These cats don't care about your personal space. While some owners resort to shaming, in their heart of hearts, they know it's ineffective and will probably just result in an act of revenge. Cats don't have any concept of personal space and they will be sure to remind you of this with every chance they get.
Let this list serve as a warning to those of you who are considering a feline companion: cats are not your friends. Vote on the most mischievous miscreant below, or submit your own photo!
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Teemo Trying To Get My Attention While Working
She's so pretty and innnocent looking. I would have to scratch her belly for her and forget about the working for the few minutes she needed her slave to pay attention to her.
Riiight working, gaming keyboard with hand over WASD :p one of you is working at least
that is one very cute face and irresistable tummy, how could you NOT skritch it!
It's Become A Morning Routine
Think about it... he could sit on the cold tile floor, or inside your nicely warmed shorts. Which would YOU pick if you were him? ;)
Great shots, but unfortunately the picture quality very poor. Cute kitten :)
On The Internet Nobody Knows You're A Cat, Nobody!
I noticed the thumbs too... a little practice and he'll be creating his own Bored Panda account, lol.
Load More Replies...This Is A Perfect Place For Me To Sit
We humans exude a lot of heat from the top of our heads (which is why we wear hats in winter - to keep the heat in our bodies). So, where is any self-respecting kitty going to sit when he wants to warm up his... ahem... nether regions?
No Privacy At All
Probably a good idea to keep the legs up like that too. If kitty should slip and get a paw wet, she could be shredded in his frantic escape from the evil wet stuff. ;)
Load More Replies...Spoiler Alert: The Main Character Dies. Now Rub My Tummy
That's what my cat does when I'm playing games. He's like "Can I join?"
Maybe he just wants to hear the story too. She should try reading it out loud, so they can both enjoy it. <3 #kittybonding
The Pharaoh Personally Supervised His Slaves On Building His Pyramid
The above is exactly what my cat used to do whenever I was weeding my vegetable garden. And she'd purr, evidently very contented
He's just making sure that his dad is lifting with his legs and not his back. He's a very protective kitty!! <3
Our late Ebony used to do this when my husband was landscaping the garden.
Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth
Mine does this, too. I think they like the minty smell, in some ways it's like cat mint.
Load More Replies...Is that MY toothbrush, I can't believe you're using MY toothbrush on your dirty dusty crusty mouth, now give it back
Sounds like my Pumpkin I can't even use the toilet she right inside the bathroom when she one the other side of the door when I shower she still meows so annoying.
No Cat Understands Personal Space
I disagree with the premise. Ever cat understands personal space; it is ALL theirs.
You are so right, Pamela. You obviously know your cats.
Load More Replies...Omgoodness, my cat Crash, who just passed this June, would do that same thing and had the same coloring and size. How weird is that??!????!!!???!??
Cats are like significant others... they only want you to pay attention when you're interest is elsewhere. The minute you focus on them, they take off for other pursuits. ;-)
Put it down! My litter box needs changed, my dish is only half full , the catnip wore off, and who said you could sit down ?
Now That’s What I’m Tolkien About
LMAO - as a huge fantasy fan (Tolkien was my first, of course!), and a lifelong cat parent, I can attest to the validity of this one. EVERY cat I've ever shared my home with has, at least once a day or more, either sat on the book, or - as in this case - on my face so that I can't see the book!!
Is it sad that I wonder how cold that poor person was? Going to bed fully clothed plus jacket?
Cat Ownership Summed Up
Cats despising the fact of their owners becoming victims of selfies or selfie Zombies
Nice try Gomer but, I have my little " Brownie " aimed at her face !
