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The internet’s a double-edged sword: information at your fingertips, but also scammers lurking around every corner. From phishing emails to identity theft on social media—it’s enough to make you paranoid.

Some people, however, choose to defend themselves against scams with humor. For the past few years, Bored Panda has been diving into the r/Scams subreddit and showing you hilariously embarrassing attempts to steal people’s money.

The subreddit’s community has more than doubled in size since we last covered it: there are 783K members now! To keep you sharp, we’ve gathered new posts from r/Scams along with tips from cybersecurity pros Chuck Brooks and Burton Kelso.

#1

Some Intense Scam, Be Aware!

Some Intense Scam, Be Aware!

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Boredest Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were admiring the pigeon pics. They’ve never see one before, since clearly they’ve never seen the outside.

Jack Burton
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pigeons fact at the end was the greatest ending possible 🤣🤣

Sue Denham
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! That guy now has access to the secret pigeon photos!

Dawn Chan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just be totally sarcastic...

stephanie gillies
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I only have 4 photos on my phone, and they’re all of pigeons”

Donna P Sisk
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this, and my husband also added “and you a..whole”.

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Scams are hitting wallets hard these days. The Federal Trade Commission reports that Americans lost a staggering $10 billion just last year.

According to Chuck Brooks, President of Brooks Consulting International and Cybersecurity Person of the Year, modern technology has made it easier to fall victim. For example, AI can now create video and voice recordings that impersonate loved ones in distress to trick you into sending money.

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    #2

    Found In Tumblr

    Found In Tumblr

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    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the scammer actually listened and said good morning.. lol

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just because you're a scammer doesn't mean you can't be polite

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    Boredest Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Great you can proceed with you’re scam” “You’re an idiot for pointing out my scam!!!”

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in county jail, a woman there with me called her family several times a day, begging for money. She never talked to them, asked how they were, nothing. Just give her money. The other women and I were talking one day that if you're going to beg someone for money, you could at least say hello first. After that, whenever she'd call, she'd say hello, then start begging.

    kelsischloe1986
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He very well could be a bastard. But a fool he is not! That's for sure. :)

    Phonax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son of a whore and Scotsman…

    Cappuccino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He turned on 14th century English halfway through that insult

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    With 117k followers on Linkedin, Brooks shares insights on cybersecurity, emerging technologies, business development, and government relations. He notes that fraudsters pretending to be someone else is one of the most common scams.

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    This technique is known as spoofing. It’s usually done through phishing emails or text messages that look like they came from a trusted source, like a friend, a bank, or your workplace.

    #3

    Friend Sent Me This And I Got A Kick Out Of It. Thought Y’all Would Enjoy Too

    Friend Sent Me This And I Got A Kick Out Of It. Thought Y’all Would Enjoy Too

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    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have sent a picture of all my nude colored nail polishes. Then asked him which one he wants to borrow on his next date night.

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Never thought of the universe like that.

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that's quite poetic. But bless, sounds like they might need a hug...

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say, this is beautiful.

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    #4

    I’m Still Getting Those Random Messages. How Do You Deal With Yours?

    I’m Still Getting Those Random Messages. How Do You Deal With Yours?

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    Kel_how
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about non-business work?

    BossyHossy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rent-a-robber(y)

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time was a disaster. Christopher is missing his bellybutton so badly, and the dog can't hear from his left ear.

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have learnt from previous mistakes....

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    In the past, it was easy to spot spoofs because they often had misspelled words, bad images, and claims that didn’t make sense. Now, scammers can convincingly fake entire webpages, caller IDs, and even IP addresses.

    #5

    I Love Messing With Scammers. The Phone # Is A Spam Number That I Pulled From My Contacts

    I Love Messing With Scammers. The Phone # Is A Spam Number That I Pulled From My Contacts

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    Michael Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANY response at all makes this a verified working phone number and will be sold to scammers. Don't respond at all. Mark it as spam and delete it.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coworker of mine just bought a new car and had to call about the one she just sold to try to cancel the warranty on it. I was like... are you making a call to someone about your car's extended warranty right now? You are a scammers wet dream!

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trick the scammers into talking to each other like chatbots

    Hannah McCoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should’ve used (248) 434-5508, the national rickroll number lol but still good idea

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    #6

    Apple Pay Scammer Gets Pissed

    Apple Pay Scammer Gets Pissed

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    Debra Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cotton balls, individually wrapped in aluminum foil.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff, I'm not done yet. I haven't even told you about Debra down the street

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff, you fool! If you'd hung on in there he probably would have spilled the beans on what's *really* been happening between Billy-Bob and the local librarian.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like messing with them too! I've been a mortuary, a doctor's office with bad news, grammar police (rewriting every statement to make it better), overly zealous religious person, etc. I believe my best was when I told one person that cell phones were the devil's work and I knew that because only demons use them and I was a demon in training.

