Sometimes, the line between life and death is so thin, luck is people’s only friend survival-wise. It doesn’t really help if said person also tends to make poor choices in life, but there is also a point where people start thinking they just naturally draw misfortune, but I digress.
And, sometimes, people share these stories in a viral Reddit thread asking people to share the stupidest ways they almost kicked the bucket, whether it’s stupid because of their own choices, or stupid because the circumstances and the chain of events were caused by stupidity.
Speaking of which, there’s a Reddit thread where people are sharing stories of how they almost died, all thanks to varying degrees of stupidity. It got 41,200 upvotes and people’s engagement went over 18,500 comments.
Bored Panda collected the best stories and responses and made a curated list for y’all, so scroll down and enjoy. Oh, and don’t forget to comment and all that jazz.
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Went to go visit a friend in Gloucester Mass in winter back in high school far from my home. I was planning on staying overnight at their house but their mother who I now know has mental health problems wouldn’t even let me in the house because the father "wasn’t home" working a night shift. Friend said sorry bro and closed the door. Almost froze to death waiting outside in 10 degree F at night. A cab driver saw me slumped on a bench and woke me up. Let me get warm and drive around in the passenger seat while he picked up drunk people out on the town all night. When he finished his shift he dropped me off at the train station and handed me 7 bucks for the fare. Dude probably saved my life and I can’t even remember his name.
No friend, decent or otherwise, would let you die of exposure when they had multiple ways to help you keep warm. I've nearly frozen to death. It is indeed a dumb way to nearly die, but its also incredibly easy to avoid, so long as you aren't away from civilization.
Load More Replies...Used to work night security at a well known ski resort. They had issues with one of the ski lifts, that resulted in passengers being stuck on the lift for an extended period. Once they finally got everyone down, they offered free medical treatment via ambulance to anyone who thought they might need it, as it was colder than normal for the season that year. The passengers were of course allowed to refuse. Well, partway through my shift, I saw noticed a car. Not unusual. It had a sticker allowing it to park, so I drove by. On my next pass about an hour later, I saw that it had a driver sitting in it. We didn't usually look for anyone in it, as there usually isn't, which is why I didn't look earlier. I went to speak with him to see if he was okay. I noticed the window was down. Then I saw that his skin was completely blue. I checked for a pulse but couldn't find one. So I called 911. Dude froze to death after he got off the ski lift.
Bet you never went to visit that 'friend' again. If you've lived with a person who has a mental Illness like that - you know not to invite people over.
Here we have a good person in the wild looking for his prey those who don’t know they need their help
Let me try to understand this. You visited a friend without, apparently, letting him know upfront. You had no means or plan to get back home, and NO DAMN MONEY with which to get back home ? Is that about right?
It actually sounded like the boys made plans and one of them didn't ask their mom beforehand, leaving the other kid left abandoned
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I walked into a back room freezer of a grocery store. The huge door was designed to close automatically. I knew this and went in and did what I was there to do. After 30 seconds, I couldn’t catch my breath. I thought maybe I was just working to hard so I stopped and took several huge breaths, nothing. I felt like I was drowning out of water. I had to move as quickly as I could back outside of the freezer and feel to my knees gasping when I got out. It was only afterwards I realized for some dumb reason someone kept open dry ice in a cart inside of the freezer.
Dry ice removes oxygen out of the air in enclosed spaces. I almost died from lack of oxygen and would have been an icicle when they found me.
Don’t f**k with dry ice.
At first, I was thinking that the freezer was airtight for some strange reason
To be clear, dry ice doesn't remove oxygen, it sublimates into gas CO2 and pushes the oxygen (and other air) out of a space. CO2 is heavy, so there are places on earth (caves, depressions) where a slow leak of CO2 (usually from something like a volcanic source) has increased the concentration enough to push most of the oxygen out and you can suffocate while breathing normally.
PS, this doesn't apply to global warming, where the CO2 is mixing with air all the time
Load More Replies...It is even worse than "dry ice removes oxygen", it lets out CO2 which will kill you in higer concentration. It can easily knock you out and kill.
It doesn't remove the oxygen. But dry ice is just frozen carbon dioxide. Which the body is happy to use instead of oxygen.
You're thinking of carbon monoxide. The body actively gets rid of carbon dioxide.
Load More Replies...It doesn't remove oxygen, CO2 is just heavier, so when the dry ice sublimates it fills up the room and pushes out the oxygen while doing so. Pretty f****d up thing to just leave it there out in the open in an enclosed space.
A lot of people use in their freezers after power outages mostly. We have to let our customers know to open the freezer for 5 minutes or so to let the CO2 out before entering.
Load More Replies...There should have been a warning about the dry ice. I never knew it impacted oxygen. Such strange qualities.
It doesn't affect the oxygen directly. It dilutes the ambient air & without active ventilation sinks to floor level further reducing the oxygen content for someone in the cloud. Unlike CO, CO2 triggers an "I can't breathe" reaction that OP described as "I was drowning". At high concentrations you have between 30 secs and 1 min to get out of the CO2 cloud depending on the remaining oxygen. The only thing that saved him is that the air was diluted, not fully replaced. Dry ice is one of those "common sense" dangers that are easy to avoid until someone stops thinking and creates a trap with it. Ammonia+chlorine bleach is another one. Mixed they generate chloramine gas which can kill within minutes.
Load More Replies...Dry ice is solid carbon dioxide. It doesn't "remove oxygen out of the air". What it does is sublimate (go from solid directly to gaseous form) and because carbon dioxide, while a normal component of air, is heavier than oxygen, it lowers the oxygen level at the bottom of the enclosed space that is a freezer.
Being sleepy on the road. Don't. Find a spot and sleep a bit.
Seriously, it happened to me twice. You think you won't fall asleep, but you will.
I have blacked out while driving tired before. Don't do it. You seriously may not remember falling asleep, it's terrifying.
Yes. Happened to me, scariest moment of my life. Lucky to be alive!
Load More Replies...It's been 11 years since i stopped driving due to a sleep disorder. Microsleeps would come out of nowhere... And I wouldn't know I was asleep until I was waking up. I was diagnosed after a car accident and stopped driving after realizing medication wasn't helping when driving. I joined an online support group and it is Terrifying to realize how many people fall asleep behind the wheel Regularly and do Not hang up their keys. Yeah, it sucks to lose that freedom (especially in a town without public transport)...but it's better than being dead or killing someone. Sleep does not care what you are doing... It will take you whether you like it or not...And no matter what you do to try and fight it. Be careful out there everyone! 💞
But I do like sleep! Why doesn’t it take me? I wait for hours for it and it only very reluctantly comes. Does it not like me back?😢
Load More Replies...Pulled off the side of a highway (wide shoulders and I was on the grass next to it) because I was exhausted after a 12 hour midnight shift. I get woke up about 20 minutes later by the police who said they got reports of a man who had a heart attack in his truck. I explained and said I was trying to catch a bit of sleep before driving as I wasn't safe. Nope, had to immediately get back on the road to satisfy the police. yay
Wow! Which country? I've done this often when I felt sleepy on a long trip. In most countries you'd get a praise for being a responsible driver.
Load More Replies...CDL training states that sleep depravation is literally as bad as drunk driving. Both sides feel like they are in control, and don't realize what is going on until they are awake/sober. Fell asleep on icy roads with empty busses (thank god) and learned to pull over and take 10 min to wake up rather than fall asleep again.
