People Are Sharing “Cheat Codes” For The Game Of Life That Actually Work, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones
If you’re anything like us, you might randomly start daydreaming about just how awesome things would be if life were more like our favorite video games. The plotlines would be better, we’d feel empowered, and it’d be extremely convenient to see our stats and abilities whenever we want. And if things get too tough—our rent increases a bunch or we find ourselves frequently ill—we could simply type in a ‘cheat code’ and find our problems disappear, effortlessly.
Though real life is as far from video gamey as things can get (look, I really want my own personal starship), cheat codes actually do exist in real life. It’s small things that you can do throughout your day that drastically improve the quality of your life. And though it’s not actually ‘cheating,’ the positive results can make you feel as though you’ve got an angel or a wizard in your corner, backing you up.
The insightful folks over on r/AskReddit have shared a whole bunch of cheat codes for life in a series of fun and informative threads. Bored Panda has compiled the very best posts to give you a boost in whatever part of your life that might feel lacking, dear Readers. From relationships and cooking to parenting and health, there's a hack for pretty much every situation. Upvote your fave tips and tricks, and pop by the comment section to share your own advice that’s so powerful, you can’t keep the secret all to yourself.
Oh, and in case you’d like a crash course on excelling at work and navigating tense job situations, we’ve got you covered. Check out Bored Panda’s recent list of workplace cheat codes right over here, when you’re done reading through this article.
Bored Panda reached out to fitness coach Anna Armagno Toussaint for her advice and 'cheat codes' when it comes to taking care of our physical and mental health. Read on our full interview with the fitness expert below.
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My big cheat code is always compliment. Not their eyes or weight, but something that they chose. An unnatural hair color, a dope a** backpack, or some wicked Chucks they're rocking.
Cutting toxic people out of your life has zero consequences and will make your life 100% better.
Be polite to people who can help you over the phone. I’ve had people bend over backwards to help me just because I was nice.
Bored Panda wanted to get fitness coach Anna's opinion about the type of mindset that helps pursue fitness goals, what we can do if we feel that we hate exercise, and how to get ourselves to drink more water throughout the day. She highlighted the fact that when we move in a way that we thoroughly enjoy, it doesn't feel like we're forcing ourselves to exercise.
"When I first got into exercise I did a dance cardio program because I didn't want to feel like I was working out. That plus the goal of one serving of veggies per day (I wasn't always getting that) and I lost about 5 pounds after 3 weeks. That was enough proof for me to push a little harder," coach Anna told us.
"But setting small goals is a great start. So even if it is a 10-minute workout from YouTube or stretching or 10 squats and lunges. Any small step in the right direction is still progress," she pointed out that every tiny little step really does count. No matter how small the step might seem, you're making progress, and that's what's important.
People don't think about you as much as you think they do.
If you're a parent and want to enjoy some time undisturbed use the cheat code "I'm gonna take a nap and when I wake up we'll all do chores together" on your kids. They'll want to let you sleep as long as possible to avoid doing housework, so they'll leave you alone to actually nap or do other things like read.
My parents did what I realize was a brilliant bed time for us - we did not have a ‘lights out go to sleep time’ we had a ‘get in PJs and read time.’ We could technically stay up as long as we wanted in bed with a book so there wasn’t big fights over going to bed and we all became avid readers.
Odds are that you probably don't drink enough water. Many of our friends, coworkers, relatives, and acquaintances aren't staying hydrated enough.
"I think most people in general don't drink enough water. The American goal is half your body weight (measured in pounds) in ounces of water, so a 200-pound man should drink 100 ounces of water," she said. So, someone who weighs 90.7kg should aim to drink around 3 liters of water each day. Obviously, with how busy our lives are, we can forget to hydrate. And nobody enjoys feeling forced to do something.
If you want an answer to something, don't just ask. No one answers. Instead you deliberately put in the wrong answer: "Is THIS how you do something? xyz". People just love to correct you. They just hate answering straight questions for unknown reasons..
When you are really angry at someone, write why you are down on a piece of paper and sleep on it. If you are still angry about it in the morning talk to them about it. This has saved me from making a big deal out of relatively small things.
