Doctors Share 33 Weird, Unworldly, And Seriously Concerning Things They’ve Heard From Pregnant Women
A doctor’s office is a safe place to not just talk but actually solve medical problems. And since we leave our privacy well shut behind its closed doors, we can hardly imagine what doctors have to deal with on a daily basis.
This time, we’re not talking just about any doctors but obstetricians, gynecologists, and midwives who meet, greet and treat pregnant people. Who help patients to bring healthy and happy little angels, aka daredevils, into this crazy world.
“Midwives/gynecologists of Reddit, what's the weirdest thing you heard from a pregnant woman or her family that made you think they had no prior sexual/medical education?” someone asked on Ask Reddit. The thread soon turned into an illuminating read giving us a very rare glimpse into all the craziness doctors have heard from their patients.
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When my great grandmother went into labour with her first child at 18 she asked how the baby was going to come out and the midwife said "the same way it went in love".
I respectfully disagree because the question clearly shows how the grandmother at that time had little idea what was going to happen to her when delivering a child. It's actually really sad.
Load More Replies...This is so sad, and must have been so scary. It's sad that she didn't have a woman in her life to explain it before, or hadn't had the care of a midwife before the birth.
My grandmother had the same Q&A and then had to ask - "where did it go in?" this would have been about 1920. She had no idea.
Bless her, she probably grew up in a time when the word 'pregnant' was rude and not said out loud, and women had to disguise that they were pregnant. Only a woman of ill repute would allow it to appear that she'd had sex. Not telling a woman anything about how babies were made was considered 'keeping her pure'. Can you imagine going into labour not having a clue what was about to happen. So cruel.
Error, people haven't had to hide they were pregnant since ever (unless they were unmarried), it just wasn't discussed publicly, in everyday conversations. Lower and middle classed women knew the facts of life earlier, and upper class ladies had it explained before they got married. It was women's business, and it would have been a woman's job to explain it to her, and sad she had no one to.
Load More Replies...To find out about the importance of knowledge in reproductive health and sex ed, and why there are still so many gaps regarding that in our society, Bored Panda spoke with Danela Zagar, INTIMINA Global Brand Manager who was happy to share some insights.
“We believe that children should start learning about reproductive health before the girls start menstruating (and this applies to boys as well),” Zagar said. According to her, education is the only way of fighting shame and taboos connected to puberty, changes in the pubescent bodies, periods, etc.
My Dad was a GP (he retired about ten years ago). He had a couple - lovely people, very young, a bit unworldly - come to see him to discuss their failure to conceive, about thirty years ago, when I was ten or so. He was bright enough to ask what they were doing in bed.
They had BOTH somehow come to the conclusion that what was needed to make a baby was penis/belly button contact. I have no idea how anybody was getting any satisfaction, or how on earth they kept believing this after doing it once - it must have been a horrible experience. He explained (literally) the facts of life to them, and on coming home had THE TALK with me and my brother, just in case we were also stupid.
The couple in question ended up with two kids. Good old Dad.
Western civilisation ha so many sexual hang ups because of screwy religious attitudes imposed on generations. Thought sex ed was supposed to help there?
Sex Ed ?--Not In American Schools. They Might Show You How To Put A Condom On A Banana But That's About All
Load More Replies...So thirty years ago is the 1990s. How on earth did someone manage to reach adult hood, presumably having learnt basic biology at school, and not understand how babies are made? What I also wonder about is the basic biological urge to do what's required, after all no one has to have 'the talk' with other animals, they just get on with it.
Had a collegue not know you need a rooster for the eggs to turn into chicks.
Load More Replies...This is the sort of thing that causes young girls to think they've become pregnant because they snogged while wearing a bikini...
He could've said nothing (to the couple) and let darwinism take its way...
Sister worked at fertility clinic...Best case she had when a couple could not have babies and she asked about their habits. Wife's mum told the girl when she was a teenager that if she has sex two weeks after her period she'll get horrible diseases, and they avoided intercourse during that time. That is when ovulation happens and the best chance to concieve.
I’ve told this story before, but it bears repeating...
I worked as a telephone triage nurse and received a call from a very concerned young lady. She said that she was pregnant and had gone to an appointment with her OB-GYN that day and had some questions. This was relatively common; patients can sometimes feel rushed in the doctor’s office or forget the questions they were going to ask, so they call and ask us later.
Me: Ok, no problem! How can I help?
Pregnant lady: Well, the doctor told me I can’t have any more s*x until after the baby is born!
Me: (Looking at her record in the computer) Ok. I see you’re pretty far along and were having some pre-term contractions, which can be caused by s*x. So the doctor recommends no s*x so that the baby doesn’t come too early.
Pregnant lady: BUT HOW WILL I FEED THE BABY?!?
Me: Ummmm....what?
Turns out, her male partner convinced her that babies needed to eat semen to develop, and this could only be done with PIV s*x. I told her this was totally wrong and gave her a quick lesson about the umbilical cord. She was skeptical until I pointed out that single women and lesbians have perfectly healthy babies without constant s*x. “Oh, ok! That makes sense!” she said. Then she thanked me and started to hang up the phone- I could hear her calling her partner’s name as she hung up. Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation!
Her partner sounds like a f****n pervert. What a disgusting thing to say to someone.
He seems to have chosen the dumbest partner he could find. Neither one should be reproducing.
Load More Replies...What horrible man, lying and manipulating to get her to consent to sex.
I know Hadley has already been suspended. I just want them to know, when they come back after their 24 hour ban, that rape is already a weapon and to use the word and idea to further weaponize it is especially cruel. It's the worst thing that can happen to a person. Don't throw it around like you're allowed to use it at your own convenience.
Load More Replies...Sounds like he partner was taking advantage of her, disgusting, but why didn't she look for information?
We are censoring "s*x" now? s e x ? are we serious? And we wonder why the story above the young couple went "penis to belly button"?
This is why Sex Ed in schools is important! Some parents DON'T educate their kids!
I had sex Ed, but how the baby develops was never covered. It was just the very basics. But I knew about how the baby developed from way before puberty, from a book my mother had. I was a voracious reader.
Load More Replies...i've heard this as a cultural thing before. like the more sex you have, the healthier the baby will be. can't remember which culture, though
First child was born in a county hospital. They accepted patients w/ no insurance and no prenatal care. I was in preterm labor so stayed in the hospital for about 6 weeks before I delivered. I heard ALL the stories. One poor girl- she was 13- had NO care. She came into hospital In full blown labor. The nurse went to check her and was hit with a massive odor. This child had been shoving food up inside herself to try and feed her baby. She had no clue about any of what was happening to her. Sadly, she was the product of familial invest and her child was as a result of her own father molesting her. Once the baby was born- with a cleft palate and other issues- the dad-grandpa couldn't understand why he was being arrested.
F*****g hell! What a disgusting sexual deviant for convincing her of that and also her mental capacity is worrying if she believed him. Neither person should breed. This is precisely why I've always thought people need to take some kind of aptitude test, including basic sexual education, before being allowed to become parents. I hope she ended things with him immediately. That made me feel sick.
