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Transportation safety is certainly paramount, especially in today's world where the threat of terrorism is always present, so it's not surprising that all major airports in the world have vigilant security services, such as, for example, Transportation Security Administration in the United States.

TSA was created after 9/11, and since this time, its agents have prevented many terrorist attacks. Of course, security officers are taught not to trust anyone and see a menace in seemingly harmless objects - but sometimes, from the point of view of an ordinary passenger, their actions look somewhat paranoid, like a real witch hunt.

There is a popular thread on Reddit whose topic starter asked "What's the weirdest reason you were stopped by TSA?" As of today, it already has more than 2.5K upvotes and even more comments - over 2.6K various examples and stories. Interestingly, such cases are reported not only from the United States, but also from many countries around the world.

Bored Panda made a curated list for you of the weirdest and most out-of-the-ordinary reasons for being searched or detained at an airport, so be sure to scroll to the very bottom of this post - what if there is something completely interesting and amazing there?

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#1

30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group They thought my insulin pump was a bomb. I was tackled by TSA immediately. I was 14 at the time, still traumatized. Now any time I see any law enforcement I get anxious.

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basil
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard so many horror stories from people with insulin pumps where their pumps get mistaken for something else and they get into some kind of trouble for it. This one is probably the most understandable but still- they can't be too hard to recognize, right?

Regal Kitten
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess what usually happens is that people don't know it's an insulin pump, and their mind defaults to the worst-case scenario, such as thinking it's a bomb.

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Cat Palmer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work for a university and had one student who refused to talk to one of my colleagues because she had a 'recording device' and wouldn't believe it was her hearing aid. You'd think professional security staff would know better than a paranoid 18 year old!

JJ
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I always announce to TSA agents right away that I am wearing an insulin pump. Haven't had a problem since I tell them I can't go through the sensors and then I show them the pump.

Gigi Madison
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to me when I was 17. I was too scared to fly until I was 25. It was horrific

Freya the Wanderer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago the TSA spotted something suspicious in my luggage. It was my traveling hair dryer.

aj B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone give me a logical explanation for the TSA getting paychecks with actions like this?

Pamela Blue
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're pretty much immune from prosecution. They can do what they like. Personal freedom (and rights) have been long gone where air travel is concerned.

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Slace8787
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Insulin pumper for 18 years here. There are few things in life that give me worse anxiety and anger than ignorance and incompetence experienced during TSA screening. In Nashville in 2010, I had one of many full searches thanks to my pump, which I clearly declared before going through security. I was so angry and frustrated I asked the agent why the searching was so extensive and he said, and I quote, "because apparently people with insulin pumps could blow themselves up." Although it has gotten a bit better in recent years, the process of requesting pat downs/metal detectors instead of full body scanning is still awful, too -- I have to explain over and over each time I travel that I can't go through the full body scanner as it may damage my pump/continuous monitor and also potentially void the warranty (pumps can cost thousands of dollars), and yet there always seems to be an agent who thinks they know more about my diabetes and pump safety than me. Do better, TSA.

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    #2

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Not in the USA but in France, I got stopped on the way through customs by an agent who said something fast and aggressive-sounding in French. My French isn't great, so I just looked puzzled and said I didn't understand. The guy quickly beckoned another guy over and explained to him in rapid-fire French what was going on. The second guy turned to me and said "He says your T-shirt is really cool and can you tell him where you got it?". It was a Star Wars T-shirt that I got as a birthday present, so I couldn't even tell him where it came from. Luckily, he didn't arrest me.

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    Pisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that once traveling, in a train station. The guy asked me about my tshirt (that said "I can speak wookie") and asked me to show him. So i did my best wookie impression (which is terrible btw) and we both had a big laugh. Nice guy, he cheered my morning

    Bad Mole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to a Star Wars convention in Germany and brought one of my Stormtrooper armor sets, in a big tote that had to get checked, but the helmet was in a motorcycle helmet bag I take as a carry on. The bored looking fellow at the check in counter asked what was in the tote and squealed with delight when I told him it was Stormtrooper armor. I asked if he wanted to see the helmet, he said of course he did. He checked all my bags for free. Then the TSA guy saw my Star Wars t-shirt and asked me if it pissed me off when the scene in the original Star Wars (EpIV) was changed so Greedo shot first.

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    #3

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group "Crotch anomaly". I was wearing normal joggers, nothing in my pockets. The lady behind me loudly said "yeah it's called a d**k"

    wot_in_ternation , 玄 史生 Report

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you were not copying the bassist from Spinal Tap?

    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Shearer or Monty Burns amongst other characters.

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    Anikulapo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of guys I suspect don’t wear any underwear.

    #4

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group My mom passed away unexpectedly in California. I flew out to pick up her ashes and there was a terror alert at LAX. It was unreal; the military was in the airport with what looked like machine guns. I was out of my mind with grief and drugged to the gills. I was dealing with a bad back, and had to fly from California to a small town in Virginia for the memorial service. Security was heightened and everyone was being searched. I only had a small carry on and my mom’s ashes. When I got to the TSA, the agent wanted me to open my mother’s box of ashes! I refused and insisted they x ray the box instead. It showed nothing inside ( duh- ashes) which convinced the TSA agent that it had some sort of cloaking device and was hiding a bomb. Again he insisted that I open the box that held my mom’s ashes. I was beginning to lose my s**t. I called my husband who works in nuclear power and explained what was going on. He told me to tell the TSA agent to place a coin under the box and send it through the X-ray again. He did and thank goodness he saw the coin. Otherwise I would have been arrested for assaulting a stupid TSA agent.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow.. that sounds horrible. Kudos to the husband for quick thinking, something the TSA agent was apparently lacking

    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it wasn't like this other stories i have heard.... some about how they opened the tin and spilled the ashes, then another they didn't close it tight and when the person goes back home with it, their clothes were covered in their loved ones' ashes in a suitcase that was holding it, and another that just dumped them out in the trash..... people are f****d

    Cranky Pants
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be traveling with my daughters ashes soon. The airline website states NOT to transport in an urn but inside a plastic or wooden box. Some ceramic and metal can not be scanned. Save yourself the heartache and into the policies before thinking you can jump on a plane with human cremains.

