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So I take the kid out of his crib. By the time I successfully complete this process, it's time to put him back.

Never could figure out how these worked. He makes it look easy

I did this a whole lot with my 2nd kid. It was amazing!

... just bolt on a handle on child's back ... comes in handy all the time!

Tried it, can confirm it *doesn’t* work

I always appreciated that they came out in clumps. You ain't cleaning sticky runny poop with only one of them bad boys.

Ive been looking for a solution to this!!!

Honestly think this is a reflex in the same way sharks have when turned over. Can confirm this works provided done properly..

Oldest screamed bloody murder if swaddled & still hates anything tight. But youngest wouldn't settle until they were wrapped to the point of (what seemed) suffocation.

They hate the process, they love the result.

My son was like 2 months old. 2a wakes up crying. Go to see if he needs to be changed. Has a little poop but no big deal. Getting the new diaper on every time I pick him up to slide the new diaper under he lets out a bunch of farts each time he does I duck and cover setting him down expecting the worst. Seems like the coast is clear and I commit to the lift and slide. Kid let's out a fountain of poop with me holding him in the air. I can't drop him so end up tanking it right to the face. So much there is a literal negative outline of me behind me of no poop. It's still 2a so I have to endure all this silently and sneak back into the room for clothes for me without waking the wife and shower in the cleansing fires of Mordor

My little girl was a shitsnipper and you never knew when it was coming. I bought my little boy and girl matching Ralph Lauren outfits for their first birthday. My little boy would make grunt faces right before the big reveal. My little girl on the other hand was very modest and never let you know what was about to happen or was happening at any given time. She pooped before getting her dressed for pictures. On the way to get them done my truck started to smell like dumpster juice. I pull into a parking lot and sure enough, her a*s had exploded. The poop was all the way up to her neck and she wasn't even laying down. Her shitcapades were epic.

One day you'll look up and see a poop stain on the nursery ceiling and wonder wtf that happened as you look for a ladder and a bucket of bleach. Newborns are great.

One of my twins had a condition called pyloric stenosis, he could projectile vomit a full 8 feet when he was a little under two months old ......

He's gifted, all right!

We have the same brush!

It's for the nipple on the baby's bottle...gets gross if it's not cleaned really well

Well, just learned what it's for. Bought one of these a week ago. Not for baby bottles but cycling water bottles.

Yes we do that at my house, even just for normal stuff! Like washing a re-useable straw.

There are actually brushes like that, that are specifically for straws and thin places

I was just about to post if anyone else felt like he looked exactly like Jesus here

Pipe cleaners aren't just for arts and crafts.

Didn't have a dishwasher then, still don't..

I had four of these when my twins were babies. The whole top rack of the dishwasher was always their bottles and stuff.

i don't get this, match with what?

Some adult diapers have similar features, too. But, usually, the size needed doesn't change every few months, so ... in case you need - find one that fits, and hope they won't change it.