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Ugh, clickbait. If there’s one thing we hate about the internet, it’s how some people trick us into clicking on links with ambiguous headlines. “You won’t believe how amazing this thing is (and it’s so awesome it’ll blow your mind)!” No. Just tell us what the article’s about!

Fortunately, the Stop Clickbait team is here to help. They are the superheroes that we need (but don’t deserve)! Founded in 2016 by Daniel Tuttle, the main mission of this project is to eradicate clickbait by spoiling it with a few words.

The Stop Clickbait team reads through clickbaity articles and posts a summary for them, so we don’t have to waste our valuable time looking for needles (answers) in haystacks (padded articles with little substance).

"Since last year, we’ve begun to send potatoes to some of clickbait’s worst offenders," the Stop Clickbait team told Bored Panda. "People can now go to our website and select a clickbaiter they want to send a potato to in the mail. We’ll then write their name on the potato, take a picture of it, and then send the person its tracking number. We’ve already gotten some returned back to us so I hope they’re getting just as frustrated as we are reading their clickbait articles!" Read on for the rest of the interview!

More info: StopClickbait.com | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | YouTube

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Miss Cris
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the same reason tbat Mickey mouse wear gloves. Nails would give them "agresivity", strenght and power that a children princess must not to have, in disney opinion.

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Daria B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not a mistake, it's a simplified character design, duh... And it's a very common one too. Not only Disney and not only American cartoons.

Hailtobaphomet
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I paint or draw I don't make fingernail on the characters unless it's a hand close up, so yes, it is a simplified character design

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weatherwitch
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no interest whatsoever in Disney Princesses and yet I still want to check this out!

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are all nail biters because of the high standards they have to maintain...LOL!

Nunya
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't notice anything wrong while watching the film. Doesn't take away from my enjoyment of it...so don't care.

Jo Choto
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish this was a standard side bar on every piece of click bait.

Stille20
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mind blowing? How could any missing feature blow your mind?

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    Christie Balic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously, even if it's five days away from us, what could any of us do? ..."WARNING!"... OK, thanks for the heads up, I'm taking my toilet paper and leaving to another galaxy.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets closer day by day. In 3.9999999 billion years we should start getting worried.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I better buy more toilet paper and water!!!!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't leave much time. I better get busy .

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda wish I'd be around just so I could see what would happen? Another dimension? A direct tunnel to heaven? But not being dead to get there? A mirror image of what we see now? hmmm.....

    fainasKeturatis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which means I will get out of its way... possibly. Possibly because of... death. But still, I have to tell everyone - in one BBC world show, I heard that there are only 2billion years until sun burns up our earth. Sad truth.

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that time, the Sun will probably have become a red giant and Earth will be a cinder of its former self.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a belly button. Also, our galaxy is supposed to collide with the next closest galaxy in two billion years. So this will never happen.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Billion? Whew. I was afraid you said 4 million.

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toothpaste flavoured drinks... ugh.

    SilverFoX
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    5 years ago

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    It's actually not toothpaste flavored. It's minty, but not toothpaste

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    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never would have guessed that one!

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would've thought!

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha this one made me actually laugh

    Alexander Brior
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an idea. Why didn’t I think of that?

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    Stop Clickbait told us that they continue to grow "everyday in countries around the world."

    "This is really a movement centered around our users and we couldn’t do it without them. I think people fall so bad for clickbait because it takes advantage of inherent curiosity. If we get baited hard, a simple click can solve that itch, yet we never seem to learn it’s not worth it in the end," they explained.

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    As for what journalists ought to do, well, it's simple: "It’s better to build relationships with your users based on trust and integrity. Maybe clickbait will get you traffic in the short term, but in the long term, it is not sustainable. Do what’s not only best for your users, but also your organization in the long term."

    According to Stop Clickbait, their posts have been viewed over 400 million times. And their team continues to grow, with over 100 volunteers pitching in to, well, stop clickbait. They do what it says on the tin. It would be pretty ironic if they didn’t do what their name suggests.

    The project already has over 211k followers on Facebook and 39k fans on Instagram. They have some awesome stuff, so be sure to check out their website and social media accounts.

    The project hopes to influence journalists and editors around the world and to help guide them towards more informative, clear, and honest headlines. Very few readers enjoy being yanked around with ambiguous headlines. And most journalists would love to have the freedom to use honest headlines, without editorial oversight due to financial pressure.

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    Missy Barton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a Carrie thing to say

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, what the heck, we're getting paid for it."

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no cut CUT! Wasn't long enough! Longer! *skeptical faces Is he serious?

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but would likely have read this already while reading other Star Wars news if I were a geek that followed Star Wars...so this would be pointless to me.

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    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the world should follow suit, and with cats too.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my rescue adopted cats - over many years. I hate that feral cats are destroying native animals and habitat. * yes i keep them inside.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spaying and neutering is vital not only to prevent accidental babies, but it's important for your dog's/cat's overall health

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you please stop calling the Netherlands Holland? It's like the Dutch calling the US Alabama.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me they sterilize the jerks who abandon dogs.

    Bettina Jansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the country is called the Netherlands, Holland is just a province in it (like calling the USA 'Texas')

    Sabienn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Holland is two provices: North and South Holland. So it's a bit more like North and South Dakota

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    Wottermehlon Doge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOO I LOVE CHEEZBURGER.COM I guess that means that boredpanda is my favorite website!

    Nathalie Hidalgo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is once where I wish there was more in-depth info.

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW, when was the last time you saw a stray dog, and where do you live?

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good control systems and huge fines for abandoning animals. That's all you need.

    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have any stray dogs in the nordic countries without taxes and sterilization, so they aren't first.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who would eat all these bananas?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protagonists of mathematical problems. ♡

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that was just disappointing.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not gonna end up well for the banana peel.

    Slimeluv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    erm in mario kart they don't drive in cars, they drive in go carts

    Evita
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would somebody ACTUALLY want to do this

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously...also, who the "eff" cares?

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    In an earlier interview with Bored Panda, Stop Clickbait founder Tuttle told us that he created it as a “fun little side project.”

