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A given name is certainly a crucial part of someone’s life and identity. After all, it’s what’s going to be written on your documents and what most people will use to address you officially. However, a name that you create for yourself or that others give you can be as important as your “real” one. Giving someone a nickname is usually an act that occurs to simplify communication or make it more playful and personal. Being someone with a long name, I especially relate to the former. 

However, sometimes nickname-giving can be slightly mischievous, and not necessarily in an offensive way. Sometimes people will give out nicknames that are there to brighten everyone’s mood, and not to make someone feel bad. Today’s post is exactly about that - slightly mischievous nicknames that stuck to people in the old days of high school. The Twitter post that inspired this post went viral, collecting 39.6k likes and told the story of the guy everybody called "pants", which inspired others to share their memories of high school nicknames. Consider upvoting the nicknames that you found funniest and leave a comment!

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Image credits: PAL LTER (not the actual photo)

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Nolasaurous
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are four coopers at my school. They are all quite popular so when we say their names you gotta either say their last name or their first and last.

Munchkin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bill is such a funny name... also lady bill!!! im crying for some reason i thought lady bill was a duck at first

Lee Macro
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not school but worked with someone who was called Pete but because we already had someone working at our place with the same first and last name, we called new Pete "Bob". Even his e-mail was down as "Bob". Years later, I ended up working with first Pete's son and told him the story. He told his dad who responded with "Well I was here first so I weren't changing my f***ing name"

Wesley Lucas
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister calls me Sea Pig. Jim Gaffigan did a stand-up special and made a joke about a manatee going on the Ricki Lake show and someone from the audience calls the Manatee a "sea pig" instead of a sea cow 😅 Manatees are her favorite animal and since I was thin, it was even funnier to her cuz she'd go to call me "piggy" or "pig" in public and people would just give us the weirdest looks, some even commenting that it wasn't nice of her to insult me like that 😆

Fried Mermaid
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I studied in a school where there were 3 classrooms per grade, each classroom with 40-45 girls. Only in mine there were 7 Alejandras, they were just addressed by complete last name or nickname based on it (i.e. Gutierrez becoming Guti)

Evol
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the early 90's, I was one of 6 Jennifers in all 6 of my classes, all 3 years of Jr. High. There were about 4 other Jennifers in different classes. We were Jen L, Jen S etc.

CammyCat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 4th grade there were 5 Sara’s in my class alone

BakuDeku Shipper
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happened to Dollar Bill and Duck Bill?

n0_h0p3_l3ft_f0r_m4x
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are 2 Braydens and 2 Landons at my school. Usually they are called with their first name and last name's initial

pigasus1
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had four Greg Smiths in our class of 148 students. Everyone referred to each as his middle initial,"R", "L", " C", and "T". So you said, Hey R, when's the pep rally?

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The very concept of high school nicknames is kind of odd and silly. People will pick up upon the most random thing and make it part of their daily interactions. Which isn't inherently bad, because a lot of the time, these nicknames will stick and make the repetitive nature of the routine and names less boring.

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    Munchkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read tom bagwell as tom baguette

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to double check. I thought it was Tom Baguette and just accepted it

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    Terence McGuire
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a mate Evan we called ‘Temptation’ because he wore 17 on our team! Still makes me laugh every time I hear that song! 🤣

    Kaapse Haas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you would grab him he could say 'Let me go' :-P

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    Evan Wills
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to say, cool name :)

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m glad his name isn’t road kill edit: aww thanks everyone edit the2nd: GET THE CAMERAS IM FAMOUS

    Lulxby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funnier than the actual post lmao!

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    Shara Kranz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A classmate named Robby was jokingly called Nobby. The yearbook had his senior picture twice: one called Nobby, one called Robby.

    chuck.dont.surf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but elementary school, and his mom accidently ran over his legs in the driveway with her minivan. He was in a wheelchair for a few years. No one called him that to his face tho

    Spittnimage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I call my dog because he's always in my way.

    Rylee Evergreen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't have laughed. But..... I did XD

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was called Elsie. Initials LC

    oddly_informed_raven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need someone to give me a nickname for this reason

    Sasquatch The Almighty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your nickname is now Most Excellent Raven The Young. Or MERTY, for short

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Elizabeth Jean, Elizabeth Jean Aquino-Neal. And that's my maiden name.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that you go by Bettie. My mum was named Elizabeth because there was no Elizabeth in our family, then when she was born, her uncle came home from England with his new wife Elizabeth. Mum prefers to be called Liz (or Lizzie as a teen) but her aunt is Auntie Liz so she get called Elizabeth at family reunions. Her aunt called her Lilly-bet as a child though because that was the Queen's nickname.