    Gina Foxley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was traveling from Hawaii to the mainland with my Mom's ashes. I had a permit issued by the state to transport the ashes in addition to a letter from the funeral home stating the plastic box contained human cremains. The woman at TSA told me that she would not accept the permit or letter and proceeded to open the box. When she was about to sift through the ashes I began screaming. When other passengers began yelling at her she stopped and handed me back the open box without any apology.

    Lousha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I've travelled a few times with pet ashes, I did some research on this beforehand and inside Europe - at least a few years ago, haven't checked lately - you had to declare if you wanted to carry human remains, including ashes. (Apparently it does not apply to pets' ashes, at least it was not mentioned anywhere and I did not have issues on either airport.)

    Lavender Moon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry for OP’s loss! But have to say I’m shocked that the TSA agent actually listened to the suggestion, especially on a high alert as they normally don’t.

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    #5

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Glass jellyfish Like those blown glass ones that are super cool at art galleries. I got pulled aside into a small room because they thought I was smuggling sea life. Was an interesting time.

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    Reese2906Hi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, we know you have the jellyfish! Don't even try to hide it!"

    Peekingsmeargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the plot of a SpongeBob episode

    #6

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I have maintained a decent beard and have a darker skin complexion for a white dude. I am "randomly" selected for a search or shoe swab every single time I fly.

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    Sareaesque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a youtuber 'The Completionist' has to shave every time he travels because without fail he gets selected for a random search every time, and the beard seems to make people more suspicious.

    Elle Turkow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, haven’t u heard of people hiding bombs and knives in their beards?! (Joke)

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    Pisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad got arrested once and detained another time because of his tan complexion and mediterranean looks. The police was looking for "a moroccan man" (that probably did nothing and were blaming because of their xenophobia) and decided to arrest him. The irony is that he was in our country, spain, and he is spanish. Many here have a lot of jewish and moorish ancestors and look very mediterranean (and good looking unlike pale me). But the police of the same country is still racist/xenophobic as f**k.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to get pulled every single time for international flights when they stopped at Florida before leaving the country because of his name. His noy too common Spanish name was similar to some criminals so he always got stopped. Eventually he added his middle name and mother's maiden name on tickets and it happened less

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, an old coworker of mine told me her husband's name was the same as one of the 9/11 hijackers', so anytime they flew, guess who always got pulled out and not only searched, but usually taken to a room for questioning. Like my dudes, the man you are scared of is dead.

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    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of an article about this muslim woman on an airplane, who, being muslim, was wearing a hijab. the flight attendants made her get off the plane because she was "suspicious". tf? literally all she was doing was sitting on the plane doing work.

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember travelling in the wake of 9/11 and my partner who, previously, was ALWAYS randomly selected for searches started being left alone. But, as OP says, from that point on they started racially profiling passengers instead..

    Carola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get pulled out nearly every time as a solo travelling white female. Must be suspicious too. Guess more checking for other stuff than explosives 😅

    Flash Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends looks very white, but has a very Arab-sounding last name (her father is Syrian). She gets stopped every single time she flies.

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might explain why my husband is always "randomly" chosen for a search. He has a full beard and looks like Stephen Spielberg. You'd think at his age (66+) they'd stop checking him.

    Claudette Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was having to fly from Canada to Jamaica, regularly for almost 3 years when my mother was unwell. The trips were usually short, 4 to 10 days max. When asked about my first trip by Canadian Customs officials I explained I had my Mum's POA I would be making frequent short trips. Never a problem. In early 2012 I had to make a detour to Philadelphia to get some signatures on some legal documents from cousins regarding jointly owned land so that I could arrange to sell the land as agreed. TSA saw all those trips to Jamaica , I told them the same thing as I had told the Canadian officials and that this was a detour for signatures. Ever since I get pulled aside for "random extra screening every time I fly into or through the USA. I used to have to travel for work 3 or 4 times a year. I retired early in 2015 Mum died in late 2013. I avoid flying to the USA. will pay extra. One they flag you you are flagged for life.

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    #7

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group They searched me when I was 18 and flying alone and said it was because my ID was only a permit. When I went to my connection airport, I told a black TSA women "Do you need to pat me down again because i Have a permit like the last airport?" She looked at me and sighed "No honey. Thats not a thing".

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    Reese2906Hi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! That is so awful! What disgusting behaviour!

    Chris B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only an assumption but I think the OP was black, implying a white person searched OP for no reason.

    Just saying
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and then the black TSA lady at the next airport realised the OP had only been pulled over because they were black, hence the world weary sigh and setting the OP straight on what the rules are.

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    AcrylicMasquerade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The detail of the fact that she sighed suggests to me that not only has she heard this before but that she knows exactly which airport the poster came from.

