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If you've ever traveled abroad as an American, the chances are you know how it feels to be detected as one. It’s not that we hide it (in fact, we are prouder than anything else!) but sometimes you just wish you could blend in with the rest of the crowd and feel what it’s like to be treated as a local.

And all it takes is to step foot inside, for example, a “bar” in Italy and order a beer on tap, or worse, a cappuccino after 12, and here you've earned a bunch of eyerolls with a solid “where in America are you from?” But in order to find out what really gives Americans away in an instant, we have to look at what non-Americans have to say about their radars themselves.

So below we collected some of the most interesting responses to “How do you spot an American tourist ‘from a mile away’?” on “AskReddit” and wow, this is kinda weirdly specific.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Americans are very loud, I swear you have loudhailers hidden in your clothes somewhere.

Over 40, the tourists tend to be more on the very overweight side, but the women still wear yoga pants and the men always have a combination of button up shirts and loose fitting cargo shorts. And both men and women wear baseball caps and Oakley's or sunglasses similar to that style; with white trainers.

Under 40, you're very friendly, in a way that's both endearing and creepy. When we chat I feel like I'm being indoctrinated into a cult.

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Leah Person
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m American and I really cannot stand how loud most people are here. I have a quiet voice and it’s considered some kind of a fault by some. It’s actually really stressful.

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Christine Ladyman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm English and workers in NY for a number of years... my boss told me I must be maladjusted to talk so softly! I told him no, we simply don't talk as if the other person is across the street where I come from.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A person can be outgoing and friendly, and have a real love of people, and it doesn't have to be that they are fake. If it's going to get me down voted then so be it, but I'll take a loud, friendly person over somebody who'd give you the impression that they are stuck up and constantly judging you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In africa we generally greet people and ask after them, plus we generally talk loud, so we don't mind it.

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Christopher Brenna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, the thing is that Americans that aren't like this description at all are the ones you probably don't notice?

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Dasha Slepenkina
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a theory about this. The US in general is SO loud. Want to go to a store? Prepare to be met with blaring music from the speakers. Pulling into a mall parking lot? You guessed it - blaring music from speakers. Sitting down for a meal at a restaurant? Maybe not blaring... but still music playing constantly. Want to go to a pub? Forget having a conversation - you're lucky if you aren't deaf by the end of the night. I now live in Europe, and I kid you not, every single time I come back to the U.S. I have to adjust to the level of noise. The first few days are actively difficult for me because I'm so used to having little background noise when I communicate with others, and I struggle to pick up what people are saying. The U.S. is just LOUD, so I think people turn up the volume of their voice and over time, it becomes a habit. I've also noticed that Americans who live abroad for a while usually dial back the volume as they adapt.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's true, the Americans are a friendly bunch. We Europeans are not used to this as we are "standoffish".

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RandomBeing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This gives me anxiety about visiting europe because if you think the average american is loud wait till you meet me I really struggle with volume control.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg lol, now i want to follow on your travel adventures on youtube or something

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Sjoerd Kselik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm Dutch and agree with this on some level. If they cba to learn a little bit of the language or atleast try to be nice, these people try to talk Dutch to like store owners, getting gradually louder and talking increasingly slower, as if that will make people understand your language...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American, we recognize other Americans that fit this description and avoid them like the plague. This is a noticeable stereotype even in America and I'd say the majority of us are not like that.

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Juan Alcorta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is, you know they´re Europeans ´cause they´re so skinny! (except British though)

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Elizabeth KV
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are actually a few studies on the "loudness of Americans." Quite interesting. One of the proposed theories is that cultures that develop with a lot of space create loud people (US, Canada, Australia, parts of South America). Because houses are larger and farther apart, restaurants are bigger and people are more spread apart, offices are larger - people have to speak up louder to hear each other. Places that are more crowded (Western Europe, Japan, Korea, Hawaii, many Asian cities), create quieter people. This is because people are physically closer together so they don't need to be quite so loud.

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Mindy Keys
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quiet underweight American here. Everyone either asks me to speak up or inquires as to "what is wrong" with me. As if speaking softly or not eating a massive sized portion of food implies some sort of illness or defect. Bless.

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Sarah Macrabbit
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Americans are loud, Aussies are louder, Irish, British, Latino folks... I wouldn't say this remotely an American only thing. Barely enough to be a ringer.

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Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

which cult? the cult of the 39-but-still-not-40-year-old lamb? i am still learning what a cult is.