    “I am an advertising major, so, over the years, I've become very cynical when it comes to false advertising,” he told us what inspired him to create the project. “I am quite fascinated by the spread of online ads and started to think it would be not only hilarious but useful for many to go against the economy of the Internet; ad revenue.”

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    He continued: “Within a few days, it blew up with viral posts across social media channels and since then there have been vast amounts of support coming from all over the world. Since then, we have expanded into 10 different pages to specialize in different categories of clickbait as well as in 12 different countries around the world."

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    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think we will ever afford to buy a house. With the high cost of living and renting how the hell can we save $30,000+ deposit just to get approved for a loan.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to be consoling here - I can't afford the repairs on my own home. Ownership isn't always all it's cracked up to be. My roof will have to stay leaking for the moment.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the tiny house/ full time RV movement is catching on.

    Holly Molly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is partly because there is a lesser tendency for people to stay put these days. In the past, it was all about stability, ownership. Now it's about exploring, seeing more of the world, doing more with your life.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this one was mine. Stop Clickbait has a FB group called Clickbait Crusaders and I participate a few times per week. I hate to say that Bored Panda has been featured more than once.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough bait in this one. I'm pretty sure we already knew this.

    Kent Fishburn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. Their parents can't afford it.

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Bored Panda isn't clickbait ugh.

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a piece of actually useful information and not really a clickbait.

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the information should be the headline, you having to click through 20 pages of vague hints makes it clickbait.

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    ilikeplants
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just be patient with all kids and don't be a douchebag.

    Stacey Grant
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's what to do if you see a blue Halloween bucket.... GIVE THEM FCKN CANDY!!! Who gives a s**t what color it is.... A blue bucket could just simply mean the kids liked the blue bucket, or the purple, or the pink, or the green... Or whatever color! I'm sure I'm not the ONLY one who's tired of orange.

    Evita
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to use blue Halloween buckets from time to time on Halloween, and I am not autistic.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raised a child with autism, but Ive never heard of this before.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could someone please educate me on non-verbal autism? :) I'm autistic, but verbal. Does it bother non-verbal people to be talked to, or do they want to be treated the same?

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-verbal autistic people don't talk, but I'm sure they don't mind being talked to! The blue bucket is just to let other people know that the child doesn't talk and might not react to you talking and so to be patient with them

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    Stacie Wyatt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a parent of children with autism, l like the summary

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be useful information. But if it's not from a news source I trust, I will generally start googling it until I can find a source I trust.

    Ninja Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, I used to use blue buckets when I went trick or treating, and I don't have autism....?!?!?!?!?!?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a lot of anti-vaxxers this comes as a total surprise, but they won't be worried because they have fairy dust, essential oils and thought and prayers. Holy water is temporarily unavaible due to the Corona virus...

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    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t need to be a genius to figure that one out.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. I hope he / she is well.

    European other
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are right that not vaccinating should make us ashamed but yeah, pretty obvious

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many areas of the world where it is not even available.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody antivaxxers... putting everyone at risk. It should be criminal.

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, if it were any more obvious, the answer would be in the title.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't BoredPanda actually put up this article today? XD!

    FULL_EFFECT
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    5 years ago

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    I think vaccines are overrated and don't really help with anything...

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    Tuttle is optimistic about the future. In his opinion, the internet could be clickbait-free. As long as we handle things the right way, of course. “Social media companies need to provide tools to content producers to incentivize them to keep their content on their social media page.”

    “One way they can do this is to provide options to generate revenue by posting on social media like Facebook or Twitter. Right now there are no ways to make money directly through social media thus content providers are needing to redirect their traffic somewhere where they can be more profitable like their website," he pointed out to Bored Panda.

    "Another thing we fight for is to promote media literacy. By being able to read a headline and tell the difference between a journalist with integrity or simply someone using sensationalism to generate a click, the user can make an educated decision on who to support."

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    Tuttle added that they are “the little people joining together to fight against the fake news, and we're having an impact. It's time to fight against the economy of the Internet; it's all in the name, it's time to stop clickbait." That’s the spirit! With a sunny outlook like that, it’s not hard to believe that we can live in a world where internet journalism is transparent and to-the-point.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which Saturday? Maybe a Saturday in some 4 billion years when the black hole mentioned above will reach us.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 in 7 chance it will end on a Saturday. Not bad odds. Who wants Saturday in the Apocalypse Pool?

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    Stannous Flouride
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Sunday? Cuz I have weekend plans that can't be changed without losing my deposit.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saturday is very inconvenient. Make it Monday. The worst day of the week.

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “No,” sweet as, I’ll carry on with my life then

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And again, if it were ending on Saturday, why does it matter? You can't stop it and you can't delay it. All you can do is live until you can't.

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure? *checks current stats for Covid-19*

    Kent Fishburn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worlds never, ever end on Saturday. duh...

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is plainly stupid

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cannot be serious. When McGregor started his professional career some 12 years ago Muhammad Ali was already a very sick man.

    Blarrg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an aside, Ali fought at around 215 lbs. McGregor has fought at several weights, but generally 150 or under. If you could have the fantasy fight of each in his prime, it likely would be no contest.

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention, before he died, he was retired for a long time.

    Night Owl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* Say it ain't so! Really? I'm shocked

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...so thousands of people were googling "Isn't Ali dead?"

    FireStone Beware
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would possibly believe that? Ali has been dead for a while now. This is how stupid society is

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would actually click on that?!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try this at home.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but what if you have drops of Jupiter in your hair-eh hey-he-ey heeeey-ey?

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Jupiter a gas giant? Like, a POISONOUS GAS giant? You'd die before ever reaching something to stand on

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this answer obvious to everyone with a basic education?

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that there is more interesting information in the article than just that.

    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would hope.. but these things are always full of so many ads they end up being to glitchy to bother reading.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you find a way to get there.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's a bummer. And here I was ready to take a trip to Jupiter this weekend. Guess I'll go to Mars instead, like all the boring kids...

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd die as you fell through thousands of kilometers of flesh-dissolving poison gas.

