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Welcome back, our dear Pandas. We know you’re meme-hardened internet veterans who have seen more jokes than most others. There’s probably nothing that could faze or befuddle you anymore, right? Well, to that I’ll say, “Wait just a minute,” because we’ve got some great pics to make your jaws drop while you do a double-take.
This is where the ‘Hol Up!’ subreddit comes in. The online community is dedicated to images, memes, and dark jokes that make you raise an eyebrow and wonder what the ever-loving heck is going on there. Upvote the pics that confused you, made you laugh, and made you say ‘hold up!’ as you scroll down. Enjoy! Just remember, some of these are not for the faint of heart. However, one recent study has indicated that lovers of dark humor also tend to be more intelligent, less aggressive, and have a better time fighting off the blues.
Comedy writer, musical comedian, and 'pop star in waiting' Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that dark humor is surprising and that this surprise, along with misdirection, make us laugh. "We laugh out of shock at the inappropriateness of the joke—it's a kind of 'that shouldn't be allowed, but it's really funny as a result' laughter." Read on for our full interview with Ariane, as well as for our chat with the founder of the r/HolUp subreddit, Susan, aka redditor Siouxsie_siouxv2, and a handful of other moderators who were all very humorous and lighthearted. "r/HolUp is stupid and terrible, but it's our stupid and terrible," the founder said.
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#1
Brain Damage
Levels of irony 4 years ago
Oh s**t people be roasting the f**k outta trump
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#2
Unacceptable
justanotherBoredpanda 4 years ago
Am I the only one who looked back at the picture because I didn't notice it was wrong until they said it?
haha laser go brrr 4 years ago
No, I did too. Heck, I've never worn a bow tie (at least not yet) so I had no idea there was a wrong way to wear one
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Austyn Gudgell 4 years ago
I was thinking this was going to be homophobic, very glad its not, also hilarious XD.
#3
Holup
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
Then had the nerve to claime some guy named Chriss found it in the first place.
The r/HolUp community has 1.5 million ‘memes refugees’ as they like to call their members. Meanwhile, the members that are currently online are known as ‘meme connoisseurs’ which we think perfectly encapsulates the sarcastic, fun-loving spirit of the community that pokes fun at everything. It’s all done for the laughs and humor seems to be their highest virtue.
The founder of the r/HolUp subreddit Susan joked with Bored Panda that r/HolUp "features the world's most pristine collection of sacred ancient jpeg artifacts." According to her, she made the subreddit "to go with the fat Albert meme," but forgot it existed and one day showed up to see that the place had 50k subscribers. Susan also added that they try not to pay any attention to anyone who's not a fan of dark humor. "Ignoring people is a burden, but we make do."
Meanwhile, comedian Ariane told Bored Panda that being mindful of everyone's sensitivities would lead to massive self-censorship. However, we should also try to be tactful even as we put humor above feelings. "I don't think there are any topics that should never be joked about, but people are unlikely to respond receptively if you're making dark jokes about a tragedy in the immediate aftermath."
#4
Good Parenting
Marianne Contrino 4 years ago
This kinda reminds me of the time when an ex jokingly asked, "What would you do if I came home one day, and told you I accidentally killed someone on a deserted road, on the way back from work? Would you, A. Leave me, and call the police. B. Leave me, but not call the police. C. Stay with me, but call the police. D. Run over to Home Depot, and buy a shovel, and some tarp?" I said, "My god...what is wrong with you?!?! Are you some sort of psycho?!?! How could you even ask such an awful thing?!?! Everyone knows Menards has much better prices on their shovels. I'm living with a monster!!"
Dillon Hughes 4 years ago
Total dad of the year! Trust your daughter knows who to stab and do it carefully!
#5
Well Technically
eezycheezes101 4 years ago
Am i the only one who noticed his last name is literally white? Doesn't help the situation, either.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
I know that it shouldn’t but I always find amusing when a blacks persons surname is white.
