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It all started a couple of months ago while arguing with my Let's Get Sciencey brother in arms, Marco. The subject? How many Eiffel Towers deep is the ocean?

Of course, we Googled and "mathed" our way to the answer.

After that, we kept looking for more random science facts to feed our awkward personalities that rely only on weird bits of trivia when put in the awful situation of attending a party.

The hardest thing for us was to find at least one genuine scientific source to back up the facts we found, so, after filtering all our information, arguing like two bitter old ladies, and continuously raising our standards, we gathered 100 weird science facts.

However, ain't nobody got time to read 100 facts. So we selected our favorite 29 and illustrated them, just to prove how freaking ridiculous they are.

More info: letsgetsciencey.com

#1

We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

The Aspidocelis Uniparens lizards are all females. There are no males as they don't need them for reproduction.

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Dynein
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard about them and just checked some more facts on wikipedia. Just as I remembered, these lizards still need a stimulus - "pseudo-copulation", i.e. one female humps anther. An interesting fact that I didn't know is that they're triploid - they don't have two (like pretty much any other animal), but three sets of chromosomes. Which explains why they don't reproduce sexually. Normally, a zygote gets half of the total number of chromosome sets from each of the parents. But you can't really do that with three sets, you'd either get gametes with a different number of sets, meaning the offspring might be di-, tri-,or tetraploid (which doesn't work within one animal species), or both gametes would only get half of one of the sets - that would be even worse.

GenXandEarnedItAll
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are my kind of person. I love and hate the internet. I love that (within reason) you can find out anything you'd ever want to know about, but alas, I waste time on here doing this...

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Harleen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to do a "free friday" afternoon in our high school science class. One day our discussion turned to the fact that if all females learned cloning, males would become obsolete. Especially if we perfect fetal DNA changes, which would mean the clone wouldn't have to be an exact copy. I'm not a feminist by any means, BUT, I like to drag this out when I meet a misogynist. I've met a few who can't even comprehend it and that just makes it funnier somehow!

Václav „Evan“ Mraček
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and there are yet people who calim homosexuality is againt nature... and there is species of lizards who is only lesbien :D

Jace
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome. I never knew this was a thing in nature on Earth. An asexually-reproducing vertebrate animal. Cool! Anyone remember Enemy Mine?

karen snyder
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay. . . but why are they asking about, "who runs the world?" They're tiny lizards. No gender based bias would grant or deny any member of their species the ability to run anything. Who runs the world? creme filled pastry... that's who.

Aria Whitaker
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its a Beyonce song they are satirizing, it is called "Girls". The chorus goes, "Who runs the world"?..."Girls!" That is why they are dressed in those outfits..they are like the ones worn by the dancers in the video.

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N G
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Ahh... it's no wonder these lizards haven't evolved any further down the evolutionary path. They will never learn how to parallel park or multi task like males can.

fruit_panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd parallel park you into Oblivion, fool.

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    #2

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Some Northern Cardinals are half female, half male, with their bodies colored half red on the male side and brown on the female side.

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    Ocean Eevee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, snails have both genders. Period. They can breed with their self.

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    Joseph Barnett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The anomaly is known as a bilateral gynandromorph. In plain language: Half its body is male and the other half is female. Gynandromorphs, known as “half-siders” among ornithologists, are rare but not altogether uncommon. Rare half-male, half-female cardinal spotted in Pennsylvania https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2019/01/half-male-half-female-cardinal-pennsylvania/

    fruit_panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for posting this! I just spent half an hour reading about it

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know... things like this should give people who say that homosexuality and transgenders are abnormal something to think about.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on guys, be nice! Esther asked a simple straightforward question, "Why?" and that is not deserving of downvotes. It seems it just happens, in both males and females. https://sciencing.com/color-phases-northern-cardinals-8192933.html

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    #3

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    There's a volcano in Guatemala that erupts every hour. It's been doing so for over a century.

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    Meop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every hour?!? The air in that area must be very polluted by all the ash..

    Laura Pantazis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are different types of eruptions. Composite volcanoes release a lot of ash, but shield volcanoes do not.