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    Yamini Mahendran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a hole created by Big Brother who is watching you since 1984.

    Daniel Mason
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're telling me it's not a birthmark?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mysterious"? I mean, wasn't it advertised that the iPones had an additional mic to prevent noises, or something like that, for a better hearing performance? I have vague memories of this, though.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's not where it was attached to its mommy?

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to read the Stop Clickbait answer before scrolling to the article headline. This one actually made me snort laugh.

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, if there's no OTHER hole for a microphone, what else would it be??

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    Lexibeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What where they feeding her? Is the real clickbait question

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of fibre and antioxidants? That would be unusual, though.

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    J Rob
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love cats, may they all live to be 32

    Katinka Min
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat looks so done with life...

    Holly Allen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yeah I was going to mention that the cat is like "kill me"

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    Alan Green
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he wanted to die sooner

    Wottermehlon Doge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine was 20 and she died a few months ago...

    Hafida
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope my kitty will live that long and healthy with me

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    FireStone Beware
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my friend died. His parents refused to vaccinate him. He left due to measles. Don’t be like his parents. Save a life.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know many people who got vaccinated for corona virus and get sick all the time. Also one got thrombosis.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially cruel at this time. :-(

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had never guessed.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would click on this? Isn't the answer pretty obvious?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? Kurt Cobain died? Lol

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, that's rather obvious, isn't it?

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word 'thing' is misleading. Kurt was a person, not a 'thing'. -but they had to mislead to make it clickbait.

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens most likely exist, according to simple maths. But they've never been to Earth.

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    Boodle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's what he found: That he just wasted at least 4 weeks of his time that he will never, ever get back.

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k would the CIA be involved in Area 51 s**t? That's military!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the FBI next time. And then the NRA. And then the KGB. And then the RNLI. And then the National Guard. And then the MTF. And then the HECU. And then the CCC. And then the DRM. And then the BBC. And then NASA. And then OSHA. And then the UN. And then EA. And then OWCA. And then-

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    Nunya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If evidence were found, it would have been broadcast everywhere already. So this is pointless.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup...the generation of trusted, tested news sources, the fairness doctrine (thanks you douchebag Cheney), and a generally less "up to the moment" new cycle.

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't create it, they "just" shared. Like that time my mom meet with friends to cry and listen to Phil Collins music because someone saw and shared a article that he died. Took me 2 minutes to find out that is not true and almost a hour to convince them. They don't know how to double check a post and don't understand why someone would create a fake news. You know old people love to share all what is cute, interesting or important, even if may not be true for us, but they believe it.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No surprise there. They're the least experienced when it comes to the internet and generally very gullible

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shared, they didn't create it. My mom share everything that she finds cute, interesting and important. She don't do it on porpoise. She just don't really know how to find out if it's true or not. Like that time she meet with friends to hear Phil Collins music because someone read it and start sharing in between them that he died, was some tears too for the old good times and memories with his music . I just went to wilkipedia and in 2 minutes checked. but took a while to convince them. They don't get it why would someone write this if was not true.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone find me a surprised face. I don't have one.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Oops, that's another clickbait.

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I will never guess then I guess I don't really care. Cause if I don't care to guess then I don't care to know.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presidential candidates aged 65+ ?

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nana sent me that article... /s

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    Bláthnaid O’Loughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither. And I certainly don’t think they’re smart. Look at Trump.

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    NeverGoWoke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, being rich doesn't automatically mean you're smart. Not all of them are self made and the ones that are, have a lot of people working for them.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately there are lots of people who are not smart enough to realise this. Reality TV Presidents are the result.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I assume the rich people are either lucky, smart, or a combination of both.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Experience has taught me not to assume anyone is intelligent.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll trust those I find to be trustworthy, whatever their bank balance.

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often people will assume that to be rich you must have something figured out- so I get where the assumption would come from. However at this point I do believe that most should know better.

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking want this a few days ago. I wondered why people thought rich people are smart ... People assume there is a reason they got all that money. I always says "yes, and the reason is their parents". That's how I knew Trump was going to win from the beginning because he kept on saying he's rich.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda posted a pic of TRump.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an article a while back in Forbes I think. It highlighted the 20 richest families from 100 years ago. It showed that most of their heirs have pissed away all the money and failed to properly educate themselves to carry on the business. What goes up will come down.

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, keep telling yourself that if it helps you. In Europe, there are families who have been rich for a very very long time, and they all are.

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    Jaxson Evans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t we all? Heck, I’m 12 and wish I could get that salary

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good. I'll go and get myself one of those salaries.

    Kali Fugatte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Well no friggin problem, then... *eyeroll*

    Lexibeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds good, but you'd still be living in poverty. Your salary at that point of retirement (30yo) would be around $20,000 - 30,000 to be used each year from the money you saved. Good luck buying a house, finding a decent place to rent or enjoying the luxuries of a $100,000 salary. If you buy an expensive home, you'll need money for taxes...

    Podunkus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. That claim did not add up.

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    Hugo Raible
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, very misleading. I'm sure that the article mentioned that you have to invest the rest of the money in a diversified stock market portfolio or become a landlord.

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ir it's just a lame article (most likely)

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    European other
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier said than done for the majority

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retiring at 30 with only $1 million in the bank would be incredibly risky. One bad health episode can cost that. And if you want to buy a house you'll have a lot less than $1 million.

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the bear take a picture of his meal afterwards?

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost hilarious just how stupid this guy was: https://nypost.com/2018/05/04/man-mauled-to-death-by-bear-while-taking-selfie/ warning. you see the bear just doing what a bear does: f**k up its prey.

    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watched the video... That was awful! All those people just stood around screaming at the bear!

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it was terrible quality too.... 🙊😄

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this basically the click bait version of the movie grizzly man?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I'm wondering who took this photo.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and don't trust essential oils no matter how often your neighborhood Karen tries to convince you.

    Karen Fernley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I object! Im the karen who does actually vaccinate her kids and believes others should also be vaccinated

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    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another rather obvious one....all they need to make it more so is to add the answer to the title.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of the answers that Stop Clickbait offers are Captain Obvious-isms. Just use your head!