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Abby Harrison
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

which is why, I alway wear my ear buds out in puplic. to drown out the sound.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live alone with a very quiet cat. When I get out in public I need headphones! Every one seems so loud. In a bar or restaurant, they turn up the music so it can be heard, then people talk louder to hear their conversation, lather, rinse, repeat. I always end up with a headache by the time I get home.

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Gunhild Drage
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some Americans sound like seagulls, all shouting at each other and other people without stopping to listen.

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Cydney Golden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the loudness is due to shouting over the loud music in bars and restaurants.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

theres a guy in my town who i think mustve recently moved to the uk from ohio. i know hes from ohio because after observing tomatoes he went about it for 20 minutes. nice dude but having lived in the uk for so long i forgot people actually talk to each other. it was weird.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When in Rome, do as the Romans do - best thing I have learned from my well traveled dad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m Puerto Rican, I’m not comfortable dressing like this unless I’m grabbing milk from the corner store in an empty area or dropping my kids at the curb if their school and going back home

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am an American. My mother was born in Italy and entered through Ellis Island. I feel very close to my Italian heritage.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me wonder how many of us are actually completely under the radar in Europe. I'm an American and was mistaken as a local French person by Americans when I visited. It was pretty funny. Even I knew their French was atrocious.

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Ryan Lekan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you seen Chinese tourists? Have you weighed me or seen what I wear?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American who has traveled a lot, the whole "too loud" thing is really subjective. I would say hands down we are hardly the loudest. However, because we are foreigners we may not know all the rules. It's not that we are LOUDER, it's just we don't realize when it's inappropriate to talk. For instance, if you talk in a normal voice on the subway in London, that's too loud because the expectation is NO talking on the subway. Even when we whispered to each other we were getting death glares. When we got off the subway all you heard was the footsteps echoing off the tunnels and an occasional female monotone announcement. Too me, it was odd. But when we got to a pub it way louder then any bar I've ever been to in the USA. Or when we were walking around London at night, there wa so much shouting. I can give examples like this throughout Europe. In museums and art exhibits, EVERYONE was guilty of bad behavior lol Locals , tourists, adults , children, it didn't matter, there were all rude

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never noticed the loud thing on a general basis. I've learned hats with brims are great things for keeping the sun out of your eyes, and in defense of baseball caps (or Tesla caps), they're light and cool.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on a flight from Miami to New Orleans two weeks ago and a German tourist seated behind me asked me and my seatmate to not talk so loudly because he was trying to sleep. Get some earplugs or ear buds, buddy.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom is in her 50’s and completely fit, but dad not so much though…

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most Europeans do not appreciate the fake friendliness. We're strangers to each other, why are you treating me like I'm your brother you haven't seen in 15 years?

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Martha Meyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No reason to keep harping on this cultural difference. I'd prefer inexplicable friendliness to a grumpy, rude person.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely known and American UStatesmen to chat. They speak loudly enough that everyone in the supermarket/on the bus can hear them, and they either lecture you or interrogate you.

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Jessica Macklemoore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. When I travelled to Germany, England, Denmark and Amsterdam, I didnt dress, look or act any of these ways but I agree many Americans do, are annoying and easy to spot but how would u even kno how many As there really are walking around if most of us werent this way? These are just the people who stand out. Most Americans coukd be the opposite of this when they travel and no 1 would kno since they can't spot them so how could u possibly say Americans in general are easy 2 pick out when traveling? But yea chances are people will kno ur from America based on u speaking English wit an American accent or speaking their language with an Am. accent so unless u just dont speak, u can't avoid being known as an American or blend in even if you do none of the things listed here and arent overweight, so you cant use that 2 back up ur claim. And I know plenty of people who travel abroad and purposely dont want ppl 2 kno theyre American, we arent all overly patriotic.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This exactly! There must be some kind of standard tourist kit they give out to Americans along with their passport. White slouch socks with the white trainers are a favorite, and don't forget the f***y pack.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away The way they dress. For some reason Americans abroad dress like they're doing some hard core exploring in the Amazon...even when they're just visiting a European city.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the thrilling and dangerous urban jungle of an European metropolis - beware of the bike lane

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away "Hey oh you're [Irish/Scottish/Italian/etc]! I'm [same] too!"

"Oh really? Whereabouts you from?"

"California. My great great great grandpappy was from here though!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are so proud of your country, why do you still mention the origins of your ancestors?Sounds like a European saying he's a Celtic, a Roman or a Viking... (even if it was cool, tho)

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Amazed by things which are more than 200 years old, presumably because they don't have many things that old in the USA.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in Australia. We once went to a “historic” attraction that people were really fawning over. It was from the 1950s, my mum is older than it 😆

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Saying “hi, how are you?” to the barista, servers, retail workers. My country doesn’t quite have that culture so I find it really sweet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like Americans don't expect a answer when they say "Hi, how are you?