Sex is something that "everyone" has, but "no one" knows about, because most people won't talk about it... Brag and BS, YES, but actually talk about, no. Also, depending on where you live, Reproductive Health (which includes all the info on how the gamates come together, the baby develops, and is finally born) is a banned subject for "Religious" or "Moral" reasons. Gulibility and Ignorance around sex and sexual issues abound around the planet...which is why in some areas, the belief that *raping* a virgin can cure AIDS actually exists!
Load More Replies...All I can think of are the times when she probably didn't want to and he's all "think of the baby"...sick f**k. I hope she left him.
“This is exactly why INTIMINA recently issued The Wonder Girls Guide Book (and an audio version) - to help young women prepare for womanhood and feel free of shame connected to periods and to help parents to have open conversations with their kids about all puberty and sex and reproductive health topics.”
I do ultrasound. When I was a student, I did a rotation at a small OB/GYN clinic. One day, a woman and her husband came in for a pelvic ultrasound. They had come to see the doctor because they were having trouble conceiving. They said they had been having s*x regularly for almost a year, and had not gotten pregnant. My instructor asked the patient if she was on medications (standard question).
"Only my birth control pills."
In a year of trying to get pregnant, neither she nor the husband had thought maybe she should stop taking her birth control.
Sadly, it always seems to be the dimmest people that reproduce the most.
Load More Replies...I mean, right? Thankfully, they are called 'anti-conceiving pills' in Russian, but I'm afraid there would be a lot of similar cases if the name were different.
Load More Replies...I had an ob/gyn lie about the pills she put me on. Said they would help me get pregnant. They were birth control. I found out when a coworker started talking about the side effects of the new birth control they were taking. When I confronted the doctor, she said she was looking out for me as my husband and I only made a bottom tier middle class income.
That’s horrible! Doctors are supposed to leave their subjective opinions of patients out of their medical decision making.
Load More Replies...How had the doctor not asked that before referring for a US??
When I was hospitalised, there was a girl in the same room who discovered to be pregnant “even if I take my birth control pill”. Same day, she tells us how her gyn told her to interrupt the pill a month and a half before for medical reasons. She was somehow convinced that the pill was still protecting her after more than 30 days!!!
BP and their silly censoring....they were having SAX, duh! /s
Load More Replies...Zagar explained that education has to come from parents and teachers. “Unfortunately, many education systems around the world are lacking sex education in their curriculum,” she added.
The 2020 survey commissioned by INTIMINA and conducted by OnePoll (on 2,000 US women) found that there are some major gaps when it comes to what women know about their own bodies. The findings showed that nearly one in four misidentified the vagina and 46% could not properly identify the cervix. Over half (59%) identified the uterus as a different body part too.
Not a MW or gyno but a story from a doctor in a town where I used to live:
A man and wife had a daughter. Then he somehow (farming accident?) lost a testicle. Then the couple had a son a year later so all his parts work, right? Then a few years later they have another daughter. All hell breaks loose in the maternity waiting room between the two families. His family is insisting that the mother was fooling around because "he lost his girl testicle in the accident." The doc had to separate them, then had to give a lesson about reproduction right there to explain that men's testicles aren't made to be one to make boys and the other to make girls. Members of both families were apparently confused about it, he said.
Plot twist, he actually lost the boy testicle and the son was actually someone else's 🙄
Second plot twist, the kid is transgender and totally F***s their pathetic uneducated minds!
Load More Replies...Tbf, you don't have to understand the science behind it to breed animals.
Load More Replies...You mean, how non-existent it is? This didn't even come from bad religious sex education, this is Cletus at the bait shop sex "education."
Load More Replies...People that thick absolutely shouldn't breed, it would be child cruelty.
I new a kid who lost a testicle in a freak bowling accident. And no, he wasn't hit with a bowling ball.
I work on a busy labour ward. Took a call from a woman who wanted to ask me about a pregnancy test result. I tried to explain that we are for the other end of the pregnancy but she wasn’t really getting it so for an easy life I just thought f**k it and told her to go ahead.
Her - I had a baby 12 weeks ago and I’ve just done a pregnancy test and it was positive. What does it mean? Me - can I ask you a few more questions? Her - sure Me - Than kyou. Firstly, had you stopped bleeding after having your baby? Her - yes Me - have you had unprotected s*x? Her - yes Me - have you had any early pregnancy symptoms? Her - well I’ve been feeling sick in the morning. That’s why I did the test. Me - I see. Well from the information you’ve given me then the test may indeed be right and you may indeed be pregnant. Her - but I can’t be. I’m breastfeeding. I haven’t had a period yet after having the baby. Me - (taking deep breath) didn’t your midwife tell you about contraception before you left the hospital? Her - yes Me - did you get any? Her - no..... Her - oh.... s**t.
I get so many women who think they can’t get pregnant if they are breastfeeding. It’s bollocks. If you’re reading this, breastfeeding, not using contraception and not wanting to have a baby in about 9 months time, then stay away from all penises until you’ve got yourself sorted. Don’t wait for your first period. You’re fertile before it even happens.
This is SUCH an old and common belief. Where the hell does that even come from??
Exclusive breastfeeding CAN suppress ovulation. But is it not, I repeat NOT a sure-fire way of preventing pregnancy. Many women have used breastfeeding as way of spreading out the number of children they have. However, it has nowhere near the same level of success as birth control options (eg, pill, diaphragm, condoms, etc.)
Load More Replies...This comment can be used in other aspects of life, "stay away from all penises until you’ve got yourself sorted," lol.
I've literally never heard of this myth. I was always told you're most fertile after birth. Breastfeeding or not.
I'm glad I'm not alone! I've always heard that you have to be SUPER careful after giving birth so you don't immediately wind up pregnant again.
Load More Replies...Breastfeeding reduces the likelihood of conception (hence aristocratic women not being allowed to breast feed their own babies) but it isn't a guarantee!
Aristocratic women didn't breastfeed because it was considered messy, dirty, and beneath their dignity. As queen Victoria said "I'm not a cow". Also they believed colostrum was no good, which we obviously now know the opposite.
Load More Replies...I've heard that you're actually EXTRA fertile for the first couple months after childbirth.
I'm here because the doc didn't explain to my parents that you can get pregnant between the time you have a baby and the woman starts menstruating again.
It goes like this:
Me: Your pregnancy test came back positive.
PT: Oh, I couldn’t be!
Me: Are you sexually active?
PT: Yes
Me: Are you using any birth control?
Pt: No
Me: Then why don’t you think you could be pregnant?
Pt: Because I couldn’t be!
Me: ...
Repeat scene many times over past 20 years. Denial is not a river in Egypt.
Had a waitress friend who told me about a conversation she had with her colleague: - I feel so s***y lately! Want to throw up all the time! - Do you think you might be pregnant again? - No, not a chance! - Oh... I thought your partner and you are back together! - Yeah! - And you're not having sex? - Oh yeah, all the time! - And what sort of protection do you use? - We don't. - So how exactly do you you have no chance of being pregnant? - We don't want another baby!
