that mediocre man who is a comedian attracted that beautiful woman playing the part of the love interest using a script. Seems to add up. Sounds to me like someone might be upset by a reflection hinting at shallowness inherent to a species that she is a member of, and that probably says something personal. I'll put all my chips on some invocation or another of "Why her and not me!?"
Kat Hague 4 years ago
I think it's probably more that mediocre men's fantasy than a pretty young thing looking for a mediocre man no matter how rich he is
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This I Found From Another Subreddit
That_WeirdBunBun! 4 years ago
True. I hate carbonation. Not that it’s bad if you like it! Sorry, I just don’t want to be downvoted into oblivion.
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If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
I seem to like the taste of TV static very much, especially if it's ice cold
Tina Ciancia 4 years ago
For some reason, I prefer it warm. My grandma (Omi) didn’t have a big enough fridge for the large bottles so we drank it as is.
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pebs 4 years ago
Sparkling water is fantastic, I love it! But it must be said that in some countries it sucks and tastes chemical. For example, in Italy it is generally excellent, in Spain it is terrible!
Miss Cris 4 years ago
You must choose well and disdingue sparkling water from soda water. There're both in both countries.
Load More Replies... StrawberryParfait 4 years ago
No, it's delicious. Icy cold, and it scours your throat. Refreshing!
Chris B 4 years ago
The annual consumption in germany per person is about 140liters. I don't know if this is a eurpean thing, but most of "us" like sparkling water. I drink 2-4 liters per day.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
That's why when I visited Germany i honestly struggled to find plain water! Didn't speak the language and people where not really helpful so i ended up being really thirsty for my two- day trip!
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Spring Fisk 4 years ago
This might be a cultural thing. In Europe practically all the water we drank was carbonated and I almost died. :) In the US most people prefer none carbonated plain water. Almost all carbonation is in flavored drinks.
pebs 4 years ago (edited)
In Europe you can choose everywhere between "natural water" (plain water) and "sparkling water" (carbonated water). I don't see how you have had to drink carbonated water all across Europe. Can you mention the countries? Anyway, luckily till now here in Europe flavored water is not ubiquitous and I hope it will not be in the future.
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#30
The Bison *will* Kill You
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Is this for real? If it is, it's pretty terrible that there are people stupid enough to go into the animal enclosure. Although I shouldn't be surprised.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I always thought that this kind of warning signs are superfluous. Let nature have its way and the fittest will survive. It will clean the gene pool and make the next generation less stupid.
T J R 4 years ago
The sad thing is that the animal is then put down all for being its self.
Load More Replies... Ruth Beaty 4 years ago
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Or maybe, play games stupidly win stupid prizes.
Laura Lawson 4 years ago
Actually this is a small zoo in Bowmanville, Ontario, Canada. We Canadians have a very dry sense of humour but this isn't real. Sadly, this privately owned zoo was closed in 2016 after the f*****g twats at PETA took the owner to court with animal cruelty after they showed a bodged up video. This so distressed the owner, who loved each & every one of his animals dearly, that he had a stroke. My niece volunteered there & said you would never meet a kinder man. The charges were eventually dropped but it was too late to keep the zoo going. Yet another reason to hate PETA. Pokemon Go started in 2016 so it's highly unlikely that the owner would bother making such signs when he was in such poor health & in the midst of trying to find good homes for his beloved animals. It does kinda irritate me that someone used this zoo's name for this intent, but on the other hand, I think the owner would have got a laugh!
Peppy Piplup 4 years ago
As a Pokémon fan who couldn't participate in the 2016 Pokémon Go craze because the app wasn't compatible with my phone, boy am I glad I missed that mess. Also, I sincerely apologize on behalf of the loony side of the fandom.
#31
Pretty Accurate
Isabel Care 4 years ago
Only when leaving my mum's place. She does the Columbo "Just one more thing" as I leave
#32
This Is Quite Specific
Iesha Rose 4 years ago
It's their snack though. As long as they're not giving it to some kids but not others I don't see a problem.
BlackestDawn 4 years ago
And why would there be a problem if they give it to just some kids but not others?
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Wait, there must be more to this. Why would a child be forced to throw THEIR snack away. It is not their responsibility to feed the whole class. In most schools near me at least, sharing food is discouraged due to allergies.
