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Sometimes, the line between life and death is so thin, luck is people’s only friend survival-wise. It doesn’t really help if said person also tends to make poor choices in life, but there is also a point where people start thinking they just naturally draw misfortune, but I digress.

And, sometimes, people share these stories in a viral Reddit thread asking people to share the stupidest ways they almost kicked the bucket, whether it’s stupid because of their own choices, or stupid because the circumstances and the chain of events were caused by stupidity.

Speaking of which, there’s a Reddit thread where people are sharing stories of how they almost died, all thanks to varying degrees of stupidity. It got 41,200 upvotes and people’s engagement went over 18,500 comments.

Bored Panda collected the best stories and responses and made a curated list for y’all, so scroll down and enjoy. Oh, and don’t forget to comment and all that jazz.

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#1

32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Went to go visit a friend in Gloucester Mass in winter back in high school far from my home. I was planning on staying overnight at their house but their mother who I now know has mental health problems wouldn’t even let me in the house because the father "wasn’t home" working a night shift. Friend said sorry bro and closed the door. Almost froze to death waiting outside in 10 degree F at night. A cab driver saw me slumped on a bench and woke me up. Let me get warm and drive around in the passenger seat while he picked up drunk people out on the town all night. When he finished his shift he dropped me off at the train station and handed me 7 bucks for the fare. Dude probably saved my life and I can’t even remember his name.

kdubbsd , Brian Report

Kit Warren
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully "bro" isn't a friend any longer.

Red
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No friend, decent or otherwise, would let you die of exposure when they had multiple ways to help you keep warm. I've nearly frozen to death. It is indeed a dumb way to nearly die, but its also incredibly easy to avoid, so long as you aren't away from civilization.

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Red
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Used to work night security at a well known ski resort. They had issues with one of the ski lifts, that resulted in passengers being stuck on the lift for an extended period. Once they finally got everyone down, they offered free medical treatment via ambulance to anyone who thought they might need it, as it was colder than normal for the season that year. The passengers were of course allowed to refuse. Well, partway through my shift, I saw noticed a car. Not unusual. It had a sticker allowing it to park, so I drove by. On my next pass about an hour later, I saw that it had a driver sitting in it. We didn't usually look for anyone in it, as there usually isn't, which is why I didn't look earlier. I went to speak with him to see if he was okay. I noticed the window was down. Then I saw that his skin was completely blue. I checked for a pulse but couldn't find one. So I called 911. Dude froze to death after he got off the ski lift.

SuePrew
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this was not 'your' stupidity

Fiona Matthews
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet you never went to visit that 'friend' again. If you've lived with a person who has a mental Illness like that - you know not to invite people over.

G R
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How on earth is a person with mental health problems stranding you outside in the cold an example of "being stupid"? The person wasn't to know the mum was so mentally ill that she'd essentially try to kill a kid.

Tadders
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Bro' sounds like a bit of a dxck.

Alias Delfs
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here we have a good person in the wild looking for his prey those who don’t know they need their help

Thomas Sweda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me try to understand this. You visited a friend without, apparently, letting him know upfront. You had no means or plan to get back home, and NO DAMN MONEY with which to get back home ? Is that about right?

Sa Ruuu
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It actually sounded like the boys made plans and one of them didn't ask their mom beforehand, leaving the other kid left abandoned

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    #2

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I walked into a back room freezer of a grocery store. The huge door was designed to close automatically. I knew this and went in and did what I was there to do. After 30 seconds, I couldn’t catch my breath. I thought maybe I was just working to hard so I stopped and took several huge breaths, nothing. I felt like I was drowning out of water. I had to move as quickly as I could back outside of the freezer and feel to my knees gasping when I got out. It was only afterwards I realized for some dumb reason someone kept open dry ice in a cart inside of the freezer. Dry ice removes oxygen out of the air in enclosed spaces. I almost died from lack of oxygen and would have been an icicle when they found me. Don’t f**k with dry ice.

    bdx22 , Dakil Auctioneers Report

    Kit Warren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I was thinking that the freezer was airtight for some strange reason

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear, dry ice doesn't remove oxygen, it sublimates into gas CO2 and pushes the oxygen (and other air) out of a space. CO2 is heavy, so there are places on earth (caves, depressions) where a slow leak of CO2 (usually from something like a volcanic source) has increased the concentration enough to push most of the oxygen out and you can suffocate while breathing normally.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS, this doesn't apply to global warming, where the CO2 is mixing with air all the time

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    Šimon Špaček
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is even worse than "dry ice removes oxygen", it lets out CO2 which will kill you in higer concentration. It can easily knock you out and kill.

    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't remove the oxygen. But dry ice is just frozen carbon dioxide. Which the body is happy to use instead of oxygen.

    Jeff Mako
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking of carbon monoxide. The body actively gets rid of carbon dioxide.

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    Rissie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't remove oxygen, CO2 is just heavier, so when the dry ice sublimates it fills up the room and pushes out the oxygen while doing so. Pretty f****d up thing to just leave it there out in the open in an enclosed space.

    Matt Vanata
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people use in their freezers after power outages mostly. We have to let our customers know to open the freezer for 5 minutes or so to let the CO2 out before entering.

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    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should have been a warning about the dry ice. I never knew it impacted oxygen. Such strange qualities.

    Frederick Reinders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't affect the oxygen directly. It dilutes the ambient air & without active ventilation sinks to floor level further reducing the oxygen content for someone in the cloud. Unlike CO, CO2 triggers an "I can't breathe" reaction that OP described as "I was drowning". At high concentrations you have between 30 secs and 1 min to get out of the CO2 cloud depending on the remaining oxygen. The only thing that saved him is that the air was diluted, not fully replaced. Dry ice is one of those "common sense" dangers that are easy to avoid until someone stops thinking and creates a trap with it. Ammonia+chlorine bleach is another one. Mixed they generate chloramine gas which can kill within minutes.

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    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You learn something new every day.

    KAREN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry ice is frozen carbon dioxide that never turns into a liquid it turns from a solid into gas😬😵🥺

    cryssH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A variation of choke damp - death by asphyxiation due to lack of oxygen

    Peter Korsten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry ice is solid carbon dioxide. It doesn't "remove oxygen out of the air". What it does is sublimate (go from solid directly to gaseous form) and because carbon dioxide, while a normal component of air, is heavier than oxygen, it lowers the oxygen level at the bottom of the enclosed space that is a freezer.

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    #3

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Being sleepy on the road. Don't. Find a spot and sleep a bit. Seriously, it happened to me twice. You think you won't fall asleep, but you will.

    taioshin14 , Dave Gingrich Report

    Claire Stanfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have blacked out while driving tired before. Don't do it. You seriously may not remember falling asleep, it's terrifying.

    Deborah Page
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Happened to me, scariest moment of my life. Lucky to be alive!

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    Danielle Ocasio Fast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been 11 years since i stopped driving due to a sleep disorder. Microsleeps would come out of nowhere... And I wouldn't know I was asleep until I was waking up. I was diagnosed after a car accident and stopped driving after realizing medication wasn't helping when driving. I joined an online support group and it is Terrifying to realize how many people fall asleep behind the wheel Regularly and do Not hang up their keys. Yeah, it sucks to lose that freedom (especially in a town without public transport)...but it's better than being dead or killing someone. Sleep does not care what you are doing... It will take you whether you like it or not...And no matter what you do to try and fight it. Be careful out there everyone! 💞

    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I do like sleep! Why doesn’t it take me? I wait for hours for it and it only very reluctantly comes. Does it not like me back?😢

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulled off the side of a highway (wide shoulders and I was on the grass next to it) because I was exhausted after a 12 hour midnight shift. I get woke up about 20 minutes later by the police who said they got reports of a man who had a heart attack in his truck. I explained and said I was trying to catch a bit of sleep before driving as I wasn't safe. Nope, had to immediately get back on the road to satisfy the police. yay

    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Which country? I've done this often when I felt sleepy on a long trip. In most countries you'd get a praise for being a responsible driver.

