Illustrator Shows The Secret Lives Of Cartoon Characters, And It Might Ruin Your Childhood

So THAT'S what's goin' on!

she may want to move her bangs tho

ELMO IS RED SKULL

when there is possibly a beautiful woman under all that hairiness.

Creepy! Like something out of HP Lovecraft.

just the right size

And Teela at the other end of the tub.

at least we found nemo

Oh come on! Couldn't he just use the force to get a Popsicle out of the freezer? I am highly amused though.

just what.

Oh, that must be his latest book "Curious George summons Satan."

This is actually a good point. How do all of those characters get so ripped, but you never see them exercise? It seems that Skeletor probably works out so that the ladies don't notice his bony face, but then you never see him at a dinner party...

I'd actually watch this

at least with Lucy gone he would be able to kick the football

Wait how does the sharpie even come off in the first place? Its permanent marker

It is R2's best feature.

is his head fake too?

since when did poo have cheeks instead of a round bottom with a tail

propeeeen

because he doesn't have a maid to do it for him.

always thought elmo was creepy...makes sense

Dirt has no chance against the powerful Lord of the Sith

This one makes me wish for a crossover with Guardians of the Galaxy.

oh piglet, pooh is not a good friend.

oh god, he's naked!

uhoh...

celestial juice - a great start to your day!

turns out that even your paycheck as minion of a dark lord still can't get you a maid

oohhhhh wow !!!!!!!!!

What even is that?

hello Shitty

i think he didn't understand the concept of a beard

Poor Edward looks like he was forced to do this

dear lord