The final step to that is: get rid of what you wrote down. If it wasn't a big enough deal to talk about, it's not worth saving. If you dealt with it, it's not worth holding on to. Either way, no one needs a notebook full of problems.
Books, they are the real cheat codes for life. in a few hours reading you get information that took years for the author to get.
My favorite books are 'A brief history of nearly everything' by Bill Bryson, 'And then there were none' by Agatha Christie and 'A brief history of time' by Stephen Hawking
Anna's tip for getting around this conundrum is to not just drink plain, "boring" water. She explained that tea, electrolyte powder, and seltzer all count toward your fluid intake. Though if you're using any flavorings, be sure to watch the amount of sugar you ingest. What's more, eating fresh fruits and veggies will help hydrate you.
We were also curious about the type of mindset that can help get the best physical and mental health results. "You have to love yourself enough to want to do better. Punishing yourself or starving yourself will not last and it will be so bad for your mental health," the fitness coach said.
"One thing that helped me was the recommendation to read personal development books, which is usually 200 pages of telling you you're great," she added.
Playing dumb has gotten me out of trouble more than once.
Respond with a friendly and polite attitude when someone is being an [jerk]. It shuts them down 90% of the time.
Eventually you develop a reputation for being calm and consistently friendly with assholes, so if you DO decide to cuss out or be rude to that last 10%, your coworkers and boss won't believe the complaints. :)
Whatcha gonna do about it, customers?
Plant food, but focus on perennials.
Spring hits, food just starts growing. Everyone is starting seeds, and I will have asparagus in about a week. My garage is filled with Jerusalem Artichokes. I have thousands of strawberry plants out of the 4 that I bought.
Given everything that's going on right now, I think a lot of people would really benefit to having food growing on their land instead of just useless grass lawns. Keep some lawn, sure, but maybe also plant some potatoes or something. Everyone's freaking out about a food crisis and I just keep giving food away to neighbours. I also just do this as a hobby, I work full time. I just decided to replace some lawn with food, and it's been really helping out people around me as they panic about being locked up and having nothing to eat.
Now imagine if everyone did this. Not a ton, just a little here and there. How much less stressful would this crisis be if everyone had 6 months of stored food at all times - kinda like their grandparents lived. It's actually not that hard either. Some stuff is hard, but some stuff is stupid easy, like Jerusalem Artichokes, strawberries, fruit trees, etc.
Gardens are great, and things like potatoes are dead simple and require few resources. Keep in mind though that commercial farming is more land efficient (yeild / sq ft.), more water efficient, and uses less fertilizer and pesticides than what would be required in a home garden. Idealized versions of the future where people grow most of their own food locally does NOT feed 8+ billion people.
We’ve picked up a few pearls of wisdom over the years circling the sun on this blue-and-green rock we call home. In short, what helps you lead a happy, high-quality life includes taking good care of your body and mind, learning how to communicate with others, and recognizing what emotions you feel without shying away from them and without being controlled by them.
A lot of misunderstandings and arguments happen because of breakdowns in communication. When not everyone is on the same page, someone might end up hurting someone else by unintentionally crossing their boundaries, setting up wildly different expectations, or accidentally hurting their feelings in a hundred tiny ways.
People tend to avoid conflicts and don’t necessarily like to gamble with their social reputation. That’s why you see so many folks being passive bystanders in tense situations, whether at work, school, or at home.
When it looks like someone isn't going to give you space on the side walk, I stop walking and pretend I've stopped walking because something on my phone caught my attention.
We're now no longer playing king of the side walk. They're faced with the choice of walking into someone standing still, or moving to their side. I've never had someone not give me appropriate room doing this.
Count to 5 before opening your mouth, does magic, sometimes you'll discover that you don't even have to open it.
If you want food to taste good, butter.
I used to think there was something restaurants did to make food so delicious and they must be amazing cooks. I'm sure some of them are.
But when my daughter was a toddler, she was underweight and the doctor told me to add twice as much butter to my cooking for her to get extra calories. Turns out, butter is amazing. Half the time when you eat something that is just heavenly, it isn't magic or crazy skills or exotic ingredients. It's just butter, and lots of it.