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are MAGA people so desperate to get oppressed, as if that's fun?

    Jenica Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they can then whine about how everyone hates on them even though they think Trump is doing a fantastic job, and blame the liberals for everything per usual.

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    European other
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More important things going on !

    Christine Holl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it my imagination, or is there a space between the 'A' and 'M' on the hat in the picture? "Make A Merica Great Again"?

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is "ultra liberal vegan"? are there also moderate liberal vegans?

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a guy come to my work with a Trump 2020 hat on, he legitimately seemed to think that someone was going to start something with him. You could see it, the kind of puffed up walk people do to show they're not intimidated by you- but once he realized that nobody was going to sat a freaking word he sunk into a slouched posture and honestly looked disappointed. I don't get what he expected honestly- if you've bought in enough that you're wearing the hat nobody wants to debate with you or try and change your mind. Mainly because we know that's not going to happen. Antagonizing people isn't a good way to spend time. That and I hate hats, stickers,etc that are specific to one election. They're good for a year. Waste of money.

    Jack Lambrecht
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mainly because we know that's not going to happen." Please keep emotional political opinions to youself.

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    Felicia Dale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone was likely feeling super sorry for him and wishing he'd get over his sad affliction.

    Jack Lambrecht
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    5 years ago

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    "Everyone was likely feeling super sorry for him and wishing he'd get over his sad affliction." Please keep emotional political opinions to yourself.

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    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about MAGA people and what they do. So, I wouldn't even be interested.

    Gyan Ranjan Pruthal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Larry David did it in an episode of Curb your enthusiasm

    Jack Lambrecht
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    5 years ago

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    Why must the comment sections always have people insulting others' political beliefs?

    Bacony Cakes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says Mr. Keep Your Emotional Political Opinions To Yourself.

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    Maiun
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it's the only finger it fits.

    LUCY BALDWIN
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they get in a lot of fights and the ring is to make their punches hurt more. Or they're evil. This only applies to fiction, but most characters that wear pinkie rings are untrustworthy. Once you notice this the first time, can't unsee it.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, this is useful knowledge!

    Miss D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need to wear a ring to love myself. This is just another marketing campaign by the diamond industry.

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm I have rings on both my pinky fingers....... What does that mean?

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You love yourself a lot! (As you should.)

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    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means they like jewelry. So what?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cool! Good to know _______ (or it's the only finger on which that ring fits)

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ring on the pinky finger has been a symbol of homosexual identity for a long time.

    This Lil Raccoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that and I have been wearing my ring on y pinkie for years

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    Shelbs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR we're actually self made pimps. put yo pinky rings up to tha MOON

    F. H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? People wear rings to show that they are egocentric?

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    Karen Fernley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow globe? Does that mean these flat earth idiots actually accept the earth is a globe? 😂

    Falcon Storm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. They believe there's a "firmament" or dome over the disc. Because... bible?

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    Al Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A far better (or at least funnier) theory is the Pac Man theory. The idea is that when you get to one end of the earth, you teleport to the other side.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there is an ice wall aound the earth. Anyway, I doubt any flat-earth article can be clickbait. It's simply too stupid.

    Nia Loves Art
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some believe in an ice wall, some believe in a dome. The dome seems to be the “biblically based” theory.

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    StinkyMonkey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh so that's why there's earthquakes

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the earth were flat cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where do I go to touch the glass of this globe? Where is the edge of the earth? I want to look over the edge.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a higher being somewhere shaking us up, causing storms and putting on the mantlepiece? Perhaps we've been moved to the windowsill hence global warming!! Were these people dropped on their heads as babies?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sophistry that flat-earth bugnuts use to try proving their crud never ceases to make me laugh.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, we can go to the edge, and touch the "dome"?? Hmmmm

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait for the YouTube video for when someone runs smack into the edge.

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    djinnjeannie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still touched the wall if it’s over though

    Philip Malchek
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's so your fecal infected hand doesn't touch the wall then contaminating the next person? Not sure...

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    A Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    under, if you have a cat

    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it going to save me a trip to the doctor ?!

    Random Panda
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get an infection from dirt transferred from the wall to the toilet paper and then onto you. Clean tp means no infection and no doctors needed.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my household, I would be happy if they would just refill it.

    PeachPossum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any cat owner will tell you the picture on the left is the correct way to hang the paper.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All good. I'm Australian; the toilet paper panickers made who cleared the shelves made it so I have to use tissues instead. They can catch their germs from the wall while I pluck my germ free tissues from the box.

    Den Star
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in So Cal. There is not a stitch of tp to be had at any store for any price.

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    Brandy Grote
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under if you have a pet or toddler who likes to spin the roll!

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A recently posted online image of the original patent for rolled toilet paper and its holder shows it going over the front. Arguments over.

    Grace Smith
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure but if I have the top right then my cat won’t unroll all of it

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    Carrot dude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I'm not quite sure how this works. Do you get out of your running car to check the tire and someone jumps in and drives off? maybe? IDK

    Bob Beltcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. In theory, you would hear the nosie, get out of your car without turning it off and then someone will jump in your car.

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    Dave Chapman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty stupid idea actually, that bottle would last 3 seconds, or 3/4 of a rotation and then it's gone...big deal.

    Boodle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This confused me. I think I actually need to read the article.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a car that starts with a button and not keys they can't. I remember once I took my car for washing and they couldn't start it because I had it in my pocket and got away. So probably if it ever happened to me my car would stop after it got away some distance from me.😁

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you are dumb enough to leave your keys in the ignition and don;t check your car before driving off. Which is a routine for professional drivers and should be a routine for everyone.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually useful info.

    Jon S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no known cases of this happening. It is a common trope in urban legends. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/criminals-using-plastic-bottles-carjack/

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    Nunya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drive. So, I don't care.

    Bill
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    5 years ago

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    That's why I carry.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if your child eating a bristle of a barbecue brush is every mom's nightmare, I'm sure most moms wouldn't even think of it

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember for years how my mother would wake-up screaming in the middle of the night, terrorizing the whole house, yelling "Stay away from the BBQ Benjamin! Stay away!!!"

