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There’s nothing quite like being in your own company. It’s a pure judgement-free zone—no pressure to show off, no expectations met by reality, no strange looks given as you’re voicing all the nonsense out loud in an empty room.
And interestingly, some of the most unusual behavior happens while we’re on our own. In fact, the things we do are so random, we don’t really talk about them. Ever. Like doing a remote trace or aligning your feet to the tiles so you won’t die.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of all the odd things we all do but never dare to tell, not even in truth or dare. And you know what? It's better off that way.
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#1
Walking Up A Hill
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#2
Appreciating Music
Humor plays a vital role in younger generations’ communication and media consumption. But Gen Z and millennials are renowned for what’s called absurdist, surrealist, and often dark comedy full of dank memes and observational one-liners.
In order to get this sense of humor, one has to understand the context in which the youngest generations came to live. In the past decade, the world has been bursting with information which is “both more accessible and less reliable,” writes The Washington Post. “Brands pose as a friend on social media to millennial consumers, and the line between real and artificial matters less than it once did.”
#5
Brain Freeze
#6
Birthday Greetings
Another explanation is that such surreal humor is a response to a world that has stopped making sense. According to Andrew DeYoung, the director of 555 and editor on The Eric Andre Show, the Adult Swim school of comedy is designed to “reflect the frenetic distribution of information on the internet.” And that’s why most of their shows are so chaotic and absurd.
Since there’s no time for a narrative joke to be said online, traditional punchline structure doesn’t work. “Instead, things are funny because they are willfully jarring and strange,” writes Rachel Aroesti for The Guardian. Weird Twitter and bizarre dank memes are perfect examples of how millennials break down the joke, decontextualize it, and create utter randomness.
#7
Picking A Song
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
That is definitely a hard one but considering the situation I would be in that I had 6mins to live, I would probably listen to Always look on the bright side of life from Monty Python.
#8
Things Causing Anxiety
Liam Walsh 5 years ago
When the cashier gives you the change by placing notes on your palm and then the coins on top... awkward shuffling around of money ensues.
#9
Standing In The Way
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
If a person is there trying to make a decision or taking too long I just say excuse me please and grab what I want.
#10
Volume Down
#12
Forgetting The Time
#13
Security Sensors
Peter Korpershoek 5 years ago
I once got 'caught' by a store manager after the alarm went off, i was 12. I patiently waited right after the sirene, but nobody showed up. I got some angry faces from customers and personnel. I tested the alarm again by swinging my plastic bag trough the gates, it went off again. Nobody showed up... After one minute i started walking back to my bike, and right then someone grabbed me by the neck. He dragged me roughly to a small office where i had to empty my pockets and bag. He checked the receipt and saw that I didn't steel anything. He tested the alarm with my bag, it went off. They seem to have forgotten to remove a tag. I was 19 when i had the guts to enter that store again.
#14
Sleep Time
#15
Auto Pilot
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
That’s a bit dangerous. Although I have walked to the shops and as I am almost half way home I have thought “I don’t even remember walking to the shops”. It’s like I was just suddenly placed there without knowing how I got there. Does that make sense? Kind of like I was on auto pilot.
#16
Spending Time
#17
Put Your Hand Up
#18
Hot Food
#19
Just Adult Things
hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago
My OCD makes me do weird s**t like this :( It can be really tough
#20
Alone Time
#21
Walking By
#22
Catching Lies
#23
Leaving Without Buying
#24
Shipping Rates
#25
Pee Run
#26
Well Deserved Rest
#27
Just Do Nothing
#28
Silent Mode
The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago
Hell you think I actually want my family to know where I am at?
#30
Sleeping Pose
#33
Blanket Choice
hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago
I always put one foot in and one foot out. I remember reading it controlled the temperature of your body.