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    •DepoCatoes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ok, gonna finish cooking in one eruption". -sound in the background

    Kateri
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you next to a volcano that erupts every hour?

    Cherrine Wilder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably has small eruptions as it would not be able to build pressure for a larger eruption. Think small, volcanic Old Faithful?

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    Gustavo Estrada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true, i live very close to it... small puffs but daily

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    #4

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Hyenas are closer related to cats than dogs.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really want to learn something equally interesting and disturbing look up how female hyenas give birth.

    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! More disturbing, I'd say. Their genitals have evolved to look male... that must be sooo painful giving birth OO

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    Patrick Millet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, falcons are more closely related to parrots than they are to eagles and hawks!!!!

    Patrick Millet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another cool fact: mongoose and weasels look alike, but weasels are closer to dogs and mongoose are closer to cats.

    Jude
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of animals look similar. Think of eels and snakes as an obvious pair.

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    Eric Lambrecht
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why i didnt look at this article sooner..

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.. so Janja and Kion are closely related.. who knew!!

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    #5

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Beta Mandrils gain bigger testicles, more colors on their face, and the ability to reproduce only after winning a fight.

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    Ahnnah Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never gain that because I can't fight.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehum, you are also not a mandrill. They can't type.

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    Zenozenobee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more dominant they are, the more colored their face is. That way Mandrills know how dangerous the males are and if it's a good idea to defy them ;p

    Bored Bear
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +10 attack, +20 defense, +10 balls

    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this so they can then teabag their conquered opponent?

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that explains a lot about some instances of human males. Do they think themselves Mandrills?

    Note Worthy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bigger testicles or swollen testicles

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    #6

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    You can make whiskey out of diabetic person's urine. That's how much sugar it contains.

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    Vernice Aure
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine the circumstances surrounding this discovery...

    Lucinda Overhoussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early physicians often tasted a patients uriine to diagnose conditions.

    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus it keeps forever! Mainly because nobody will drink it....

    Chewie Baron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The milk from a baby coconut can be used as a blood transfusion. It's what they used in operations during The Pacific Theatre during Word War Two.

    Maddy Mead
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there is a hipster out there somewhere thinkin I'M ON IT.

    Jude
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in uncontrolled diabetes.

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    #7

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Phobias are caused by memories passed down genetically from our ancestors.

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    Kusotare
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is scientifically unprovable.

    Samantha Lomb
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/genetic-memory-how-we-know-things-we-never-learned/?redirect=1. There is also proof that trauma is passed down genetically and has negative affects on the offspring of victims. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5977074/

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew? Apparently one of my caveman ancestors was terrorised by a clown.

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with at least the wording of this. I can belief that instincts can be passed down--things bigger than us are dangerous, jaws and claws are dangerous, but I'd sure like to see evidence that memories can actually be passed down genetically.

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's interesting. It also explains the people who have an irrational fear of something, but can't explain where or why it came from.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was around four months old, there was an intense thunderstorm and there was a bolt of lightning right overhead followed by a very loud crack of thunder only about a second later. The baby was on a rug on the floor and I was sitting on the sofa. Looking down on him I realized that he was staring at my face in order to learn how to react to this. I am absolutely certain that he would have had to deal with a lifelong phobia of lightning and thunder if I had shown signs of being afraid. I was of course startled, but not afraid. So keep your cool around your little ones.

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    Katchen
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds as though it’s trying to explain natural selection or imprinting but not quite getting it.

    Olof T
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bogus. Only mutations that affect the reproductive cells can be passed on to the next generations. Memories are not mutations and does not affect the reproductive cells. There is a part of the brain that exists specifically to spot snakes. That's why many people are instinctively afraid of snakes. It has nothing to do with memories from our ancestors. If a child sees a parent being afraid of bees or dirt there is a chance that the phobia is passed on because a child's cognitive brain is easy to affect.

