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You should be proud of who you are—and that includes embracing your name, however quirky it might be. It’s important to have a good sense of humor and realize that not everyone will ‘get’ your name. Sure, some people might mispronounce it a dozen times, but it’s a part of your identity. Equally as important is a parent’s decision on what to name their child: it’s a moment that will define their future. Because, let’s get real, naming your kid something super unique and weird will likely make their life hell in the playground.

Perhaps it’s best to steer clear of X Æ A-Xii and go for something slightly more down to earth? Maybe adding way too many y’s and ae’s isn’t the way to go? That’s where the ‘That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad’ private Facebook group comes in. A community that’s just shy of 13k members, the name-roasting group gently mocks the parents who choose to give their kids names that seem like they’re from another planet. There’s no room for any insults or criticism of parenting choices here—only light humor.

Scroll down, upvote the posts that made you laugh or confused the heck out of you, and be sure to drop by the comment section when you’re done, Pandas. What’s the strangest name you’ve ever seen or heard ‘in the wild’? Have you ever considered changing your name? Share your experiences with everyone else.

Bored Panda was interested to learn more about choosing baby names, what to do in case your child is bullied, and how to help kids build their own sense of self, so we reached out to parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, a mom who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' blog. Scroll down to see what Samantha told us.

Blogger mom Samantha, from 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' told us about the considerations new parents might want to take into account when choosing a name for their children. Sometimes, the perfect name you had all planned out for years and years might not end up being the one you end up choosing. After all, you have to pick something together with your partner, not alone.

"I played dolls with my friends when I was little, and had names for the dolls that I fully intended to name my actual human children one day. I pretty much stuck to the plan into adulthood, but hadn’t realized that my husband would reject all of my choices. Goodbye, 'Felicity.' The reality of choosing a name is more complicated than some of us realize because you need to consider how your partner will feel about your choices," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.

In that case, you might want to consider somehow incorporating a family name or picking a person you'd like to pay tribute to. Though that raises a pretty good question, as to which grandparent should the baby be named after. Have we mentioned that choosing a baby name is tough?

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Then we have to remember the fact that not all names are 'valid': some perfectly fine names might remind us of people who have wronged us in the past. "There are bad associations we have due to people we have known through the years that can limit our name options. All of this comes before we even open up the discussion to more unusual names and possible teasing," Samantha, from 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' noted just how big of a challenge it really is for parents.

"I personally believe no one should be teased for their name, but the reality is that a very unusual name choice could be setting up our kids for teasing despite our best intentions. An easy-to-say name will also be simpler for teachers, coaches, and friends to pronounce correctly. That said, I believe we should teach our kids to take the time to learn to correctly pronounce names, especially from different cultures and languages. Because we never want to seem like we’re making fun of someone’s culture or language," Samantha shared.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why's there so many Leighs? it's just like me saying: puttingleigh leighleigh onleigh theleigh backleigh ofleigh wordsleigh doesn'tleigh makeleigh itleigh aleigh nameleigh.

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There's no excuse for bullying, but the sad reality is that it can happen for any reason. "I think it’s so important that we as parents believe our children when they tell us they’re being bullied," Samantha said. "Then we can thank our kids for coming to us with their issue, reassure them it’s not their fault, and address it immediately. Most likely that will include talking to the school."

Meanwhile, fostering a sense of pride in one's identity is something that parents can definitely help their kids with. However, it is easier for some rather than others. "I’m fortunate that my children have strong senses of self and are confident. I try to compliment them often for their positive behavior traits, such as being kind and honest. I encourage them in pursuing their passions and hobbies. And I try to avoid focusing too much on their looks or weight. Most importantly, I try to avoid suggesting that they worry what others think about them," the mom told Bored Panda about how she approaches this important issue.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia is a traditional war cry in the Redwall series of books. I couldn't say that name without wanting to shout it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Ks' and 'sz' suggest it's in Polish. Recently we have a horrible fashion for alternate spellings to make the name seem foreign, or - in opposite - giving foreign names with Polish spelling. It is supposed to be distinguishing but looks ridiculous in most cases. Those up here should be Ksawery and Korneliusz (or Kornel). Eulalia is fine, though very old-fashioned.