Edit: This isn't to discredit people who are actually great cooks! Butter isnt the end-all of good cooking. But it is really difficult to make good food with only minimal fat and it is really easy to make good food with a lot of fat. If you want to be a 10/10 cook, go to culinary school. If you want to take your cooking from 3/10 to 7/10, add butter.
In our experience, the best antidote for anxiety, anger, and angst is the humble, friendly-yet-honest conversation. Sit down, have an open chat about how you’re feeling, what your expectations are, and try to get the other person’s side of the story if there’s a disagreement. Look for common ground, consider compromises. There are very few people who are genuinely evil in this world. Misguided, confused, sometimes incompetent, with different goals, aspirations, and worldviews than yours—but rarely evil.
So your go-to approach when dealing with social conflicts should be diplomacy, setting clear boundaries (without forgetting to enforce them), and, well, taking steps to address the problem in the first place.
People tend to think about themselves and only themselves first and foremost, so what might be an issue that’s making your life hell might not be something that your friend, boss, or family member might even be aware of. It takes courage to actively work on fixing your problems instead of hiding from them. It might be uncomfortable, but it’s always well worth it in the end.
Give a customer a longer estimate knowing it wont take that long, and then that way it impresses and pleases them when you gets the results more quickly. This is a "cheat code," because it gives the impression that you've worked harder or faster, when really you're just manipulating expectations.
This can apply to most any timetable or deadline. The easiest example would be a hostess at a restaurant. Tell a party it will take 30min to be seated, knowing it will take actually take 10-15min.
IIRC, this technique was mentioned on Star Trek as a ploy the engineers would often use to impress the captain.
If anything seems too big or too difficult break it down into small steps.
Courage is just fear hanging on one more minute. You can always hang on one more minute
Use your local area code + 867-5309 as the membership id at almost every grocery store and it will work. You get the discount without having to sign up because someone else already signed up with that number.
Shout out to Tommy Tutone.
Another major piece of wisdom that we can share is learning to deal with your emotions. They’re what make us human. However, constantly being at the mercy of what you feel can make life far more difficult. Embarrassment and failure are integral parts of life on Planet Earth. One of the best things you can do is to learn to embrace these feelings and admit to your mistakes, instead of running away from them.
That way, you’ll be far fitter, emotionally. And if people see you act in a humble way, they’re much more likely to respond positively to you.
For college kids: if you need a bunch of sources for a paper just go to the Wikipedia page and go to the bottom where the sources are. There’s usually more than 50 PROPER sources in citation format.
Please, make sure to at least briefly read over the source to make sure it’s relevant to your topic.
Doing a simple search on Google Scholar is more likely to give you better relevant results. Not all of those sources are actually valid, a lot will be outdated. In fact, people often put fake ones on wiki pages, for many reasons, one of which is to encourage students to actually do some research, others, just to mess with people, lol. This cheat code may get you in hot water, lol.
Brushing your teeth when you're young and continuing to do so throughout your life will save you a lot of money after 30.
Everyone in these comments is calling buffs and starting traits "cheat codes." It's like they've never played video games. I'll give you a couple real ones.
Compliment your friends behind their back, your relationships will improve magically.
If you ask someone you don't know well for something small, like to borrow a pen, they will actually like you just a bit more. (for best results, return pen) (does not stack)
Meanwhile, it’s paramount that you do not live in constant anger. With the amount of injustice each and every one of us sees both near and far, it’s easy to fall prey to outrage about the state of the world. However, being constantly angry erodes your health and does more harm than good.
Above everything else, prioritize your physical and mental health. That means getting enough movement, eating nutritious food, and getting enough sunlight. It means drinking plenty of water and getting enough sleep at night. All the while, you have to draw clear boundaries between your work life and your leisure, spend time building genuine emotional connections with others, and know when to disconnect from the internet. Sure, we’ve got plenty of cat memes here, but often, it’s better to go for a walk and see a cat in person.
Be kind to people, and don't be a douchebag. You don't know how many favors or help I've received in my life by not being a d**k
Realize that life isn't fair. It never will be. Once you accept that, you're on the first step to success. That guy driving a Porsche, sipping Starbucks and living in a huge house? Odds are, he busted is ass to get that. If he didn't, he's either lucky or inherited the results of someone else's labour.