What the heck… does she think babies can only be born when they want a baby? O_o Hmm wish this was true, that would make the world a lot better place. But then I wouldn’t be born in the first place.
Load More Replies..."are you active?" "yes" "are you on birth control" "yes" "is there any chance you could be pregnant?" "no" "no birth control is 100% effective" "what about being a lesbian"
That makes it concerning that they're reproducing.
Load More Replies...I know of two women who were told they would likely never get pregnant… and yet after years of being sexually active did become pregnant. One was 5 months along, the other 8 months when they found out. 5m lady had had very little for pregnancy symptoms. 8m lady assumed she had cancer, as she had conceived during the recurrence of her husband’s cancer. She had buried both her husband and her mother after they had lost their battles with cancer. She had no reason to believe she could even possibly be pregnant.
Load More Replies...There's also one I've heard about so often I really hope that it isn't actually true, just a funny story: Teenage girl goes to the doctor because her periods have stopped. They ask her if she could be pregnant. She swears that's not possible. They do a pregancy test anyway, and guess what? "Are you *sure* you're not s*xually active?!" "S*xually active?! Oh, no, sir, I just lie there!"
Moreover, fifty-seven percent of the women surveyed admitted they don’t know as much about the female anatomy as they should. Forty-two percent wished they had a better understanding of what the different organs in the reproductive system do. Lastly, over a third (35%) would want to know when a woman is her most fertile and three in ten (29%) want a breakdown of the different stages of pregnancy.
The same women who participated in INTIMINA’s survey were asked who they blame for their lack of knowledge. One in three (36%) said teachers while 28% blame their parents. One in four (27%) said their lack of knowledge was due to government education standards or religious organizations (24%).
Zagar noted that all this lack of knowledge has the potential for real-life consequences. Over half of respondents (52%) think their knowledge gaps are preventing them from advocating for themselves in the doctor’s office. As if that wasn’t enough, fifty-four percent don’t remember or haven’t got advice from a medical provider on alternative menstrual hygiene products other than pads and tampons.
My mother is a midwife and this one story sticks out.
A couple is in her office looking very somber and the woman has been crying.
Mom: “what brings you in today?” Man: “this” points to a spot on woman’s lip Mom: “looks like a cold sore” Man: “what are we going to do about this” Mom: “have you tried abreva?” Man: “that is for herpes” Mom: “yes this is a form of herpes” Man: “I knew it. Check her for gonorrhea and chlamydia please” Mom to woman, ignoring man: “have you ever had a cold sore before?” Woman: “yes in 2012”
Mom then had to go in circles for 20 minutes with the man about how it’s not sexually transmitted necessarily, how it’s very common, she didn’t cheat on him since she had it for years, and that he probably had it. He cursed my mom out for “accusing” him of having an STD after she said that last bit and stormed out. My mom had to have a come to Jesus talk with the woman about leaving this loser. Crazy how little people know and how angry people get about how ignorant they really are.
Ignorant male view is that it is always the woman's fault. And that penises RULE!
I'll probably get downvoted for this, but that's one of the most BP comments I've read.
Load More Replies...I've had the virus for cold sores all my life, and have been getting them as long as I can remember. Always fun when you're a little kid and people have to make disgusting comments about what you must've done to end up with a cold sore.
Yes. Herpes is kind of a general term in a way as it's the herpes virus but there are different forms of the virus. It's kind of like the flu; there are many different types of flus with various names and degrees of severity.
Load More Replies...I get canker sores, but NOT cold sores, and my pediatrician used to tell me canker sores were caused by the herpes virus as well >:( I spent many years of my childhood desperately wondering how I’d gotten the herpes virus when I’d never even kissed a boy.
Isn't mononucleosis also a form of herpes? I know chickenpox is, too.
I used to work in a medical field and witnessed this hilarity:
A teenage girl enters the clinic and gets testing done due to an irregular period. She and her mother are deathly afraid that she won't be able to have kids. Standard tests are run and she is scheduled for a followup the next week.
Fast-forward to the next week she and her mother come back to get the test results. Again they bring up their concerns that the daughter may not be able to have kids and how important it is to them that this situation is handled. Sonogram results come up and SURPRISE ! it's twins!
I laughed way too hard at this. I hope the grandmom-to-be was happy.
I'm wondering why you would want your teenage daughter to get preggers at such a young age. Or did I read this the wrong way?
Load More Replies...So a pregnancy test was not one of the standard tests done at the first appointment?
Ah, yes… I’m adopted, I have zero maternal/reproductive urges or instincts, so I do not understand women who seem to place humongous (or their only) “value” on their own/their daughter’s ability to have babies.
Because some women are brainwashed to think that's all we're worth.
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A heavily pregnant woman put her finger in her belly button and pulled out something gross. She immiediatly freaked out, making her husband freak out as well. She called my friend, who is a doctor specializing in ob/gyn, and almost cried on the phone:
Preggo: "Help!! I just pulled something out of my belly button!!"
My friend, MD: "... yeah??"
Preggo: "So... have I removed a plug or something? Have I hurt the baby??"
My friend, MD: "But you just pulled something gross from your own belly button.. right?"
Preggo: "Yeah but.. isn't my belly botton connected to the babys belly button? Isn't that how she gets all of her nutrients and stuff?"
And then they had a looong talk about the uterus, placenta and where our belly buttons originate from.
Mind you, this isn't about the preggo not being educated, she is a lawyer. But she caught pregnancybrain. And had a laugh about it afterwards :)
Absolutely. I'm a reasonably intelligent attorney and I somehow managed to deflate all my tires trying to put air in them. Not my proudest moment.
Load More Replies...My first pregnancy brain fart was when I was convinced my car was dead one morning because the push start wasn't working. I was putting my foot down on the "Break" like I should and my whole family was there getting another car ready to jump me off... turns out I was pressing the gas pedal trying to start it... face palm. I let my husband drive that day.
When heavily pregnant, belly buttons usually get pushed out and become outies. Or is that just me?
I have 3 kids and mine never did for some reason.... but my belly got plenty big.
Load More Replies...I manage a sober living home, we had a young lady that lived here that also believed that the mother's bellybutton feeds the baby somehow. Luckily, she is not a mother...yet.
Pregnancy Brain is so very real!!! I remember I was at work (this is over 20 years ago), and someone wanted me to explain how a certain thing works (One of my work duties, is to train new employees). I stood there, not understanding what they were saying. I just grabbed my training book, gave it to them, and asked to go home for the rest of the day.
In another BP post on how men misunderstand how women's bodies work a father to be panicked when his wife took a bath because he thought she was drowning the baby. Turns out he thought that the baby breathed through the belly button!
I didn't have " pregnancy brain", or I hope I didn't. But I had a friend who probably did. She was nearing full term when her stupid husband and my stupid ex- husband, played a prank on her. They convinced her that a alien spaceship was landing ( even managed to fake sounds with their guitar amps) she grabbed her abdomen in panic and was convinced her baby would have a birthmark in the corresponding area. It took a lot of persuasion to convince her that it was a myth. Fun fact... My friend, myself and another of our friends were pregnant at the same time. Sad fact... Only our other friend had a happy marriage. ( Hence the Ex)
Zagar explained that in today’s digital age, everything our parents or teachers didn’t teach us about our reproductive health can be found online. “So the best recipe for becoming your advocate in a medical setting is to do your research and use that medical information for asking the right questions when visiting your doctor.”