I lost a friend to driving tired. He didn't die in the crash, just got knocked unconscious but the car went up in flames so he burnt to death. Dude was 6ft3, they buried his remains in a 5ft coffin. He's been gone 20 years yesterday.
Towing a lightweight travel trailer on a bright sunlit day, resisted my common sense telling me to stop and take a little walk and a break from. Woke up on the opposite shoulder and got control and stopped. No traffic in either direction. Got going again but quickly found a safe place to take a break.
As our road safety ads say- Only sleep cures fatigue! A 15 minute powernap could save your life!
Truck drivers complain about this all the time that they're not rested enough to drive but the company says "nope keep going". It's bad when someone driving a car falls asleep. How much worse when a driver falls asleep behind the wheel of an 18 wheeler. Real scary.
Ever been in that situation where you were about to fall asleep at the wheel but just caught yourself? You didn't catch yourself, you were asleep and then woke up. You don't know how long you were out. Do NOT let yourself get into this state. As soon as you are tired, stop and get some rest - a 15min nap will refresh you enough for a while longer. Better late than "late".
Went to Grand Canyon and tried to be funny and acted like I was gonna slip,[it was snowing], and ended up almost really slipping and falling. Some random guy scolded me like a little kid because he got more scared than me.
bruh once I saw a woman sitting on the edge of a cliff, like a bruh I was scared AF, how can people be that riskyyyy??
Yeah, not funny to do this. Took a tour at the grand canyon and that is one of the first things the guide told us,"don't pretend to slip and fall because the chances are you will do so while pretending". Apparently A LOT of tourists actually die this way. My brother pretended to push me over the edge and, rightfully, got his ass chewed out
This kind of thing is happening everywhere there is scenery and high risks. People feel they need content for social media and take horrible chances. They have accidents that then also endanger rescuers or they die.
After working at a national park, most people leave their brain at home. ALWAYS had to pull people off of fences and back from the edge of a sheer drop. No picture is worth it, even your last. Life is not TV -- no rerun, no second chance after stupid.
someone once died becuase they fell of a cliff while pretending to fall of a cliff
Occasionally someone does that and does fall into the canyon. A friend who worked there saw a young child doing the "look at me Mom!" thing and then fell backwards off the South Rim. For anyone's info, the body the park rangers go to recover is not quite a body after falling that far onto rocks.
I have a terrible fear of heights (and vertigo) that has only gotten worse as I have gotten older. I wouldn't even GO to the Grand Canyon. In fact, just looking at this photo makes me feel sick to my stomach.
Waited too long to go to the hospital (pre-Covid) I thought I just had a cold. Husband said, go to the doctor. I said no. Three days later, still not great. Husband said, go to urgent care. I said I will if I don't feel better tomorrow. Next day, I tell husband, I need to go to the ER. A collapsed lung due to pneumonia.Three days in hospital plus breathing issues for the next year. Moral: Listen to your spouse. And yeah, got a whole lot of "I told you so"s. Deserved every one of them.
I know sometimes I don't want to go for help because I'm afraid of how they might react. There's been times I went in for a massive migraine I had for 3 days it was making me throw up in the emergency room doctor made me feel like crap. He said I have an emergency coming in from an automobile crash and you want me to pay attention to your migraine? It sucks I've had a couple stories like that so I tend to not want to go for help when I might really need it. That doctor didn't do anything for me and eventually the headache got better but it could have been a brain aneurysm or anything.
Severe migraines (especially if it's worse than usual) can be really scary. You question how you can be in so much pain without it being life threatening
Load More Replies...Friend recently passed after refusing to go to the doctor, urgent care, ER. Her husband begged her to go an finally physically made her go. She was to weak to fight. Died three days later.
I'm sorry that happened, must be hard for her husband to think that if she'd gone sooner, the outcome could have been different
Load More Replies...My Mum was like that. UK so no medical costs. She had been feeling bad for a while but resisted going to the Dr. Eventually we persuaded her to let the nurse visit. On the day of the visit Mum had a nap on the sofa. She died in her sleep. It turned out that she had pneumonia. The coroner called it the silent killer. In most cases it doesn't even present with coughs etc. She had a bad back a week previously which apparently can be a symptom. She also had shortness of breath but as she had COPD this didn't unduly alarm anyone. It was early stage COPD, she didn't need oxygen therapy.
The long wait, the noise, bad news, the sick & injured looking like death in the crowded lobby.
I had a terrible pain in my gut that would come and go, I thought I was maybe getting an ulcer (based on seeing characters on TV necking pepto bismol for ulcers). Then one day as I finished work I felt as if someone just sliced my belly open, the pain was excruciating but lessened after a couple of minutes so I went home to bed, still in pain, I quickly developed a high temperature, I decided I would have to go to the doctor next day if I didn't feel any better. Now I'm thinking it might be appendicitis, next day no improvement so I go to the doctor, who sent me immediately to the hospital, a couple of hours later after my blood results came back I was given emergency colostomy surgery to save my life. Turned out I had had an undiagnosed intestinal condition and the excruciating pain the day before had been my intestine tearing open, I was hours from death.
This was my experience. Everyone else, got better after 5 days, but by day 12 I had not slept or eaten in three nights, with diabetic sugar in the 400's, while my period never ended. It was my low oxygen (80-90) that convinced me finally go to hospital. Three days on oxygen and lost my hair 3 months later.Thankful I could get onto Medicaid and only saw a few bills before they took over.
My wife thought she had a bad cold but ignored it for a couple of weeks, it was pneumonia which left untreated had caused sepsis too, both her lungs collapsed and she was in ICU for a week, the first day she had to be revived with adrenaline twice. The consultant had told us to pray for her because they didn't expect her to make it. Ever since then I keep hearing about people dying with pneumonia and sepsis. Please people, if you have a cold that doesn't want to shift, see a doctor, cheat the mortician.
Woah. It's terrible to face fees that size. My colleague had a triple heart bypass which if it had happened in the country his family came from (1 generation ago) would've bankrupted the entire family several timesover. Because he was a UK citizen it didn't cost him a penny
Load More Replies...Spent my 9th bday in the hospital with mono. Slept for a little over 2 straight weeks. I have absolutely no memory of that time (other than my mom asking me to eat potatoes because I needed something). Grandma kept saying no, its a cold, ill be fine. Finally my grandpa (hard as nails Vietnam vet says "we ARE taking him in. If he dies, we're getting divorced" (or so my mom tells me). So we go. Doc says another day, MAYBE 2, and I wouldn't have survived. Spent 3 days in on fluids, still sleeping. Was discharged on day 4. Recovered enough to sit up and eat. Took me another week to get the strength to actually step outside again. Dont ignore illness. Its fatal more than you know.
Pneumonia is no joke. I've never had it, but my mom did when I was in elementary school. My mom was a hard-working single mom who at one point worked 5 jobs to keep us going, but for that week, she did NOTHING. It's the only time in my life I can ever remember her doing literally nothing but stay in bed and rest.
I snorkelled too far out into the ocean, and it wasn't because it was a riptide, I just got distracted by pretty fish
I've done this, been distracted by pretty fish, I mean - lost my snorkelling party. Close to shore though, so not in danger
Yeah, it's easy to end up further from the place than you thought you were quickly.
