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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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Master Markus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Indeed! I've definitely gotten "uncomfortably close to a**s" but not "accidental fingering".

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SnowyLynx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two things: one, that always sucks to have cheap toilet paper. And two, if you wipe that hard you should tone it down

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Along with handkerchiefs that tear on every sneeze and wipe.

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Larry XK
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently some of us doesn't even know how to wipe their asses. How do they even manage to live?

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why I made the mistake to check what "blumpkin" was... Now I understand better the comment.... (don't google that, it's just so gross, it's actually the fact to give a bj to a man who is sitting on a toilet doing what you do on a toilet... People are seriously gross)

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A Dyke From The Dreamworld
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the closest to sex I'll ever get. Haha, loneliness!......... somebody please save me from this infinite loop of solitude

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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TheFoxGuy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Wings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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