40 Funny And ‘Technically True’ Things, As Shared On This Twitter Account

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Can I join the screaming party? *inhale* *SCREAM*

*inhale* *SCREAM*

*inhale* *SCREAM*

Yeah i loved her reaction! Not many teachers would do that

Yeah, my teachers would have counted zero points on this and berated me about smartassery and their disregard thereof.

Yea, I wish to have a teacher like that! The kid was very very very clever :).

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no not really. no way of knowing if they could actually spell hose or just copied

Where is the story in this copied sentence? Not even creative. Fail from me too.

The teacher may did the exercise thinking if someone would answer this answer. ;)

Haven't seen it, but can absolutely imagine that. Also now I'm laughing out loud and my cats are looking at me strangely. 1 cat 2 cats ah ah ah

Lol, I remember that one. 😂

HAHA! Damn!

My favorite was "Castlevania: STOP THE COUNT!" I think there was one that replaced Dracula's face with Trump's?

i want to see it

Idiot! We men OBVIOUSLY hit the window with our heads! /s

it's ALWAYS an open handed slap dammit! so it doesn't leave a bruise for evidence

That’s pretty weak. I usually kill a buck with my bare hands and then throw that through the window.

and you learn to do that in the Auto-Boy Scouts

Looool

WOW! Are you ever hanging around the wrong men.

Okay..

we keep a blowtorch at all times so we can make a hole in the top of the car

should we really be training sharks to use bicycles? Why not get them into biathlon and give them a gun while we're at it?

Me too (If the swimming part goes first)

ONLY if swimming were first or second, otherwise, the shark would still be trying to get on the bike while he/she is swimming away.

me too

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A shark does not have feet with which to pedal.

They have two penises so with the right adaptations...

I feel like the once enviable skill of map making has been reduced to a graphic design program.

Ha ha ha, it's confusing me and I'm Scottish lol