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Most often, quotation marks are used to show someone’s exact words. Sometimes, they also signal sarcasm or irony. In most cases, there is nothing especially unusual about this little punctuation mark.

But place quotation marks where they do not belong, and they can completely change the meaning of a sentence, often in a way that sounds weird, funny, or even slightly suspicious. Telling someone to enjoy their safe holidays is perfectly fine. Wishing them “safe” holidays, on the other hand, raises a few questions.

Below, we’ve rounded up some hilarious examples of signs that used quotation marks in ways they absolutely should not have. Scroll down to check them out.

#1

After Finding This, My Wife And I Refer To Anything Naughty As "Bible Reading"

Sign on fence with misplaced quotation marks around Bible Reading, creating a hilariously suspicious message about a session time.

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Lotekguy
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3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they're going to focus on the begetting parts of the Bible.

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    #2

    “Officer”

    Tweet about obsession with unnecessary quotation marks featuring a vintage comic cover with suspicious punctuation use.

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    Nikole
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a joke. Penn State was the college where a coach named Jerry Sandusky worked who molested children... Bad taste.

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    #3

    This Sign Has Been In My Family Since I Was A Kid And Was Passed On To Me By My Dad When My Wife And I Married

    Wooden sign with suspicious quotation marks around the phrase happy home, displayed above a white stove.

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    There is something faintly ominous about a quotation mark in the wrong place. A sign promising “fresh” fish or insisting you are “welcome” here does not exactly inspire confidence.

    But when used correctly, quotation marks are one of the most common punctuation marks in everyday writing—found in books, articles, signs, and menus all over the world. Simple as they seem, they have a surprisingly long and interesting history behind them.

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    #4

    "Security Guard"

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks around security guard outside a small guard booth with a sleeping man inside.

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    JoNo
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These quotation marks seem accurate!

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    #6

    Right… “Food”

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks around food, humorously suggesting questionable items are sold in park.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roadkill du jour is their specialty.

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    Their story begins in ancient Greece, where a librarian named Aristarchus at the Library of Alexandria invented a small arrow-shaped mark called the diple, named after the two pen strokes it took to draw it.

    He wrote it in the margins of scrolls next to lines he thought were worth noting. At this stage, the mark had nothing to do with quoting someone’s words. It was simply a way of saying: something here is interesting.

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    #7

    Starbucks Is Offering Everything These Days

    Starbucks sign with suspicious use of quotation marks around second service, making the message sound hilariously suspicious.

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    #8

    If Not Dog, Then What?

    A metal gate with a sign humorously warning about a suspicious dog using quotation marks on the word dog.

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    That changed during the Middle Ages, when the spread of Christianity created a huge demand for copied texts. Writers quoted the Bible constantly to support their arguments, and the diple became the go-to symbol for marking those quotations.

    Scribes wrote it in the margins next to the relevant lines, and over the centuries its shape kept changing, appearing as dots, squiggles, curves, horizontal strokes, crosses, and all kinds of other variations depending on who was copying the text and where.

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    #10

    As Opposed To The Meat Filled “Avocados”?

    Basket of avocados with a price sign hilariously placing suspicious quotation marks around "avocados" phrase.

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    UKGrandad
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, as opposed to carnivorous avocados. Vicious buggers.

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    #12

    I Guess I Am Supposed To Steal Them?

    Sign with suspicious use of quotation marks around the word pay, creating a humorous effect in a store setting.

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    The printing press, invented in the 1440s, put an end to all that variety. Gutenberg’s printers wanted to keep the number of characters they had to carve and cast to a minimum, and the diple was one of the first things to go.

    From the 16th century on, printers used a pair of commas instead—nobody has ever quite worked out why—and later rotated them to create matching opening and closing marks. For the first time, there was a single, consistent system that everyone could follow.

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    #13

    I’m Not A Fan Of Rabbit “Teeth”

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks warning not to put fingers in cages because rabbits have "teeth" in animal enclosure.

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    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are terrible cages to keep rabbits in, irrespective of the "teeth" situation 😢

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    #14

    A "Loving Tribute"

    Memorial bench plaque with signs that put quotation marks in places, making the message sound hilariously suspicious.