Nomadus Aureus 4 years ago
This was a thing back in my day. You were not supposed to have sweets unless you shared them with your class.
Load More Replies... Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Mr. Hoover is great at wasting food and making kids waste food as well. Stupid teacher.
Anggi Santika 4 years ago
The teacher didn't set a good example. Why did he has to throw it out??
Miss Cris 4 years ago
He could be told to keep it in his bag unitil the class finishes.
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Elaine Everett-Klimas 4 years ago
Yes, and this is why Americans think universal health care is Communism rather than Socialism. They just don't know/ can't be arsed to see, the difference.
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Nina Khmielnitzky 4 years ago
Not my responsibility to share my snacks with others if they can't plan ahead.
Lisa Shelton 4 years ago
Honestly if it were me I would have grabbed as much of the snack out of the package on the way to the garbage can and just crammed it into my mouth. Let the asshole teacher try to reach in there and get it out. Yeah, I'll go to the principal's office, F U.
#33
Not A Bad Gig
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
LOL, that must be true seeing all those mystic album covers where some guys are in the middle of a forest looking like boy scouts who got lost.
fuggnuggins 4 years ago
Boy Scouts in spiked leather and loincloths? Have you considered talking to the police about your Scout Leader?
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#34
Or, You Know, Something Else
Auntriarch 4 years ago
My father's father was Adda. Because I tried to call him Dadda (my father was away on national service) and that was all I was prepared to concede. Because I was first grandchild, all the others called him that too.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
Omg almost the same. Our grandfather was Appa because my older brother (the oldest of the grandkids) couldn't say Grandpa, it came out Appa and forever it shall be!
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Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
I got named Poopy when my first grandson was born. Because I was pooping when they rang me with the news. I'm leaning into it tho, anything they annoy me? "Poopy gonna poop on you kids" and watch as they run away, laughing and screaming at the silly old pop
lara 4 years ago
I could not say "Uncle Rusty" when I was two years old. It always came out "Gungi" and that is what I called him all his life.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
My uncle is known as Honk because he wanted to be called Unc but I said Honk. He can't live it down lol
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
My cousin's kid (the first grandchild) called her Grandma K "Greeky" and now all 6 grandkids call her that.
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
I have three sets of grad parents. Grandma and Grandpa, Mimi and Popop, and Nana and Tata.
Grace Note 4 years ago
My Uncle Patrick was Peewee - years before Peewee Herman - because that's what I called him as a toddler. Unfortunately, I once decided to visit him in the museum he worked in and asked for Peewee and it was the one place he was free of being Peewee.
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
My grandpa on my dad's side is the only one I call Grandpa/grandma. I have: Nana, Halmeoni (Pronounced Harmony), and Papa Jeff. I'm not kidding.
#35
I'm Ashamed To Say I've Done This Before
Keating_5 4 years ago
Especially back when I lived in a house with a ceiling fan. Stare at the spinning blades for a long time.
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago (edited)
My mum was helping me get rid of my old mattress and I didn't have the heart to tell her the big dent on one side of it was there because that's where I would sit every morning, wearing a towel and trying to psych myself up.
leia's emotional cupcake 4 years ago
Yeaaaaaaa. That is me every day. My family is like "what are you dooooooing??" I never have the guts to tell them "in my towel. Staring in the mirror thinking about my life."
#36
Well... That Is A Description
Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
I'm not a mechanic but I know exactly what those breaks sound like.
#37
Too Meta?
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Pakistani Truck Channel is some pretty good stuff.
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TheLilacButterfly 4 years ago
Most Indian people have nothing to do. And I'm Indian *insert dramatic gasp*
What's In Your Head? 4 years ago
I recently watched a tutorial on how to open a can of corned beef with a key (I hadn't opened one of those buggers in 30 years, and I was afraid I'd screw it up and break the whole thing, lol) in "Czenglish". It was a very useful and very charming video. Right up until the end, but then he had to blurt out "subscribe motherfuckerrrrr". Wasn't so charmed anymore.
#38
That's Actually Good To Know
lara 4 years ago
A cat does NOT hold a grudge. They nurse it, they grow it, fertilize it, encourage it, dress it up, take it for walks, talk to it, carry it around but they do NOT hold it.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
That’s about accurate for my family’s cat. I did something she didn’t like and for about that amount of time afterwards, any time I tried to pat her she refused to purr.