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the fact the TSA agent was a Black woman matters because...?

    jenjie.newt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience, had to get a full body pat down at some podunk airport because of my hair extensions. Got to Vegas and anticipating another feel up. They pretty much said the same thing, that's not a thing

    IamMe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to travel a lot as a young woman. Seemed like I always got patted down when traveling alone. The older I get, the less it happens. Funny, that.

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What relevance is the TSA woman's color in this story?

    Zenozenobee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP tag is "BlackAmericano", so I guess they are black, that the TSA who searched him were white and that the black TSA woman knows that they only search them for being black.

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    Rob Davison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a exacting list of what is allowed for ID and that wasn't on the list. Simple fact get over it.

    Ashley White
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The black part could have been omitted

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    #8

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group My niece has a teddy bear. She has had this teddy bear essentially since she was born. The doggo has bitten a hole into its belly, so we sew onto it like a lion head sticker, to keep its guts inside. One time we were on holiday visiting family, and she left it there, luckily I was staying a bit longer so I could grab it on my way back. An adult man with a teddy bear that had its guts torn open and fixed with a lion bandaid apparently looks pretty suspicious, so they shoved the poor guy into x-ray 3-4 times. She is still in ownership of the teddy bear and it is still in decent shape.

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    #9

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group My son was too tall for his age

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah. If that is a thing I'll never fly with my kids again. They both tower over their classmates

    Falcon on Dizzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too tall for my age, it's a thing!

    Rob Davison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't TSA that was the airline thinking you were trying to cheat on the price of the ticket. I've seen kids blow mom's scam at the ticket counter when they spouted off their real age when mom says that they are ___ which is young enough for a cheap or free ticket.

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    #10

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group One time my dad had a few rocks of petrified wood in a bag, and had his phone charger right next to it. They almost went DEFCON 1 and did radio people to show up and act if it went down. But they opened the bag and saw it was rocks and a charger. They told him that it looked absolutely identical to what they had been taught a bomb looked like.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend who applied for a security job at the airport told me how little time they are given per suitcase and you have to spot any item that may be dangerous, no matter in which position or state of assembly it is. It's exhausting and you're always worried you make a mistake. So I guess it's better to check one too many times than overlook something

    Linda Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TSA fails 95% of the time. It's called kabooki theater, make it look like you're doing something. Before you down vote me, here is a link quoting the 95% failure rate. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tsa-fails-95-percent-tests-homeland-security_n_7485558

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    S. Mi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother did something similar. Bought a stone chess set, that he proceeded to individually wrap in socks and line the bottom of his bag with....

    Pisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got it with... a cheese... It was wrapped in something metalic, like store tiny foil and apparently it trigged their alarms. They even asked me to open the ball to confirm that, yes, it was cheese. Fun

    basil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DEFCON 1? Jeez, I guess I'll never put my charge next to a bag of rocks next timi fly

    Beth L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends had that happen right after 9-11. Security officer: What have you got in here? Rocks? Friend: uhm yeah!

    Snowfoxrox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I travel with my service dog. I keep 2 days worth of kibble in our carryon, because luggage gets lost and she needs to eat. I learned real fast that a gallon sized zip lock full of kibble looks exactly like a whole LOT of pills lol.. Now I let them know in advance, they still wanna see it, but they don't get all freaked out about it.

    Jo Firth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a paper bag with 5 fridge magnets in it. Had to open my bag to show what they were as it just looks like a big lump of suspicion. For a change TSA were nice but I have had some other awkward situations - think a band aid on my ankle that showed up in the full body scan (flesh coloured so no-one could work out what the problem was, including me).

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    Rocks are explosive now?

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing on the x-ray of the bag they may well have looked like a bomb. It wasn't until they opened the bag they realized it was full of rocks.

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    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I had a nutcracker in my carry-on. Like a legit, festive Christmas soldier nutcracker - it was a gift for my mom's birthday (she collects them). I was only flying in for 2 days for my grandmas funeral so didn't check any luggage. They stopped me and questioned me for 30 minutes. Kept insinuating I was going to use it as a weapon.

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    Sa Ruuu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister bought a salmon bottle opener when we visited Alaska and we were stopped because it "looked like a knife" and they sarcastically asked us "well what do you think it looks like?" And we answered "like a fish". They let us pass but still refused to give it back

    Firefly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I think they do this to keep things they want or think are cool.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever something like this happens where I live they offer you to send the item to the intended address - my mother once bought a pocket knife for my mother in law and completely forgot to move it from her purse into the checked-in luggage. They sent it to my MIL, paid extra for that of course but at least we got the item back.

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of TSA doing that here in the U.S. They will allow you to make your own arrangements to ship or mail something that's not allowed on board the plane, but they're not gonna do it for you. And of course you better hope you have time to find a mailing/shipping vendor & still make your flight!

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but in fairness, in the b horror movie Santas Slay, a nutcracker was altered to shoot out chestnuts fast like a gun which helped fight the evil santa clause. So maybe they watched that movie too; it's terribly good 😊

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was OP in the cockpit with the nutcracker..

    T.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threaten the pilot to crack his nuts?

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, to beat your dumb a*s with

    Andrew Bridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? How would I use it as a weapon? What's the name on my passport, Jason Bourne?

    HalfFinnishedAustralian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mixed up firecracker and Nutcracker for a second.

    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear they are deadly against nuts.

    Fancy that
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only TSA had proper training.

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    #12

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Not TSA but at a land border crossing once they pulled us aside because they thought my partner was Trafficking me?!?!? We were the same age, same race (so racism wasn’t a factor,) and we were both dressed fairly nice (coming back from a wedding) with no obvious signs of like… distress? [Illegal substances]? Gunpoint? Nothing. They pulled us aside and grilled him on all of our relationship things like where we met and how old I am and my mom’s middle name and…?!?!??? Trying to trio him up. Then the guard hit on me?!?!?! Weeeeirdest experience.