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    meow point1
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like those passive-aggressive people who phrase their rude comments in ways that superficially sound like they're being nice so that when you tell them off, you sound like the rude one.

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    #15

    From Breakfast Today. Didn't Grab Any

    Container of shredded cheese with suspicious quotation marks around the word cheese on the label, creating a funny sign.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where they have the hidden camera. They want you to smile.

    By the 17th century, these marks had moved out of the margins and into the text itself, sitting at the start and end of a quoted passage.

    The rise of the novel in the 18th century pushed things even further, as writers used quotation marks to capture characters’ dialogue, with all its accents and slang. What had started as a small mark in the margin had become an essential part of how stories were told.

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    #16

    Found In A Store In My City, Upstairs Seems A Little Suspicious

    Chalkboard sign with suspicious quotation marks around the word fascinating, making everything sound hilariously suspicious.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they only have an up escalator might be a clue worth noting.

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    #17

    I Have So Many Questions For Whoever Made This Sign At My Work

    Sign humorously uses suspicious quotation marks around words like Milk, Dish Washing Liquid, and Fortnight.

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    Jaya
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the idea that there's a thief who keeps a very tidy rotating schedule, where he steals from that every shop precisely every 14 days.

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    #18

    Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Doing “Laundry”

    Sign for a laundromat with suspicious quotation marks around Laundry, making it look hilariously odd at night.

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    Roxy222uk
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we know what’s getting laundered in there, and it’s not textiles

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    By the 19th century, different parts of the world had settled into their own styles. In Western Europe it became standard to use paired marks with the curves facing outward; Britain raised them to the height of capital letters, while France developed angular marks by the end of the century—what we now call guillemets.

    The quotation mark had become a normal, familiar part of written language almost everywhere.

    #19

    A Welcome Note Left By Hotel Staff. Should We Be Concerned?

    Handwritten note from Holiday Inn with suspiciously placed quotation marks around the word Enjoy, showing funny punctuation misuse.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written with a wink to welcome your kink.

    #20

    Yes, Officer, I'm "21"

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks around the number 21 humorously questioning age requirement to enter.

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    #21

    Ah, Yes. “Ice” For My “Iced” Drink. Definitely Not Anything Else…

    Sign at Dunkin using quotation marks around iced and ice, creating a hilariously suspicious message about drinks and ingredients.

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    Then technology complicated things again. When typewriters and early computers arrived, curved quotation marks were simplified into two straight characters (' and "), because early keyboards and character sets could not support the full range of shapes.

    The curved versions only came back with modern word processors, which can automatically choose the right opening or closing form.

    #22

    Found This At The Secondary School I Had To Drop Out Of Due To Bullying

    School sign with quotation marks around the word Good, creating a hilariously suspicious message.

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    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ofsted is useless, and anyway a "Good" rating is pretty mediocre.

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    #23

    So... There's "Nothing" In This Cabinet?

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks around the word nothing, making the storage rule sound hilariously doubtful on cabinet door.

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    Laughing Orc
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! I've been looking for a place to put my "nothing!"

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    #24

    The Authorities Have Got Wise To Our "Dance Parties"

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks around dance party, humorously implying no real dance event tonight in building.

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    Sportsgal
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the town in Footloose (Kevin Bacon reference for the young'ins!)

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    As you can tell, the quotation mark has come a long way. And most of the time it does its job perfectly and without any fuss.

    It is only when someone uses it without quite knowing why that it starts causing trouble, turning perfectly ordinary words into something that sounds a little suspicious, and making everyone wonder just what kind of “fresh” bread they are being sold.

    #25

    I Want To Touch It

    Fence with a warning sign using quotation marks around electric fence, making the message hilariously suspicious.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    3 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they didn't teach the cows to understant quotation marks

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    #26

    “Birds”

    Sign with quotation marks around the word birds, making the message suspicious and humorous about feeding animals.

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    #27

    Don't Be Surprised If The Band Is Not Alive

    Sign with hilariously suspicious quotation marks around the word live for Texas BBQ and band event on a building facade.

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    Roxy222uk
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread to think what I’d be eating off the barbeque

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    #29

    I Don't Know What To Expect

    Grocery aisle sign with suspicious use of quotation marks around the word and, making the sign look humorous.

