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From illuminated manuscripts to tapestries, mosaics and stained glass, the medieval period is known for its many art forms and its miscellaneous executions. But what has been capturing the imagination of the generations that followed was the bizarre, mysterious and grotesque drawings and doodles found in the margins of medieval books.

The Twitter page “Weird Medieval Guys” offers a rare glimpse into the medieval fantasy by collecting and posting, you guessed it, weird medieval guys. Think of doodles of a tiny frog playing the piano, a frail skeleton drinking wine, or a monk and his cat reading together. No wonder the wondrous page created back in 2019 has already amassed 98.3K followers.

We reached out to the author of this miscellaneous page who wished to stay unnamed to find out more about the project, so scroll down for the interview below!

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Sasha
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recognizably a bat. The anatomy is actually pretty accurate if a bit stylistic.

GoddessOdd
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this bat. This is how bats look when I draw them too. 🦇🦇🦇🦇

Tamra Stiffler
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how bats look in my mind. 🙂

rhubarb
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, this one isn't too far off.

nooneimportant
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bruce wayne if they just took a cab from the theater

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“I do a bit of graphic design for a magazine at the university where I study, and last year I ended up using a lot of medieval imagery in one of our issues,” the creator of “Weird Medieval Guys” told Bored Panda in a written interview.

“I spent a lot of time online looking for images from medieval manuscripts to incorporate into the project, and I was amazed at the works that I found. Not just the art itself, but also the extent to which these priceless, one-of-a-kind manuscripts and documents have been digitized and catalogued online for anyone across the world to browse.”

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    #2

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    Marika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also believed this as a child and was a bit disappointed when I learned that it was just a myth.

    Edgar Rops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, but they also climbed the trees to get those fruits. There is a dark side to it, however: it was not so much a belief about animal behaviour, as an allegory of corruption. The devil has as many tricks, as the hedgehog has spikes. The fruit are human souls,ones that are stuck to the spikes, are the ones the devil is carrying to damnation.

    Romenriel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything was allegory for medieval people.

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there are still people who believe this. I bought a new hedgehog husbandry book, and they took care to debunk this myth. Considering things some people believe these days, I think this myth lives on.

    Špela Hoinik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I come from Slovenia 🇸🇮 and we have a childrens song about a hedgehog, that rolls around, gatheres fruit on its spikes and takes it home

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://previews.123rf.com/images/bloodua/bloodua1411/bloodua141100163/33165728-h%C3%A9risson-dans-un-jardin-cherche-de-la-nourriture.jpg?fj=1

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    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is cute I wish it where true

    Caroline Han
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a pretty good drawing.

    Lisa Valen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a bunch of suckers for the kids.

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    #3

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    Party Poison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. One of the twelve singing rabbits, solving crime while sailing across the sky in a flying longship owned by a Norseman who is the son of Odin, a wild mare and three forest gnomes. May the shining tentacle preserve us all.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Rabbit of Caerbannog? So the Monty Python troupe was right? (jk)

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one thing to do now: "Bring out the holy handgranade."

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    Will I Will-Ham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

    Mirt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Death awaits you all with big nasty pointy teeth"

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this rabbit know about the Grenade of Antiok?

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has Monty Python written all over it,

    Helenium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out napoleon and the battle of the rabbits. He and his army lost lol true story

    Thyamath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually there's a whole thing with medieval armed bunnies and these no-head things. https://youtu.be/f50T9CGV4Ns

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's precisely WHY I love rabbits.

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    According to the author, “until this millennium, accessing and sharing these kinds of works would have been practically impossible on such a wide scale.” So they really wanted to create a way for people to enjoy them. “Because I found so many pieces that I thought were extremely funny and endearing and could only send so many of them to my friends before they got sick of me, I also liked the idea that I could connect with other people online about how cool the art is,” the creator explained.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of it in my period today.

    Noorma Hanifah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 4 been drinking 1 pint too many

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My adult kids are fighting & trying to drag us into it. I have felt all of this today. *sigh*

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    #5

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    APL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if this is an early attempt to portray a bat in flight? So it has two wings in multiple positions?

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about; they spread their wings out likea this...👐

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiderbat, spiderbat, does whatever a spiderbat does

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the many legged poncho bat. Hunted to extinction to be used as doll umbrellas.

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    Having said that, the creator of “Weird Medieval Guys” said that they are not the first person to acknowledge how funny medieval artwork can be, nor are they the first person to create a social media account based on it: “there are a huge number of pages on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and other sites dedicated to sharing medieval humor. So knowing that this was something people would probably enjoy seeing certainly influenced my decision to start the account.”

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nora, the piano playing cat. (YT)

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A documented case of cats placing themselves upon people's things to remind them what is important :)

    Aileen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we know this person has seen a cat more than once. An old BP post showed medieval drawings/paintings of cats that were much worse than this.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I now see some examples further down this list.

