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Have you ever found yourself in that position where you're just going about your day and then suddenly remember something embarrassing you did years ago that no one knows about, or get struck by some very important secret that just won’t let you sleep peacefully at night? It’s always interesting to hear what kind of secrets or weird confessions another person has and whether those are worse than what we’re hiding. But what if there is a way to find this out? A Twitter account called @Fesshole was created with the intention that here, people can share things that bother them anonymously. If you’re curious to find out more about what things users online tend to keep a secret and read an interview with the creator of the account, you can do it by clicking here

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Headless Roach
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're clearly in the wrong profession, Doctor. 🙃

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The account that now has almost 630K followers and even published a book, The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain confesses anonymously, shares confessions that range from funny and even embarrassing ones to those that might be considered more serious ones. A lot of those who decided to share their confessions talk about small and perhaps embarrassing things that they don’t want others to know about, such as hiding food from other family members, not wanting to go out, staying at home instead, stealing some trifle, etc. Some also reveal “heavier” things such as wanting to move out of their country or cheating on their spouse.

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well good on him for being open to new experiences :)

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

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    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

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    Is it okay to keep secrets and what does that do to our mental health? A lot of people like to keep things to themselves as they are afraid that once someone they care about finds things out, they might react badly, change their mind about the person, or break off the relationship. However, according to Dr. Alison Block, a psychologist and the Director of the Health Psychology Center, keeping a secret can make you feel even worse than actually admitting things as they are. 

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the subtle act that says the most

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    How can you help yourself in this case? Most of us are familiar with the feeling of having something weighing us down, but once we talk about it, it feels as if that weight has been lifted off our shoulders. The specialist stated that the best way is to think about our secret: why don’t we want to talk about it? Once we know our whats and whys, it’s important to think of ways we want to present the information to the person in question. Dr. Block revealed some useful tips to prepare yourself for it better, which include: writing down the confession or saying it to yourself, this way making yourself feel a bit better, choosing a place where you want to share your secret, having an explanation for why you decided to keep certain things a secret, etc.

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    Do you have some tips and tricks of your own? Don’t forget to leave them in the comments section down below!

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

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    JoJO Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not simply mix milk from two different cows. Come on people.

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he took lots of photographs 😂

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I feel you. My ex voted for Trump.

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

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    Jcusack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you make me want a jacket potato

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    Queen Boudicca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody has had "good times" since the 90's...

    Scarlett
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd, I’m dying to go there to get out of America. Whatever you do, OP, don’t come here. It’s even worse here

    MagicJacket
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move to America! After a month, you'll be on the first flight back to Blighty!

    Cathy Jo Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't come to the USA!! That'd be going from the frying pan into the fire!

    B Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the whole world mate.

    Hanni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: the less you know about other countries, the better they look.

    Bradley Curthoys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same except I already moved to Australia...and whenever I feel that itch to maybe consider going back to the US all I have to do is take one swift glance and I snap out of it 🙃

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up knowing only bad times, unemployment etc. I was one of the VERY few who got work after leaving school but things began improving in the mid 90s for us then, at the credit crunch, went downhill fast. Nothing much has happened since but Brexit, COVID, the war and the current government have ensured we'll see another 20 years of this. Will good times EVER come back? Maybe for my grandchildren..

    Tammy G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't come to the US. We are called "the land of the free" but that's a joke. We're also "rolling downhill like a snowball headed for hell "

    Susan Raskin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well don't come to the USA. It is a s**t show over here and getting worse by the minute.

    Canary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always try Canada. I'm moving back in 4 months

    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the plunge! Time to get new memories!

    R Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't come to the U.S. We are planning our exit strategy...

    Nichole Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lordy don't come to the US.....Denmark....Finland.....Yes

    Vedette Aecus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like the rest of us are doing any better. In the US, we not only voted Trump into office, but nearly half would vote for him again! Willful stupidity will be the ruin of us.