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Faith Hurst 4 years ago
It's actually hard to tell. I guess everyone thinks of the people of this land as all "redskins" but there were a lot of skin tones. She could just be someone who colored her hair. Both of my grandmothers literally grew up on reservations, both had one white parent, and they are way lighter skinned than this lady.
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
The school book story is so far from the truth. So many school books braine washed so many children who grew up teachng their children. More than sad, scary, generations who learned the lies . She wasn't a cartoon picture. She was a child who had the courage to protect her friend.
#6
Putting This On My Vision Board
WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
Humans: *release a breath of relief* Alien: *turns to fellow aliens* are we on the wrong planet? Alien 2: no. But we went back in time approximately three months. Alien: what year is it? Alien 2: 2020 Alien: SO THATS WHY they have those growths on their faces! Alien: *whacks him* Jesus Christ Harold for the last time their masks how are you so f*****g dumb-
Heather Atwood 4 years ago
Sorry, it doesn't take aliens to do that, we are doing it to ourselves folks!!!
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Honest question, why the hell would WE want to invade Earth of all places?
Oerff On Tour 4 years ago
The irrefutable proof of the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life is the fact that they have NOT made contact with earth
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Revealing to Bored Panda that one of her favorite games is the shocking card game 'Cards Against Humanity,' Ariane added that it "definitely contains topics that I don't even want to list here for fear of being canceled! But it's absolutely hilarious."
#7
Nightmare
MERCI LANGSTON 4 years ago
the fear came from too much Animal Planet for me
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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Late marriage? I'm not sure what that even means. Getting married later in life? Better not married than married to the wrong person. Groom (or other bride) arrives late to the ceremony? If she's marrying that person she knows she can trust them to have a very good reason. Unsettling, but hardly a nightmare.
JessG 4 years ago
Yes, it's a ridiculous patriarchal statement. That's why the toilet snake response
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Monika Rhodes 4 years ago
It's like the other thing- every woman wants a child and if you don't want to- just have it- you'll change your mind...
#8
Hol Up
#9
Badass Dad
Ariane said: "As a comedian, I'm not very shockable, but that said, someone I know made a joke about the Grenfell Tower tragedy which was just too horrible for my taste—and when something's too distasteful for you, it ceases to be funny."
There's a deep fear of being 'canceled' or 'de-platformed' that's making comedians (and ordinary people) rethink their jokes. At least on social media where it can be taken out of context very easily (tone and sarcasm are difficult things to get right on the net). Ariane believes that some parts of society have become too sensitive to humor while other parts don't do any editing to their jokes. There needs to be a balance between the two.
#10
Are They Dead Yet?
Coleonema 4 years ago
I'd prevent Nelson Mandela. The country really went down with him after he died
Something 4 years ago
Someone already did, but then he died again later and some people remembered the first death (hence the Mandela effect).
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KombatBunni 4 years ago
Ditto. I’d use my power for that one. Or Robin Williams.
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HarperTheCentaur (they/them) 4 years ago
that's what i was thinking! poor boy, he had so much life left to live
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HarperTheCentaur (they/them) 4 years ago
hang on why is everyone downvoting @thisisanalt what did they do? their comment seems reasonable send help
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
I’m not sure either, I think sometimes a post can change context depending on posts before/after them. I thought they meant that they’d checked that Keanu Reeves wasn’t dead, I’m not sure why that was offensive to so many people. Maybe we missed the crucial point.
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Natasha Romanoff 4 years ago
I would say Chadwick...his wife's speech was so beautiful last night
#11
Ded
Scyth 4 years ago
Then you will find all the pictures devoid of tourists because of the smell.
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Louise B 4 years ago
So HE'S the culprit! Probably batted her off a giant table. Now he's giving himself a purrfect alibi (sorry - I think lockdown is getting to me)
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#12
Doll
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
I saw a movie with that as the plot. It's called "Toy Story."
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WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
It’s official y’all. Grab your hunting gear. We gone blow up these mfs
Brie Sansotta 4 years ago
I have 60 dolls of various sizes in my other bedroom. My friends think they can hear and walk around at night
"Sometimes that's good as the jokes involve 'punching down' towards minorities, etc. But they'll still make those jokes in private, and their friends will still laugh. I think 'too touchy' can't be applied across the board—but if we're making dark jokes, we should aim for the space between 'too safe' and 'too distasteful!'"
