Some people are impossible to impress. Imagine a person who looks at a 5,000-year-old monument and downplays it as a pile of rocks. Or someone who goes to a castle that was originally built in 1068 and calls it a 'Disneyland wannabe'.

They shouldn't be allowed to visit the United Kingdom. But they're not only traveling to the country, they're trashing it public on Tripadvisor, leaving one-star reviews to some of the world's top attractions.

I just hope they're doing it as a joke, otherwise we have to call the Queen and tell her she needs to sign a few deportation papers ASAP!

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Sargundeep Singh
Community Member
1 year ago

He's right! We've been fooled all these years!

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The United Kingdom is the 10th biggest tourist destination in the world, with over 37 million visiting the country in 2018. The tourism industry contributed to £213 ($284) billion to the country's GDP in 2017, and this number is expected to grow to £265 ($353) billion by 2028.

Tripadvisor itself describes it as "a country filled with epic landscapes, fairy-tales castles and vibrant modern cities bursting with unforgettable experiences to share. Whether it's gazing at the London skyline from the top of iconic St Paul's and sipping the finest single malt whisky in a pub in the Scottish Highlands, or tracing footsteps of Banksy in Bristol, discovering musical legends in Liverpool and exploring the history of Cardiff Castle in the stunning heart of Wales, there’s a Britain that’s perfect for you."

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Snowhoepandapro
Community Member
1 year ago

What do you expect..... it's bloody Scotland we dinny care of you have a wet butt

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But don't worry even if you visit the UK just for one night and the only place you go to is the pub. British people tend to find humor everywhere, including dark or bad situations. However, they often use sarcasm and take the occasional stab at someone else’s expense, so it's important not to take these jokes to heart as they are only meant in jest.

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
1 year ago

To even suggest knocking down Stonehenge for an arcade is unthinkable. But if you're going to replace it with Funfair, I'm in!

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Bob Belcher
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, this one isn't all that wrong lol. It's just that the Queens grandfather clock is bigger than yours.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

A bit over embellished about risking your life having that photo taken. It is a pedestrian crossing and cars are meant to give way.

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Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
1 year ago

Roll down and hopefully you land in some thistles!

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Karin Lange
Community Member
1 year ago

this museum is amazing!! easy to reach, no entrance fee and really great paintings! it is a must visit for me every time i am in London

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troufaki13
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Spectacular as it may seem, I wouldn't pay 13 GBP to see it either tbh :(

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AntiNutjob
Community Member
1 year ago

"Not an actual eye" I hate that people like this have drivers licenses.

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Jayne Kyra
Community Member
1 year ago

Defiantly - adv: in a manner that shows resistance and/or refusal (v: to defy - to resist, to refuse). Definitely - adv: without any doubts.

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 year ago

Philistine. It’s a beautiful place.

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AntiNutjob
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't think they quite understand the 5 star rating system

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Scagsy
Community Member
1 year ago

*SPOILER ALERT*

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Roselyn Park
Community Member
1 year ago

Not even by the fact that the highest point in the castle is occupied by aa chapel dedicated to those who fought and died in the service for the freedom of Scotland and the rest of the UK?

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TheGirlFromTheNorth
Community Member
1 year ago

No shit, Sherlock! A ferris wheel? Really?

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I love Warwick Castle, it’s a beautiful building and they show you how it was used with displays and mannequins as well as live performances, but the added costs on top of an expensive ticket are ridiculous.

Mike Crow
Community Member
1 year ago

A lot of maintenance is needed for these places, and that costs money.

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grey galah
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, because Disneyland came first and all those boring castles are just copycats. Long Live the RAT

Chicago Dog Lover
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm assuming this person is American. Stop making us look bad! Not sure you've been to Disney, though.They're notorious for charging a fortune for everything. Including parking ( at least in America).