    Sarah Richardson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You make the good times yourself, and with the people around you. It’s a mindset. I live with a man I love, we have the same interests. We don’t travel abroad but have wonderful holidays in Cornwall and Devon. We grow our own fruit and veg, go on long forest and coastal walks. I recently changed my job and now work in a bakery with longer hours and less pay, but I have never been happier than I am now. The grass is not always greener, sometimes you are not looking hard enough…

    Genny McD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that in the US too

    Richard P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 90's weren't good to everyone

    Widdershins66
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grass isn't always greener...

    Ralph K.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame. Once I dreamed about living there for a while, but no longer now (I 'm from Germany). The Tories and brexiteers ruined it.

    Nicki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in the US and my daughter is dead set on going to college in Germany. Even my 14 yr old can see the writing on the wall here (sigh....)

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    Xray0976
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip......don't come looking for a better life in the States. That s**t don't exist here either.

    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your latest PM just quit. Y'all need to stop voting Torries in, much like America's Republicans, they can't govern for s**t.

    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd trade you if you want to come to America? Although, I'm thinking no one would want to do that. Unless your a white Christian nationalist and then this place is your version of heaven on earth.

    Moya Satterwhite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m wondering if they’ll take me back, I live in the U.S.

    Ba-Na-Na
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would take them with you, yes?

    Kylie Mountain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume they meant family as in parents, extended family, people who don't live with them, as opposed to spouse and kids.

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    Jackie Sinwelski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't come to America. It's just as bad here.

    Cindy Irvin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't move to the U.S. We've lost our minds over here.

    Jennifer Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well don't come over here! This place is s**t! Fucktrumpet ruined this country when all the trash crawled out from under their rocks.

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're telling us? Last of the good times was the 80s over here USA

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am now a 54 year resident in Australia, one of those 10 pound POM's. Migrated back in 1967. I know I don't want to return to the UK, because of the Weather not the Economy.

    Glen MacLeod
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps everyone needs to rethink their criteria of "good times." As an older person I've learned "the good times" are usually when we are young and mostly ignorant of what is going on in the world.

    Hugendubel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today when Liz Truss resigned I actually felt so sad for the UK

    Midnightoil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try America. Haven't had good times since the 60-70's.

    Jeanne Dansby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You live in interesting times. It's not the place. It's up to you to create your peace.

    Phil Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left the UK, with my wife almost twenty years ago. I have been back twice, two weeks at a time, and I do not have any regrets leaving the UK. I missed my son's wedding to a lovely lady (although I did sit watching it on Skype) and I have yet to meet my grandson, but although we are not terribly well off, we are very, very happy we left.

    Omi bub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand. We need a radical change in political direction I think.

    enigma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever that man or woman does,dont let them into california,their pale british bodies would sun burn the instant they walked in during the summertime

    Noelle R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move to Bermuda, where most expat workers are treated better than Bermudians.

    Linziaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. I hate our country

    Merty Robinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where were you thinking of going? Can't just pitch up in Europe any more.

    Colleen M Youngblood
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    If you cross the pond for the US, do NOT come to the Cesspool of the Nation......formerly known as California

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    karen snyder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did Google it. Barnton Quarry Bunker. It's not a secret or anything; there's a giant building on top of the underground structure, and a paved road leading to a sign that identifies it. In a few months it will be open as a museum. Cool story, but it's not Narnia, it's just a bunker.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f....y? I actually don't know this word

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    Starcie Burkett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The straight up IDGAF of 3 year Olds never ceases to amaze me

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretend like I’m reviewing a movie when watching one.

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    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of it all the same anyway. At least here in the states.

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg how dare those people hold on to little sparks of joy and excitement into their adult life? How dare they enjoy special days together in a way they all like? /s

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    Michael Talian
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. In my residential area the mothly parking fee is an equivalent of GBP 50 to 70. If you are lucky and there is a space available for rent. I've been parking illegally there for 4 years now and got 4 tickets each for less than GBP 20... so in 4 years I paid approx. the same amount I would otherwise pay per month.

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine question, what are point on a coop card?

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... hope you'll seek help fight this addiction one day

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    Isabelle Lamarque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he pissed in his bedroom floor where his laptop happened to be and blamed his daughter for it at work. Phew. I have no words. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Wackford Squeers
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It profiteth a man nothing to gain the whole world and lose his wife; but for Fulham?

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