    Seadog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting a response something like "why are you texting when you're sitting right in front of me?"

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    Technology expert and TEDx speaker Burton Kelso also advises to be cautious of suspicious ads, as they can lead to fake versions of company websites. To stay safe, check official websites independently.

    #7

    Bait Not Taken

    Bait Not Taken

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    Boredest Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s it?! Your/my/our cat deserves better (edited to fix spelling)

    Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them is a scammer while the other one is a "cat"fisher

    badmotorfinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat looks like it doesn't know whether to eat the lobster or kick its a*s.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never use Bouche or Audi to deflect a scammer, although they would throw me to the wolves.

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    #8

    :)

    :)

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    BossyHossy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have a sightly different name: Abbs O'lute Lynott

    I didn't do that...
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell did I read that name in an intense British accent????

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I laughed at this one. It's currently at #10, but should be higher. Or I've had too much beer.

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bank is the one he zeros in on as "not correct" ?

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy replying to any scam texts with: "FAAAAAAQ!" cuz it ends with that.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my phone number is 1-800-DEZ-NUTS

    Linda Robinett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously did not speak English as a first language

    michele zito
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG it is 12:48 am and I am laughing so hard and loud my next door neighbor (appt) called me to find out if all was okay.

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not the brightest scammer if he got taken as far as he did.... Bless him, he'll learn....

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    #9

    F*****g With Scammers Is Fun

    F*****g With Scammers Is Fun

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    Rick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do something very similar to this. I am either an d**g dealer, a gang leader, an escaped convict or a gun smuggler.

    Reset Game
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣. I did the same thing when this happened to me. I kept it going until I got bored

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke signals are the way forward, much quicker, carrier pigeons could drop the message, at least that's the way I conduct business....

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    Even if you are tech-savvy, that doesn’t mean you’re necessarily immune to scams. For instance, younger generations who heavily rely on the internet are particularly vulnerable. According to a survey by Deloitte, American Gen Zs are 3 times more likely to fall for online fraud than boomers.

    #10

    Kevin

    Kevin

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    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ein Kevin aber auch....😌

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ellie may be within six degrees of finding him, though.

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would upvote this more than once if I could.

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    Icedragocat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a conversation similar to this not to long ago. Wasnt as amusing as this tho. Me: Thats suspicious Scamer: Dont worry 😊

    Lauren Reuderink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE I CAB READ F*****G READ THE DATE IT'S DUTCH IM DYING

    Lauren Reuderink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE THIS IS A DUTCH PHONE AND I CAN F*****G READ IT IM DYING

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    #11

    I Was Surprised To Get A Message From A High School Friend's Father

    I Was Surprised To Get A Message From A High School Friend's Father

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    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These poor people who come back from the dead and can't reclaim their stuff.. I feel for them..

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted you to delete his insta account

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remind me a bad joke "but you're dead !?!" - "yes. but i fell better now"

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently even death doesn't relive you of social media addiction.

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught this scam too late. I gave the scammer my number but nothing else. So far hasnt yeild anything bad. Just annoying.

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could honestly say this to any 'fake friend' scammer, they would have no idea if it's true. They will have no explanation if you insist that whoever they are pretending to be is dead.

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    #12

    I Just Caught This In The Wild

    I Just Caught This In The Wild

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    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I do love to! Like - you need help spelling, have you ever heard of syntax, no legit message would have a time like that, have you found (insert religious or political party + link to website), and of course I have asked many a thoughtful question too, "I live in a box, how did you find me?!" "I'm so relieved that you finally found his ashes, where ever do you find them?"

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    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get emails like this from FedEx and UPS all the time.

    So while it may be entertaining to read these posts because some scammers are not the brightest, you need to be careful. The most effective way to protect yourself is simply to avoid interacting with them altogether.

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    #13

    It’s Not A Story The Scammers Would Tell You…

    It’s Not A Story The Scammers Would Tell You…

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    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much to learn this scammer has

    Poison Ivy/Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Darth Plagueis the Wise. They really need to do a movie about him and his apprentice

    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one made me laugh the most

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic. He could save others from scams - but not himself

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have, legitimately, heard of and worked with Forex Trade before. They ship to the Philippines and I have worked for an organization that shipped there for many years. I really, really wanna know how they use a scam that works with Forex honestly.