This one is just too awesome... I mean, funny, lol. Can you BE any more owned by your cat than when he's using your head for a platform? And the other one is literally "Yelling" at her!! He's probably saying, "Hey, dinner is 5 seconds late!! That is unacceptable lady... get your face out of the mirror and FEED ME!!" <3
A Cat Will Sit Wherever It Wants To Sit
That's why I love them so. They are very clear about who owns EVERYTHING>
I've been in this position many, many times. Of course, it was usually the 16lb cat sitting there - making any potential for moving the arm/hand/mouse under him a non-starter as well. <3
She's Actually Terrifying
Who cares what your E-mail says! I want my belly rubbed, RIGHT NOW!- says the scary kitten
She's just a baby and is trying to teach you how to take care of her. After all, she is the queen of the household?!?!?!?
She probably saw that YouTube video of the kitten getting belly rubs and splaying his legs out whenever it stops, and she wants you to make a better version of it, starring her!!
Stop Using That iPad. I Want Attention!
I Just Wanted To Play Smash Bros
perhaps, cat's will save humans from becoming vegetables sitting at all those gadgets..?!
You ARE playing Smash Brothers... the two kitty brothers are smashing your face!! :D
You No Study, You Play With Pebbles
How could anyone say now to that face, with the praying paws too (just to make sure your heart melts). They are masters of manipulation, lol.
This is exactly what my cat does when I'm trying to do my schoolwork
I’ll Just Lay Here
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... is there anything more adorable? Poor little thing is all tuckered out - probably from climbing up your pant leg to get where he is, lol.
This Is How My Kitten Likes To Ride In The Car
Although this is really cute, sadly, it's also really dangerous. If you had to brake suddenly, he would go flying right into the windsheild - not to mention, if anything startles him and he suddenly grabs your head with his claws, that could CAUSE an accident. Please keep your pets in a carrier or at least secured in the rear seat with the seatbelt and their own leash/collar. It's best for them, for you, and for everyone else on the road as well.
Oh Hi! Were You Reading?
Love this one... My Tiger (I've got two, but Tiger is the boy, and the biggest, while also being the most lovey-dovey to me, and absolutely terrified of anyone else) will do this anytime I'm holding a book, tablet, phone, etc. Usually he does it when I'm sitting in my recliner, because he wants me to move my arm out of the way... so that he can curl up with his rump on the arm of the recliner, and his head and front paws using my left breast for a pillow. He does this EVERY day. It's his favorite place to sleep. To be honest, I think if I were to let him crawl inside my shirt, he would do that too. He is the most clingy, affectionate cat I have ever had - but only with me. Anyone else that comes to the house - even my son who was living with me for the first 2 years of Tiger's life - is avoided like the plague. He will run under the nearest piece of furniture the second they come to the door (before I even open it), and won't come out until he's sure they're gone for good.
Too Tired To Care
Thought you were slick with an alternative keyboard, huh? Cat's are always one step ahead of us... as you see. ;)
First Time Being Watched In The Shower By A Non-Person
I'd put a little carpeted ledge up there for him. He's going to keep doing that, and eventually (law of averages) he will slip, find himself getting wet, and shred your legs trying to find an escape from the water. Definitely get him his own shelf, with plenty of wood & carpet to cling to... for your own safety, lol.
Tried To Snap A Pic Of The Cat Snuggling My Head And Ended Up With This
I'm told it's a high compliment when our cats groom us... or maybe you just missed that spot in the shower, lol. ;)
This Is What Happens When I Try To Study
To her, you don't need a fancy degree or diploma... after all, you earn enough to keep her supplied in clean litter, tasty food, and fun toys now... so what else is there in life to need? LOL
You Will Have No Alone Time. Ever.
They look like twin bodyguards. If one fall asleep the other take care
Next you'll be taking an unplanned beer bath, when one of them knocks that mug into the tub. Also, I hope you finished that book, as that's going in too, lol.
Almost 6 Months Old And Still A Daily Ritual
Think about this.... cold floor, or already warmed up briefs... which would you choose to sit on? It's just common sense, dude, lol.
Are You Really Going To Write That?
