In 2010, illustrator Alex Noriega was having some problems at work and so he started a blog as a way to figure out where he was going wrong. "I wanted to put on paper all that I had learned in life as simple as possible and try to see if what was happening around me made any sense," he says. Although it didn't help him to make sense of anything, it did however lead to this beautiful series of illustrations.

His blog is called Stuff No One Told Me (SNOTM for short), but while Alex may have learned life's lessons the hard way, he's making it easy for the rest of us by teaching us everything we need to know. His illustrations range from sobering reminders of things we often overlook in life to useful nuggets of zen-like wisdom to help us to become more conscientious humans. Take a look for yourself, and don't say no one told you.

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Israel Martinez
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5 years ago

I can really relate ...

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Lisa-Marie Saunders
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5 years ago

Wasn't this from the 'Sunscreen' song, by Baz Luhrman?

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

You haven't met my dad -_-

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emma30
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5 years ago

I don't wanna live with spiders

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago

I think it's mostly a sign of confidence. Everyone has ideas, most people consider their own ideas dumb and let it end there, creative people believe and let them flow

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

It's a Monday ... doubt it

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Karina Rudbech
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5 years ago

Fem flade flødeboller på et fladt flødebollefad <--- knock yourself out ????

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Jan Van Biervliet
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5 years ago

I do it like they do on the discovery channel

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Anita Pócsi
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5 years ago

I literally feel how big truth is this.

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tsjah
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5 years ago

so anyone who'll do pot with ya

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maggiemoonbeam
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5 years ago

Generalities are generally a bad idea. And BONERS? Nah, just sticky britches.

Silent Skeleton
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4 years ago

"sticky britches" XD

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Nini Rocca
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5 years ago

Of course we are, we are human. so stupid and so sexist of you guys to think that. Society shapes woman as weak, sweet object that can t take care of themselves and just have to look good and not be rude. But as you men, we are human, we fart, we stink we are rude, every morning we shit, sometimes we don t get waxed and sometimes we are not beautiful and that is normal, we are human being for god sakes, stop treating us like we are some special species!

Wieland Kramer
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5 years ago

Very sexist of you to think that all man are the same just because their are man.

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Lonely Dragon
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5 years ago

Not really, it's much easier for men to get aroused (in general). It sucks, but most women need more than just a covered ass on the subway to actually get aroused.

Jose Baeyens
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4 years ago

No kidding : ever seen women at a Chippendale show ?

Sharisimone Hampton
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4 years ago

That's cute!

Shi Shar
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5 years ago

But being verbally horny does not mean one is the same physically. I say girls are just the same as boys. One can mean it and the other one might just wanna blabber nonsense.

Ana T.
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5 years ago

nah well not in my case

syefa saeputri
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5 years ago

I confess, its true! x))))))))))

Monika Zadruzynska
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5 years ago

I Agree !!!

Charl-André Fourie
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5 years ago

Don't be sexist, Amanda.

Robert Brown
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5 years ago

Someone below said it's sexist that men thought women aren't as horny as men...hahahaahahahahaaha! you could of just said it's sexist of men to 'think' or simply 'men are sexist' - would of saved a lot of time....jeez

Sybil Billy
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4 years ago

Well, it is sexist and a common misbelief which treats women as largely unable to be horny and victimizes men as slaves to their own instincts. It's pretty horrible for both sides.

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Barry Page
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3 years ago

Not always.........

Dipak Sen Gupta
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4 years ago

Seeing is believing or feeling is believing 🙄..?

Peter Lennox
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4 years ago

Uhhhh, yeah... that's why there's so many male prostitutes for women /s

Sybil Billy
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4 years ago

That's not how being horny works, man.

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Michael Moore
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4 years ago

Blaaaahaaaaaa

Don Lindy Adsit
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4 years ago

Yes

Deepak Anand
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4 years ago

thank god! enough of men being called pervs all the time

Natalie Catt
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4 years ago

Deep.

awesome weezy
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5 years ago

no

Cristina Botilca
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5 years ago

#ladyboner :)))

karenza
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5 years ago

like this.

Andra Botez
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5 years ago

:)))))

Julie Fahrenbacher
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5 years ago

lol lol

Menno van Oosten
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5 years ago

Sure... If this were true my bedroom would not be completely dead.

Alexandra Stefan
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5 years ago

Ahahaha

Tor Haugen
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5 years ago

????BS????

syefa saeputri
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5 years ago

I confess, its true! x)))))))

Anthony Guess
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4 years ago

This one would be nice if it were true

Francis Hamon
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4 years ago

wrong depiction

Francis Hamon
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4 years ago

Misleading depiction.

Docolin Dan
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5 years ago

Then where's all the slime drips on the pavement?

arun madhu
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5 years ago

More than men. Just that we are Givers. And they : Receivers. And through this giving and receiving... Aah fuck it.

