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Rules are a weird thing when you stop and think about them. They’re meant to act as guidelines to ensure that we can co-exist with each other. But make them too loose and what you get is utter chaos. Though if you make them far too strict, you might force others to rebel because they’re considering whether they’re needed at all or if someone’s simply going on a power trip. In short, rules need to be balanced and make sense. And some of them are really, really bizarre.

Redditor u/SalMinellaOnYouTube, who has a cooking channel on YouTube, recently asked the crowd on r/AskReddit about “the most ridiculous rule” that they’ve ever heard someone have for their house, family, or kids. We’ve collected some of the oddest stories that show how some parents go way too far to keep everyone in line. Scroll down to read them.

Bored Panda got in touch with u/SalMinellaOnYouTube, and we had a friendly chat about his thread, Reddit culture, parenting, and cooking videos. Check out our interview with the redditor and YouTuber below!

#1

40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My parents will swear up and down that none of these actually happened, but they: Didn't let us watch Rugrats because the way they talk about adults is 'vile'. Picked me up from a sleepover at 1 am and spanked me in front of my friends because they found a picture of Brittney spears hidden under my bunk bed which led to the only Christian radio stations rule. Grounded me for a month for one episode of ren and stimpy, which led to the no Nickelodeon ever, house rule. Power rangers was obviously straight from Satan, so that was out. I brought home some homework about evolution in 7th grade and my dad burned it, and took the ashes to my science teacher. This was when the 'only god approved science' house rules started. The 'Dont make a single noise after 8 pm, including the microwave beeping, ever, and tip toe so you don't get interrogated' Rule, was unspoken but very well understood. Forced me to wear jesus shirts to middle school with all my skater friends, which got me bullied for years, which led to the very obvious follow-up rule: If you are told it isn't happening, then it can't possibly be happening. List goes on... Religious folks are f****n weird.

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Day
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Child abuse masked as religion. Classic.

Weasel Wise
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody is going to acknowledge that religions (aka cults) are designed to subjugate and oppress the weak and less fortunate (aka abuse)? I'm probably gonna get down voted for saying it out loud too. 🙄 Christopher Hitchens, I know you would be proud of me. Rip, Brother.

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Loverboy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, and of course they deny it. Just like my parents, they can never admit any wrong doings. I hope you cut them the f**k out like a bad appendix.

PolymathNecromancer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CUT THEM THE FÙCK OUT LIKE A BAD APPENDIX...... this should be on various billboards along our highways..... and can apply to any family of origin as well

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UpupaEpops
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... I've yet to meet an abuser who owns up to the s**t they've put people through.

howdylee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was once grounded when I was like 8 years old because I went to a friend's house and she played the VHS her parents rented. It was Pretty Woman. I had no say/control over what she played. Still not sure why I got in trouble. Maybe because I didn't leave? (yes, from fairly strict Christian home)

Fishbone
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I don't have religion. I like science.

Craig Boddys
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldnt have resisted pointing out to them that Power Rangers was from Saban, not satan, and suggesting they get reading lessons or new glasses.

DustTea
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my parents are super religious, and they’ve always been very reasonable, even explaining why they see things the way they do. there are a few things i’m not allowed to watch, but it’s all reasonable to me. Not all religious parents suck, but there are a lot.

A Jones
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad Parents: Gaslighting experts

ValdaDeDieu
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, parents will f**k up and then say it didn't happen; your only mandate as a parent, is to be far better than them and also, apologize if your kid tells you that you messed up. Because no one is perfect. But if you've done better than they did, then you can't do worse.

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We were curious about what had inspired u/SalMinellaOnYouTube to start the viral thread in the first place.

"If I remember correctly, it was someone else having talked about their neighbor's house having no rules when they were a child in a different thread," he told Bored Panda.

Meanwhile, the OP pointed out that he's not sure why the thread got so much attention on the site. He quipped that r/AskReddit is "something like a slot machine."

"The same (or similar) questions can get 0 to thousands of upvotes," he said that a lot depends on who's the first to spot a new question and draw inspiration from it.

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    #2

    My kid had a friend over recently (high school) and we offered him a snack. He said maybe, is that allowed? Then he mentioned getting an A on a test so we said, then you deserve am extra special after school snack. We offered several options like cereal, goldfish crackers, etc. He cried because no one had ever offered an after school snack, much less said good job on an A. So sad.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw I know the feeling hon. I really wish I heard a "I"m proud of you." "Good job, that's great." every now and then, I'm desperate for any praise since I never got any. Edit: This is why I love Bored Panda. Love y'all

    Cooking with Sal Minella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s all throw some attaboys this way! Loverboy deserves em.

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad I grew up with a mother that supported me and praised my achievements, feel for the kid mentioned in this post.

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter struggles in a couple classes in high school. I was that kid who never had to study because it all came easy to me, so I don't know how to help her. I had her start going to afterschool and honor society study programs and she brought her grade up to a C+. We hooted and hollered and had high fives, just like any A in classes she excels in... She did her best and that is all we can ask for in life. If they are doing their best effort, we should encourage and celebrate that.

    Joe Average
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get her tested for learning disabilities such as ADHD.

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    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't deserve their children

    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had a good friend, diagnosed with ADHD in the early 90s. His parents asked if he could come do his homework at ours, so, yes of course he can. They warned me he could be unruly and not pay attention, but I enjoyed teaching maths my way which made it fun. The guy told my son, "Your dad is so cool! Does he ever get angry?" James told him, yes, and he asked "How do you know?" "He gets really quiet and stares at you, so you understand." He was a nice guy and he enjoyed doing homework with us. He told me his mum and dad were always angry and shouting which is why he liked studying with James. I felt so bad for him and there was nothing I could do to help.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom: "Why didn't you get an A+?" Me: "There was no extra credit question." My mom: "Well, you should have asked the teacher for extra credit." Pro Tip: When even the best doesn't make you happy, people will stop trying their best.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nikki, apparently my parents had another family we never knew about. Happy to make contact at last, long-lost sis!

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of abusive parents out there. Far more than imagined.

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    #3

    I went to visit a college roomate's family, and everyone had to go to bed at 8 pm because that was the youngest daughter's bedtime. The kid was 8 or 9 years old. I laughed because I thought they were joking, but the kid threw a tantrum that I wasn't going to bed. They weren't kidding. I did, obviously, but wtf? The next day the parents told me it would be best if I just head on back to college a day early. Yeah, no kidding, bye! My roommate thought I was the a*****e. I laughed at her too.

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    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to enable your spoiled little brat, I'm sure they won't have trouble adjusting to the real world at all when they're grown

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is following the bedtime, the parents set up spoiled?

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    V Martinez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They remind me of the "we don't use the 'n' word with little spoiled Susie," parents. N for NO

    Fluffy Griffin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my kids to bed at 9pm every night, school night or not, so I can enjoy 2-3 hours of "adult time" ( watching r rated movies, gaming, or just reading a book without interruptions)

    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have kids that are just slightly younger, and we just called it a victory last night that we got them to bed before 11:00pm...

    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a family whose rule was no makeup until your 12, but when one of the girls turned 12 she had to wait for her sister, who's two years behind her. Yes, you don't nessisarily NEED makeup at 12, but it still sucks to think you can have somthing and not

    JalaPeno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot handle it when an entire family bows down to the youngest child. That kid is going to be an A*****E!

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame the parents, not the kid.

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    tabithapaquette98
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in my life! I would have laughed too.

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids have to get off the xbox at 10 pm (age 14 and 15). My 14 yo usually takes a shower then and goes to sleep and my 15 yo gets in his phone for a while then gets in bed and falls asleep. Sometimes he goes to bed by 9 because he is just wore out.

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    2 years ago

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    I actually think that is awesome. Because of family members staying up having on bright screens and being loud I will have insomnia until the day I die. Which is coming sooner because of insomnia. Now everyone having to go to bed is extreme but having a quiet time is totally understandable.

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry about your insomnia, but it isn't normal for adults to go to bed at the same time as young kids. They have different sleep requirements. What was wrong in your situation was that you didn't have a quiet and dark place to sleep. It had nothing to do with others staying up later. I would encourage to try melatonin for your sleep or see a doctor about it.

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    According to u/SalMinellaOnYouTube, if someone could unequivocally answer what lies at the core of being a good parent, they "could more or less save the world!"

    In the YouTuber's opinion, when it comes to parents figuring out whether they're being too strict or too loose with their rules, they should try to put themselves in their shoes.

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    "I think one way some parents could be helped is by remembering that children judge themselves (and are judged) against their peers," he shared his thoughts.

    "So you want to try to make sure you’re not making your children outcasts with drastically different rules from the children you have them regularly interact with."

    #4

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My friend’s parents ran a ‘tab’ for him and his brother. They added up how much they spent on food, clothes, sports, etc. and told the two boys that’s how much they would have to pay them back. I remember once we got yelled at for eating his dad’s ‘snacks’ and he added it to the tab. When they graduated, the parents ‘cleared the tab’ for their graduation gift, so basically they got nothing other than a reminder of how much they cost.

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    Susie Elle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so you decide to have kids and then spend their lives making the kids feel quilty for being born. Classy

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last foster mother was like that. For some bizarre reason she would comment about how much milk went into the porridge for breakfast in the mornings, saying that it was expensive. Or she’d mention how much the meat cost for the shepherds pie for example. She would guilt trip everyone of us about how much money was spent on food. It made no sense whatsoever ever.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I carried you for 9 months." "I put a roof over your head.". Great. Awesome. You did the bare minimum of what you are supposed to do. I didn't ask to be born, not my fault someone's pullout game is weak

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP: "When they graduated, the parents ‘cleared the tab’ for their graduation gift, so basically they got nothing other than a reminder of how much they cost." NO! They didn't get "nothing", they got a HEAD FULL OF BULLSHÌT for a LIFETIME..... Time to reference that CUT THEM THE FÙCK OUT LIKE A BAD APPENDIX from above.......

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when those boys realise that their parents were guilt tripping them over costs that are legal requirements for parents to pay to not get indicted for child neglect they mist likely didn't feel much love when eventually the parents needed anything from their adult sons...