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    Eiram
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CDL training states that sleep depravation is literally as bad as drunk driving. Both sides feel like they are in control, and don't realize what is going on until they are awake/sober. Fell asleep on icy roads with empty busses (thank god) and learned to pull over and take 10 min to wake up rather than fall asleep again.

    OhForSmegSake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost a friend to driving tired. He didn't die in the crash, just got knocked unconscious but the car went up in flames so he burnt to death. Dude was 6ft3, they buried his remains in a 5ft coffin. He's been gone 20 years yesterday.

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Towing a lightweight travel trailer on a bright sunlit day, resisted my common sense telling me to stop and take a little walk and a break from. Woke up on the opposite shoulder and got control and stopped. No traffic in either direction. Got going again but quickly found a safe place to take a break.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As our road safety ads say- Only sleep cures fatigue! A 15 minute powernap could save your life!

    Teresa Stabler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truck drivers complain about this all the time that they're not rested enough to drive but the company says "nope keep going". It's bad when someone driving a car falls asleep. How much worse when a driver falls asleep behind the wheel of an 18 wheeler. Real scary.

    Doob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving tired can be worse than driving drunk

    Best behave....
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever been in that situation where you were about to fall asleep at the wheel but just caught yourself? You didn't catch yourself, you were asleep and then woke up. You don't know how long you were out. Do NOT let yourself get into this state. As soon as you are tired, stop and get some rest - a 15min nap will refresh you enough for a while longer. Better late than "late".

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    #4

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Went to Grand Canyon and tried to be funny and acted like I was gonna slip,[it was snowing], and ended up almost really slipping and falling. Some random guy scolded me like a little kid because he got more scared than me.

    gee_west , Mark Collins Report

    Abdul Rahman Falih
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh once I saw a woman sitting on the edge of a cliff, like a bruh I was scared AF, how can people be that riskyyyy??

    That one kid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t have a sense of absolute danger

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    ERIKA H.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, not funny to do this. Took a tour at the grand canyon and that is one of the first things the guide told us,"don't pretend to slip and fall because the chances are you will do so while pretending". Apparently A LOT of tourists actually die this way. My brother pretended to push me over the edge and, rightfully, got his ass chewed out

    Bologna🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister almost fell off of the Grand Canyon. Some random guy caught her though.

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of thing is happening everywhere there is scenery and high risks. People feel they need content for social media and take horrible chances. They have accidents that then also endanger rescuers or they die.

    Nikole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grand Canyon is awe-inspiring and terrifying.

    Octavia Hansen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After working at a national park, most people leave their brain at home. ALWAYS had to pull people off of fences and back from the edge of a sheer drop. No picture is worth it, even your last. Life is not TV -- no rerun, no second chance after stupid.

    Henry Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone once died becuase they fell of a cliff while pretending to fall of a cliff

    EJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Occasionally someone does that and does fall into the canyon. A friend who worked there saw a young child doing the "look at me Mom!" thing and then fell backwards off the South Rim. For anyone's info, the body the park rangers go to recover is not quite a body after falling that far onto rocks.

    Ella Blackwood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a terrible fear of heights (and vertigo) that has only gotten worse as I have gotten older. I wouldn't even GO to the Grand Canyon. In fact, just looking at this photo makes me feel sick to my stomach.

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    #5

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Waited too long to go to the hospital (pre-Covid) I thought I just had a cold. Husband said, go to the doctor. I said no. Three days later, still not great. Husband said, go to urgent care. I said I will if I don't feel better tomorrow. Next day, I tell husband, I need to go to the ER. A collapsed lung due to pneumonia.Three days in hospital plus breathing issues for the next year. Moral: Listen to your spouse. And yeah, got a whole lot of "I told you so"s. Deserved every one of them.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know sometimes I don't want to go for help because I'm afraid of how they might react. There's been times I went in for a massive migraine I had for 3 days it was making me throw up in the emergency room doctor made me feel like crap. He said I have an emergency coming in from an automobile crash and you want me to pay attention to your migraine? It sucks I've had a couple stories like that so I tend to not want to go for help when I might really need it. That doctor didn't do anything for me and eventually the headache got better but it could have been a brain aneurysm or anything.

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Severe migraines (especially if it's worse than usual) can be really scary. You question how you can be in so much pain without it being life threatening

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    Emily
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend recently passed after refusing to go to the doctor, urgent care, ER. Her husband begged her to go an finally physically made her go. She was to weak to fight. Died three days later.

    Rachknits
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry that happened, must be hard for her husband to think that if she'd gone sooner, the outcome could have been different

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    Kaz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum was like that. UK so no medical costs. She had been feeling bad for a while but resisted going to the Dr. Eventually we persuaded her to let the nurse visit. On the day of the visit Mum had a nap on the sofa. She died in her sleep. It turned out that she had pneumonia. The coroner called it the silent killer. In most cases it doesn't even present with coughs etc. She had a bad back a week previously which apparently can be a symptom. She also had shortness of breath but as she had COPD this didn't unduly alarm anyone. It was early stage COPD, she didn't need oxygen therapy.

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The long wait, the noise, bad news, the sick & injured looking like death in the crowded lobby.

    Mr Zipperface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a terrible pain in my gut that would come and go, I thought I was maybe getting an ulcer (based on seeing characters on TV necking pepto bismol for ulcers). Then one day as I finished work I felt as if someone just sliced my belly open, the pain was excruciating but lessened after a couple of minutes so I went home to bed, still in pain, I quickly developed a high temperature, I decided I would have to go to the doctor next day if I didn't feel any better. Now I'm thinking it might be appendicitis, next day no improvement so I go to the doctor, who sent me immediately to the hospital, a couple of hours later after my blood results came back I was given emergency colostomy surgery to save my life. Turned out I had had an undiagnosed intestinal condition and the excruciating pain the day before had been my intestine tearing open, I was hours from death.

    Eiram
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my experience. Everyone else, got better after 5 days, but by day 12 I had not slept or eaten in three nights, with diabetic sugar in the 400's, while my period never ended. It was my low oxygen (80-90) that convinced me finally go to hospital. Three days on oxygen and lost my hair 3 months later.Thankful I could get onto Medicaid and only saw a few bills before they took over.

    Mr Zipperface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife thought she had a bad cold but ignored it for a couple of weeks, it was pneumonia which left untreated had caused sepsis too, both her lungs collapsed and she was in ICU for a week, the first day she had to be revived with adrenaline twice. The consultant had told us to pray for her because they didn't expect her to make it. Ever since then I keep hearing about people dying with pneumonia and sepsis. Please people, if you have a cold that doesn't want to shift, see a doctor, cheat the mortician.

    Jerry The Joker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    60 days on a ventilator in the US is over $1 million dollars.

    Rachknits
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. It's terrible to face fees that size. My colleague had a triple heart bypass which if it had happened in the country his family came from (1 generation ago) would've bankrupted the entire family several timesover. Because he was a UK citizen it didn't cost him a penny

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent my 9th bday in the hospital with mono. Slept for a little over 2 straight weeks. I have absolutely no memory of that time (other than my mom asking me to eat potatoes because I needed something). Grandma kept saying no, its a cold, ill be fine. Finally my grandpa (hard as nails Vietnam vet says "we ARE taking him in. If he dies, we're getting divorced" (or so my mom tells me). So we go. Doc says another day, MAYBE 2, and I wouldn't have survived. Spent 3 days in on fluids, still sleeping. Was discharged on day 4. Recovered enough to sit up and eat. Took me another week to get the strength to actually step outside again. Dont ignore illness. Its fatal more than you know.