Gemma 4 years ago
Just tested this for you all. Well, for myself to be honest. Currently google shows this quote from medium.com: "This is where a grudge would be remembered. Here, studies are more spotty. If you search the web, the common answer appears to be “16 hours” — but this all seems to trace back to a study from a 1964 animal psychology textbook that isn't available online, and I'm not willing to spend $847 to fact-check it.29 Jun 2020"
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Duck Duck Go leaves the answer to the kittyexpert who says that it's no more than a couple of hours. "The best thing to do if your cat has a grudge against you is to give them some treats or some of their favorite food." https://kittyexpert.com/how-long-does-a-cat-hold-a-grudge/
Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 4 years ago
One of my cats tried to steal from me while trying to distract me and it was so smooth that it probably took hours to plan😂😂
Rachel Kail 4 years ago
How did they measure that tho? Can you really tell when a cat STOPS holding a grudge?
#39
Roooxaaaaanne!
David Quick 4 years ago
If he shot you to the beat of Roxanne you would get the 16th bullet about the time the guys laughing in the song.
SentimentAndBadJokes 4 years ago
I feel like that comment belongs on this post.
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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Like that scene in "Us." Where she says to call the police, but it's misheard and ends up playing, "F**k the Police" instead!
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
I used to think Roxanne was spelled and pronounced like "Rock sand". Alright, have a good day now.
Billie Templeton 4 years ago
Alexa can't make emergency phone calls due to regulatory rules that insist that devices must have the ability to receive incoming calls. Bummer.
Rachel Kail 4 years ago
Bit off topic but I accidentally read that line as “show me where your variables are..”🤦♀️
Mike Rodrick 4 years ago
The burglar would go into uncontrollable laughter & you could shoot him 16 times.
#40
Pay Up Already...
brian jones 4 years ago
finally a rational explanation of socialism. we need to support the deaf, dumb and blind kids
Grace Note 4 years ago
One day I will buy the Addams family pinball machine and nothing else will ever matter again.
Emilycookie 4 years ago
wait there's a batman pinball machine?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS I AM OBSESSED WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING
#41
Found This Gem Today On Instagram
I I 4 years ago
i heard a group of teens discussing the best renewable , they didn't like wind turbines or solar panels as they take a lot to produce and thought Hydrogen was the way to go , brought a smile to my face just listening to them
Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)
Yeah i smile more with cats than with texts from boyfriends
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HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago (edited)
Sustainable architecture sparks joy somewhere inside of me. I look at it often.
#42
Of Course We Do Bro
MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm. 4 years ago
We are still not allowed phones in many schools in India,I remember coming back home in public transport alone for more than 45 minutes without a phone and I loved it.
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Sky Render 4 years ago
That's basically how school was for anyone born before about 1995 or so... Still remember what a big deal it was when I was able to use a Discman to listen to music during lunch break.
Patricia Kasprowski 4 years ago
Those were the best of the best days of my life. Absolutely blessed to be old when having fun had NOTHING to do with social media -- and your nefarious deeds weren't blasted out for the world to see and judge.
Mike Rodrick 4 years ago
No phone, MP3, microwave, computer, calculator, which meant you had to do math, & be able to make change, no CDs, DVDs, MTV, YouTube, ANY social media to tell you how many people hate you, or the government taking half of your paycheck.
DarkAngelNic 4 years ago
To be honest though, I miss those days. Just going to school and learning things.
Sasy 4 years ago
I remember being a teen early adult, going out with my girl friends as a pack, separating to different pubs clubs, rejoining at a later destination, and getting home at 4am all without cell phones, computers or uber. The only regret... no photo evidence...biggest joy... no photo evidence and none of my friends ended up exposed on the internet.
#43
Aight Who Wants To Do A Triathlon With A Shark
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
In real life the deadliest animal is the mosquito, followed closely by humans who are the deadliest mammals on this planet. Just one example; The tangerine toddler with a dead count of over 500 000 people.
Auntriarch 4 years ago
Ok, so what order does it have to be done in? Just doing some sums here
Jan Ter Burg 4 years ago
vraag voor WilvanderHeijden, hoeveel betaalt het om telkens als eerste te reageren op deze site? Ik wil je (bij)baan niet stelen, maar vraag me werkelijk af wat het oplevert.