    KMill
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did a healthier version of this. As young kids we could shop in the pantry with play money. As teenagers we learned budgeting basics - calculated our extracurricular expenses and did extra chores for a bigger allowance to pay for stuff. As adults, if we needed to live at home, we still paid a small rent but when we were ready to move out they gave it all back to us to use as a deposit somewhere.

    Bryan W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm taking these great ideas. I'd like my kid to know that "life isn't a free ride and you're not entitled to it" (like so many dip wits these days seem to think) but guilting them as a kid the way OP here says is downright mean. Love first. Life lessons come afterwards.

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    Alexandra Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did these people even have children? You decide to have kids you expect to pay and look after them until they're at least adults! Wow

    whatever
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well....it now costs about $300,000 to raise a kid to the age of 18, so times two that's a big chunk. Hopefully the two boys will realize how expensive kids are and refrain from having their own, which in turn will p**s off their parents since they wont have any grandchildren. Ha !

    Sprout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was one roller coaster of a comment

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now start your own tab and tell them it's for their nursing home

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of insane person puts that much work into gratuitously being an åsshole?!

    Natalie Seaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should someone told them that was literally their responsibility by law, and their choice to procreate?

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    #5

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My great uncle only allowed one bowl, one plate,one spoon, one fork, one knife, one cup, and one light bulb in his house. He was married with three kids. He ate first, then the wife, then the kids by age. When he went to another room, the light bulb followed.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet you anything that he beat the s**t out of those three kids and wife

    UpupaEpops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the everloving hell would you even marry someone like this?? And then you have children?!

    Rose the Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father did the light bulb thing so two lights could not be on at the same time to "run up the electricity bill".

    Emily Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor 3rd child. Surely the man of the house should eat last, right?

    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I work and feed and clothe and put a roof over your heads" A man who ate steak while wife and kids had bologna. (friends dad)

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    Gozer LeGozerian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably all alone at a care home wondering why his kids never visits

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    #6

    Wasn’t necessarily a rule, but I had a good friend who’s mom had locks installed on all the kitchen cabinets to prevent her only child from eating when he wasn’t supposed to. When he got old enough to earn money, she took 50% of what ever he made. His senior year in high school when he turned 18 he came home from school and found all his belongings out in the driveway (Happy Birthday, child). My mom and dad let him live with us till he could financially get on his feet.

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    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a somewhat common approach to child rearing for survivors of the Great Depression. My partners father was required to pay rent beginning at age 18 and worked full time on the family orchard when not at school with no pay other than room and board. All of the children turned out to be amazing human adults, I guess this is abuse?

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    UpupaEpops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people like these reproduce? Like seriously. I'm trying to understand the logic. You clearly hate children so why did you have them?

    2x4b523p
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbour got pregnant to “tie a man” to her, he still left her, she dumped the kid with her mum and vanished. Quite a few single mums who take out their frustration on the kids after the husband/boyfriend left them. Christian couple who had kids because they felt it’s their holy duty to multiply and treat them like nuisance. Just a few examples from my neighourhood. Least but not last some 40 years ago getting married and having kids was “the thing” to do. Being childfree by choice was unheard of in my country, single women over 25 considered weird and ostracized. Luckily times changed at least in that respect.

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    whatever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Every child deserves a parent....but every parent does not deserve a child."

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Gold...... and I might add, the parameters for this statement are often misapplied.........

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even have a kid, f*****g idiots

    Pickles, Pennies, & Ponies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why abortion needs to remain legal. She obviously didn't want him and treated him like s**t.

    Demosthenes
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    Wonderful that BP sensors rapeseed oil and shite but it’s fine for me to read the word abortion? Triggered

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    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeesh, my friend got a pot/pan set for her 13th birthday. Her mom said it was for when she moves out at 18. Jokes on the parents when it's time to pick out their senior living facility

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell that's actually a really decent gift. Those can be really expensive and that sucks when you're trying to move out. Though it would have been better at 17 not 13.

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    Lisa Reuss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of stories I read about a kid getting kicked out of the house on their 18th birthday is unimaginable to me. Why do these people have children? Why? Just stay childless, and don’t abuse someone YOU brought into this world for 18 years of their life. I hate people.

    Alexandra Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend in sixth form came out to his parents in year 13 (17-18 years old) on his 18th birthday he was chucked out and my parents allowed him to live with us for the rest of year 13 and a year after to work full time before going to uni. I was shocked (and sheltered I think) that parents would just throw their child out like that at such a young age. Learnt then that I was very blessed to have such loving parents

    SmooshyFries
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most species kick out their young. Humans are the only species that take back their young- mine are 25 and 28 and I would take them back in a heartbeat

    Michelle Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would temporarily until they got back on track on their feet then send them back out there to try again

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    Bored Panda also wanted to find out more about the content creator's cooking channel. Redditor u/SalMinellaOnYouTube opened up to us that cooking and baking are his passions.

    "I have a cooking channel where I do some cooking and also some juvenile comedy so it's not exactly for everyone," he said that he enjoys throwing in silly jokes and Downton Abbey references.

    "I’m just sort of learning to use YouTube and everything that comes along with it, like video editing, and it's been a lot of fun," he told Bored Panda.

    "My videos are not very polished, but I am actually making the food you see, there are no camera tricks and there is no food artistry happening. If you see it, it is edible. Sometimes it's not edible, like the chicken salad."

    #7

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced That guests have to pay for their stay... They invited me for dinner, then calculated how many minutes I was over, charged for my portion of food, drink, electricity and water usage. Yes, they counted toilet flushing and timed me on hand washing. I could never do this to anyone.

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    Olivia Dean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... it's only enforceable after being informed. They tell you, you laugh, take your bags and skedaddle

    Cooking with Sal Minella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in the original thread said report them to the tax authorities LOL

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    Rose the Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever we visited my parents at Christmas, my half sister who lived there insisted we bring all our own food. toilet paper, soap etc. All the cupboards and fridge were completely bare so we had to feed them as well for the duration of our stay. Needless to say we didn't stay long.

    Jude Laskowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they too poor to afford basic necessities?

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just walk out telling them this friendship is over

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What friendship? This is no more friendship than a restaurant visit

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have in turn charged them for the pleasure of my company and their obvious delight at my witty conversation. "So just give me 50 bucks, and I'll call it even."

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whose family is super wealthy. When she stays at he sister's mountain house she has to leave money for the utilities. I stayed with them one Christmas. Beautiful house but never again. It was so friggin uncomfortable. I'd rather pay to stay in a hotel.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not so weird. In fact it seems like a considerate thing to do. She is costing her sister more by staying there so why not reimburse it. Assuming it's a holiday home the owner might even be getting someone in to clean and prep it before the sister arrives, which again costs money.

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    Bryan W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would laugh, loudly and forcibly directly into their faces and walk out the door without another word.

    Christian Dyson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making them pay is bad enough but making them pay after you invites them is just horrible

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    #8

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time at my best friend’s house. Her mom wouldn’t let us drink more than one glass of water in the afternoon because she thought it would dilute the nutrients in our body. Instead she gave us 7-up if we we were thirsty. I ended up secretly drinking water out of the bathroom faucet every time I used the bathroom when I was thirsty at her house.

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    Saint Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Idiocracy" comes to mind 😀

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7-up. Yeah, much healthier than water.

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why would water dilute nutrients, but 7-Up wouldn't? It's basically sugar water. Aside from that, water helps get those nutrients to where they need to be in the cells. Sure, there would be dilution, but that isn't the same as depletion.

    Fluffy Griffin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... maybe this came from something she learned after having a baby. To save money, some people add extra water to baby formula so it goes further. However doing this is very dangerous as then the baby ends up getting less nutrients and peeing more, causing them to actually flush needed salt etc from the body. As you grow this becomes less of an issue, unless you are sick (which is why Gatorade is good for you when you had a stomach bug).

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    Mr Old School Cool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I “learned” from a home economics teacher that cutting lettuce into too small pieces destroys the vitamin content

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 So what did this teacher think happens when you chew? Does that destroy the vitamin content as well?

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    Allison B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look. I'd much rather drink 7-Up than water. But banning someone from drinking water is ridiculous!

    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah, 7-Up the famous nutrient-rich drink!

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should not have children.

    Lisa T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you need to drink 3.5 liters of water a day for it to dilute nutrients

    Susan Cao
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not according to my nephrologist (kidney doc). I donated a kidney 20 years ago and have been drinking 3-4 liters of water a day ever since!

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    Lorrie Rothstein
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are made of water. So we are losing nutrients?

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    #9

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My wife once had a friend over for a sleepover when she was little. Suddenly, their mum showed up to take them home. Apparently, the friend had seen beer in the fridge and called her mum crying because of it. They were not allowed to look at, talk about, think about, and especially drink beer. Scared her so much that she called her mum to come get her

    TheCell1990 , nrd Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the girls fault, it the parents fault for raising them that way, what the hell

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is saying it's the kid's fault?

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    VodkaInMySweetTea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend similar to this. Turns out the parent grew up with a violently alcoholic father and their mother was killed by a drunk driver. So their only association with alcohol was pain and death. Sadly, they never got counseling for this childhood trauma and passed this fear onto their children.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought. That someone in the family had serious alcohol problems and the kid just knows "Beer is terrible. It's ruining our family." And not the reality of it. Even more likely since they said "when she was little".

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    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get no drinking it as a kid, but this is a bit much

    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drat! I'm going to have to delete my Bored Panda account now, they said the word "b**r"! /s

    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. Her parents should be ashamed! 😡

    BitchinintheBurgh'
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until they encounter the real world.

    Lavi Berko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no. a drink that adults drink, whatever shall i do?

    P Lucas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you use "they" when you know it's a girl?

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    Children break rules all the time because they’re, well, kids! They subconsciously test boundaries and constantly check what they can get away with. So, as a parent, you need to make the rules to be followed under your roof very clear and then enforce them when they (inevitably) get broken.

