This is terrifying at 4:24 am! Goodbye sleep

Every. Damned. Morning.

"Kangaroo Kicks, B***h!!" LMAO that is so true

True. Everything's a cat bed except the cat bed.

Water from a pan that's been soaking in the sink for a few hours is also a gourmet drink.

I promised myself to call my cats by name only, to make them answer to it.. Two weeks I lasted and gave up to Kittyieh, Fluffy, Muzzlezies, Foofoos and other type of absolutely rubbish sweetness xD

false. A cat will never admit a mistake

when i was 16 my cat brought one of the rabbits from my neighbour. i was mortified but quickly climbed over the fence, cleaned the dead rabbit from dirt and put it back in the enclosure. a few days later the neighbour told my mum how the craziest Thing happened..... one of the rabbits died of old age and she burried it..and a day later it was laying in the enclosure, completly cleaned. she now believes that she had some Kind of Jesus-rabbit.

We rescued a 7-month-old kitty from my friend's farm and took him directly to the vet to make sure no diseases that he could give to our other cats. If anyone remembers the cartoon of the Tasmanian Devil nailed into a crate, that was the precise experience!! I have never seen a cat carrier bounce like it had a rabid honey badger on meth in it!!! I was pretty sure the leather and canvas carrier was close to shredded, so we ran into the vet's and threw him at a staff so they could deal with him!!! Sweetest baby in the world, otherwise, and I'm glad we took him home :)

Always check where the cat (or another pet) is right after coming in and be aware where they are when walking around. I learned that the hard way.

My cat has a cat flap with her own key, so she goes partying every night. Sometimes the disco is under my bedroom window... oh well. Love her.

OBEY got me going :D

There is a reason why we do not move the fridge.

I love that kind of nail trimmer, it's the only thing I can use on my guinea pigs and dog!

cat does this all the time, close the door and she crawls under the door...... from when he was a kitten till now, and has taught the other cats to do the same thing. there has never been privacy in my house, they even do it to my room door.

Hahahaha! Yet again...

I would love a shower friend as long as they didn't claw me or anything.

Mine does this too, or if I sleep on a side she sits on the curve of my waist and I wake up barely breathing and in pain because the "princess" considers me the most comfortable throne.

does the flower one remind anyone of flowey or is it just me

Nope.

cats need to be able to hunt their prey. this only makes them frustrated.

Ahhh, the collar of shame...

My cat never destroyed anything valuable, never. She' s not scratching , not throwing anything down... maybe she's a saint???

Oh thank God! I was freaking out my cat was the onyl one acting this way. He yells at me every single day, doesnt matter its 0 celsius outside. HE WANTS OUT. And I feel so miserable being scolded by him all the time xD

Mwahahahahaaaa!!!!

yup.... another favorite place to sleep....

And now the box isn't happy anymore...

Mine disappear at the slightest possibility of something new happening

Yes. Mine always has dry food in her bowl but always insists that I pet her or at least stand next to her while she eats, including every night sometimes at about 3am, and about 10 minutes later when I'm back in bed she wants me to let her out :/ (and later my aunt lets her back in and she climbs on my chest ... there are almost no entirely peaceful - or lonely - nights for me). And yes, she sometimes simply walks away from the food after asking for me to come, even if I give her fresh food and give in and pet her waiting for her to eat. She just sniffs the food and enjoys the pets and then walks away. She also doesn't like to be pet when eating wet food or anything else than dry food but still wants me to stand next to her. And sometimes after she asks for it and I give her fresh wet food she also just sniffs it and walks away, only not as often as with dry food. She's complicated and picky but I love her.

She didn't sniff it and try to drink it first?

When you start to feel sorry for a spider.

I love this. Thank you for the dedication. I immediately thought of Garfield even before reading the last panel.

Cat cussin'....

It took my cat three years to get used to the cat tree I got her. Now she loves it. There could be hope.

The ‘72 Pinto XD

Good for the cat, she knows her limitations

Always just out of comfortable reach!

Mine prefers paper towels that fight back.

omgoood it's so good the ambulance may as well park in front of their house

I get spite hairballs for things I did a couple of years ago, or six months ago, or however long ago. Cats have long memories when it comes to imaginary offenses.

FENG YOUR SHUI!...lol

This one reminds me of a short news I saw on TV not so long ago. There was a fire at someone's home. The cause? Turns out, while home alone, the cat managed to turn on the microwave and set the place on fire.

yep, they will judge you on everything you do

Run dust particle, run!

(laughing out loud) The Drapes of Wrath...