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Jan Eivroc
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are ALWAYS, ALWAYS complicating things...my goodness...

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Larriann Curtis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia is a relatively common name is some Spanish-speaking communities. My grandmother was named Eulalah.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulàlia is the patron saint of Barcelona. Lia or Lali are the short nicks.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalie without the “a” at the end is an actual old-fashioned name, so that one’s not too bad. I just couldn’t keep from pronouncing all the unnecessary extra letters in the other names, though.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Gone with the Wind, one of Scarlett's maternal aunts in Charleston was called Eulalie.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corneliusz and Eulalia ... okay. But what the fudge happened to Xavier?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never, ever heard, huh. 🙄 Except that Xavier and Cornelius are common names if spelled properly

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a feeling these parents might have been to Amsterdam... We have a street named Pieter Cornelisz Hooftstraat, where the z at the end of Cornelisz is short for zoon, or son in Dutch. It's a high end street with brands like Prada having shops there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Korneliusz (spelled with a 'K') is the Polish version of Cornelius and Ksawery of Xavier (while Eulalia is just Eulalia). It seems to me that the parents might be Polish but trying hard to anglicise the kids' names so badly (eye-roll).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia is an old-fashioned but real name. I know one Eulalia in her mid-40-ties. Other ones are just Xavier (or Ksawier in some countries) and Cornelius (or Korneliusz) with dyslexia.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia sounds like the name of a procedure you have to tidy up your labia.

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Marilyn Ransberry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just spelling names differently not different names. . Will make life harder for the kids..

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Xavier is fine- the spelling of Xksavier though? Was the k really necessary? CORNELIUS WITH A Z?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew an old nun named Sr Eulalia in the 80s. The sweetest lady I ever met.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This screams: hey we want to name our kid special, but we have no imagination, so we'll write an ordinary name in a weird way.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia was a popular name in the 1700s actually all of these were but Eulalia is the only one SPELT CORRECTLY

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(Santa) Eulalia is a village om Ibiza (Spain) and Cornelisz is an old Dutch name which now we spel as Cornelis.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia is actually a Greek name. It derives from the words "ef/ev" which means good and "lalia" which means voice. Eulalia means the one with the nice voice.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who hate their kids. My name is an anglicised old European language name and I've been spelling it out my whole life. These names are a curse for life.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These parents are trying way too hard to make sure the world will remember their kid because of the name. Parents are drooling over their own brilliance but have no idea that they are burdening their child.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia McKechnie Shinn is the Mayor's wife in The Music Man.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how do you pronounce "Xksavier"? is it like Xavier? or do you pronounce the x sound twice (x-xavier)? but most importantly, did you major in "assholery" in college or even high-school?! or did you hate your children from the moment of their births or even before that)?!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met a woman who’s kids name was “melody” but spelled MelloD. At first I though it was Mello D and asked “well aren’t people going to think it’s just an initial and her name is Mello?” “Oh no it’s together just the D is capital” 🤦🏼‍♂️ Lady you are cursing that kid cuz you think you’re creative.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia is a real name tho, i have heard it and Eulalie too in Europe

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obligatory Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulália is a Portuguese name, the others are just misspelled nonsense.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, my name should be spelled Ksenia as that is the actual pronunciation. Xksavier, too many letters! Typically, a X is pronounced "z" then the ks? Nope!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eulalia and Korneliusz and normal, unique, but really really normal names. Xkavier looks stupid. In Poland it would be Ksawery.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You may never have heard of it, but Eulalia is in fact an old(fashioned) name after a Greek goddess (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eulalia). Very common in Spain too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you’re going to name your kid something medical, then why not go whole hog and call them Positive Wassermann? (Just Google it.)

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The ‘That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad’ Facebook group is a private collective that has been around for over three years. This November, they’ll be celebrating their fourth birthday. Anyone wishing to join the group has to answer a few simple questions so the administrators and moderators can filter out anyone who’s likely to cause trouble. After all, the point of the group is to gently roast others, not to go overboard.

