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Depending on who you ask, puns are a blessing, a curse or both at the same time. They are typically considered by many to be one of the most primitive forms of comedy, unworthy of grand titles. However, whether we like it or not, for a lot of us, puns are going to induce at least a giggle or a defensive reaction that is merely an attempt to hide the fact that the pun was a little funny. In this list, we have once again collected some of the funniest puns from the brilliant minds over at PunHub. In case you missed our original PunHub post, you can find it here. Scroll down to see some wonderful puns and consider upvoting those that infuriated you or made you laugh out loud!

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Candia Lee
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, y'all, but I've been to the O'Henry Pun Off and am used to more sophisticated puns. They get punnier somewhere below.

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Although puns don’t get much credit these days, especially if they’re written down online, they are timeless pieces of comedy that’ve been used for a very long time, and for good reason - they simply work, even though their effects can vary. Some people will appreciate a good pun, perhaps even let themselves giggle a little bit, while others will either resist the temptation to laugh or simply shut down the idea of making any more puns. 

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best one why is it so low

    Tymek Marcinkowski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will sleigh whoever made that joke, I swear.

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    Cambree
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would thank her. I had no idea how many one was until she elaborated lol

    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She meant her child is under the AGE of 2. He took it to mean she was explaining that 1 is under the number 2)

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    Leona V.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh this sounds like a first date that will soon be cut mercifully short.

    Maggie Hood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you say "I have one that's almost two"?

    Arthur Waite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, that was a 'spill my coffee' joke. Well done.

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    According to John Pollack - an author and certified pun-champion, puns are a form of wordplay that has more to it than meets the eye. They are not merely silly jokes middle-aged dads make, but rather quite complex tools of delivering communication the meaning of which can be multi-layered. 

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie. I thought about how a small child biting you is worse, until my braincells decided to do their jobs

    Daria B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahah, same. But, when you think about it, it kind of is worse, because naturally children don't go around biting strangers, unless they're, I don't know, zombies?

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    foxking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i though a child bit him...

    René Studer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    „By the way Alice, I‘m fine, thanks!“

    Chamber Laine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaamn, Alice, like ,wtf? 😆😆

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it

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    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yeah I sure hope it does (drew gooden, anyone?)

    TheHappyBookCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, though, water doesn't.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, fire definitely works

    Christina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha i laughed too hard at this one - total dad pun

    Lalalaina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this one LOL

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    Puns are not something to be ashamed of, especially if you deliver them only on occasion. But if you make them too often… That’s actually okay too! Everybody has a different sense of humor, and different ways of entertaining oneself and others in terms of verbal communication. Therefore, puns are part of that communication and most definitely have their place under the sun.

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    Rotten Carrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg her face in the second panel XD

    Adele Xie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the woman's face in the second panel-

    Sylvie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face is so done 😂

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    Qibli of the SandWings
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (When he gets home) Hey, dad, I’m hired! Dad: Hi hired, I’m dad =D

    QibliOfTheSandWings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should be writing these puns down, Winter would hate them

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    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny on so many levels

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's more festive this way

    Mrry L TIM W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive seen Dads do that, and uncles. I want to know just how brain damaged those kids grow up to be.

    Alex Livingston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if putting it up or taking it down would be worse

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    Tom Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what being a programmer is like sometimes...

    Sawyer Kidder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked what room he was in. the person told him he was in the lobby which is the actual room he was in, not the one he was staying in.

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you have no idea how many times customers are wondering where is the reception when they are already at the reception.....

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    Daria B
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you've already seen it, but he did a TED Talk about this. It was insightful and I liked his attitude towards the whole thing. He was surprised, but he decided to be cool about it.

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks doc! You're welcome!! 50 Euros

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried i! It doest work.

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S THE DUUUUUDE! THE DUDE WITH THE SMIIIIIIIILE! THE SMILE THAT HIDES THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

    ColdDrew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my Doctor. When I said, "My thumb hurts, when I touch it", he said: "Well, stop it."

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    Rayne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The therapist's face in the second one 😂

    Maggie Hood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl why are you in therapy because he doesn't buy you flowers

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    Mistralok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definitely using this one. :)

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was expecting “i have dinner every day”

    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another dad joke. Does PunHub know what a pun is? Or is that the joke?

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    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what drink did you order in the space bar?

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's trying to be supportive?