Another moderator at r/HolUp, user N8theGr8. said that the subreddit's popularity can be explained by the fact that they're "rootinest tootinest subreddit on this side of the Appalatchie." If you haven't gathered yet, the mods are a hoot and you'll fit right in as a member if you like to have fun. "Users know that what you see is what you get, until it's not!"
N8theGr8 went into more detail about the subreddit constantly walking on a razor's edge (that's suspended above thin ice). "About once a month we get modmails telling us that the icon we picked for the subreddit is a racist caricature, but it's actually from an 80's cartoon called 'Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids.' It's an homage to that cartoon rather than a racist stereotype." The mod also joked that "there's no such thing as right or wrong" and that they subscribe to moral nihilism."
#13
El Capitan Americo
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
Well if you wanna get drab on us, technically EVERY state is a lone star state, since each star represents...one state. Texas didn't think their catch phrase through.
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
If they put 50 stars on him he's going to look like a figure skater , not a super hero lol
Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
He's from Brookline. Lots of Puerto Ricans live there. So would he be a shark or a jet?
#14
He's Right Wolv- Wait What The
YoyoSthlm 4 years ago
OMG, my ex husband said "you'll never earn any money from those hundred wolves you bought" but WHO IS LAUGHING NOW BRANDON??
Coleonema 4 years ago
Nevermind, we've got lions here, we'll just use those
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earringnut 4 years ago
I don't know if I hate or love how well this works.
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#15
That Man Is A Treasure
Kim Irving 4 years ago
This! This is why this man is one of the best humans EVER!!! (I say "one of" because we can never forget Keanu Reeves)
Meanwhile, moderator Cwenham said that the subreddit is "like a fairground ride that gives people the thrill of danger without actually being in danger, r/HolUp gives you the feeling of being edgy without actually being edgy. And the fairground is Action Park."
Cwenham joked that they might have ended up in the community against their will (is this a not-so-subtle plea for help? I guess we'll never find out. Blink twice if you're in trouble!). "One day Susan asked me if her drink tasted like scopolamine and I woke up here. I'm really amazed that they managed to fill this bathtub with so much ice. Why does my tummy hurt?"
According to the mod, some people always seek opportunities to be offended "like bums looking for cans and bottles with a deposit" and the sub is "like a waste tip swarming with seagulls" for them. |For everyone else, r/HolUp is like a waste tip swarming with seagulls."
#16
He’s Not Wrong...
Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
Scary thought, this was actually supposed to be the subject of my masters paper in law school. My angle would be the right to die, based on new technology for the military to "freeze" wounded soldiers in the field so they would have time to get to a real hospital. If a criminal is fataly wounded while commiting crime, would it be in breach of his rights to resurrect him later?
Bill 4 years ago
It would suck to be a vampire getting sentenced to life without parole
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Teresa Taylor 4 years ago
It worked for Jon Snow!! He was able to leave the Night's Watch because those f^ers killed him and the Red Witch brought him back to life. The Night's Watch were to serve until their death. He did that. Then he left.
#17
Are You Taking It?
K.Kobayashi 4 years ago
Nah, the person I hate most already lost the election and is facing multiple prosecutions and lawsuits. £100k isn't going to make him feel any better.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Maybe it'll help him stop bankrupting casinos (how do you even do that).
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
You can push a button and it will give you $100,000 but the worst mathematician in the worst will also get $100,000. Will you do it? Me, pushing the button because I want $450,097
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
I mean I accept, because the person I hate most in the world is Hitler and he's already dead.
Michał Jastrzębski 4 years ago
yeah, I'd take the money. I might hate her, but im not jealous.
#18
Wait A Minute
BabaBizzle 4 years ago
So he’s definitely suffering from Chernobyl cause he has 8 fingers and maybe a tail and extra tongue?