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And looking incredibly unprepared to play for an audience

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hear the cat food meowing song in their head?

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    #7

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog Commandment Number Three..Thou shalt always beg for food.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog with human teeth reading magic spells aloud. Obviously a powerful wizard (hence the hat)

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amber heards lawyer: Did I read that correctly?

    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of bah mitzvahs for dogs and Buddhist funerals for robots. This is not that odd.

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I present you... the dog-nicorn!

    “Most of what I post is from the eras that are referred to as the High Middle Ages and Late Middle Ages, which encompass approximately the 11th to the 16th century,” they said. The author explained: “I do think that this period of time is very unique from a western art historical standpoint - because the printing press had not yet been invented, all books were written out by hand and often included notes and doodles that were added in spontaneously by scribes who never thought these additions would be seen by the general public.”

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    “Therefore, we have a huge amount of content from this era that reflects the humor and thoughts of (somewhat) average people. And when we look at what they created, we actually find that a lot of it contradicts how we view the 'Dark' Ages,” the creator explained.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT’S something you don’t see everyday.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's evolved a bit to live next door to Homer ;o)

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it find it's victim?

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    Shull GaRett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone was drawing from the bottom up, had no more space, and though, ahh what the hell no one will care... And they dont pay me enough too...

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys, the 'headless men', were called Blemmyes/Blemmyae, Akephaloi, or Epiphagi. It was a whole thing. You can find so many artworks with these guys in them. People in the middle ages (and a while before?) actually thought they existed.

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    Betsy Novack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least that explains why our breasts get all the eye content on them when a man's talking to us.

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whimsical. But I suspect that there wasn't enough room for a head.

    Yanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is going to be in my nightmares

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    Melissa Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, that crazy frog song from like 16yrs ago is in my head now

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    According to the person behind the “Weird Medieval Guys” page, “there’s a perception that the Middle Ages was a very solemn, bleak era for humanity, and nowadays we perceive medieval culture as extremely religious, superstitious, backwards, and repressive.” They added that “Much of the art that was created in that period has a reputation for being strange and ugly. So, we don’t expect to see ourselves in it, not in the same way that we can relate very emotionally to more conventionally beautiful art.”

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    Thyamath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papyrus, looking good there!

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except he’s lost the little clothing he had

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    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the largest Boner I've ever seen!

    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the true definition of a d@#k head

    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.”

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I feel like after one to many Tequila shots...

    Tabitha Autry
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval times invented papyrus not Toby fox!

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why some guys think with their penis?

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ιs it really a cat though?

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s fun looking at it and convincing yourself it front cover. Then inside. Then front cover. Then inside.

    Thyamath
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Messe ocus Pangur Bán...

    Gary Sansom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The monk don't look too hooman either /-:

    Jan Eivroc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either the monk was too short or the cat was too tall. We need context here.

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    Iván Galarraga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, just a cat sharpening its nails, or pole dancing, what do I know...

    Camilo's Bestie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's gotta make money some way 🤷‍♀️

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    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my cats would help with household chores. :)

    MarmotArchivist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may help you with chores, but you wil definetly be accused of whichcraft.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, if only I could put my cats to doing housework…..but I dream.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, my cat never helps around the house

    Betsy Novack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats were so glad to see kids take their place doing slave labor.

    L.M. Stumbaugh
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    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my cat does that, too. She also reads a lot and has a severe interest in woodworking and cactus care.

    Lola Granola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, cats like butter too, ya know!

    Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helpful cat, wish mine did chores, and not just beg for food or ignore me.

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    And yet, so much of the art has retained its original humor and appeal over time, the author argues. “When we look at, say, a drawing of a cat playing an organ, it’s easy to imagine it being endearing to its creator 600 years ago in the same way it is today, that it brought people the same kind of joy then as it does now. And I think we as humans enjoy how art and humor bridge that gap.”

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s smiling cause he’s already dead inside and out

    Mari
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BDSM in the early days

    Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one on the right is kinda like the You WHAT meme

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything’s Fine before the dog in the fire room meme

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    #15

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me. Take this and you'll be fine.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    david attenborough voice: But, alas, he was not fine.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a floating strawberry or a coronavirus?

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH is that thing on the wall?

    Laina Walicki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " kitty here's some bleach, enjoy"

    Kenistyn Watson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... But where does the paw with whatever that is drop ???

    Phoneixstudios
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is probably giving the cat poison

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat looks awfully familiar to me (I want to post a picture here but don't know how; could somebody help?)

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got the cat scan and the lab results back, I guess.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve dated guys who looked alright, but were actually this guy under the skin.

    Romy Schneider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how a pig would wear his trousers!