Load More Replies...Some of us humans get easily distracted by pretty things, it's ok but we need to extra exercise our situational awareness
Being stranded in the open ocean, no boat or anything, no land in sight......utterly terrifying thought.
Load More Replies...currents are scary. I know a women who was there one minute and gone the next. Never found her. This was out in the Straight of San Juan de Fuca. She was a highly experienced diver.
Similar snorkeling story: I was snorkeling by Buck Island (Near St. Croix, USVI) and my snorkle mask started leaking BADLY. I nearly drowned, and only really made it because our snorkle guide had a life ring and brought me back to the boat.
I did this on the Great Barrier Reef and didn’t make allowances for how far I’d gone and the movement of the boat. I had to swim across open water to reach the boat- about 100 metres away- and half way across the guy swimming in front of me shouted out “watch out for the shark’ and sure enough there was a very large shark about 15 metres below me. I’d already been bitten a week earlier so I swam a personal best.
Same! Off Molokini in Hawa'ii. I came up and could barely make out our boat or party.
Stuck my head out the car window bc I wanted to see why dogs loved it. My grandpa didnt notice, rolled up the window, and I choked. He freaked out when he heard the cat like noises (ironic) I was making while my neck was trying to squeeze through the small opening of the window, but kept raising the window in his panic. Eventually he got it and I was left with a red mark on my neck and no closer to understanding dogs.
My grandpa passed earlier this year so its a nice way to remember him and I know he' get a chuckle to know people found it funny.
it was meant to be funny so dont feel bad for laughing. My lil sis was in the seat next to me when this happened and she was laughing too, funny then, funny now.
OMG this happened way back in 2011 to me, I came from a picnic with my friend rolled up to say goodbye to them from the car, AND GOSH I thought I would be dead as my father started rolling up the window, FREKIN choking, thank god I'm still alive
We had moved house, I was about 14 years old. My Mum had this sewing machine cabinet which had a lift that would raise the sewing machine to the top when you pulled a handle. Anyway, trying to be helpful I connected it all up again, and while my head was in there I pulled the reconnected handle to check it was working. There was no heavy machine to make the platform gently rise up. It slammed up super fast and my head went with it. I was trapped by my throat in a really small gap and realised I couldn't breathe. Due to the angle I couldn't push the platform down. I was choking and couldn't speak. My Mum saw and started laughing, then she realised that I was in serious trouble. It took all her strength to push the platform down so I could get out. I was lucky to just get a bruise. It could have broken my neck too. Glad I wasn't alone. Stupid way to potentially die and totally embarrassing in hindsight.
It is indeed funny, but I'm glad you came out ok. 🙌 Funny especially when you say "...and no closer to understanding dogs." 😂
Same especially since I almost died in the same way
Load More Replies...To understand why dogs love it you should have their sense of smell. Being incarcerated with human fragrance and artificial odors designed to satisfy OUR nose is a total agression for dogs. While sticking their heads out assure them flows of hundred thousands scents
When I was pregnant my husband wanted to do something nice and put an air freshener in my car. It made me gag, it was way too strong. I pity dogs and cats, their poor senses
Load More Replies...I'm not sure that could happen anymore, I'm pretty sure newer cars have windows that sense pressure to avoid that
Indeed. Anti Pinch Technology was patented in 2006. All newer / modern cars have pressure sensors on power windows.
Load More Replies...So I get your grandpas panic. When I was a kid I tried to see how much I could roll the window up on my finger before it got hurt (yes, dumb, it was a long car ride lol) when it got rolled all the way up I freaked out and pushed the button up more rather than down. It hurt so bad and my finger was all blue and purple.
I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I was getting off the school bus and was walking around to the other side to my driveway. Suddenly the bus driver hits the horn, scared the hell out of me and I stopped at the edge of the front of a bus and a dump truck good speeding around. I dunno if the dump truck driver didn't see the lights of the bus or whatever but that driver made a dumb mistake that could have cost me my life. Thinking about it my older sister was up at our driveway waiting for me, probably would have messed her up for life
After that the school district changed bus routes to avoid students having to cross the road to get on or off the bus
Glad the bus driver was paying attention to the traffic! And hopefully reported the dump truck!!
Unfortunately I think that happens way more often than you'd think, and I hope in most cases that comes as a second nature for them, just to look out for careless drivers.
Load More Replies...I had a friend who was killed on a snowmobile. Was coming home from school and was crossing the road to get to his house. His mom was in the driveway waiting for him and a truck with a snowplow hit him on the road and killed him right in front of his mom
That was a really young age, but I remember my parents getting really mad when the schools didn't teach the kids NOT to trust the sign on the side of the bus to save them. My brother and I were about the only kids who didn't run without stopping and looking first.
This is why our rules state that if you have to cross the road after getting off a school bus, you cross behind it so you are in full view of the other traffic, but accidents can happen in any circumstances, so you need to be alert around any traffic.
Then you get hit by the truck going the other direction. STOP & check traffic before leaving the blindspot
Load More Replies...It's good that the school district changed the bus routes to reduce the chance of fatal accidents
I wasn't a kid and it wasn't a school bus driver but when I was crossing our street with my baby in her carriage (pram) the driver of the gravel truck that had stopped for me all of a sudden hit the horn, scared the daylights out of me. I looked up to see him signal for me to stop as another big truck barreled right on by. That man saved my babies life for sure that day and quite possibly mine as well. This was 50 years ago and I still stop in front of vehicles that have stopped to see if there is anyone coming up the other side.
I almost drowned in the sea as a kid. A current pushed me away from the shore. Lifeguards saved me and were slapping my face. I thought it was a punishment but they were resuscitating me.
It's true. I grew up in Florida and we spent every weekend at the ocean there were many times I had to escape a rip current and if you just keep your head and swim perpendicular you'll get out of the current easy enough then you can swim to shore
Load More Replies...I have been caught in rips too many times (at least 3!). It was only recently I realised it's probably because I am short sighted and have to take glasses off to swim, so won't do more than paddle now. I also get exercise induced asthma, so the exertion combined with getting my head caught under water makes it feel like I can't catch a breath. The first time I was on a camp, so a leader noticed I was having trouble staying up and carried me out and the last time a random surfer managed to pull me onto his board and take me back to shore. I was embarrassed but so grateful!
Same happened to me as a kid. The rocks underwater I was stepping on were slippery and I went further and further out. My dad jumped in and pulled me out, losing his wallet in the process. He's been gone for 8 years now. I'm forever grateful.
And while you're in the rip tide, just where is perpendicular?
Parallel to shore until you pass by the rip tide.
Load More Replies...I almost drowned. I was about 5 and walking at the shoreline at out local beach. Suddenly I fell in a hole under water. I could not find which way was up. My sister jumped in and saved my life. When digging holes on the beach please remember to fill it in or it could cost someone their life.
I commented on a controversial post on reddit
we've been there done that, PS who agrees this should be higher?
Or worse yet a bored panda post. People will call you out and curse you out even if you're being respectful and coming at it from a nice angle
Load More Replies...Please. Once I called a piece of Trump trash out for pedophilic comments and somehow he tracked me and posted all my personal info right here. On BORED PANDA.
😶😶😶 WOW! I hope they are not still on here.... Right??