Yet another moderator, Tech-Support-420, pitched in with their insights. They became a mod on r/HolUp nearly half a year ago and thanked their "great overlord u/siouxsie_siouxv2 the grandmaster of r/dankmemes that created this sub 2 and a half years ago."
Tech-Support-420 opened up about the simplicity that drives people to visit the subreddit. "People like memes. People like funny/edgy memes this place offers them. What sets us apart is our community, We have a 9k+ member discord server and fun activities on the sub like spin the wheel, and the subreddit mods have their own club and has a ton of lore as well."
The community is meant for edgy jokes that aren't supposed to be taken seriously at all. However, Tech-Support-420 added that the community does have its fair share of redditors that get offended "at any tiny joke" and "13-year-old edgelords" who think that spamming low-effort shock value jokes is funny.
#19
Never Have I Ever
Daniela Strobl 4 years ago
You usually would just be handcuffed if you're a danger to yourself or others or in danger of fleeing.
Load More Replies... King Joffrey 4 years ago
Ironically enough, it was Martha Stewart who did any time out of the three...
François Carré 4 years ago
You can't take away Anna Kendrick's pride. Look at her, whatever she does she's killing it.
HufflePuffleGothleGay 4 years ago
my older brother works in the courts escourting prisoners , and when he was practising with handcuffs he asked to practise on me . he fiddled around for a bit and then left the room giggling . i was stuck to my bed for an hour
zims 4 years ago
Martha Stewart went to prison for five months, they didn't cuff her during that time?
#20
A Very Good Boy
brukernavn340 4 years ago
I know it's meant as a joke, but hyenas actually DO belong in the same group as cats, called Feliformia.
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#21
Holup
Louise B 4 years ago
Those lions are hoping noah one will notice, "Just keep walking' It all worked out though. We still have lions. So these two must have really put in some effort.
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Nerdpanda 3 years ago
Not sure...but what I'm sure about is God does not tolerate systematic hatred of people
Load More Replies... K.Kobayashi 4 years ago
At least those gazelles are safe, since most of the hunting is done by female lions.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Well noah's wife will go feed all these (a few lion subspecies, plus panthers jaguars cougars etc), presumably from the pairs of antelopes noah loaded. So quite a few must have gone extinct.
Load More Replies... Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago
Really? (Wonder how someone found that out ;) )
Load More Replies... The ‘Hol Up!’ subreddit is fairly new. It was founded only in the Autumn of 2018. While some of the content its members post is fairly innocent and will get a chuckle out of you, other pics and videos might really get a genuine WTF reaction from you. Just remember not to take any of it seriously. It’s a place of humor, not getting angry at how ‘insensitive’ some of the stuff there might be. And after a year like 2020 (the after-effects of which we’re still all feeling), can you really blame people for wanting to have a good ol’ laugh?
Moderator Gaywallet told Bored Panda that they remove any content that's "edgy just go be edgy," bigoted, or offensive. Meanwhile, redditor Megatwins100 explained that, in their opinion, it's the moderation that sets the subreddit apart from others. According to them, the heart and soul of the "amazing community full of amazing people" is founder Siouxsie_siouxv2, as well as all the other active users.
"I believe that this subreddit would never be the same without her [the founder]. She knows how to grow a subreddit, and how to make one great. A few things that set this sub apart in the moderation category are the experimental things that happen here. A good example is that users can type '!spin' in the comments section to have a random event happen, anywhere from being banned to getting a position as moderator. On other subs, this wouldn't fly in the slightest. But on /r/HolUp, the mods are willing to take this risk to make it happen."
#22
True Alpha Whale
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Frankly, I would PAY him the $6mil to make sure I was there at delivery, with exclusive film rights
#23
Holup
Lisa Yario 4 years ago
If you have any chips it may make them worse. My sister had a crack across the bottom of her windshield. She left the car with me while she went out of town and I had the windshield replaced. I drew the crack back on it and she didn't notice it for 5 months until her wipers started to smear it off.