    Not finishing your homework really does mean no playing video games that evening. If you don’t mind the boundaries that you’ve set up, they’ll only get walked over. Actions have to have clear consequences so that everyone’s on the same page. Or you could do things the ‘natural consequences’ way and let your kids learn from their own mistakes. Not finishing homework would mean that you get an F the next day at school and lose some respect from your teacher and classmates. 

    At the same time, you can’t make the rules way too strict: you’re raising kids, not entering into a multimillion-dollar business contract with them. Following your kids’ every move and limiting what they’re ‘allowed’ to do might make them completely unprepared for the adult world when they grow up.

    #10

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced Pickle time. My aunt was getting her degree in early childhood education/development and went overboard with scheduling my cousins life to the nth degree. When I would visit I wasn't allowed to go into the fridge for a pickle "unless it's pickle time. Right but isn't pickle time." We were preteens. I waited until she went to the bathroom and took the whole jar of pickles into my cousin's room and played Nintendo and ate all the f*****g pickles

    HumanAverse , SuckerPunch Gourmet Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The childhood development program should kick that woman out

    Matthew Zornig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many families, pickle time means something very different

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was thinking this myself !!!!!! Hahaha ! (edit: amusing, but assuming it applies to the consensual nonbiologically close adults....... otherwise :'-(

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that cousin didn't get punished because of that.

    Brainmas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was clearly not understanding their courses.

    Cooking with Sal Minella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to reiterate this is not my family lol

    MisterE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom needed some "pickle time"

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    #11

    I was five and at a friend’s house. We were playing in leaves outside. There was a box of leaves I wanted to move closer to his box of leaves. My box had no bottom, so the leaves spilled out into a small pile. He went and told his mother, she came out and spanked me, quite hard. I ran home crying to my Mom, partly because it hurt and partly because of the injustice. She comforted me, but didn’t do much else (or so I thought). I learned, decades later, my Mom called up the spanker and told her to never lay a hand on any of her children ever again.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you lay a hand on any of my children you are getting much more than a call

    The Queen Of Upper Butt Crack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elementary school principle put me over his knee and gave me a " birthday spanking". I was embarrassed and remember I felt really weird/confused/grossed out. When I got home my mom could tell something was wrong so I told her what happened. Had barely gotten the story out and my 120lb mother was out the front door speed marching towards my school. When she came back she said she took care of it. The next day and rest of the year the principle would barley look at me and gave me a wide berth, he wasn't back in September .

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have pressed charges for assault if someone did that to my child

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True Story: A young Maya Angelou would not speak after a tragedy in her life. She could, but would not. A teacher slapped her across the face for not answering in class. Maya's (grandmother? Or mother?) walked to that school and slapped that teacher across the face, hard. But the killer was what she (Maya's relation) said to that teacher. Something to the effect that: I would not willingly disrespect you. But now you know how it feels."

    sharyn turnicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what world is it OK to put your hands on someone else's child? Not mine

    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, if she hit another persons kid, how much did she abuse her own?

    Kate G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is nobody else confused by the box of leaves?

    Sprout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A box for leaves that fell so that you can still play with them without them being all over they yard

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    Little L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden the police would be called.

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, in many parts of Southern US it is not just allowed but recommended

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    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a friend’s house when I was about 8/9 yo. Her brother complained to their mum that we weren’t playing with him. Their mum slapped me. We weren’t bullying him or being mean. We were just playing normally. She didn’t ask us to include him. I never went to her house again.

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    #12

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced I knew a guy who, in his 20s, still had a bedtime enforced. He had to be in bed by 8pm, and if he was sleeping over at a friend's house (in this case at my house during my 21st birthday party) he had to phone his dad at 8pm to say he was going to bed (he didn't go to bed though at least).

    Secret_Agent_666 , Greg Rivers Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to enforce no nap rule. I couldn't take a nap in the afternoon, no matter how sleepy I was, even on the weekends. But this rule didn't apply to himself, obviously.

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes that makes sense, unless you were an adult at the time, in which case he didn't have the authority. Taking naps during the day can cause insomnia in some people at night.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up like that. I worked full time all through high school and even though I was 18 through my senior year bedtime was 8 pm. After I graduated, and was still working full time, I was given a 10 pm bedtime. Told my parents I was moving out and my mom told me I wasn't allowed to move out. That didn't go very well for her, lol.

    Mel Colley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left home at 16 and it took me 8 years to not feel paranoid and scared whenever I made big decisions such travel move etc

    Nina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a surefire way to have your kids move far away and go no/low contact with you once they've moved out.

    Joe Average
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moved home in my mod-20s briefly after the military and found myself on my old HS midnight curfew. Was gone in a month.

    Lavi Berko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes frincking independent. i wonder what othery f*ckery his parents have.

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    #13

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced When I was younger, a friend said that we weren't allowed to watch Spongebob. I found out later on that, allegedly, this is because the holes in SpongeBob induce lustful thoughts.

    TobyOFM , lisaclarke Report

    Sarah Turney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could anyone resist squidwards nose tho. Lustful thoughts activate

    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the fúck even thinks this shít?! If your génitals get happy from seeing a cartoon sponge, you shouldn't have kids before addressing your mental health.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how did they wash the dishes in that house? Can't have been with a sponge.

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. We know what that kid's parents were thinking about....

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "who f*cks a sponge, under the sea? OP's friends' parents! OP's friends' parents!" sung to the tune.

    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to f*ck sponges that live in the sea? OP's friend's parents! They're lusty and icky and gross as can be! OP's friend's parents! If screwing a cartoon is what would like -- OP's friend's parents! Then get mental help or just take a hike! OP's friend's parents! OP's friend's parents, OP's friend's parents, OP's friend's parents, OP's... friend's parents!

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    Well then
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a church once for work I was doing with a nonprofit. I had my 3 year old daughter with me and I was carrying her on my hip. Some church lady approached me to tell me that I shouldn't carry her like that because it stimulates the genitals and makes them desire that feeling. I was dumbfounded. Where do they get this stuff?!?

    blizpix
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...when I was 3 (and I am a girl), I greatly enjoyed the seat belt fastener that went in between my legs, if you know what I mean. Kids will do what feels good, but I highly doubt holding your kid on your hip is that stimulating.

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    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lustful thoughts from a talking kitchen sponge? Wtf?

    Suzy Creamcheese
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet they get offended when you say religion is a mental illness...

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    #14

    Where I went to school there was an extremely religious family. Basically everything was a sin. Food that tasted good was a sin because it encouraged gluttony, etc. Only reason why the kids went to public school was because both parents worked. The daughter was so sheltered, she had a panic attack because she learned some people weren't Christian.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her parents weren't Christian either.

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Clap clap) sorry , it goes with the song..

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    Allen Packard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian... no. None of that is in the Bible. Good grief.

    Aaron Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not for the banning of religion but I sure am praying it dies away quickly! But as they say: pray in one hand, sh*t in the other...see which fills up faster 😔

    Rae Ramirez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had a core memory unlocked!! I had a family like this growing up! Got removed from their house for a week for saying booty!! Are there once and the food was terrible she said seasoned food is for gluttons!!! Wow

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks asss but relieving in a way, huh? Hope you have a Family Of Choice to rely on.......

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    DrGirlfriend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can Google why religion was INVENTED. Control the masses.way back when there was no global government or whatever. It was few in charge thinking how do we get them to act civilized and not eat each other ..... Religion is born then weaponized for centuries. In today's world we have laws, accounts and balances. We found a system not reliable on religion. We call it laws and regulations. But still religion is here. Some magical being that will torture you but loves you.. th fk

    Andrewsarchus42
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not every religion is like Christianity, you know…

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    Tams21
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God she at least went to school, imagine being homeschooled by those maniacs.

    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus drank wine with every meal...

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    #15

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced Was dating a woman for a couple of months, nothing seemed off or anything with her but we took a vacation where we visited both of our immediate families. At her parents house, we werent allowed to sit next to eachother or stand near one another. Also, we couldn’t sleep in the same bed…I had to sleep on the couch and she got the spare room. Their reason was that they didn’t want any “funny business” happening in front of them. We were both 32 at the time…

    MisterChiTown92 , Mert Kahveci Report

    That emo Girl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? This is very weird and resembles a puritan couple dating. (When being a puritan was common in England)

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puritans ran away and escaped to America. That might explain a lot.

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    Olivia Dean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd politely thank them, say it was lovely meeting, then leave. I wouldn't sleep on a couch, nor would let a partner. The woman would've know their parents/ family would have those rules, so that's crappy

    Cooking with Sal Minella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! In the original thread on Reddit I got called an “incel” for suggesting this is break up territory.

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    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have lied and said you were 33.

    Noname
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol 😂. I was 34, pregnant, and my mom didn't want my fiance to sleep with me in my bedroom because we weren't married, and- get this- what would the neighbors think? (Gee, mom, I don't think the neighbors knew who was sleeping with whom in whichever bedrooms in our house, and BTW, I'm 34 and very pregnant, with my 3rd child, and I'm sure no one on our street cared if I was sleeping in the same bed with my fiancé. ) And my mom was not some religious freak, she was just controlling and liked to shame people. Conversely, my fiance/now ex hubby wouldn't have sex with me in his mother's house until she shamed him into it.

    Vix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to even be able to stand NEAR each other?!!

    Mia Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents weren't allowed to sleep in the same room at my grandparents even when they were married. My boyfriend and I had to sleep in different rooms on different floors - I sneaked in his room at night (nothing happened!) But the talk the next day phew... When I told Gramps that I don't want to ever marry or bear children, he abruptly went out for a walk and said something like "you are not normal"... In the fourth year of relationship with my SO, he stated that SO had to call him as formally as the first day they met (because of the no marriage statement of me).... The next decade my SO very successfully tried to just avoid any addressing to Gramps because it's just weird after that many years for us

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was that woman, I would not have let my parents do that to my partner. They're grown adults, and I wouldn't be doing it at their place anyway.

    TheElderNom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a couple who had lived together for over ten years, had three children together but still weren't allowed to share a bedroom when they visited relatives in the US since they weren't married.