INTIMINA is dedicated to women’s intimate health, and Zagar said that one of its responsibilities is to tackle the myths about women’s bodies and bodily functions. There are so many myths and misconceptions and that is why education is crucial. “The most common myths are: women cannot get pregnant while having sex during their period, women should not exercise or have sex during their period, and they are more likely to get attacked by sharks or bears while menstruating,” she said.
I’m a midwife.
I was booking a woman at the beginning of her pregnancy and she wasn’t exactly pleased about being pregnant. I asked her if she was sure she wanted to continue the pregnancy (there’s no point me booking her if she wants a termination). She starts ranting about how it was the soft drinks industry’s fault and how she’s going to sue them. I was pretty confused at this point and asked her what she meant. She informed me that she had been washing her vagina out with cola following sex and that she must have bought a bad batch as she was now pregnant.
I went to see a woman who had delivered her first baby a few days previously. I knew she had had stitches but she seemed to be in a lot of pain. I asked her if she wanted me to check them and she consented, and when I did, I got a strong whiff of chemicals. I asked her what she was using to clean her vaginal area with (we advise women to just use water for the first few days). She told me she was using Dettol (a household disinfectant here in the UK) as she always used it in her kitchen and she’d never got ill from her food, so it must work in preventing infections. A few words with me and when I saw her the next time she was moving around freely like she was in a tampax commercial.
This one isn’t really to do with sexual education but was really a WTF moment. We have bags that are given away to new parents and they have free samples in - baby wash, fabric conditioner, nappy cream etc. I examined a baby who was 10 days old and her skin was almost red raw in places. I thought it was the worst case of eczema that I had ever seen and that she should get the baby checked out at the hospital. While I was trying to get through to them I asked her if she had been bathing the baby in anything (again we advise using water only for the first couple of weeks). English wasn’t her first language but her husband came home at that point and translated for me. They had received a free sample of fabric conditioner in the pack. This had a picture of a smiling baby in the front. They assumed this was baby soap, had bought a massive bottle of it, and had then bathed the baby in it. Neat. Luckily the baby had no lasting effects.
Yikes. The douching with cola thing is a very old myth. I'm surprised that it's still around.
Dunning & Kruger would have a lot to say about these people and their wildly unfounded assumptions.
The poor baby. Although, wtf is a bottel of fabric coditionor doing in such a pack, in the first place??? Thank God for follow up check-ups! Who knows how many lives these saved
There are usually many different samples of stuff having to do with babies. We got some dummies, fabric detergent (special brand for babies clothes), nappy creams, baby soaps, diapers, wet wipes and other stuff. Most of the things had a picture of a happy baby on it but on the back of the package, there was also a description of the product. All you need to do is read it.
Load More Replies...That poor baby! And the poor parents thinking they were doing the right thing! Gosh I can't imagine how awful they must have felt.
On the second story? It was in answer to "I asked what she was using to clean her vaginal area" so I'm thinking she was washing her vagina with it.
Load More Replies...Have never heard of a cola douche! Surely that would increase your chance of candida? Think of all that sugar! Eww!
As part of my midwifery education we had a woman come in from a fertility clinic to talk about the process a lot of our clients go through to get pregnant. She said the first thing they ALWAYS ask the patient, regardless of background, is how often they are having s*x. The amount of people that thought you could get pregnant any time after having s*ex (i.e. have s*x and get pregnant from that s*x 6 months later) was crazy. Also people who came from very conservative religious backgrounds and had no knowledge of s*x and didn't understand why they weren't getting pregnant after getting married.
No, those are where the girl gets traumatized on her wedding night. Many Primitive Baptist parents keep boys just as ignorant.
Load More Replies...It's actually "sax" as in Saxophone". They have no idea what s e x is. BP believes children come from storks. Or they want us to believe that even though there is an entire thread on the silly hang-ups people have about s e x.
Load More Replies...I was in a medical study. They wanted to give me a pregnancy test. I told them I had been through menopause and had not had sex for a year. They still did the test so they could check the box on their intake form. Sometime medical people don't follow the logic either.
I still had to do a pregnancy test in the emergency room even though I had already had my tubes tied and a hysterectomy. Because "protocol" said so.
Load More Replies...My entire existence has been somewhat predetermined by this religious type of ignorance. My (formerly) ultra-catholic mom met a boy on vacation & they had sex on the beach. She was 17. She not only didn’t know where babies came from, but didn’t know what the word “fück” meant. He is Dutch & from a rather known family. She is American & came from industrial money. Her parents sent her away Spain (to live with family friends) to have the baby. Before she left, she was ex-communicated. Her foundation of belief was taken from her. She ran away & joined a commune, moving back to San Francisco, where she had me with the help of a bunch of Krishnas. We bounced around from SF, India, Hawaii, Central America & Europe. She found my dad when I was 2. He was surprisingly responsive, as were his parents. She settled down between SF & Hawaii. I lived between there and summers/holidays in Utrecht. I was blessed with a wonderful life all thanks to religious judgement & ignorance. I’m one of the lucky ones.
I can see that discussion... "We never told you, so it's YOUR fault!"
Load More Replies...It can take up to several HOURS after unprotected sex for spermatozoa to meet ovum, so generally, if you do it only before you go to bed, you won't fall asleep pregnant, but you might wake-up so.
Because it is a "dirty" word, like d e a t h, or s u i c i d e, or r e c t u m...
Load More Replies...A former flatmate from a very Muslim country once asked me, sort of panicking: "But a woman can't get pregnant from having sex with a guy just once, right? You have to do it several times?" He was in his mid-thirties at the time and already had a son.
So you're telling me there were extremely religious people.... who didn't understand what made the VIRGIN MARY special? Someone stop the Earth, I'd like to get off now.
I work in Public Health and Family Practice. We get our own special ones. Most recently the lady with chlamydia that stated she did not use birth control because “you cannot get pregnant if you have an STD”. Right. Yes she knew she had the STD and yes she was sexually active.
Well, if you have that particular STD long enough you might end up not needing birth control. Permanently.
Please stop trying to punish sexually transmitted infections when sex is consensual. It's not helpful. It causes people to not want to know why they have those symptoms or to come in for treatment if they suspect they have an STI. These idiotic laws have ruined the lives of many people living with HIV. Some of these laws rely on a standard of "intent", but tell me how you prove intent if you weren't one of the sex partners? The most common STIs (chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea) can be cured, usually quite easily; STIs caused by a virus can often be treated. HIV is no longer a death sentence; we now have effective treatments with far fewer side effects than the bad old days. The most common STI on the planet, herpes, can't be cured, and most public health systems have removed it as a reportable infection because far too many people have it. If you are going to have sex in the 21st century, you should assume that your partner is carrying an STI and take the necessary precautions.
And wrong. Knowingly transmitting a STD to someone should be felony assault. period.