#44
Worse Than A Breakup
LuckyL 4 years ago
They found another friend to keep them company for a short while
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Ray Martin 4 years ago
When you're caught cheating again, and you're sulking because the rest of the players don't like you, so you pull off your team colours and go home.
Emperor Kitten 4 years ago
When you've been kicking your country for the last 4 years, then you kick it too hard and lose it and have to live your life knowing you were the most hated president in American history...
Anonymousplease 4 years ago
Once when I was kicking a snowball home for the bus stop and then I kicked it to far and a car ran over it. It really summed up how my day was.
Delta of the Ice/SandWings 4 years ago (edited)
Or you miss it and you have to act nonchalant but really you're panicking internally
BookCrazyTeen 4 years ago
Wait I’m not the only one- I was doing this once and I had to cross the street quickly and the pebble stopped right in the middle of the road 😢
#45
That's A Good Plan...
Ray Martin 4 years ago (edited)
This is such a stupid comment, and it's made so often I just wish it would die. Shows like Friends and The Big Bang Theory are recorded in front of a live studio audience. It's not a "laugh track" like you would hear in MASH, for example. Any actor playing comedy learns to pause when there is laughter, and to not say the next line (or punchline) until the laughter is starting to subside. If you take a show like this and deliberately and artificially remove the laughter, of course the show seems weird and unfunny, because the pace seems wrong. Secondly, laughter is a shared experience and is always greater than when alone. Seriously, if you don't like the show, then don't watch it. Don't bitch about it on the internet.
GoodCatto 4 years ago
But then why does all the laughing sound the exact same every time?
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OlivierD 4 years ago
So weird, such hatred... You don't find it funny, well you don't watch it and you let other people live their lifes as they want to. What a waste of energy
Monday 4 years ago
I think it's more frustration than hatred. They're probably surrounded by people who keep talking about or quoting the show incessantly..so they're always stuck surrounded by a show they don't enjoy.
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NgatiDreadz 4 years ago
The fact that friends is still relevant today having premiered over 20 years ago and is still played in a lot of countries regularly makes your comment obsolete I think this man is just angry cause he still can't get the timing right on the friends intro clap
Dale Overturf 4 years ago
Or he doesn’t get it beacause he’s never had any friends.
Load More Replies... If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
I never thought a show was funny because of the laughter. I thought it was funny because it was my type of humour... Like friends. Up until this day this show makes me laugh.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Yeah i don't get that!! We were laughing because we were hearing the fake laughs? That's stupid!! If it wasn't funny i wouldn't laugh anyway
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Saint Thomas 4 years ago
So true of so many sitcoms. The Big Bang Theory comes in mind, and even That 70's show in the later seasons.
Kitti B. 4 years ago
I often daydream about stupid people who jump on the bandwagon, because it's trendy now to hate Friends. It's still a funny show.
Tia Wong 4 years ago
Never was a fan of that show. Don’t know what people found so funny about it...
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Never watched it, the only person who starred in it that I didn't dislike was Lisa Kudrow.
#46
Alright Then
Gerard Neaux 4 years ago
Sadly they didn't cry for long before we saved them out of our pockets.
#47
Very Owly
Caroline Nagel 4 years ago
Cats, endless things with cats. I love cats but I'm not Dolores Umbridge/Crazy Cat Lady lol
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I figured that out when I was 10. Don't want anything, just give me the cash. Want to go to the circus? No, thanks, give me the money. Want an ice cream? No, just give me money.
Peppy Piplup 4 years ago
My family's motto must be "When in doubt, get Peppy Piplup a penguin thing."
#48
Taken From Bestmemes Instagram
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
That's advice from Chadsu. The news is just sharing it. And you know what? It's awesome they did. This breaks it down so even an American could understand how much care to take driving in snow
lara 4 years ago
People, generally in the South, before it snows, we have rain, the rain is on the roads, it freezes, we have black ice on the roads especially bridges, you cannot see it, snow goes over it and you are driving along and zoom you hit the black ice. People from states who think that they "know" how to drive on snow always end up wondering how in the hell did they end up in the ditch?
