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It’s time to kick off this new week with a big dose of good, yet slightly dark humor. This is brought to you by Daniel Scully and his hilarious comic series ‘The Mealstorm’. It’s a great escape for those whose occupation demands formality and prohibits the slipping of any silly jokes while dealing with day-to-day tasks. Good news for you folks: just take a break, relax, and enjoy this funny ride as we dive into the strips we've selected for you today.

The cartoonist shared with us the background of him becoming a professional comic artist: “Woah. 'Professionally' is a strong word. I have always loved to draw and make people laugh. So I always thought that writing comic strips was a great marriage of the two. I have always loved reading comics. When I was a kid, I would pore over books of Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side that I would get from the library down the street from me. I would study their drawing techniques and their joke structures over and over again. My grandpa used to save stacks of the funny pages from the Sunday newspaper and bring them over for me to read and I would read every single comic on every single page even if I didn't like them.”

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George Dabrowski
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His mother would have said, "Can me throw you in the river?"

aloofgoblinoid
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's "May I" throw you in the river. "Can I" implies asking if you are able to, May I is a direct question... yes, you may throw me in the river after I put on these cinder blocks.

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Lester the Space Duck
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now they're going to throw him in the river even if he does talk.

Rienk Kroese
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ow no, now they will torture him before killing him. I would. 😈

George Dabrowski
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, had we been gangsters,(very young, at that), my mother would have said, like a good Mafia Mom, upon my asking,"How about me and Tony go throw you in the river?", "How about me go throw you in the river?" To which we would have sheepishly replied, "How about Tony and I go throw you in the river?" Here ended the friggin' grammar lesson for the day. "May I" doesn't enter into it. You're talking vernacular here, aloofgoblinoid, so there ain't no May or Can in it. One never asks permission of one about to be thrown in the river. Hope I covered that for yez.🤪. 🐸🫏

The creator of The Mealstorm added: “About 10 years ago, I decided I should just give it a shot and started making comics to put online. I gained a pretty good following over time and really honed my skills.

But, lately I have been working on my career as a graphic designer and sadly have not had much time to devote to comics. I still love them and read them all the time and I'll occasionally jot down an idea and try to carve out some time to turn it into a four-panel. And I still kind of hold on to the hope that I will have enough time to pick it up again in the future…”

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    Pedantic Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, have done this many times.

    ɿɒɔƨO Ɔ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually tend to snore at night the other night I didn't so my wife got worried about it and checked my pulse 😁🤷

    Doug Israel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt a single parent hasn't done this.

    Kellie Thornton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have kids, but I do this with my dog.

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember those times. Sometimes they sleep so quietly that you've got to check to see if they're breathing.

    Anna Meyers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First four months of baby's life.

    Jesse d
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All parents have done this. We freak out so easily when they're so small

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beginning of a lifetime worrying about them.

    Nina Soltwedel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one sure "rang a remembrance bell" for me!

    Marek Čtrnáct
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see a sleeping human, I am compelled to watch until I ascertain signs of life.

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how they always get caught. When you're driving around with drugs in your trunk, make sure your taillights all work, and don't roll thru any stop signs.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Takin' it down to Legal 'cause we're up to No Good"

    Paula Morrison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! At least while in the same state!

    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots who get caught, drive badly. I don't know how many times I said that before my state legalized it.

    Nicholas Zaal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why the picture shows the car on the wrong side of the road...

    We also asked Daniel to share a bit more about his artistic background. He said: “Like I mentioned earlier, I have been drawing ever since I can remember. I also enjoy sculpting and mixed media. I try to keep creating things and show it off as much as I can. Whether that is entering into an art exhibit, or simply throwing a sketch I did up on to social media. Other than high school art classes and a couple college courses, I don't have much classical training. But I am always trying to improve by reading books on art and design, learning from other people, and practice practice practice!”

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rod Serling has a small, wry smile on his face.