Load More Replies...When asked whether sexual wellness is still a taboo subject, Zagar confirmed that’s the case. “It is still a taboo in many societies but things are slowly changing thanks to brands that advocate intimate and sexual health, and also the mainstream media who are opening up the conversations about these taboo topics.”
“At INTIMINA, we believe that educating people and empowering young women to feel free of any cultural taboos and stigma is what every modern society and education system should be doing,” she added.
We had a woman come to triage one day, in no visible distress, but certain that she was in labor. She denied feeling any loss of fluid, contractions, or pain. When questioned further, she explained that she was already “dilated 4”. She was accompanied by her granny, who explained that SHE had checked her granddaughter at home and she was able to fit four fingers inside the vagina, so she knew it was time. Not in the cervix, in the vagina.
Oh hell no. If there was a winning lottery ticket uo there, I wouldn't let granny go digging for it. Gag!
If granny is actually a doc, or midwife I would maybe feel different. Especially in an emergency situation. But that is obviously not the case here
Load More Replies...May I just say that I am pretty glad, none of my grandmothers ever had their hands in my vagina.
I read a story, years ago, about how a teenager showed up at a hospital with her grandmother, her legal guardian. Teenager is exhibiting all the symptoms of being in labor, but flatly denies being pregnant. Grandma is insisting that her sweet, angelic daughter couldn't possibly be pregnant, because she's a virgin! Teenage girl bears down, and guess what? Baby shoots out of her and a very surprised ER doc catches it. Granddaughter and Grandma exchange looks. They both look at the doctor holding the baby, and Granddaughter says, "That didn't come out of me!"
"that didn't come out of me!" she says, still very much and quite literally attached to the child
Load More Replies...FOUR!? FOUR FINGERS!? "Granny was able to fist me so I know it's time..."
I work at a microbiological lab and we took routine swabs from a pregnant woman to rule out STDs or other infections that could harm the baby during birth. We used a speculum to be able to see and take samples from the cervix. The patient asked whether we could - since we were already at it - take a picture of the baby with her cell phone. Through the vagina. She thought you could see the baby if you looked into the vagina.
At least in the U.S. the lab personnel do not collect the samples, so unless it is different in other countries and the medical requirements are more lax this is not real.
Dad was a high risk OB/GYN. Once had to argue with a woman that her daughter emphatically did not get pregnant from swallowing. Despite her protests that her daughter was a virgin, to which my dad replied he was only aware of one previous virgin birth in history.
It's actually possible to get pregnant while technically being a virgin.
One of my Mormon cousins claims this is how she got pregnant as a teen. I don't know if he actually penetrated her or not ("soaking" in Mormon practice), but she insisted that they hadn't had sex, they'd just messed around, and something must've crawled up. Technically possible, but I have my doubts. And most of my family would be healthier and more functional if they had healthier understandings about sex and relationships.
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Load More Replies..."Dad" was being a prick... Pregnancy does not require penetration. If the girl can menstruate, she can become pregnant, AND be a literal virgin. All it takes is semen to touch the vaginal opening, and they can make Nature happen.
There's actually one story in these where this happened. To quote it: "Bad news, these guys are swimmers". Pregnancy like that is not very likely, but neither is winning the lottery and it still happens
Load More Replies...Knew a girl. He was drunk, couldn't get it up, couldn't get it in, sperm all over her vulva. Little suckers can swim. Male sperm are fast but short lived, female sperm are slow but in it for the long haul. She had a boy.
Well the male/female sperm thing you are stating is inaccurate but even having a**l sex can result in pregnancy if, afterwards, the sperm end up outside of the colon (since whatever goes up can come down) and they get near the vaginal opening.
Load More Replies...Actually, there is a case of a young girl in brazil that was born without a vagina, yet she became pregnant after blowing some guy, after which she was stabbed by her boyfriend and became pregnant. https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562
Interesting article, although if you read the whole thing there is some skepticism by experts that this actually happened.
Load More Replies...Zagar argues that “one of the most important places where taboos need to be broken is in our homes, meaning parents and children need to have open conversations about normal processes that happen in our bodies, such as menstruation, but also about sex, pregnancy, reproductive health, and sexuality.”
When we talk about menstruation specifically, despite the fact that billions of people experience it, it has historically been treated as something that shouldn’t be seen or talked about publicly, Zagar said. “Amongst our many projects and endeavors of breaking taboos, INTIMINA also collaborated with Pantone to create a bold shade of red called ‘Period’ to break the taboo and get everyone to talk about periods, regardless of gender, age, or life stage,” Zagar told Bored Panda.
One of the nurses I used to work with said they had a woman in come in who was in labor (her first child) and she gave the woman a hospital gown to change into. When they went to check her to see how dilated she was, they noticed she still had her underwear on. The nurse told her she would need to take them off. The patient was confused. Come to find out, she had no clue the baby was going to be coming out of her vagina.
😳 Y’all sex education is not the devil, I promise! PLEASE teach your children, and give them access to books! 🙏🏾
Agree. It's literally one of your jobs as a parent to provide the "this is how your body works" manual to your children.
Load More Replies...I mean, I won't claim that as a child I just figured out where babies came from but I had an idea as I grew older...I mean, do they think every birth is a C-section? Where do they think baby is coming from? I'm not judging, genuinely curious.
Kinda late to the party. I had a woman call the office to make an appointment, and when I asked her what the appointment was for, she said that she needed a Fallopian tube. I was said, “...do you mean you want to get your tubes tied???”
She says, “No, I’m trying to get pregnant.”
Or maybe Etsy, as some can probably make their own!
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Not a midwife but did have an acquaintance who got pregnant while her husband was in the army deployed. She had convinced her husband that they needed to try and get pregnant. So how do they resolve the issue of long distance and time? They concocted the plan of using a turkey baster, where the husband actually mailed a package of his little soldiers to her and she used the baster on her self to impregnate herself. No doctors were consulted during this time. And this story all came to light in divorce court when someone actually convinced the husband the baby was not his.
This is why Sex Ed is important. To prevent idiocies like this from being believed.
I mean, if the husband had shipped them FROZEN at least…. ;)
Load More Replies...I don't know if it would be entirely impossible, but if it was a ruse to cover up getting pregnant by another man, it was a smart move from this lady on her perhaps less-smart husband.
I think that is EXACTLY what happened. She got pregnant by someone else and was trying to cover up her affair by tricking her poor husband
Load More Replies...Semen from prize animals like horses or cattle is routinely shipped all around the world. Conception is more certain with fresh, unrefrigerated semen but it works well enough for lots and lots of breeders to make pairings with otherwise unobtainable animals.
Generally, no... Even when packed in dry ice or nitrogen. Spermatozoa tend to loose their tails when frozen, which means they can not swim...
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I had a girl call the office because she swallowed a cherry seed and was worried that the baby was going to choke on it.
If this was in America, sex ed doesn't teach us this stuff. It tells you about your period, what to do about it, how to put a condom on, and how to not get pregnant
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I had a cousin that had a friend that told her a way to save money was to stop taking her birth control for 6 months. Friend told her that birth control pills were still effective for 6 months after taking them. As you can guess, she ended up pregnant, it was the only reason we found out about her genius money saving plan.
