30 Chucklesome Reasons Folks Received Ridiculous Nicknames, As Shared In This Twitter Thread
A given name is certainly a crucial part of someone’s life and identity. After all, it’s what’s going to be written on your documents and what most people will use to address you officially. However, a name that you create for yourself or that others give you can be as important as your “real” one. Giving someone a nickname is usually an act that occurs to simplify communication or make it more playful and personal. Being someone with a long name, I especially relate to the former.
However, sometimes nickname-giving can be slightly mischievous, and not necessarily in an offensive way. Sometimes people will give out nicknames that are there to brighten everyone’s mood, and not to make someone feel bad. Today’s post is exactly about that - slightly mischievous nicknames that stuck to people in the old days of high school. The Twitter post that inspired this post went viral, collecting 39.6k likes and told the story of the guy everybody called "pants", which inspired others to share their memories of high school nicknames. Consider upvoting the nicknames that you found funniest and leave a comment!
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There are four coopers at my school. They are all quite popular so when we say their names you gotta either say their last name or their first and last.
Not school but worked with someone who was called Pete but because we already had someone working at our place with the same first and last name, we called new Pete "Bob". Even his e-mail was down as "Bob". Years later, I ended up working with first Pete's son and told him the story. He told his dad who responded with "Well I was here first so I weren't changing my f***ing name"
My sister calls me Sea Pig. Jim Gaffigan did a stand-up special and made a joke about a manatee going on the Ricki Lake show and someone from the audience calls the Manatee a "sea pig" instead of a sea cow 😅 Manatees are her favorite animal and since I was thin, it was even funnier to her cuz she'd go to call me "piggy" or "pig" in public and people would just give us the weirdest looks, some even commenting that it wasn't nice of her to insult me like that 😆
I studied in a school where there were 3 classrooms per grade, each classroom with 40-45 girls. Only in mine there were 7 Alejandras, they were just addressed by complete last name or nickname based on it (i.e. Gutierrez becoming Guti)
There are 2 Braydens and 2 Landons at my school. Usually they are called with their first name and last name's initial
The very concept of high school nicknames is kind of odd and silly. People will pick up upon the most random thing and make it part of their daily interactions. Which isn't inherently bad, because a lot of the time, these nicknames will stick and make the repetitive nature of the routine and names less boring.
I had to double check. I thought it was Tom Baguette and just accepted it
Load More Replies...Had a mate Evan we called ‘Temptation’ because he wore 17 on our team! Still makes me laugh every time I hear that song! 🤣
And if you would grab him he could say 'Let me go' :-P
Load More Replies...i’m glad his name isn’t road kill edit: aww thanks everyone edit the2nd: GET THE CAMERAS IM FAMOUS
A classmate named Robby was jokingly called Nobby. The yearbook had his senior picture twice: one called Nobby, one called Robby.
Same but elementary school, and his mom accidently ran over his legs in the driveway with her minivan. He was in a wheelchair for a few years. No one called him that to his face tho
Your nickname is now Most Excellent Raven The Young. Or MERTY, for short
Load More Replies...My name is Elizabeth Jean, Elizabeth Jean Aquino-Neal. And that's my maiden name.
I like that you go by Bettie. My mum was named Elizabeth because there was no Elizabeth in our family, then when she was born, her uncle came home from England with his new wife Elizabeth. Mum prefers to be called Liz (or Lizzie as a teen) but her aunt is Auntie Liz so she get called Elizabeth at family reunions. Her aunt called her Lilly-bet as a child though because that was the Queen's nickname.
Load More Replies...My brother is an EJ. Mom named him after Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid ☺️ So he's Eryc Joseph (EJ - also, all of us have a Y in our names from a tradition on dad's side of the family)
I call my little sister EJ after her initials, even though it doesn't fit her at all. If looks could kill....
gene roddenberry (creator of star trek) has a son named rod. yes. rod roddenberry
Load More Replies...The randomness of these nicknames is, what I feel, makes them so entertaining. It seems as if one can take anything about a person, or what they've done and attach that to them as a way to address them.
This reminds me of when I was new to a school and didn't know anyone. I was nervous for my first class and then the teacher does attendance... My nickname for the last ten years has been Lanye (Like Kanye with an L) Northeast.
I want to see the faces of the upperclassmen that made fun of you and just see their shocked expression
"we'll name you something prestigious to shame you," he imagined.
I think a name for American high school Juniors and seniors (last two years of school).
Load More Replies...Had a friend named Vance.. We called him Vancypants.. "Stop calling me that!".. Never.. Lol
My friend and I called each other pants for the entirety of elementary school. There was no reason behind it.
We had a guy called Pants and a guy called Bucket. I can't for the life of me remember how Pants got that nickname, but Bucket was self-explanatory. He always wore a bucket hat. I know, we were so original.
One of the guys in football is called BP, or Big Paul, cause there were two Pauls and he was bigger, little Paul eventually left but Big Paul stayed, and the nickname stuck cause he is massive, so massive we had to bring his birth certificate to games to prove he wasn't an adult. Another one of my friends in football is called Cheddar, no particular reason, we just called him that. One of my friends calls me Leprechaun cause I'm short.