    Izzy's Maid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POW!!!! Right in the kisser...😡

    Moisturized Elbows
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this as a line by Erin from the office

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    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he likes it then he should put a life ring on it.

    Grumble O'Pug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *dies*

    Rand0m_Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he knows there's no hope in those waters.

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    Courtney Lunsford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has no else notice that this guy looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory? I can legit see that character responding that way too.

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Sheldon Cooper lol

    Liz Siemens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why is he facing the other way for the last part?

    Lalalaina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even laugh at this guy...he's just too cute.

    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *becomes the tsar bomba and detonates myself on the plane* THIS IS THE POWER OF MY HAMBURBER!!!!!!

    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great dad joke. Where are the puns?

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    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually has a better effect if you say "I broke my arm three times in the same place" "well don't go back there then"

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear this is what telling my dad I was hurt in childhood was like EVERY. F*****G. TIME

    Ellie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BIG BRAIN SIR 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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    Leona V.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was Dump Jr. for a second. Looks AND sounds like him.

    Lalalaina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds just like a guy I used to work with

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    foxking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, it makes more sense

    Willa L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket

    Jack Tripper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the military we used a modified day month year. The month number is replaced by 3 letters. Ex 4JUL2022.

    Rand0m_Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, I hate that I get points taken off if I don't do it the "American" way

    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YYYYMMDD keeps dates in sequence.

    Madison García
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate MM/DD/YYYY in the US, makes no f*****g sense

    Leona V.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get off my lawn, Euro hoodlum!

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    foxking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am not doing my work rn. yes, i am on time

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I prefer in this is the look of satisfaction on the characters' faces once the pun is done.

    Rydaddio
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bus driver, I am going to use this. Lol! 😂

    PixxelDust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's with everyone starting into your soul after the punchline- it's slightly terrifying

    Maggie Hood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I can't stop laughing at how their faces look lol

    Kylie Crawford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in high school right now and I’m reading these trying to keep a straight face

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A timelord train might be running on time tho, but this is earth we're talking about

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    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's right. Whatever and necessary aren't synonyms

    chonky_rubberband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes saying "do whatever you need to do" but he took it as "the word whatever has the same meaning as the word necessary."

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    Stew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who did not understand, Amanda Lynn and he is A Mandolin.

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's so bad that it's funny.

    James Foote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically that is a bouzouki

    Stew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read it twice to get it riggt

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    Rand0m_Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're in America they'd probably charge him $125 for a greeting and send him on his way.

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    Anchal Gupta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am unable to hear you . Please speak louder

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    Leona V.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a stripper pretending to be a cop. I’ll need change for a $10, anybody?

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why'd their clothes change color though?

    Autumn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this but I love this

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    chonky_rubberband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like hes about to start giggling and barfing soup

    Rayne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not need that that image in my head, but thank you.

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    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face in the second box: "The poison has been consumed....Now I wait."

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is sleeping in the doghouse for the next decade.

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    Autumn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C L A M P I F I C A T I O N

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    Shireen Maher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dads a doctor- A PAIN MANAGEMENT DOCTOR. HE DOES THIS.

    Dash Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A classic Henny Youngman joke. ‘The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." The doctor says, "Then don't do that!’ Simple. Hilarious.

    Cicimelia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor used to crack me up with this one!

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    Leona V.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh that guy reminds me of Dump Jr. Jr. with a dye job.

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    Stew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I should probably year my x-ray for halloween

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    Qibli of the SandWings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The side grin of the woman be like haha why does this happen to me

    Eat Dirt Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step one: put a hole in the box...

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    Sweetie Cake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OUCH… s-say it ain’t so! SAY IT AINT SO!!! *screaming intensifies*

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I just saw him parked on the roof earlier

    Dash Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Seriously? Well, thank you very much, Bored Panda.

    Stew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That nurse after that tjo

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    Julian McCallum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can make a joke like that, he either doesn't need the therapist or really needs the therapist.

    Orillion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you don't know anything about mental illness without telling me you don't know anything about mental illness.

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    Qibli of the SandWings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I read that “come for the rapy” and I took me much longer than I would like to admit to figure this one out.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you just made me think of celebrity jeopardy on SNL "I'll take the rapist for 100" "that's Therapist"

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet he goes to the dentist at two thirty!

    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since this is from PornHub, I'm surprised they didn't make the obvious reply, "Sorry, you'll have to pay for your therapy with money, just like the rest of my patients." ( "Come" for therapy. )

    Leona V.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d take the $150, then fire him.

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