    Sasha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows that this is an age old question.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a corgi dressed up as a boar

    Gary Sansom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when you marry your sister ...

    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Werewolf/pig hybrid thing probably delicious on a spit BBQ

    Betsy Novack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Duck refused. Finland wasn't letting him get away with that nonsense.

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    When asked about the most memorable post on “Weird Medieval Guys,” the author said that the one that has had the biggest impact is the picture of a cat churning butter. “It was shared by Twitter user @DrewciferScott who rhymed the caption with the opening of the Meredith Brooks song 'Bitch', and his version became much more popular than the original, which was well-deserved because it was hilarious,” the author recounted.

    “But after that, I started seeing people who had changed their profile pictures to the cat and then screenshots of it started popping up on Facebook and Instagram. It was definitely surreal to see something I had made be shared by thousands of people on different websites and gain traction independently of my Twitter account, but I was glad that so many people liked it!”

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s what the neighbors cats during every 3AM night

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you think about it, the wheeze of bagpipes (when full of air and being squeezed but not while playing a tune) kinda sorta does sound like the caterwauling of a clowder of cats.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or cats in heat sound like the screeching of bagpipes. Maybe some monk was being kept up at night by the cats outside his window and now his sass went down in history.

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised it doesn't puncture the bag with those murder toes! Yipes!!

    Betsy Novack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds just like cats do. Maybe the bagpipe is filled with them.

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a cat licking the bagpipes but hey that's just me

    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that's a cat? Some sort of monkey cat hybrid?

    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give my cat ideas...

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    Jonny Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice drawings, but it's just a hyper masculine Flower Gnome and a highly-cultured European Spine Pig, I see those all the time. Those other illustrations better be something amazing!

    Jess-a-men
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not expect to read the phrase "hyper masculine Flower Gnome" today or ever.

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    Ara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone’s been at the nutmeg.

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    “One of my personal guiding principles of internet use is that often you get back out what you put in,” the author said and added, “so I think by trying to keep the account pretty lighthearted and wholesome I’ve attracted very kind-hearted feedback.”

    The response so far has really been nothing but positive, the author of “Weird Medieval Guys” told us, “which I appreciate so much.” “People seem very ready to identify with the animals and monsters I post, and I love scrolling through everyone’s comments about who a creature is or what they’re doing. Even though I’m just a third party facilitating interaction with other people’s art, a lot of followers have left extremely sweet messages saying that my account brightens their day and that they look forward to my posts.”

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    Lauren Ward
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they're hugging. The bear is bleeding and the dagger looks like it has blood on it

    Jonny Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, friend. Looks like I accidentally poked ya with my pole arm." "Accidents happen, bro. Let's get this checked out. But first... BEAR HUGS!"

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugging? Could it be medieval fighting?

    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bears not very well treated in mediaeval times. Bear baiting and such.

    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I don't think this is a friendly moment.

    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some might count the early 16th as medieval, too...so 🤷‍♀️ the lines are a bit blurred there.

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    TheEndIsNigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Du hast deinen spitzen Stock fallen lassen, jetzt werde ich dein Gesicht essen! Raawwwrrr!

    Monk3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There dancing the bear is dieing but they are dancing

    Karolína T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think its hug. The bear wrestling was a part of a circus show and a peasant volunteers announced himself for it yet in 1920s.

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    Noorma Hanifah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ape, it looks like an ape holding an axe

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come back! You forgot your battle-axe!"

    Phoebe Stein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is holding the axe backwards; I am triggered.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All he needs are high heels to run and trip and sprain her ankle.

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stole his pants, that's why he's slinking in fear...

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    Moreover, the person behind the page said that they have a bunch of crude and gross medieval art saved from before the account got so big that they were planning to post. “But I can’t really bring myself to put unpleasant stuff out there right now,” they added. “So much of art and culture feels like it’s in this shift towards really dark and edgy tones, so I see a little bit of value in trying to push back against that, even if my account is fairly insignificant in the grand scheme of things.”

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 61, and have had cats in my life since childhood. I have NEVER kissed any of them on the lips. That’s just….that’s just weird. And gross (because snot on wet cat nose and cat mouth that just cleaned its a*s).

    MEGA NTN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ayo bro what ya doing with my cat? 🤨

    Gary Sansom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a wombat or something marsupial....

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    The creator said that they have noticed a really wide range of different people following the account. And it shouldn’t come as a surprise. The page seems to tick all the boxes for engaging content by offering a much-needed dose of weird entertainment combined with a professional selection of historical works.

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    “Some people are actual scholars and researchers of medieval art and history, which flatters and intimidates me because I’m actually not a medievalist by profession. There are people of all ages and from around the world whose comments I luckily get to read and understand due to the magic of internet translation,” the author told Bored Panda.