    Esther
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did something happen to my ancestor(s) that makes me afraid of thunder and lighting? Or that I'm afraid of heights? Dogs that I'm not familiar with? Does that also explain why I'm afraid of strangers? (I'm not afraid of small children I don't know, it's the grown people that I don't know that I worry about)

    Patrick Millet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some common phobias like fear of snakes and spiders, perhaps also heights or closed spaces and such are theorized to be evolved traits that helped our ancestors survive in the wild but other phobias are clearly not. At best, they are a hijacking of our inherited survival mechanisms, but I don't think clowns were common predators for humans.

    karen snyder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This particular type of Stupid hurts in every direction. Biological determinism is about the most uneducated c**p that there is. HINT; Real phobias come from real trauma; Not ancestral, genetic "memories."

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    #8

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    The world's fasted land animal ever recorded was a cheetah named ... Sarah.

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    Note Worthy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The also taught her to fetch. Thats why the area is named Sarah-getty.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! I think that is the worst pun ever, but I liked it!

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody else is noticing the Lord of the Rings reference? :(

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you mention it..👍👍

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    AgL.M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheetah + Sarah= Cheetara...ThunderCats :D

    Neal Evans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it went on a hunger strike?

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    #9

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Songbirds are into voyeurism.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how exactly do you find something like this out? By watching said birds, alright - but how do you know that they're "turned on"? Do you show them bird porn and watch the reactions? Or is it like a Laola wave, one couple starts it and all that see them start it soon after, and all that see THEM...? That'd be a lot of birds in a lot of trees to watch?

    Jace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would I even go about looking this up somewhere to make sure there’s some actual science behind this claim??

    Benjamin Boysley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The practice of gaining sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity.

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    #10

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Grasshoppers have ears on their stomachs.

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    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had extra stomachs on my ear, so I could eat more..v😊😊

    Ahnnah Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had ears on my belly, then I...Would hate myself.

    Allie Bensimhon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had ears on my belly, I wonder how well they would work, cause my current ears don't work very well... (I'm hard of hearing)

    #11

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Scallops have up to 200 eyes.

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    Roniel Randelman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never feel comfortable eating scallops again

    Flash The Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have now been put off scallops forever

    🏳️‍🌈👻EmoExtreemo👻🏳️‍🌈
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this may not be relevant but look up how clams move it's pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48_MU9NH2rc

    ispeak catanese
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're a lovely bright neon blue!

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    #12

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Raccoons see with their hands. Actually, they use their sense of touch to locate their food and are able to differentiate between objects at night only with their paws.

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    Jace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not “seeing”.

    Emily
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pompei episode, Dr. Who

    #13

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    A man called Charles Osborne spent 68 years of his life hiccuping. He died one year after they stopped.

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    Mimi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I had the biggest fear my hickups might not stop ever again.

    Wesley Liford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think of all the things he could have done...

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He worked a few jobs, got married several times, had kids etc, i'm sure he learned to live with them, well you would have to.

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    Annari du Plessis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neighbour we had once got some disease that mad him have the hiccups for months

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://health.howstuffworks.com/diseases-conditions/respiratory/are-there-foods-that-cause-hiccups.htm

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even stand one friggin evening of hiccups. I can't imagine how he can have accustomed to that.

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    #14

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Sometimes Komodo dragon females mate with their male offsprings. They're also capable of reproducing without males.

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    Vernice Aure
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, considering the the bacterial load in their mouths, it must be hard to get a mate. Talk about dragon breath...

    Marcellus the Third
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I remember all those documentaries saying they have so many bacteria that their prey succumbs after a few hours, from one or more bites... 'almost as if they're venomous'. Then a few decades later, somebody says "yes, that's suspiciously venom-like", checks, and finds they're very venomous indeed! No weird bacteria that kill in hours!

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    Patrick Millet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, many many animales will mate with their offspring (including dogs) and parthenogenesis (reproduction without mating) is found in various organisms, including many reptiles

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are terrifying animals. They bite their prey and let them slowly die from the toxin. They'll stalk and harass the prey until they finally collapse from the toxins. The komodo dragons will then eat their prey, often times still alive.

    Jace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another vertebrate that does parthenogenesis. Wow.