    Hailtobaphomet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no a barbecue brush. Cause that's sooooo much worse than finding out her kid has cancer or has muscular dystrophy

    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he slept well.

    Vivian Ingram
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly certain a moms worst nightmare is more along the lines of "your child has cancer/AIDS/whatever illness"

    m. b
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know why my mon still keeps counting the cutlery every eve! As I keep saying: one son gets college money, the other one bail money.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had a lot of nightmares as a mom, but this wasn't one of them. And does this mean that dads just don't care?

    Mariana Schneider
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f**k is a barbecue brush? The only brushes I have in my kitchen have silicone or nylon bristles... no one would even feel them.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of way worse nightmares for moms, and dads, or any parental figure, to have. This barely even reaches the top ten and is combined with all the other things kids would ingest on purpose that no person should eat.

    Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear! So I MUST read the article! Not.

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    Johnny
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually works... you just need to duct tape it around your neck to seal it securely. After you die of suffocation you won't catch coronavirus.

    Hailtobaphomet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I was about to contradict u but then i saw

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    Den Star
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's airborne. As long as you are breathing, if there's somebody in your air space with covid, you catch covid. The hand washing does not prevent covid. Hand sanitizer does not prevent covid. NOT BREATHING will prevent covid.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but you'll fit right in at ComicCon.

    Boodle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works bcoz everyone will think your weird and avoid you. *genius*

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just stupid. Unless you duct tape it securely to your head

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works, keep away from the nutjob

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People were scared - and rightly so - these would reduce some infected -hand -then-touching-face transmission. PROVIDED they washed their hands and face immediately when they get home.

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard of a prolapse before but I still think it’s freaky when your insides protrude outside.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need more info on this....I don't think it has to do with sitting for 30 min. Or playing on phone

    Christine Holl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming they're referring to an a**l prolapse, which is obviously not ideal BUT (butt?) it would have still been attached and not exactly dangling so I'm not entirely sure how he "saw" it fall out of his body.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that's a thing? I need to stop playing Best Fiends on the toilet lmao

    MacDudu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting on the toilet for thirty minutes, even if constipated, does not give you a prolapsed r****m.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he could've use his iPhone to take a picture

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I thought it literally plopped into the toilet or something.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to protect some people from their own stupidity.

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me wonder why there is no such thing as a parenting license.

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP THROWING CIGARETTE BUTTS ON THE GROUND PEOPLE!! They fray when they get wet, which ducks and geese eat thinking they're bread. It clogs the animals intestines and the poor bird eventually dies a slow death from starvation. Stop killing all the ducks and geese!

    Steve Haigh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from that, they look awful. Be like Japan and carry portable ashtrays.

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    Samsquatch & Monko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went ro a beach recently with many people. So many cigarette butts. Yes, there was a trash can. Nobody else was picking them up..

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    European other
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see a Partridge in a pear tree !

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don’t understand why women’s nipples are so offensive, there is no logic in it.

    Patrick McKemie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes weak men horny and rather than blame themselves, they blame the women.

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    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her nipples were actually covered.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone is too busy looking at his tats.

    Margie S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are worse things to worry about then nipples.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon will be unfair that men's have bigger genitals organ then us. Unfair they have d**k and we not, they have ... and we not. Enough of this b******t already. UNFAIR IS TO HAVE SAME QUALIFICATIONS AS YOUR MALE COLLEAGUES AND RECEIVE LESS SALARY.

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything about MAC is overpriced

    Orillion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about Apple is overpriced.

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    Philip Malchek
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is what happens when you drink water throughout the day." You stay hydrated..... Common sense omg.

    Wottermehlon Doge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOO NOT THE DODO! all these awesome websites becoming clickbaiters

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's horrible to look at.

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    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted more space around him!

    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the answer to this should have been "because he felt like it"

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so I must be one of the most honest people on earth! §$*#&!!!

    Kim Irving
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well F*ck, I'm a f*cking saint then, holy sh*t!

    Noez 🇸🇪
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains why all my friends tell me their secrets. I cuss A LOT and often. Every day I go "f**k this, f**k that, f**k you, f**k all" 😇

    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would Keanu Reeves be in that picture...?

    Claire Armstrong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I was playing around with my phone once and set it to record me and my auntie talking, when we played it back just about every second word we spoke was a swear word lol. We were totally gobsmacked - when we regained the power of speech the first words I spoke were probably something like "f*****g hell" lol. I do swear a lot, I'm the first to admit I do, and I am an honest person, don't know if the 2 are related or not.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why his picture. Do he swear a lot ? Can I be his friend. I have much more questions than answers about his article

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he got adult why he didn't got vaccine? Or only started to believe when got sick ?

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he never knew that he wasn't vaccinated.

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good tip… i wish i could get some too

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 is "Buy my book."

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, cool. Now I just need to figure out some grandparents and make them rich, kill them, manage to hide the crime and finally get my inherent money.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind slow walkers. It's just when they cause a "traffic jam" by blocking walkways and not allowing others to pass. I swear some people do it on purpose.

    FireStone Beware
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then I guess I’m stressed all the time

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have made before you left. Sometimes I barely make it to the Algonquin.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be late for something important.

    StinkyMonkey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get furious from slow walkers per sé, it's slow walkers who take up the entire pavement while exhibiting no spatial awareness whatsoever and not budging when you try to get past. Oh and people who just stop dead right in front of me. I'm getting irritated just writing this 🤣🤣

    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who walk so close behind me that when I quite reasonably stop they walk into the back of me. Get out of my shoes.

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    Philip Malchek
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a slow walker because I live a normal life minding my own business and not meaning to impede on other people's lives. If you are walking fast behind me walk around me then. Stop speeding up to right behind me because no I will not hold the door open for you.

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still looking very sharp. He must had/have an amazing life.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad pharmaceutical companies and the government have strongly focussed on anti weed campaigns for decades that there is still a lot of taboo and misinformation about the subject.

