50 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Human Experience

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I need more money and therapy

I need more.money FOR therapy

... or a more reliable drug dealer...

I'll be honest, as a former addict, money helps but doesn't solve what rehab/therapy does. If there are inherent issues beneath survival, it will not be solved with money. I've seen people be very well off and be complete messes. There are many options for free and low-cost therapy out there. Some places do a sliding-scale deal. I hear this complaint all the time, but a lot of people that need to go that actually could go for free, don't go. They use money as an excuse. I say this as a person that struggles with mental issues/addiction, needs to be on meds my whole life, and live under the poverty line. Please look for free/low cost programs!

maybe he does need therapy...

It would be great to have enough money put aside so that I could stop worrying about it.

money is green therapy

I need more money to pay for therapy

If I had more money I could get therapy.

I need more money to pay for more thefapy

Need $ to pay for therapy

I need more money for therapy

The therapy would be: UBI for all the necessities and then my income wouldn't be too bad.

I 2nd this

If you need therapy, you still need the money to get the therapy.

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Where I work they have just introduced "staff wellbeing" to 'support' staff feeling more stressed. This involves getting staff to spend more of their personal time after work to go to yoga classes to relax so they can do more work while at work. The fact that they are not reducing the extra work load they have put on the staff that is causing the stress says it all.

Yes

Please see my comment earlier about being too honest. Uhg.

Yes!!! listen phone etiquette is different these days. Don't leave me a voicemail unless you're a bot. I'll just assume your bot anyway. Text me. And if you want to call text to ask when is good. I literally get a pit in my stomach seeing a call. I immediately think someone died.

Self destruction can be fun to make fun of. I laugh at myself alot.

Childhood memories of me and my siblings laying down in bed when it rained hard, mostly the monsoon season back in the country, just laying there hearing the rain dropping on the roof, feeling that comfort, falling asleep, waking up and falling asleep again, happy times-happy memories

when you need sleep but the sleep dont need you 😘✌🏻 edit: why was i downvoted 😭

This is me. Can't shut me up sometimes, but out of nowhere I could disappear for months on end and just be back like nothing happened.

I can't flirt either, I interrogate men to check compatibility

Oh yes! And also when you wake up and think it must be nearly time to get up but, no, you've still got a couple of hours to snooze.

that one person who you feel safe with >>

My family has a delusional view of me, so I do what I can to avoid them.

My anxiety won't let me argue via text for fear of a massive miscommunication.

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that's for you to answer, Doc

Leaving home ruins my whole day

Or, I just want to eat my lunch in peace

I'll straight up ask. I've gone on several 1st-2nd dates and it sort of ended there. I'll attempt to ask what, if anything, turned them off. Red flags, etc. Honesty is a common complaint, I don't get it.

Some intros just don’t help the song.

Welcome to the club

"I am what I am."

People who show me new podcasts are important. People who show me to books are important.

Im 14 and this is deep

Missed a spot!

I sleep a lot because I’m really good at it. In fact I’m so good I can do it with my eyes closed

That never goes/ends well.

Depression do be that way.

I can handle your overthinking any day, I just can't handle my own....

Same. I hate that some phones do the "read" thing. I don't need you to know that I'm ignoring you.

I’m patting myself on the back because my old a**e actually can make all that out

Safe place/Happy place and my dog is there sometimes.

Omg is that what happened. I over healed!!

I miss the friend my ex was before we gut together

Depends on what the effort is for doesn't it?

welp, this seems to all be in order then

Same goes for Halloween. Scariest costume you can wear is the failed adult one.

yea, but it still hurts.