    Aidan Pite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pneumonia is no joke. I've never had it, but my mom did when I was in elementary school. My mom was a hard-working single mom who at one point worked 5 jobs to keep us going, but for that week, she did NOTHING. It's the only time in my life I can ever remember her doing literally nothing but stay in bed and rest.

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    #6

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I snorkelled too far out into the ocean, and it wasn't because it was a riptide, I just got distracted by pretty fish

    disneyisinatlantis , Shriram Rajagopalan Report

    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this, been distracted by pretty fish, I mean - lost my snorkelling party. Close to shore though, so not in danger

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's easy to end up further from the place than you thought you were quickly.

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    Fried Mermaid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us humans get easily distracted by pretty things, it's ok but we need to extra exercise our situational awareness

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, I have a fear of the deep ocean

    Tori Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being stranded in the open ocean, no boat or anything, no land in sight......utterly terrifying thought.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    currents are scary. I know a women who was there one minute and gone the next. Never found her. This was out in the Straight of San Juan de Fuca. She was a highly experienced diver.

    Wynn Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar snorkeling story: I was snorkeling by Buck Island (Near St. Croix, USVI) and my snorkle mask started leaking BADLY. I nearly drowned, and only really made it because our snorkle guide had a life ring and brought me back to the boat.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be stupid! Pay attention!

    Jane Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! That looks like Þingvellir!

    DetongLhamo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this on the Great Barrier Reef and didn’t make allowances for how far I’d gone and the movement of the boat. I had to swim across open water to reach the boat- about 100 metres away- and half way across the guy swimming in front of me shouted out “watch out for the shark’ and sure enough there was a very large shark about 15 metres below me. I’d already been bitten a week earlier so I swam a personal best.

    Seadog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a life guard get after me for being so far out. Not my fault the water is knee deep 1000' from shore.

    Kayla Treasure
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Off Molokini in Hawa'ii. I came up and could barely make out our boat or party.

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    #7

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Stuck my head out the car window bc I wanted to see why dogs loved it. My grandpa didnt notice, rolled up the window, and I choked. He freaked out when he heard the cat like noises (ironic) I was making while my neck was trying to squeeze through the small opening of the window, but kept raising the window in his panic. Eventually he got it and I was left with a red mark on my neck and no closer to understanding dogs. My grandpa passed earlier this year so its a nice way to remember him and I know he' get a chuckle to know people found it funny. it was meant to be funny so dont feel bad for laughing. My lil sis was in the seat next to me when this happened and she was laughing too, funny then, funny now.

    guppied , Shadman Samee Report

    Abdul Rahman Falih
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this happened way back in 2011 to me, I came from a picnic with my friend rolled up to say goodbye to them from the car, AND GOSH I thought I would be dead as my father started rolling up the window, FREKIN choking, thank god I'm still alive

    Kaz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had moved house, I was about 14 years old. My Mum had this sewing machine cabinet which had a lift that would raise the sewing machine to the top when you pulled a handle. Anyway, trying to be helpful I connected it all up again, and while my head was in there I pulled the reconnected handle to check it was working. There was no heavy machine to make the platform gently rise up. It slammed up super fast and my head went with it. I was trapped by my throat in a really small gap and realised I couldn't breathe. Due to the angle I couldn't push the platform down. I was choking and couldn't speak. My Mum saw and started laughing, then she realised that I was in serious trouble. It took all her strength to push the platform down so I could get out. I was lucky to just get a bruise. It could have broken my neck too. Glad I wasn't alone. Stupid way to potentially die and totally embarrassing in hindsight.

    carol brandt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is indeed funny, but I'm glad you came out ok. 🙌 Funny especially when you say "...and no closer to understanding dogs." 😂

    Kiwii Stone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't find this funny at all o.o

    Abdul Rahman Falih
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same especially since I almost died in the same way

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    Albanjan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To understand why dogs love it you should have their sense of smell. Being incarcerated with human fragrance and artificial odors designed to satisfy OUR nose is a total agression for dogs. While sticking their heads out assure them flows of hundred thousands scents

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was pregnant my husband wanted to do something nice and put an air freshener in my car. It made me gag, it was way too strong. I pity dogs and cats, their poor senses

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    Julian McCallum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure that could happen anymore, I'm pretty sure newer cars have windows that sense pressure to avoid that

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. Anti Pinch Technology was patented in 2006. All newer / modern cars have pressure sensors on power windows.

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    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People! Don't be stupid! Pay attention!

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen some old cars where the power window motor had enough strength to break your neck in a case like this. You're lucky.

    Ki Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I get your grandpas panic. When I was a kid I tried to see how much I could roll the window up on my finger before it got hurt (yes, dumb, it was a long car ride lol) when it got rolled all the way up I freaked out and pushed the button up more rather than down. It hurt so bad and my finger was all blue and purple.

    SillyPandaBunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found nothing funny about this story

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    #8

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I was getting off the school bus and was walking around to the other side to my driveway. Suddenly the bus driver hits the horn, scared the hell out of me and I stopped at the edge of the front of a bus and a dump truck good speeding around. I dunno if the dump truck driver didn't see the lights of the bus or whatever but that driver made a dumb mistake that could have cost me my life. Thinking about it my older sister was up at our driveway waiting for me, probably would have messed her up for life After that the school district changed bus routes to avoid students having to cross the road to get on or off the bus

    Psyco_diver , JohnPickenPhoto Report

    Kit Warren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad the bus driver was paying attention to the traffic! And hopefully reported the dump truck!!

    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I think that happens way more often than you'd think, and I hope in most cases that comes as a second nature for them, just to look out for careless drivers.

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    Mikey Kliss
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who was killed on a snowmobile. Was coming home from school and was crossing the road to get to his house. His mom was in the driveway waiting for him and a truck with a snowplow hit him on the road and killed him right in front of his mom

    carol brandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a really young age, but I remember my parents getting really mad when the schools didn't teach the kids NOT to trust the sign on the side of the bus to save them. My brother and I were about the only kids who didn't run without stopping and looking first.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why our rules state that if you have to cross the road after getting off a school bus, you cross behind it so you are in full view of the other traffic, but accidents can happen in any circumstances, so you need to be alert around any traffic.

    Frederick Reinders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you get hit by the truck going the other direction. STOP & check traffic before leaving the blindspot

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    D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This right here is why I used to block traffic with my truck at the intersection where the bus stopped to pick up the kids (mine included). Their uniforms were black on black, and being in high school, they got picked up at 5:40am -IN THE DARK

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people don't know you're supposed to stop behind a school bus when it stops

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you're okay. Some people don't think traffic laws apply to then if they think its stupid.

    Sara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all districts should try to avoid kids having to cross the road. I know it's probably not always feasible, but I see people ignoring bus lights way too often.

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that the school district changed the bus routes to reduce the chance of fatal accidents

    Eunice Bentley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't a kid and it wasn't a school bus driver but when I was crossing our street with my baby in her carriage (pram) the driver of the gravel truck that had stopped for me all of a sudden hit the horn, scared the daylights out of me. I looked up to see him signal for me to stop as another big truck barreled right on by. That man saved my babies life for sure that day and quite possibly mine as well. This was 50 years ago and I still stop in front of vehicles that have stopped to see if there is anyone coming up the other side.

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    #9

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I almost drowned in the sea as a kid. A current pushed me away from the shore. Lifeguards saved me and were slapping my face. I thought it was a punishment but they were resuscitating me.

    aceh40 , Daniela Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swim perpendicular to the rip current.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. I grew up in Florida and we spent every weekend at the ocean there were many times I had to escape a rip current and if you just keep your head and swim perpendicular you'll get out of the current easy enough then you can swim to shore

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    Bologna🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You ass! I was about to beat John in Smash Bros., but no! You had to go and almost drown! Get slapped loser!”