    King-Mole-Rat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy sh*t that escalated quickly!

    noodles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First the cretin carves out the poor things brains - then gives it an absurdly happy face - then he displays his handiwork on his front porch. There’s no red and blue divide on this offense. Cutting off his nuts with a dull knife is the kindest punishment I can think of.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man. Who decapitated George?

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    ɿɒɔƨO Ɔ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! 😂Airplane mode, doesn't make sense since it's a vehicle but it made me laugh

    Strahd Ivarius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airplane mode is real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxqTOAor0I

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now...why didn't that work? Apparently, Batman should have thought about airplane mode BEFORE he started over the cliff. Now they call him Shorty.

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a few moments ✈️🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

    Next, we were wondering who influenced the artist’s unique style in creating comics. Scully told us: “I grew up trying to emulate the effortless and yet complex styles of Jim Davis from Garfield and Bill Watterson from Calvin and Hobbes. Over time, I've been influenced by other comic artists that I admire and by a lot of thought about how I want my sense of humor to come through. I have tried a lot of things and failed at them but learned a ton.”

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    Daniel also shared with us more about the process of creating his new comics and where his ideas come from: “I try to remember to write down every idea I come up with. Even if it's a bad one, there are so many bad ideas that turned into great ideas with a little bit of work. After running out of all of the ideas I came up with before I started writing comics, I realized I had to come up with a good method for coming up with ideas when I am uninspired. So eventually I came up with this method where I write five ideas every day. Even if they are bad ideas, I just get five ideas down on paper every single day. So many good comics have come out of this method. There have been times where I go back through my notebook and I think to myself ‘Oh boy that was a terrible idea. But, if I did it like this, it might not be that bad. Or, I could combine it with this other idea, and it would be great!’”

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    He also added: “Coming up with something out of nothing is intimidating and hard. But if you give yourself the freedom to come up with something bad, you'll find that you can come up with a lot.”

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    Mihai Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where în the world do Jobs have quitting time at 3:30. The standard is 9 to 6

    Mark Sully
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part world are you from? I work from 7:00 to 3:30. There’s a lot like that in USA. Production workers 7:00 to 3:30. Office from 8:00 to 5:00

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    Wherefore?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of eternity don't you understand?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one used to be Lumberg? I can't tell without the coffee mug.

    Melanie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm retired. It is close to heaven.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I both do and do not want to know what is in that lunchbox...

    John Smith (he/him/xy/️)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonono, let me explain YOU how this works: what worse things can you do to me if I ignore you?

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    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now perfect that little hand flip, for use whenever my Crock-Pot is bubblin' at home.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I feel about my pot roast.

    The Funny Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he waws talking about something else...

    Finally, the cartoonist was kind enough to share some advice for the aspiring comic artists looking to break into the industry: “Put together a small collection of work and just put it out there. And then keep putting it out there. You will get a lot of unsolicited advice, criticism, and a lot of praise. Use that all to make better stuff!

    Don't be afraid to copy other people's style. Just be sure to copy a lot of people's style! Eventually that will lead to new ideas and new styles and one day you'll have your own style.

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    And lastly, make sure you're doing it for yourself. I didn't make it big as a comic artist or even make a living out of it. But, I am so glad that I made my collection of comics. I learned so much from it and I'm so proud of it.”

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    missed the stream first time 😅

    Abigail Moritz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3rd grade vibes aren’t dead yet. 😂

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    LauraDragonWench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New twist on the whole "birds and the bees" story.

    Nina Soltwedel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good "Birds and Bees" illustrated lecture for teens! ;-)

    CoCo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your a*s better get ready

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jessica is down to be the 3rd? Checks out :D

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censors 'kill' and 'suicide' but this is ok? 🙄

    John Smith (he/him/xy/️)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, murica allows people of 16 yo to join the military but heavens forbid they have decent sex ed.

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    George Dabrowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a better punishment by a stretch...or a long shot...

    Glitcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rofl that took a sudden turn

    ɿɒɔƨO Ɔ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    death row failed execution, now they can experiment with nitrogen hypoxia execution💀 not painful they said, 30 minutes agonizing

    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what you mean by painful. Is dire panic painful? I don't agree with the death penalty, it's barbaric and unnecessary, but it's hard to have sympathy. His victims may have also felt panic when *they* realized that they were dying. Mostly it just reflects badly on us a society, and frankly, creates significant legal quandaries that are better left alone. The state should only kill in self defense, and lifers in prison are not a threat.

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody tried to use the hairdryer at the same time.

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me when I am trying to do electrical work in my house.

    CoCo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back to your cell we go

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful that foot doesn't slip.

    Nina Soltwedel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HILARIOUS! This one made me snort coffee out my nose. That'll teach me to not read your comics while at breakfast.

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    Glitcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out his stomach percolates....

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the asparagus he ate for lunch kicks in.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss like that.... it was so bad we had to spray the heck outta the restroom EVERY TIME he went in to pee...

    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck happened to Mr. Yellowshirt's face in the last panel?!

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    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda drawn the pumpkin upside down on his head

    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm...pumpkins are VERY easily pulled apart?

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    Frank Russell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yes, yes it can. You could actually get up. That would make it worse.

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I figure every day I actually wake up is a good day. Beats the alternative.

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    George Dabrowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time you won a competition, too..

    Alan Jay Weiner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean out of 10,000 sperm, *you're* the winner?...

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're a solitary sperm? Not a human being? 🤨 If conception is winning then you set the bar pretty damn low.

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    Elle O
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually don't get this one... Someone, please explain!

    Diana Burnwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What may one person do to another, after speaking in a suggestive way?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it can't play bagpipes or an accordion, it's already an upgrade.

    Mark Sully
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving/receiving a hand job? Is that what he meant? 😂🤣

    Josh Jetrod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong in so many ways!

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing the same thing all my life. If a cup is ok, a gallon must be better, right?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picky, picky, picky!

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    Brooklyn Lanter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah but if I was Cinderella by the time the clock hit 12 his life would hit "once upon a time"

    Teddy Morris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of Annie Lennox for some reason...

    Shadow
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, the story we all know from fairytales is because of a mistranslation. They mistranslated a word which had a slight spelling difference and now cinderella wears glass slippers. In the original tale by Brothers Grimm, she wore shippers made of squirrel fur.

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the same guy that was dressing the deer?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fate well earned.

    0.o
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You f-ed up big time on this one, bud.

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    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're armed, running from a cop does not threaten public safety. Why on Earth are cops allowed to shoot people in the back for not respecting their authority? That's not a justified use of lethal force, but it happens constantly. A pregnant women accused of shoplifting was shot dead because she tried to ignore the cop and drive home. Could have just written down the license plate and arrested her at home. Instead they killed her and the baby, because she wasn't be respectful. Zero remorse from the cop and zero consequences. Just doing his job, right? It's disgusting and it just keeps going on.

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    Stormblessed
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm guys... I don't know how to use a sword... or a bow... or an axe.

    Glitcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta ditch the girl jeans though, pockets arent big enough for even the ring...

    Lotekguy
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    Original disarmament.

    Dale B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs the thing that his aunt gave him that he doesn't know what it is.

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    Jayonna Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You already know that you're my weakness After all this time I'm just as nervous Every time you walk into the room I'm speechless

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    noodles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What inspired her to become an artist’s model?

    Doug Israel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the fun bags are down here.

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    Nina Soltwedel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep...it'll draw spectators from blocks away!

    Lotekguy
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    Place your bets. We're giving odds on time, number of dents and distance from the curb.

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    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This saddens me. One advantage to being comfortable with your thoughts is that you can never get bored. I never get bored.

    Neopet22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very comfortable with being alone with my thoughts but if I am In public,I have a hard time not listening to music. I pay too much attention to everyone around and get self conscious.