Load More Replies...Compared to real threats of death, somone finding out where you live is imaginary danger. Who cares, since most people give that info out, and it's available public knowlege? Don't send/post stupid online. Anonimity is not real online.
I try not to give a lot of personal information anywhere online. But if they want they can still find out stuff about you irl.
Load More Replies...You never know which reader will be 'within reach' when he loses his temper.
Ohhhhh I did the same mistake about once not tipping for a colossally comical bad meal in r/talesfromyourserver … and I work in the industry!!
It's so fun how if you get 10 downvotes you are blocked without anyone even looking at your comment to see what it was.
Load More Replies...I commented on a NON controversial post and got banned from the sub
Started hiccuping with peanut butter in my mouth. Peanut butter went down the wrong tube, I started choking, but couldn’t cough bc these hiccups wouldn’t f**king stop. Finally leaned over and managed to cough it out, but it was a close call
I have a vagus nerve stimulator implant. For those that do not know, it is a device that sends a small electric shock to the…you guessed it…vagus nerve. The stimulators are used for epilepsy, depression and interesting enough hiccups. When the device discharges the electric shock makes my throat contract slightly for thirty seconds. After a few years I had the perfect storm of coughing at the same time the device activated. My throat locked tight and I could not breathe. I told myself it only lasts thirty seconds and that’s not enough to cause any damage. Then a voice in the back of my head was like, “what if it is malfunctioning and it does not shut off?” My next thought was, “shut up you.” The device eventually deactivated as it should and I was able to breathe again. Was an interesting thirty seconds.
I choked on an M&M. Apparently blue peanut M&M is the perfect size to cap the wrong pipe. I just told myself not to breath in, quickly leaned forward and punched myself under the ribcage as I breathed out all the air I had. It's been two years and I still can't make myself eat M&Ms again. I miss the taste.
This happened with a cream saver when I was a kid. My mom started panicking and wanted to do the Heimlich. My dad told her no just wait it will melt. They were really young and I'm not sure who was right but I'm still alive lol. My dad said it would have done more damage to my body if my mom did the Heimlich
Load More Replies...Once i swallowed an entire chicken nugget like a duck. It was not pleasant.
I'm so sorry that I laughed so hard at the way you described this. "Like a duck"... 🤣 🦆
Load More Replies...How odd! Years ago, I read that peanut butter was touted as a cure for hiccups. It seemed odd to me back then... Now I wonder whether the "cure" was real.
I've been in situations like that. Twice. Something went down the wrong way, my throat seized up and I couldn't take a breath. Scary as hell.
I managed to actually do this with vinegar once. I couldn't breathe at all.
While drunk, I sat down outside...to rest for a moment...on a freezing cold Winter's night. Fortunately, a passerby noticed me and encouraged me to get inside. I figure I was probably there dozing for several minutes.
Yes if you see a person passed out in bad weather please do not leave them to die.
I once came across a small group of people standing around a man laying unconscious on the ground on a bitterly cold night. Thankfully they had called 911 and emergency services were on the way. But when I asked, no one had actually tried to wake him. I think out of fear, perhaps. I was able to wake him up by gently shaking his shoulder and he was able to sit up. Don’t lift up an unconscious person (you may harm them, especially if they have a neck injury), but if someone is able to sit up by their own power, encourage them to do so. They are more likely to maintain body heat if they are not flat out on the cold ground.
Freezing to death while drunk kills a LOT of people. The alcohol means they don't even notice and get cold faster, because intoxication increases blood flow in the skin.
Yes, my mom's friend died this way. Very dangerous.
Load More Replies...When i was working as a doctor in the countryside in a little town, more like a village to be honest, this happened to a 42 yo healthy woman, we found her dead the morning after and i had to write the certificate of death and speak with the son after he came back from another province.
Taking apart a dryer completely to clean it out and get it running smoothly again, dropped a screwdriver onto an exposed wire… huge arc and zap sound. I had left it plugged in (up until I realized the incredibly smooth-brained move I had pulled)
And if something's smart that's wrinkle brain
Load More Replies...I did this one. There was a push in button to start the dryer that somehow punched fully into the machine. I had the bright idea to use a wire clothing hanger to stick into the edge and try to jimmy out the button. It hit some wire inside and shocked up my whole arm. Nothing major but it scared the hell out of me. Never realized I was so stupid, always nice when the reminders are politely non-lethal.
I did the same (a few times). Somehow I manage to always unplug the wrong socket. Shot my back a few feet, screamed like a little girl
My uncle Stan (father of 6) was an electrician who faithfully followed all the safety parodical … he was on a high ladder in a warehouse repairing ceiling lights. He had taped off all the wall switches and marked them "DO NOT REMOVE TAPE" . Someone came in while he was working, and just ripped off the tape and flipped on ALL the switches. My uncle was dead before he hit the warehouse floor. PAY ATTENTION - PEOPLE!
Many years ago my dad was repairing our old dryer. The dumb@ss forgot to plug it back in before sliding it back to its location. He decided, rather than sliding it back out, he made me reach behind to plug it in. I couldn't see it and was feeling around for the electrical socket while holding the cord. Finally located it and stupidly inserted it while touching the damn prongs to make sure they lined with the holes. And then I saw stars. My dad heard the loud zapping sound. I was done for the day and told him either slide it back out or buy a new machine. And he was now buying me pizza.
Smoked cigarettes for 23 years. Had a heart attack at 39. Pretty f**kin' stupid if you ask me.
I started smoking cigarettes at 16 to cover up the smell of the pot I was also smoking. I didn't want my parents to find out about the pot. I didn't care about the cigarettes. I had a close friend who smoked. I could pass the smell off as being near him. I still smoke cigarettes, don't smoke pot anymore. I've tried a couple times to quit, but then some douchebag at work, or in public in general does something beyond my tolerance level. Cigarettes are cheaper than murder.
I smoked cigarettes, cigars, and pipes, inhaling all, for years. Quit a long time ago. Very lucky to be still living at 87.
I had a heart attack at 34 for the same reason. I'm so glad I quit. It's been almost 3 years since my last cigarette.
I started a week after my mom died. She died of lung cancer so you would think i'd stay away from the sticks but that was the same year i got divorced and moved to tokyo with my two small kids. I walked into a covini and just thought to myself this will relax my nerves. That was 7 years ago....and now i can't stop ;(
Yes you can!!! It;s just really hard at first, but you can you can you can!!!
Load More Replies...I've smoked on and off for about 30 years. Like Mark Twain says "Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times." I'm not even physically addicted anymore. I really can quit any time, I'm just depressed. I feel like I can't actively commit suicide because of obligations and trying to not give more trouble to people than I have to, but I feel no compulsion to try to protect myself heart attack, stroke or cancer.
If you can really do it, do it. (Quit) The stroke might be harder on your loved ones then you...if you end up needed round the clock care from them.
Load More Replies...Boomer here. Just passed the 50th anniversary of smoking. (No, I'm not celebrating) Through the decades I have tried literally every medical, practical and home remedy there is, and the only thing that showed unbelievable promise was Chantix. I was in the middle of treatment when it was recalled due to a "potential" carcinogenic. Let's see....a "potential" carcinogenic used over 6 weeks or, 50 years of smoking and pretty much a guarantee....Ffs, give me another round of Chantix!