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been caught in rips too many times (at least 3!). It was only recently I realised it's probably because I am short sighted and have to take glasses off to swim, so won't do more than paddle now. I also get exercise induced asthma, so the exertion combined with getting my head caught under water makes it feel like I can't catch a breath. The first time I was on a camp, so a leader noticed I was having trouble staying up and carried me out and the last time a random surfer managed to pull me onto his board and take me back to shore. I was embarrassed but so grateful!

    Pink Dahlia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same happened to me as a kid. The rocks underwater I was stepping on were slippery and I went further and further out. My dad jumped in and pulled me out, losing his wallet in the process. He's been gone for 8 years now. I'm forever grateful.

    Doob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop drowning, its not very safe

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while you're in the rip tide, just where is perpendicular?

    carol brandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parallel to shore until you pass by the rip tide.

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    Wendy Swan-Salam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost drowned. I was about 5 and walking at the shoreline at out local beach. Suddenly I fell in a hole under water. I could not find which way was up. My sister jumped in and saved my life. When digging holes on the beach please remember to fill it in or it could cost someone their life.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been slapping your parents!

    Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting behind a rock at high tide and got pulled out fortunately the friend I was with grabbed me and pulled me back. I was 8 years old and I still don't trust waves

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    #10

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I commented on a controversial post on reddit

    guster09 , Jeff Keacher Report

    Abdul Rahman Falih
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we've been there done that, PS who agrees this should be higher?

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse yet a bored panda post. People will call you out and curse you out even if you're being respectful and coming at it from a nice angle

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once. The guy sent me a PM request with my IRL name, address, car info (color, make, model, year, and cosmetic damage), my place of employment, and more. So yeah. I now use a VPN and tor browser. Because f**k hackers telling me where I live.

    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. Once I called a piece of Trump trash out for pedophilic comments and somehow he tracked me and posted all my personal info right here. On BORED PANDA.

    Sara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😶😶😶 WOW! I hope they are not still on here.... Right??

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    Eiram
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to real threats of death, somone finding out where you live is imaginary danger. Who cares, since most people give that info out, and it's available public knowlege? Don't send/post stupid online. Anonimity is not real online.

    Teresa Stabler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try not to give a lot of personal information anywhere online. But if they want they can still find out stuff about you irl.

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    Douglas Mock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know which reader will be 'within reach' when he loses his temper.

    Chef Wooly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh I did the same mistake about once not tipping for a colossally comical bad meal in r/talesfromyourserver … and I work in the industry!!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a dumb comment on BP and got blocked for 24 hours.

    Maximum Ride
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so fun how if you get 10 downvotes you are blocked without anyone even looking at your comment to see what it was.

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    thefaithfulspouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I commented on a NON controversial post and got banned from the sub

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    #11

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Started hiccuping with peanut butter in my mouth. Peanut butter went down the wrong tube, I started choking, but couldn’t cough bc these hiccups wouldn’t f**king stop. Finally leaned over and managed to cough it out, but it was a close call

    BalaTheTravelDweller , Mike Mozart Report

    Richard Reese
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a vagus nerve stimulator implant. For those that do not know, it is a device that sends a small electric shock to the…you guessed it…vagus nerve. The stimulators are used for epilepsy, depression and interesting enough hiccups. When the device discharges the electric shock makes my throat contract slightly for thirty seconds. After a few years I had the perfect storm of coughing at the same time the device activated. My throat locked tight and I could not breathe. I told myself it only lasts thirty seconds and that’s not enough to cause any damage. Then a voice in the back of my head was like, “what if it is malfunctioning and it does not shut off?” My next thought was, “shut up you.” The device eventually deactivated as it should and I was able to breathe again. Was an interesting thirty seconds.

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choked on an M&M. Apparently blue peanut M&M is the perfect size to cap the wrong pipe. I just told myself not to breath in, quickly leaned forward and punched myself under the ribcage as I breathed out all the air I had. It's been two years and I still can't make myself eat M&Ms again. I miss the taste.

    Ki Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened with a cream saver when I was a kid. My mom started panicking and wanted to do the Heimlich. My dad told her no just wait it will melt. They were really young and I'm not sure who was right but I'm still alive lol. My dad said it would have done more damage to my body if my mom did the Heimlich

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once i swallowed an entire chicken nugget like a duck. It was not pleasant.

    Joanne Lawrence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry that I laughed so hard at the way you described this. "Like a duck"... 🤣 🦆

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    Jo Frey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How odd! Years ago, I read that peanut butter was touted as a cure for hiccups. It seemed odd to me back then... Now I wonder whether the "cure" was real.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in situations like that. Twice. Something went down the wrong way, my throat seized up and I couldn't take a breath. Scary as hell.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed to actually do this with vinegar once. I couldn't breathe at all.

    Sa Ruuu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I almost choked on an uncrustable sandwich because I tried to eat it in one bite and the peanut butter blocked my throat so I couldn't swallow

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with an unexpected cough when you've got something in your mouth. Spit it out before you cough or the deep in-breath after it can suck the food down with it.

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    #12

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online While drunk, I sat down outside...to rest for a moment...on a freezing cold Winter's night. Fortunately, a passerby noticed me and encouraged me to get inside. I figure I was probably there dozing for several minutes.

    humorous_anecdote , frankieleon Report

    Is Be
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes if you see a person passed out in bad weather please do not leave them to die.

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to the song almost home by Craig Morgan.

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    LB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once came across a small group of people standing around a man laying unconscious on the ground on a bitterly cold night. Thankfully they had called 911 and emergency services were on the way. But when I asked, no one had actually tried to wake him. I think out of fear, perhaps. I was able to wake him up by gently shaking his shoulder and he was able to sit up. Don’t lift up an unconscious person (you may harm them, especially if they have a neck injury), but if someone is able to sit up by their own power, encourage them to do so. They are more likely to maintain body heat if they are not flat out on the cold ground.

    Aran Lindvail
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freezing to death while drunk kills a LOT of people. The alcohol means they don't even notice and get cold faster, because intoxication increases blood flow in the skin.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, my mom's friend died this way. Very dangerous.

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    Warriorjelly333
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was working as a doctor in the countryside in a little town, more like a village to be honest, this happened to a 42 yo healthy woman, we found her dead the morning after and i had to write the certificate of death and speak with the son after he came back from another province.

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    #13

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Taking apart a dryer completely to clean it out and get it running smoothly again, dropped a screwdriver onto an exposed wire… huge arc and zap sound. I had left it plugged in (up until I realized the incredibly smooth-brained move I had pulled)

    gijoey959 , HomeSpot HQ Report

    Mickipickie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smooth-brained! My new favorite phrase! Thank you very much!

    Micheal Underscore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if something's smart that's wrinkle brain

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    Jacob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once repaired the cord to an electric stove. I was smart enough to undo the ground wire last but not smart enough to just unplug the thing. Similar pyrotechnics ensued.

    Bored Pangolin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this one. There was a push in button to start the dryer that somehow punched fully into the machine. I had the bright idea to use a wire clothing hanger to stick into the edge and try to jimmy out the button. It hit some wire inside and shocked up my whole arm. Nothing major but it scared the hell out of me. Never realized I was so stupid, always nice when the reminders are politely non-lethal.