Daughter had acquaintances in Mexico, young, up-till-then-unmarried couple. The girl came to her one day, and said did you hear, we're pregnant!! Dawn's response was, oh, you didn't bother to buy condoms? Girl's reply? Oh, they're too expensive!! Dawn just shook her head, and asked if they had ANY IDEA what a baby costs?
Load More Replies...I had somehow come to believe that after taking the pill for years that it would take several months to get pregnant once you stopped taking them. When I stopped taking the pill it was to try a different contraceptive due to the side effects, not to try for a baby. Thought sex in that first month was safe. My now 14 year old proves that is incorrect.
All the more reason they, and most-if-not-all birth control forms, should be provided for free.
When I was a teenager, my mom kept telling me not to forget to take the pill EVERY DAY. She kept reiterating that I couldn't stop taking them and expect them to keep working for me. And I thought "Wow Ma, no one's that stupid." I guess I was wrong.
Son of an OB/GYN here.
Story 1:
Patient: I can’t be pregnant OB Dad: Why not? Patient: We haven’t had s*x! OB Dad: Have you been naked together? Patient: Yes. OB Dad: Has his semen ever made contact with your vagina? Patient:...yes... OB Dad: Bad news, those little guys are swimmers!
To this day I still wonder if the dude has to pay child support or not. Like “[my American people] your honor, I did not have s*x with that woman!”
Story 2:
Fat woman didn’t know she was pregnant until giving birth. OB Dad said family was very excited for her in spite of being surprised.
Story 3:
Fat woman claimed she was pregnant, claimed she was in labor, OB dad had to explain to her and family there was no baby. Family freaked because they’d all been buying her stuff. She started yelling that he’d taken her baby...the ruse was unreal. I heard she ended up in the news later trying to kidnap a child claiming it was from the pregnancy that didn’t happen.
Exactly, phantom pregnancy it is called if I remember correctly. Can be a serious condition and even animals get it.
Load More Replies...This is really gross, the picture choice is gross (not her body, just the way you pick some random overweight persons butt to represent this), and people hate and misjudge fat people as mentally ill and ignorant enough.
I agree! I also wonder if this is a "stock photo" or if someone took it without her knowledge.
Load More Replies...Have heard similar stories - one was the teacher I replaced whose waters broke just as she was going into the staff room for morning tea. She had no idea she was pregnant. Subsequent birth, inside 2 hours, a baby boy. Surprise!
Story #1: Penïs/vagïna isn’t the only type of sex defined as “sex” nor is it the only form of vaginal sex. The ponder of whether he paid child support? He’s the father. That’s the requirement. He couldn’t tell the judge he didn’t have sex with that woman. He had sex with her. Full stop.
There was a girl who I went to HS with who was gone all of a sudden. She had a car accident and went in labor never knowing she was pregnant. She wasn't overweight and she wasn't skinny. She never showed weight gain.
Story 3 actually happened with our adopted son's birth mother. He was adopted out of DCFS and we tried to have an open adoption. That lie sealed the adoption closed.
Calling people fat is uncool. Mr son of an OB/GYN is a J>E>R>K>. And No I'm not overweight I'm just not an a**hole.
Not a midwife but do medical triage over the phone. Had a 19yo ring because of abdominal pain, asked further into the assessment is she was pregnant, she is! Call changes tone, how far along? 37 weeks! Could you be in labour, she doesn’t think so. “I just need to put the phone on my bed while I get changed” why are you getting changed “but embarrassing I think I wet myself” do you think that could be your waters, she sounds skeptical but grudgingly agrees it could be, I ask if she can get to the hospital, no everyone in the house is drunk, I ask if I can send an ambulance, she doesn’t want me to as she has “a house full of people watching the match”( this is during the football World Cup) she enventually agrees as though she’s doing me a favour...
Bless her, sounds to me like underneath it all she wanted someone to care and to insist that she was to be looked after properly.
Yeah, doesn’t sound like a great living/family situation
Load More Replies...Friend of mine nearly gave birth in the car because she refused to leave for the hospital until World Cup was over.
If they were watching the World Cup then it wasn’t America so the ambulance won’t cost her a fortune.
And that kids still don't pay attention in sex ed, no matter the country.
Load More Replies...She should have turned the TV off at the socket and screamed at all of them “HELP! THE BABY’S ON ITS WAY”. Wonder if the father is still with her.
Yes, but if they were all drunk they would have been of no use anyway. It's so irresponsible that not one of them thought to stay sober just in case she went into labor.
Load More Replies...If she lived in the US where getting an ambulance us heckin expensive then I understand she was reluctant
Two of my favorites:
What day of the week do I need to have s*x to have a boy?
Do you microchip babies after birth?
The second one really made me luagh. I'm guessing the people have pets? :-D
I've actually been thinking that a microchip with medical information could be very useful. Allergies, vaccination records and other important information that doesn't change.
yeah, and blood type & emergency contacts....
Load More Replies...I wish we could put a microchip in my niece, she keeps running after strangers and dogs and it's so dangerous and honest to God, that kid must be dumb as a coat hanger because we have explained it to her in all the possible ways we have been able to and she still does it.
How old is she? Not necessarily dumb but trusting. Most people (that I know) do not expect things to happen to them that they would never do or even think to do to another person.
Load More Replies...English: "Any day ending in a 'y'. Conversely, you can conceive a girl on any day with an "a" in it." "Why? Are you carrying a puppy?" Given what is going on in this world, the latter might be a good idea.
Better put a sarcasm tag if you don't want to continue getting downvoted. Assuming that what you wrote was sarcasm. If not, well I can only shake my head at the ignorance of some of my fellow humans.
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A woman in her 40s with 6 children didn't know that women have a urethra separate from their vagina.
The kids have to actually pay attention in class too.
Load More Replies...That is poor education. There’s a whole scene in that show “Orange is the New Black” where they women discover the urethra is separate from their vagina. It’s sad how little we are taught about our own bodies. It’s like women’s health is some mystical, unattainable knowledge.
To be fair, the urethra emerges within the vagina in a surprising number of people that’s why it often takes a second set of hands to hold the vulva open to insert a urethral catheter in many women. (nurse who has catheterized many women)
Took a college health class in 2001 and grown, married women, with multiple children, thought that they had to remove a tampon to pee. They also thought that a tubal ligation would stop periods.
There are cases where a tubal ligation doesn't even stop pregnancy ffs (a relative of mine is part of that statistic - pregnant 16 years after the tubes tied. Ectopic, dangerous, needed to deal with their own feelings on abortifacients). If the bonus of not having a period came with it I'd be searching for someone to excise my tubes yesterday.
Load More Replies...This is not that surprising. What is even worse is that there are many doctors who don't seem to know this either.
And that is why I’m not fond of the phrase “boys have a penis, girls have a vagina” being used to explain visual differences to children who are curious about the potty parts (vs reproductive parts). The penis does double duty, the vagina does not. (Except in cases where the female’s body didn’t develop quite right while in utero)
A friend of mine works labor and delivery and told me this story. A 13 year old pregnant teen comes in. Days like this for the staff are hard, and they’re trying to be as sensitive as possible. As they’re getting her ready for delivery she starts to panic, saying that the “hole” isn’t big enough for the baby to come out. She thoughts the baby was supposed to come out of the bellybutton.