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago
Is it because of the quick change in temperature? Say how a glass cup is frozen, yet becomes broken when boiling water is immediately added?
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Obviously. Glass expands slightly when heating up, so the heated side suddenly expands but the other, unheated side stays the same temp -- crack! All things being equal, thinner cracks less because both sides are closer in temperature (glass is a bad insulator, transfers heat quickly).
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#24
Well...
Marnie 4 years ago
Not the kid. They'll run if you let them. Definitely serves the parents right. (Restaurants shouldn't allow it.)
Load More Replies... BabaBizzle 4 years ago
Parents are to blame, a kids going to be crazy until a parent does their job and parents the kid.
Lsai Aeon 4 years ago
I was out with my son for ice cream one evening. Had 3, I guess Islam or Muslim (by dress) women come in with about 12 kids. After some of the kids finished their ice cream they got up and started running around the restaurant. I got tired of their crap, 8 kids running circles around tables. I got up and started YELLING at these kids to sit down and mind their manners, this was not a F*****G playground. 3 of the kids sat down where they stood, the rest returned to the table. As my son and I were leaving, all the ladies looked up at me and said "Thank you" It's not always the parents or the guardians
KT 4 years ago
I used to waitress at a family restaurant. This kid was tearing around the place like it was his home, ran around the corner right into a hot pot of coffee a waiter was carrying and it smashed instantly. Kid had to be taken to a hospital it was awful. Moral of the story, don't EVER let your kids do that!!!
Caroline Overill 4 years ago
Actually wouldn't do you much good unless he knocked himself out.
One of the main points is to embrace the memes without judging them too harshly while also balancing this with proper moderation to ensure that everyone feels welcome, no matter their background. Moderator IndigoSoln explained that they try to avoid "mod-dictatorship" while keeping to Reddit's terms of services and following in the "proud tradition set forth by traditional meme subs like r/funny, r/Memes, and r/AdviceAnimals back in the day of not judging the content posted here too harshly."
User BlatantConservative pitched in, pointing out that there will always be someone offended by the jokes posted on the subreddit, just like anywhere else. "Being offended isn't a choice, it's a way of life. Those users can't help it."
#25
Don’t Do That
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
I was just about to say that! I watched it again Saturday for the first time in about 5 years. Still one of the best!
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#26
Regular WiFi
Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago
I'm such a bad person for laughing at this. And the post itself.
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Damon Tripodi 4 years ago
WTF with the African kids starving? I thought we had solved this already. Same damn commercials from 40 years ago.
#27
Not Again Kermit
Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago
I knew it! Should have ordered the frog legs for dinner!
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Samtheperson 4 years ago
All these conspiracy theory’s, but I’d never guess Kermit would be next
'Reader's Digest' writes that a new study in the 'Cognitive Processing journal suggests that those who appreciate dark humor may have higher IQs, show lower aggression, and resist negative feelings much more effectively. At least, compared to those who scoff at dark humor and think it's a waste of their time and dignity.
According to the study, those who both understood and enjoyed dark jokes showed higher intelligence. Meanwhile, those who least liked dark humor were also the most aggressive and had the worst moods. This might be linked to the fact that laughter provides multiple health benefits. If you're able to laugh at negativity and during difficult times, you're more likely to feel better.
The subreddit’s moderators explain that their community is about shocking their viewers and bringing them out of their comfort box. “Holup! A feeling of shock and confusion. A reaction to an unexpected and often negative turn of events that starkly contrasts the situation's expected outcome. A storytelling element often employed in humor similar to ‘bait-and-switch,’” they explain, adding that it’s all for fun and that you shouldn’t take things too seriously.
#28
Bear With Him
#29
Nice Qualifications You Got Here
Gabunya Matata 4 years ago
he went to Jail but can't say J, so he said Yale ( Yale, the university, spelled like jail but with a Y lol ) so he " really needs this Yob (job)"
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Gabunya Matata 4 years ago
he went to Jail but can't say J, so he said Yale ( Yale, the university, spelled like jail but with a Y lol ) so he " really needs this Yob (job)"
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#30
Run Along Now Child Go Play
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
I would shout out across the plane, "Oh will you just shut the f**k up!?"