I started smoking aged 12 yo, I hung with guys who smoked and thought it made them look tough. 1999 did hypnotherapy to stop smoking, 23 years ago, have COPD, 63% LUNG capacity. And the cost over the years $450,000+.
Can relate totally. I did the same thing, now sitting with COPD, pulmonary oedema and a host of other medical problems. I'm 62, don't think I'll make it much past 70 even though I gave up smoking 8 years ago. No hypnotherapy or anything, just pulmonologist saying to me "your choice, carry on and come visit me in 18 months in a wheelchair with and oxygen tank by your side, or stop now and save whats left of your lungs and health.
Load More Replies...I got a better one. I was working two jobs and was very stressed out. One day, I feel super weak and hot...I'm diabetic but decided to drink one of those Big Gulp Slurpees (biggest one). Thinking I'm going to cool off. About an hour later, I tell my pt job im going to the hospital bc I don't feel good. She's like no. I'm like I don't miss work unless I don't feel good and I really don't feel good. Reluctantly, she says ok. I go to two clinics but one couldn't see me because they were closing and the other one said I was ok. I go home. I'm thinking I had gas or was bloated so start drinking Perrier which normally helps but it doesn't. I said...I'll just sleep it off. Next day Sunday comes. Not any better. Mom says let's go to the doctor. I said no I'll sleep it off. Monday comes and I'm worse but decide to go to the hospital. The doctor whispers something to his nurse. They take me to the ER. I'm super weak at this point and can barely breathe. All of a sudden
They warn me that there will be a lot of people around me at once but don't freak out. Bam! Like 12 people are on me. I wake up the next day wondering what happened. They don't say anything for like 2 days bc I'm weak. 2nd day ..soooo you had a heart attack! What?!?!? How?!?!? I'm 35 y.o. chick! Not listening to my body, wanting to walk it off, stress and not taking diabetes seriously caused it. Now whenever people look at me, they swear I'm super healthy bc I'm petite. Don't judge a book by it's cover because I'm "small" but I'm anything but healthy. Listen to your body. I didn't have insurance either and I was told I had to pay over $100k for my 3 day stay. I bout had another heart attack! Luckily I was pardoned by the hospital. Geez!
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I'm Italian but have been living in the UK for two years
Guess who looked at the wrong side of the road while a Bus was coming trough?
Everytime I went back to Italy I risked my life for the same reason by getting used to drive to the left and viceversa
My family (US) rented a car to drive in Ireland. My dad ended the trip with "that trip was fun but I am never driving here again"
My partner said the same thing. We’ve agreed to not drive in Europe again, public transport all the way.
Load More Replies...Same thing happened to me, as an American in Australia. I went to step off the curb while looking the wrong direction for traffic, and the side mirror of a bus nearly took my head off (and i nearly shat my pants).
Remember the Green Cross Code. Look right, look left, look right again. Remember to reverse directions in places like US where they drive on the wrong side. Universally: Check near side for traffic, check far side for traffic then check near again before stepping in front of that truck that snuck up while you weren't looking.
Load More Replies...I've been living in England for over 25 years, I still look both ways crossing any road!
I even look both ways crossing one way streets.....so many nutjobs on the road
Load More Replies...In England they drive on the left,where i live we drive on what's left
We should make a deal here. The few countries that drive on the left will change to match the rest of the world, and the US will switch to metric. Win win.
Good AF deal, ask America and the lefty countries to accept it now tho
Load More Replies...Everybody should drive on the proper side of the road like all British people!
While living in London, I LOVED that on the pavement it told you which way to look. Saved my life 1000 times! Best to look both ways anyway!
Brilliant. This is in Sydney CBD also. I think it should be universal!
Load More Replies...My sister's boyfriend is German. He lives here in Ireland but still goes home from time to time. His solution is simple; Just drive on the side of the road that is on the opposite of where your steering wheel is.
Drive an Irish car on the Continent or a German car in Ireland. Using the driver's position as a reference is a BAD idea🐶
Load More Replies...I have to follow my elderly neighbor home whenever we have a get together because she's from Ireland and often forgets she's in America now and will get in the wrong lane.
Good on you for supporting her in this way. Does she have to drive home, or could somebody collect her and drop her off?
Load More Replies...My husband killed an Italian man in South Africa, where they drive on the left. The man and his wife had just arrived in the country. They went to cross the road, looked the wrong way and stepped out. The van my husband was driving killed the man instantly.
So sad. For both parties. Many, many years ago - in the mid 90s - an American student in Melbourne, Australia got off a tram and looked in the wrong direction. A fire truck (80 tonnes) on its way to an accident scene was travelling down the middle of the tram tracks to avoid the traffic congestion - with full lights and sirens. However, the student unfortunately looked the wrong way and stepped out in front of the tram straight into the path of the fire truck. Totally devastated the crew, whose mission in life was to help people, not destroy them. They never did make it to the other accident scene. Hannah, I hope that your husband doesn't blame himself, nor suffer from PTSD from the incident.
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Swam under a shipyard pier at night (solid concrete above me) and lost my sense of direction. Got lucky and found my way out.
To add more detail - A friend and I were "assault swimmers" attacking a ship for a training exercise at night. We would swim from pier pylon to pylon underwater. Take a breath, go under, push off, and swim ~20' to the next pylon, surface and repeat. My mask broke and I was doing it with my eyes closed due to having contacts at the time. One time I just kept swimming and felt like I missed the pylon. When I went to slowly broach the surface I found myself under the concrete above. I had no idea the pier was even built like that. Put my hands up and oriented myself. It looked dark in all directions but my gut told me to the right is where I came from. After that, I stayed on the surface! Cheers!
This was my worst fear too for many years! Then I heard what rabies can truly do to a person if you don't get treated within so many hours and THAT took over #1 for me. Drowning is a very close second though!
Load More Replies...I was on vacation and jumped into a natural pool where the only way out was through an underwater tunnel (the tunnel wasn't long and other people were doing it too). But it was something I'd never done and didn't think about how when you hold your breath, your body naturally tries to rise to the surface. So halfway through the dark underwater tunnel, I smash my head into the top of it (which is rock) and I saw stars. I'm lucky I didn't knock myself out and drown.
Wow! That reminds me of that cave in Thailand where those kids were trapped for days. No wonder, the rescuers sedated them to get them out of there. Colin Farrell is starring in a movie about it; Ron Howard is directing. Here's a couple of articles if anyone's interested. Should be released soon, if it's not already. https://www.the-sun.com/news/2933981/cave-diver-thailand-colin-farrell-movie/. https://extra.ie/2021/03/13/entertainment/colin-farrell-film-rescue-thai-cave
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I stuck my head in a random beaker to sniff something in chem lab, I have been very good about wafting since
I've always heard it as, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?". But yeah.
Load More Replies...If ever you're trying to smell something chemical or potentially dangerous, then WAFT the scent towards you with your hand rather than just smelling it directly. Our chem teacher drilled this into us, telling us that smelling certain chemicals directly can have some very negative effects on your health. She took lab safety very seriously!
I've worked with various chemicals that will kill you almost instantly if you breathe them in, never ever smell an unknown chemical, also when I started in the industry we were told not to walk in puddles because it might not be water, thirty years and a job change later I still avoid puddles.