    StinkyMonkey
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with weed is that long term weed addiction can cause paranoia and forgetfulness and other memory issues and there isn't a lot of data yet on the long-term prognosis of these issues. My ex is/was in a study of the long-term effects of extended weed addiction on the brain, and he had some severe memory issues, even though he had quit smoking weed years before we even met. I'm not saying that there aren't benefits to responsible weed usage, just that there is less information available about the long term side effects of overusage compared to what we know about alcohol.

    Kim Irving
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad Canada Legalized Weed, now we can actually find out the true benefits of it's use with proper testing.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame the parents for their stupidity. Some people do not even consider the child before naming them.

    Layla Corman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine (if there even was one) the discussion with this name? Like...who hyped who up here? 1- I like the name AbCity. 2- That's great! Let's spell it like Abcde! 1- That's amazing! Thats so different!

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    Al Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least the parents got the attention they clearly wanted by giving the kid that name. That poor kid!

    Random Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you spell it normally it's a weird name. I've never heard of it, is it even a real one?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't they just spell it Ab-city then? Give your kid a silly name, then get offended when someone thinks you're joking?

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand some parents. How on earth are people supposed to know how to pronounce a name like that? The poor child would need to have a sign attached to them explaining it ffs

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will be so bullied. Kids our days do it even to a boy that reads books and like it, imagine this poor girl.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone declaw a cat, how about we rip the fingernails off the culprits.

    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone get an animal with claws if they don't want claw marks on things? Get a goldfish, you don't have to mutilate them

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is very painful for the cat to get declawed. My daughter is a registered vet technician. She sad her clinic will only do as a last result. Like say the cat s clawing so many things up and the family is ready to take the cat to a shelter. It is strongly discouraged.

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was Young i had a cat who was declaw and one day a Young kid come to our house and when he came close to our cat the cat just hit him with his 2 paw right on his face. if at that time my cat still had claw he could've take his eyes out. we can't declaw our cats now? fine but i'll never had cats again.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is pretty specific, how did they get such an accurate number?

    Jenica Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sent out an annual census to every squirrel household. Of course there is the chance that some did not respond, or are not counting illegal squirrels living within their households for fear or persecution, but I suppose it still gives a pretty good round about number.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can actually be extremely dangerous, it can lead to water intoxication.

    Puna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, if you guzzle it down in a few minutes. When you stretch it out over the entire day, like a normal person, you're fine.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she's holding a 5 gallon container.

    Charlese Bonca
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wouldn't have peed as much if she ate salty foods, it helps your body absorb the water and use it instead of just passing it through

    European other
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine you wouldn't be able to function during the day as you would be in the toilet most of the time !

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there. Even if it's illegal, they will still do it, and just assume you will never find out.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a little black girl selling lemonade because she wanted to make money to go to Disneyland and some white woman actually called the cops on the child because she suspected the child didn't have a proper permit

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? This woman is an idiot; you don't need a permit for that! smh

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I call the cops, it's not based on the color of someone's skin. It's based on the fact that they're getting drunk on beer out of glass bottles on the beach...something that's not allowed because in drunken stupors, people drop and break glass that's hard to find in sand. It's based on the fact that they light fires in the middle of a public park when there are provided bbq pits because they are trying to avoid irresponsible people from setting the park on fire...either through building the fire too big or through setting the fire too close to something just as flammable. It's based on the fact that letting your dog run amok in the park, even though he's a good boi, may result in that pup being attacked by a leashed..not so friendly dog. A situation where small children nearby the incident could be seriously harmed. This isn't about ruining someone's good time. It's about people following the posted rules so the right to do a certain thing isn't taken away from the rest of us

    FireStone Beware
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, another reason why I don’t try being a black girl and running a lemonade stand

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    Patrick McKemie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh course he's a narcissist. I wonder what this article was going for?

    Kaisu
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to paint her as a racist by implying she called him the n-word

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    Orillion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clickbait on a whole different level.

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    StinkyMonkey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOWER EVERYDAY. In fact, it's way better for you not to, unless you work a job that leaves you filthy. Even just water strips a lot of natural grease from your skin, which you need to stop it from drying out, never mind the body wash most people insist on using. You can wash your pits, privates and feet everyday without having a full body shower every single day.

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You obviously have no experience with teenagers. Hormones mixed with exercise make them unpleasantly odiferous.

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to shower everyday. My finance passed away, and I was like I don't need to shower, and my daughter had always told me I don't need to shower everyday. And no don't! I think about all the wasted time that I shower, get to sleep a half hour extra every day now, and now I shower at night!

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad when using the internet is more important than basic hygiene. I would have told him "I saw that cute girl (or guy) checking you out, then they got a whiff of you..."

    Kurisurin Sutaringu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can somewhat understand this with little kids, but a teenager? This is why you have to discipline and teach at an early age.

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for pools of water too. If you can get in water over your head, they will back off and go home.

    Jon S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the species. Africanized honey bees loiter over water (according to my worst case survival hand book)

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha instincts would probably kick in !

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something people have wanted to know...id click

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Pukes* I usually like meat, but NOT the fat from it!

    Claire Armstrong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gran and my auntie use beef dripping in their chip pans - real homemade chips (not frozen ones) are absolutely amazing done in that lol

    MAnahP
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want some McDonald's Fries.

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    Patrick McKemie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a 100% how they work? Is there a dryer too?

    Layla Corman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not on a regular model. The upgraded ones have air (a dryer).

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    Bunzilla
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we had one, but with how cold the water we have in the house is, we would need to have one connected to both hot and cold water, and had a temperature dial. Way harder to install.

    Random Panda
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had one. My parents do and it's the best thing ever. But our tiny bathroom doesn't have room for it and I refuse to put it one of those toilets with a bidet in them, it grosses me out.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This article was discredited by Charmen, Northern, and Scott. Lol

    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get a toilet seat bidet that fits on a regular toilet, and they aren’t very expensive.

    Tina Hugh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get a shower bidet for about $30. It’s a hose sprayer, similar to ones in some kitchens.

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess today lot of people will invest on a bidet

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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up what this zombie deer thing was. It is a prions disease similar to mad cows disease.