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
I would just look him dead in the eyes and scream back, and every time he started up again I would just scream at him again.
BonnieBlueButler 4 years ago
Big fan of the "stranger death stare"... stops them In their tracks.
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M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago
I helped the parent of a screaming child once. Just got up and asked he if I could just hold the baby. She said sure, went to the bathroom, cried, came back to a sleeping child. I wasn't stressed so the wee-bot fell asleep. Not like I could take the kid anywhere so momma knew it was safe. Just stood there in the aisle and then put the baby in the carrier and waited for mom to come back from the bathroom. I wish someone had been that kind to me when I was flying alone with an infant, a toddler and a five year old, but NOPE judgmental assholes everywhere...
Teresa Taylor 4 years ago
I would be pitching a fit to the flight attendants and the flight crew and the so-called adults with the little demon-spawn. We'd probably be doing an emergency landing because the fur would be flying!! That crap is not acceptable.
Daphne Williams 4 years ago
This looks like a little kid. If he had an ear infection, he might have been in horrible pain. No child screams for 8 hours for his or her own enjoyment. They do it because they have no control over anything. So maybe not call a small child who might be in pain a demon-spawn.
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When you join r/HolUp, you get a message from Susan, the creator of the sub, sent via Reddit’s WelcomeBot. “Welcome to holup. One day you may look back at this time as the period when holup was ‘good’ and demand a change to make it good again. Sorry to inform you, the sub has never been that good, you're just new here.”
The founder continued: “That said, maybe the best thing about holup isn't necessarily the content, but the community. This sub is a sandbox for mods to try new ideas and we have weird things happening all the time. Plus my friend rjshwerin made a discord server that is actually good, unlike this sub. I'm kidding, there is good content here sometimes.” Susan explained that she’s open to any direct messages and will answer any questions or comments that you might have. They’re all a friendly crowd, so go and say ‘hi.’ The subreddit’s also open to suggestions on how to improve it. So don’t be shy if you’re brimming with ideas about improving the place and giving it a new coat of paint.
#31
Only In America
Eric Lafleur 4 years ago
Letting Homer have guns is like letting unstable, homicidal mor.. (sigh) never mind...
#32
Wholesome Holup
zims 4 years ago
He didn't just take money, I remember he once stole a wagon of meat from a rich merchant and pretended to be a shopkeeper to sell them at market for super cheap. Pretty girls got it for free if they kissed him.
Hugh Cookson 4 years ago
That may well have been a film that you are remembering ....... Historian here who did a thesis on Robin of Loxley, plus I lived for many years in the area where he did his 'heroic' deeds. For the time (12th / 13th Century) , he was quite advanced, but this didn't mean he was above murdering rival gang leaders ..... Oh and lastly, he's probably an amalgamation of several people, in other words a myth ....
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#33
Definitely
Which pics made you laugh out loud as though you were a teenager again, dear Readers? Did you enjoy the dark humor or did you think it went too far? Do you agree with the study’s findings that dark humor enthusiasts tend to be smarter and less aggressive? In your opinion, do you believe that we should be able to laugh at everything or do you think there should be some topics that are off-limits? Share your thoughts with everyone below.
#34
Hol Up
Ria C. 4 years ago
I had to call 911 a few weeks ago (f-i-l fell, he's doing better) no joke it rang and rang I looked at the timer and it was already at 45 seconds. I'm pretty sure it a minute when they finally answered.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Probably dealing with another emergency or some idiot who wanted to know what the weather report was. 911 centers only have a certain number of phones and operators. It's why in most places it's a crime to make non emergency calls. Those seconds can be major
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Gabunya Matata 4 years ago (edited)
there was an actual case i read about few days ago, about this woman fired from being a dispatcher cuz she was rarely picking the phone cuz she "didn't feel like talking" .......
