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Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic; you probably didn't even know these weird things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the online marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling these funny things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all while online shopping already.
In this popular subreddit dedicated to funny craigslist ads, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From such interesting finds as awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? So, if you are on the end of your wit for things to buy, scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace ads!
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#2
Bring A Chain Saw...
#3
How Soon Can I Move In?
#4
Ah Yes, Air..
#5
A Quadruple Peanut!
#6
Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?
#7
Facebook Marketplace Posting!
#8
The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here
Monika Rhodes 6 years ago
$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...
#9
Are U Kidding $6!!
kathryn stretton 6 years ago
How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.
Michelle Line 6 years ago
You would have had to milk several hundred cats to get this much milk.
Michelle Chevalier 6 years ago
Anybody else get that scene from Meet the Parents where Greg was trying to explain how to milk a cat...lol
Serena DuBois 6 years ago
This is the only comment on this one that sort of makes sense on some level. The mental picture I'm getting of milking a puma, the only big cat that purrs, "Lie down, Bluebell. This won't take long. I'll bring you a nice piece of raw steak as soon as I'm done." Some alternate universe ... A steady scratching behind the ears, loud purring, a cat voice in my mind, "Thanks, the pressure was really starting to hurt." A new chapter in a book?
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Monika Rhodes 6 years ago
What a lie- a little bitter because they're strays (notto ention-you'd have to milk a looooots of cats to get that amounts and sorry but if anyone believes and buys that-wow to you ). What a f*****g pathetic lie. How does being stray animal make any difference to the milk ? Just selling cheap milk from supermarket and tries to make it sound dramatic..Pfff
Terri Brittingham 6 years ago
Well this is horrible. If it was actually true the stupid person is taking away milk from nursing kittens! Boo!
Gracie Mae 6 years ago
never mind HOW you did it, i'm more concerned with HOW MANY it took to get that much! lol
Lilith Hollis 6 years ago
Ahahahaha you cannot milk a cat stray or otherwise I think somebody's having a laugh here but no doubt there will be somebody mad enough to buy it. I am dead
lorrie rothstein 6 years ago
in meet the parents ben stiller says a cat can be milked because it has nipples. robert deniro says i have nipples can you milk me
Kanga9ine 6 years ago
The infectious pus coming from these stray mama kitties are the added protein we all want on our Count Choculas. I swear the IQ of this planet is dropping faster than the glaciers melt. We are all going to end up in a pool of millions of old so Mother Nature can start back at square one. Top of the food chain my a*s.
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
Cats have milk because they had kittens. Did he steal the kittens milk? Beast!!!
#10
My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...
#11
But It's Vintage!!
#12
Just Needs A New Screen!
#13
.45 Cheeto
#14
Found This On The Gram
#15
I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)
#17
We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
#18
What A Steal. Oh Wait...
#19
Burritos For Sale..
#20
May The Rain Wash The Warts Away
Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago (edited)
if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳
#21
For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!
#22
#supportblackbusinesses
#23
Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!
#24
Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing
Tammy Hornback 6 years ago
IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in
#25
Uhhhhhhhh
#26
Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?
#27
By This Logic You Could Sell Anything
#28
“Perfect Condition”
#29
Hmm..
#30
These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5
#31
Left Or Right
Chicago Kitty 6 years ago
I can't believe this would be legal- I seriously want to know if they sold.
#32
Stop Selling The Random Crap Your Kids Make
Beverly Kight 6 years ago
And here I am just throwing away the daily s**t my kid colors... What am I thinking? I could've been rich by now! 😅😂
#33
$100 For A Rusty Washer Drum On A Chair Swivel. At Least Delivery Is Free
#34
Um Okay..?
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Or just walk into your local Taco Bell and take whatever you need...
#35
$1. Zipper Still Works
Camil Gagnon 6 years ago (edited)
Type of person who'd sell his used condoms. Waste not want not...
#36
That Price Better Include 101 Actual Dalmatians
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Someone who clearly doesn’t know that people can barely give away VHS of any edition.
#37
Wants $400 For You To Pick And Haul Rocks
kathryn stretton 6 years ago
That's ok. Sometimes rockery stones can be expensive. Depends where you live and availability.
#38
To Go With The Collection Of Random Lids In Your Own Kitchen Drawer
#40
Empty Tequila Bottles For Sale
#42
Sounds Like A Healthy Friendship
#43
"He Just Finished A Harry Potter Drawing."
#44
Just Discovering This Sub. I Have So Many To Share. This Is My Fave
#45
Whata Deal
#46
Do You Think It Looks Like Yoda? I Don't See It
#47
More Than Retail Price For My Custom "Bathroom Stall Art" Xbox One
#48
Goodwill Has It For Sale For $4
#49
Ran Into One In The Wild. 5k For Rusted Truck
#50
Hmmm, Seems Like A Good Deal????
#51
Kyle Is Flexing His Monster Collection
Naomi Armitage 6 years ago
Too bad I can't drink Monster anymore (bad for my BP, etc.) or I'd try that Swiss Chocolate. Sounds pretty good.
#52
Genuine And Authentic!
#53
A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...