Well, one reason they love our laptops is the heat they generate. But the other reason is that once again, you're allowing something to distract you from giving them your undivided attention 24/7 - because even if they are asleep, or completely ignoring you, you are supposed to be so enthralled by them that nothing else ever attracts your interest. ;)
My Cat Chooses Some Very Annoying Places To Sleep
It's all part of their master plan, you know. May as well get used to it, because it's not changing any time soon. ;)
Got My First Cat This Weekend. This Instantly Happened The First Time I Opened My Laptop
Lol this picture pretty much sums up what your life is gonna be like now.....just imaging that exact same pose while you're in the bathroom, taking a shower, eating, reading, trying to watch tv, getting ready for work, etc.... Welcome to the joys of having a kitty.
It's the heat they generate, first of all. But also, as you will soon learn, when you're a cat parent, ANYTHING that detracts your attention from them (even if they're asleep or ignoring you) is forbidden. You are required to be completely focused on them 24/7... is the unwritten law of cat parenthood. But it's SOOO worth it!!
Cat Hat
This one is just so awesome, there's no caption that can do it justice!! <3
My Cat Likes To Sit On My Chest And Bite My Shirt
Beautiful cat w/amazing, gorgeous eyes. I wonder - is he also "kneading" your chest/stomach as he bites the shirt? Very often this is nursing behavior that is carried into adulthood by cats that get separated from their mother's too early... so they never outgrow the need to feel like they are suckling. They will usually pull a piece of cloth into their mouths to suck on while kneading the surface below the cloth (skin, bedding, whatever) to simulate that feeling from their kittenhood. It means he's feeling insecure, or lonely - and it means he loves you as a parent, so enjoy your kitty massage and be sure to pet him and provide him with loving reassurance too. :) <3
Hello There! What Are You Doing?
Stage 5 Clinger Won't Let Me Pee Alone
I gave up on trying to close the bathroom door a long time ago. One day I just asked my husband if he minded, and he said "I don't care - heck, I stopped closing the door about 6 months ago because whenever I did, the cats would be constantly pulling or sticking their paws under, trying to open it, and it was very distracting to what I was trying to get done with." So in the battle for the bathroom, the cats won both rounds. Now that I'm a widow, closing the door really doesn't occur to me, unless I have company, which is rare. I enjoy their company though... far more than the real reason I'm in there, lol.
Send Help
Cat-Parent Safety Tip: Always keep an emergency flare and oxygen mask handy, in case of excessively long cat naps preventing normal breathing!! Also, you may want to pre-record your call for help to the police or a neighbor, because "MMPPHH!! I'b bin mofferd nphi mmphi ggnnatph!!" isn't likely to be understood by anyone.
My Cat Does This When I Spend Too Much Time Working
LOL - My Tiger does this whether I'm working or not. The minute I sit down, he jumps into my lap, then wraps himself around my left arm and snuggles his head into the soft spot between my shoulder and my chest. He wraps his paws around my arm just like that too - so that I can't move the arm in any way without his knowing it. I'm still trying to determine if this is love or if he's the most possessive cat I've ever met, lol.
I Know We're Close But Can I Have 5 Minutes When We Don't Cuddle?
Maybe he's trying to save you from all that evil water? He wouldn't want to lose you in there or anything... especially since he wants his bowl filled again tomorrow, lol. Oh, also... I'd be extremely careful moving that leg around. Move too quick and you may be unintentionally sharing that bath with "Mittens".... and that could be extremely dangerous - for you!!
Perfect Place
What Do You Mean You Have To Study?
Why I Never Get Any Work Done.
Best Place To Sit
Can't I Read?! Then I Eat.
Dexter Inception
My Cat Does This While I'm Working
Ok, Enough Of Spanish, Now I'll Teach You The Cat Language!
i'm amazed of that sentence "que te den". It's like saying "f**k you". I can't even imagine that this is taught in a book.
actually it is not just like that... it also has other meanings, depending on the contexts and the intention. Something like "I hope they give it to you" but not quite a "f**k you"... it is soooo complicated.