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 4 years ago
ok i definitely laughed too hard at this, i will see myself out now
#35
Hold On
Autumn 4 years ago
Roses are red......... Cacti are prickly......... may I just say.................... THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
J. Normal 4 years ago
Actually this is someone I would be interested in. They have a sense of humor.
Austyn Gudgell 4 years ago
I love that they are not sexual first of all but "CAN I HAVE THEM" sounds like the time I tried to get my friend to let me eat his tooth (no I wouldnt actually eat it)
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
No, I wouldn't actually eat it, I would just had take a bit, a small bit, is not eat, so.
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A Classic
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Oh c'mon. This is a very Rodney Dangerfield sort of joke.
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#37
Hol Up
Telmo Belo 4 years ago
That sticker is not for the other drivers to be careful. It's for the EMTs to help the child first
Hannah M 4 years ago
Oh. I had thought it was a warning that the driver (with a baby in the car) might be easily distracted by screaming or something. I'm so dumb 🤦🏼♀️
Load More Replies... Bruce Mardle 4 years ago
Whenever I see one of those stickers in a parked car on a hot day, I smash a window so the baby doesn't die.
BPisaddictive 2 years ago
If the sticker is very faded chances are the baby is now grown up enough to drive themselves
#38
Yeah Grandmaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
cicjos pacik 4 years ago
"yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Grandma!!!" "w8 why isntshe stopping???"
Kendra Miller 4 years ago
Actually the car would probably sense that it's passenger is in distress and drive them straight to the hospital
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
I still question the decision engine of these cars. If a pedestrian steps in front of a car that's going too fast to stop, does it swerve - risking a serious crash (maybe into a tree or another car), injuring the passenger? Or keep going and hit the pedestrian to protect the passenger?
Oerff On Tour 4 years ago
The moral dilemma the programmers face. If there are 2 pedestrians, will it kill it's single occupant?
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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Then the car takes over grandma. That is Elon Musk's plan all along.
#39
Playin 4d Chess
Draco Malfoy 4 years ago
"Sir you are no longer going to jail for forgery." "You are going for bribery, get in the back of the car."
#40
I Mean He's Not Wrong
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
Your honor, the defendant is clearly intelligent enough to have planned and committed this heinous crime.
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Harvard Law School
RandomPandaGuyHamiltonLafayette 4 years ago
Yale would have been better (coz there is a lock company called Yale)
#42
Sorry Dad
El muerto 4 years ago
And when he grows up, he'll be having sex with his sister...I wonder why they never made a musical number for that one
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Nala could be daughter of Scar so they would be cousins. Not that it is much better. They should have added a third unrelated male or explain that Nalas mum joined the pride while pregnant or so.
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#43
Y’all Better Thank The Bus Driver
Sum Guy 4 years ago
We know what he's doing... actually, I'd enjoy a real life fortnite game with paintball guns or something
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago (edited)
That would be amazing! A fortnite theme park. Where costumes (skins) are encouraged Hidden chests with different paintball guns that look like the different weapons, chug jugs full of juice hidden (because you'll get thirsty) and you scan the barcode and it gives you "shield." a lucky few will find Llamas around with epic weapons and loot to take home shirt or something. **CR on 03/01/21 as my idea just in case!!!**
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Lisa Simpson 4 years ago
I'm seeing Hunger Games, Fortnite, and paintball all in one. Anyone wanna help my idea?
Troy Currie 4 years ago
Then something happens that causes a wildfire on his property which destroys thousands more acres of forest and property...was he right?
Troy Currie 4 years ago
And then something happens which causes a massive wildfire on his property that spreads to many more thousands of acres...was he right or wrong?
Delicate Flower 4 years ago (edited)
Most forests can stand for hundreds or thousands of years without significant fire occurring. It's when it's unusually dry, due to I don't know... extreme rainfall droughts due to climate change... that it is more likely to to catch fire. Regardless, wildfires are still better for those forests than clearcutting.
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Um... this is actually the creator of PUBG. Fornite was developed by a team.
#44
Wait A Minute ...