Life. Is. Not. Fair. The sooner you realize that and divert your time and energy to getting educated, getting trained, doing SOMETHING to improve yourself instead of protesting the 1%, the sooner you'll be on the road to a life of comfort. Luxury? Maybe not. Comfort? Yes.
Repeat after me:
LIFE. IS. NOT. FAIR.
This is the last lesson most people learn but gives you the most benefits once you embrace it.
Well, I think we can accept that life isn't fair and that we need to focus on improving ourselves while *also* recognizing the injustice of our current economic system and working to improve it. Justice is an important value to aim towards, even though we have to accept we as a species will never perfectly achieve it.
No. You can rage about the 1% AND work on yourself. "Don't try dismantling a broken system, work within it so you can benefit from it" is a crappy attitude that got us into this mess.
What has protesting against "the 1%" (it's rather protesting against rich people screwing the system) to do with 'life is not fair'? Also, if life is not fair, by definition working hard doesn't necessary bring me a better life - that would happen if life WAS fair. The whole post is backwards and sounds like written by someone who profits from the system as it is now.
The issue is that the 1% will often use the saying "life isn't fair" when indeed an "I'm not paying you a fair share, but is exploiting you to make a bigger profit" would be more apropriate. However the last one puts the blame where it belongs but is putting the spotlight on a fact that is hard to swallow for the one doing it, whereas the first one is trying to use a tendency of how nature works to justify it in a case where it does not apply, in order hide what the real problem is.
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"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life WERE fair and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus Cole; Babylon 5 (written by J. Michael Straczynski).
One of my favourite quotes. Marcus had many such moments. The whole show was great.
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Oh no, not having any of this "grind set" bull$hit. Life isn't fair, true, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't devote ourselves to making it more so. "Work harder until you're comfortable" is a bloody myth. And that guy living in luxury didn't "work his butt off" to do so, they likely scammed people to get where they are. The cheat code shouldn't be "Learn to scam people faster!" Which is what this is actually saying.
Yeah, if you change the letters and words quite a bit...like you did...then it does actually say "Learn to scam people faster!".
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He could also have obtained luxuries with credit and is deep, deep in debt.
If life was fair, then all it takes to succeed is busting your a*s. But statistically, the only surefire way to success is to be born to it. There's very little correlation between wealth and education, or wealth and hours spent working. The strongest correlation is between wealth, and your parents wealth. I think the better message here is to redefine success. Maybe it's not driving a Porsche.
You can understand that life isn't fair and ALSO understand that the 1% are actively f*cking us over to stay the 1%. The two are not mutually exclusive.
This is one thing that pisses me off about New York City. You know those 30-year-old idiots speeding around in expensive cars? They can afford them because their parents bought a house for nothing and it's worth at least a million now.
You can work on improving your own life and still protest/work/vote to make things a little bit more fair
Somehow we have been brought up with the expectation that Life will reward us for just being alive. We need only look outside our city or country to see that great numbers of people struggle to just live. They would be happy for a regular meal or water and have no concept of a Porsche or Starbucks. Sometimes we need to look beyond ourselves and be grateful for what we have and strive to make someone else's life better.
If life is not fair, and everyone experiences life, does that mean life is fair because all of life is unfair?
As Captain Kirk once said, "There's a milion things that you CAN have, and a million things that you CAN'T!"
I have an issue with the growing number of entitled folks who feel they deserve a luxurious lifestyle without being willing to earn it... I am not interested in this kind of lifestyle, nor am I willing to put in the time and effort to attain material goods/wealth. I think adjusting one's expectations is the route to a happier life.
I learnt this at 12 years old and so it sometimes confuses me when I realize that not everyone knows this yet
The only thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return (Nature Boy) 🎶
Every day we read about those who can't handle the word "no". They don't understand that they don't have the skills, weigh too much, are too short, don't have the education, etc. They tend to sue. Many of them fail even after they mitigate their way past the established rules. Take an inventory of oneself. What can you do? What are you actually capable of? Now work on that path. Rejection helps many people into fields they never imagined they would go into & they end up being very successful. Sticking hard to what you dreamed of can make you miserable. Being flexible in your goals may exceed your dreams.