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    Miriam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if there was an alert out for a person who looked a little like OP or who was being taken from the same area. Would have been nice if once OP & partner were in the clear this was explained to them, but if you're unprofessional and immature enough to hit on a potential trafficking victim, when you've got legal authority and possibly firearms, I have no hope for professionalism or competence

    Bad Mole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was coming home from Germany with my then-wife (different last name) and my two step sons, who had their fathers name (different from both of ours). Travelling to Europe and around three countries had been no problem, but when we were flying home they wanted to know who the boys were. We explained, and they asked for proof they were our kids. It got awkward, they thought we were trafficking kids out of the country. I finally said to the officer if they wanted the boys they could have them. They took 2 seconds, then stamped all four passports and wished us a happy trip home. Things only a parent would say...

    Andrés González
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same happened to me when coming home to introduce my Asian, younger than me, girlfriend to my Latin American parents. Thanks Trump...

    M.T. Noah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact the guard hit on her is why they were stopped. this is why i really really don't trust people in authority. too many of them get into it so they can get their own way.

    Norm Gilmore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They pulled him aside and grilled him on all of our relationship things like where we met" etc. Honestly, I cant remember the middle names of my own family let alone those who have come into it through relationships...

    Rob Davison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say that they saw signs that they are told to look for to detect human trafficking. Acting a bit controlling, not letting you out of his reach, possibly him having both ids, him doing the speaking for you. .

    Bec
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    3 years ago

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    better safe than sorry

    Party Poison (They/She)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not. That was definitely not okay! Especially the guard trying to hit on them!

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    #13

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I had a sample size (0.1oz) bottle of perfume in my book bag. They confiscated it in Detroit without explanation. I got to Germany and they discovered a full size pair of scissors in the front pocket of that same book bag. I wasn’t aware it was there. Both I, and American security, had missed the scissors. German security was much more polite over confiscating the scissors than American was over the perfume.

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    Hell’s Angle’s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German tsa is a lot nicer than American, I had a stroller, and it was covered in grey dust, which they thought was gunpowder ( it was the paint flaking off) and a dude just explained why they were holding me up, and I got to sit in a comfy chair for like 5 minutes while they analyzed it. Best security I've ever had at an airport. Worst, New Jersey

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Jersey is ALWAYS the worst. TSA at Newark has openly stolen things from us before, multiple times, including an iPad, a London Fog coat, and an entire bag. Report it, and "there's nothing we can do." It's separate from the airport, so they won't do anything, either. People suck.

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    the fallen soufflé
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Atlanta and the tsa is freaking aggressive. When I was 14 I didn’t have any form of identification because I didn’t have a license or even permit yet (driving) and they questioned me at the booth as to whether or not I was the age I said 🙄 they thought I was older and trying to blend in with the rest of my group; we were traveling as a sports team. Another time I brought scissors in my bag because I needed to work on a school project and I checked first they were regulation size. The bag was pulled aside and they threw them out anyway… I know it’s a stressful job though, and I respect the importance of it

    Freya the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I flew I had printed my boarding pass from the I turned. The TSA creature - who had a sh***y attitude, and was champing gum like a demented cow - wouldn't accept it. She was really nasty, saying "This is Homeland Security!" I had to go reprint my boarding pass at a kiosk. I haven't flown since.

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    Amy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband flew from Atlanta to Chicago with a Craftsman multi-tool (big knife, scissors, etc) he forgot was in a backpack he rarely uses. No one noticed it until he went through security in Chicago on the way back.

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my story goes the other way round - flew from Germany to the US and my ex husband had forgotten a screwdriver in his carry on. They only found it on the way back

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first plane trip was domestic, from Melbourne to Brisbane. No problems on the way there, but on the way home they found a pair of scissors in my pencil case and confiscated them. My mum complained because she would now have to buy me new scissors for school. I was just confused because they hadn't been picked up on the first flight and I had forgotten I even had them.

    Lisa Owen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got lucky . They are extremely pushy and rude at Frankfurt airport. They swab me for explosives, claw through my bags like fiends. Once they kept my hair straightener, swore it was a weapon !

    Theo Blackwood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve gotten through German TSA with knitting needles, numerous times.

    zububonsai
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    3 years ago

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    "I put an unknown fluid and a pointy and sharp thing that easily can be used as a weapon in my bag and tried to play dumb and forgetful but security in both airports did their jobs well." -There, I fixed it for you. 🙄

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    #14

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Got pulled to the side at Fort Myers airport. One TSA guy with gloves, two TSA guys standing right behind me. Officer says, is there anything you want to tell me before I open this bag? I am horribly confused. Wrapped right on top between a few t-shirts is an large Avocado. TSA guy starts laughing. I love Avocados, my 76 yo father has a tree in his yard... he slipped one in my bag before leaving. Apparently it doesn't look the best going through the x-ray machine, they thought it may be a home-made bomb or grenade.

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🥑Avocados from Mex-i-co🥑🎶

    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow - hilarious and totally innocent - but - don’t slip things into loved ones luggage. A letter or magazine maybe but geeze.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was living abroad, I'd smuggle back avocados regularly. My international friends who were used to under-ripe months-old avocados shipped in from, like, Indonesia were blown away to discover that a fresh Hass avocado picked from a tree in CA has actual flavor.