    Ocean Eevee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Komodo dragons eat their young...

    sobi reh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOUR PIC DID NOT MATCH WITH THE FACT YOU WRITE PLZ UPLOAD THE RELEVANT PIC

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    #15

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Peanuts are legumes, not nuts. So technically speaking, people that are allergic to peanuts are actually allergic to legumes, not nuts.

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    Isabella
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No s#it! This one is almost like me at any restaurant event :/ - I have so much less common allergies people think I'm just kidding... and then I end up in hospital because waiter thought I was kidding.

    Sammie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you cant she is allergic to greens

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, isn't lettuce considered a green? Anyone?

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    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is vegan, lactose intolerant & gluten intolerant. She brings her own food when she visits me. My dad was allergic to eggs, nuts, fish, shellfish, nutmeg, lecithin & celery. He was also vegetarian. I am just allergic to bananas. We have wonderful genetics!

    Owl Payson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus why tree nut allergies aren’t peanut allergies nessasliy

    Yeetus Deletus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone actually read what she said? so many people are saying things that she's allergic to

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And strawberries are not berries but nuts.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/02/23/388450621/feeding-babies-foods-with-peanuts-appears-to-prevent-allergies?t=1558266755043

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    #16

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Apples float because they're 23% air.

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    Walter Nata
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not because they are witches? Well thanks a lot Monte Python.

    Bread loaf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood, and therefore a witch

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    Troux
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a way of telling them apart from a pear, which will sink.

    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Core blimey governor, i didn't know that.

    Ruth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhah I love the references in these

    Ava Ford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like chip bags but the other way around

    Peko
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience wherever you find an apple tree there's usually a lot of air just floating around

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    #17

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    The country with the most tornadoes per square mile is ... the United Kingdom.

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    Marika Aeon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? can anybody explain me this?

    Benjamin Boysley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "An average of 34 tornadoes strike the country per year, which works out at 2.2 per 10,000km sq. You’ll typically find most of England’s twisters in the Thames Valley, close to the cities of Reading and London." This is an exert from: https://www.weatherstationadvisor.com/what-country-has-the-most-tornadoes/. Hope it offers some insight.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low square miles kinda skews the picture. If one tornado hit Monaco they'd win.

    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're weather mad, and even the smallest of tornadoes would be reported.

    Anna M. Raimondi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there were 50 tornadoes touching ground this weekend in USA

    Mosheh Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, they're A, much less powerful (the last F4 was in 1810, and the most powerful recent one, in 2005, was an F1/F2 in Birmingham), and B, the statistics only work because half of the USA is virtually tornado free. The deadliest tornado occurred in Bangladesh, in April 1989. Over 1,300 dead, and over 10,000 injured. Bangladesh is one of the most tornado-prone countries in the world, and has tornadoes as violent as those of the USA. However, the population density is much higher than Tornado alley in the USA, the houses are built worse, and there are few tornado shelter. As a comparison, the 1911 Tri-State Tornado had a track three or four times as long, was just as wide, but there were "only" 695 fatalities, and 2,002 injured.

    Kade MacNeill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When somebody uses miles per hour instead of tornados per square mile

    Kade MacNeill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone uses miles per hour instead of tornados per square mile

    Jo Choto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is strange since I have never seen one in the UK and nor has anybody else I asked.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2211607/what-are-tornadoes-and-how-often-do-they-hit-the-uk/

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    #18

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Naked mole rats live in colonies with a single queen giving birth to all the workers.

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    Lydia Washburn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a lotta babies for a MAMMAL. Go queen Betsy.

    Vernice Aure
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    A good work around the natural 'good' looks.

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    #19

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Violin bows are only made from horse hair.

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    Shireen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?! Is that why they're so expensive?!