#34
Package Tracking
#35
Random Things
#36
Good Conversation
#37
Under Pressure
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
For me substitute being micromanaged for under pressure. I am not a child. I am not a slacker. You do not have to keep tabs on me the whole time. Just outline what you want done, then leave me TF alone to do it!
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
I work well under pressure just don't stare at me while I'm dong it. OR FEEL FREE TO HELP.
I just work here 1 year ago
Come on, I just chip clipped my lips due to above photo and this made me laugh so hard the clip went flying.
Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago
I said I can work under pressure I never said I won't complain and cry the whole time
Mama Oddling 5 years ago
One can cry and work at the same time, they just need to stay hydrated.
Викторија Митеска 5 years ago
Why would anyone claim they work under pressure? Like, you didn't do your work on time and you have a deadline or what??
#38
Checking Yourself Out
hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago
haha I always think that this is how I would look if I were pregnant.
#39
Forgetfulness
#40
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hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago
Yeah I hope the FBI agent doesn't see me look up "Did NASA invent thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?"
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JK Rowling 5 years ago
Tip: I just remember the word 'cesspool', because 'necessary' has the same 'cess'
#45
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Sakib sarar Ananda 5 years ago
and sleeping peacefully, knowing that the 15 minutes turned into 3 hours.
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hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago
Wow! Bored Panda didn't censor the cuss word! That's a first..
#51
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Fruzsina Sinka 5 years ago
vs me listening to violin concertos on my way to selling drugs and ready to kill
#59
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SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago
It's apparently a trick to go back into that room to help you remember
#60
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#61
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Annabeth Chase 5 years ago
Who else scrolled through the entire thing even though they had a whole ton of things to do?
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
I related to 38 out of 40. I'm normal average person or I should be very very worried. 🤔
DC 5 years ago
When I see someone diving in a movie or so, I hold my breath until I recalibrate my mind the necessary bit. Never planned this or so, it just happened and one time I perceived it, and from then, I always did, always knew I don't have to, but still, when I'm just watching without much thinking, I do it.
Carole Reid 5 years ago
There should be a club. We have a lot in common. As usual, the comments are a riot.
deanna woods 5 years ago
Life is so ironic and crazy and I think that's what makes life so interesting. Some of these things I haven't done personally, but I bet there are people who have done them.
Tom Wagner 5 years ago
These aren't funny, they're sad. They also prove what I always say: Everyone under 40 is neurotic in one way or the other. Everything under the sun causes anxiety, you get insulted over anything you perceive as a slight (which is pretty much everything), everyone has OCD and is a hypochondriac, which is why this Covid bluff has worked so effectively against you nits. Einstein said it years ago (paraphrasing): when the majority of people don't understand the technology they use every day and are completely reliant on it, the world will see the stupidest generation in human history. And here it is!
Annabeth Chase 5 years ago
Who else scrolled through the entire thing even though they had a whole ton of things to do?
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
I related to 38 out of 40. I'm normal average person or I should be very very worried. 🤔
DC 5 years ago
When I see someone diving in a movie or so, I hold my breath until I recalibrate my mind the necessary bit. Never planned this or so, it just happened and one time I perceived it, and from then, I always did, always knew I don't have to, but still, when I'm just watching without much thinking, I do it.
Carole Reid 5 years ago
There should be a club. We have a lot in common. As usual, the comments are a riot.
deanna woods 5 years ago
Life is so ironic and crazy and I think that's what makes life so interesting. Some of these things I haven't done personally, but I bet there are people who have done them.
Tom Wagner 5 years ago
These aren't funny, they're sad. They also prove what I always say: Everyone under 40 is neurotic in one way or the other. Everything under the sun causes anxiety, you get insulted over anything you perceive as a slight (which is pretty much everything), everyone has OCD and is a hypochondriac, which is why this Covid bluff has worked so effectively against you nits. Einstein said it years ago (paraphrasing): when the majority of people don't understand the technology they use every day and are completely reliant on it, the world will see the stupidest generation in human history. And here it is!
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