Very Bored Panda 4 years ago
It says the picture was sent at 10:09 and the cheating confess was at 10:10
jaysko 4 years ago
Texts usually go through instantaneously, pics take a sec sometimes
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#45
So Caring
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
That's the *good* vaccine. You can tell when it is working, makes you feel comfortably numb. So I've heard.
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
The best part is that you also won't get any other disease again.
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#46
Hol Up
Sinkvenice 4 years ago
I'm amazed that so many people don't get that this is a joke, which is actually rather impressively thick.
Wandaluzt 4 years ago
Mate, some try and reply to comments that are years old from Reddit, so this is nothing. They actually think the person is going to read their reply.
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Christina Uhlir 4 years ago
This joke is not a joke at all, it's what "good" people are all about. Who actually thinks he's a bad person?
#47
Holup
Ozacoter 4 years ago
No. The money if for the priest to become rich. Religion is the biggest business ever.
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Sum Guy 4 years ago
You know what's weird... when you don't want to drop a 20 in the bowl so you're debating how it will look like when you take a 10 and leave a 20
Demon Child 4 years ago
When did this become a white power sign? I know its a thing but I genuinely thought this meant ok
HufflePuffleGothleGay 4 years ago
as a christian brought up child , i can tell you its crossed my mind far to often
kitsune foxworth 4 years ago
If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church?
#48
I Was Today Years Old When I Realized This Is A Hooker...
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
In Madagascar (the movie), the penguins keep shouting "sugar honey iced tea" - look at the first letters.
Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago
Holy sugar honey iced tea I never woulda guessed that one
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Not-so-MadMax 4 years ago
That one kid in Toys Story is very creative though. He saw potential to make these extraordinary things out of boring toys owned by boring children. He'd make a great engineer, or supervillain..
Hermitbunny 4 years ago
I don't know if it's fan theory or cannon, Sid shows up as a garbage man in the 3rd movie. After being made aware the toys are alive, he saves and repairs as many as he can from the dump.
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Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Well yes, it's a crab, a hooker, and a duck with a corkscrew phallus. All sexual references created by a 13 year old.
#49
I Love Walmart
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Like Happiness, sleeping, and stealing...
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#50
Wait What...
Jules Caldwell 4 years ago
Yeah, if a pilot can make eye contact with another oncoming pilot, they usually aren't smiling and nodding.
Indra Servo 4 years ago
in WW2 the machine gun's short range force fighter pilot to dogfight close enough to see each other face
Don't Look 4 years ago
pilots when they see each other in an airplane? What type/model/class? I'm going to take this further....
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
As one who frequently rides MARTA (Atlanta public transit) I can vouch for the middle one.
#51
Back From A One Month Ban,never Trying That Wheel Again
#52
Wait What
#53
We’re All Going To Die
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
Probably depends on the depth and the substance at the bottom, if it's rocks, sand or mud.
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
I'm Australian and someone I know had a kangaroo try to drown their dog. It let the dog chase it as far as the nearest pond, and then shoved it into the water and held it under. The dog was very lucky to survive.
Tracy Sellars 4 years ago
Didn't this story hit the papers? I'm sure I have heard of this before and it turned out the dog was protecting the owner.
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Crazydoglady 4 years ago
How many people go in the water?!?!? That would never dawn on me, in fact I would have the opposite idea "not getting on that f****** water there's a giant kangaroo"
#54
Bruh
Stille20 4 years ago
LOL, please don't ever visit a planned parenthood clinic... I think you misunderstand some fundamentals of how it works.
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Helena Houzarová 4 years ago
There's a scene in the prequels where Darth Vader, after falling to the dark side, slaughters young Jedi apprentices. The scene isn't actually shown, it blacks out at the point shown in the picture, but it's pretty clear what happens.
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Classic Format Go
#56
Well Ok Then
#57
Me Too
#58
Wait Holup
Cian Thomas McHugh 4 years ago
For all confused as to the joke: There are some, shall we say, more sexual alternatives to Twitch.
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Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
A twisted sense of humor is a necessity, especially in trying times.
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Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
A twisted sense of humor is a necessity, especially in trying times.
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