Load More Replies...So Let Me Take A Selfie..
I Am Bread
Copy Paste Sleeping Style
My Cat Didn't Care
Trying To Watch Tv.....
Need To Work? Nope.
Usb Cat
Feel Free (cell) To Play
She is Pötyi. Now she vawe from the kitten haven.
Moopanther Sits Where She Likes
HAHAHAHA no, its a boobs pillow (not that thats any better)
Load More Replies...Don't Worry Guys... It's Not Like I Ever Need To Move My Legs Again... Or Go To The Bathroom
This Is My Kitty Cat Floyd As My Hat
Cat Won't Let Me Work On My Computer
I Respect No One's Personal Space - Not Even Other Cats!!
Omg Computer Move, Can't You See I'm Busy Petting This Cat?
I Play Better Than You :)
Does His Own Thing All Day: Until I Pull Out My Crocheting.
I always ended up with wet yarn from cat slobbers. Only one cure for that. Give up crocheting.
So She Thinks She's A Parrot
This "superman" Can Never Leave Me Sleep At Peace...
Every Time
When Weiler My Puss Was Poorly Recently She Spent 3 Days In This Position !
No Worries! I'll Help You To Study!
Comfortable Place To Sit
Die, you evil machine which takes all my slave's time when he/she only needs to worship me!!!!
Mr. Garfield Is Tired.
Oh You Need To Study, I'll Help You..
Rez Please.
Comfortable Place To Sit
U Trying To Study?
Who are you kidding? We both know you're going to fail. Now pet me.
My Cat Is Almost A Hat
Must. Occupy. Human.
Yep.
Ours. (not Yours)
My Cat Likes To Snuggle Like A Baby
Deana, I love your profile pic. You two are so cute!
Load More Replies...Sorry Human But I Fall Asleep On Your Books
Why Do You Need To Work While I'm In My Cozy Bed?
Schrödinger Finds His Favorite Spot
Goddammit Cat, I'm Working
I'm Gonna Shut Down This Thing. I Just Want Some Attention!
I Want To Sleep Now!
I Didn't Need That Foot, I Have Another.
Everyone's A Critic
Sorry, Did You Need To Get In Here?
Where Is My Dinner?
Whatcha Readin'?
Working Out? Too Bad
What Is It With Cats And Keyboards?!
You Don't Need Read This... :-p
Don't Even Think About Moving Me!
Napping Together Is Double The Fun!
Gizmo, Making It Very Difficult To Heal That Heroic!
Orion Saying "no Work For You... Love Me!"
Orion is an actual constellation in the sky....
Load More Replies...How Dare My Owner Work And Not Give Me Attention!
Enough Gaming. I Want Cuddles
Double The Comfort For Toulouse
Let Me Just Gently Smother You...
See, I Told You I Was Out Of Food, Dummy
When The Drawer Came Out Of The Cabinet -____- Here, Let Me Help!
Life With Cats.
Kua's 1st Selfie!
What Are You Drawing? Can It Wait?
Jova Najdrazi
I Mustache You Question!"
Cat Hat Taking A Nap
You Will Sleep Longer Mommy, If You Can't Breathe.
Enough Chatting Is 3 Am. Pet Me!
Well Those Kids Don't Have To Learn All The Time
Every Time -_____- Thanks Nugget...
Whatcha Doin'?
I Woke Up Like This...
Just Leave That Laptop Human Slaver.
So You're Working? Why The F*ck U Lyin Why U Always Lyin
So Cold Out There..
Mckibben Says That He's More Important Than Silly Emails
Sleeping Buddies
Trying To Watch Tv.....
Can't I Read?! Then I Eat.
Spying....;)
Forget Uni Work Mummy
Photo Bomb!
Kitty Cuddle Back Attack By Gizmo
No. More. Clicking!
Ma Cat
My Cat Dude Thinks He's A Pen.
True Love
Legitimate Reason I Couldn't Do My Homework.