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    It also helps to take a look at how your friends and neighbors raise their kids. If you realize that you’re far stricter than everyone in your social circle, it might be a sign that you may need to scale things back a bit. Remember that everyone wants to be a great parent, but there’s no such thing as being ‘perfect.’ Take a more realistic, grounded approach to parenting. One that allows for mistakes.

    #16

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced when my sister was expecting her first boy, I got the baby a little stuffed bunny. its ears happened to have a floral pattern. she got rid of it because "there's no way my boy is playing with flowers."

    anidlezooanimal , Camylla Battani Report

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It saddens me to inform you that your sister is a complete lunatic

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, gotta love gender norms and misogyny.

    Rose the Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step daughter refuses to allow her sons to watch Peppa Pig because, "She is pink."

    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining her getting a daughter and forbidding her to look at sky or water because they're blue.

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    Courtney Christelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's favorite colours have been pink, purple. I painted his toenails and put makeup on him as a toddler when he saw me doing mine. And, yup, he's completely normal as far as teenagers go.

    Bree
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun! My 5 year old son loves flowers and was so excited when I painted his nails pink.

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    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming they're the type of people to have a gender reveal too when she was pregnant

    The Redhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad. My 5 yr old daughter was given a blue plush hippo when she was born. Not once did I think oh this is blue not pink so she can't have it. So here we are now she starts kindergarten in the fall; she calls her hippo one of her best friends, loves to bring it on car rides, & will NOT sleep without it.

    Lois Reese
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but why are there so many photos of pregnant women holding onto their bellies as if the kid is going to fall the hell out if they let gp? So bizarre.

    Michelle Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen many pregnant women literally in the first trimester stop doing this. I think they do it for attention and they want to tell people that they are pregnant by the third trimester, the weight can be uncomfortable and holding hands underneath your belly is a relief

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    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very sorry. Not for you, you seem perfectly normal and sensible, but for your sister. Such a shame.

    Lia is a platypus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stereotypes have ruined many lives... Poor kid, that is terrible

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    #17

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced A friend’s mom had gone to Woodstock and never quite recovered. Her magazines said that processed food was bad, so she wouldn’t let my friend use the food processor they got for Christmas. (I swear I’m not making that up.) Having once heard “using the microwave” described as “nuking the food”, no one was allowed into the kitchen while the microwave was running. You had to set the timer, hit start, then run to the living room until it beeped. She read that more people died of lightning strikes than bee stings. (I don’t know if that’s actually true; she read all sorts of b******t so who knows.) She knew lots of beekeepers, and a couple of them died from bee stings, so she inferred that death from lightning was somewhat common. When a thunderstorm was blowing in — and in southwest Missouri, that was all the damn time — she made everyone sit in the middle of the living room. It wasn’t enough to be indoors. You had to be many feet away from any closed window. My buddy practically lived at my house.

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    Olivia Dean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so frustrating the c**p that people espouse and believe about radiation etc.. and yet not know that we experience radiation from the earth just by existing (yes, I know I'm being simplistic). Like- do research, be informed, then create informed crazy rules

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not every form of radiation is bad. Did this woman understand that every time she listened to the radio she was exposing herself to radiation? Every time she turned on a light too. And if microwave radiation were the type that was dangerous, leaving the room wouldn't help and you would have dangerous radiation all over your food.

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    UpupaEpops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum refuses to use the microwave because she read that it works by making the atoms in her food shake faster. So her logic (term used loosely) is that you put fast shaking atoms into your body which is going to harm your slow shaking atoms. 🤣

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little knowledge can be bad if you don't know how to interpret it.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the type of woman to use essential oils and let astrology guide her through her day.

    Allison B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives in Missouri the idea of having to sit in the middle of the living room during a storm makes me wince. Especially in the spring or fall! I mean if it was during a tornado then I could understand hiding somewhere but that is ridiculous.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the "infectious" radiation is alpha or beta, not microwaves. It passes through and dissipates. Also, that's what the grid behind the glass is for, to block the waves!!

    A Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, that's some severe anxiety and other mental issues going on there.

    DrGirlfriend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank your parents and you for giving that kid a space to live without high stress and fear

    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A friend’s mom had gone to Woodstock and never quite recovered." 🤣🤣🤣

    G'ma B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Ridiculous! OMG! Ridiculous!

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    #18

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced There was a kid in my neighborhood growing up that was not allowed to chew gum. He soaked a piece of leather in sugar water and chomped on that. His parents were some strange religious nuts. They would scream about the devil if you knocked on their door Halloween night.

    whoopysnorp , Aleks Dorohovich Report

    Russell Rieckenberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you knock on their door on Halloween if all they had was sugary leather?

    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably knock with the iPhone on them to capture the devil rant, sorry I know that's a wee bit evil but.......Halloween....

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    religious nuts are the worst kind of parents

    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 50's, I wasn't allowed to chew gum, but didn't really know why. So I snuck some (age maybe 5 or 6), was chewing away when my father came in, so hastily took it out of my mouth and popped it in the pocket of my new skirt. That's when I learned WHY it wasn't allowed.....

    Shadozfire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would knock just to hear them scream about the devil while I was dressed as a sexy Devil 🤣🤣👹

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an irk about this as well though because my kids and ex tended to put the wad somewhere inconvenient afterwards, e.g., no exaggeration: on a table (on, not under); on the fridge; on a car dash; on the car door (inside); on the car handbrake, etc. It was gross. After the handbrake one they were banned.

    FASTSIGNS Baltimore-Northpoint 544
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thinking past black and white for some people is just too much of a strain. We need to be patient with them

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't disallow gum but I don't buy gum for my kids. My oldest tends to bit her cheeks a lot while chewing, like I did a lot growing up, so it just makes sense not to make that very available to her. She did get a pack from a teacher last week so I just told her to be careful and don't chew it around or show her younger sister, I'd rather not find gum stuck to random places

    Ray Perkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Strange. Religious. Nuts." Those words are synonymous.

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still mad at my parents about not letting me trick or treat because "Halloween is the devil's birthday." The amount of research I did at the library at 9 years old to prove they were wrong is sad yet impressive. I never convinced them and by the time they had mellowed out, I was a teen. Still holding that grudge

    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange religious thoughts explains a lot

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    #19

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My sister gave away a Spider-Man toy that I gave my nephew as a birthday present. His older sister told me “mum says that we’re not allowed false idols in the house” they’re really fundamentalist Christians.

    Debstar76 , Anton Danilov Report

    Karl Baxter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religious loonspuddery is all over this list

    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion can and does lead to backwards thinking

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    Ray Perkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprising most of the stories in this blog concern religion.

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister could have at least warned her that he wasn't allowed toys like that, so that she didn't get the kid a cool present that his mom was planning on snatching from him anyway

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??????? Not even a comic character???

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Malaysia, Mus.lim children are no longer allowed to have Spiderman water bottles or Ironman schoolbags because when you need help, you should call on God, not humans.

    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help imagining them getting robbed and instead of calling the police praying

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, it's their religion that's the false idol.

    Allen Packard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. They are out of touch Christians... Not a real thing.

    WillowRoseL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, religion - the bane of humankind's existence.

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    #20

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced We weren't allowed to interact with anyone outside the family. Mom and dad were afraid of liberals, communists, atheists, satanists, demons, gay people, and most other religions so they didn't want to risk us being exposed to the notion of tolerance. In theory, there was an approval process to get around that rule. Basically, my parents had to talk to that person and ensure that they believed all the same things my parents did. In practice, almost no one got through the process, and the few that did disqualified themselves almost immediately once the actual interaction began.

    Aperture_T , Krzysztof Kowalik Report

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, have you managed to escape from your cult yet or are you still trapped?

    david h
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the current GOP representatives.

    Ronnie Beaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to wonder what they'd make of furries?

    SarahBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this person wasn't home schooled, although it sounds like they probably were!

    Lisa Reuss
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    2 years ago

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    “We weren’t allowed to interact with anyone outside the family.” People just make sh:t up to be able to post something. For the love of Mike!

    blizpix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a family like this, there really are crazy people out there.

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    #21

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My best friend growing up, had to walk around her house on her tippy toes, because her parents couldn't stand hearing her footsteps.

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    Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes, let’s have a child BUT I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT WALK

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Children should be seen but not heard."

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excessive tiptoe walking in early childhood can actually damage the tendons (?) in your feet

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the hell can you have a child and not expect it to make very normal noises? Some people have a piece of chewed up bubblegum for brains, I swear

    Anton Swanepoel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for the pitter patter of tiny feet.

    Samuel Pelatan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to imprint in your child the regret they exist 101

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grew up in a two-storey house. Taught myself to walk on the balls of my feet so my parents couldn't hear my footsteps. Still walk that way barefoot...

    Joe Average
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a sibling that walked around on their heels. Sounded like a ten foot tall giant was stomping through the house - all the time. Might have been intentional. ;)

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    Well then
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both parents??? Where did they meet - a psych ward?

    That emo Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NARCISSIST ALERT NARCISSIST ALERT NARCISSIST ALERT NARCISSIST ALERT

    savage silence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to get hammer toes...my son has that issue...not because we forced him...it was just how he walked when he was a kid...we were forever telling him to walk on his whole foot...even his son does it from time to time as did I when I was a youngin

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    #22

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced In college I worked on a project with a girl who had to call her mother every time she relocated on campus. Like, when she left a location and then again when she arrived at the next location. So when she moved from the cafeteria to the library, or when we took a break to go get a coffee and when we left to go back to our dorms, when class started, when she left class, Had to call her mom. I avoided her for the rest of college.

    Cucumbrsandwich , Julia M Cameron Report

    Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl. I get that’s annoying to be around, but still: poor girl.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't her fault. So many of the things on this list aren't the kid's fault, it's the parent's fault

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people have so much energy to keep tabs on others and to receive phone calls all day? I don't even return messages until days after, much less phone calls.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mum needs a hobby. Another one.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi mom, it's 6am Sunday, I'm doing the walk of shame from Dan's dorm room to my own dorm room now..."

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor soul. She needed help, not being avoided.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could just see "friends" waiting til the girl is on the phone with her Mum and yelling "Come on girl! Stop hogging the drugs I want some." and "Hey get off the phone, we're going to be late for the orgy!"