    HumanLePerson (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I won't be able to finish this post. I'm going to Kindle to see if they have this book yet.

    Debra Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to continue reading lol

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    #14

    How My Buddy Deals With Scams

    How My Buddy Deals With Scams

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    Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, what should we name our child?" "Well since we are super horny, let's call her Sexy Girl!"

    araT sdrawkcaB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents missed that opportunity. what a shame.

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    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna scam, don't make the url look like a keyboard smash

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing dodgy-looking about that web link at all...

    #15

    Kindly Hit Her With That Uno Reverse Card

    Kindly Hit Her With That Uno Reverse Card

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    Bonesko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *angrily converts gift cards to bit coin*😡

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    Bob H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Kindly' is a dead giveaway that you're dealing with a nigerian scammer

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone explain what the scammer is getting out of this.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where am I from? I live at the other end of this phone line. You, know that phone I'm hanging up right now."

    Brooks and Kelso recommend using multi-factor authentication on your devices to prevent scammers from getting your private information in the first place.

    “This raises the bar toward stealing your passwords by requiring two or three steps to access data,” says Brooks. “You can use biometrics such as facial recognition, an eye scan, or a thumbprint to add an additional level of security”.

    #16

    The Person Who Definitely Wasn't Talking With A Bot

    The Person Who Definitely Wasn't Talking With A Bot

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    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess I m a bot. I never send live pic and video.. lol

    Elena Leibowitz
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this is definitely not a bot XD

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bot ... Bot ... Goose!! I mean bot!!!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ELIZA from the 60s did a better job of trying to pretend to be a real person

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    #17

    I Used To Live In Los Angeles. I've Never Owned A House. I Get These Texts All The Time

    I Used To Live In Los Angeles. I've Never Owned A House. I Get These Texts All The Time

    I have no idea how this scam even works or what the end game is. But I've started replying in ways that make me giggle

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had my old phone number I got these about 3x a month.

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get them too. Always for some woman named Anna, who has never had my number. In fact, I am the only one who has ever had my cell phone number. Bought my first cell phone in 1994 and have had the number ever since. The one time I tried to tell the sender that they had the wrong number, they called me a b***h and other truthful names. Now I just report spam and block the numbers.

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get these calls and I tell them that yes, it is for sale. 2.5 million was the last appraisal and we won't take a penny less. Right after this, they hang up.

    CheshirePhrogg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get them for properties I don't own and offer to sell them for $100,000 per square inch. The owners have promised me 20% if I can actually sell the house at that price

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    Rick
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get these I tell them I already sold it to the guy that called yesterday.

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the scam here? What are they trying to do?

    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always assumed they're legit-ish house flippers who are trying to find properties that aren't on the market yet where they could skip the usual 6% commissions to the Realtors. Maybe there's a deeper scam going on, but surely the response rate can't be high.

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    Seadog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had someone contact me about a property I do own. They couldn't understand why I wouldn't take $80k for a home tax assessed at $78500 (assessed before reno began) for a home I was renovating and already had $300K invested in it. Scammer or just plain stupid?

    KimTx ‍️
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they looking for Jose? They've been wanting his property for years!

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dish soap and cold water in a spray bottle works well, but you should always blot, never scrub.

    Mark Fergel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reply back like this to all of them as well. Never get a response. I think the system basically says if there is a response, move them to a queue for a live follow up call.

    linda harbin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago (when we got scammer phone calls on the residence line), my son loved to mess with them. Got a call during dinner asking if we needed our carpets cleaned. While sitting at the table he put his hand around the phone and whispered loud enough for us all to hear “can you get blood out of carpet and drapes? I mean a LOT of blood here”. Then, CLICK.

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    #18

    A Pleasant Conversation I Had With A Whatsapp Scammer Today

    A Pleasant Conversation I Had With A Whatsapp Scammer Today

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    Peter Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Identity theft is not a joke!

    rorschach-penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ, I'm going to do this next time I hear from a "girl" with a "wrong number". I get bored and it would be nice to f**k with someone.

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe these are long cons? I need answers before my husband leaves me for a bot who is insulted because he didn't show up for dinner...