#54
I Buy And Sell Pokémon Cards As A Hobby And Secondary Income. The Number Of People Who Think Their Kids Old Shit It Worth Bread Is Astounding
#55
800 Dollars For A Used Cap Gun...
#57
Yeet
Shauna MacGregor 6 years ago
last year at a yard sale I actually sold my old Gameboy (this style) with all my games for about $10. It didn't work!! But the guy who bought it knew that, and he thought he could fix it, so hey! I hope he got it working!
#58
8k For An Exploded Sti? What A Bargain
#59
$90 For Mcdonald’s Dipping Sauce (Marked Down From $100)
#60
Why Buy A Switch When You Could Just Buy This Used Wii
Parmeisan 6 years ago
I actually suspect that if you wanted all of those things, you'd have to do a lot of wandering around looking in game stores or p**n shops and in the end it would add up to not much lower than what this person is asking. It's just, you're not going to get lucky enough to find the one person in the world to whom this has that kind of value. You're going to get someone who wants a Wii and doesn't care about the Motion Plus or GameCube stuff and is willing to part with like $40 max because someone else will be selling a different Wii with controllers tomorrow.
#61
It's Just A Can Of Pepsi.
#62
How About You Pay Me $50 To Haul Your Trash Away?
#63
Hey Google: Put Out My Cigarette
Peter Kelly 6 years ago
That is a burn form a certain type of cigarette... maybe explains the ad!
#64
Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice
#65
Seems Legit...
Peter Kelly 6 years ago
I would love to take him up on that, just to see his face when the jeweller lets him down gently...
#66
“Limited Edition” Captain Marvel Happy Meal Toy For Only $25
#69
Would You Also Like Your Grass Cut And Car Washed While I’m There?
#70
Thank God Shipping Is Available
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What do you think ?
Orsolya 6 years ago
I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Night Owl 6 years ago
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
Load More Replies... Chicago Kitty 6 years ago
Is there some secret Cheetos "looks like" collectors society? Or maybe the Cheetos posts are really part of a money laundering ring?
Little Wonder 6 years ago
A few years ago Cheetos ran a contest where you could submit photos of cheetos that looked like other things, I think people stayed in the habit of looking for them and thinking they were valuable lol
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CookieNeerrrrd 6 years ago
Can I just be the first one to point out how the comments on these photos are getting more points than the photo themselves???
Sherry Harvey 6 years ago
I think most of these sellers were high on drugs. And the only ones possibly buying are also high on drugs.
Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
Hey, it's always worth a shot! Maybe you'll find someone insane enough to pay your price.
R.s. Potter 6 years ago
A sewing forum once had a popular thread titled "most delusional price for a sewing machine on Craigslist or eBay". I think the all time most delusional was more than $20,000 for an old treadle machine that wasn't even in very good shape.
CbusResident 6 years ago
These people should've put images of Jesus on these things and claimed they 'mysteriously' appeared on there. Say, I might need to whip up a 'Jesus Pancake' myself and fire up that eBay seller account, I have some bills due!
Something 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure at least some of these are just covers for the sale of prohibited items.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yup...$30 for the Cheeto and we'll throw in the cannabis for free.
Load More Replies... kathryn stretton 6 years ago
Stuggling to believe how many had 'is this still avaiable?' Messages
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
That's automatic, if something isn't sold in a certain amount of time, that automatically pops up.
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K. LNU 6 years ago
Wow... the spelling alone made my brain hurt. I can not imagine ANYONE falling for these.
Orsolya 6 years ago
I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Night Owl 6 years ago
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
Load More Replies... Chicago Kitty 6 years ago
Is there some secret Cheetos "looks like" collectors society? Or maybe the Cheetos posts are really part of a money laundering ring?
Little Wonder 6 years ago
A few years ago Cheetos ran a contest where you could submit photos of cheetos that looked like other things, I think people stayed in the habit of looking for them and thinking they were valuable lol
Load More Replies... CookieNeerrrrd 6 years ago
Can I just be the first one to point out how the comments on these photos are getting more points than the photo themselves???
Sherry Harvey 6 years ago
I think most of these sellers were high on drugs. And the only ones possibly buying are also high on drugs.
Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
Hey, it's always worth a shot! Maybe you'll find someone insane enough to pay your price.
R.s. Potter 6 years ago
A sewing forum once had a popular thread titled "most delusional price for a sewing machine on Craigslist or eBay". I think the all time most delusional was more than $20,000 for an old treadle machine that wasn't even in very good shape.
CbusResident 6 years ago
These people should've put images of Jesus on these things and claimed they 'mysteriously' appeared on there. Say, I might need to whip up a 'Jesus Pancake' myself and fire up that eBay seller account, I have some bills due!
Something 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure at least some of these are just covers for the sale of prohibited items.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yup...$30 for the Cheeto and we'll throw in the cannabis for free.
Load More Replies... kathryn stretton 6 years ago
Stuggling to believe how many had 'is this still avaiable?' Messages
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
That's automatic, if something isn't sold in a certain amount of time, that automatically pops up.
Load More Replies... K. LNU 6 years ago
Wow... the spelling alone made my brain hurt. I can not imagine ANYONE falling for these.
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