Yettichild 4 years ago
Just remember: Low and Slow. Low gear, slow speed. And don't slam on the brakes.
Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
Well, aren't wrong...To bad we usually get more ice than snow. Snow melts a bit,then refreezes overnight, turn any flat surface into an Olympic quality hockey rink. Still fun though...🤪
#49
Hmm
#50
So Goddamn Funny
Becky Moore 4 years ago
What is the 'w' word censored out? Witch? Weirdo? What is it? I must know! :P
Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago
honestly it's SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me wart or a burp or something like girl you think that sillyness hurts my feelings?
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#51
That's Ludicrous
#52
Very Specific, Ohio People Can You Confirm?
Janus Sanders 4 years ago
i have a friend staying in ohio atm. if the attack happened while they were there they could probably handle it.
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
A roo can kick your stomach through your spine, don't move like any American mammals, so good luck leading any shots, and have more muscle than Arnie and the Rock together. Pretty sure your friend would be a statistic if the faeces ever hit the propeller. Pretty sure most of us would be
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
The kangaroos would win in most countries but since the US have automatic weapons the poor kangaroos probably wouldn't stand a chance. Hand to hand battle on the other hand.
Friday 4 years ago
Hmm I don’t know. Are you familiar with the great Emu war? This always cracks me up :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BXpu6tbFCsI
Load More Replies... Colin Matthews 4 years ago
Depends. If you bring raisin bread they will just roll over and let you rub their tummies. (The Kangaroos that is. IDK about Ohio folk?)
bakkysak09 4 years ago
you definitely could not fight 5 kangaroos each. theyre scary strong and go out of their way to attack people.
ispeak catanese 4 years ago
This dude didn't account for all the Amish and Mennonite that wouldn't engage in warfare.
Tortuga Woman 4 years ago
Nah - we'd just wait till winter and knock their cold-stunned a***s out.
Sasy 4 years ago
We do have kangaroos that live in colder climates too...be afraid, be very afraid.
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Pretty Scary Indeed
Barbara Speckner 4 years ago
Or you end up in a coma and everybody thinks if they play him, you'll wake up
troufaki13 4 years ago
Or they put it on social media and Ed Sheeran finds out and comes to visit you every day holding your hand and singing so you get better
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Mazer 4 years ago
Rolling up to a vehicle accident, especially where the driver walked away (for whatever reason) or was ejected before the car came to a stop, it’s in the middle of the night and the radio is all you hear nobody around is the creepiest scene to deal with and is hard to shake..because now you have to go find the driver.
#54
Pissfingers
Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
This is bloody true. Looking for cat - no kids, no other animals, away from roads. Requires daily medication.
#55
Disney Family Therapy Session
Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago
Not to mention spend an absurd amount of money doing so and blatantly supporting a multi-billion company that takes government handouts while overworking and underpaying their staff.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I'm at the age where I can go to amusement parks at times when there's hardly anyone there. It's a blessing when you don't have to put up with nasty little critters yelling and crying and running around like they are there with the sole purpose of making everyone feel miserable.
Gerard Neaux 4 years ago
Here's a toast to the fine institution of hating children.
Load More Replies... VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
I had to spend three hours squished in a small car with my siblings yesterday. It was terrible. I got some chips though
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
I don’t like Jacinda Ardern for about fifty different reasons at this point, but I appreciate the fact that she made it safe for us to do this at our amusement parks.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
We will take Jacinda and you can have ScoMo.
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#56
And That's On Quarantine
BoredRaccoon 4 years ago
I would find that funny, everyone would think it was hilarious if a guy did a silly bath pose and captioned it quaranking
#57
Handsome Italian Shoe
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
A fancy/handsome Italian shoe with crooked shoelace holes that the witch turned into eyes.
#58
Thing To Steal
Yettichild 4 years ago
Once say a lady about 50 years old steal a pack of Jack Links beef jerky in a Walmart.
Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
Why do people feel the need to deprive others of their goods. Jeez, doormats aren't that expensive but never the less it didn't belong to her and she's OLD enough to know that. What a shining example she is for her children or grandchildren!!!!! Plus to have your face on lampposts jeez that alone would be mortifying.
#59
I Mean, He Not Wrong
#60
As Oddly Specific As This Is, We All Feel This
Bow, I’m a Slytherclaw 4 years ago
It is now 8:55 for me. I want fajitas.