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    Wesley Lucas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is an EJ. Mom named him after Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid ☺️ So he's Eryc Joseph (EJ - also, all of us have a Y in our names from a tradition on dad's side of the family)

    Rylee Evergreen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my little sister EJ after her initials, even though it doesn't fit her at all. If looks could kill....

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    Mere Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his real name Rod?

    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gene roddenberry (creator of star trek) has a son named rod. yes. rod roddenberry

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THREE TIMES!? Did he have one of them temporary awesome skin scarring/burn marks

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real villain origin story of Megavolt.

    Patrick McKemie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the third one, We called him the Late Sparky

    Kerry M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother got chatting in a bar to a guy who'd been struck by lightning. My brother still refers to him as "Zap McFry" 😄

    Yayaboobo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was struck once when I was looking out at the storm through the window. It hit my elbow. Apparently it wasn't a direct hit. My mother was at a neighbor's house and was struck at the same time. Years later my cousin was struck in the knee while riding in a car.

    pigasus1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my nickname, but that's not how I got it...

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    The randomness of these nicknames is, what I feel, makes them so entertaining. It seems as if one can take anything about a person, or what they've done and attach that to them as a way to address them.

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    Layne Rodgers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when I was new to a school and didn't know anyone. I was nervous for my first class and then the teacher does attendance... My nickname for the last ten years has been Lanye (Like Kanye with an L) Northeast.

    pigasus1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called the out of city students whom they allowed to take a special course with us as, The Kingston F*****s. We didn't really mean anything by it, but they were a rival county high school in our school, not cool.

    Giga Bit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a new kid at our school. His name was Ethan, but we already had an Ethan. We called him Henry

    Rachel Mion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we had a dog called new dog, cuz we never got around to naming him

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    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the faces of the upperclassmen that made fun of you and just see their shocked expression

    Kira Larsen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we'll name you something prestigious to shame you," he imagined.

    Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are upperclassmen?

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a name for American high school Juniors and seniors (last two years of school).

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    Laura Ellsworth
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    3 years ago

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    Eb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nominative determinism at its finest.

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    Puppeteer Saint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend named Vance.. We called him Vancypants.. "Stop calling me that!".. Never.. Lol

    Emlin Remlin Gremlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I called each other pants for the entirety of elementary school. There was no reason behind it.

    Joanne Lawrence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a guy called Pants and a guy called Bucket. I can't for the life of me remember how Pants got that nickname, but Bucket was self-explanatory. He always wore a bucket hat. I know, we were so original.

    cugel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably means trousers

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    PebbleBoy Gaming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the guys in football is called BP, or Big Paul, cause there were two Pauls and he was bigger, little Paul eventually left but Big Paul stayed, and the nickname stuck cause he is massive, so massive we had to bring his birth certificate to games to prove he wasn't an adult. Another one of my friends in football is called Cheddar, no particular reason, we just called him that. One of my friends calls me Leprechaun cause I'm short.

    Amy Watkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with a guy that everyone called Cornbread!

    Amanda Trent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first gift my BF ever bought me was a teddy bear holding a heart with chocolates in it, somehow I ended up nicknaming him cornbread...I have no idea why, but I'll ask him and update this. But eventually we started an inside joke about cornbread being his competition and becoming my side piece. I know that sounds ridiculous, but like I said, inside joke and we share the exact same sense of humor.

    Bologna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of Big Tuna from the Office

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You remind me of George Constanza wanting the T-Bone nickname

    Patrick McKemie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you didn't bring some Spotted D**k

    the engineer 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil cornbread. i named my yellow and brown birb that

    Paul Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend that we all called Buns. We use to ditch school and go hang out in the woods all day. To get there we had to walk along some railroad tracks. Alongside one part of the tracks was a big bakery. Buns used to get a long stick go up to the bakery,open a window and stab the buns coming by on the conveyor belt and eat them.

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    All in all, I feel like this list is a prime example of great nicknames that give everyone, not excluding the person being addressed with it, a good laugh. What nickname did you have or found funny? Let us know in the comments below the article!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay- my friend is Miles, but one day In 4th grade he took his water bottle and sprayed it on the pavement to make his name. He made the e too long so it looked like a p. Long story short his name is now Milp.

    Ian Webling
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had an unpleasant chap at school called 'Nipple' because he was too small and insignificant to be a tit. Boys only school.

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is Titty doing now?

    NugsLunaMochi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow Titty, Wong, Slacker, Weasel are my husband’s friends. Our pets have nicknames too. Luna (tic), Nugget the a-hole and Moshit (Mochi) all courtesy of him 🙄

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    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine walking by the gym and seeing a kid run around with his hands in his pockets

    Joanne Lawrence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa broke his thumb tripping and falling with his thumb in his pocket(somehow). It was such a profound experience that he wrote a hilarious limerick about it and shared it with the family at our next gathering. Either take Gramps as a cautionary tale, or marvel at his level of self-deprecating humour.