I suggest replacing the word "life" with "societal expectations"... Life can not only be 'fair' but downright generous! It just requires you asking yourself why you want all those pointlessly expensive things and why you are so unhappy with what you have.
But it should be. That's the thing. It should be. So keep fighting it.
shoulda been "repeat after me, before ir becomes relevant" because when it becomes relevant, that's when people don't want to accept it.
On the flipside. Don't assume those living in poverty or on the street, don't work their butts off. Material possession is not a sign of hard work; just as homelessness is not a sign of laziness.
... Which is why it's our OBLIGATION to *make it fair*. Getting angry about injustice is part of your job as the possessor of a mind. We are the part of the universe responsible for things like fairness and beauty and truth and justice. If we find part of the world lacking them, it falls on _us_ to change that. There's no one else to do it.
The guy in the new Corvette? Sorry about your penis! The gal in the new Corvette? Congratulations on your divorce!
If life was fair, every dude with a Porsche would have "busted his a*s" to get it. In reality, most people who work hard are poor, and usually deep in debt.
So life is not fair and the 1% should get the fruits of my labour? Status-quo much?? :I
Agree with the main statement, however we should never stop protesting the system that allows a few people to hoard all the wealth, even while we're working to better ourselves. Because no matter how hard we work under a system like that, we may not ever even achieve comfort, let alone luxury.
Bhuddist philosophy. “Life is suffering”. Sounds bleak? In practice it means that if you accept life is difficult then good days shine like a beacon. If you think life is always rainbows and unicorns then you pend most of your time being disappointed
You must be relatively good economically. We poor people born saying those words.
Life isn't fair. It isn't about just rolling over and taking it, but not basing your happiness around what you have compared to others. Maybe their fortune is ill-gotten, maybe it is luck, or hard work. You make yourself miserable thinking you deserve something and someone else doesn't when most of the time, you don't really know, you just assume. Stop that. You make your own happiness.
The problem with "Life isn't fair, accept it" is that it is often misused by people in order to justify some really crappy behavior and letting them exploit somebody else with a clear conscience. In many cases it isn't "life" that is unfair, it is you who are being an a*****e and treating other people in an ufair mannor, just because you can get away with it. Yes there are examples where it is life itself that is not fair, e.g. when you randomly get cancer despite living a healthy lifestyle, while your obese neighbor does not. But when e.g. people can use their money to buy poleticians, so they can earn more money or avoid paying taxes, then it is not life that is unfair per say, it is the system we as humans has created that is the problem and the life oportunities it gives the inhabitants. ....And then trying to make people complaining shut up by saying "life is not fair " is an ugly move to make, when it is your responsibility to change things. A country of the people for the people
Life not being fair is a really poor excuse to not work as hard as you can to make it more fair. Lack of equity is bad. Protesting the 1% is not about being peeved that life isn't fair, it's about trying to open people's eyes to the idea that it could be a damn sight more fair.
This also tends to make people super apathetic. Don't be those people. It makes those of us who are different (that nobody ever bothers to explain why) even harder to succeed and leave us in the dust. We don't need special privileges, we just need some goddamn compassion.
“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumph: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!‘“ -Barbara Alice Mann
Part of the reason life is not fair is that those with the most money systematically rig the system to be unfair to the rest of us. If you don't have access to capital now, it's almost impossible to get it, no matter how hard you work. It's not just unfair, it's purposely rigged against you. Don't be a fool who votes Republican hoping you'll be rich one day. The rich laugh at dumbasses like you.
I have to add this: that's why this whole love for Trump is so weird to me. Here's a "billionaire" (who really knows) who is ALWAYS complaining how unfair everything is.
you dont want a big house or car cause all posessions require maintenance and more money. life isnt bad if you apply a few things that will get you want you need.
Agreed. Life is greener on your side of the fence when you water it yourself.
It's true that life is not fair. It's also not warm, loving, generous, courageous, curious, or comforting. All of those things are our job.
