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It’s Hashtags time! Legendary showman Jimmy Fallon sure knows how to entertain a crowd. One way that he and his team make humor relatable is by directly asking the audience to share their experiences. In a viral thread on X (formerly Twitter), the host of ‘The Tonight Show,’ asked everyone to open up about their most bizarre family stories, using the #MyFamilyIsWeird hashtag.

The cream of the crop even ended up being featured on a recent episode of the show itself! Today, we’re showcasing some of the top tweets (well, technically, they’re called X’s now) to bring a bit of humor into your lives, Pandas. It’s also a reminder that everyone’s families are weird in their unique ways.

Mike Sington, a former Senior Executive at NBCUniversal and an entertainment expert, kindly shared his thoughts with Bored Panda about what it would take to join Fallon's team and how the host manages to relate to his audience so well. You'll find his insights as you scroll down.

More info: X (Fallon) | X (The Tonight Show) | YouTube | NBC.com

Image credits: jimmyfallon

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sbj
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This is so sweet, obviously well loved and missed

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    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago

    Stupid ninjas...*sniff*...stupidly cutting stupid onions... *sniff*

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago

    That's just smart if she has a history of going through boyfriends

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    HaHa! Karma at its best

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago

    Your family is not weird. Your family is intelligent and responsible.

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    Rachel
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    2 years ago

    The first time I visited my parents after moving out permanently, my stepdad saw me going around turning off lights and said, “Look who’s paying her own power bill now!”

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    KatSaidWhat
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    2 years ago

    My brother and cousin convinced me that I was a test tube baby.

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    Mike F
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    2 years ago

    ...and talking dirty to it 😂😂

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    Dirt Bacharach
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    2 years ago

    Did he also have a Benjamin button?

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    Kaori Fbj
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    2 years ago

    I do that now.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    What a Killjoy

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    A Nelson
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    2 years ago

    Shame. Forever in the photo. Lol this is hysterical

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    That would be a fantastic way to leave a tip, honestly. Definitely would make my night to find a tip in a balloon duck's bill.

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    AndyR
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    2 years ago

    Used to? I'm assuming he's propping up the patio now...

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago

    "I carried the watermelon." ... I carried the watermelon??

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    Rocky Horror Panda
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    2 years ago

    My Dad would pass very noisy gas, then say "Dåmn barking spiders!"

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    I'd love that as a present at any age

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    I mean, point made. But sometimes you do need that midnight Slurpee though.

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    AndyR
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    2 years ago

    How did she pronounce vagina?!

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    markus
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    2 years ago

    wouldn’t the bell startle her?

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    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago

    That's not weird, that's brilliant.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago

    That was no uncle, that actually was...

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    I have many questions about your family as the first thought that came to your brother is that you'd been kidnapped

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    dang, they really were working hard to crank that sucker before he got out there!

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    Mike F
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    2 years ago

    Give her 2 glasses and perhaps she'll change the will.

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago (edited)

    My dad sadly passed while working abroad. I had to go and arrange for his body to be brought back to the UK from Europe. Bringing a body across borders is expensive, but his company said they would pay for everything. His boss also told me to choose the best coffin, so I did. When he arrived back the undertaker took me to one side and said he had never seen a coffin made to such high standards. Goodness only knows what it cost but it did make us smile.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    That means they're only safe from him

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago

    Well, they probably would have. I mean, do you think that Bach and Mozart wouldn't have written music for electric guitars, if they'd had them in their time?

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    A Nelson
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    2 years ago

    Haha serve him prime rib on the fanciest floweriest china you have. See how long that lasts!

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    Aisling Raye
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    2 years ago

    I really want to know what the dad's meal is every night. It must be tasty!

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    iBlank
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    2 years ago

    my nickname in elementary school was "T595" (at least by the bullies anyway) because it's what was written on the knockoff shoes I had from Walmart in the 80s. They had stickers on the soles that were supposed to look like air pockets!

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    alright, I'm finally are enough down the list that we're getting to the actual weird ones.

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    Mike F
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    2 years ago

    My man!

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    My wife tells about PHEB from her dad. Potatoes, Hamburger, Eggs, and Beans. Just throw it all together on a plate. It was like a combination of everything he knew how to make.

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    cecilia kilian
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    2 years ago

    That is the unscariest clown I have ever seen! Very cute.

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago

    Normal people: Ewwww. - Those of us that grew up on a farm: That's not gonna be a viable sample! What a waste of good money!

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    Jan Rosier
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    2 years ago

    Reminds me of a story about my BIL... when he was about six, they were eating some salad, including rolled up ham. He didn't like it. Touched it with his finger. Then started crying... 'the ham just bit my finger'

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    The Starsong Princess
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    2 years ago

    My father was elected as president of his golf club and for the duration of his term, we had to address him as “Mr. President” if we mentioned golf.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago

    I met a really drunk Ellis kinda guy in a bar once, he was hilarious.

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    EasyBreezyCataneze
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    2 years ago

    My dad used to tear the chess board whenever he lost to my mum. Which was very frequent because my mum is really good. She always kept extra boards.

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    Rocky Horror Panda
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    2 years ago

    Baked beans are excellent over most potatoes. Potato salad, though, that's a little bit weird.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    yikes. I got blocked up like that once and it is absolutely awful.

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    Dirt Bacharach
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    2 years ago

    Yeet!

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago

    Were they good though?

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    for Christmas Eve we always just did a dessert bar and nothing else

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago

    "Never question the monkey!" is an amazing line without context.

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    Jinx (she/her)
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    2 years ago

    wait, who ate the weird mint towel?

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    Napkins only have one wipe so make the most of it

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    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago

    Most country people cooked over wood stoves, so when natural gas became available and they could get a tank delivered, or get it piped in, it was so much cleaner and convenient. So, "cooking with gas" was a term for being up-to-date and modern.

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    Lama
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    2 years ago

    Don't bite the bullion cubes, metal is bad for your teeth. Maybe get some bouillon cubes instead.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago

    that sounds incredibly uncomfortable

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    Rocky Horror Panda
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    2 years ago

    Desperation

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    My granny used to say this about eating crusts on sandwiched. I think it used to be a common phrase.

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    Jan Rosier
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    2 years ago

    I fit into my underwear, my underwear fits into a drawer, ergo : I fit into a drawer.

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    sbj
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    Did you liquidize it first?

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago

    Chaotic Good.

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    NapQueen
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    2 years ago

    Not necessarily weird, quite common.

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    Mike F
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    2 years ago

    My mom's step dad did the same, on occasion, but we NEVER ate in a restaurant.

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago

    All these songs are so different it makes me wonder what was that man's music taste like.

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    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago

    It's kinda funny though.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago

    I think every brother on the planet has done that at some point. Mine is in his 40's and still thinks it's funny to fart at me. :)

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    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago

    That's not weird, that's sadistic.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago

    Well, it's not a New England thing, I can tell you that.

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    Ann Mohrmann
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    2 years ago

    That's not funny, it's abusive.

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    Spring Fisk
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    2 years ago

    That's what my dad would say!

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    Batwench
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    2 years ago

    That’s just cruel.

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    Rocky Horror Panda
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    2 years ago

    Clueless, not necessarily weird.

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