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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... "scohol" ... A place where the person who did this didnt go to... LMAO

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously, the person doing the stenciling missed a few days.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's worse, that they misspelled 'school' or that they misspelled 'school' twice.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Education is important but scohol is importanter and spelling is importantist of all.

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Pam Akers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why U.S. education is rated 25th in the world. 25th!!??!

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Lucy Cope
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂 I have one like this near me but it just says schocl, either the o faded and they were lazy or they did the wrong letter and they were lazy, either way they were lazy

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Heather Nemanic
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the Person who painted this should further his education by completing the second grade…

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Elizabeth “ShadowFang” Wilder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You had one job, One freaking job how did you mess up you had others around you could have asked any of them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever wrote this clearly didn't go to school to find out how to spell

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Coraline Hsieh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a scohol is what they called the person who made that but with different letters

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Terry Filkohazi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously, a person from "No child left behind" school of thought. Stay in scohol, kiddies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't he the cabinet shuffle elected Prime Minister of Australia until earlier this year when his party lost and he ended up on the backbench? Most recently getting excoriated for his super dodgy secret Ministerial appointments for himself during the pandemic without even informing the relevant Ministers or the Federal Parliament (let alone the public)

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James Pasquini
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least no matter which lane you're in you'll end up in scohol. Is that in New Jersey? lol

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Sonny Kohler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have friend named Scohol! She just got married!!!! I wonder if this was where it happened?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s a small farm near me. The hand-painted sign says “Sweet Cron,” and the sign has been there for YEARS! 🤣

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a school thing on the road I go on sometimes that says "Schoo"

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Lori Rommel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not too far from where I live, there was a "SHCOOL" painted on the road. They fixed it, but you could still see the black paint they had to use for the equivalent of Witeout. So I could still laugh at it. It has since been totally repaved, so it's not funny anymore. (Note: this was NOT the same one that you see pictures of on the Internet.)

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Rebecca Yoho
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s how it sounds when you read “school”going over the speed bump

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Joseph rick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dumass's its written how its pronounced in Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisianna etc etc - scooo hoole

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t think I’d notice, as long as the first and last letters are correct.

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Rose the Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't pay attention children your future job will be painting school crossings.

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