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    #31

    Hmm

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks around the word toilet making the message sound hilariously suspicious.

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    Billo66
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the worst" Toilet " in Scotland" LOL Trainspotting

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    #32

    Yes...Our "Customers"

    Yellow sign with quotation marks around the phrase our customers, humorously implying suspicious praise in a public entrance.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the passive aggressiveness, wish I had that sign for my store

    #33

    No One Under "18"

    Stop sign with quotation marks around 18, creating a hilariously suspicious message about age restrictions.

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    #34

    A Sign At A Local Wildlife Park

    Red caution sign with quotation marks around words, making the warning sound hilariously suspicious and unusual.

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    #35

    "Wet"

    Chair with a handwritten sign using quotation marks around the word wet, making the cleaning note sound suspicious.

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    Roxy222uk
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one makes sense. I suspect someone had an accident on that chair.

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    #36

    Spotted At My Local Chinese Restaurant

    Handwritten sign with suspicious quotation marks offering free drink while waiting for "food" including water, tea, lemonade.

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    #37

    Don’t Use Your “Feet” Please

    Sign with suspiciously placed quotation marks around the word feet, humorously warning against using them to flush toilet.

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    Lily bloom
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can flush a public toilet with my foot, I will.

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    #38

    Hmmm

    Sign with quotation marks around words open and break, making the hours look hilariously suspicious on a white wall.

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's also a much longer break than they intended, I suspect.

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    #39

    Very Welcoming

    Letter board with hilariously suspicious use of quotation marks around the word room, placed on a marble countertop with fruit nearby.

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    Laughing Orc
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is intentional. It's referencing an actor in Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

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    #40

    Took My Inspiration From One Of You Guys And Used This At My Target

    A sign with suspicious quotation marks around “Thanks” placed above red bins in a storage area.

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    #41

    ...If That "Is" Your Real Color

    Sign on wall humorously using quotation marks around red above a red biohazard trash can in a medical or lab setting.

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    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not red, it's more like scarlet (at least in the photo). So maybe "red" in quotes is for people like me? 😉

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    #42

    I’m Not Sure If This Is A Legit Vitamin

    Orange BANG soda dispenser with a sign putting suspicious quotation marks around Vitamin C.

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    #43

    So, Should I?

    Hilariously suspicious sign with quotation marks around "DONT" warning not to lean the glass, showing quirky punctuation.

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    WindySwede
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had two extra ", but didnt have one ' for the [didn't] ? 😸

    #44

    Saw This The Other Day At Work

    Sign using suspicious quotation marks around women, requesting gentlemen to put the toilet seat down in the workplace.

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    Debby Keir
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only works if "Gentlemen" were also in quotation marks.

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    #45

    I'd Rather Not Touch The 'Rock', Thanks

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks saying "Touch this 'rock' to discover what the 'cave' feels like" on display.

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    WindySwede
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. (Without any quotations at all!)

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    #46

    What Does It Cost

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks saying kids can "free" run the train, featuring cartoon train images at a model train display.

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    Roxy222uk
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How. . . how . . . how are they making the kids pay?

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    #47

    "Free"

    Signs with suspiciously placed quotation marks around free, making the offer hilariously unclear at a store display.

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    #48

    What Does This Even Mean?

    Sign with suspicious quotation marks around the word no, warning against after hours donations at a donation drop-off center.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means "Do not donate items outside of scheduled hours."

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    #49

    Ocean City, MD

    A bathroom faucet with a red sign that puts quotation marks around the word down, making it suspicious.

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    #50

    Can I Take The Pen Or Not?

    Blue container with a sign that uses suspicious quotation marks around "NOT" and requests to leave pens here.

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    random_frog_6846
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in this scenario, for some reason, the quotes were being (incorrectly) used for emphasis. I suspect that’s the case for most of these.

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    #51

    There Were Little “Notes” Like This All Over The “Airbnb” My “Friend” Stayed At LMAO

    Thermostat with a handwritten note using suspicious punctuation around words like up, 55, and off in quotation marks.

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    Billo66
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fine" But why is the battery "cover" missing.

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