    Janus Preez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same (a few times). Somehow I manage to always unplug the wrong socket. Shot my back a few feet, screamed like a little girl

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been zapped more times than I care to count.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle Stan (father of 6) was an electrician who faithfully followed all the safety parodical … he was on a high ladder in a warehouse repairing ceiling lights. He had taped off all the wall switches and marked them "DO NOT REMOVE TAPE" . Someone came in while he was working, and just ripped off the tape and flipped on ALL the switches. My uncle was dead before he hit the warehouse floor. PAY ATTENTION - PEOPLE!

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago my dad was repairing our old dryer. The dumb@ss forgot to plug it back in before sliding it back to its location. He decided, rather than sliding it back out, he made me reach behind to plug it in. I couldn't see it and was feeling around for the electrical socket while holding the cord. Finally located it and stupidly inserted it while touching the damn prongs to make sure they lined with the holes. And then I saw stars. My dad heard the loud zapping sound. I was done for the day and told him either slide it back out or buy a new machine. And he was now buying me pizza.

    Doob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A smooth brain looks like a computer mouse, and an actual mouse brain is smooth hmmmm

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    #14

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Smoked cigarettes for 23 years. Had a heart attack at 39. Pretty f**kin' stupid if you ask me.

    Siray , Rick Kimpel Report

    D20 Games
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started smoking cigarettes at 16 to cover up the smell of the pot I was also smoking. I didn't want my parents to find out about the pot. I didn't care about the cigarettes. I had a close friend who smoked. I could pass the smell off as being near him. I still smoke cigarettes, don't smoke pot anymore. I've tried a couple times to quit, but then some douchebag at work, or in public in general does something beyond my tolerance level. Cigarettes are cheaper than murder.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smoked cigarettes, cigars, and pipes, inhaling all, for years. Quit a long time ago. Very lucky to be still living at 87.

    Sarah Downer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a heart attack at 34 for the same reason. I'm so glad I quit. It's been almost 3 years since my last cigarette.

    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you for quitting!

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    O.M.Miki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started a week after my mom died. She died of lung cancer so you would think i'd stay away from the sticks but that was the same year i got divorced and moved to tokyo with my two small kids. I walked into a covini and just thought to myself this will relax my nerves. That was 7 years ago....and now i can't stop ;(

    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you can!!! It;s just really hard at first, but you can you can you can!!!

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    similarly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've smoked on and off for about 30 years. Like Mark Twain says "Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times." I'm not even physically addicted anymore. I really can quit any time, I'm just depressed. I feel like I can't actively commit suicide because of obligations and trying to not give more trouble to people than I have to, but I feel no compulsion to try to protect myself heart attack, stroke or cancer.

    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can really do it, do it. (Quit) The stroke might be harder on your loved ones then you...if you end up needed round the clock care from them.

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    Randy Volz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer here. Just passed the 50th anniversary of smoking. (No, I'm not celebrating) Through the decades I have tried literally every medical, practical and home remedy there is, and the only thing that showed unbelievable promise was Chantix. I was in the middle of treatment when it was recalled due to a "potential" carcinogenic. Let's see....a "potential" carcinogenic used over 6 weeks or, 50 years of smoking and pretty much a guarantee....Ffs, give me another round of Chantix!

    Bob Standen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started smoking aged 12 yo, I hung with guys who smoked and thought it made them look tough. 1999 did hypnotherapy to stop smoking, 23 years ago, have COPD, 63% LUNG capacity. And the cost over the years $450,000+.

    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate totally. I did the same thing, now sitting with COPD, pulmonary oedema and a host of other medical problems. I'm 62, don't think I'll make it much past 70 even though I gave up smoking 8 years ago. No hypnotherapy or anything, just pulmonologist saying to me "your choice, carry on and come visit me in 18 months in a wheelchair with and oxygen tank by your side, or stop now and save whats left of your lungs and health.

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    Jasmin C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a better one. I was working two jobs and was very stressed out. One day, I feel super weak and hot...I'm diabetic but decided to drink one of those Big Gulp Slurpees (biggest one). Thinking I'm going to cool off. About an hour later, I tell my pt job im going to the hospital bc I don't feel good. She's like no. I'm like I don't miss work unless I don't feel good and I really don't feel good. Reluctantly, she says ok. I go to two clinics but one couldn't see me because they were closing and the other one said I was ok. I go home. I'm thinking I had gas or was bloated so start drinking Perrier which normally helps but it doesn't. I said...I'll just sleep it off. Next day Sunday comes. Not any better. Mom says let's go to the doctor. I said no I'll sleep it off. Monday comes and I'm worse but decide to go to the hospital. The doctor whispers something to his nurse. They take me to the ER. I'm super weak at this point and can barely breathe. All of a sudden

    Jasmin C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They warn me that there will be a lot of people around me at once but don't freak out. Bam! Like 12 people are on me. I wake up the next day wondering what happened. They don't say anything for like 2 days bc I'm weak. 2nd day ..soooo you had a heart attack! What?!?!? How?!?!? I'm 35 y.o. chick! Not listening to my body, wanting to walk it off, stress and not taking diabetes seriously caused it. Now whenever people look at me, they swear I'm super healthy bc I'm petite. Don't judge a book by it's cover because I'm "small" but I'm anything but healthy. Listen to your body. I didn't have insurance either and I was told I had to pay over $100k for my 3 day stay. I bout had another heart attack! Luckily I was pardoned by the hospital. Geez!

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    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit at 29 after smoking since I was 15. If I can do it, anyone can. Really, it only sucks at first. In the beginning my mouth would water when I Smelled cig smoke on someone, now I gag.

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    #15

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I'm Italian but have been living in the UK for two years Guess who looked at the wrong side of the road while a Bus was coming trough? Everytime I went back to Italy I risked my life for the same reason by getting used to drive to the left and viceversa

    Pellem01 , sammydavisdog Report

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family (US) rented a car to drive in Ireland. My dad ended the trip with "that trip was fun but I am never driving here again"

    Loretta Hines
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner said the same thing. We’ve agreed to not drive in Europe again, public transport all the way.

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    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me, as an American in Australia. I went to step off the curb while looking the wrong direction for traffic, and the side mirror of a bus nearly took my head off (and i nearly shat my pants).

    Frederick Reinders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the Green Cross Code. Look right, look left, look right again. Remember to reverse directions in places like US where they drive on the wrong side. Universally: Check near side for traffic, check far side for traffic then check near again before stepping in front of that truck that snuck up while you weren't looking.

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been living in England for over 25 years, I still look both ways crossing any road!

    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even look both ways crossing one way streets.....so many nutjobs on the road

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should make a deal here. The few countries that drive on the left will change to match the rest of the world, and the US will switch to metric. Win win.

    Abdul Rahman Falih
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good AF deal, ask America and the lefty countries to accept it now tho

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    Phil Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody should drive on the proper side of the road like all British people!

    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Aussie agrees with you, Phil! ;oP

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    Octavia Hansen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While living in London, I LOVED that on the pavement it told you which way to look. Saved my life 1000 times! Best to look both ways anyway!

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. This is in Sydney CBD also. I think it should be universal!

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's boyfriend is German. He lives here in Ireland but still goes home from time to time. His solution is simple; Just drive on the side of the road that is on the opposite of where your steering wheel is.

    Frederick Reinders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive an Irish car on the Continent or a German car in Ireland. Using the driver's position as a reference is a BAD idea🐶

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    Tuna Fish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to follow my elderly neighbor home whenever we have a get together because she's from Ireland and often forgets she's in America now and will get in the wrong lane.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you for supporting her in this way. Does she have to drive home, or could somebody collect her and drop her off?

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband killed an Italian man in South Africa, where they drive on the left. The man and his wife had just arrived in the country. They went to cross the road, looked the wrong way and stepped out. The van my husband was driving killed the man instantly.

