50 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Human Experience

Same

I need more money and therapy

Please see my comment earlier about being too honest. Uhg.

Yes!!! listen phone etiquette is different these days. Don't leave me a voicemail unless you're a bot. I'll just assume your bot anyway. Text me. And if you want to call text to ask when is good. I literally get a pit in my stomach seeing a call. I immediately think someone died.

Self destruction can be fun to make fun of. I laugh at myself alot.

Childhood memories of me and my siblings laying down in bed when it rained hard, mostly the monsoon season back in the country, just laying there hearing the rain dropping on the roof, feeling that comfort, falling asleep, waking up and falling asleep again, happy times-happy memories

when you need sleep but the sleep dont need you 😘✌🏻 edit: why was i downvoted 😭

This is me. Can't shut me up sometimes, but out of nowhere I could disappear for months on end and just be back like nothing happened.

I can't flirt either, I interrogate men to check compatibility

Oh yes! And also when you wake up and think it must be nearly time to get up but, no, you've still got a couple of hours to snooze.

that one person who you feel safe with >>

My family has a delusional view of me, so I do what I can to avoid them.

My anxiety won't let me argue via text for fear of a massive miscommunication.

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that's for you to answer, Doc

Leaving home ruins my whole day

Or, I just want to eat my lunch in peace

I'll straight up ask. I've gone on several 1st-2nd dates and it sort of ended there. I'll attempt to ask what, if anything, turned them off. Red flags, etc. Honesty is a common complaint, I don't get it.

Some intros just don’t help the song.

Welcome to the club

"I am what I am."

People who show me new podcasts are important. People who show me to books are important.

Im 14 and this is deep

Missed a spot!

I sleep a lot because I’m really good at it. In fact I’m so good I can do it with my eyes closed

show me a reason not to sleep, perchance to dream

Hell, trying to sleep is exhausting most nights.

Can't be sad if you're asleep 🤓

That never goes/ends well.

Depression do be that way.

I can handle your overthinking any day, I just can't handle my own....

Same. I hate that some phones do the "read" thing. I don't need you to know that I'm ignoring you.

I’m patting myself on the back because my old a**e actually can make all that out

Safe place/Happy place and my dog is there sometimes.

Omg is that what happened. I over healed!!

I miss the friend my ex was before we gut together

Depends on what the effort is for doesn't it?

welp, this seems to all be in order then

Same goes for Halloween. Scariest costume you can wear is the failed adult one.

yea, but it still hurts.

*See the other comment about romantic sh1t happening.

silence can be the ultimate expression of disgust

too late

Yup. Always.

Every. American. Every. Single. Moment. Of. Every. Single. Day.

Good one 👍

Yeah, that tends to be the consensus when you have been lied to most of your life...

Not me, I ruin it.

Trauma can make you grow up fast.

There is two of this one on here. Edit: three

until I got to know you, and became a zombie

Yes but watch out for blunt force trauma. It will happen if you take to many hits

Yeah, silence says alot.

I don’t want your attention but i end up getting it due to something stupid i did

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”

This summer I would leave the flat once a week to get food. If I could afford delivery, I would have stayed inside the whole summer.

That is much better than "I only want you because I don't have options."

Do other people experience dreams with others in it? I can only remember two dreams of mine where someone I actually knew was in them