Load More Replies...My uncle almost fired someone for this very reason. He was ranting for a long time about how stupid it was.
Happened to me in a biochemistry tutorial group. I was with, you know, this girl. The one who looks smart but is always miles away... We shared the work. As I had finished my part earlier, I proposed to do the following part. I needed a beaker. The only one left was wet. I thought it was acetone, and if so, I had to clean it and dry it, so I asked. The girl said "no it's water". I insisted because it wasn't logical (I read the protocol again) and at some point she looked irritated and was dead sure. Okay then, I sniffed it. OMG. The room became white, dark, white again. I heard my brain crackling, I felt hundreds of tiny bubbles bursting under my skull back to front, then everything became dark. I crawled to the door to get fresh air and sat down. I'm pretty sure it was acetone.
Oh no! How awful for you, Nadine. I hope you haven't had lingering effects. What was the girl's reaction? "I *told* you it was acetone!" (Pity you didn't get *her* to sniff it, if she was so sure. And why didn't the previous user clean out the acetone and dry it?)
Load More Replies...Used to clean with Ammonia … I was 8 months pregnant. I had sprayed my wall oven with it and forgot about it until I opened the oven door later and stuck my head in to see if it was clean. Took a normal sniff. The ammonia fumes were so strong I felt I'd pass out right there. That scared me so badly, I never had ammonia in the house again!
you need to swipe your hand towards you to get a whiff of it, so its not just straight up, My dad almost passed out doing this when he was in chemestry
Came very close (about two inches) to backing into a warehouse rack full of two ton coils of sheet metal when I didn't realise that my forklift was in reverse.
I almost had an industrial daeth. I was hauling bales of scrap aluminum, got to my customer and started opening the side-swing tailgate as if it was going to be difficult. It started swinging really fast because one of the bales had been leaning on it. When I realized what was happening I ran as fast as I could. It fell to the ground with a dull thud. Bonus was I had a witness, some poor fella was running a bobcat nearby, he watched it all happen, then got out to talk to me. He walked over snd said “I thought for sure I was watching someone die!” Poor guy was more shaken up than I was!
Some local guys died in a similar way. Driving drunk with rebar in the bed of the truck, slammed on the brakes (probably to avoid a deer). Not all made it home...
Literally today, getting undressed to shower and as my pants fell to my ankles I went to step out of them and tripped, almost walloped my head on the sink
When I was little I was flipping my hair over to wrap it in an towel and bashed my forehead on the sink
I literally did that less than 5 minutes ago
Load More Replies...I remember when I was like four I was sitting on the toilet (not going to the bathroom just sitting on the lid) and blowing my nose (I’ve always blown my nose pretty hard/loud. So much so that I at some point blew my nose while leaning forward and smacked my head on the sink. Safe to say I scared my dad when I had a huge egg sized bump on my head😂
I've done it, it hurts. I tripped over the door ledge going in , and my son's toilet lid was up of course ( I was cleaning) knocked myself cold as the proverbial cucumber. I also once broke my nose by tripping and hitting my business partners' iron safe. Ouch! I'm very accident prone. If you're asking.
Unplugging the washing machine with wet hands. My hand slipped onto the prongs while they were still partially in the outlet, and I think my heart stopped for a second before I yanked the plug free. Definitely do not recommend.
I was removing a dishwasher at the grandparents house when they were about to move in with my folks, had flipped the labeled breaker, and was trying to be careful of wires, but it's a dishwasher so there was water. Figured out I had not managed to turn off the power correctly when the whole right side of my body went tense and tingly. After that, we shut off power to the whole house until the job was done.
Years ago, I replaced the kitchen floor in my parents' house. I started to unscrew the 220-volt kitchen range plug, thinking the breaker had been flipped. The screwdriver slipped off the screw and into one of the outlet holes. Fortunately, the handle of the screwdriver was insulated, but the power of the current threw me across the room. Like you, I now flip the main breaker switch just to be safe.
Load More Replies...Same here in Ireland.....and the Type G plug and socket design is so much safer. Unless you use some cheapo Chinese devices where the pins aren't sheathed properly or at all.
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Drove on an interstate during a hurricane and watched all the cars around me get submerged
Dumb like me... Drove home thru a major storm, going "Wow! Why's it so dark at 2.30? Look at that tree that fell on that roof... One tree on top of that car... Those signs rolling down the street... Another tree & roof combo. No street or traffic lights working." When l got home, turned on the news, it was a 🌪️that came thru just minutes before me.
I remember last summer I was at a friends family’s cabin and we had gone into the city to visit some of their family. As we were driving back to the cabin we noticed we were following a storm but couldn’t tell how bad it was. When we got back there were fallen trees everywhere, one tree had fallen on someone’s boat, one had fallen on a truck, apparently a tree had crushed part of someone’s cabin (they had added a shed/garage on and the tree landed on that right beside the kitchen, someone was standing in the kitchen and now you could see completely into the house) and everyone my friend’s family talked to said the rain was horizontal. We’re in Canada btw
Load More Replies...Our newscasters have to literally tell people NOT to drive during hurricanes and they still do. I saw a tree fall in the street and the next car merely crossed over into someone's yard to drive through.
What??? Having been through many hurricanes (South Florida) I've never once seen a sudden submersion of cars or anything else. That stuff takes a time...doesn't really happen in a couple minutes.
I was heading home in four lane highway traffic. The sky in front was blue, but it was black in the rear view mirror. No sirens. Radio wasn't on. I got off at the next exit and stood in the post office with others. That tornado ripped through a section of my community and killed 9 people.
It's the "it'll never happen to me" syndrome. All part of being human & thinking we're invulnerable. Also, this person obviously was not listening to the warnings to stay in place!
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Grown adult and choked on mozzarella cheese. Was only alone for 20 minutes. Can't imagine the obituary
“I brie-lieve in you! Don’t leave me here all prov-alone!”
Load More Replies...I mean, if you are familiar with norse mythology, this makes sense.
Load More Replies...One of my good friends from college choked on food when he was alone and died. Left a pregnant wife. Learn how to Heimlich yourself via a chair!
BP is an international entertainment site! Many readers have English as a second language.
Load More Replies...YOO LOOK AT THE LABELS, THIS CHEESE BELONGS TO ME AND THE OTHER MICAHS :D Screenshot...28-png.jpg
Fell through the ice. The great lakes freeze partially in the winter. Far out there was an ice ridge, and on the other side was this clear glassy ice as far out as I could see. I climbed over the ridge to take a leak in privacy, but it wasn't solid. Went through. Wife had to put down our first infant son to fish me out.
I thought this would've been a kid. No. A grown a** man. Married. With a child. SMH.
Yeah, at least when I fell through the ice I was a preteen listening to my stupid skinny friend tell me it was solid enough. It was definitely not the smartest thing I have done though.
Load More Replies...Hmmm. Judgmental people need to realize that The Great Lakes freezing is well known, and that people have been walking on them for centuries. People make mistakes, but this isn't a case of his walking on ice that isn't usually solid. This is a case of his misinterpreting where the ice *wasn't* solid.
I completely understand what you're saying and agree with you. From what he's saying in the story, it doesn't seem like he went very far at all and it was suddenly unsafe. I don't have experience with a large frozen lake like this but I can understand how that could happen. Thanks for the input, I do hope it counters some of the judgemental opinions.