    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know there were any avacodo trees in Canada...;) lol

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    Julius Dias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I've seen my hometown mentioned

    #15

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Tampon showed up on the body scan thingy and I had to have my crotch patted down

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as if being on your period wasn't annoying enough..

    Blobban
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games until the tsa agent gets blood on his hands

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    Leslie Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have endo, and until I had a hysterectomy, i constantly had pat downs after the x-ray/scanner because the cysts and fibroids showed up as hotspots or packets, as if I was smuggling.

    T Lee Mac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go through the land crossing in Niagara Falls with family the guard asked us if anyone was being treated for cancer. My mother was. The radiation from her treatments showed in the scanners cars drive between. It was handled very well by USBP. I cross often by car and never have an issue. The couple times I’ve flown hubby and I go through a shorter and faster process because we have Nexus cards (trusted traveller program).

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    Robin Virga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who's bra set off the metal detectors every time we went through one when we were traveling internationally. By the end of the trip she was just walking up to security and having them wand her immediately.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even wear a bra when I travel any more. I'm sick of TSA agents getting further with me than my husband did on our first four dates.

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    Nicole Holt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always worried that I might be on my period during a time I have to fly.

    HeatherDPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently a roll of toilet paper in a back pack is suspicious too!

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    #16

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Arranging my two laptops and a tablet after taking them out of my bag for faster / easier scanning. I got yelled at and detained because I have Pre-Check. It took demanding for the scanning agent to join the conversation before I was allowed to leave. Had I left them all in the bag, I would have gotten stopped for secondary screening. The TSA is so damn frustrating. They serve no useful purpose except to provide security theater. They miss well over 90% of what they are tested against.

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    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was actually told by a checker (in Canada) that despite it being legally required, they did not have to check something she had in her luggage. (She works for Transport Canada.) She was shocked, let the checker know he was indeed legally required to do so. Of the three or so times it happened over a year's time, at least two of the checkers were let go with prejudice... -- In a similar vein, my mother and & I flew domestic into Pearson International a few years ago. She had a half empty pot of Nivea face cream in her carry on (no checked luggage, we were in town less than 30 hours). No problems on the inbound flight. Outbound flight, the pot was confiscated because it's volume was more than the maximum permitted for fluids (technically, even half empty, the remaining face cream exceeded that limit).

    JP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-Check means you do not take laptops out of the bag. You keep your shoes on. You keep your belt on. You don't have to have only 3oz of liquid and in a separate clear plastic bag. That's what Pre-Check means. You've been pre-checked and are cleared. Don't slow up the Pre-Check line by acting like you're in the regular cattle yard.

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the explanation. I have a Nexus card and that helps in line a lot.

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    Teresa Lewis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have Pre-Check and left everything in. I also got a secondary screening. Makes absolutely no sense to me.

    Joey David
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile they catch the dumbest stuff. I wasn't allowed to bring my Swiss army tool replica on because it had a "dangerous" knife. It was only $50, but I wasn't willing to throw it away or ship it back because the USB key on it had files I needed, and I guess I kind of wanted to make a point after they missed my lighter I voluntarily offered up. So I put the blade (which I later found out on the TSA website was within guidelines) on my palm. The agent said "wait!" as I calmly broke the knife off and then handed it to him to throw away. He seemed a little embarrassed. I guess they saved the flight from me breaking it on the cockpit door instead, though.

    Darla Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I don’t like flying. Being groped by tsa Is not on my bucket list of things to do before I expire from life.

    Gary Davidson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it the most enjoyable part of any trip! "A little more to the left, please! Ahhh, yeah, that's it!" LOL!

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    #17

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group When I was a kid, I had a broken arm and they needed to inspect my cast… cut a piece off of it and put it in some sort of machine. Also, my dad and oldest brother’s names popped up on the do not fly list because of men with the same name being a part of the IRA. For years when ever my dad and oldest brother went to fly they had to bring all sorts of ID with them to prove that they aren’t the same dudes.

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    Zoe's Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasoning for cutting off the cast was to check it for heroine. The smugglers are getting more and more creative.

    Kate
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heroine is a female hero. They might've been checking for heroin, but most likely they needed to screen for cocaine. Because drug smugglers literally have used ploys like that to smuggle cocaine.

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had to fly out of Grand Rapids MI while recovering from a massive surgery. I had a big bandage from my chest to my crotch and a band to keep it tight. They made me take the whole thing off, and then apologized profusely as now i had to run to catch my flight. Miserable.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time my dad has to get a new police check it is delayed for weeks because there is someone with the same name wanted for fraud or something in a couple of states.

    Nicely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Pam would say, "cocaiiiiiine!!"

    #18

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group When the Andrew Garfield Spiderman's first came out they did some amazing merch for them. My Stepdad is a HUGE Spidey fan, so I picked him up the corniest Spiderman film merch when in the US, one of those being like a whirling cement truck thing? It was a big tonka sized thing and the only bag it would fit in was my carry-on. They stopped me and said "Is that a spiderman toy?" and I took it out and showed them. They said it was the best thing they'd seen all day.

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great! Although personally, my favorite Spiderman is Tom Holland🕷️❤️

    Christina Dutta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband brought a cricket bat for our son-in-law, into America. The security people loved it and spent a while waving it around.

    #19

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group My friend worked for the TSA. I was at my local airport and saw him while on line. I waved and he looked over. He says something to another agent and when I get to front of the line I get pulled over for extra searching. I never talked to that guy again

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    Sent From The Slytherin House
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he said something like "my friend is packin" and he misread

    manowce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he did that to be safe? since you clearly indicated that you know him and that might have looked suspicious to some people?