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    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am happy with my thoughts, just unable to recall them, therefore I need to write them down... All the time..m

    Kai Einar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like having music, but sometimes just sitting there thinking is fun, cuz i can map out whole stories while just sitting on the couch while thinking

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a another reality show.

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    Andre van Kammen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itch is worse than pain sometimes.

    Beks Czar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In college, I would get an inner and outer ear infection in both ears at the same time pretty much once a month in the winter because my ears would get so itchy. I'd scratch the hell out of them, usually because of allergies but I'd create an infection. In those moments, the pain than becomes worse than the itch 😄

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    Brooklyn Lanter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will admit to doing that once before as kid. It was fine until I woke up and realized I now had to do 10× more than if I had just gotten up to use the restroom.

    Lucca Wenner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya.....about that....OMG, made me laugh so hard!

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you think you're warm now. Wait until that pee starts to cool. Then it's going to get really COLD.

    Blaze Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was i expecting him to like grab a bottle or something?

    noodles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long before that becomes cold and uncomfy?

    Jaughn Dough
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a catheter bag just for this reason. It's wonderful.

    Andre van Kammen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until it cools down, I already tried that as a baby.

    Stormblessed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you're even warmer. but not really comfier

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    Lucca Wenner
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relfects how selfish people are...today a woman on her cell crossed the road when walkway said no crossing. Hubby almost got her when turning, and she had the nerve to give him a "look" instead of calling out sorry or making an apologetic expression. Like hey! We could have ran over your a**e and got off scot free! Cause you were legally in the wrong! Get a clue you self absorbed Karen/D**k/whatever you are! Wow....I needed that off my chest! Do not giving my hubby dirty looks for saving your life!

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    Magnifico Giganticus (it)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spell sh'art with an apostrophe. Classing it up.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, points deserved for honesty.

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    Daniel Scully Comics

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    ɿɒɔƨO Ɔ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rcs text, when you can see them tying but you don't get a reply 💀

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    Brooklyn Lanter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but that's actually like my worst fear in a public toilet...

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks a lot! Now I won't be able to go into a public bathroom ever again!

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    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arnold Schwarzenegger, dark sunglasses, customer service desk: "I'll be... filing a complaint." du-dunt dunt to-dunt... du-dunt dunt to-dunt... Arnold's wife: "Do you really have to make that sound every time there's a problem?"

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    Daniel Scully Comics

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    Brooklyn Lanter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the punchline.. I suddenly have the urge to punch you under your eye line.

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    John Smith (he/him/xy/️)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dropped him in a ravine too? Also, likely you are only with him because he makes you chase him.

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    Andre van Kammen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was found in the aquarium with concrete on his feet.

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    Andre van Kammen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 3am? My kids always want to see who can stay up the longest, after the lord of the rings trilogy I gave up so they could sleep.

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    Red_panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparation H is a hemorrhoid cream. So I'm assuming the guy has hemorrhoids then put toothpaste on them.

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll only make that mistake ONCE.

    Glitcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FiL almost brushed his teeth with the wrong tube of goo once. Hubs said he asked "why didn't you stop me?" And hubs said he thought it was a joke, no one would really make that mistake....

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    Johnny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit mirror, why you always gotta ruin it like that‽

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    #47

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    Rin (all pronouns)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats aren't edible either, okay? They have lives and feelings just like dogs.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow, pigs, and chickens don't? Dogs aren't special. Maybe *your* dog is special, but dogs aren't. I don't see a problem raising animals for slaughter, as long as they live well. I see nothing that sets dogs and horses apart except tradition and public sentiment. Factory farming on the other hand, that's a daily holocaust, regardless of the animal.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, technically if you can theoretically chew it up and swallow it, it's edible

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trees are edible depending on what is trying to eat them.

    Travis Vaughan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with eating a little pussy once in a while right?

    Wolfy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvoted for anti-cat comment ! *Pout*

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are NOT edible. If you try it, we will claw you to pieces. Remember, cats are carnivores.

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasn't even gonna try. my cat has full permission to eat my dead body if i forget to feed her tho.

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