Load More Replies...First though I had "Well, that seemed like an overreaction". ;-)
Load More Replies...did this while walking the dog when i was a kid. Not great lakes, though. unfamiliar with the area, walked out onto a pond that i didn't realize was a pond, fell through. dog was smart enough to stay away, so she was fine. i had to walk back to where we were staying soaked to the bone in a freezing wind. Not fun, would not recommend.
I was very small (probably around 5) and when my mum wasn’t looking I tied some clothes around my neck and hooked it to the stair railings, then tried to jump off the railings to see if they would hold me. Fortunately I was too small to climb over the railings and my mum found me before I would’ve jumped.
bruh if he died what would the cops think, do u think they would believe the mother?
I think if they looked at the way the clothes were tied they probably would have been able to tell the kid tied it themselves.
Load More Replies...TRIGGER WARNING My sister has a friend whose 6yr old son died from doing the same thing on his garden fence. Summer 2019 her son was playing in a paddling pool in their front garden, the mum went inside to put her tiny newborn baby down to sleep, she came out a few minutes later to find him turning blue while hanging from a 6ft fence with a skipping rope tight around his neck. She screamed and loads of neighbours came running to help. They cut him down, removed the rope and did cpr until the ambulance arrived, but it was too late. (A neighbour discovered footage of the entire thing on his security camera and gave it to the police, he climbed the wall, tried to tie the rope round a few body parts before settling on his neck, then jumped.) He was left unsupervised for less than 5 minutes. The entire neighbourhood was traumatised, none more so than the poor mum who had a complete mental breakdown and had to spend 6 months in a psychiatric hospital with her newborn daughter.
And this is why the government made manufacturers get rid of strings on kids' hoodies or sweaters and cords on window coverings.
My siblings and I used to tie karate belts around our waists and take turns dangling each other over the bannister. It was fun. We stopped doing it when I got dropped once, though. (We had my then-10-year-old brother hold us over the rails. Smort)
Senior year of HS a classmates little sister died by tying something around her neck and attaching it to the treadmill. So horrible, it was 22 years ago and I still think about it.
Yelling at someone in the hood, they tried to run me over with their car and then got out and chased me
I don’t know if it’s Covid but you should just assume everyone is having a bad day and they are all armed.
There's this one particular vehicle that we see all the time going about our morning routine (it's noticeable because the front is mismatched) and they always pull over and let us pass and then get behind us and try to ride up close behind us. I don't know who it is or why they're so paranoid that we're following them that they can't understand they're not the only one driving down the same major road every day. We've turned it into a game of spot the a*****e every morning and flick him off.
I had something similar happen to me but with an older lady. She followed me all the way home and into my parking spot in our lot. I had to throw it in reverse and lose her in our complex.
And then in Florida they have the stand your ground Law so if anyone feels threatened they can just shoot and kill someone. All they have to do is say they felt threatened by you and they can legally kill you with no repercussion. So definitely watch who you get into fights with and where.
Choked on a small potato at the Pizza Hut salad bar. Completely lodged in my throat. I raced to the loo and shoved my fingers down my throat, and it popped out. Walked back to my table and finished my salad. I was with my boyfriend. He did nothing. I grabbed the waitress’s arm. All she did was say “is she okay?” to my boyfriend. Hence running to the loo to deal with it myself!!
If you choke in a restaurant never, ever, ever run to the bathroom! A lot of people who choke to death are found in the bathroom because they do exactly what OP did. Stand up and try to make it clear whats happening so if somebody there knows the heimlich they can help you!
Yes, a choking person shouldn't leave the table. BUT... if you can cough, it's not really "choking". People need to understand this. If someone is able to cough, it's fine to let them leave -- coughing is the body's natural response to food or liquids going down the wrong pipe, and the Heimlich isn't required, as the coughing should serve to clear the esophagus on its own. However, if they are *wheezing* or if the coughing is silent, that means that the food is obstructing their airways and that *does* require immediate attention. Otherwise, it's not generally a medical emergency.
There's a universal sign for choking. Useless if nobody has been taught what it is. BTW it's grasping your throat. There is also a technique for when you're alone.
PSA never go to a private place when choking, glad this person is alive still.
Choked on a life saver
No the hole In the center is not for breathing. Life Savers have holes in them because the inventor, Clarence Crace wanted to create a unique candy. Back in 1912 (109 years ago)
Only 18 pieces in a Lifesaver Storybook?! That's a paragraph, not a story. They originally contained 10 full rolls, each roll a different variety, 10 pieces per roll.
I remember. Used to have whole rolls of buttercream and mint, which i would give to my Mom.
Load More Replies...A kid in school had a Life-Saver stuck in his throat, the only thing that saved him was the hole in the middle.
Choked on a hamburger in 8th grade beside my old friend who was too busy flirting until someone else saved me
I mean I doubt their friend noticed them choking and consciously thought “nah not as important as this cute person” before turning back to the crush. Crushes are exciting when you’re a kid and the friend likely was just fully focused on talking to their crush in the moment and didn’t even realize their friend was choking. It’s happened to a lot of us (not the choking, the distraction when your crush is around). Automatically assuming malicious intent when mistakes happen isn’t very healthy. Just one perspective on this! Glad the choking person was okay!
Load More Replies...The State of Indiana passed a law that all newly licensed teachers must obtain an approved CPR certification precisely because of an incident. The difference is that the child did not survive.
Almost got my head squashed by a car due to a small pebble making me fall on the main road
This is a real legitimate fear of mine because I walk a lot and I smoke a lot of weed like daily.
I let my anger get the best of me and DID NOT hold the piece of wood against the mitre saw wall. (For those that don't know if you don't do that it will without fail take the wood and catch it on one of the blade parts sending you into it with the wood)
I learned from my dad that saws are scary and need to be respected as dangerous at all times. He learned from almost loosing three fingers (they had to be mostly reattached).
My grandpa lost his finger on a lathe. It caught his wedding ring. And I was taught to be respectful, not fearful. Fear can cause mistakes. Respect causes an overly cautious attitude. And better to be too cautious and alive than not cautious enough and dead (or maimed).
Load More Replies...I’ve always wondered what type of privilege do you have to have that allows you to be upset and then destroy other things? I see it all the time the movies but if you notice it’s always white people. No matter what I’m going through I am always responsible for myself and my actions, the burden of being black is a lot of people.
This post has nothing to do with colour, why bring it up?
Load More Replies...Our teacher demonstrated this in school. He drop a piece of wood vertically on the saw and it destroys 18 cm thick oak plate more than 10 meters away
👀 👀 I hope that everybody was at a safe distance? That seems very irresponsible on the teacher's part, if they weren't.
Load More Replies...I wasn’t watching what I was doing while using my table saw. After the cut, the scrap part shot back into my stomach. I had a horrible bruise for days.
Climbed into one of those power supply units, that supply power to the whole road, whilst retrieving a ball.
Friend of the family managed to grab a high voltage line while trimming a tree, fortunately hitting the ground apparently restarted his heart. I would say he's fine several decades later but I have heard him pun before he was even awake enough to open his eyes, so the jury is still out.
Newport Transporter bridge in South Wales (my home town) it opened in 1906 and is still operational in various event days throughout the year (although currently undergoing some renovation work). Pedestrians can climb up the stairs and walk over the top or those in a car can go over on the gondola. I've done both a few times, the views from the top are stunning on a nice clear day.
