2018 was all about diversity in the movies, film industries tried their best to include different ethnicities, races, body types, and sexual orientations. So for the first time, more people found themselves being a protagonist of a captivating Hollywood movie than ever before. But even though that sounds like a huge step towards an inclusive and diverse movie industry, there is still a long way to go. Nowadays, movies are filled with hilarious clichés that just don't make any sense, and there is no chance any of them would work in the real world, especially when it comes to professions. Imagine being a freelance photographer in New York, living in a huge apartment with a walk-in closet and going for dinner every single evening. If that was the case, you know that every employee at Bored Panda would be a New York resident by now. One Twitter user got so sick of these stupid clichés he Tweeted one and it quickly became a viral thread, scroll down to see if there's one about your profession!

#1

maysee_ven Report

Night Owl 3 months ago (edited)

Yup. Always the US, poor White House that has to deal with it. Also, there is an entire Wikipedia page about your invasions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_invasion

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#2

Brain in a Jar Report

Fred Burrows 3 months ago

CSI Miami always had over the top tech and an unlimited budget . My favorite was the DNA field test that worked instantly .

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#3

Chrishollis11 Report

Fred Burrows 3 months ago

Penelope can get your dog's vet's second cousin's owned properties in three seconds .

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#4

theshrillest Report

Person2638 3 months ago

If I were a suburban housewife, I would devOUR EVERYTHING AND FEED THIS HUNGRY FLESH PRISON.

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#5

mslaurasawesome Report

Just saying 3 months ago

One thing that Call the Midwife gets right.

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#6

rimeswithcya Report

driftwood- rosewater- 3 months ago

and every single romance scene

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#7

thejournalista Report

glowworm2 3 months ago

This one is way too common. They even had one of the muses in Disney's Hercules basically be that cliche.

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#8

DarrylGibney Report

Giovanni 3 months ago

i've never understood this, she is clearly hot even before the makeover why all the shock?

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#9

GinaMChen Report

glowworm2 3 months ago

The husband also tends to act like an overgrown child and is not very smart, but his wife puts up with him and loves him nonetheless.

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#10

nikvande Report

driftwood- rosewater- 3 months ago

sir, you'd better take a look at th- *poof*

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#11

CaseyBalsham Report

M.Maria 3 months ago

Yes, and a bouquet of flowers too

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#12

Ceilidhann Report

Andres Tejeda 3 months ago

I always wondered how they afford to live in NYC.

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#13

Gedsjeep Report

Fred Burrows 3 months ago

Military red shirt .

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#14

simcdermid Report

Savant 3 months ago

you could also be underpaying the driver

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#15

dreaminofspace Report

Jaguarundi 3 months ago

PFM (pure "fabulous" magic).

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#16

MichaelLevySF Report

Sel Bonda 3 months ago

... and, atleast a car and a bike would dangle and fall, always in long shot, and, there would be a cute kid crying for candy, and ...

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#17

Sabrewulfe Report

earringnut 3 months ago

Also I'm almost always white regardless of the local demographic.

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#18

mgilmore8 Report

Jaguarundi 3 months ago

A Doctor? Wheeling a gurney? A spouse being allowed to leave the waiting room? WHAT SOURCERY IS THIS?!?! A parallel universe?

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#19

DCWorkingGirl Report

Full Name 3 months ago

But if it's you in the news you turn the tv off right when they get to the part abou*click*

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#20

whoisjken Report

driftwood- rosewater- 3 months ago

Hello, I'm the city of New York. I almost always get casted in a drama film where people fall from skyscrapers.

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#21

seanjonesqc Report

Fred Burrows 3 months ago

Switching bodies , time travel or waking up to your other life will work well .

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#22

2ndrowdiva Report

Andres Tejeda 3 months ago

Or the call ever too common "Call ME!" and never actually know the other persons name or phone number.

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#23

Niall Madden Report

Andres Tejeda 3 months ago

Don't forget paper and chalk boards.

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#24

mattsinger Report

driftwood- rosewater- 3 months ago

"Do you want a free coupon for McDona-" *hangs up*

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#25

thchambersLA Report

Full Name 3 months ago

I'd like two mystery lagers in an old yogurt container please.

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#26

steve_eifert Report

Unidentified Individual 3 months ago

Every SVU episode ever

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#27

akilahgreen Report

Allie G. 3 months ago

I place my back against the door despite the fact the person I'm running from is carrying an axe...which conveniently misses my head when slammed through the door. Thanks for not aiming where I should logically be!