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#61
This Guy's Sim's Habits
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
When you're so depressed that you just wanna pee in a weird place for literally no reason
#62
12 Months From The Date Hereof
#63
Hmmm
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
But in summer you can dance naked with the devil under the pale moonlight of a full moon and the weed tastes better.
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
I'm not a summer person, I get too hot all the time, it's muggy tonight, ugh.
Sasy 4 years ago
This no soup unless cold weather really annoys the hell out of me. I just had some for dinner and was ranting on this. In summer you want a lighter meal maybe, soup fits that, it is hot but so what, they don't look at you like you are crazy and say "It's Summer" when you order, pasta, chickken, a steak or a roast dinner, why the hell did soup get sent to the cold months only bench. Grumbles Forever.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Nooo, winter only starts tomorrow and I have already had enough of the cold weather. Hurry up spring.
#64
Hey Guys
Nat Hedley 4 years ago
Only if they don't awkwardly call each other 'bro' a lot the first time you see them together.
#65
Haha Feetus. (Idk If Repost)
Marianne 4 years ago
Sounds like an actual nightmare that a pregnant woman had. Hormones do weird s**t to your dreams!
Janus Sanders 4 years ago
accurate! i've never been pregnant but my mom said that when she was pregnant with my sister she had a dream about giving birth to a cat
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#66
No Shame
Sasy 4 years ago (edited)
Rubbish. This no microwaves in cooks or chefs homes or even restaurants is nonsense.
Load More Replies... Karin Gibson 4 years ago
No he probably has made enough food to last his family for a month so he probably takes one perfectly "cuisined" meal out of the freezer and nukes that instead.
Tim Douglass 4 years ago
Worked with a chef who bought Dairy Queen butterscotch Dilly Bars by the box. Another would get a bucket of KFC every weekend - along with a 24 or the cheapest beer in the store. So... yeah, chef's crave on weird stuff.
#67
An Oddly Specific Search
Robert Beveridge 4 years ago
Someons was fact-checking the song. Even though the song gives you this information.
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Well now I'm considering taking a whole new, somewhat incestuous route in my life just to fulfill this, see how it feels, and prove this to be correct. Just to say been there done that. Except I'd be my own grandmother to a widowed... man?
Vasana Phong 4 years ago
Sometimes it’s hard to even figure out who’s who in your own blood line, the second cousins really throw a monkey wrench in there though
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
My brain can't compute, self destruct mode in 3.2.1............. Nope, sorry I'm still here. Need a brain to self destruct in the first place haha.
#68
Offers Best In Class Sound Quality
#69
Yeah, Don't Forget The Certification
#70
Who Touched The Thermostat?
#71
That's What Good Dads Do
Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
Yeah, those extra two sounds where more than a lot of people could handle.
Load More Replies... Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
Unofficially I named my cat Princess Dorothy Beatrice. She answers to Dot.
#72
Where Is This Lawnmower Video
#73
And Yet So Relatable...
Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago
Never in my life did that happen... I went to an all girls catholic school where we'd show up wearing super long skirts, knee high socks, and you couldn't wear your hair down at all... obviously, make up was a big no also.
Naima Ivansdóttir 4 years ago
i was fat and ugly and was experiencing gender dysphoria so it never happened to me either
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Huh?
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
How do you know when someone's a vegan? (That's the end of the joke)
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Wietse Pot 4 years ago
Very unrealistic. A guy who does crossfit will never realize when it's not an appropiate time to talk about crossfit.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And than there's always someone saying: I already have a boyfriend.
#75
Well I Mean
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
The one song of hers that I know is not suitable for kids or a lot of grandmothers.
#76
No Title
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Today that loser makes millions selling this kind of nonsense to idiots who believe that aliens build the pyramids and Stonehenge was a charging station for Ufo's which they moved from Wales to the current location because of the parking space and cheaper parking fines.
#77
Bug
#78
Hmm
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
How many Americans got on their first flight after reading this and did exactly that I wonder?
#79
Dammit Ricky!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
In which case you talk to Ricky when his mom isn't present and convince him to change his point of view because life is pretty rotten when someone punches you unexpectedly in the face 10 times per day.