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    Aran Lindvail
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That goose knows something is up.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re right. That’s definitely the “Whoa, dude! You say you’re a bird?” look on Goosy’s face.

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earliest rendition of the tale of Chicken Little. Foxy Loxy is really rockin' that blue cowl!

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm asking you all over for dinner.

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must discuss something with thee which is most fowl

    Louise B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You son of a vixen! I'm in!

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What big teeth you have, grandma.

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    #23

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    Jonny Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early face-swap technology. Somewhere there is an late Medieval/early Renaissance painting of a man with a cat's face.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean “psych”? Because yeah, you’d hope someone was just trying to psych you out, because the fact of it is too chilling. But this is our reality now. Our unreal reality.

    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true you know the meaning but ppl spell it sike too

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, with Elon's latest announcement, that he will start to charge corporations and politicians money to use Twitter, I am overjoyed. I am so sick of seeing all this political stuff on my Twitter feed when the only people I am following are artists. Politicians should be doing the jobs we pay them to do, not posting on Twitter all f'n day,

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like cats were rare in medieval times...which would explain how plague spread so quickly. Should have had more cats around.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor creature is almost as ugly as the countless medieval painting that feature ugly babies. (Google 'ugly medieval or renaissance babies" for a good laugh. There are scholarly art history articles on the subject as well.)

    Harley K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still not a medieval painting! this was a thrift store find posted on shiftythrifting, they have tried so many times to tell people that. it's not old, just bad

    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the eyes. oh dear the eyes. whats it staring at me like that for? i am unconforbol.

    What’s particularly interesting is that only two people in the author’s real life know that they run this account. “I’ve noticed a bunch of my friends from high school and university following it too, which absolutely cracks me up,” they said and added: “But I’m so glad that even though what I post is pretty silly, and I’m not an authority on medieval art whatsoever, so many different people are able to come together over my account! I’m really thankful for everyone who’s supported me and I have so many more weird medieval guys that I can’t wait to share.”

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    #24

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why you need to cover your foot

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus the origin of the old saying "Sleep on a watermelon pillow and satan will taste your toes"

    Noorma Hanifah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash your feet before going to bed, or else..

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is what happens when you stop wearing socks to bed.

    Jennifer Emery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Persian folklore there's a monster called palis that will lick your feet until you die if you sleep outdoors.

    Jennifer Emery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Persian folklore there's a monster called the palis that will lick your feet until you die if you fall asleep outdoors.

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    #25

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - He's not really drawing us like one of his french girls, is he? - No, not really.

    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like something a kid would draw in a notebook at school!!!!!!!!! and by a kid i mean me!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does my cat have the schnozz of a proboscis money?

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The papacy has changed in the centuries since, and not for the better. Bring back the Pupper Popes!

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Every dog really did have their day.🤔

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    #27

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    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes me wonder what really went down in the mideval days

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Lutrell Psalter. Whosoever decorated it was using something hard

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    Valentino (they/it/he/xe)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really like this one, it's mine now I've adopted it

    Tabitha Autry
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm toriel looked a bit different back then 😳

    Phoebe Stein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello fish, bird, cat, otter, goat? :o

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What drugs were they ta7? Rather, what wine? I think it was bad

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    #28

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    Lauren Ward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns the page: Fox with feathers in mouth

    Soozie Poozie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There, there, little bird. Now jump into my belly!"

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    #29

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me we are singing Who Let The Dogs Out again...

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually the much-less-known followup, "Who Let The Geese In."

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    #30

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    Monk3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we don't eat the purple mushrooms

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't make it in the cast of "Donny Darko"

    Laina Walicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkey is turning into his true form, Eddie Murphy

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the idea that this was meant to be a giraffe :P

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One singular sensation Every little step she takes.

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t even hazard a guess as to what this is supposed to be.

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    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if beavers and ducks are both fish (joke, i know they didn't really think that)

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    #33

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    Steve Raddish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This proves Kurt Barlow had been around for centuries. Stephen King was telling the truth!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nosferatu before he lost most of his teeth?

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    #34

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that happen to be the inspiration for "hypnotoad"

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he was toadally caught off-guard

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't have leap to that conclusion...

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just blowing on his vuvuzela and cheering on his team.

    #36

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    Kate Ylst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, so THAT'S how babies are made! I didn't think a forge was involved, but ok. 😆

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they're injection molded these days. Or maybe stamped out in a punch. Who knows.

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    Imma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little heads in the lower corner is what gets me, yikes

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    #37

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval Steve Jobs: Let me introduce you to the "E-Frog", the "E-Falcon" and the "E-Flowers".

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval Consumer: Great! All I need now is literacy, money, and the legal right to purchase property in this Feudal system. I don't suppose I can pay you in goats?

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