People Share The Most Ridiculous Movie Clichés, And They’re Hilarious

Yup. Always the US, poor White House that has to deal with it. Also, there is an entire Wikipedia page about your invasions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_invasion

This. Every computer and/or AV tech in a crime show or movie

Penelope can get your dog's vet's second cousin's owned properties in three seconds .

So much wasted food and drinks...

One thing that Call the Midwife gets right.

and every single romance scene

This one is way too common. They even had one of the muses in Disney's Hercules basically be that cliche.

I feel this would be me, cuz I have glasses, freckles and bad teeth. The perfect combination for a nerdy girl!

The husband also tends to act like an overgrown child and is not very smart, but his wife puts up with him and loves him nonetheless.

sir, you'd better take a look at th- *poof*

Yes, and a bouquet of flowers too

Oh wow... I actually thought Americans only used paper bags for groceries! Didn't realise it was a movie cliché! Why do they do that?

Don't forget the carrots with the green tops still attached!

Unless they're poor. Poor people always have toilet paper.

And the bottom of the bag usually rips open :?

I thought this had to be with the US leading the way on bag recycling? No?

The tweeter has a point, but am I the only one who feels a sense of satisfaction at the time she posted her tweet?

What? Bagettes are delicious and paper > plastic.

And a head of celery.

Yup.

OMG this is so purrfect

As an Asian person, the handleless paper plastic bags always amaze me. We get plastic bags here. Paper bags was from the 70s

I always wondered how they afford to live in NYC.

RIP

you could also be underpaying the driver

Don't forget you are surrounded by tubes and flasks full of brightly colored chemicals.

The Liberty statue too

Also I'm almost always white regardless of the local demographic.

A Doctor? Wheeling a gurney? A spouse being allowed to leave the waiting room? WHAT SOURCERY IS THIS?!?! A parallel universe?

But if it's you in the news you turn the tv off right when they get to the part abou*click*

Hello, I'm the city of New York. I almost always get casted in a drama film where people fall from skyscrapers.

Or then you are a Dad that is murdered by a villain at the beginning of the movie and the protagonist has to revenge that. Or then you are a Dad that tells bad jokes and comes to your room when you are trying to masturbate or have sex.

Or the call ever too common "Call ME!" and never actually know the other persons name or phone number.

Don't forget paper and chalk boards.

"Do you want a free coupon for McDona-" *hangs up*

I'd like two mystery lagers in an old yogurt container please.

Every SVU episode ever

I place my back against the door despite the fact the person I'm running from is carrying an axe...which conveniently misses my head when slammed through the door. Thanks for not aiming where I should logically be!

Oh, and one phrase: "sir, you are not allowed in" while someone pushes through the door ignoring me

Exactly, where can I find one of these mythical tubs.

Though it fails fairly well in some old Doris Day movie... is it That Touch of Mink with Cary Grant? Sorry - I like old movies.

They also really want pictures of Spider-Man for some reason.

...with a sneer, then walk away while glaring at prosecutor (cut to shot of worried-looking DA and ADA).. then it's on to a Domino's commercial.

I would love to see a new take on this where the reporter just looks through the villains social media accounts and finds something incriminating from a decade ago.

I'm college student, after the bell that indicates that the college class period is I don't bother to finish my notes before either jetting out of the room like a bolt or waving down the pro, who totally answers my qustions. Mostly tho I just party. Its a good thing I don't also have a job.

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"non-disabled white actor"

Then the evil follows you of course .

... and, i always carry a serene look, and walk in aisle as if i am carrying eggs in a basket, and ...

or ya know, crash the plane.

There's a youtube video where a man proves that duct tape gags are also very non-effective.

There used to be a T,V. series about The Marine boot camp in which a locker opened and the D.I. stepped out fully dressed for the wake up call . That was bad ass impressive .

But blood staines me. Nothing less that blood will stain me.

I haven't been able to hold down a relationship because the scoop always comes first. He left because I kept cancelling on him.

I have no empathy either . Or is that part real ?

You're psychic ;D

Every Sunday morning all seven of you curl up on and around the coutch in front of the TV wearing the exact same onsies...

The apple or bagel are the only things that are really in the briefcase.

Hello! I am a high school principal in a movie. I am a dull, boring killjoy who regularly abuses his/her students, humilliates newcomers or condones bullying without any repercusion -but somehow very concerned about school boards approval- and an enemy of any innovation or inspiration from students or staff. There is always the new teacher who questions my authority.

OMG! I was that student! Drove Mr. Bigness in algebra insane!

My mate is a sous chef in a posh kitchen and this is actually the reality.

And always have exactly the right amount of time to finish saying something profound.