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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Adam Larsson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... And then you try to wash it of, and the label parts at all GONE.. .. BUT NOT THE GLUE!

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Bunzilla
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've found that going VERY SLOWLY helps prevent the sticker from ripping. But it's not foolproof... The people who decide using these types of stickers is fine deserve to spend an eternity peeling them off.

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Tammy Chapman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mom swears by using a razor blade, followed by fingernail polish (100% acetone). I prefer WD-40 or Petroleum jelly. (Whichever one I happen to have on hand).

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Sheila Weila
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could have a husband like mine who leaves stickers on EVERYTHING! X-D

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cooking oil will remove most labels that don't come off with water. If not cooking oil then anything with petroleum in it - wd 40, paint thinner, whatever. Just be sure it won't ruin whatever the sticker is on.

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Lynn Noyes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weirdly, peanut butter is one of the best solutions. I leave it on for a couple of days and the oil general gets the sticky off, or at least makes it soft enough to scrub off.

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Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought a chromebook with HELLA stickers on the case. This huge was was really picky and made me scrub with the Goo-B-Gone

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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TwiceRice23
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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TheFoxGuy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Wings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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