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away when they cross the street, they expect cars to stop for them. in my country, the cars will run you down without thinking twice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Netherlands pedestrians are legally protected into the extreme. If a driver collides with a pedestrians, the driver is always 100% at fault and liable. But even here pedestrians wait till it's safe to cross the street.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away When they introduce themselves they never say they're from America: mostly the state/city they're from.

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I remember I was a small kid in Tijuana. They were typically a lot more good looking than the local population. The girls were hot as hell. The Marines that would come around from San Diego looked like superheroes and made these other guys look like sh*t.

We'd get European tourists as well but the American ones looked bigger and kind of stronger. Especially the military guys, like something out of these Marvel comics, at least the ones in their twenties.

All buff, tall, etc.

The military tourists were always very friendly to me and made me want to be like them when I grew up, which is why I'm going to enlist in the USMC a few years after college, haha.

Very friendly, generous people, very funny too.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They complain that the portions at restaurants are too small.

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You can hear them in museums when everyone else is extra silent.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away In my experience, any combination of the following:

white socks
wearing a sun visor
Talking incredibly loud
Their phone will be on a belt loop
American teenagers are usually better at blending in however, so the trick with these guys is to wait until you're in a restaurant, at which point they'll make their presence known by complaining about the local food.

In terms of positives however, I find most American tourists are incredibly friendly and sociable, they usually have no problem talking to strangers and striking up a pleasant conversation, something we Europeans never do with each other (this is also another "tell", but it's one we should adopt).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In South Europe we do have pleasant conversations with total strangers. Not all Europeans behave the same way.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away The absolute fearlessness of asking anyone on the street about anything

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Expecting everyone to speak English and/or not wanting to learn the local language.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember I was at the French border (Back when we had to stop and show our passport) and a car in front of us was at the checkpoint. A woman yeeted herself out of the car screaming "I don't need a passport, I'm American".

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They always look cheerful and are constantly smiling and seeming happy. Tourists from other places look more neutral or even unhappy.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can you travel to another place and not be happy??? I'm with the Americans on this one!

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They get over-excited over very ordinary events and say things like “OMG look that grass how green it is!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find this very endearing to be honest. It's how children react and how we should all react in my opinion :)

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They wear white socks pulled all the way up.

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I always felt embarrassingly underdressed when traveling in Europe.

On the flip side, as a native Arizonan I can always spot the European/English tourist because they will be bright red.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Many of the things we say loudly, includes many irrelevant details. In Israel, no one gives a f*ck about irrelevant details. “Yes” or “no” answers are of high value in middle eastern culture; but in American culture we like to tell you all about why something is or that our daughter got married last year or our cat has diabetes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t know yes/no answers had high value in Middle Eastern culture. Interesting!

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They’re looking for a store open at like 11pm. Even if in most European countries stores close at like 7-8 pm

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American: "Can you imagine not being able to buy a microwave at 3 AM?" European: "Yes."

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Americans think the world impressed by their city. No one cares that you’re from Las Vegas

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Tipping. Americans will try to tip everyone, even in countries where tipping isn't a thing/is considered a serious insult.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the other way around tourists from outside the USA forget to tip or don't tip enough.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They're always asking for extra ice in their drinks.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer my drinks at room temperature unless they're supposed to be hot.

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Quite often on the heavy side weight-wise (sorry!)

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They ask for ketchup no matter what they're eating.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They have impeccable facial hair. Maybe Americans get a trim before they go on holiday, but I'm always impressed by the tidy beards and mustaches.

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dollars. God damn it, people - hit a money exchange before you hit the market. Especially in a country where hard currency was still illegal.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, most vendors in third world countries are happy to receive dollars because they're worth so much more than the local currency. In first world countries though, you'd have to be pretty stupid to think they'd be legal tender.

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They’re the first to kick off when it’s a hot day and the Grade II listed hotel I work in doesn’t have air-conditioning.

Then they leave a bad review :( believe me, I would LOVE air con but we’re not allowed to change the building.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you leave a 900 year old historical building intact, when you clearly can ruin the façade with air conditioners?

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Their college t shirt, sweater or cap

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We are morons about diet. Another American moved to where I lived. He preached about high protein diets, b*tched about how he couldn’t find fat free milk or pasteurized egg whites, in a country that specializes in high-fat cuisine.

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fanny pack.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F***y usually means something completely different in other English speaking parts of the world!

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