    《¤Pookie¤》
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KEVIN MALONE! I'm literally watching the office rn on Comedy Central

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I got divorced I tried a dating site, came across someone not far away, found her on Facebook, dropped her a message, she replied, we chatted back and forth a little and she finally said "you know I'm married, right?" I told her about her profile on (dating site). Someone used her picture from FB and opened a profile in her real name and everything. She thanked me and we stayed FB friends until I stopped FBing.

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    Hackers are also really good at figuring out passwords by themselves. On social media, they can find people’s birthdays, places where they lived, and phrases they like to use. Don’t use that information to create your passwords and change them regularly.

    #19

    Scammer Was Asking Me To "Invest $300". Had To Do It To 'Em

    Scammer Was Asking Me To "Invest $300". Had To Do It To 'Em

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    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same here, i need to use this irl XD i get wayyyy too many scam messages pfft

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    R Lenz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got me laughing hysterically!!

    #20

    If Messing With Scammers Is Wrong I Don’t Want To Be Right

    If Messing With Scammers Is Wrong I Don’t Want To Be Right

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    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard this in my head to the tund of Santa Clause is Coming to Town.

    #21

    I Have Suddenly Been Receiving Lots Of Fake Check Scams, Probably Because I Respond To All Of Them. This One Is Gold🤣

    I Have Suddenly Been Receiving Lots Of Fake Check Scams, Probably Because I Respond To All Of Them. This One Is Gold🤣

    RyeSicle Report

    HumanLePerson (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the house is in the "up your bum around the corner" Neighborhood

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Ok you win I'm at 660 North St. the back door is open, come quick and bring the lube.

    Moreover, Kelso suggests being mindful of where you share your phone number and email address. If you give them out too freely, untrustworthy companies might sell your data. This could leave you with dangerous spam emails and unwanted calls.

    #22

    Omg They Sent It Again

    Omg They Sent It Again

    why_seal_why Report

    Friedrich Hochdorff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    „you microwave meal“ 😂 Have to remember that!

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands down one of the best insults I've ever heard - so I'm stealing it....

    BenjiExists
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You f*****g microwave meal! 😡😡😡😡❌❌❌❌🗡️🗡️🗡️” Kinda vibes fr

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I just ignore this type of stuff.

    Arian Arian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A regular scam in my area - a call from "bank security". So sorry, but there was a breach of security and $5000 was sent from you account to such and such person. In order to stop it and get your money back, please provide full identification info. My usual answer: Don't worry, he is my best friend, he really needs money now, so it was a legit transaction. Long pause, then disconnect on the other side ))

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this one. I need to be more creative next time with it.

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    #23

    The Person Who Was Kind Enough To Connect A Scammer With Some Other Scammers

    The Person Who Was Kind Enough To Connect A Scammer With Some Other Scammers

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this idea but I don't see how you would get this response from the scammer. How would the scammer know which of their presumably many marks set up the puppy ploy?

    Sea Squirrel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's explained above the screen shots. He/she replied to the scammer 'Hope the puppies are well'.

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    B Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears that most of the scammers that contact me use someone else's number, not their own number. If I tried something like this, probably some poor sod would be wondering why the heck they are getting all these calls. I do not recommend this unless you are certain that the number belongs to the scammer.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem there is, the scammers are masking their number with an innocent persons number. So you're not affecting the scammer at all and causing trouble for an innocent person that had nothing to do with the initial contact.

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    #24

    Scammers Really Dislike It When You Force Them To Venture Off Script

    Scammers Really Dislike It When You Force Them To Venture Off Script

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Diana Prince I hope. You would not like to make her upset

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    Remember that scammers rely on psychological manipulation to take advantage of you. “They use fear-based tactics to get us into our primitive brain, which is always on alert,” Alex Melkumian, founder of the Financial Psychology Center, said for Time Magazine. “[This] really just hijacks our ability to rationally think through the situation.”

    #25

    The Person Who Deployed Eighth-Grade Humor To Great Effectiveness

    The Person Who Deployed Eighth-Grade Humor To Great Effectiveness

    anon Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deputy Ligma Balls 😂😂😂

    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not even 8th grade humour but its good lmao

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audi ligs his all the time. Too bad for him there's nothing there now but fur.

    #26

    I Don't Know If This Is A Money Thing Or A Serial Killing Attempt, But It Gave Me A Good Laugh Today

    I Don't Know If This Is A Money Thing Or A Serial Killing Attempt, But It Gave Me A Good Laugh Today

    OuterSpaceCandy Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one could as well be someone who gave a fake phone number to a creep to make them go away

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scammer is Ryann, but they talked at Ryann's farewell party. So OP talks about themselves in the third person?