I’ve learned that more than some, believe me. Much of the time, I don’t even get to see the sky, day or night (due to chronic illness/disabilities). I get that most people won’t care, though. I’m too used to it already, so it’s not like it can hurt me any worse. 🤷♀️
We humans are hardwired to find connections. But man sometimes they just appear as you need them.. i need to get this in my head!! Life.is.not.fair!
Dont ask your wife what she wants 2 eat, instead, tell her to guess where you're taking her then take her to the first place she guesses.
Buy ingredients and cook for yourself. I started recently, and I’ve spent 30$ for over 10 meals. A fast food burger and fries is around $7-8, and bad for you too. Not only that, but cooking for yourself is an excellent skill that earns brownie points.
For getting people to like you: be genuinely interested in their personal life. Not embarrassing things, but things they enjoy about their own life. Ask about their kids, dog, etc. And (this is key) remember details for the next time you talk. If they tell you they are potty training, then ask how it's coming along. Only offer advice if it is truly helpful, not for the satisfaction of giving advice.
Also, learn their name as quick as possible. For many people, their favorite word is their name.
About the last one, that's what many salesmen do. Or people who know this trick and want to get something from you. Also, when I was a kid, that's what happened when my Mom was angry with me, she'd call me by my name only, instead of the usual nicknames she used. That's why I always ask my friends and family to never call me by my name.
Write it down. Whatever it is. Then you don't have to focus on remembering it or worrying about it. The simple act of writing it down makes it more real. I always have a pen on me and paper close at hand. Make lists, keep a budget, tell someone you love them, jot a reminder, doodle.
Thats why if you're taking a class, take notes. Even if you don't go back and study your notes, the fact you wrote them makes you highly more likely to retain the information.
You can sneak into pretty much anywhere if you wear business casual and stand up straight and talk on your phone about business-related things.
Also, you can wear a blue-collar getup and bring a cooler full of beer, no one stop the beer guy, works with bags of ice too.
Very important that you act and look like this is just another shi**y day in your shi**y job, don't look in a rush either.
I find that if I drink water when I wake up, and then drink coffee later, that I feel better and have more energy throughout the day
At my age I am not looking for energy. I simply want to wake up and stay awake.
Give children a choice when you want them to do something, like instead of saying “can you clean up your mess?” Say “would you like to either clean up your mess or do the dishes?” Make the second one a lot more likely for them not to choose.
'Would you like to clean up now or in five minutes?' Forced choices are parenting magic. And in our house, everything's better as a game. Putting clothes in hamper is basketball. Cooking becomes MasterChef. And healthy competition against the clock in teams gets it done in no time. Give them blutak on car and they stop hitting each other... or they eat the blutak.
Pay daily expenses and bills with a rewards credit card and pay it all off each month. No interest that way but you keep the rewards. Just make sure you can pay your bills and daily spending.
Press 0 to get a human.
Ever have to dial a hotline and have to go through Press 1 for, Press 2 for, Press 3 for, etc? A lot of time when you want to speak immediately to someone on those prerecorded telephone hotlines you can just hit 0 for a human. Now some places they are really smart. Hitting 0 just ends the call, which by then you mentally implode.
more than one “0” is required if “0” doesn’t work, “9” works as well 😁 i do this every time
If you need to remember something but don't have anything to remind you (like you don't have time to set an alarm), visualize yourself remembering. For example, if you don't want to forget to bring your hat when you go out, imagine yourself about to walk through the door, and imagine yourself thinking, "oh, my hat!" Bad example maybe, but the point is that just visualizing is quick, easy, and effective.
Rehearsal, and saying it out loud both work. If I get up to grab something I tell myself I need to go and get [item], and it stops that situation where I get to where said item is and forget why I came into the room. I also remember things further into the future, such as the hat example. "I need to grab my hat when I leave for work in the morning", out loud.
I always ask for a romantic table when making a reservation at a restaurant for a date. Usually my date and I get seated at the restaurant's quietest or "best" table. I've also occasionally received a free drink or dessert, probably in an effort to help me impress my date. Highly recommend!
If you get a bloody nose, you can stop it by stomping the heel of your foot on the same side that your nose is bleeding on. I know it sounds absurd, but I swear to you it works. I get heavy nosebleeds, and nothing would stop the damn things. That is, until I learned the heel trick. It works every time without fail.