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mom, this just sounds exhausting. I'd be working on getting my daughter into therapy if she was calling me that often

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago

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    Bet that girl never got kidnapped

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure she did. She was being held hostage by her own mother.

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    #23

    Growing up, my wife’s family was incredible close with a family with 5 siblings and they did everything together, including holidays. Their father died, and wife’s family helped raise the kids. Over time, the siblings each moved away, then the mother, until there was only one left (M). M is family and still came over for all holidays. He is a vegetarian/vegan, and always brought a tofurkey and side dish, so just the easiest guest to accommodate. My brother in law and his wife had 2 kids and bought their own big house so they invite us over for their first time hosting Thanksgiving. The rule? M was not invited because he was “not family.” It caused a huge fight and we ended up not going over there so M wasn’t left alone. It was a fight every year until finally they stopped inviting us altogether. When M went to his wife’s family for thanksgiving one year, we still didn’t go to brother in laws.

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So on the very holiday that's meant to be thankful for what you've been given in kindness, that, as I understand it, celebrates generosity and sharing a meal with strangers, this twatwaffle decides to exclude a long time family friend and his wife who was friends with them all their life let him. Wow.

    beccabootie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twatwaffle. I am going to remember that one.

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did the right thing. Tell your brother in law he's not invited because he isn't real family

    A gay cat man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    off topic but: why in the name of veganism would you refuse a tofurkey?

    Lisa Reuss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t make sense of this. M is part of OP’s wife’s family. All of her siblings & her mother moved away, except for M. M is the wife’s brother. Then OP said his “brother-in-law and his wife” bought a big house & started hosting Thanksgiving. Brother-in-law implies he is either OP’s wife’s brother (can’t be, so that’s a no) or OP’s sister’s husband, in which case why wouldn’t he just say “my sister & her husband”? I read it & re-read it, and it makes no sense the way it’s written. How is OP related to “my brother-in-law and his wife”? Anyone?

    Amy S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M is not part of OP's family, they were family friends. The brother in law is probably the wife's brother, so has spent every holiday with M for years but didn't want to invite M when he (brother in law) got his own house.

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    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just unintelligible pronoun soup. Someone was or wasn’t invited to thanksgiving and vegan, that’s all I got.

    juice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP’s wife’s family was close with M’s family growing up. M’s father died, so the wife’s family helped raise M and his siblings. Over time, M’s mom and siblings all moved away. M stayed, and still came over for all holidays. He was vegan but brought food for himself so he was easy to accommodate. Well, OP’s brother in law and his wife bought a house and invited everyone over for their first time hosting Thanksgiving. But M was not allowed to come because he was “not family.” It caused a huge fight, and OP’s family stayed with M instead of going. This caused a fight every year, so eventually the brother in law stopped inviting OP. And even when M went somewhere else for Thanksgiving one year, OP’s family still refused to attend the brother in law’s celebration.

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    #24

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced I was in a friend's kitchen (we were 8), sneezed, then turned and took a kitchen paper tissue from the roll, cleared my nose, and walked toward the kitchen sink door, to throw the wad into the trash bin. My friend burst out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!". I'm like "What? Throw away the trash." He continued "ARE YOU CRAZY?! SNOT PAPER DOESN'T GO IN THE KITCHEN TRASH!! JESUS, WHAT IF MOM FOUND OUT!!" I'd already thrown it, but he fished it out of the bin and flushed it in the toilet in under ten seconds. I already knew his mom was a nasty ol' battleaxe, but I had no idea how deep her will manifested itself in that sick house.

    Dickpuncher_Dan , Diana Polekhina Report

    Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of these parents seem just mentally ill. Feel bad for the kids.

    Yvonne Gardner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is a list of mentally ill parents abusing their kids.

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say - better to clog the toilet than to put something in the bin.

    DCB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    paper towels down the toilet? Wait till she gets the bill for clearing her drains...

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family that practice would have given us a huge water bill. Almost all of us have bad allergies

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to qualify as a mental illness. Even the dad was afraid of her, it wasn't even like he was mad at the son.

    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper towels and tissues would clog the plumbing. Toilet paper is designed to dissolve quickly in water, that is why it is useless for cleaning up spills. I'd have a different rule: you're not allowed to flush snot rags!

    Marc Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitchen paper shouldn't go in the toilet, unless your flush is like Niagara. It doesn't dissolve like TP and can block drains.

    Jude Laskowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flushing paper towels will back up the plumbing in no time.

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    #25

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced One of my best friends growing up had super Christian parents. My group of friends loved playing Diablo 2. We would spend weekends at each other's houses for LAN parties. If we ever went to super Christian house, we were not allowed to play Diablo 2 because it included the devil in the game. No matter how many times we explained that the goal of the game was to KILL the devil, they would just dig their heels in even more.

    sirscottric , Jessica Lewis Creative Report

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Christian nuts are not gonna let you play a game with any reference to a devil then 🙄

    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that applies to books as well. I heard there was a book where the devil features somewhat prominently. What was it called again...

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    Kaylee Best
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you remember what they would say when you told them the goal was to kill him?

    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing logical, I can guarantee that

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately that's how it is with a lot of games and shows, they actively seek out the devil for some reason.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear The Holy Bible has a lot of references to the Devil too... better not let the kid's read that!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    er the game is called "devil" in spanish? obvious.

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their fear? What IF you were not able to defeat the Devil? What then? BAD things would surely happen then! Very bad things. bad.

    DCB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sensing some sort of pattern here...what could that be...

    Michael Bell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes no since, given that the devil is mentioned in the Bible...

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the kids have an excuse not to read the Bible! And they're excused from all church services since preachers mention Satan so often in their semons.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman who gave birth to me once told me that I should never let my sons play Pokémon because it was evil from Satan. No joke. And she wonders why I am an atheist.

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    #26

    Ooh my wife didn’t have a door on her bedroom until she was a teenager because “you shouldn’t have to hide anything from your parents.” Her mom also would get really upset if she closed her bedroom door at night when she went to sleep. All of the siblings would sleep with doors open. It was a big adjustment for her at first when we got together to sleep with the bedroom door closed

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practically the same thing for me, my door was never, ever allowed closed.

    Kody Franks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not allowed to close my door either and I have a camera in my bedroom that points directly at my bed because "I can't be trusted" all because I had my phone in my room.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy....I had a door and my parents knocked on it before entering my room. I did the same with my kids, they have a right of privacy too

    Fishbone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really dangerous. If there was a fire, the room would be completely untouched with a closed door. An open door in a fire, could lead to your demise.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep doors open due to small rooms in my country and excess CO2 inhalation, you need ventilation. Open the windows and doors while sleeping (not external door obviously). Nothing to do with spying on the kids.

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, me too. Nothing to hide as rooms were only for sleeping. Waking hours were all spent downstairs because upstairs was baking hot during the day.

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pets = open doors here. edit... voluntarily

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a window on my door. 😑

    Ayesha Aleena
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents removed both of my room's latches for the same reasons as stated by the OP but my brother gets a free pass .

    GhostlySnail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never had a doorknob on my door until just a few months ago. Even now I’m not allowed to lock it, but I’m grateful for the small bit of privacy I guess

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    Greg Wilhelm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had three older brothers. My mom's rule was we couldn't close the door with girls over. She was totally in the right.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents said I was too modest, so I got dressed in the bathroom while running the water in the sink. They'd get mad when I wouldn't walk around the apartment in my underwear when I was a teenager, saying the nuns made me too modest. They couldn't understand why I saved my money and moved far away when I was 19.

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did she have a door? Or did she not have a door? I'm confused.

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    #27

    My FIL forbade my wife, and tried to forbid my two children, from driving once they passed their driving test. His wisdom was “put that piece of paper [driving license] in a drawer for five years” to reduce the amount of insurance they would pay. Spoken like he was passing down the knowledge of the Ancients. F*****g idiot.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him to "put his sorry *ss in a drawer for 5 years or more" to reduce the idiocy price you'd have to pay later as a result of spouse and children not being able to drive in case of emergency... Smh!!!

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the UK, if you don't drive for the 5 years (ie, don't insure a car) then you still get stuck for high insurance because you have no experience. Here, it's drivers who are insured, not cars.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have teenage children with driver's licenses, most insurance will raise you rates even if you claim the teens won't be driving.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends where you are. Here the rate is the same but your excess is higher.

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    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since he is now old and feeble. he needs to relinquish his

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US at least, after age 18 you HAVE to have ID on you or you can get a ticket.... The 5 year rule is flawed

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your father in law paying for your kids insurance?

    Bumblebee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that do anything? Like reduce premiums or something wherever they ate?

    Amy S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the UK it wouldn't, its your no claims discount that reduces your premium and you only get that by being insured.

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    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter rear ended someone and smashed up my convertible within a week of turning 16 and getting her driver's license... after I paid $500 for a driver's ed class for her.

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    #28

    When we were 13, a friend of mine was kicked out of the house by his parents for a week because he stacked things wrong in the freezer, and some bread got squished. He spent the week staying at different friends' houses each night until his parents let him come back home. EDIT: holy moly, this got a lot of action. For those wondering what kind of parents my friend had... The mom was super religious and tended to be pretty strict, but tried, unsuccessfully, to hide it when any of our group were at their house. The stepdad wasn't allowed to have much input when it came to any punishments because he wasn't the bio dad. My friend and his sister were always punished pretty much immediately by the mom, and step dad would just kinda disappear. Regardless of the error made, the punishments would build until she would snap and say something like, "get out of my house, i don't want to see your face!" She was definitely verbally and emotionally abusive, but i never saw signs of physical abuse. There were multiple occurances of me or other friends going to spend the night and being sent back home shortly after because she was in a bad mood and my friend didn't have his room clean enough for her liking. i.e. a plate and fork on the dresser from breakfast Or a couple clothing items on the floor

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kicking a kid out with nowhere to go is physical abuse and you can't convince me otherwise.

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be reckless endangerment? Or child endangerment? In any case, why is it legal?