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my sister's name, it's not misspelled!

    #27

    Most Common Lost Pet Scam (Verification Codes)

    Most Common Lost Pet Scam (Verification Codes)

    Ultimate_CatLover Report

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me and I was also at work when the scammer was asking for this code and I had not heard of such a scam before so it was very frustrating as I tried to answer texts while working. It was really heartbreaking, we never did find out cat. DON'T ever post a phone # in Craigslist

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry this happened to you, especially at such a horrible time. 😔 People can really be the worst creatures on this planet.

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    Jen Mart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I don't get this either. the scammer is sending YOU the verification numbers???? Don't they want it from you? So confused Sorry Probably scammer bait here lol

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you need to watch out for this one. The (typically) 6 digit verification number grants access to your phone and everything on it, unless you have MFA enabled. Scammer sends you the verification code, you enter it to prove you’re a real person but what you actually did was confirm their hidden request to access your device.

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    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the spammer should know the number is real based off the cursing lol

    At the end of the day, Kelso says to “trust your gut.” Delete messages that make you feel uneasy and don’t make quick decisions. “If people really want to contact you, they will reach out [until they do].”

    #28

    Very Bold

    Very Bold

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine scamming on fúcking Reddit

    Dianellian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s the occasional scammer on Bored Panda. Luckily they quickly get voted down.

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    Random Jackass
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To answer the questions in order: A Remington typewriter strapped to a "The Lost World: Jurassic Park" Tomagatchi/ Mordor/ 536 C.E.

    #30

    They Didn’t Even Try

    They Didn’t Even Try

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    AlaVerge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to make friends with the group chat of my fellow scam-victims and they thought I was a scammer too. Rude.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried getting a home reno loan a few years back and the actual BOfA employee that called me back could barely speak English. Is BOfA that stupid to think people are going to give out personal info to someone who clearly isn't an American? At that point it wouldn't have mattered if the CEO and COB of BOfA showed up in person with an interest free loan, I wouldn't do business of any kind with BOfA...EVER.

    《¤Pookie¤》
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this about a month ago. It was a group chat- THEY PUT ME, MY BEST FRIEND AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PPL! MY BEST FRIEND! Stupid dumb@55

    #31

    The Person Who Made Sure The Scammer Was Well Fed

    The Person Who Made Sure The Scammer Was Well Fed

    anonymous Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't want your money. Just give me back my life."

    Funhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, well done, you! 👏 👏 Now the scammer has more information about you because of the metadata of the picture that you sent, including: your exact location and the unique ID number of your device. WTG!

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that still true even if you are stealing a picture from Google Images?

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    #32

    The Person Who Found A Scammer Willing To Go To The End Of Middle-Earth To Scam Them

    The Person Who Found A Scammer Willing To Go To The End Of Middle-Earth To Scam Them

    anonymous Report

    WickedLibra70
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a similar text the other day.

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my real close friends call me Tar-Mairon :)

    Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the scammer just was done but still had to be nice about it and keep the act up.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that c**p all the time. I just add them to my growing list of blocked numbers.

    #33

    Had To Be Reminded

    Had To Be Reminded

    Vi11agio-Xbox Report

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Update your *informations* below. I worry AI is going to help them improve their grammar and syntax, and they will just keep getting harder to spot.

    Dave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key is not to be reliant on them doing silly things like misspelling the name of the company they are pretending to be. If you're wondering if that was your bank texting you, use the app, not a supplied link. Assume every text is a scam and every public place has cameras. This is our world now.

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    Mermeow Overlord (they/she)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NeĪflix? There are way to many streaming services these days.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people fall for links everyday no matter how many times you tell them legitimate businesses don't use links.

    Mary Ballard-Johansson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get these as emails all the time. I cancelled Netflix during the writer's strike. 🤣

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has an iPhone and gets Netflix scams all the time. I never got one. Nothing to worry; we don't have NF.

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    #34

    This Sub Has Made Me Aware Of Literally Every Scam Before It Happens

    This Sub Has Made Me Aware Of Literally Every Scam Before It Happens

    Right-Shelter Report

    doggio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You give them the code and they take over your account. You'll never even know it happened. Then they scam others through your legit account, except they will use a different phone number.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this work exactly? I always thought recovery codes are only sent to your personal mail or phone.