Cooking bacon in the microwave. Quick, no mess, crispy and perfect. Is like using a cheat code to get extra lives/energy.
Under promise, over deliver. People will be pretty impressed and even if they know your good at something you come off as modest
I'd say use this sparingly. Only when the situation allows it. On the other hand, never over promise either.
When you go to Chipotle wait until after they’ve scooped your first scoop of meat to ask for double meat. That way they’ve shown their hand on what a single scoop is
Is doubling the meat at Chipotle a life hack or a life-shortening hack ?
There's hundreds of free certifications you can get online and add to your resume. Throw a few on your resume that are relevant to your career and they'll become a conversation piece during the interview. They won't land you the job by themselves, but they'll make you stand out among other candidates.
Actually sleeping 8 plus hours a night. Trying sleeping at 10 pm to to no less than 4 am every night. This is when your body has enough melatonin and get the sleep it needs.
Most people wait till they are literally falling asleep while watching tv or their smartphone.. by then you have already messed up your natural sleep cycle
Start a savings account when you turn 16(or sooner)
put 10% of EVERY paycheck into it and DO NOT TOUCH IT. once you turn 18, you can put that money into a retirement account(preferably one that can utilize investments) and again, do not touch it. once a year, transfer the money from the dedicated savings account into the retirement account. continue until retirement.
also, USE your credit card. use it as soon as you can, but unless you can afford to pay it off in full at the end of the month, dont get too much into credit card debt. been using my credit card this way for the past 15 years, and recently found out i am sitting on an 830 credit score. i dont even have a house yet, but when i start looking soon i will be very well qualified.
Don't drink or do drugs. You will find that you have more time and money, a clear mind, you will feel better, and have very few problems.
Easy for those free of trauma. Not judging anyone out there self medicating and getting by the best they can. But yep, sure drains the hip pocket
If you fake confidence long enough, you become good enough for people to believe it hence you will become confident.
Does this work if I wanted to, say, be a sky diving instructor too?
Shredded parm inside the breading. chicken parm gets that sexy crunchy outside this way
Save and invest early. If you didn't start early, start now. Compounding returns are incredible.
I have a tendency to break out in acne and feel really sluggish after I eat ANY kind of junk food, any dairy, eggs, or anything with a ton of unnatural sugars in them. (But....I love chocolate, and cheese especially.)
My personal cheat code for this is, if I eat some of any of that, when I get home or wake up, I put two teabags of green tea in a mug and I drink that.
Green tea is great for clearing toxins out of your body and for helping boost your energy, so my face clears up faster and I don't feel the effects of the foods I'm not used to as much.
It may be a bitter tea with a kind of a sharp tang, but it is so worth it not to look like a pepperoni face.
If you use code: "no salt" when ordering mcdonalds fries you can annoy the mcdonalds staff. Oh and you get fresh fries.
but… why would you want to annoy random retail workers??
Reverse psychology in children. Tell them not to do something you secretly want them to do, and they'll do it almost every time.
question: say they do the thing you want them to do, despite you telling them not to. logically, you wouldn’t punish them for that, right? but if you tell them not do something that you actually don’t want them to do, and they do that and gets punished as a result, couldn’t that be very confusing? i’m genuinely curious
If you say you are a social worker most companies will just tell you any information you need, believing you are helping someone.
I actually am a social worker so you know, I can abuse this power for good.
Wow. Privacy legislation must be nonexistent where the person who posted this comes from.
Being conventionally hot. I recently lost 20 pounds and people treat me so differently, and it wasn’t even that dramatic of a change (though I’m 5’1 so it does make a difference on a small body)! When I’m in a crop top, and my hair and makeup are done it’s like all social interactions go on easy mode.
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- if you're feeling low, sad, desperate or not quite yourself, call someone. Call your parents, your friends, your GP, that helpline you saw that one time. It's the hardest thing you'll do, but you've survived this long, keep fighting. It's unfair, it's cruel it's isolating and awful but you are not alone, you are not a burden.
This. Honestly, even if whoever you talk to isn't very helpful, sometimes that 5 minutes of stopping your catastrophising brain is all you need to reset and realise you can make it to tomorrow.