    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never talked to him again because he played a prank on you? Come on...grow some thicker skin that's sad.

    Coffee panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people get drunk with power even when they have just a little bit authority

    Aisling Raye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would for sure do this as a joke if I was TSA and saw a friend in the line. Maybe they were just having a laugh?

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a friend thinks that kind of stress and delay is "a laugh," I'd never talk to them again, either.

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    #20

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Not TSA but the land border, they detected nuclear material. It was because another passenger in my car had some heart surgery or something where they used radioactive material, and apparently it could still be detected. Border patrol pretty much knew what it was but had to check anyway.

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    Mickard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I had a cardiac stress test, which involves a radionuclide (usually thallium or technetium) they inject through an IV. Somewhere along the way the IV got disconnected, and the fluid leaked onto the floor and the treadmill. The hospital had to shut down the entire testing room to be sanitized. The cardiologist was royally pissed off. I was a fire fighter who was in charge of hazmat, and my dad dealt with hazmat in his career, so in some ways it gave me a chuckle

    Pudgy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cardiac stress test two days prior to going to the US via car. I was given a letter to present to the border guards if they asked about it. We were about six cars back from the crossing when guard approached our vehicle and asked about radioactive materials. In spite of my letter, I was hauled into the building and held for approximately one hour while waiting for someone with a Geiger counter to check me over. In the interim, they ransacked our vehicle from top to bottom. Old guy with the Geiger counter says “Damn, lady, you are hot.” I said “thanks my husband thinks so, too.”

    Olga Pen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why in Radiation Oncology we give patients little cards that can be presented at the airport to explain the detected radiation is from a medical procedure.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had a pin in his leg from a motorcycle accident that set off alarm detectors everywhere. Specially the airport. But they'd use a wand to check him.that was pre 9/11. Think the machines can differentiate now

    B.Nelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pacemakers use radioactive material as a battery.

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    #21

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Last name is AHMED

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    Paul V Fleming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just sad to be pulled aside for that.

    Jai Bar
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sad. However, considering that four out of nineteen 9/11 hijackers were Ahmeds, perhaps it is understandable By the way, I also get pulled aside quite often due to a combination of my name and ne being too lazy to shave.

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    Rahmad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong I got some kind of arabic name too

    Snowfoxrox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was an Abraham I was selected for every extra little check..Post Divorce? I'm invisible!!

    #22

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I'm 6'4", broad shouldered, and bald. I don't even know who is doing the stopping, because I don't give a s**t at this point, but I have never successfully made it through an airport without being pulled aside to have my s**t searched through, even when all I pack is clothes. I bake in the extra 30 minutes into any flight itinerary I have for this exact reason.

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    Pisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have bad luck. My partner is 1.70m and doesnt look threatening at all and he always gets randomly selected to inspect him. Its a joke by now for us because of how often it happens.

    aj B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I kind of want them to open a third "f**k it search my bag" line, no x ray fiddly nonsense, just a line where you hand everything to the agents and they do the search they're going to do anyway. Be interesting to see how many people would choose it.

    Lisa Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am short, overweight, red headed, middle-aged women - and I get called out everytime. Every. Single. Time I fly.

    Felix Feline
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tall, blond, WASPy name, and it never fails to happen to me. I must look like so9me sort of international terrorist.

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    LynzCatastrophe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every family trip with my dad. My mom, my sister and I are all fair skinned. My dad is a big bear of a man with resting b***h face (sorry dad) and darker skin. He's one of the gentlest people I've ever known and is actually rather shy. He also has breathing problems and always takes his equipment as a carry on, never checked under the plane. Yet he's always pulled aside by TSA, while us girls are left alone. Most of the time it was just typical "profiling" type c**p, but my sister and I were asked multiple times one time if we were OK, if we needed help. They wanted to know if my dad was trafficking us. I normally am polite but I was rather angry towards them that time. My dad has started to hate traveling.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been selected for random searches. I only ever get the regular treatment..

    #23

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I have bad knees and occasionally bring a cane with me when I travel. I have one called a hurry-cane, basically a full size cane that folds into three for easy packing. TSA requires me to still walk through w/o the cane if possible, so I had folded it up and laid it on my checked luggage for the xray. This obviously new TSA agent has me pulled aside to wait for a supervisor because he said that he is familiar with it and it was a kind of weapon that his character uses in a video game. Was convinced I was trying to hide it as a cane, but that I was openly carrying a Chinese martial arts weapon. Took all of two seconds once the supervisor connected the cane to make the kid realize he was wrong. But had me chuckling. Another trip but same airport, I was pulled aside because they said the xray showed something suspicious in my carry-on. Emptied the whole bag, opened all zippers and checked all pockets, patted down each pocket, checked seams for hidden pockets, etc. then had me repack everything. Not a word was said to me about what they thought they saw. Return trip, at the other airport, pulled over by TSA for exact same reason. Found nothing again. Haven't used that carry-on since. I'm guessing it's just something weird looking in the frame, but isn't worth the hassle.

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    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thing with the cane. They said they needed to xray it and could I go through the machine without it. I could, but wondered what they do for those who can't.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have mobility issues, and am dealing with this, too. TSA is ABYSMAL. No, sir/ma'am, I can't physically move that fast, and yelling at me does not help matters. If you literally see me struggling with two bags and a f*****g CANE, demanding I "hurry up" is just an a*****e move. I'm glad this poster mentioned this, because I was just about to get a folding cane to carry with me.