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    shankShaw deReemer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the scammer is texting the person's number but then asks for it? Really? Scammers are so stupid. I recently went off on one about hemorrhoids.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooo - I will add that to my list! You should try telling them all about yeast infections next time 😝

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    Lizz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, in our case they ask if it's possible to send an advance and have ups - or another courier service - pick up the item. I've once been proposed to send baby chicks this way. I usually threaten to report them to facebook and then they check out.

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    #35

    Scammers Gonna Scam

    Scammers Gonna Scam

    reddit.com Report

    #36

    I Hate When Scammers Don't Do The Smallest Bit Of Research Ahead Of Time

    I Hate When Scammers Don't Do The Smallest Bit Of Research Ahead Of Time

    Notcodysomeoneelse Report

    #37

    I Finally Received One Of These! I Feel Like A Full Member Of Society Now

    I Finally Received One Of These! I Feel Like A Full Member Of Society Now

    reddit.com Report

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might have been a legit wrong number.. lol

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's a scam. Who loses a stranger's business card but *thinks* they might actually remember the number that was on it, so they take a shot and send a text? We don't even remember the numbers of people who *are* important to us.

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    #38

    Got This Yesterday. I Just Want To Rehome Some Guinea Pigs, Not Looking For This Nonsense

    Got This Yesterday. I Just Want To Rehome Some Guinea Pigs, Not Looking For This Nonsense

    smokealarmsnick Report

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, this is like the 5th or 6th entry about sending a 6 digit code to verify if you're real. I don't understand this one. Can someone clue me in on this scam?

    Rhonda Sands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've called up *your* account & clicked on "don't remember password" which triggers a text to YOUR phone. If you give it out, you're screwed, your account is gone. They'll change the contact info to theirs & use your standing to scam others. I had my ebay account hijacked years ago, way b4 the infamous 6-digit code) I had a 100% rating with 300+ transactions, they stole my credibility & used it to steal other ppls listings, changing phone #'s & offering "pay-up-front-for-a-great-deal" on things like Jetski's in the $2500 range. If they get caught out they change the numbers back & they're gone. I didn't find out this was going on until another ebay-er saw *his* ad for a dirt bike listed on *my* account & reported it. (Scammers had missed 1 edit where they left his original phone # & somebody called him.) Maybe TMI. I'm still pissed, 22 years later 🤨

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    #39

    These Scammers Man

    These Scammers Man

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's OK then, if Sabrina recommended you.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds SO much better than my current system. It usually takes me all afternoon to make $24,000 off an $800 investment.

    #40

    My Name Is Not Adora

    My Name Is Not Adora

    PurpleSky062428 Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight and to the point. Like a screwdriver!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ships should be hard. You never know when an orca is going to attack.

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG ive never seen anyone else with my niece's name before.

    TheGayUmbrella
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry Adora as in She-Ra?

    #41

    I’m Sooo Tired Of This S**t

    I’m Sooo Tired Of This S**t

    aspecial_nobody Report

    Momma Jess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was selling my car and someone tried the "six digit code thing" and my response was "I'm not downloading anything or clicking on links, as someone that works in IT I'd be straight up stupid to do so"

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the people not getting it, this is a way to hijack accounts using social engineering. Specifically, when a scammer see a public ad with a phone (FB, etc), they try to find any account on a service that might be tied to that phone (Google, Whatsapp etc) and request a phone change - to their phone. The service sends a 6 digit code, and then (and only then) they try this c**p on the messaging service of the ad. If the person falls for this, the scammer hijacks that account, and use it for whatever fraudulent reason they have.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this 6-digit thing. Can someone please explain this to me?

    #42

    If You Weren’t 100% Convinced These People Aren’t Pieces Of S**t

    If You Weren’t 100% Convinced These People Aren’t Pieces Of S**t

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    🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they cared about helping people they wouldn’t be scamming. No surprise there.

    #43

    Update, My Friend Did In Fact Get A Text. Details Inside

    Update, My Friend Did In Fact Get A Text. Details Inside

    Lokael Report

    #44

    Thanks To This Sub I Knew Exactly What This Was. Wrong Number Scam

    Thanks To This Sub I Knew Exactly What This Was. Wrong Number Scam

    gandhimahatma1 Report

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    #45

    Scammers Failing Hard

    Scammers Failing Hard

    CashSZN808 Report

    BenjiExists
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah because he said “ayo” and it’s pretty informal, this one could not be a scam

    Sweet Taurus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one could potentially be true. I had the same issue when I switched phones and couldn't remember passwords and it kept sending a code to my old phone number. I never text them to ask though lol.