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What Happens When Roomba Runs Over Dog Poo In The Middle Of The Night
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What Happens When Roomba Runs Over Dog Poo In The Middle Of The Night

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Jesse Newton woke up in the middle of the night after his four-year-old son had crawled into bed smelling distinctively like dog poop. The smell was so horrifying, the man jumped out of the bed, only to discover that their Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner had run over their doggie’s pile, and now covered the entire house with the deuce – think rugs, floor, furniture and kid’s toys. All of this horror happened while the whole family was soundly asleep…

Newton, who described the event as a ‘pooptastrophe’ was so shocked that it took him a year to start speaking about the Roomba dog poop incident. “It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror.”

“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop… Because if that happens, the skid marks will be all over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.”

However, Newton was quick to defend his dog Evie, not blaming her for the whole dog poop Roomba ordeal: “This is the only time she’s done this, so it’s probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night.” Fair enough.

More info: Facebook (h/t: ladbible)

Jesse Newton woke up at night after his four-year-old son had crawled into bed smelling like dog shit

Image credits: Jesse Newton

The man discovered their Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner had ran over their dog’s poop…

Image credits: Jesse Newton

And now covered the entire house with the doggie’s turd – think rugs, floor, furniture and kid’s toys

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Image credits: Jesse Newton

“It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror”

Image credits: Jesse Newton

“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop…”

Image credits: Kelly McQueen Newton

Looks like this dad was not the only one to have the same problem with dog poo and robot vacuum cleaners!

Image credits: jacksonkeirmclean

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Jeff Tan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy literally documented the exact route of the Poopmba, like a detective at a crime scene...

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cool sun
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took him a year to talk about this because he was busy cleaning the poop from his house😂

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SusanS
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who looked at the track of the poop and realized the roomba doesn't really clean all the areas of the floor?

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Jeff Tan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy literally documented the exact route of the Poopmba, like a detective at a crime scene...

coolsun avatar
cool sun
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took him a year to talk about this because he was busy cleaning the poop from his house😂

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SusanS
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who looked at the track of the poop and realized the roomba doesn't really clean all the areas of the floor?

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