    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad. For both parties. Many, many years ago - in the mid 90s - an American student in Melbourne, Australia got off a tram and looked in the wrong direction. A fire truck (80 tonnes) on its way to an accident scene was travelling down the middle of the tram tracks to avoid the traffic congestion - with full lights and sirens. However, the student unfortunately looked the wrong way and stepped out in front of the tram straight into the path of the fire truck. Totally devastated the crew, whose mission in life was to help people, not destroy them. They never did make it to the other accident scene. Hannah, I hope that your husband doesn't blame himself, nor suffer from PTSD from the incident.

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    #16

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Swam under a shipyard pier at night (solid concrete above me) and lost my sense of direction. Got lucky and found my way out. To add more detail - A friend and I were "assault swimmers" attacking a ship for a training exercise at night. We would swim from pier pylon to pylon underwater. Take a breath, go under, push off, and swim ~20' to the next pylon, surface and repeat. My mask broke and I was doing it with my eyes closed due to having contacts at the time. One time I just kept swimming and felt like I missed the pylon. When I went to slowly broach the surface I found myself under the concrete above. I had no idea the pier was even built like that. Put my hands up and oriented myself. It looked dark in all directions but my gut told me to the right is where I came from. After that, I stayed on the surface! Cheers!

    bomb-diggity-sailor , Massachusetts Office of Travel Report

    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally my worst nightmare; trapped drowning

    Kindlovinghumble
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my worst fear too for many years! Then I heard what rabies can truly do to a person if you don't get treated within so many hours and THAT took over #1 for me. Drowning is a very close second though!

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    LB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this made me feel short of breath. Terrifying.

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on vacation and jumped into a natural pool where the only way out was through an underwater tunnel (the tunnel wasn't long and other people were doing it too). But it was something I'd never done and didn't think about how when you hold your breath, your body naturally tries to rise to the surface. So halfway through the dark underwater tunnel, I smash my head into the top of it (which is rock) and I saw stars. I'm lucky I didn't knock myself out and drown.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That reminds me of that cave in Thailand where those kids were trapped for days. No wonder, the rescuers sedated them to get them out of there. Colin Farrell is starring in a movie about it; Ron Howard is directing. Here's a couple of articles if anyone's interested. Should be released soon, if it's not already. https://www.the-sun.com/news/2933981/cave-diver-thailand-colin-farrell-movie/. https://extra.ie/2021/03/13/entertainment/colin-farrell-film-rescue-thai-cave

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    Eiram
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo. We were cleaning a boat hull by free swimming, did this same thing. In a 45f Alaskan harbor. Can't chose not to do it again, gotta finish the work.

    JJ Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @MikeyKliss - Ninja’s that swim 🤷‍♀️ 😂

    LaToya Mack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighting water??? How are you alive???

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    #17

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I stuck my head in a random beaker to sniff something in chem lab, I have been very good about wafting since

    plrbear237 , Alabama Extension Report

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the joke "Can you smell the chloroform on this rag?"

    Nikole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always heard it as, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?". But yeah.

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    Bunzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever you're trying to smell something chemical or potentially dangerous, then WAFT the scent towards you with your hand rather than just smelling it directly. Our chem teacher drilled this into us, telling us that smelling certain chemicals directly can have some very negative effects on your health. She took lab safety very seriously!

    Mr Zipperface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked with various chemicals that will kill you almost instantly if you breathe them in, never ever smell an unknown chemical, also when I started in the industry we were told not to walk in puddles because it might not be water, thirty years and a job change later I still avoid puddles.

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you are smart enough not to taste anything.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle almost fired someone for this very reason. He was ranting for a long time about how stupid it was.

    Jacob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it was pyridine.

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me in a biochemistry tutorial group. I was with, you know, this girl. The one who looks smart but is always miles away... We shared the work. As I had finished my part earlier, I proposed to do the following part. I needed a beaker. The only one left was wet. I thought it was acetone, and if so, I had to clean it and dry it, so I asked. The girl said "no it's water". I insisted because it wasn't logical (I read the protocol again) and at some point she looked irritated and was dead sure. Okay then, I sniffed it. OMG. The room became white, dark, white again. I heard my brain crackling, I felt hundreds of tiny bubbles bursting under my skull back to front, then everything became dark. I crawled to the door to get fresh air and sat down. I'm pretty sure it was acetone.

    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! How awful for you, Nadine. I hope you haven't had lingering effects. What was the girl's reaction? "I *told* you it was acetone!" (Pity you didn't get *her* to sniff it, if she was so sure. And why didn't the previous user clean out the acetone and dry it?)

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    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to clean with Ammonia … I was 8 months pregnant. I had sprayed my wall oven with it and forgot about it until I opened the oven door later and stuck my head in to see if it was clean. Took a normal sniff. The ammonia fumes were so strong I felt I'd pass out right there. That scared me so badly, I never had ammonia in the house again!

    Jacob Stone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to swipe your hand towards you to get a whiff of it, so its not just straight up, My dad almost passed out doing this when he was in chemestry

    Anton Kider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get drowned under the concrete and nobody would ever find you.

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    #18

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Came very close (about two inches) to backing into a warehouse rack full of two ton coils of sheet metal when I didn't realise that my forklift was in reverse.

    seefith , Darren Moloney Report

    Debbie Marko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost had an industrial daeth. I was hauling bales of scrap aluminum, got to my customer and started opening the side-swing tailgate as if it was going to be difficult. It started swinging really fast because one of the bales had been leaning on it. When I realized what was happening I ran as fast as I could. It fell to the ground with a dull thud. Bonus was I had a witness, some poor fella was running a bobcat nearby, he watched it all happen, then got out to talk to me. He walked over snd said “I thought for sure I was watching someone die!” Poor guy was more shaken up than I was!

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex didn't want to hire a pro to do some fork-lift work. So… he rented one and then broke the city water line which cost us twice as much to repair!

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some local guys died in a similar way. Driving drunk with rebar in the bed of the truck, slammed on the brakes (probably to avoid a deer). Not all made it home...

    #19

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Literally today, getting undressed to shower and as my pants fell to my ankles I went to step out of them and tripped, almost walloped my head on the sink

    HybridPacman , smalljude Report

    Sheyanne Valiante
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I was flipping my hair over to wrap it in an towel and bashed my forehead on the sink

    Mac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was like four I was sitting on the toilet (not going to the bathroom just sitting on the lid) and blowing my nose (I’ve always blown my nose pretty hard/loud. So much so that I at some point blew my nose while leaning forward and smacked my head on the sink. Safe to say I scared my dad when I had a huge egg sized bump on my head😂

    Jerome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Final destination' vibes lol

    Terry Butler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cracked a front tooth on the sink, laughing while brushing my teeth.

    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done it, it hurts. I tripped over the door ledge going in , and my son's toilet lid was up of course ( I was cleaning) knocked myself cold as the proverbial cucumber. I also once broke my nose by tripping and hitting my business partners' iron safe. Ouch! I'm very accident prone. If you're asking.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hit your head on a toilet you might end up inventing a time machine (great Scot!)

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so nothing happened then? so scary

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathrooms may be the most dangerous room in the house!

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    #20

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Unplugging the washing machine with wet hands. My hand slipped onto the prongs while they were still partially in the outlet, and I think my heart stopped for a second before I yanked the plug free. Definitely do not recommend.

    pseudosiren , Dejan Krsmanovic Report

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was removing a dishwasher at the grandparents house when they were about to move in with my folks, had flipped the labeled breaker, and was trying to be careful of wires, but it's a dishwasher so there was water. Figured out I had not managed to turn off the power correctly when the whole right side of my body went tense and tingly. After that, we shut off power to the whole house until the job was done.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I replaced the kitchen floor in my parents' house. I started to unscrew the 220-volt kitchen range plug, thinking the breaker had been flipped. The screwdriver slipped off the screw and into one of the outlet holes. Fortunately, the handle of the screwdriver was insulated, but the power of the current threw me across the room. Like you, I now flip the main breaker switch just to be safe.