    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CWD! Coming from an area with a lot of hunting I've read a lot about this. Though some things I read basically said it can cause harm but that you can't actually confirm that it caused trouble until the person dies and you can look at their brain... soooo... fun.

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peppa?! How could you?!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fireman is offensive term ? And I've been allowing kids to see "fireman Sam".?

    European other
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    5 years ago

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    That's just not on Peppa pig, you can do better !

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking news: Her friends were right!

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash selfish parent; babies become adults

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb parent. Dumber than the Ab-city parent.

    Icantdraw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least that might be cultural. But Squire Sebastion Senator is just life-ruining

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    Coleen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she should apologize to every single person who has one of the listed names for giving them the label of boring.

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    Beeps
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s in fact a pretty effective way of spreading germs everywhere.

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially to the staff of Buzzfeed.

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    Philip Malchek
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    5 years ago

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    Sorry but when I eat chicken I like to actually taste the chicken and not the encrusted outer layer of cooked bacteria.

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine that is the same in a lot of restaurants yes !

    Philip Malchek
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. Restaurants are not going to invest in an entirely separate grill for the people who choose not to eat meat.

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    Nupraptor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't understand why this is a problem. No additional animals were killed for your impossible whopper - does it really matter that it got meat cooties?

    Jon S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to the very strictest vegetarians who believe in in spiritual essences. I would suspect mostly strict hindus and jains

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be the point?

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those are the same people making the stupid laws

    BusLady
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? We're the ones who were smoking it in the 60's and 70's.

    Beans
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studies show people turn more conservative as they age.... so we're (EDIT: sorry by we I mean me, I'm Gen X) next tbh.

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    Lori Rommel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do get more conservative over time, but I can't see my peers really disapproving of pot. (I'm right at the tail end of the boomer generation, born in 1963.) In my case, conservative = libertarianism, not extreme right-wing.

    Nevits Yibble
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This it complete nonsense. I call BS, and would argue boomers would be MORE in favor of weed. It dominated my high school growing up - even some of my teachers smoked pot.

    Beans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studies are starting to show that people tend to skew more conservative as they get older, even if they were super liberal in their youth. That is basically what's happening to a lot (obviously not all) baby boomers.

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how you interpret the message I guess !

    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t call that lewd. And young children wouldn’t even get the sexual innuendo, unless their prudish grandparents got all excited about it. (Pun intended)

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a kids shower gel or just normal. Don't want to see this in a kids gel, although on the other side, it's adults dirty mind interpretation.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they even read that small print without their bi-focals?

    StinkyMonkey
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    5 years ago

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hattie McDaniel won best supporting actress, but was not allowed to attend the premiere. She was the first A/A ever to win an Oscar.

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    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I kept my bed on the floor for several years. It wasn't until we bought our house and bought a new bed that we did the "adult" thing and bought a bed frame. I don't know if we would have if it hadn't been pretty cheap with buying the mattress, that and our house is TINY so we store things under the bed now. Honestly I'm still not 100% sure what the big deal is- less to sweep/vacuum and no bed frame to hurt your feet/ankles on. It's just one of those things you're "supposed" to have.

    Kathy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? Easier to land on if you’re falling-down drunk, and you won’t get hurt if you fall out of bed.

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    Philip Malchek
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter/margarine is an saturated fat - it stays in a solid state at room temperature.

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    NMN
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it will go bad faster (butter) salted or not (believe me). I hate cold butter, so I just make sure not to have the same butter months outside. As for melting, you gotta be in a really hot place (over 35C) it will be excessively soft, the same way in cold weather it will still be too hard outside the fridge. Or have insulation and heating/AC (I didn't have, so had sometimes too soft, too hard butter)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate going in a restaurant and the butter is rock hard. Why?

    Mer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep butter in a regular glass butter dish out on the counter all the time, all year round, and at most the butter nay get a little "mushy" but even then it retains its form (for the most part). It never goes bad, but then again it really doesn't hang around all that long since we go through butter like crazy, lol. (It wouldn't have a chance to spoil if spoilage was even a risk.)

    Miss D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when you buy unsalted butter, it will go bad outside the fridge.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww. I can't stand a rare steak.

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I actually question this because prion diseases can cause erratic and violent behaviour. since zombie deer is a prions disease what makes them so sure that deers won’t attack humans or other animals. My poppa ended up in a mental institution because he got violent and erratic from a genetic form of prions disease (Gerstmann Straussler Sheinker syndrome) and my Aunty was literally ripping at her skin when she had it.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this the same as Creutzfeld Jakob Disease

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just raise your arms above your head to make yourself look bigger. Works with bears. Well, not for the guy taking the selfie.

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    Kurisurin Sutaringu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should change my wallpaper then... maybe it's okay for me to put a fictional character on there?

    ZeitCycloneTangram
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe if not an OC. And I guess it also depends on how much fangirling or fanboying you do...

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    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just maybe it reinforces an emotional connection to the person who is pictured ... *sigh*

    Lilly Rose Poppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... if I loose my phone the finder will know who to look for

    Margie S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants a picture of themselves on their phone anyway? I just put pictures of my dogs.

    Carrot dude
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal photo, as in one the evocates an emotional reaction (like yourself, your family or your- um dogs)

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    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zenni Optical - REALLY inexpensive glasses, with a great return policy.

    Icantdraw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll keep that in mind next time my glasses break

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    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do keep in mind that while glasses you order online are really cheap- there's a reason for that. If you order online the best frames I've seen are from Warby Parker. They're really decent. Zenni... isn't so much. I had someone bring in a pair to get them adjusted and without even doing anything to them they snapped above one lens. Apologized profusely, told her I'd figure out a deal to replace them, she said don't worry they were only 10 dollars- but for real that's still 10 dollars that she spent on glasses she can't wear. I 100% get that glasses are expensive, but if you're getting a real cheap set get an extra one because they're really not sturdy and there's not a store you can just go to to get a new frame.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places will allow you to reuse your old frames if they are still in good shape. Designer frames are way too expensive.

    Layla Corman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warby Parker! B-Corp all the way!