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    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cps should have been involved

    DonnerDinnerParty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to this so much. My mother was an un-medicated bipolar meth addict. The first time I was kicked out of the house I was 12. It was all because I left a sock in the dryer that I didn't see. I went to my best friend's house for a safe place to stay, but their parents couldn't believe that any parent would kick their adolescent child out and they figured I was lying. I had nowhere else to go so I slept under their carport. They found me in the morning and decided to take me in. This family wasn't very well off, yet they never complained about keeping me safe and cared for. After about a month I was allowed to go back home. Unfortunately this wasn't the end. I was kicked out multiple times for simple child mistakes. Thankfully my unofficially adopted family was always there. Even today I am so grateful for them, there's no way I could thank them enough

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    #29

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced I had to make coffee for my in laws, even though I have no idea how their fancy coffee machine works and they refused to explain it to me. Now I'm not welcome there anymore because I have "no respect for them"

    PappelSapp , Calugar Ana Maria Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't go back there if I ad a gun to my head

    Katiekat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They set you up for failure. They didn't want you there, and I'm glad you're staying away. They are PROJECTING their lack of respect for you.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no respect for them, either.

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they were looking for ANY excuse to get this outcome and you are better off!!

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that is a win. I wouldn't want to be around those people.

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't sound like too much of a loss

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instant coffee - works every time.....

    Stacia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just did yourself a favor

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never going back anyway, no invitation necessary

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    #30

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My house growing up: if you had to go to the bathroom during a family meal, your plate was taken away and dinner was over for you. No bathroom during meals!

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    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically, if you really need the toilet, they'd rather you develop a liver disease and face hospitalisation than you leaving the table... just great. I'm pissed now.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slight exaggeration......You don't get liver disease from holding your pee, and you can't (after a certain point) hold your poop. Needing either causes great discomfort, so in the end, you decide 'which is better? Eat all my food or relieve myself'.

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    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you had IBS you were screwed.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought. Or some milk was hiding in a sauce and you're lactose intolerant...

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    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, where is CPS in all of these?

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought with the lady who locked the kitchen cabinets

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    SCP Panda [REDACTED]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to use the bathroom during a meal was considered rude according to my family, but not to THIS extent

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. We all have normal health, so I'll call the kids 5 minutes before dinner, so they have time to go to the toilet if needed. I don't like them to go while eating eighter. And we are seldom longer than like 30 minutes - so I don't see the problem. But taking away a plate or other punishment when they do need to go occasionally? That is a no-go for me.

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    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did everyone run to the bathroom before meals?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's eitherfood in, or food out. Make up your mind, kid."

    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that supposed to aid you in being able to plan ahead? Better go before you go!

    FASTSIGNS Baltimore-Northpoint 544
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's because you used it as an excuse to not eat your veggies

    Noah Neidlinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro what if you starve to death from having a small bladder

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    #31

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced The kids could not watch Barney because it's a "dragon". It was a religious family

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    Sarah Turney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's actually a dinosaurs so jokes on them

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might be a good argument if dinosaurs were real. We all know God put fake dinosaur bones in the ground for sinners to find and test peoples faith in the Lord. 😜

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    Well then
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine couldn't watch Barney because he was annoying. They also never knew what a teletubby was for the same reason.

    Butterfly_Cavewoman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought Barney was a dinosaur.

    Mike_The_Nike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his name is literally barney the dinosaur

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids couldn't watch Barney because they was in their twenties

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was because Barney is gay???

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, dragons are not religious?

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.... F*****g saint george KILLED a dragon. Why do these nut cases never follow their own words

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I love you, you love me, that's called b3stiality!"

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    #32

    Had a childhood friend whose mother was (and still probably is) obsessed with her image of wealth and piety. 1. They had a living room that you could not be in. We were allowed in the "family room", but not the living room. 2. When we were 6, my friend and I played dress up. I was Protestant, they were Catholic. A mint green cross necklace was in my friend's play jewelry. When we went downstairs to show her mom, her mom's eyes got wide as dinner plates and she yelled, "GET THAT ROSARY OFF HER NECK!" 3. When we were 18, I started seeing my (now) husband who works a public retail job. Her mother started ridiculing his job and how he walked "like he had a stick up his a*s". He has a lumbar spine injury. I let that friend go because as we grew she began turning into her mother and now she won't talk to me.

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    Cooking with Sal Minella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “My name is Erin Quinn, and I come from a place called Derry...or Londonderry depending on your persuasion”

    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats really sad. Especially the way the husband was treated. Just because someone doesn't walk the way you do dosen't make them any different. Discrimanteing or making fun of people with dissabillitys is one of the top ten things that really pissis me off

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to catholic school growing up. Wearing a rosary around your neck is a huge no no for some reason.

    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish she hadn't succumbed to the insanity, but its good that the friend was able to recognize that it was not a sustainable relationship.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a formal living room isn’t that odd. It’s a concept from an older time when people had manners and would host guests formally and treat them with great respect. Such concepts are apparently mocked and derided these days, sad days.

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 was is pretty common when I was growing up. We had the "living room" and the "den". The living room was kept spotless, had the fancy furniture (with slipcovers) and the pictures of untold generations on the walls. It was for company.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what six-year-old children play "Protestant and Catholic Dress-up"

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    #33

    I had a friend in 5th grade and her mother was legitimately insane. She wouldn’t let her daughter come to my house because we had carpeting. I think she had some munchausen by proxy because she was convinced her child was allergic to everything, including dust mites/any innocuous dirt in carpeting. The girl also developed an eating disorder…she was a dancer when we were kids and her mother apparently monitored what she ate extremely closely. I felt so badly for her.

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    OSKNILLAB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s sad. I know a kid who’s parents are both over 400 pounds at least and he only eats one meal a day because he’s scared he’s gonna end up the same and he developed a social disorder cuz his dad abusive. (Forgot to mention that the reason his mother is so heavy is because her husband abuses her emotionally)

    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just shouldn’t have kids

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Munchausen's by proxy is a LOT more severe than that, trust me.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MBP is when you know that your kid isn't ill but you make them.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see this if you work in an ER. A parent will make a kid sick to call attention to themselves.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should tell her all about the mites living in her eyebrows and lashes having sex all the time. Love to see her reaction!

    blizpix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, dust mite allergies are legitimate, and I do actually have terrible allergies to them and most things. So I guess the question is whether the allergies were real?

    Cooking with Sal Minella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read on the internet that once that carpeting is more sanitary than wood/vinyl and since I like to lay on the floor sometimes I’m repeating it here to reinforce my belief.

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    #34

    Growing up my dad and stepmother gave my sister and I chores that we had to do before we were allowed to go out with our friends. I thought it was normal until I moved out. When I vacuumed the marks couldn't overlap and they had to go in the same direction. I had to clean the bathroom wipe everything down including the shower no water spots allowed. No personal items (shoes, jackets, or bags) could be left in any other part of the house besides your room. We had a sitting room that no one was allowed in that I also had to clean weekly. We had a dishwasher but I had to do the dishes every day by hand I had an 11pm curfew even on prom night. After I joined the military and moved away married and had children, I still had the 11pm curfew if I came back to visit. I was in my 30s at this point. Oh and I forgot to mention I didn't get an allowance for this so if I wanted money I had to not eat lunch at school and save my lunch money. I also bought all my school clothes from the age of 12 on up working cropping tobacco in the summer.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could swear this was written by myself or my brother but a, I know I didn't, and b, he was never in the military. Took me years to let go of "the house must be perfect."

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At almost 64 I've realized that better than it was is now OK.

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    Allison B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of those rules make sense and I think are fine. But the vast majority of them are honestly just horrible

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Finish chores before going out." Okay, normal. Teaches responsibility. "Vacuum lines cannot overlap..." and we've entered crazy town...

    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in my 20s visiting mom and dad, mom would say "be home by 11" and I'd say "I have a key. Don't wait up".

    Celia T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex’s mother was like this. I left my shoes in the den next to the couch. They were out of sight. I came down the next morning to them proudly displayed on the coffee table. “You left your shoes.”

    R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the table? I would be in chock and go ballistic . It’s extremely unlucky and said to bring sorrow and bad luck with shoes on table (same with keys)

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    inkpen-waxwings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this............ not normal?? My 8pm curfew is shaking in its boots

    Mike_The_Nike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have never gotten even a single penny for doing chores.

    Jeff Holcomb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a pretty normal childhood other than the carpet lines. I'm not sure why kids expect money just for being alive? 😂. We never got an allowance. And we did hard manual labor, like loaded rock and firewood and helping my dad with construction jobs. We were happy to just have a loving home and food on the table. I've had a full time job since 16 and paid my own way through college. It teaches responsibility and creates good work ethic. Kids today are babied and lazy.

    DustTea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was like “oh, chores before fun, yeah that’s norma- oh that’s really extreme “

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abuse. By any other name it's the SOSDD.

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    #35

    My stepmom had a totally bonkers rule about feet. She was irrationally afraid of plantar warts and, according to her, anyone she didn't know intimately had plantar warts. As a family we had a second home/beach house that was basically a small bungalow and only had one restroom with one stall shower. Nobody, no friends, relatives, could use that shower after the beach because they'll get their plantar wart all over the floor and then she'll take a shower and she'll get plantar warts. We also had a swimming pool and she would make new people, including children, WEAR SOCKS IN THE SWIMMING POOL. And as far as I know, nobody living in our house including her ever had plantar warts so... unreasonable? Sure. Effective? Sure.

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    Olivia Dean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't everybody just wear thongs as you do in public shower stalls and be done with it? Also, I've never heard of "plantar"...

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinky! Oh, you probably mean flip-flops.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like athlete's foot, that 's much more likely.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now while I'm not this bad. I refuse to go some places bare foot, because of things like athletes foot, and ring worm. Fungi infections that can not be cured only treated. Protect your feet people you need them.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Planter's peanut brain syndrome

    Doug the Special one
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are skimpy knickers going to help your feet?

