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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Thai Ya Long
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Diana R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or every morning you get out of bed to step in cold dog poop

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would like to share a story - 1976 - hot as hell - everything was drying up and cracking up. Including the manure heap by my house. Us kids were challenging each other to climb up it. Probably guess what happened - was about 8 ft high at the point where it gave way. Up to my kneck in 6 months of cowshit -- give me a dog or cat any day

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Diana R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my! No glamour in being king of that hill. Did your friends razz you about it all through school?

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EM
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have discovered that my superpower is being able to tolerate wet socks. It does not feel bad for me.

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Tammy Chapman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why my dog is house trained (For when I'm home), and paper trained (Just in case I'm not there). She has NEVER gone on the floor or the carpet.

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Rani Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went to a guys house, had 2 dogs not house broken. Stepping in p**s and s**t all the time. Ew

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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NoYFB
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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TwiceRice23
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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TheFoxGuy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Wings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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