    #24

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Actually pre-TSA days. Had a s***ty laptop that had a dead battery so I just plugged it in when I used it. Whatever. Security didn't believe it was a laptop. Told me I had to turn it on to prove it. Of course the battery was dead. Had to search for a power outlet. Sitting on the floor booting my s**t laptop while security hovers over me.

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    Johan van Luijn-Hermans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the same thing way back when tablets were new. The officier actually never seen a (non ipad) tablet, but the damn thing died during my holiday, no way to power it on anymore. Had to look up the device online and show pictures of me using it (luckily we had 2) before they believed that it was just a harmless broken tablet device.

    RP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why there are signs saying that your electronics have to be charged before going through security nowadays

    #25

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group My then-two month old was flagged by TSA in 2003. They took one look and realized the only bomb was in his diaper. The same season, his grandfather was subject to additional screening. They had the exact same Irish name: first, middle, and last. I surmised that there might have been an IRA person on an interpol list or something with the same name.

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    Patsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they at least offer to "take care of" the "bomb"?

    Wandaluzt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you talking to? It was posted on Reddit not here.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes - can't forget the infamous Diaper Bomb incident. 😄

    just me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "reason" instead of "season" at first and felt horrible for grandad.

    Peg Gy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t they check/compare dates of birth? Mugshots even? Smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

    #26

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Pulled me aside after my backpack went through the scanner. I was just sitting there while they searched every pocket four times, running it back through the scanner in between each one. Every time they didn’t find anything they’d bring more people over. At that point I was starting to get nervous and asked what they were looking for. Guy number 5 searching my bag looks at me and says super accusingly, “we’re looking for the butterfly knife you have hidden in there,” to which I just laughed since butterfly knives are for edgy 14 year olds. I insisted I didn’t have one, they didn’t believe me. Eventually they found the “knife” it was an old mini-stapler that I had forgotten in there from when I was in school. They seemed embarrassed enough that I just left before they could come up with an excuse to take it out on me.

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    Beth L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar issue with a harmonica. The cheap ones have metal reeds, which is apparently suspicious.

    #27

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group My friend spent most of a day being checked out/questioned because he has the same first, middle, and last name (all common American names) of a guy who allegedly went to the Middle East to join ISIS.

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Smiths all over the world crying at this one

    Rob Davison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your name is John Adams you had best have every form of Id you own with you.

    Virginia Lopez Grandjean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a few years every time I came back from abroad they stopped me at airport security because a woman who was wanted by the Interpol had my exact name and first last name (luckily I have two last names).

    Ines Olabarria-Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine has the same name as a big narco.

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    3 years ago

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    #28

    It wasn't weird but it was a weird situation. I was flying back from Australia after my working holiday visa ended - just left my fiance. the food poisoning hit riiiight as we were de-boarding to go through customs. first bathroom felt like a mile away. made it in time. went through customs, had to go back through security. absolutely dripping sweat. My shirt had soaked through within minutes. They swabbed my sweaty lower back, my bag, etc. obviously it was fine but I was desperately trying not to puke or s**t myself. i had a six hour layover to my final destination, spent most of sitting near a trash can just to lean over and puke. Terrible trip all around.

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    Wandaluzt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go tell them that on Reddit where they posted it.

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    Flash Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being sick while traveling is THE WORST.

    Megan Romero-Herman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got pulled aside to get a weird drug swab because I had not slept and had been crying an apparently I looked high! Was so weird

    Sheldon Yee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been sick while travelling before, and I'm really glad something like that happened to me. Not that I really would have cared, because I wasn't really conscious.

    Michiel VanDiemen de Jel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweats and shakes are also signs of drug withdrawal.. junkies do stupid things for drugs… and they often get used as mules..

    #29

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I had a razor in my bag. Like old school razor with a two sided blade deal. They made me take the blade out... But didn't care about the 50 pack of blades that was right there

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    Bad Mole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a travel shaving brush, the brush goes into the handle for travel. Found out the first time I travelled with it that on x-ray, from the side, it looks exactly like a handgun magazine.

    Jill Hojnacki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you alerted the company. Seems like quite the design flaw in something designed for easier travel.

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    Erin Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing just happened to me a few weeks ago. Going through Boston Logan airport and it wasnt flagged. But coming back through Richmond airport and the lady took the blade out of the handle and the little pack of extra blades I had. As she was doing ti she paused for a second and asked if I would prefer to check my bag instead? I asked her why would anyone check a $60 bag for less than a dollar's worth of blades? She said it didnt make any sense but some people do. We both laughed.

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For hand luggage I can inderstand it..

    #30

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Got held back for 20 mins, on the depart and return, because I had magic decks in my bag. It apparently sets off something like crazy, they had to swab between EVERY single card for multiple 100 card decks. I check them now when I can.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an old West folk tale about a guy who escaped from prison in the 1800s by using playing cards that were printed with gunpowder. Apparently he put them in the lock lit them and blew himself out of his cell. I believe it was fake

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allegedly this is something along similar lines to what may have happened to the Birmingham 6, some were playing cards and one of the chemicals in the cards coating is same/similar to chemical in explosives..

    aj B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh good I'm not the only one who had this occur then. Thankfully they weren't that thorough when I got hit with this, they pulled out the boxes saw they were magic cards and said to move along.

    Neill Powell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR Tambo Airport. Look there is no "TSA", but there are tons of scanners and mean-looking security with assault rifles everywhere. It feels more like a military airport than a civilian one. All my carry-on checks through perfectly at this massive high-tech airport. Upon returning we boarded at a partially-constructed teeny-tiny Airport, and Lo and behold they pick a small utility knife i kelp in my laptop bag. avoiding the now necessary police paperwork and the destruction document, i asked if i could rather just give it to the airport-lounge-barman, who used it earlier. They happily obliged.