    Mingey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dermatologist told me the best way to get rid of warts is to put surgical tape over the wart, on DRY skin and keep it dry, obviously change it everytime it gets wet. It works!!!!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape will work too! But you can buy wart-removing bandages (salicylic acid) and freezing kits over the counter at any drugstore now :)

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    #36

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced I have a friend whose dad had one paper towel specifically used for eating bagels. You cannot re-heat or eat your bagel on anything other than the bagel towel. No plates or bowls were allowed to be used for bagels. You got your turn with the bagel paper towel or you waited till it was free

    SWIGGITYGiraffe , Charlotte May Report

    BagelBoi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f in the chat for all my fallen bagels on that paper towel

    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago

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    A lot of these post obviously have poverty at the bottom of the weirdness. Easy to mock but if you had to decide between necessities like heat or rent on a limited budget you might find yourself inventing a bagel paper towel.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up poor, without a furnace in Northern Indiana poor. A bagel paper towel does not make sense. We didn't even BUY paper towels, they were a waste of money. Use a plate or use a rag to tidy up

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago

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    I would never eat bagels, a lot of these rules are really easy to just avoid.

    Bumblebee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being avoidable doesn't make them any less psychotic.

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    #37

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced We were never allowed to ask for anything while visiting...even a glass of water

    Flimsy-Attention-722 , Lisa Fotios Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm having guests, I am supplying them with as much as they will accept, they don't even have to ask. Why would anyone treat people like that

    Kitten Dog Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had people over I would dothe same, Loverboy. Now I have a few select people over and they just help themselves to the kitchen. Just as family would. (I was raised that way, the kitchen is in there. Help yourself. )

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    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rule for guests in my house is "you've been here before, you know where the fridge and pantry are"

    beccabootie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone and their child was visiting us when I was a child, if the kid asked for one of my toys to keep I had to give it up. If I was visiting another child in their home and asked for one of their toys to keep I was slapped across the face.

    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom is like that. If i ask for something at someone elses house she will get angry at me. Once i was at someone elses house and their kid hurt me (physically but not to bad, only shoved me) and i told on them, and my mom got angry at me.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually illegal in some places.

    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be interesting to know if this was this person's parents who set the rule or the friend's

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I have someone over they help themselves. I don't care what they take just help yourself

    Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't ask - go get it yourself.

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    #38

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced A friend's parents had a pool table. His mom decided to play with us one day, and gave us the house rules. She said, "When it's someone's turn to shoot, I tell them. If someone gets ahead of me, they lose their turn. Everyone plays very hard, and in the end, I win."

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    Misha Writer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite the same, but when I was a kid, my paternal grandparents had a pool table in the basement. I was never allowed to play because my grandfather was convinced I would rip the surface of the table. It wasn't because I was a girl, my aunts were allowed to play. He just hated me (the feeling was mutual).

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did your friend's mom enjoy her job as a health insurance company executive?

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Then I'll win and not play b***h how fun will that be then.

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kick her a*s purely on principle!

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    #39

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced my 11 year old daughter was at a friend’s house and my daughter said “oh my god” and then got lectured by the parents for using god’s name in vain.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrong use of the Lord’s name, the one the Bible warns against is using God’s name for evil. Not that I believe in a God, but "using god's name in vain" really just means doing evil in the name of him.

    WillowRoseL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "doing evil in the name of him" - you just described Christianity.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again this is normal in a Christian household. When you visit a Christian's home, out of respect for them, you do not use The Lord's name in vain. And your children should be taught this, even if you're atheist. "We don't believe saying that means anything. But for them it's very important. So please don't use The Lord's name in vain at their house. It's just common courtesy. It's like going to a trans person's house and using their proper pronouns. Just try to be respectful of everyone.

    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be normal in a fundamentalistic Christian household. For everyone I know saying "Oh god" is among the top 5 go-to reactions when you're surprised/shocked, no matter your actual religious orientation, and I've never heard anyone being reproved for it. I guess "normal" is what you're used to.

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    whatever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom would lecture us if we said "Jesus Christ !" when we reacted to something.....but whenever she reacted to something she would always say "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph !". Ironic.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silliness. The Christian deity's name isn't 'god'. 'God' is a generic word that refers to any deity, including Zeus, Allah, Jehovah, Ra, etc.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I don't agree I understand. to some people that's the same as if your daughter said f**k in their house. Any kid that ain't mine started cussing or using language that I consider to be cussing I would talk to them about not using that language in my house or they wouldn't be allowed back.

    Aaron Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The god of which these people speak is at best an impotent irrelevancy, and at worst a sadistic monster. In either case unworthy of worship of any kind. So yes, I'll use God's name in vain as much as I like, thank you very much.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Oh my god!" Someone: "Don't take god's name in vain!" Me: "Which god do you mean?"

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' "Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'."

    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. I'll take two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel.

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    Mrs. Dearly Regret
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember once beaten as a kid for the same reason.

    Grace Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha even I got lectured about this a couple times as a kid. Even though I myself was Christian

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    #40

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced A lady once watched my kids, and the rule was no beverages during a meal. I think she didn't want kids filling up on liquids instead of food...?

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    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was back in the mid 1990s Some article claimed that drinking during meals is unhealthy and children may choke on food if they drink something. And people took it too seriously. When I was in kindergarten, one of teachers always make sure we did not drink anything during meals. We werre allowed to drink only after we finished meal. No idea where that belief came from.

    Ashley Greer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually drinking fluids while eating makes you take in more air into the stomach. Facts learned in bariatric nutrition. That’s also why using a straw is discouraged.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we had this rule too because all 3 of us kids would fill up on drinks and not eat much food. It wasn't very strict unless we went out to dinner because we were the worst with refills at restaurants so dad put his foot down; probably the only thing he put his foot down over 😆

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just drink water with dinner. Nobody is filling up on that.

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody comes to my house and makes rules for my kids.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking during meals helps you to fill up faster and not over eat. If you are hungry, try drinking cold water instead.

    Polly Walsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink then not finish their burgers when out and about. Then complain their hungry. Drinking after no drama but not filling up on softdrink first

    Polly Walsh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes not my kids used to drink then not finish

    Dan St John
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does almost every story make me think of republicans?

    Amanda Workman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin still can’t drink until after she eats because of the trauma this b******t rule caused her

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    #41

    Had a friend who was very much into computer gaming in the late '90s/early 2000s. Voodoo video cards were very much in vogue, but his parents forbade him from using the term "voodoo," even in reference to the card. They suggested they he instead call it the "V-card;" the hilarity of the situation was lost on them.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voodoo isn’t even a proper thing. It’s a perversion of Vodu, a Haitian religion born from the mix of culture overlapping in the midst of the slave trade.

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Haitian friends would disagree with you that it’s “not even a thing”.

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    #42

    We have one; it’s not too crazy but a guest might wonder “WTF?” No singing at the table. My daughter, as a young child, would just start belting out a (totally randomly generated) song while we would try to eat. She would sing it very loudly. We just made the rule that no singing was allowed at the table. If a little friend came over, we’d keep the rule consistent (it applied to us as parents as well). Now my daughter is 16, and every once in a while one of us will start to hum a tune just so the other two can sternly (and mockingly) say “No singing at the table!”

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    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, if I started humming, singing or "dancing" (sitting down) when eating dinner I was firmly told not to do that since it was not a disco I was at. Always made me stop but also added to the overall trauma of growing up because I had sung (or whatever) because I was happy and then told I wasn't allowed to express myself that way. Today, I let my kids sing and even leave the table for a minute to show us some dance moves they "invented" in kindergarten.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious! I actually have to do this with my youngest bc she is deafening and won't eat.

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my maternal grandparents, were not allowed to talk. You had to eat in complete silence. You need the salt but can't reach it? You nudge the person next to you, point at it, then thank them by nodding.

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the same rule but it was because no one wants to see that mashed up food in your gaping mouth while belting out your favorite dinnertime tune. Gross.

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was part of generic table manners when I was a kid, like no elbows on the table and no drinking while eating soup ( still haven't figured out the why of that one)

    Amanda Cruz Lmt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the same rule at my grandparents house because me and my sister would randomly sing as kids lol it was only inforced when we were under 10

    #43

    The twelve year old kid had to wear a shirt and helmet while playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. It was me. I was the kid.

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    CT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This way the game is more immersive. 😆 But thinking about it, the method is certainly weird, but I find that there is an educational side to always associating the skaterboard with the helmet

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    #44

    Not their house but my wife has a cousin who took her child home because my niece was watching Disney Channel and I was wearing a tank top. She felt like those things were bad for her 12 year old to be seeing and experiencing and took him home.

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    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, not a tank top! How dare you expose this poor innocent to the bareness of your arms??

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tank tops are of the devil because they expose your shoulders and potentially your bra strap. Only a shameless h‌ussy would ever wear one /end sarcasm

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, tank tops. The gateway to mainlining heroin and doing a**l.

    #45

    My parents had a neighbor two doors down from them that made their kids leave the inside of their house by 8:00 am in the summer and they were not allowed back inside until it was bed time, around lunch and dinner time the mom would put food out on a table in the front yard for them to eat. In the winter months after they got home from school they stayed outside till it got dark. Just a very odd family all the way around. Didn’t surprise anyone when the oldest daughter got pregnant at 15 and moved away.

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    Olivia Dean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it wasn't safe inside??

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a scary f*****g thought, but now that you say it, it sounds reasonable.

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    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have to go to the neighbor's to use the bathroom?

    Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parents were probably doing something dodgy like packing dr.ugs or filming por.nos during the day.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one called child protective services.

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    #46

    My college dorm roommate was on the phone with her mom and her mom said, “don’t share food with your roommate.” Lol. it’s ok, i can live without your cheeze its and gummy worms. I would never tell my child not to share. WTF.

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up poor and was never told anything like that. Poor people are often the most generous with what they have.

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    #47

    My friend’s mom would not allow the word “Dang” in the house as it was “one small step from a swear word”. She also wouldn’t let the kids watch Mary Poppins as it had witchcraft, and kept the sugar under lock and key. Both kids got into hard drugs and ended up in secure treatment facilities

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    Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids did not learn self-control as the mum controlled everything.