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    Efia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    running with hands in pockets feels illegal :D

    EEF🤓
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sprints with his hands in his pockets. That's bananas

    Jojo Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me picture Tina from Bob’s Burgers for some reason

    Patti Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a nurse Kim Pockets, we had lots of Kim but she wore an apron with about 20 pockets.

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    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sibling nicknames are often ridiculous. I'm putting together a slideshow for my sister's 21st and am planning on going through all of them. Her name is Caitlin, so there were variations on that like, Cat, Kitty-Cait, Caitie etc but then there is Chicken (no idea why that started, but apparently after we began calling her that she convinced herself that she actually was a chicken) Crumby monster (because she still can't eat something without leaving crumbs everywhere) and Devil child (because she almost always has really big dilated pupils).

    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has my son in her phone as "Devil Spawn"! (They do love each other, though!)

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    Evelyn Ann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister Stacy has been Tater to me and our whole family for 30+ years. I couldn't say Stacy when she was born so it came out tatie

    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother has a couple depending on the time of day. Normally, it's a$$hole (self assigned, by him, because he is and all his friends think so, but in the way that he will Rick Roll you and feel absolutely no guilt about it at all and slowly walk away planning his next attack) and then, around mealtimes, he's Dusty, but in actuality, he should be called Pigasaurus (IYKYK)

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    Lorrie Rothstein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dill like the brothers name on rugrats

    RoseTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dill Pickles... OH MY F*****G GOD I GET IT NOW

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    Tweetysvoice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's nickname is uncle pickle because he let my cousin take a bite out of a hot pepper cuz the kid insisted it was a pickle.

    Partsqueen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with a kid called pickle. It was a family nickname that got brought to school with him. No one ever called him by his real name. Half of the kids probably didn't know what his name was. Just pickle.

    AnxietyRiddenMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickle is my daughter's nickname. She's 17 and we will call her that, or pick or picky. All some form of pickle.

    Shara Kranz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would name a kid Bill Pickle?! What a set-up to be teased anytime someone hears that name.

    Lauren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought his name was Dill, as in Dill Pickle, not Bill Pickle.

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    Dahlia Rios
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill? Just kidding is dude

    Kali
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his name was 'not dude' i'm sorry i know its an old joke

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting Big Lebowski vibes from this one

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    Ria C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to school with a guy named CG it was short for Carl Gordon but when people asked that didn't know we told them cool guy.

    Talon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to camp and there was someone else in my cabin with the same name as me so I was nicknamed and called GV because I always wore a hat that said good vibes, people I met back then still call me GV and it’s been like 4 years at least

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a buddy named hank, then a new kid moved in and his personality, interests, and looks were very similar to Hanks, except he was like the scaled up version, half a foot taller, 50lbs heavier. So because of that we called him "Hank Deluxe" or HD for short

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    Ian Webling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had some once say to a friend: 'I'll throw you with a brick.' Guess what his name was from then on?

    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ian Webling, that sounds like a very South African expression. What an Afrikaner who spoke bad English would say if translating from Afrikaans to English

    Hilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What instrument did he play?

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    Lulu Herrington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did nobody comment on this? well leave a like if you support ukraine

    Tuna Fish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the post and your comment Lulu. To support Ukraine. And, kudos to Buzz for standing up to a bully.

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    GirlFriday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had new kid show up at school named Ed. We already had an Ed in the class and we were talking about what we were going to call New Ed when New Ed told the teacher, in the front of the class, that he "would be grateful for some extra help with the assignment. " And thus Grateful Ed was named. We are in our late 40's now and he is still Grateful Ed.

    Juan Ortega
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, c'mon! From "Ed The" to "E. T." is just a small step to man! Go ahead XD

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a moment like this. "We already have a Bobby, what's your middle name" And so I was Leroy for 3 years

    Boards Of Panada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one called ‘Ed The Tit’. It’s a British saying ‘making a tit out of yourself’ (although technically it was bestowed upon him!)

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    not_at_school ;)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AUDACITY!!!! lol i do this, but with a pencil

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats how i raise my hand to ask questions... lol

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a name from Peaky Blinders.

    Kelly H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was Smelly Kelly with Jelly in her Belly. Good ol' brothers, or should I say Snotty Scotty with his Botty in the Potty

    Lisa Samuelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister broke her arm at school and was called Broken Arm after that. When I went to the school and I was called Broken Arm Jr and there was nothing wrong with my arm. Thank goodness we moved!!

    Ben Steinberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broke BOTH his elbows? Oh wow...I sure hoped his parents loved him because for 6 weeks, he couldn't even wipe his own a**...