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - makes me even more special!

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that! My sister has green eyes, I've always been a little jealous...

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 0.07% of them are perfect logicians, imprisoned by a mad dictator.

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    Ruby
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty close though.

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa says satellites orbit at around 22,000 miles, so it seems a little close for comfort, actually.

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    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true - irritated fellow passengers may thump you for being annoying.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But much preferred over dirty feet in your face or a child kicking your seat.

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    Icantdraw
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could anyone really be THIS stupid?! Now I want a link

    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here you go. It's an extremely clickbaity site though. https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/674234/Is-the-sun-DISINTEGRATING-NASA-spots-monster-hole-open-up-on-our-star

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    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever made this article obviously has never heard of a sunspot.

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i say media just try to create problems… we have the proof now.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they try to ruin people's careers?

    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last I checked, I was a white man. And I loved that movie.

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    E Menendez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? You don't need to click to know the answer.

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    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought of it! You could use more cream cheese that way!

    Jenica Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an ex who bread sliced her bagels so that they held more cream cheese. This may have been one tiny reason she became my ex (all jokes aside, this wasn't a reason, the real reasons were much more serious)... besides you don't need multiple tablespoons of cream cheese on every slice of your bagel! I mean some of those bagels look to be about 9 slices that way!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you wouldn't have to put just one type of cream cheese on it, and you could try different flavors of bagel too...good for dipping etc..

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can if you want. It's your bagel.

    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends... do you *like* to eat them that way?

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the debate is on..... yes, this topic had to be discussed...

    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it and just said chugga twice... But who really cares, kinda just a personal preference thing isn't it? I mean it doesn't change the fact that it's still a train if you said it once or a dozen times.

    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who here is counting, I did and came to 8 also.

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only got to 6, maybe I'm doing it wrong

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    Carrie de Luka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Because of steam trains chuffing out steam - not chugging.

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who exactly is debating this?

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    Random Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but you can hear the sound of Tony Stark building that franchise in a cave :D

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    MAnahP
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a little disturbed by the fingers in the milk.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disturbed by the fact that the cookie looks like a metal coil.

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    Kali Fugatte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, no. That's wrong. It's "throw a bunch in a glass, fill it with milk, and eat with a spoon" seconds.

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    Conrad Strucker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but to get it you have to pass through the valley of coronavirus

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does asia get all the cool things while we europeans get stuck with c**p

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll stick with Double stufs.

    Coleen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds positively vile.

    JessG
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    5 years ago

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    I mean, they eat bats and scorpions and stuff.....

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    Nia Loves Art
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t a lot of tattoo ink made with animal bones?

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know the inks were made from bone char before reading your post. From a 15 second internet search, it sounds like there are a lot made with animal product and a lot without.

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    Coleen
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooohhhhh. They MEAN something. I figured it was just because he's an idiot.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm... imagine all those burgers... and sausages... and chicken strips...

    Noez 🇸🇪
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40.000 animals seems like a very small amount? Edit: Oh I missed that it was 40.000 per second! That's a huge difference, and quite sad.

    Fred Van Der Zee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every second. 365 x 24 x 60 x 60 x 40,000 = 1.261.440.000.000‬. Pretty close to 3 billion per day (including sea life - 1.095.000.000.000/year) based on other estimations I have found.

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s awful, I hope the pets get taken from them and given better loving homes.

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to deliberately hurt the owners and not give them any painkillers.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets form an orderly line so that we all get a turn.

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    Icantdraw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people don't deserve such wonderful animals like cats and dogs

    Grace Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s definitely disturbing

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, pet painkillers aren't opioids

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they try deliberately hurting themselves? I have actually known people who have done that, btw.

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    Icantdraw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that isn't just a myth?!

    Jon Watts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news, I live in a mythical land now,

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    Cristian Hain
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it would be Delaware or Nebraska

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you live there. That would make you supremely stupid.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean they'll attack you? Uh oh, that's another clickbait.

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    Mariana Schneider
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is arachnophobic and colorblind. I'm gonna have to keep a closer eye on his wardrobe!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not really click bait if we really need to know the reason behind this one word answer....right?

    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is clickbait, a non-clickbait title would be "Avoid Wearing Green if You Hate Spiders" and then if you were still interested, you could click to learn why green. There's no reason to use "this colour" in the title except for clickbait reasons

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    Bacony Cakes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americaaa, Americaaaaa... AMERICA, FRUCK YEAH!

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    Renae Dougherty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am only classified as an adult because I have to work other than that I beg to differ

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you leave your parents basement

    Giovanni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will leave my parents basement when the will leave my attic

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah… a wolf is a wolf-like creature...

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    Beans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked this up and the Subway employee was innocent. Poor guy got hounded a lot because of this.

    Susiefaye
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of those things makes you lose consciousness. THC can make you sleepy, but not just pass out on the floor (especially not if there was meth in there, too).

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was an overdose of THC.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone do that?

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop making these terrible live action movies and spend your money on new, interesting animated movies

    Giorgio Prodoti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they need to renew the royalties on the movies/cartoons names after tot years

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    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look good, and it's that brand whose cookies actually look like the picture when baked!

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    Noez 🇸🇪
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell poops 21 times per week 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That would be 3 times per day!! Ain't nobody got time for that!!

    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When nature calls, you better pay attention!

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a waste of toilet paper and we know it's a luxury these days

    Tina Hugh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a “shower bidet”. It’s cleaner and TP is unnecessary

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    Kali Fugatte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such a wide and yet oddly specific range...

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord! Diabetes much?

    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bucks the trend for healthier options somewhat!!

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    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, really? sounds like a great way to create another crappy fad diet. "Do 11 pushups a day and you'll live forever!"

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    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can swirl allergens in the air and make them easier to breathe in. Or at least so I have read.

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    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have allergies. Docs used to tell me to turn on ceiling fan while sleeping, now they say not to.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to keep those blades clean. I've seen some nasty ones.

    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, this is probably more about the dust that collects on them then the fans

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    CaffeineQueen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work, go to settings and simply select dark mode...