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    #31

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group A company I did some contract work for in a different state was giving away a free monitor arm. I was stoked, put it in my bag, and didn’t think anything of it. I later moved it to my carry-on, and as I was going through security, TSA pulled me aside saying, “uhh, we need to look in your bag.” I thought that was weird, but whatever. I happened to get a glance at the X-ray that came up, and I knew the F-up right away. The monitor arm contorted in a way that the scan looked like a small rifle. I chuckled a bit and explained to the agent what it was. When the TSA lady saw it she had the biggest sigh of relief (I’m lucky she was a good sport about it). I wanted to take a photo of the X-ray, but she said I wasn’t allowed to :(

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    #32

    Not the TSA or me, but friend got pulled aside to be questioned when he flew back to our home city after moving to England. Customs questioned him about why he had an suitcase with nothing more than a large rectangle solid object in it. When he opened it there was a series of kids books and nothing else, no clothes or anything, thus he was then questioned about why he didn't have any clothes. Had to explain that all his clothes were in storage and he had come back to collect/sell everything and the books were for a friends kid.

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    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a prof/writer, and travel a lot for conferences. This usually involves bringing a bunch of books, and I get stopped all. the. time. by TSA. Yes, I "always carry this many books." Telling me you think it's weird or unnecessary just makes you look like a judgmental jackhole, though, TSA Person, and it also makes me think very unkind things about the lack of intelligence in TSA agents.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF that's kind of weird

    #33

    2 stories. 1.) they stopped me because I had a box of matches in my suitcase. Except there were no matches, it was an empty box. They thought I was attempting to smuggle something coz who has an empty box of matches but nope, just empty. 2.) kinda opposite to the original question, but I’m an 80s kid at heart and often wear bullet belts as fashion. This, surprisingly, did not get me stopped and searched at an airport, despite my belt being actual, non-live but equally real ammunition. Very strange.

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time my checked-bag has ever been searched was coming back from New Mexico where I had purchased several pounds of chile powder direct from the processor (super fresh, super potent). Out of a desire to prevent those bags from exploding and ruining all my clothes (and wasting chile powder) I packed them into an air-tight steel ammunition can. I did cover it with markings about containing chile powder, but I would have been flabbergasted if they HADN'T searched my bag.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't have lighters, you can have matches

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously you were smuggling match boxes as part of a high stakes international match -box smuggling ring

    #34

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group Random check when… i was the only person in line

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it would have been weird if they picked the other guy, the one that wasn't there.

    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Guard #1 looked at Guard #2, and said, "Hey, Frank... We haven't checked anyone all week. What say we do a random on the next person to come along?" -- Guard #2 "Aright!" -- You, come by 3 hours later -- Sir, you have been randomly selected for extra screening..."

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there, again, today. I wish, I wish, he'd go away.

    #35

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I had a brand new, unopened bag of seasoned salt that I bought in Hawaii. They made me open it so they could make sure it wasn’t [illegal substances]. Also, I have big curly hair and they always stop me to pat my head down.

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    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my hair in a ponytail for this reason: it's easier to smuggle [illegal substances]

    Sue Wade-Walters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have learned (watching "To Catch a Smuggler" on NatGeo) that cartels can make any kind of package look like it's unopened, sealed from the factory, etc. to conceal illicit substances. Even bottles of liquids, that have just enough liquid around the sealed inner package to make it look legit, can be liquid ketamine or a package of powder. It's pretty astonishing.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always make me take my hair down, or pat it.

    #36

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group I had a ceramic cat ring holder that was part of my sister’s Christmas present. I’m flying from a state where weed is legal so I guess it looked like a pipe in the x-ray? Dude laughed when he pulled it out.

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    #37

    My sister gave me some candy for the flight. It was bulk candy, so she put it in resealable plastic bags. They probably suspected they were [illegal substances]. I just stood there calmly as I watched them examine each bag, knowing I was totally in the clear. Everything checked out okay and I was on my way without incident. My sister apologized and didn't think about how something so mundane would trigger suspicions, but she understood why the TSA people had to check it out. I told her everything was okay; it was an easy oversight and she said she would try a different way to take candy on board next time.

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    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? [illegal substances]??! Do you mean DRUGS because that's LITERALLY WHAT THEYRE CALLED

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to travel with some pre-packed high-protein snacks, and I swear, they spend more time freaking out about my little container of carrots and peanut butter than any kind of real threat. What do they think I'm going to do with a tablespoonful of peanut butter?

    #38

    30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group There was a rock in one of my army bags leaving Hawaii.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    legit question, I'm not American: is that because you are not allowed to take rocks from Hawaii? I know that Turkiye, Greece and other countries are very strict about rocks, sand and certain types of shells as well

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT take rocks from Hawaii. Pele put them there, and she doesn't like when people take stuff. Dunno if it's illegal, but it's never a good idea to p**s off a volcano goddess.

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    Gelsomino Pasqualino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking volcanic rocks from Hawaii is considered very bad luck there as it insults the volcano god Pele.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    <--- My brothers learned this the hard way. It actually *curled their hair!*

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    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to ask my geology professor BIL whether he's had this problem.

    Guile main
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a big geode kind of rock with me, and security had to search my bag. They found it, looked at me, and said " we found a big rock in your bag." I was just scared they were going to take it, me being like 8 at the time, but they didn't but I remember how the the man just told me the most obvious thing ever