Kids’ logic is a thing of envy. The way they think isn’t bound to some particular reality or concept of reasoning that dictates the rules for the conclusions they have to reach. It’s beautiful because they have unrestricted freedom to be as silly and as adorable as they want without sweating or even understanding it.

Twitter user @sumerianbby shared a story of how she, being a mere 6-year-old, misunderstood the notion of an expiration date on her father’s ID and started crying—she thought it was a particular time for when dad was going to pass away. Kids.

Image credits: sumerianbby

Soon a slew of people joined the conversation, sharing their own stories of how they confused simple concepts and reinterpreted them the way their x-year-old kiddy selves could—using adorable kids’ logic.

Check out the curated list of the best stories Tweeters have shared below and vote as well as comment on the submissions you enjoyed the most. And if you have your own stories to share, why not do that in the comment section below!

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Basie_Skanks Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha that's so sweet!sometimes i did that when they were cooking at the tv! I thought they will feel bad looking at me and give a piece! Never worked😭😭

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malchik_gey Report

TheReader19
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the best thing since sliced bread 😂🤣

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#4

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venomus91 Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This wouldn't be the scariest thing of the movie! Imagine if they really had to send him in the jungle until someone gets on dice 5 or 8?

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stkarlito Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What should my cousin say then? His mother ate the whole buffet at the wedding including him! She was pregnant at the wedding😅😅

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bangersandhashh Report

Robert T
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, but you see cows do make cheese... when they haven't been milked for a few days ;-)

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#10

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tiffanyaide Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people shouldn't be allowed to sing though(myself included)

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#11

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Her0fCanada Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not advised to do that! It's better to explain and reassure the child that you are coming back to get it!

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HunnyGirl23 Report

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pumpin_spice Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The years that followed i was trying to ship my sibling somewhere else all the time

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jania_ainaj Report

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nofankyouimgood Report

Suzi Gauthier
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My middle sister didn't want my mom's next baby to be a boy because she didn't want to BE a brother.

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bibiwithane Report

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flaneuselou Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In North Europe all tv shows and movies are dubbed! I found it so strange that i was wondering if people there know the real voices of the actors (edit: i rephrase that in some countries of North and central Europe I've seen this phenomenon.. haven't been to every country in Europe ok)

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Haybeme Report

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strwbrrysk8r Report

Shrek Bunny
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was Traitor Joe's since we didn't have one near us

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#25

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ringmyDORbell_ Report

denzoren
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He got laid off! More time at home! I hope he found a job soon after though.

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HaberlKate Report

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whoavani Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There were parents actually saying that to their kids to make them not to swallow the seeds

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sweet_lilluna Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes i also think I'm a cat! Don't want people to touch me, i like sleep and I'm picky with my food

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#30

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WWEhellion Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor employees in day cares! Every day a crisis out of the blue

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Elisociety Report

kay s.
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

until around last year, my kids thought they controlled the back wiper on our car with their voices. if it started raining while we were driving somewhere they'd say "back wiper, wipe one time" and it would! "back wiper, wipe 2 times", and it would! it wasn't until pretty recently that they figured out the wiping mechanism is right at my fingertips, LOL. the way they figured it out was one would say it and turn their heads to make sure it happened, while the other would stare at my hands to see if i did something to trigger the wiper. :-D

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dalispaige_ Report

Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same lie when you meet someone at the street and say hey we should go for a coffee! Never happened ever

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