#80
What Are The Odds
Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago (edited)
He watched a guy ejaculate to Japanese adult comics of the Nintendo villain Waluigi, amen 🙏
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Ok Simon
#82
Every Mom Ever
#83
Adam Driver Resting Face
Nadia Montera 4 years ago
It is the 4th time I see this in a week all in different publications. lol
#84
Ok Jeff
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
Jeff stares back at you. Unknown to you, Jeff suspects that you're the anteater and your suggestion has confirmed it. The panicked and confused boss looks back and forth to you and Jeff. Unknown to both of you, it is the boss who is the anteater and he thinks you both have found out.
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago (edited)
This was the reply I saw on the tumblr post earlier. Not the exact words.
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A Real Struggle
LuckyL 4 years ago
Upvoted - but that's probably the worst comment I've seen in a week. No, in a month
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I have no idea what this means. Can someone explain?
Dodo 4 years ago
Computer mice used to have a rollerball. It looked like an overcooked egg yolk
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On Askreddit - What’s Something You Believed As A Child
#87
Oreo Of The Gods
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
Except it's the opposite. The entire oreo (except the part where you held it) is soft now.
#88
One Week By Barenaked Ladies
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
Its been...One week since you looked at me..disconnect the blue and red wires...
#89
Peak Gentrification
#90
I Feel Like Someone Regrets Not Realising Tony Hawk Wasn't A Stranger As A Kid
#91
Hmm
Bow, I’m a Slytherclaw 4 years ago (edited)
My Nonna still does this. I have quite a collection of those pebbles I stole.
lil ninja 4 years ago
Maybe your Nonna stole them one by one from someone else’s collection.
Load More Replies... Peppy Piplup 4 years ago (edited)
My primary school had those exact pebbles on a cardboard ocean display at main entrance to the school, and I ADORED them, so at lunch time will everyone else was going out the door they were supposed to go through to get to the playground, I would break off from the group and go the long way through the school to the playground's other entrance, a route which conveniently took me past the display and I would steal a few pebbles like the little 7 year old magpie I was and head out to the playground before the adults could suspect a thing. Unfortunately, the class bully ratted me out and I got into so much trouble, but it was worth it for the shiny gems.
Memere 4 years ago
I have a mirrored planter box with some of these in it, by my bathtub, but mine are all dark sapphire blue. The box came with little plants in it, but they all died so I turned it into a candle holder. The mirrored back reflects the light from the candle & makes the blue gems glow!
If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
Me as a little girl had that bowl. I'm actually made at myself that I don't have it anymore, now that I see that post.
#92
I'm Rooting For Josh
labaguette🥖️🥖️ 4 years ago
Josh Swain didn’t get to participate in the noodle fight then… poor him.
Eepe 4 years ago
It was all Josh Swains (plural....) in the original group.
Load More Replies... Bow, I’m a Slytherclaw 4 years ago
A lot of Joshes met. I believe it was the youngest Josh who won.
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago (edited)
Yes. There was also a post about it.
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I can't believe they actually did this. When I found out about it I laughed for a very long time.
#93
We’re Gonna Need A Map For This One
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And watch out for the car jack and pneumatic hammer drill just behind the Hershey bar on your way back.
#94
Kinda Right Tho
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Tik Tok is the social media where fools meet morons to convince them that setting yourself on fire is the new hype and it's just harmless fun and they succeed.
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I thought it was invented for people who are dreadful at dancing, but need a way to show the world just how bad they are.
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We All Have Our Secrets
#96
Hmm
Peppy Piplup 4 years ago
Unfortunately my first bag of Skittles was in 2013 so I have never known the taste of lime Skittles, only apple.
#97
From R/Vegas...
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Always give tourists the right directions. They won't follow them anyway.
#98
Been Waiting For This
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
All I need now is 254 vaccinated friends and I'm off to fight the Persians!
#99
Now That You Put It That Way....
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Wednesday was the the "just one more day before weekend"-day before I retired. Now I only have week ends
#100
It Do Be True Tho
Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago
Do you have to include each and every possible combination of gender, identity, political views religion and what not when writing a story? First 10 books will only be charackter introduction and you will still get a shitstorm from some teen with a identity you never heard or thought of because he feels left out
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
You don’t have to include all, but diversity is important.
