40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

I was very disciplined. I spent all day every day during my furlough lying in my garden sun bathing. As a bonus, it really cleared up my psoriasis for a while

I came out with depression and a 3 week streak without showering and nobody noticed does that count Patrick?

I came out alive despite being used as COVID bait by my employers. I was the only one forced to go in. (Despite not being essential).

The pandemic gave me less time not more - what is this Patrick?

I'm a postal worker. I still had to go to work every day. I actually put in more hours during the pandemic than I did prior to it. Not counting the four weeks I had to take off because I was sick. With COVID.

You're the real hero. Steven; No, you're the real hero. Steven; Let's agree that we're booth heroes. Steven.

#BlackLivesMatter is not a Courageous thing to write it's a powerful thing to write

To be fair, I've replied to my own stupid messages when inebriated too.

The courage to show the world what you really are.

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#NoLivesMatter

What she meant to write is “ My kid asked to borrow $20 and I said no so she took my credit card.”

Although some 14 year-olds are well-versed enough to understand these concepts and apply them, the fact the it's made by a 'Top 100 Most Powerful Woman Canada' and 'Bestselling Author' as well as the fact it's on LINKEDIN, reduces all of it's credibility.

So the kid figured out how to get on her parents’ bank account AND credit cards at 14, and Mom is too dumb to realize she’s been had. Wait until the smarter parents of one of the kids this girl is clueing into this scam sees right through it and word gets back to this mother.

This is a great contender for the Didn't Happen Of The Year awards

Guess I’m old. My dad took me to the bank and opened a savings account for me when I was about 5 or 6. I didn’t have to do any convincing, But, boy was I proud of having my very own pass book & when I got to go to the bank and present it to the teller along with the proceeds from my piggy bank to make a deposit made me feel very grown up, indeed.. Banking today is far more convenient, but it’s kind of a shame kids don’t get to experience that sort of thing anymore is kind of a shame.

My middle finger isn't long enough to accurately represent the F-you.

She's too busy taking care of the kids you don't mind to try and dress up for you. She's not trying to date you, she's trying to feed said children.

Ah yes, of course! Lipstick is so much more important than politeness. *takes note*

I see they have their priorities in order /s

Do you require men being interviewed to wear makeup??