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    Piper L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad our sockets/outlets have on/off switches on them. (UK)

    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here in Ireland.....and the Type G plug and socket design is so much safer. Unless you use some cheapo Chinese devices where the pins aren't sheathed properly or at all.

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    DaveR38
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK plugs are the safest in the world. At least we do one thing right.

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this with the hair dryer. Been scared of plugging and unplugging ever since.

    Mr Zipperface
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    3 years ago

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    If you go around unplugging things with wet hands you deserve to get fried because you are an idiot.

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    #21

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Drove on an interstate during a hurricane and watched all the cars around me get submerged

    Soft-Caterpillar-618 , Meg Cheng Report

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb like me... Drove home thru a major storm, going "Wow! Why's it so dark at 2.30? Look at that tree that fell on that roof... One tree on top of that car... Those signs rolling down the street... Another tree & roof combo. No street or traffic lights working." When l got home, turned on the news, it was a 🌪️that came thru just minutes before me.

    Talon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember last summer I was at a friends family’s cabin and we had gone into the city to visit some of their family. As we were driving back to the cabin we noticed we were following a storm but couldn’t tell how bad it was. When we got back there were fallen trees everywhere, one tree had fallen on someone’s boat, one had fallen on a truck, apparently a tree had crushed part of someone’s cabin (they had added a shed/garage on and the tree landed on that right beside the kitchen, someone was standing in the kitchen and now you could see completely into the house) and everyone my friend’s family talked to said the rain was horizontal. We’re in Canada btw

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    Lisa Intally
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our newscasters have to literally tell people NOT to drive during hurricanes and they still do. I saw a tree fall in the street and the next car merely crossed over into someone's yard to drive through.

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? Having been through many hurricanes (South Florida) I've never once seen a sudden submersion of cars or anything else. That stuff takes a time...doesn't really happen in a couple minutes.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was heading home in four lane highway traffic. The sky in front was blue, but it was black in the rear view mirror. No sirens. Radio wasn't on. I got off at the next exit and stood in the post office with others. That tornado ripped through a section of my community and killed 9 people.

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the "it'll never happen to me" syndrome. All part of being human & thinking we're invulnerable. Also, this person obviously was not listening to the warnings to stay in place!

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    #22

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Grown adult and choked on mozzarella cheese. Was only alone for 20 minutes. Can't imagine the obituary

    [deleted] , Amy Ross Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone sees you lying there and tries to help. "Breathe Edam it!"

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I brie-lieve in you! Don’t leave me here all prov-alone!”

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    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nearly choked to death on skittles. Chase the rainbow my a**e.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you are familiar with norse mythology, this makes sense.

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    Nikole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my good friends from college choked on food when he was alone and died. Left a pregnant wife. Learn how to Heimlich yourself via a chair!

    Tofu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocking? 🤦

    pink_panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is an international entertainment site! Many readers have English as a second language.

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    Bologna🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story: Mozzarella’s a b***h

    Doob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me, I'm chocking *choking*

    Susan Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you’re breathing now, That’s Gouda.

    Micah Chips 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOO LOOK AT THE LABELS, THIS CHEESE BELONGS TO ME AND THE OTHER MICAHS :D Screenshot...28-png.jpg Screenshot-2022-04-13-24214-PM-625743efa2128-png.jpg

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    #23

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Fell through the ice. The great lakes freeze partially in the winter. Far out there was an ice ridge, and on the other side was this clear glassy ice as far out as I could see. I climbed over the ridge to take a leak in privacy, but it wasn't solid. Went through. Wife had to put down our first infant son to fish me out.

    Ferreteria , robin_ottawa Report

    Joi Cain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this would've been a kid. No. A grown a** man. Married. With a child. SMH.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, at least when I fell through the ice I was a preteen listening to my stupid skinny friend tell me it was solid enough. It was definitely not the smartest thing I have done though.

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    Jo Frey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Judgmental people need to realize that The Great Lakes freezing is well known, and that people have been walking on them for centuries. People make mistakes, but this isn't a case of his walking on ice that isn't usually solid. This is a case of his misinterpreting where the ice *wasn't* solid.

    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I completely understand what you're saying and agree with you. From what he's saying in the story, it doesn't seem like he went very far at all and it was suddenly unsafe. I don't have experience with a large frozen lake like this but I can understand how that could happen. Thanks for the input, I do hope it counters some of the judgemental opinions.

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Futurama taught me "thin and crispy, way to risky. Thick and blue, tried and true". Saved me numerous times.

    June
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma had this little pond in her garden. We were back home after she took me to see Titanic at the movie theater (I was 11). It was frozen, there was snow everywhere... I managed to fall through the ice. My grandma helped me and pissed herself laughing 🙄😂

    Yaz19
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain read "put down" and thought she just killed her f*****g baby

    SilentBob731
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First though I had "Well, that seemed like an overreaction". ;-)

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several times my leg has gone through ice and got my feet wet, only time I have totally fell through ice was on purpose, we had company outing where we on purpose drop through ice and learned best ways to get out.

    Pezor Zass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did this while walking the dog when i was a kid. Not great lakes, though. unfamiliar with the area, walked out onto a pond that i didn't realize was a pond, fell through. dog was smart enough to stay away, so she was fine. i had to walk back to where we were staying soaked to the bone in a freezing wind. Not fun, would not recommend.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone bred with you? Oh my...

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    #24

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I was very small (probably around 5) and when my mum wasn’t looking I tied some clothes around my neck and hooked it to the stair railings, then tried to jump off the railings to see if they would hold me. Fortunately I was too small to climb over the railings and my mum found me before I would’ve jumped.

    Groundbreaking_Roll9 , Mark Pilgrim Report

    Abdul Rahman Falih
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh if he died what would the cops think, do u think they would believe the mother?

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if they looked at the way the clothes were tied they probably would have been able to tell the kid tied it themselves.

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    KnightOwl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TRIGGER WARNING My sister has a friend whose 6yr old son died from doing the same thing on his garden fence. Summer 2019 her son was playing in a paddling pool in their front garden, the mum went inside to put her tiny newborn baby down to sleep, she came out a few minutes later to find him turning blue while hanging from a 6ft fence with a skipping rope tight around his neck. She screamed and loads of neighbours came running to help. They cut him down, removed the rope and did cpr until the ambulance arrived, but it was too late. (A neighbour discovered footage of the entire thing on his security camera and gave it to the police, he climbed the wall, tried to tie the rope round a few body parts before settling on his neck, then jumped.) He was left unsupervised for less than 5 minutes. The entire neighbourhood was traumatised, none more so than the poor mum who had a complete mental breakdown and had to spend 6 months in a psychiatric hospital with her newborn daughter.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why the government made manufacturers get rid of strings on kids' hoodies or sweaters and cords on window coverings.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My siblings and I used to tie karate belts around our waists and take turns dangling each other over the bannister. It was fun. We stopped doing it when I got dropped once, though. (We had my then-10-year-old brother hold us over the rails. Smort)

    Jill Pulcifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Senior year of HS a classmates little sister died by tying something around her neck and attaching it to the treadmill. So horrible, it was 22 years ago and I still think about it.

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    #25

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Yelling at someone in the hood, they tried to run me over with their car and then got out and chased me

    Other-Image , swruler9284 Report

    LaToya Mack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know if it’s Covid but you should just assume everyone is having a bad day and they are all armed.

    Flyingbuttfluff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this one particular vehicle that we see all the time going about our morning routine (it's noticeable because the front is mismatched) and they always pull over and let us pass and then get behind us and try to ride up close behind us. I don't know who it is or why they're so paranoid that we're following them that they can't understand they're not the only one driving down the same major road every day. We've turned it into a game of spot the a*****e every morning and flick him off.