    ANDREA SERRANO MORALES
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its true, i play the violin, cough (whispers) one of the hardest instruments to learn how to play, my instructors have told me that and if u dont rosin ur bow for a few days... it starts to sound rly scratchy

    JadeAngel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because the rosin helps the bow really grab the strings When it wears off the bow's 'grip' on the strings is weaker so you rosin it up again. It's also why you don't want to touch the bow hair, it can create an oil spot from your fingers and the rosin won't lay down as well so you get a smooth spot on that part which won't catch as much and so that spot on the bow is more pianissimo, or even silent if it's bad enough. Also a violin player, nice to see another :)

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    Lorraine R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they only use white hair?

    JadeAngel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black hair is used sometimes for larger bowed instruments because the hair is courser and grabs the strings better.

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    Erik Sawyer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat gut is used for the instrument's strings, not the bow.

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    R.I.P. Grumpy Cat X(((
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they are making artificial horse hair bows now. The only way I know this is that I am a celloist.

    John Guerin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're also made with wood. Usually pernambuco and ebony.

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    #20

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Fruit flies use poop to attract their mates.

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    NanZ
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Love the illustration.

    #21

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    The orange existed for 200 years before the color orange.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what color was orange before orange?

    Ahnnah Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the HECK would scientists know that and why?!

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you were not sarcastic... We tend to name colours by the item we associate to that. Although each colour name has its own story. So... This is why orange is orange, olive is olive, violet is violet and so on.

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    Mimi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oranges were cultivated in China over 2.000 yrs ago. So how scientific is it to state that the color orange came along 200 yrs after that? Good thing we know now that sunset was obviously green until then through all ages.

    fruit_panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They mean the word "orange" being used to refer to that color

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    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what color were these early oranges?

    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby oranges are green in colour : )

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    #22

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Polar bears are cannibals.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering their lack of resources and how it continues to dwindle, this doesn't surprise me. It's all about survival.

    Natasha Forchione
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saddest thing I saw was a Polar dying cuz he didnt have anything to eat in one of the Planet Earth documentaries. Wish the crew had saved him :(

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that. I was screaming at the tv to either save him or shoot him, either way, show some compassion. There are times when there should be exceptions to the rules of scientific study

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    Dana Marriott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fact makes me so very very sad & upset. I love Polar Bears <3

    Rip grumpy cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like one of my friend's fursona QWQ She has issues..I guess

    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the "silence of the lambs" reverence

    Note Worthy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only bear that doesn't s*it in the woods.

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    #23

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    There's a species of horned screeching birds called ... the horned screamers. They're as terrifying as they sound.

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    Doug Thomas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found the horned screamers on YouTube, played it, and my cat ran out of the room.

    Unhuman_Weirdo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are kinda cute i mean just look

    fruit_panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sound like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park!

    Queen MT
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are those the birds that just sit in a tree and scream all day cuz if so they're annoying

    Note Worthy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are birds that mimic moths.

    #24

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong littered the moon's surface with over 100 pieces of trash.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everywhere humans go we destroy. SMH.

    Flash The Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like if you go up Mount Everest, apparently there's a lot of litter and dead bodies

    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also at least 96 bags of human waste (urine, faeces, etc) on the moon.

    KMB
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is disgusting! They should have brought them home & disposed of them here.

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    Candice S
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But yet the earth is flat and nobody landed on the moon. SMH

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    #25

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    The Alps formed after the dinosaurs went extinct.

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    Lucinda Overhoussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meteorite landed just off the coast of Mexico. If it had hit deep water or land, the dinosaurs would not have been wiped out and the earth would still be the land of the dinosaurs.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are still around. They are called birds now.

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    Rip grumpy cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ThE HiLlZ R AlIvE WItH z SOuNd Of mUsICCCCCCCc

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that where the giant meteor landed?

    Note Worthy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, if that were the case they would have called it the Oops.

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    S P Arif S Wibowo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinosaurs did not go extinct. Many dinosaurs species did go extinct in Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event, certainly larger ones did, but many other survive the event, and continue evolving and have their members live among us now. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur#Extinction_of_major_groups - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird#Dinosaurs_and_the_origin_of_birds

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    6 years ago

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    #26

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    The ocean is eleven Eiffel Towers stacked on top of each other deep (3,682.2 meters).

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    Ahnnah Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all parts of the ocean are that freakin' deep, so which one do you mean?!