Simon Britton
Community Member
1 year ago

They have a point - 2,000 years of real, dramatic history, and they have indeed soiled it with crass commercialisation. It's sad, really, as there are hundreds of amazing historical stories to be told by those medieval stones, yet the current owners insist on 'interpreting' the history for their own profit margins. I would much rather see Warwick Castle owned by EH or NT, and the historical aspect restored to its full glory.

Scagsy
Community Member
1 year ago

I can see that meeting at historic Warwick Castle; "So, what do we wanna be? Like a historical building or a funfair?"

Whizzle Pop
Community Member
1 year ago

This one I actually agree with- it's a dreadful place that appears to be directly modelled on an American "renaissance faire". As a kid's theme park it is a rip off- as a historic monument, it has been treated with indignity.

Ruth Mayfly
Community Member
1 year ago

Honestly, it needed to be said. There are knockoff disneyland castles all over Europe, just cheap imitations with hardly any pink. Check out Neuschwanstein castle, it's a total copy. No originality whatsoever.

Lillian Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

Here's something for you to realize this was built in 1068. So this was way way before Disneyland

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Linda HS
Community Member
1 year ago

I love this place! Europe is not Disneyland!

N G
Community Member
1 year ago

It's well worth a visit

Mimi777
Community Member
1 year ago

I think I would enjoy visiting there

Darwinist
Community Member
1 year ago

It's not an amusement park dummy.

Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
1 year ago

Obviously from a fellow American...

Diana Dodd
Community Member
1 year ago

Reality Check ... this is a centuries old castle and historic landmark. Disney locations are all 20th century fakes!

Maripat Webber
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh, my f’ing god . . .

Reginald Joseph
Community Member
1 year ago

Disney wasn't even a twinkle in his daddy's eye when this place was built

Lynn Morello
Community Member
1 year ago

I love Warwick Castle, the ghosts are so friendly there.

Eva Sawyer
Community Member
1 year ago

My husband is descended from the de Beauchamps (earls of warwick before that sketchy bastard Neville) and keeps telling me we should petition the queen for his castle back LOL.

elfin
Community Member
1 year ago

Real history would require actors who are hundreds of years old. That's why you get theatrics instead.

Viv Hart
Community Member
1 year ago

Luckily for me, back in 1972, there was just one price, which included climbing all the steps of Guy's Tower, and down again. Had some beautiful peacocks in the gardens.

Linda Robinett
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks lovely

Pauline Bennett
Community Member
1 year ago

You are a prick, no pricks are useful you are a limp biscuit. And all your taste is in your mouth.

Stannous Flouride
Community Member
1 year ago

The Princesses in Disneyland don't even live there.

Michael Hill
Community Member
1 year ago

Built about 950 years ago, how can it be a Disneyland wannabe? Do you see people dressed up as funny animals walking about there? No? Shame. No wonder you were bored.

Amanda Sherland
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds good to me!

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Bacony Cakes
Community Member
1 year ago

Worst. Aircraft. Ever.

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bryguy
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1 year ago

Nothing makes a day worthwhile like harassing another person

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CatWoman312
Community Member
1 year ago

This is actually a decent review. It warns me never to go as I hate super touristy places and I loathe crowds

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Snowhoepandapro
Community Member
1 year ago

Correction my dear Edinburgh castle is Scottish not English, so it's the Scots bragging and rightly so lol

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bryguy
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah! Stick em' in little cages so I can see it!!!

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Abhijeet
Community Member
1 year ago

Agreed with the entry fees part ...

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Scagsy
Community Member
1 year ago

Could skip the culture and just go to the pub. Your choice

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Elijah Kenny
Community Member
1 year ago

What is it with people an wanting historical sites to be destroyed or changed just so they (the people who want this) can enjoy the fact that a historical landmark was ruined for them. Like wtf?!

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CatWoman312
Community Member
1 year ago

Do any of these people actually know the history of Stonehenge or do they just think it’s a pile of rocks? Also on a side note, do they offer helicopter tours that fly over Stonehenge? You can see what it is better from an aerial view.

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