    Elvira Dirge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had something similar happen to me but with an older lady. She followed me all the way home and into my parking spot in our lot. I had to throw it in reverse and lose her in our complex.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have freedom of speech, but not freedom from consequences. Ass Hats beware.

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think your elevator goes all the way up !

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cursing them out inside your own car is the safest option nowadays.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of idiot would do this?

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then in Florida they have the stand your ground Law so if anyone feels threatened they can just shoot and kill someone. All they have to do is say they felt threatened by you and they can legally kill you with no repercussion. So definitely watch who you get into fights with and where.

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    #26

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Choked on a small potato at the Pizza Hut salad bar. Completely lodged in my throat. I raced to the loo and shoved my fingers down my throat, and it popped out. Walked back to my table and finished my salad. I was with my boyfriend. He did nothing. I grabbed the waitress’s arm. All she did was say “is she okay?” to my boyfriend. Hence running to the loo to deal with it myself!!

    ScarlettWilson13 , lisaclarke Report

    Kandi Heiple
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you choke in a restaurant never, ever, ever run to the bathroom! A lot of people who choke to death are found in the bathroom because they do exactly what OP did. Stand up and try to make it clear whats happening so if somebody there knows the heimlich they can help you!

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self heimlich: use a high backed chair to press forcefully (it should hurt) into your diaphragm. This may save someone's life one day.

    Data1001
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a choking person shouldn't leave the table. BUT... if you can cough, it's not really "choking". People need to understand this. If someone is able to cough, it's fine to let them leave -- coughing is the body's natural response to food or liquids going down the wrong pipe, and the Heimlich isn't required, as the coughing should serve to clear the esophagus on its own. However, if they are *wheezing* or if the coughing is silent, that means that the food is obstructing their airways and that *does* require immediate attention. Otherwise, it's not generally a medical emergency.

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a universal sign for choking. Useless if nobody has been taught what it is. BTW it's grasping your throat. There is also a technique for when you're alone.

    Yabadaba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never EVER run off to be alone when you're choking. Hands down best way of killing (oh sorry BP of OFFING) yourself.

    GlitterQueen541
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope he's now an EX boyfriend!

    PinkWoot08
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA never go to a private place when choking, glad this person is alive still.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with me choking on an unstrung snow pea. Horrendous.

    Seadog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a piece of fish fall down my wind pipe. At work on a weekend so usually no one around. Lucky for me maintenance sup was there and used to be an EMT. Took several tries before the Heimlich worked. When all was said and done, I couldn't swallow or speak for a few hours.

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    #27

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Choked on a life saver No the hole In the center is not for breathing. Life Savers have holes in them because the inventor, Clarence Crace wanted to create a unique candy. Back in 1912 (109 years ago)

    ZeSavageCabbage , rashida s. mar b. Report

    Bernadette Macias
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    3 years ago

    Only 18 pieces in a Lifesaver Storybook?! That's a paragraph, not a story. They originally contained 10 full rolls, each roll a different variety, 10 pieces per roll.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember. Used to have whole rolls of buttercream and mint, which i would give to my Mom.

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    Jasmin C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic how you choked on a Life Saver

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid in school had a Life-Saver stuck in his throat, the only thing that saved him was the hole in the middle.

    Doob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i used to call them lightsabers, and, i called lightsabers life savers

    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. I too have choked on a lifesaver.

    Sarah Downer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me when I was a kid.

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    #28

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Choked on a hamburger in 8th grade beside my old friend who was too busy flirting until someone else saved me

    cjr11000 , Karl Baron Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your crush is more important than your buddy

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I doubt their friend noticed them choking and consciously thought “nah not as important as this cute person” before turning back to the crush. Crushes are exciting when you’re a kid and the friend likely was just fully focused on talking to their crush in the moment and didn’t even realize their friend was choking. It’s happened to a lot of us (not the choking, the distraction when your crush is around). Automatically assuming malicious intent when mistakes happen isn’t very healthy. Just one perspective on this! Glad the choking person was okay!

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    Laura Capshaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The State of Indiana passed a law that all newly licensed teachers must obtain an approved CPR certification precisely because of an incident. The difference is that the child did not survive.

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost died in 4th grade from choking

    #29

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Almost got my head squashed by a car due to a small pebble making me fall on the main road

    KingFisher0424 , Nicoleta Craciun Report

    Abdul Rahman Falih
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the pebble family got revenge at you for kickin them off

    LaToya Mack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real legitimate fear of mine because I walk a lot and I smoke a lot of weed like daily.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have intrusive thoughts about crap like this

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    #30

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online I let my anger get the best of me and DID NOT hold the piece of wood against the mitre saw wall. (For those that don't know if you don't do that it will without fail take the wood and catch it on one of the blade parts sending you into it with the wood)

    -Camron- , Ivan Radic Report

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned from my dad that saws are scary and need to be respected as dangerous at all times. He learned from almost loosing three fingers (they had to be mostly reattached).

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa lost his finger on a lathe. It caught his wedding ring. And I was taught to be respectful, not fearful. Fear can cause mistakes. Respect causes an overly cautious attitude. And better to be too cautious and alive than not cautious enough and dead (or maimed).

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    LaToya Mack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always wondered what type of privilege do you have to have that allows you to be upset and then destroy other things? I see it all the time the movies but if you notice it’s always white people. No matter what I’m going through I am always responsible for myself and my actions, the burden of being black is a lot of people.

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post has nothing to do with colour, why bring it up?

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1, always use the wall. 2, not about the post but the picture, GET YOUR DAMNED FINGER AWAY FROM THE BLADE. IF ITS THAT CLOSE, USE A PUSHER!

    Frederick Reinders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing fingers -- The Hallmark of a master woodworker🐶

    Aleš Kaučič
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our teacher demonstrated this in school. He drop a piece of wood vertically on the saw and it destroys 18 cm thick oak plate more than 10 meters away

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👀 👀 I hope that everybody was at a safe distance? That seems very irresponsible on the teacher's part, if they weren't.

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    David Cumberland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn’t watching what I was doing while using my table saw. After the cut, the scrap part shot back into my stomach. I had a horrible bruise for days.

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    #31

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Climbed into one of those power supply units, that supply power to the whole road, whilst retrieving a ball.

    gliitch0xFF , Steve Knight Report

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of the family managed to grab a high voltage line while trimming a tree, fortunately hitting the ground apparently restarted his heart. I would say he's fine several decades later but I have heard him pun before he was even awake enough to open his eyes, so the jury is still out.

    Charl Marx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newport Transporter bridge in South Wales (my home town) it opened in 1906 and is still operational in various event days throughout the year (although currently undergoing some renovation work). Pedestrians can climb up the stairs and walk over the top or those in a car can go over on the gondola. I've done both a few times, the views from the top are stunning on a nice clear day.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newport transporter bridge in Wales. No idea what it's doing here.

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    Orionpax75
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're an idiot if you do this!! Natural selection

    #32

    32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online Crashed my bike into a parked car

    cutiegirl88 , Conal Gallagher Report

    Candy_Sneke!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it might be, depending on where they hit, and how hard. But I agree, probably not fatal

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revved my bro's motorcycle into the side of a big bus. Can't say l didn't see it. Didn't mean to rev it up like that!

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to jump off my bike before it stopped completely (girl bike), fun until I tripped the "last" time. Scrapped the skin off my leg knee to ankle.

    John Seidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all done that as kids while looking at a pretty girl.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was that yellow chain guard.

    Julian McCallum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember crashing my bike into a tree. Even though it hurt, all i could do was laugh

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