Someone raped her and now she has to go through with birth without understanding what is about to happen. I can only hope she gets the help she deserves and her life improves.
Or she had sex with a boy her own age. In the UK this would not be rape. You have reached a conclusion without all the information.
Load More Replies...I'm curious about these two comments. Nowhere in the post does it mention she was raped. And why do they need to call the police? You know it is possible for two 13 year olds to have consensual sex right?
This is why sex education is crucial. Lack of education leads to vulnerability and allows others (usually adult men) to control the uneducated.
Why is everyone assuming something criminal happened?! A bunch of people? You're inferring with zero evidence that she was gang raped or something?! I know we don't like to think about it but kids have sex with each other sometimes...
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Midwife here- at least once a month I will being looking after a woman who is shocked to find out that a vaginal examination is the way to check cervical dilatation
Wait. Aren’t you supposed to check the belly button to see if it’s opened so the baby can climb out it?
This one has me genuinely puzzled. How else do they think it would be done?
The amount of times I’ve had to explain to a patient and/or the father of her baby that the baby in fact does not come out of the “pee hole” is concerning.
Another time, a woman called the L&D unit and told me she knew she was ovulating because the app on her phone told her she was and she had just had s*x with her husband. “Am I pregnant”? were literally the next three words out of her mouth.
I have to laugh because this is my first thought after having s*x with my husband when my baby fever is horribly bad! I don't ask a doctor that but it is a thought I have.
I have that thought, too, but not because of baby fever. It's because I've quit taking the pill half a year ago (I went on it after the birth of my twins) and am waiting and waiting for the right time to get a IUD put in. Because I've never had a vaginal delivery and never had contractions, and therefore my uterus' entrance is virgin tight, my obgyn says we need to time the instalment with my period - which, because my body hates me, is highly irregular, but does lead to a slight opening of the uterus. So I'm panicking every time we have sex and I don't have my period soon...
Load More Replies...I once received a phone call that went like this. Caller says "Yeah so I just had sex with someone who is positive for Hepatitis C. Do I have it now too?" Me "Um Ma'am this is a medical publishing company. You really need to go see a doctor." I have no idea why she thought she could be diagnosed over the phone! Or how she even end up dialing our number. One of the weirdest calls I've ever taken.
Nope! Sadly far too many people are ignorant about the bodies they inhabit. Regardless of gender.
Load More Replies...I always say I have only had sex twice and I have 3 children. My second pregnancy I had twins, and with both pregnancies I literally said "tonight's the night" And it was. BTW I was a midwife at the time.
Had a woman ask "when do you know if a girl is going to change into a boy?" I had to clarify "you mean when a ultrasound can tell if it's a boy or girl?" She replied "no, we already got an ultrasound that said it was a girl but I don't know when they can turn into a boy." I had no response to that.
Technically speaking that woman is correct. All humans start as females when the fetus is barely starts forming in the womb. It is only at 9 weeks that the gender chromosomes start influencing the baby to become a boy instead of a girl.
No, technically, she is not correct. The gender-fluid period of pregnancies ends before an ultrasound can detect the gonads of the fetus. We don't start out as female, but as "both/neither". At about 5 weeks, the fetus grows a so-called "gonadal ridge", which is the precursor to both male and female gonads. In the following few weeks, the chemical balances in the mother's body semi-randomly make the decision if the gonadal ridge develops into ovaries or testes - before that, we are neither/both sexes. At the point of the pregnancy, when we choose to classify a fetus as "male" or "female", those gonads won't change anymore.
Load More Replies...Actually guys that's been proven false, babies don't start off as female and turn male, it's an active process either way that has to be maintained for life. https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/56955/is-female-the-default-sex-in-humans
Interesting, but a very technical explanation. There HAVE been cases where a genetically male baby has developed into a female, though. So I am a bit puzzled by this explanation. Perhaps it is just too technical for me to understand.
Load More Replies...That's not stupidity, that's heartbreaking. They know they're having a girl and will love her but if science could have allowed that couple to change the sex? They totally have a preference. Poor girl will always feel that. Especially if they ever have a son.
Often the baby’s position prevents clear visual during ultrasound. Sometimes the fact that a penis is not visualized causes the interpretation to be that a fetus is female when it is really male.
I know that is meant as a joke, but yeah - it may actually have a part in it. Your fetus didn't have a biological sex until several weeks into the pregnancy - meaning that at the point when your fetus became male or female, the initial cell divisions for most areas of your body had already happened. And that includes the initial cell divisions of the areas that would later become the hormonal glands of your body and the area that would later become your brain. So parts of your body are "more male" and parts are "more female", depending on the random chemical composition of the environment when the initial cell divisions of that particular body part happened (during the fully gender-fluid time of your first weeks as a fetus). Science still is absolutely unsure about how big the influence is on later gender development. The research into the old "nature and nurture" problem is very much ongoing in this area. (But yeah - we know for a fact, that it is "nature AND nurture", not "or").
Load More Replies...In some areas of the UK you cannot reveal the sex of the baby to the parents. It’s now up to you Pandas to guess why!
I assume because there are certain populations that will automatically terminate a female fetus.
Load More Replies...Watch this fun educational 1-minute film for how that whole girl/boy thing happens: https://youtu.be/z1Kdoja3hlk
Well, all fetuses start out as female so it's not a *completely* idiotic question. It's just a little late in the game to be asking it...
I have an aunt who is a gyne, she told me some woman wants to be checked because some man kissed her and she have this superstition that woman can get pregnant through kiss or hand touch. So weird.
Yeah, probably home schooled with religious curriculum.
Load More Replies...I thought this was how it worked until I was 8. I told my parents "Don't kiss unless you want to have a baby." I was quickly corrected and sat down for a looooong talk.
If you could get pregnant from kissing my lesbian self is screwed
In the corporate world we have to kiss so much a*s, that the whole upper management is screwed.. 😁😁
Load More Replies...I remember a joke from a Victoria Wood sketch about girls getting pregnant from swimming backstroke in the pool after the boys had just swam breaststroke. Hilarious!
Well, I thought that I as a young teen. So I made sure no man kissed me till I was sure I really liked him. And guess what? Bingo, we were about to be parents. So married and had Bub shortly after. So, technically it does often start with a kiss. It’s just that there’s more to it than that!😉😄
There’s lack of sex education and then there’s miseducation. The latter is often used by some religions.
One of the things parents used to tell their daughters is that they can become pregnant if they kiss a boy while wearing a swimsuit.-- This was because they didn't want to teach their kids about the Birds and Bees.
Not a midwife but I had an acquaintance try saying that she was only pregnant for 6 months but that her baby came out full-term, like her child was fine and needed zero medical attention due to being so premature.
I don't think she was actively lying, but she was not a bright person. She might have found out she was pregnant at 3 months and just assumed that she was just newly pregnant by the time she found out.
