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Article created by: Vėja Elkimavičiūtė

People have a lot more in common than you might think. Sure, we’re all unique in our own small special ways, but many of the things that we do aren’t exclusive to us. You might be surprised how similar you are to the strangers you pass on the street every single day.

That’s where redditor u/Miguenzo comes in. They asked anonymous internet users to share the things that most (possibly even all) guys do but that they’d never admit to. From indulging in power fantasies to crying when sad, you’ll find these men’s honest thoughts as you scroll down.

#1

Man sitting on a bench with hands on head, representing something all guys do but will never admit to doing. Crying like a little girl when their pet dies.

Boomer6313 , Inzmam Khan Report

Bacon Tentacles
Community Member
7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. Or, rather, crying like a human being. Doesn't necessarily have to be a little girl. Kind of lost points on that phrasing, pal.

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    #2

    Open white toilet bowl in a bathroom, illustrating something all guys do but will never admit to doing. Try to clean the toilet bowl with your pee stream

    llcucf80 , giorgiotrovato Report

    #3

    Person dressed as Darth Vader showing a muscle pose, representing something all guys do but never admit to doing. Try to use the force. It hasn’t worked yet but maybe one day..

    DarkestLore696 , Tommy van Kessel Report

    #4

    Young man wiping nose with tissue, illustrating something all guys do but will never admit to doing concept. Nose picking is more common than anyone will admit

    oldwhitch , Brittany Colette Report

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    #5

    Group of young people having a picnic in a park near water, enjoying a sunny day with trees and city skyline in the background. If you're single; Having feelings/Attraction to almost every female friend you've got. Doesn't gotta be strong feelings. Doesn't have to be romantic. But you've thought about it. At least once. Maybe three times.

    TA2556 , Mason Dahl Report

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    #6

    Two women talking at an outdoor market with a crowd in the background, illustrating social interaction among guys. Sneaking a peak at some cleavage. We don't even have to be attracted to the women but we still gon look

    DonAskren , Alicia Steels Report

    #7

    Young man with hands behind head, facing sunset outdoors, illustrating common things all guys do but never admit to. Sniff our armpits to be sure it don't stink or we enjoy the smell.

    anon , Jeremy Perkins Report

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    #8

    Minimalist white tiled bathroom with a wall-mounted toilet and toilet paper, illustrating habits all guys do but won’t admit. Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

    Apprehensive_Sky9062 , Jan Antonin Kolar Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the past 3 or so years, I have been sitting down to pee. Amazing how much cleaner the bathroom stays. I mean, hugely so.

    #9

    Spider-Man toy hanging upside down casting a shadow on a wooden wall, illustrating something all guys do but never admit. Daydream about insane scenarios that will never happen where you're the main hero that swoops in to save the day. Common examples include things like thinking you could figure out how to land an entire airplane in an emergency, thinking about "What happens if there's a robbery and I stop the bad guy", thinking about saving someone from a burning building, thinking you could save someone's life if there's a random medical emergency, etc.

    bbbbbthatsfivebees , Jean-Philippe Delberghe Report

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    #10

    Two people hiking on a hill, illustrating something all guys do but will never admit to doing. Imagine your entire life with a girl you just met.

    Old_Situation4990 , Joseph Chan Report

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    #11

    Man in a black suit walking across a striped crosswalk, illustrating common things all guys do but won't admit to. Be straight but able to recognize when another guy is a good looking guy and say it out loud.

    AllOkJumpmaster , Ryoji Iwata Report

    #12

    Close-up of clear ice cubes showcasing texture and detail, representing something all guys do but never admit. Kicking ice cube under fridge when falls.

    Subject-Inflation805 , Jan Antonin Kolar Report

    #13

    Ornate sword with crown-shaped pommel standing upright against a blurred natural background, symbolizing something all guys do. Dreaming about owning a sword.

    SavoyJedi , Ricardo Cruz Report

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    #14

    Group of young adults talking outdoors, illustrating social interactions related to something all guys do but never admit. Being friendlier to attractive women.

    JoeSchmoe314159 , Alexis Brown Report

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    #15

    Luxury black sports car parked in front of a large mansion, illustrating something all guys do but won’t admit to. Looking at houses and cars I can’t afford everyday

    GladLandscape2835 , Anastase Maragos Report

    #16

    A young man and woman sitting on a grassy hill overlooking a crowded park, showing common guy behaviors outdoors. Check out women (or men if they prefer) they find attractive in public when with their partner

    DavosLostFingers , Norbert Braun Report

    #17

    Silhouettes of people at a dimly lit bar with bottles on shelves, reflecting common habits all guys do but never admit. The truth is drinking too much. It is common for men to lie about how much they drink to their doctors and when taking surveys.

    Vallden , Aleksandr Popov Report

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    #18

    Man relaxing in chair playing guitar near record player, illustrating something all guys do but never admit to doing. Singing along to a song that they shouldn't like, but do.

    BoredBSEE , Avi Naim Report

    #19

    Man shaving while looking in a mirror, illustrating something all guys do but will never admit to doing. Sometimes when we shave we try and see how we’d look with the moustache of a certain Austrian painter

    GreatGeniusx , Eldar Nazarov Report

    #20

    Couple lying on bed embracing intimately in a cozy room, illustrating something all guys do but never admit to doing. not sure if this is for all guys, but my bf will never ever admit that he prefers to be little spoon 😭

    raviolixx , Becca Tapert Report

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    #22

    A young man sitting indoors with hands on face, reflecting on something all guys do but never admit. Debating ending it all often, but not doing it because of how badly it affects those around us

    Sandy_Pickle , christopher lemercier Report

    Data1001
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a stretch to say "all guys do" this. It's likely not a higher percentage of men than it is of women.

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