Richard Prince
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5 years ago

SOOOOOO TRUE!!

Richard Prince
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5 years ago

SOOOOO TRUE!!!

Susan Ramsay
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5 years ago

No way! Men think about sex every 24 seconds; women maybe once or twice a day.

Mansi Shah
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5 years ago

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I don't think chicks are allowed to travel on the train.

Andy Ruble
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False

Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

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Yeah, but we only think with one head ... BIG difference.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Right in the feels

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

... from the other siiiiiiiiiide

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Sara Jane
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5 years ago

This is a fantastic one, it took me a long time to realise that STUFF can be replaced, time and people can't.

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maryhadalittlelamb
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5 years ago

which is almost all the time!

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

That awkward moment when you're wearing nikes and you can't do it.

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Denis Schüle
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5 years ago

Like the gordian knot. Something there just is no easy solution and you just have to force your way through it. :-D

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Peitto Burrito
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5 years ago

Now I REALLY want to life in a world where bunny hats are hot trend

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Onion Spirit
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5 years ago

preach

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Monique Wilson
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5 years ago

sad that the person you chose for uglier is *fat*. sigh

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

I like how the little bubble is drawn like a sperm.. I see what you did there. Also, ew.

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Lisa-Marie Saunders
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5 years ago

Easier said than done, though...

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Selvi Herianti
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5 years ago

oh I love this

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Cayman
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5 years ago

TOTALY how boring would the world be if everybody was exact duplicates of each other?

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Sara Jane
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5 years ago

Only if you have a sh#t family will you really appreciate this one.

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Maureen Mower
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5 years ago

Actually, I sent my kid to school to learn to read, write, do arithmetic, etc.... I expected him to learn about life at home.

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carymouse
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5 years ago

Trust your instincts but act (as) rationally (as possible)

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Tiny Dynamine
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5 years ago

Ha ha. If only they realised this!

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago

I think everyone understands that... there will always be someone worst off than you, but that shouldn't mean you shouldn't be allowed to complain or feel bad ever without feeling guilty. No matter how well off someone might be, they will still have their own problems, get stressed, and need to vent. Feeling inadequate doesn't mean you're not grateful for what you do have

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Ajda Boksic Filipovic
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5 years ago

Amen

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

This is annoying ...we all have friends like that. And on the rare occasions YOU need a favor from THEM... they are "too busy"

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James Polony
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5 years ago

It's funny how the people over-analyzing this are proving the point of the message.

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Linda Bekkemellem
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5 years ago

This is a good one. I think most people go through that stage where they enjoy calling themselves freaks, thinking they're so much diffrent than everyone else. But really, you're not. You're just as normal as everyone else.

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Maureen Mower
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5 years ago

Working on this one...

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Jeannete Eik
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5 years ago

My mom used to tell us this one :-)

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Rachel Soucy
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5 years ago

mean you has no idea what going on in the world

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Daria B
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5 years ago

♩♪♬ "Belieeeeeeeve in yourself! You got to belieeeeeeeving yourself, baby. Belieeeeeeeve in yourself! Or you get nothing from anyone else" ♪♬

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Benita Botha
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5 years ago

On the flip side of that, I have learnt one does need to take themselves seriously enough to actually be proud of achievements and keep track of them, even if no one else does.

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Sigrid Vinter
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5 years ago

I don't have a dick, so I cannot relate to this situation :-P think I'll go and spread some anger, then

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Cordélia Leite
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5 years ago

It's ok to fail. Humans fail sometimes.

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Batt Mann
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5 years ago

...so we -can- brag about the 2 weeks...?

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MissGreenGamer
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5 years ago

PS: we don't fart backwards

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Regina Ali
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5 years ago

Just turn your house into a Bar, problem solved.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Some of my coworkers are winning at this game...

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tsjah
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5 years ago

ah it prolly was ;D

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brandon sat
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5 years ago

truly accurate.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

it may not solve anything, but venting def helps me feel better!

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maryhadalittlelamb
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5 years ago

no wonder there are a few contradicting ones here.. but that's ok..

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Kathy Black
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5 years ago

If they don't, get some new friends.

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Panji Agustian
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5 years ago

unless you are truly smart and some jealous fuck just think you trying to be smart, because you know.. theyre dumb and jealous little bitch lol

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Nate O'Brien
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5 years ago

☝️ "The Donald" as a young man.

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Jay Steller
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5 years ago

Like that time I tried using Photoshop on a Mac and I was like, "WHY ISN'T CONTROL+Z WORKING?!"

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Panji Agustian
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5 years ago

everyone's definition of "logic" is quite different tho..

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

*looks around* I see a lot of people NOT getting laid right now....

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

You've clearly never worked in customer service. Squeaky wheel ALWAYS gets the oil.

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April Altop
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5 years ago

Unless you work in the service industry...

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