    Ocean Eevee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means the deepest part of the ocean. The ocean is so vast and colorful and mystical.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 12080.7 feet for all the fellow Americans out there ;-)

    Note Worthy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the movie 20,000 Eiffel Towers Under the Sea

    Jocelyn Dae
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smh- madeline tansey bryson and Joseph Barnett, you are both right. There is one ocean. Just because humans name certain sections of it does not mean there is not one big connected body of water.

    madeline tansey bryson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answering ahnnah newell. There is only one ocean so saying which one doesn't make sense

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The ocean"? There are lots of oceans, and all different depths.

    MN Free Spirit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets just all agree this is a stupid statement!

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    #27

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Great apes are incapable of telling the difference between musical genres.

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    Mimi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Koko the famous gorilla, capable of sign language, was able to share her thoughts - amongst others- about death, about nature and friendship. I'm pretty sure she could tell the difference between Deathmetal and Mozart, then. But little do I know...

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she was friends with Robin Williams and cried when her kitten died.

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    Note Worthy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why I don't let them mess with my radio while Im driving.

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that read that as Grape Apes?

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know WE are part of the “great ape” family, right?

    Mosheh Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inaccurate, since humans are great apes.

    Betsy Knox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they forgot that humans are part of the family of great apes.

    earringnut
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are great apes. Just sayn.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not that great at music then.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they can, but how would you ask them?

    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, who got paid to figure that out?

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    #28

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    Lobsters and jellyfish are immune to the passing of time. Sadly, they're not protected from disease of injury.

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    pete stringer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is technically incorrect, Lobsters can repair their own DNA (by regrowing the materials that maintain it called telomerase ) there is a lot of research into it, HOWEVER nature prevents immortal crustaceans in a rather cruel way. While they can theoretically get larger and larger as time passes assuming they avoid danger and disease, eventually they get so big that to shed their old shell for the newer one to accommodate their size they aren't able to physically ingest the energy required and either die crushed in their own shell, or via the variety of issues arising from being unable to make the change due to dietary limitations. (at one point their stomach not allowing enough food to convert to the energy required to shed etc) - most however do not live to be large enough for this to be an issue due to fishing and dangers of being so large. Largest one recorded weighed: 51.5 lbs (23.36 kg) and was caught in Maine, USA in 1926. Largest-Lo...294772.jpg Largest-Lobster-from-Maine-5cdedb4294772.jpg

    Patrick Millet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I believe it's one species (or group?) of jellyfish who are able to revert to larval stage and avoid senescence.

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    Marika Aeon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    interesting I heard about jellyfish but I don't know about lobsters :O

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sadly, they're not protected from disease of injury." Ahem... I don't think that's sad, honestly. Would you want your seas infested with jellyfish forever and ever and ever?

    debrina blackmoon
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a jellyfish-turritopsis dohrnii-begins its life over repeatedly from the polyp stage

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    Jace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is “immune to the passing of time”. Stupid effing statement.

    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. That they don't naturally just die of old age is not the same as being immune to the passing of time.

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    Natasha Forchione
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they are like those ladies in "death becomes her"

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now experts only need to find out how and we have the so dreamed medicament to don't get old.

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    #29

    We Illustrated 29 Real Science Facts To Prove How Ridiculous They Are

    The most dangerous animal in the world is ... the common house fly.

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    Just a Purpler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be curious to see the citations for this, I've been told and seen research showing mosquitoes are the most dangerous.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WRONG. It's mosquitos. http://www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcmosquitoes.htm

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dangerous" is a relative and vague concept. Dangerous for whom? In what way? This one doesn't really mean anything.

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought humans were the most dangerous animal.

    Emily
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the top of the food chain but it depends on how you look at it

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    Flash The Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well technically humans the most dangerous animals in world

    Jo Choto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it dangerous and to whom?

    Laurie Clark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought humans would win this notorious distinction, hands down...int terms of the most damage that can be done to the planet.

    Whatevers not taken
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i'd rather face a house fly then a tiger. Just my thought. All i need is a newspaper to beat one.

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