The team behind the Facebook group sees itself as leftists who try not to embody the worst side of ‘Leftbook.’ There’s absolutely no room for abuse or rudeness here. “No racism, antisemitism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, SWERF nonsense, etc. Reverse racism is not a thing. Cultural appropriation is. These aren’t up for debate,” the folks behind the page write.

What’s more, the mods and admins stress that if someone makes a post about their own child’s name on the private group, they’re essentially making it “fair game for a roast.” However, this “does not apply to legitimate, non-English names.” In other words, read the rules before posting in order to avoid any misconceptions.

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They wanted Pay Check, but the kid was too early, so they got around with Pay Cent.

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What’s more, the Facebook group is very big on privacy and protecting people’s information. When posting something, make sure to censor any private information that could lead to someone getting identified. That means no stalking, no creeping, and generally just being a polite person.

The team also makes it clear whose names you should never ever mock. “No mocking member names or the names of the injured, recently deceased, missing, sick, etc. It’s in bad taste and we will not hesitate to boot you. Mocking sex worker names also gets you the boot,” they explain.

There’s also pretty much no tolerance for those who criticize parenting choices, exude “aggressive childfree vibes, and are being “generally insufferable.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ovari? Perfect middle name would be Testicleighs. Named for the origin points maybe?

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It’s not a sin to want a unique name for your child. After all, they’re the apple of your eye, and you want the world to know just how special they are to you. But at the end of the day, a name is something that you have to live with. And even though kids might bully one another for even the smallest, most insignificant reasons, you also shouldn’t give them any additional ammunition by going super weird with your naming ideas.

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Naming conventions do change over time. What was popular half a century ago might sound strange now. Similarly, the most popular names right now might raise a lot of eyebrows if given to someone born a century from now.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both sound like clothing stores where you can buy beige pants and loafers

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first one and its variations are a proper name in some Slavic languages, spelled differently though, Kalina, which is also a name of a pretty flower bush.

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According to the BBC, in the UK, the most popular girls’ names in 2022 are Lily, Sophia, Olivia, Amelia, Ava, Isla, Freya, Aria, Ivy, and Mia. The most in-vogue boys’ names are Muhammad, Noah, Jack, Theo, Oliver, George, Ethan, Oscar, and Arthur.

Meanwhile, according to The Bump, the top girls’ names in the US this year are Olivia, Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Sophia, Isabella, Mia, Evelyn, and Harper. The top boys’ names are Liam, Noah, Oliver, Elijah, James, William, Benjamin, Lucas, Henry, and Theodore. These are all pretty much safe bets if you don’t want to stand out from the crowd.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better suggestion: Princess Consuela Bananahammock. You’re welcome. Consultation is FOC.

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I hope he never needs a go fund me, people will think it's an internet scam.

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Bullying is absolutely not acceptable for any reason. Lauren Seager-Smith, the CEO of Kidscape, explained to Bored Panda earlier that children can become more likely to be the target of bullying if their names are ‘unusual’ or if their names have taken on a certain significance. For instance, the name Karen has a lot of negative undertones now due to how it’s used in memes and online posts, even though, objectively, it’s a completely normal name. 

“With some names, it may be more obvious why children would find them fascinating or amusing—with others, this will be out of your hands, so while you may want to take reasonable precautions in naming your child the focus should always be on empowering children to recognize and respond to bullying behavior,” Lauren, from Kidscape, told Bored Panda.

The expert noted that no parent should ever underestimate how bullying can impact kids. She stressed that parents ought to find ways to help their kids feel proud of who they are as individuals.

“Bullying is never acceptable,” she said, adding that kids can end up getting bullied for a number of reasons, not just their names. For instance, bullies might target them because of their family situation, being overweight, wearing glasses, or, well, absolutely anything else.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm-imagine being named April, May, June, etc. (even middle-) born in another month.

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“Never underestimate the impact of bullying, understand what your child needs to feel safe and if the bullying is in school—make sure you let the school know the impact of the situation,” the expert told us.

“You may also want to seek out opportunities to build your child’s confidence and assertiveness skills so they can feel proud of who they are,” she advised parents.