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#28

politinurse Report

Ingrid 3 months ago

Oh, and one phrase: "sir, you are not allowed in" while someone pushes through the door ignoring me

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#29

Katan177 Report

Andres Tejeda 3 months ago

Exactly, where can I find one of these mythical tubs.

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#30

jessamym Report

Laugh Fan 3 months ago

Though it fails fairly well in some old Doris Day movie... is it That Touch of Mink with Cary Grant? Sorry - I like old movies.

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#31

watsoncomedian Report

glowworm2 3 months ago

They also really want pictures of Spider-Man for some reason.

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#32

lindaholmes Report

violetta 3 months ago

...with a sneer, then walk away while glaring at prosecutor (cut to shot of worried-looking DA and ADA).. then it's on to a Domino's commercial.

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#33

GregBensinger Report

Andres Tejeda 3 months ago

I would love to see a new take on this where the reporter just looks through the villains social media accounts and finds something incriminating from a decade ago.

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#34

HennighamPress Report

earringnut 3 months ago

I'm college student, after the bell that indicates that the college class period is I don't bother to finish my notes before either jetting out of the room like a bolt or waving down the pro, who totally answers my qustions. Mostly tho I just party. Its a good thing I don't also have a job.

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#35

AbbiSigns Report

Rafaella Bueno 3 months ago

Hello, I'm a child born disabled in a movie. I exist only so that my non-disabled parents, teachers and everyone I come in contact with can learn valuable life lessons and become more kind and accepting. I have no characteristics outside my disability.

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#36

MattMcMuscles Report

Fred Burrows 3 months ago

Then the evil follows you of course .

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#37

fatherschnippel Report

Sel Bonda 3 months ago

... and, i always carry a serene look, and walk in aisle as if i am carrying eggs in a basket, and ...

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#38

c_rackman Report

Hannah Ingram 3 months ago

or ya know, crash the plane.

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#39

flightbomb Report

glowworm2 3 months ago

There's a youtube video where a man proves that duct tape gags are also very non-effective.

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#40

sgtjanedoe Report

Fred Burrows 3 months ago

There used to be a T,V. series about The Marine boot camp in which a locker opened and the D.I. stepped out fully dressed for the wake up call . That was bad ass impressive .

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#41

hippersons Report

Anubis 3 months ago

But blood staines me. Nothing less that blood will stain me.

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#42

Shrabonti Report

Full Name 3 months ago

I haven't been able to hold down a relationship because the scoop always comes first. He left because I kept cancelling on him.

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#43

GTS206 Report

Hard 2 Guess 3 months ago

Cops or no cops bankers are not allowed to give any information to any individual or entity without written consent from the account owner. For cops or any other entity to get any kind of information on an account that they are not the owner of will need a subpoena form the court. Which needs to be sent to banks main office where it will go thru banks legal department and information will be shared via mail back to requesting agency. All this will never happen over in a branch. If this happens in a branch and it comes to light not only banks can get fined and/or lose its banking license but individual providing such information can face fines and/or prison time. Just saying.

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#44

hypobifty Report

Laugh Fan 3 months ago

The one that gets me is how little time people on TV are given to answer a door before the visiting person, often the police, rings the doorbell again or assumes someone is out. I'm barely out of my chair and they'd be gone or have bashed my door down.

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#45

dylan_wertz Report

Siddharth Rath 3 months ago

Every Sunday morning all seven of you curl up on and around the coutch in front of the TV wearing the exact same onsies...

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#46

NorthCaroliNats Report

Laugh Fan 3 months ago

The apple or bagel are the only things that are really in the briefcase.

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#47

theatticwife Report

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 months ago

Hello! I am a high school principal in a movie. I am a dull, boring killjoy who regularly abuses his/her students, humilliates newcomers or condones bullying without any repercusion -but somehow very concerned about school boards approval- and an enemy of any innovation or inspiration from students or staff. There is always the new teacher who questions my authority.

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#48

FangirlLetters Report

Ryo Bakura 3 months ago

I'm also Spider-Man, but don't tell anyone, Ned.

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#49

Dougiethedons Report

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 3 months ago

My mate is a sous chef in a posh kitchen and this is actually the reality.

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#50

davidcross Report

Laugh Fan 3 months ago

And always have exactly the right amount of time to finish saying something profound.

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