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have an Le--- Kelly in my tutor who has been called Lelly Kelly since yr 7

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia, "gobby" is slang for blowjob lol

    Grace Walsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Larry potter has given Gobby a stocking. Gobby is forever grateful to Larry

    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you choke on a gobstopper? Aren’t they like really tiny??

    Oriphyra Xilphine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOBBY HAS BEEN GIVEN A SOCK GOBBY IS FREEEEEEEE

    Lizzie Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Gobby is short for Gobert.

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    Chrissa Gordon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school I dated a guy named Tree. I was told his real name once but forgot it. He was very tall.

    Elisa Arden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy called Tree once. He was 6'6".

    Glen Ellyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's best friend in high school was nicknamed Tree for much the same reason.

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    Mariah Noel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder how the mom got that name lol...

    Bex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother of one of my friends used to go by Tree. It was because her name was Teresa, but I didn't know that until I was in my 30's and just always knew her as Tree.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who played 'man in suit' in the musical but there was also a line about a 'big French git' so we used both name interchangeably until he left the school.

    Troy Parr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard about an Aussie called Keff. His real name was Keith but he had an eye missing [Keth].

    Queen Shay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a coworker named Sequoia and I called her Tree the entire time we worked together lol

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    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok ok I’m in drama club. Can someone give me a nickname like this??

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. The prompter at our old drama group got called "Q".

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    3 years ago

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    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope when it was Halloween you wore a Joker costume to school

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    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meat bakljehrlkajwhhwe; MEEEEEEAAAAAAAT

    Hot Babushka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somehow your username matches this comment perfectly lol. chaotic in a good way!

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    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious but my brain is trying to figure out what he was writing that ended with the words “me at” 🤔

    Kalevra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a guy named Meat. Went to school with a guy named Peewee.

    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    call him EWAP for ending with a friggin' preposition.

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhh man this is a good one

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    Munchkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why so many of these dudes named after foods (hey that rhymes :D)

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one. Yes, I get that Bagels are Jewish food but what has the Jewish population to do with people calling this guy ""Bagel"? Don't non-Jews eat bagels? Would they have called him something else if there had been more Jewish people in the town? If so - why? I'm so confused why she added that.

    Heather Menard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Jews have to do with bagels

    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna know how many people realised that that is Matilda lol

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So bagels are only available in areas of the country that have a larger than average Jewish population?

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    Coffee_nut45?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 19 a friend of mine had a little girl that was about 18 months old. She was trying to say my name. At first it came out as "Aww-ish". About a month later it came out "see-sha". (My real name is Alicia) I have been Auntie Cesha for 30 years now and I only use my actual name for legal purposes.

    bxttery_bxby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a Hunter's Ed class a few years ago for school and the guy misread my friend's name as "Henry" (Her name is Henley) and now that is the only way I refer to her.

    Lauren
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite baristas at Kroger is named Ryan but I swore his name was actually Tony because it just fit him. So now* I call him Tony Ryan when I see him. Not as funny but ... *edited not to now

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    PebbleBoy Gaming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheels and Stripes, the iconic duo

    Casey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he acquired a nickname for wearing a striped sweater ONCE.

    Patrick McKemie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once wore a stripped shirt and everyone called me a*****e. Probably had nothing to do with the stripped shirt.

    Happy Blue Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheels from the original Degrassi...yes I'm that old

    Amanda Trent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think about is "Wheels and the Dude" from American Dad...at least I think it was "the Dude" lol

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    Glirpy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there is spy equipment built into it?

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    Squilmo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had to wear a boot after foot surgery, my friends called me Bootsy Collins.

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    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has a friend who is known as Jeff at Rover Scouts. His name is Michael. There was some story why, but I've forgotten.

    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glen Beck (radio guy) calls his producer Stu because that's what he thought the guy's name was when they were introduced. (His name is actually Pat!)

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    Shara Kranz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully not a self-fulfilling prophecy

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wouldn't have worked in my area, because the prisoner uniforms are just tracksuits, which look a lot like our school uniforms, so we would all have to be called convicts :)

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    Amelia Joy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its some type of food- i just searched it up and its a cheeseburger with 2 patties, 2 pieces of bacon, 2 pieces of American cheese, onion rings, and some tangy bbq sauce.

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    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he get the nickname Carl's Jr? How does it relate to 2 burgers and getting sick??

    Amanda Trent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The burgers are from a west coast fast food restaurant called Carl's Jr :)

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ate two hamburgers called a double western at the Restaurant Carls Jr. (American fast food) hence the nickname.

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    Vanta Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chester IS Forever! So are Taylor Hawkins and Chris Cornell!

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    Huge___Ackman Report