Or maybe she felt bad for drinking/partying early in the pregnancy so she refused to acknowledge it until it was convenient.
Either way it sounded very fishy.
I mean everyone knows the timer doesn't start until you get the test results.
For the longest time I was convinced that I had been born prematurely, as my parents were married in January and I was born in early august, and I knew that I had been under special care. (Had a spinal tap before I was 24 hours old) I had made a comment about it, just matter of factly, while my aunt was visiting. My mom and my aunt just laughed and told me “first babies can come at any time, all others take nine months”
Old time doctors used to say “The first baby is always premature, the second is always on time”
Hardly. My first was born on his due date, my second was 6 weeks early.
Load More Replies...I was born 7 months and didn't need anything, other than being a bit small you couldn't tell.
6 months and 7 are VERY different in terms of survival rates and assistance needed.
Load More Replies...Not an MW or gyno, but one time I made out with a girl and the next day she was crying because she thought she was pregnant. We were 22.
Lack of Sex Ed... Some parents are FAILING their kids by telling them c**p like kissing can cause pregnancy. Why? (Other than they are idiots?) Because they think they can control their daughters by misinforming them, despite every reliable source for the last 50+ years have been telling everyone that teaching about sex makes a teenager LESS likely to have a pregnancy!
Load More Replies...There is a SLIM chance the redditor that posted this could have a Panda ID too... But, likely no... (Yes, I have the same habit of occasionally asking as if the entry had been made here on BP, instead of gleaned by BP from an external source.)
Load More Replies...She may have already been pregnant and trying to pin it on you (if you were dumb enough).
Once heard a pregnant woman say ‘I want to shave but I don’t want to hurt the baby’
Shaving is very difficult when heavily pregnant. Tying one’s shoelaces is nearly impossible and trying to bend down or contort oneself to do these things feels like one is squashing the baby.
I mean, if she meant trying to bend the way you have to to get your legs, I can understand how she thought that...
Probably thought she would hurt the baby by bending down.
Load More Replies...What will I do to appreciate Lord Bubuza? I contacted him after reading comments on the internet about his lottery spell. So many people thanked him for casting a lottery spell and revealing the lottery winning numbers to them which they played and won the lottery jackpot. I showed my husband the testimonies I read about lord Bubuza spell and he insisted that we give it a TRY. I spoke to lord Bubuza for help to win the LOTTERY, he requested my name and some information and said he needs them to cast a lottery spell to reveal the lottery winning numbers. I doubted Again but my husband said GO AHEAD so I provided the information and his requirements to cast the spell, after casting the spell he gave me some digit numbers and said it was revealed when casting the spell. I bought the ticket and played the numbers. I was shocked when I was announced the winner of $60 million from the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation (OLG), join me appreciate him via website: Lordbubuzamiraclework.com
Public schools have maturation classes at least, but kids who go to religious schools or are home schooled get all kinds of weird misinformation.
Load More Replies...I recall an amusing story with a military doctor when I was in college. I went in because I had the flu and needed medication. The doctor insisted that I must be pregnant, and laughed me off when I said that I could not possibly be, then sent me off for a pregnancy test. As we waited for the test results, and he asked what I was looking at as I stared out a window. "I am looking to see if three wise men bearing gifts are out there, because I am a virgin and cannot be pregnant." One awkward silence later, the negative result came back, and he finally started treating me like I had the flu.
Dang. Bet you had been looking forward to the gold. Nothing against myrrh and frankincense, but gold would be much more appreciated right now.
Load More Replies...Blame religious right-wingers who ban sex education because "It will give them ideas". As if people will be just blissfully unaware of their natural urges if they never learn about them.
Right wing sex education: " Don't." Kid: "Don't what?" "JUST DON'T, OKAY!" Kid (after finding out they are pregnant): Oh...THAT'S what I wasn't supposed to do!"
Load More Replies...In fairness, you'd be amazed what pregnancy hormones do to a brain, and smashing intellect seems to be part of the process. Most people are hugely embarrassed by their moments of "pregnancy brain" when it passes. That said, can we please explain bodies in simple, medical terms to kids so they don't freak out as adults? Honestly, nobody ever fainted from hearing the word penis in my experience!
I work in an ED department and got asked today if "having sex without protection can get her more pregnant. I asked her to elaborate on "more pregnant" she thought thats how twins are made.... Another lady asked if "having sex will harm the baby" i thought that is a normal worry for young mums and answered, it was fine as long as not too rough. She said "no, will the sperm poison my baby" i was shocked....
I could really do without the dehumanizing pictures of large people. I get it. They were fat and ignorant. But mostly, heaven forbid!, they were fat.
I had to stop midway, it's very shocking and disturbing the level of ignorance that exists out there. I mean, I'm no sex expert or whatever, but at least here in my country we're taught the basics since 5th grade of elementary school, and I'm just speechless that there are full grown-up people out there that have no clue whatsoever of what they're doing, and on top of that, to know that they're reproducing
Public schools have maturation classes at least, but kids who go to religious schools or are home schooled get all kinds of weird misinformation.
Load More Replies...I recall an amusing story with a military doctor when I was in college. I went in because I had the flu and needed medication. The doctor insisted that I must be pregnant, and laughed me off when I said that I could not possibly be, then sent me off for a pregnancy test. As we waited for the test results, and he asked what I was looking at as I stared out a window. "I am looking to see if three wise men bearing gifts are out there, because I am a virgin and cannot be pregnant." One awkward silence later, the negative result came back, and he finally started treating me like I had the flu.
Dang. Bet you had been looking forward to the gold. Nothing against myrrh and frankincense, but gold would be much more appreciated right now.
Load More Replies...Blame religious right-wingers who ban sex education because "It will give them ideas". As if people will be just blissfully unaware of their natural urges if they never learn about them.
Right wing sex education: " Don't." Kid: "Don't what?" "JUST DON'T, OKAY!" Kid (after finding out they are pregnant): Oh...THAT'S what I wasn't supposed to do!"
Load More Replies...In fairness, you'd be amazed what pregnancy hormones do to a brain, and smashing intellect seems to be part of the process. Most people are hugely embarrassed by their moments of "pregnancy brain" when it passes. That said, can we please explain bodies in simple, medical terms to kids so they don't freak out as adults? Honestly, nobody ever fainted from hearing the word penis in my experience!
I work in an ED department and got asked today if "having sex without protection can get her more pregnant. I asked her to elaborate on "more pregnant" she thought thats how twins are made.... Another lady asked if "having sex will harm the baby" i thought that is a normal worry for young mums and answered, it was fine as long as not too rough. She said "no, will the sperm poison my baby" i was shocked....
I could really do without the dehumanizing pictures of large people. I get it. They were fat and ignorant. But mostly, heaven forbid!, they were fat.
I had to stop midway, it's very shocking and disturbing the level of ignorance that exists out there. I mean, I'm no sex expert or whatever, but at least here in my country we're taught the basics since 5th grade of elementary school, and I'm just speechless that there are full grown-up people out there that have no clue whatsoever of what they're doing, and on top of that, to know that they're reproducing