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#101
I Prefer Shuffle
Chenga Animates 4 years ago
Me too! And then I skip half the songs because I don't want to listen to them
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
I let Pandora surprise me, then dash across the room to thumbs down songs I hate, usually while desperately needing to pee.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I have A playlist and I listen to that on shuffle. What does that mean?
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
Had playlists. They all ended up similar because I don't care what mood I'm in, sometimes I want to celebrate by singing along with Mad World, sometimes I wanna be depressed and dance around to mmmBop. And then there's times when I'm sad, so I listen to Master of Puppets.
Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
Yeeeeesss...yes we are,arent we....BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaa...
#102
Thats Kinda Specific
#103
Most Likely To...
#104
Sounds Like A Good Time
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
Have you seen that series on Netflix? It's about a murder in a small town, where all the characters know each other, but keep secrets from each other. Then, other people get murdered. You know the one, right?
Wombatred26 4 years ago
Oh you mean Dark right? Oh wait is that on Netflix or Prime...?
Load More Replies... SykesDaMan 4 years ago
So I take it, this is NOT Drew Gooden the -retired, I think- basketball player?
#105
Insert Trumpet Solo Here
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
I remember it being described as "Everything sucks but at least I have a trumpet".
#106
Ah Yes, Bug
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
I'm both the one into bugs, the one afraid of bugs, AND the bug moderator... we have no tall friend anymore...
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
What if you really like bugs, bit you're Australian, so you know they'll kill you so you have a healthy fear of them too?
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago (edited)
I have 2 more close friends. Both fit into the category of crazy. Why isn't that mentioned?
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
It should be mentioned, as I am that crazy friend
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#107
The Last Airbender
Donkey boi 4 years ago
I'm waiting for the sequel to the film, I can tell it's gonna be soooo good, because it taking so long to make it(!).
#109
Sounds Like This Guy Just Went To Vegas
#110
Growing Up In The Early 2000s
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Just went to rotten. com, I can confirm that it still exists. I regret all of my findings.
Load More Replies... Peppy Piplup 4 years ago
A kiddy fiddler hit on me in my message board on Moshi Monsters. My mum reported him and unfortunately I started reporting innocent people when they said nothing wrong as well because I liked the little animation of the note going in the paper shredder when it was reported. That, and someone wrote a REALLY dirty lemon in the comments section when I watched the Pokémon anime episode "Espeon, Not Included!" on YouTube. Fun, scarring times.
#111
Ah...if Only
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Would be me. Over time it changed into a straight line with a W at the beginning. But the line varies in length.
#112
Thanks For The Heads Up
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
Remember, put a tortilla under the taco as you eat, and get a 2nd taco from the fallout!
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Cheese supposed to be on meat so it gets a little melt. There, I said it.
#113
Don't Tell Me I'm Going Through The Crisis Of The Third Century
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
yeah but have you tried learning everything about people who have died unusually and ufo encounters
#114
Memory
Peppy Piplup 4 years ago (edited)
I also got a DS Lite in 2009. I got Disney Princess: Magical Jewels and Dolphin Island as my first two DS games and my brother got My Sims: Racing and Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood as his. I liked my brother's games more than mine. Also, my poor dad. He got my brother Sonic Chronicles because he grew up with the first Sonic game on the Sega Genesis when he was a kid and he wanted his son to play a Sonic game too but he accidentally bought him a shitty RPG instead of a proper Sonic game because he didn't realise that Sonic Chronicles was a spin-off. Poor dad. If he had've picked Sonic Rush or even Sonic: Classic Collection instead, he could have gotten the father - son bonding moment be wanted.
#115
It A Meme But Still
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
On an unrelated note: Why are young Sharon Stone and Selma Hayek part of this meme?
#116
A What?
#117
Waze
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
Google, I drive an electric car, I NEED the quickest, most direct route, not one that will save gas!
#118
Alrighty Then
Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago
Nope, just name her Elizabeth because eventually someone will call her lizard and lezzie. Even though she has told NO ONE they can call her Liz because she HATES Liz. Eventually she'll grow up and get into Rockabilly and the vintage lifestyle and dress in 40's vintage clothing on a daily basis and change her name to Bettie in honor of her hero, Bettie Page. Or is this just me?
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