The first gift my BF ever bought me was a teddy bear holding a heart with chocolates in it, somehow I ended up nicknaming him cornbread...I have no idea why, but I'll ask him and update this. But eventually we started an inside joke about cornbread being his competition and becoming my side piece. I know that sounds ridiculous, but like I said, inside joke and we share the exact same sense of humor.
I had a friend that we all called Buns. We use to ditch school and go hang out in the woods all day. To get there we had to walk along some railroad tracks. Alongside one part of the tracks was a big bakery. Buns used to get a long stick go up to the bakery,open a window and stab the buns coming by on the conveyor belt and eat them.
All in all, I feel like this list is a prime example of great nicknames that give everyone, not excluding the person being addressed with it, a good laugh. What nickname did you have or found funny? Let us know in the comments below the article!
Okay- my friend is Miles, but one day In 4th grade he took his water bottle and sprayed it on the pavement to make his name. He made the e too long so it looked like a p. Long story short his name is now Milp.
We had an unpleasant chap at school called 'Nipple' because he was too small and insignificant to be a tit. Boys only school.
Cow Titty, Wong, Slacker, Weasel are my husband’s friends. Our pets have nicknames too. Luna (tic), Nugget the a-hole and Moshit (Mochi) all courtesy of him 🙄
Imagine walking by the gym and seeing a kid run around with his hands in his pockets
My grandpa broke his thumb tripping and falling with his thumb in his pocket(somehow). It was such a profound experience that he wrote a hilarious limerick about it and shared it with the family at our next gathering. Either take Gramps as a cautionary tale, or marvel at his level of self-deprecating humour.
Load More Replies...I worked with a nurse Kim Pockets, we had lots of Kim but she wore an apron with about 20 pockets.
Sibling nicknames are often ridiculous. I'm putting together a slideshow for my sister's 21st and am planning on going through all of them. Her name is Caitlin, so there were variations on that like, Cat, Kitty-Cait, Caitie etc but then there is Chicken (no idea why that started, but apparently after we began calling her that she convinced herself that she actually was a chicken) Crumby monster (because she still can't eat something without leaving crumbs everywhere) and Devil child (because she almost always has really big dilated pupils).
My daughter has my son in her phone as "Devil Spawn"! (They do love each other, though!)
Load More Replies...My sister Stacy has been Tater to me and our whole family for 30+ years. I couldn't say Stacy when she was born so it came out tatie
My brother has a couple depending on the time of day. Normally, it's a$$hole (self assigned, by him, because he is and all his friends think so, but in the way that he will Rick Roll you and feel absolutely no guilt about it at all and slowly walk away planning his next attack) and then, around mealtimes, he's Dusty, but in actuality, he should be called Pigasaurus (IYKYK)
My dad's nickname is uncle pickle because he let my cousin take a bite out of a hot pepper cuz the kid insisted it was a pickle.
I went to school with a kid called pickle. It was a family nickname that got brought to school with him. No one ever called him by his real name. Half of the kids probably didn't know what his name was. Just pickle.
Pickle is my daughter's nickname. She's 17 and we will call her that, or pick or picky. All some form of pickle.
Who would name a kid Bill Pickle?! What a set-up to be teased anytime someone hears that name.
They thought his name was Dill, as in Dill Pickle, not Bill Pickle.
Load More Replies...Had some once say to a friend: 'I'll throw you with a brick.' Guess what his name was from then on?
Ian Webling, that sounds like a very South African expression. What an Afrikaner who spoke bad English would say if translating from Afrikaans to English
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We had new kid show up at school named Ed. We already had an Ed in the class and we were talking about what we were going to call New Ed when New Ed told the teacher, in the front of the class, that he "would be grateful for some extra help with the assignment. " And thus Grateful Ed was named. We are in our late 40's now and he is still Grateful Ed.
Oh, c'mon! From "Ed The" to "E. T." is just a small step to man! Go ahead XD
We had one called ‘Ed The Tit’. It’s a British saying ‘making a tit out of yourself’ (although technically it was bestowed upon him!)
Hm in Denmark we raise our hand with only the index finger straight.
My sister broke her arm at school and was called Broken Arm after that. When I went to the school and I was called Broken Arm Jr and there was nothing wrong with my arm. Thank goodness we moved!!
Broke BOTH his elbows? Oh wow...I sure hoped his parents loved him because for 6 weeks, he couldn't even wipe his own a**...
Larry potter has given Gobby a stocking. Gobby is forever grateful to Larry
In high school I dated a guy named Tree. I was told his real name once but forgot it. He was very tall.
My son's best friend in high school was nicknamed Tree for much the same reason.
Load More Replies...I knew someone who played 'man in suit' in the musical but there was also a line about a 'big French git' so we used both name interchangeably until he left the school.
I had a coworker named Sequoia and I called her Tree the entire time we worked together lol
Ok ok I’m in drama club. Can someone give me a nickname like this??
somehow your username matches this comment perfectly lol. chaotic in a good way!