Newport transporter bridge in Wales. No idea what it's doing here.
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Crashed my bike into a parked car
I mean, it might be, depending on where they hit, and how hard. But I agree, probably not fatal
Load More Replies...Revved my bro's motorcycle into the side of a big bus. Can't say l didn't see it. Didn't mean to rev it up like that!
I remember crashing my bike into a tree. Even though it hurt, all i could do was laugh
I already said it up there but if you choke do NOT run into the bathroom. People who choke to death are often found in bathrooms because their instinct was to run to the bathroom and deal with it themselves. Stand up and try to indicate whats happening so somebody can perform the Heimlich on you!
I choked on a piece of steak, good thing thing my wife Heimliched me. She still seems to think I owe her something.
I almost got my face blasted off today by a bunch of boys playing cricket. They threw the ball so hard that I could hear the air being pushed as the ball missed me by a few millimetres
My dad cracked it at a group of boys when he was dropping me off at school once and I was really embarrassed until I realised it was because they had thrown a ball and it hit his head, almost directly on his temple.
Load More Replies...Think I came pretty close this morning when I woke up, slapped my missus' a**e, and said 'good morning...now get up and serve me some breakfast wench'.
My close call... I slipped and fell on a Friday leaving work, tearing my quadricep. Went home on crutches to put my leg up for a few days. On Sunday I had a "shortness of breath" issue that I blamed on the pain meds. Felt worse every day, finally passing out Wednesday. Went to the ER with pulmonary embolisms and spent 8 days in the hospital. Who knew?
Hrm. As I have said before, I have more than one bonehead thing I have done that could have ended badly but didn't. I think probably the worst though was when I was driving a (fully loaded) city bus when I noticed that the power steering was not working as well. Called it in and was told to keep driving, which was, in retrospect, stupid and I should have refused (I could have). Oh, and the important detail: this was a commuter route, and while this happened on surface streets I was a few blocks from getting on the interstate. It ended up dumping enough fluid for the power steering to fail catastrophically right as I was making the turn onto the probably busiest surface street in the city. Making the turn, mind you, so I didn't get through the intersection until I spent about five light cycles using all my strength to turn the wheel and pull the bus over to the side of the rode. If I had actually gotten on the highway and been going more than a few miles an hour when things failed... Oo
Weird double post: when I upvoted 1, the other also got my upvote. When I deleted my upvote from 2, it didn't change 1. Weird.
Load More Replies...When I was ten I was throwing rocks off of a hundred foot tall granite cliffs into some rapids below, and when I picked up a rock I was startled by a small, sleeping rattlesnake under it. I leapt back and almost went over the cliff. And then I poked at the rattlesnake with a stick until it woke up and struck at the stick. Some city kids shouldn’t be let out into the woods.
Not me but my younger brother, back when he was about 8 or 9. We were exploring near a cave at the coast around low tide and he wanted to go in. We didn't have a watch with us (and this was many years before cell phones), so we didn't know how long we had 'til the tide started coming back in. Turns out the tide was already coming back in, and fast! He almost got himself stuck in that little cave and swept out with the current, but my older brother fortunately was there to pick him up and carry him back to safety through already-knee-high waves.
The moral of this post: "Why is everyone else so bad at eating?" --Ron Swanson
I can share my King of Stupidity moment as it happened when I was really young... The kind of age those warning labels are referring to when they say "KEEP OUT OF REACH OF SMALL CHILDREN." That's important to the story... I wanted to clean my penny collection... So I made a mixture of bleach, kerosene, model airplane fuel, laundry detergent, and PEROXIDE! Chemists out there are already wondering how I didn’t blow myself up… I shook the mixture and then inhaled it… I’d be dead if I didn’t grow up 2-minutes from a hospital with an amazing emergency room… When I got home from the ER my penny collection had literally DISSOLVED.
I already said it up there but if you choke do NOT run into the bathroom. People who choke to death are often found in bathrooms because their instinct was to run to the bathroom and deal with it themselves. Stand up and try to indicate whats happening so somebody can perform the Heimlich on you!
I choked on a piece of steak, good thing thing my wife Heimliched me. She still seems to think I owe her something.
I almost got my face blasted off today by a bunch of boys playing cricket. They threw the ball so hard that I could hear the air being pushed as the ball missed me by a few millimetres
My dad cracked it at a group of boys when he was dropping me off at school once and I was really embarrassed until I realised it was because they had thrown a ball and it hit his head, almost directly on his temple.
Load More Replies...Think I came pretty close this morning when I woke up, slapped my missus' a**e, and said 'good morning...now get up and serve me some breakfast wench'.
My close call... I slipped and fell on a Friday leaving work, tearing my quadricep. Went home on crutches to put my leg up for a few days. On Sunday I had a "shortness of breath" issue that I blamed on the pain meds. Felt worse every day, finally passing out Wednesday. Went to the ER with pulmonary embolisms and spent 8 days in the hospital. Who knew?
Hrm. As I have said before, I have more than one bonehead thing I have done that could have ended badly but didn't. I think probably the worst though was when I was driving a (fully loaded) city bus when I noticed that the power steering was not working as well. Called it in and was told to keep driving, which was, in retrospect, stupid and I should have refused (I could have). Oh, and the important detail: this was a commuter route, and while this happened on surface streets I was a few blocks from getting on the interstate. It ended up dumping enough fluid for the power steering to fail catastrophically right as I was making the turn onto the probably busiest surface street in the city. Making the turn, mind you, so I didn't get through the intersection until I spent about five light cycles using all my strength to turn the wheel and pull the bus over to the side of the rode. If I had actually gotten on the highway and been going more than a few miles an hour when things failed... Oo
Weird double post: when I upvoted 1, the other also got my upvote. When I deleted my upvote from 2, it didn't change 1. Weird.
Load More Replies...When I was ten I was throwing rocks off of a hundred foot tall granite cliffs into some rapids below, and when I picked up a rock I was startled by a small, sleeping rattlesnake under it. I leapt back and almost went over the cliff. And then I poked at the rattlesnake with a stick until it woke up and struck at the stick. Some city kids shouldn’t be let out into the woods.
Not me but my younger brother, back when he was about 8 or 9. We were exploring near a cave at the coast around low tide and he wanted to go in. We didn't have a watch with us (and this was many years before cell phones), so we didn't know how long we had 'til the tide started coming back in. Turns out the tide was already coming back in, and fast! He almost got himself stuck in that little cave and swept out with the current, but my older brother fortunately was there to pick him up and carry him back to safety through already-knee-high waves.
The moral of this post: "Why is everyone else so bad at eating?" --Ron Swanson
I can share my King of Stupidity moment as it happened when I was really young... The kind of age those warning labels are referring to when they say "KEEP OUT OF REACH OF SMALL CHILDREN." That's important to the story... I wanted to clean my penny collection... So I made a mixture of bleach, kerosene, model airplane fuel, laundry detergent, and PEROXIDE! Chemists out there are already wondering how I didn’t blow myself up… I shook the mixture and then inhaled it… I’d be dead if I didn’t grow up 2-minutes from a hospital with an amazing emergency room… When I got home from the ER my penny collection had literally DISSOLVED.