Loopie-loo. I Never Get Used To This.
Never Enough
He Decided This Was A Great Place To Hang Out.
I Shall Nap Right Here, Right Now!
The Couch Is Theirs.
Rengar, When We Rescued Him From The Street :)
Parrot Cat: "i'm Staying On Your Shoulder And I Don't Care What You Think About It :p"
A New Lunch!
Poor mouse - imagine living in fear like that...move that f*****g cat
You're Late With My Dinner. If You Value Your Foot....
Well Trying To Do...anything
I Am Trying To Work And She Won't Let Me
Hey, Let Me See Those!!!
My Cat Waiting For Me To Get Out Of The Bathroom
What?!?
Your Notebook Is Mine Notebook Actually...
My Blogger
I Think Somebody Is Texting You...
Paw In My Face!
Mmmm, Clean Hair. Not Clean Enough, Let Me Help You!!
Sorry Human But I Fall Asleep On Your Books
Now You Want A Picture? I'm Trying To Watch A Movie.
This Is The Best Pillow Ever. He Better Not Move.... Sighhhhh I Better Lay Still!
I Ent To Study Too!?
Titel should be: I want to study too?! But i couldn't change it anymore....
While I Was Dropping Some Friends In The Pool....
"let Me Read Please, I Didn't Finish That Pharagraph Yet!"
Shhhh Human....
Mine.
Please, Don't Go Hooman! :(
Mackerel!
I Want In... Get Out!!!
When My Son Studies...
You Don't Look Busy.....gimme Attenshun !!
It's Good Luck To Have 2 Black Cats!
Read Me!
Copy Paste Sleeping Style
This Is My Chair Now
Not A Cat, But Still...
You're Not Measuring It Right - Here, Let Me Show You How To Look Fabulous!
Woke Up And It Was Like This :)
Cat For Dinner
You Work For Me Remember?
Is There No Privacy?
I Needs Your Money Tree!!!
Don't Worry, I Don't Need To Breathe!
I Will Be The Smaller Spoon!
Tired Of Studying
Studying
Bathroom Assistant
Dogs Can Do It Too..
Teach Me How To Play Minecraft...
Sorry Human But I Fall Asleep On Your Books
When The Drawer Came Out Of The Cabinet >< Here, Let Me Help! Thanks Nugget >____>
When The Drawer Came Out Of The Cabinet -____- Here, Let Me Help!
When The Drawer Came Out Of The Cabinet >< Here, Let Me Help! Thanks Nugget >____>
I wish these photos were exaggerations, but they are so not. I wouldn't have it any other way tho. I love my three furbabies.
One of my cats woke me up during the night. He had to go from one side of the bed to the other, so he walked across my face. I have incriminating paw marks on my nose.
Go to your nearest shelter, there are plenty to choose from, and all needing furever homes.
Load More Replies...One of my little furry beasts squawks until i have moved into the middle of the bed so he can make himself comfy next to me at night. Then the other bed hog scrambles up on the other side, lops his front paw over my arm with a glare that says, 'move your arm and you die, human".
Every night my cat use to wake me up as she feels thirsty every night at the same time.and also use to sit on my abdomen
my cat used to lay across my face feet on one ear face on the other and would pur on my face
I wish these photos were exaggerations, but they are so not. I wouldn't have it any other way tho. I love my three furbabies.
One of my cats woke me up during the night. He had to go from one side of the bed to the other, so he walked across my face. I have incriminating paw marks on my nose.
Go to your nearest shelter, there are plenty to choose from, and all needing furever homes.
Load More Replies...One of my little furry beasts squawks until i have moved into the middle of the bed so he can make himself comfy next to me at night. Then the other bed hog scrambles up on the other side, lops his front paw over my arm with a glare that says, 'move your arm and you die, human".
Every night my cat use to wake me up as she feels thirsty every night at the same time.and also use to sit on my abdomen
my cat used to lay across my face feet on one ear face on the other and would pur on my face