Load More Replies...This is hilarious but my brain is trying to figure out what he was writing that ended with the words “me at” 🤔
I don't get this one. Yes, I get that Bagels are Jewish food but what has the Jewish population to do with people calling this guy ""Bagel"? Don't non-Jews eat bagels? Would they have called him something else if there had been more Jewish people in the town? If so - why? I'm so confused why she added that.
When I was 19 a friend of mine had a little girl that was about 18 months old. She was trying to say my name. At first it came out as "Aww-ish". About a month later it came out "see-sha". (My real name is Alicia) I have been Auntie Cesha for 30 years now and I only use my actual name for legal purposes.
I took a Hunter's Ed class a few years ago for school and the guy misread my friend's name as "Henry" (Her name is Henley) and now that is the only way I refer to her.
I once wore a stripped shirt and everyone called me a*****e. Probably had nothing to do with the stripped shirt.
All I can think about is "Wheels and the Dude" from American Dad...at least I think it was "the Dude" lol
My sister has a friend who is known as Jeff at Rover Scouts. His name is Michael. There was some story why, but I've forgotten.
This wouldn't have worked in my area, because the prisoner uniforms are just tracksuits, which look a lot like our school uniforms, so we would all have to be called convicts :)
I think its some type of food- i just searched it up and its a cheeseburger with 2 patties, 2 pieces of bacon, 2 pieces of American cheese, onion rings, and some tangy bbq sauce.
Load More Replies...How did he get the nickname Carl's Jr? How does it relate to 2 burgers and getting sick??
The burgers are from a west coast fast food restaurant called Carl's Jr :)
Load More Replies...He ate two hamburgers called a double western at the Restaurant Carls Jr. (American fast food) hence the nickname.
Load More Replies...I was the only white kid on my high school basketball team (and my last name is Black 😁) so I was nicknamed TOKEN.
I'm gay and most of my male friends are straight. I get called "Token" a lot, too. Welcome to the Token Club.
Load More Replies...Knew a kid we all called 'Baby-Seat Brian' He was loaded one night and got caught breaking into a car, he stole the baby seat. And got caught by the cops, running down the street with a baby seat. Dude never lived that down
A classmate used to be called nacho because I made a typo of the first part of his surname. I am called Chimm because everybody felt like my name is too long and i agree
I desperately wanted a nickname when I was a kid, but the only one I ever got was "Twitchy", because I fidgeted a lot. I hated it because it was given to me by the bullies who would yell it at me as a taunt. (Turns out I have Aspergers and the fidgeting in question was stimming).
My HS buddies began calling each other by our father's names. Still do 50 years later Jeff - Hank Mike - Roy Kim - Ralph Tom - Iggy Jim - Murph etc
Guy at school was called Wayne because his surname was "Kerr" (it was years before I found out his real first name was Matt)
One kid at school was known as Jupiter because he had a big red spot....
I’m known mainly as just Gremlin throughout my friends the nickname started from “Emlin Gremlin” (my name is Emmalene) I am also called Em by every single one of my friends parents
I like the nickname Emmaline (my name's Emma) but my mum said I'm not allowed that, as I got the idea from a song my dad listened to called Emma Emmaline, where the girl commits suicide.
Load More Replies...Some friends and I got into a discussion about what our names were in Spanish. Mine was pronounced, "Hoo-deeth". So they started calling me that. Next it was shortened to, "Hoo-dee". Then it became, "Hoo-der". When they started calling me, "Hoo-ters", I put a stop to the whole thing.
I was the only white kid on my high school basketball team (and my last name is Black 😁) so I was nicknamed TOKEN.
I'm gay and most of my male friends are straight. I get called "Token" a lot, too. Welcome to the Token Club.
Load More Replies...Knew a kid we all called 'Baby-Seat Brian' He was loaded one night and got caught breaking into a car, he stole the baby seat. And got caught by the cops, running down the street with a baby seat. Dude never lived that down
A classmate used to be called nacho because I made a typo of the first part of his surname. I am called Chimm because everybody felt like my name is too long and i agree
I desperately wanted a nickname when I was a kid, but the only one I ever got was "Twitchy", because I fidgeted a lot. I hated it because it was given to me by the bullies who would yell it at me as a taunt. (Turns out I have Aspergers and the fidgeting in question was stimming).
My HS buddies began calling each other by our father's names. Still do 50 years later Jeff - Hank Mike - Roy Kim - Ralph Tom - Iggy Jim - Murph etc
Guy at school was called Wayne because his surname was "Kerr" (it was years before I found out his real first name was Matt)
One kid at school was known as Jupiter because he had a big red spot....
I’m known mainly as just Gremlin throughout my friends the nickname started from “Emlin Gremlin” (my name is Emmalene) I am also called Em by every single one of my friends parents
I like the nickname Emmaline (my name's Emma) but my mum said I'm not allowed that, as I got the idea from a song my dad listened to called Emma Emmaline, where the girl commits suicide.
Load More Replies...Some friends and I got into a discussion about what our names were in Spanish. Mine was pronounced, "Hoo-deeth". So they started calling me that. Next it was shortened to, "Hoo-dee". Then it became, "Hoo-der". When they started calling me, "Hoo-ters", I put a stop to the whole thing.