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The one about a heel? You get a sore foot *and* a bloody nose. Also, your blood sprays from impact. ---- Medical doctor.
Actually a solid strategy, but don't expect to get rich or anything stupid like that.
Load More Replies... If you live in California and have a decent income but think that you can never save enough money for a down payment on a home there's hope. There is a program where you can borrow 10% down at zero interest and if you can hold onto the house for 5 years the loan becomes a grant! Just Google "Forgivable Equity Builder Loan".
Is it just me, or are a lot of these just about how to manipulate people....?
You are valuable. Drive carefully, someone wants you to get home safely, do your best to achieve that, no distractions, no phone, just drive. Ring / email / text that friend you promised yourself you would, it’ll improve their day and yours, do it now (unless you are driving, why are you reading BP?). Make your bed when you get up, getting to the end of a day and finding your bed ready for you makes the end of even a bad day a little better. Be more kind, it improves everyone’s day including yours. Smile at someone. Pay something forward, it will come back to you, a smile, a brew, a sandwich, or talk to someone who needs a friendly ear to bend, it can cost nothing to help someone through a rough patch. Love your fellow human, it is easy to be angry at someone who cuts you up or who is inconsiderate but you’ve no idea what their day has been like, wrap ‘em up in love and light and send them on their way, your day will be better and your stress level will reduce. Love more ❤️
Didn't like them. How to manipulate and influence people by being fake. How about just try to be natural but also be kind. Works wonders.
Don't have kids. Seriously they're not worth it. In the US it costs $250K to raise a child from conception through college. For what? Your career suffers. Your personal relationships suffer. Your life is essentially on hold for 18 years. If it doesn't work out with the co parent now you have to try dating with this albatross around your neck so you can what? Contribute to the exploding population (8 BILLION by 2030) and drive this rock into uninhabitablity that much faster?
- if you're feeling low, sad, desperate or not quite yourself, call someone. Call your parents, your friends, your GP, that helpline you saw that one time. It's the hardest thing you'll do, but you've survived this long, keep fighting. It's unfair, it's cruel it's isolating and awful but you are not alone, you are not a burden.
This. Honestly, even if whoever you talk to isn't very helpful, sometimes that 5 minutes of stopping your catastrophising brain is all you need to reset and realise you can make it to tomorrow.
Load More Replies... The one about a heel? You get a sore foot *and* a bloody nose. Also, your blood sprays from impact. ---- Medical doctor.
Actually a solid strategy, but don't expect to get rich or anything stupid like that.
Load More Replies... If you live in California and have a decent income but think that you can never save enough money for a down payment on a home there's hope. There is a program where you can borrow 10% down at zero interest and if you can hold onto the house for 5 years the loan becomes a grant! Just Google "Forgivable Equity Builder Loan".
Is it just me, or are a lot of these just about how to manipulate people....?
You are valuable. Drive carefully, someone wants you to get home safely, do your best to achieve that, no distractions, no phone, just drive. Ring / email / text that friend you promised yourself you would, it’ll improve their day and yours, do it now (unless you are driving, why are you reading BP?). Make your bed when you get up, getting to the end of a day and finding your bed ready for you makes the end of even a bad day a little better. Be more kind, it improves everyone’s day including yours. Smile at someone. Pay something forward, it will come back to you, a smile, a brew, a sandwich, or talk to someone who needs a friendly ear to bend, it can cost nothing to help someone through a rough patch. Love your fellow human, it is easy to be angry at someone who cuts you up or who is inconsiderate but you’ve no idea what their day has been like, wrap ‘em up in love and light and send them on their way, your day will be better and your stress level will reduce. Love more ❤️
Didn't like them. How to manipulate and influence people by being fake. How about just try to be natural but also be kind. Works wonders.
Don't have kids. Seriously they're not worth it. In the US it costs $250K to raise a child from conception through college. For what? Your career suffers. Your personal relationships suffer. Your life is essentially on hold for 18 years. If it doesn't work out with the co parent now you have to try dating with this albatross around your neck so you can what? Contribute to the exploding population (8 BILLION by 2030) and drive this rock into uninhabitablity that much faster?
