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For most of us, social media has become an integral part of our daily lives. It's difficult to imagine anyone these days without some form of online presence. While some individuals can't go a day without sharing their thoughts, daily routines, or experiences through posts, there are others who prefer to observe rather than actively participate. Among both these diverse groups, there is a shared guilty pleasure - the fascination with diving into the comment sections left by other users.

Although we're all aware of the volume of negative comment exchanges, the focus of this post isn't on that topic. Today, we would like to share with you another sort of online interaction by focusing on some of the most humorous, awkward, and double-meaning comments that were the answer to various posts across the internet. The Instagram account known as Cursed Comments uncovers hidden gems from the online world, captivating its followers with a collection of screenshots featuring the most remarkable and hilarious comments found on numerous platforms.

Scroll down to see the list of the most “cursed comments” we prepared for you!

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandfather’s old toy. He said just pull the string and it will leave you speechless

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, there was that one guy who got slapped with "Mr Stinky". All the other serial killers are probably giving him wedgies in Hell.

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It is worth considering why various groups and profiles on social media attract such a large number of users. Several different reasons can be distinguished, such as the fact that people are looking for a platform to escape from everyday life and mainstream content. Additionally, many of them seek a bit of dark humor and an element of surprise, which is certainly not lacking in profiles dedicated to "cursed comments." Ultimately, we must also not forget that such groups, like any other, bring together people with similar interests and a specific sense of humor.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these Christians are the ones that are forcing women against their will to give birth regardless these are the Christian rednecks that ignore children in poverty these are the Christians that don't have to pay property taxes on their churches these are the people that are making our laws and this f****** redneck s******* country

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Many of us are already tired of memes that circulate on the internet and are replicated, which is why comments left directly by internet users are often like a breath of fresh air. By observing the content posted on a profile dedicated to Cursed Comments, one can deduce that dark jokes, unexpected plot twists, and masterfully crafted punchlines and posts that somehow challenge social norms and expectations are definitely the most appreciated.

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Like any dark humor, this one also requires finding a balance, as sometimes the line between a joke and an insult can be very thin. The most important thing is that Cursed Comments do not contain any traces of discrimination or aggression. After all, the purpose of these comments is not to offend anyone but to provide amusement for the group members.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guns and homophobic symbols, definitely could be the result of an incestuous relationship.

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As mentioned earlier, there are groups focused on collecting the most "Cursed Comments," and many of them enjoy immense popularity. It may seem that everyone can find something that suits their tastes there. Additionally, they bring together people who exchange their observations about a particular post and sometimes even create further narratives for a given thread in the comments below, unintentionally creating some new "Cursed Comments".

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason my urologist has both of his hands on my shoulders when doing the prostate exam

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed a little too hard on this one. Did not see that coming. 🤣

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only people who've been suicidal might think this is funny. Because sometimes that's all we need. Is to feel. Something other than dread, constant sadness or in many case nothing. Anhedonia sucks.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is ridiculous, come on USA get this sorted. If ya got crazy people who like going around shooting people, get em to shoot the right people. And yes I know you can't, just wish it could work that way.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, wait, only one out of every 30 million conjoined twins survive? HOW MANY SETS OF CONJOINED TWINS HAVE BEEN BORN?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical Christians stupidity and these Christians are the one that are making our laws these Christians are the one that's forcing their religion down our throat and half this country these people are so god damn f****** stupid

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewww I have a similar story. One time a girl s**t her pants at a party in high school. Her dad came and brought her extra clothes into the bathroom. He came back out with all the shifty clothes in the bag and stood there talking to everyone for like 20 minutes. It smelled terrible and was so odd. All of it. And very gross

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad but it really is this easy to prevent school shootings. Society needs to be kinder to one another no matter what.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kind of violence against Karens is unacceptable. May I speak to your manager to complain about your disgusting safety regulations? Karen blood is cold and germy, selling veins as shoe laces is just disgusting. Use tendons or skin, those have better wear and tear.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I saw this in English class when we were learning about perspective

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I am not happy with Ariel being black. I know you will all call me a racist now but that's not it. I just want new versions of characters I already know to look as similarly as possible to the old versions. I hated that Daenerys did not have purple eyes. And I HATED it that Darken Rahl had dark hair in the TV series Legend of the Seeker. In the books it is mentioned like a hundred times that he had such beautiful blond hair, and I don't even like blond hair. I don't care that Queen Charlotte is black in Bridgerton, might be different if I had read the books before. And I thought the casting of Prince of Persia was abysmal all around. Don't know who I hated more, Jake Gyllenhaal as a Persian Prince, or Gemma Arterton as an Indian Princess.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad comment but also sadly true perhaps. I don't live in the USA so I don't know the full extent of how bad it is there.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, he's one of the better priests. many priests nowadays would diddle the kid rather than saving them. how would he know this 4-year-old would grow up to be the worst person in the world?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In some movie or book there was a theory that if you go back in time and kill baby Hitler nobody would know that you have prevented huge unimaginable crimes, you would be just crazy person who killed an innocent baby...and maybe it has already happened, just not with Hitler. Weird.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Turns out you didn't need to do anything except distracting the priest for 5 minutes.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is also an incident during WW1 that a solider was going to kill an enemy soldier but he let him live it turned out that is was Hitler. Imagine escaping from death twice and committing genocide only to die by your own hand.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My theory is that if you go back in time and kill Hitler, it will leave a Hitler shaped hole and when you get back to the present, you check the history books and wonder who the hell Heinrich Rufmord is.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. If it wasn’t Hitler it just would have been someone else.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way the Catholic Church cozied up to Hitler is far more disturbing than the act of a good Samaritan who lacked prescience.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd think that after that he would become a good person. Also, that priest probably regrets that every day of his life.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow... First a priest saved him, then a soldier in ww1... Cost him a ball, but he clearly had enough to cause some historical-level s**t

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was an episode of the new Outer Limits where a lady went back in time to kill Hitler as a baby. She succeeded despite efforts to stop her and Hitler's dad looks over to the crazy homeless lady holding her newborn who just happens to be the same age as baby Hitler. That's the one who becomes Hitler.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just look at the dark soulless eyes...the kid is scary too.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't a priest at the time, but a boy the same age. Later he would become a priest.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp.... so much has been explained in just a few short words.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Turns out, all time travelers have to do is distract some priest for a few minutes.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably saved him to molest him. And that's what fukked his head up to cause millions of deaths.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That priest does not look at all sorry about it either

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He didn't change his name to Hitler until later in life. Look it up

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did, thank you. His father changed it in 1876. 13 years before Hilter was born.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about Dr. Jonas Salk (polio vaccine) and Sir Alexander Fleming (penicillin) - how many serial-killers' lives did they save?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noooooooo, is kinda funny bc a few days ago I watched a movie about the war called Boy in the striped pajamas

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One day Britney Spears was waiting in line at Kohls. In front of her was a woman with her 5 year old son. Before the cashier said the total the little boy said the price and was exactly right. The cashier said, "Great job!" to which the boys mom replied, "I'm sorry he is so annoying." Britney then said to the boy, "Don't listen to her, keep studying and you will accomplish great things." The little boy grew up to be Steve Jobs.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing what Britney saw in Steve Jobs before she was even born! I'm really impressed. 🤍

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A priest....Hitler may have had issues, then. If the diddling happened.

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If you would let a child drown you are f*****g evil. We cannot know what the future holds. That priest did the right good and correct thing. It is not his fault nor his responsibility that hitler went on to ORDER the deaths of six million people. There is no proof that Hitler ever killed anyone.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you order the deaths of millions of people, you are killing people.

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