    OSKNILLAB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why some people shouldn’t have kids…

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    #48

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced My ex FIL had a rule that once he sat down for a meal, only his wife and grown children could get him anything he needed from the kitchen. He would not stand up

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    Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor man’s masculinity was so fragile that he’d turn into a woman if he went into the kitchen.

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what he did when no one else was home. Just starve until his wife got there?

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    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You want it, you can get it yourself "

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dbag dude. I know people like this, pisses me off. I am a grown man I will get my own f*****g plate unless my wife offers. Usually cause she's not sure what or how much I'll want and always f***s my plate up, which I don't tell her, I say thank you so very much honey I love you but I can get my own plate.

    #49

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced No Harry Potter it's Unchristian

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    Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Christian website that doesn't like Harry Potter because magic uses a picture of me and my brother reading them happily. Oh, the site thinks it causes satanism, so I want to tell them that I do not worship satan but Cthulhu

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a huge Harry Potter fan, until the last couple of years because I can't separate JKR from her work. I can't stand her now. It's more of a book thing than a movie thing though - for the books, that was, editors aside, all her own work. Hundreds of people were involved in the films. That said, I haven't brought myself to watch any of them recently, and I haven't seen the latest Fantastic Beasts. I'm not sure what I'll do when my daughter is old enough, but I won't be banning HP. I think I'm just not going to bring it up. If she discovers it by herself, then that's fine. There's more to think about, and our own views may change. It's all so disappointing. JKR is actively against my friends existing as themselves. It seems that the trans-positive allegories in her writings (which some trans friends have told me was one of the aspects that drew them to her books, knowingly or unknowingly) were purely coincidental.

    Lavi Berko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (pls don't downvote) jkr is not transphobic. i recently listened to a podcast on the things that she did. she was saying that it is okay to express opinions. she is not against trans people, or for trans people.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it contains magic... like the bible?

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had friends like this. always seemed weird when they were focused on making their daughters smart, let them read ALL the ideas.

    Strings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've made this comment before: my ex's aunt borrowed the series from us, and it took forever to get back because she passed it around to all her sisters (she's a Franciscan nun)

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    #50

    Went to a playdate at a church friend's house. Her mom made us wear t-shirts over our bathing suits to "maintain modesty"...we were in kindergarten. My parents had the rule that any friends coming over could only play outside. They couldn't come in even for a glass of water. I had to bring it out to them. I was not a popular child.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they knew the father was a paedophile and wanted to avoid 'temptation'.

    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way to do that is keep children away and get therapy. That other reasoning (if true) strays perilously close to victim shaming (if anything actually does happen).

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    #51

    When I was a kid, my best friend's mom wouldn't let us walk anywhere in the house except for on designated paths. Supposedly she didn't want us messing up the vacuum trails left on the carpet after you vacuum. Basically she wanted her house to always look like it had just been vacuumed. But the carpet looked even worse than it would have looked had she just let us walk everywhere since there were very visible trails leading to each room and to the couch and kitchen.

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    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they lived in Nashville in the late '80's. I knew a girl whose mom had paths of carpet runners in her house. You know the clear plastic kind with the spikes on the bottom? You couldn't veer off of these paths or her mom would be upset. She ended up kicking me out of their house as well because I brought the Necronomicon in their house. I wasn't a "devil worshiper". I was just curious as to what the book was about. It was kinda weird because the mom was very familiar with men and flaunted her many boyfriends in front of her daughter.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if she (the mom) was related to my friend's mom? She had the plastic runners as well as plastic furniture covers. They had a swimming pool which they rarely used, because she didn't want people tracking wet footprints on the TILED kitchen floor if they came in the house for a drink or snack, should they happen to forget the "dry off before coming in" rule.

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    #52

    My friends dad would have a almost screaming rage at me if I didn’t finish all my food . He would say we don’t waste food in this house and hed bully me to eat it . I refused and my friend usually finished it for me . Very good way to teach disordered eating .🥴 Never force someone to eat something that’s vile and harmful . I ended up not spending the night anymore after that happened a few times .

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That behaviour IS vile - but after it happened for the first (and maybe second) time why eat there at all, or take more than, say, one half sandwich?

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that you shouldn't waste food and you shouldn't pile more food on your plate than you can finish. You can always take more later if you need. Didn't you learn that in your own house? He probably grew up poor or is still poor or had to work very hard to buy that food or spent a lot of time and effort preparing it and there you are, tossing his food and money in the garbage, treating his food and him with disrespect. He is not teaching you disordered eating, he is teaching you manners.

    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe dad served the food, and insisted they finish what he gave them.

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    #53

    Growing up my cousins often stayed with us. They were not allowed to watch TV or play computer. They could not have fun on Sundays, could only go to church, read Christian books and nap. They could not travel on Sunday. Sundays were eery with 7 kids in the house and no laughter.

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    #54

    When I was a kid, my friends mom was a little nuts. She had a sitting room with a couch and a love seat that nobody was ever allowed to sit on. You had to walk through it to get to the rest of the house and it led to the kitchen and then the living room. If you sat on the furniture in the sitting room she'd throw a fit. I always felt like it was such a waste, to have such a nice room and never use it. It would have been a perfect study room or reading room. She also had other crazy rules, like punishing my friend when his little sister did anything wrong. As if he was responsible for her actions and looking out for her.

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger my parents had a room we only used when visitors came. The couch was quite comfy. But no one ever used it unless we had visitors. One day I wandered through with my book and spontaneously decided the cool and quiet room with the huge opened patio door (you had to walk through the room to get to the terrace) was perfect to have a peaceful afternoon, so I got me some pillows and huddled in the huge armchair. After a while my father walked through and asked: why on earth are you sitting here? I told him and he looked really confused. But then he got his newspaper and sat on the sofa to read. Rinse and repeat when my mom found us. After that we all used that room frequently. My siblings too, whenever we wanted peace and quiet. It was also the coolest room in summer in the whole house. It was just an usus they'd learned from their parents to have a room for special occasions and no one had questioned that. But as soon as they saw me sitting there the spell was broken

    Iampenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend whose mother was the same. No one was allowed into the "good" sitting room EVER!!!! She would dust, polish and vacuum the room every Sunday and the curtains had to remain closed at all times for fear that the sunlight would bleach the carpet and couch. My friend got grounded for a week because she found the key to the sitting room and dared to open the door to show us the sacred room (we never entered, just snuck a peep from outside the open door)

    UpupaEpops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was very much a thing in my grandparents' generation. Virtually every house I've been to had a room that was only ever used to entertain guests and was off limits to children.

    Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum too. She's very houseproud. To this day, she complains every time I sit on the sofa. I always ask her, why do you even own a sofa if it can't be used? I know the answer - it's only for guests. I'm not allowed to use the aircond even if I have a pounding headache from the heat. It has only been used for 1 week in the past 20 years - the one week that we had a guest.

    Skulls.N.Succulents
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a very antiquated but normal one because everyone I knew my grandparents age had one too...

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    #55

    When I was a kid we used to play a game called Tunnels and Trolls (it was basically a cheap Dungeons and Dragons ripoff) and one of our friends with ultra religious parents wouldn't let him play because 'troll' is Swedish for 'devil'. To this day I have no idea whether that's even true.

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    CarpeDentum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so very much not true. Troll is the Swedish word for, and this is a big surprise I know, troll. It is also the plural word. Troll = troll and also troll = trolls.

    Suzie Alto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol its not.. jàkel is Swedish for devil

    Lex Sandberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo... Djävul is Swedish for devil. Source: I'm Swedish. We don't have a word that is jàkel. We don't use à. Jäkel can be used as a childish, joking way to describe a friend that is a prankster or just like to be funny.

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    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Troll is not a Swedish word for devil. And it's not in any Nordic language. But I must add that in the 1800s as the ppl became more Christian 24-7 (most ppl before that defined themselves as Christians, but when they weren't at church they also had all those other entities to deal with on a daily basis , like trolls, nisser, elvens etc) they started to see the entities from folk tales as a sort of demons from pre-Christian times. The first source of a nisse-figure is from an Icelandic saga where a bishop is pouring holy water onto a family of "nisser" and driving them from their home. So yes, a troll CAN be viewed as a sort of demon. But troll is not Swedish for devil.

    #56

    My nephew wasn't allowed to use the trashcan(automatic) or flush the toilet. They say it's cuz he used them inappropriately but I'm like how is he gonna learn to use them appropriately if he is banned from ising

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of how my father was always complaining about how I couldn't do household repairs but refused to actually teach me. Like, did he believe the handyman fairy came at the night of my 8th birthday and implanted me with the knowledge of how to lay bathroom tiles?

    Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not allowed to flush the toilet? So his parents/maid/dog follow him around and flush the toilet for him after?

    #57

    My friend was married to a tyrant for way too long. He made his children go to the bathroom at specific times of day so they could "train their body" to "go" at those times. He also turned on the water heater for a few hours a day, and allowed the kids only 10 minutes per shower. This was all in the interest of saving money apparently. I was so happy when she divorced him.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 minutes is plenty of time for a shower. In Oz it is recommended we have showers under 4 minutes.

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Train their body? Ummm, I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not how the human body works...

    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mt ex's father always turned the water heater completely off in the summer.

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    #58

    Extreme politeness. One of my friend's mom had very strict rules about politeness. I once went to this friend's house as a kid, and she offered me something to drink. I said "yes please" and "thank you" once she gave me the drink. The next day at school she told me her mom was upset and wasn't sure if I was allowed to come back. According to her (the mom) I should have said "yes, thank you (for offering me this drink)" and the "thank you" again after getting the drink. Both "yes please" and "yes thank you" are correct in my language. In the end I was allowed to go back, but that's such a weird reason to be mad at a kid. We also weren't allowed to call something ugly, or say that something tastes or smells bad. Instead we had to say "I don't like how it looks/smells/tastes". (small edit to clarify that part: we weren't allowed to use these phrases *at all* when she was watching us, *ever.* You accidentaly ate some food that went bad? it's not gross, you just don't like it.)

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    N.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the last part about not calling things ugly or saying they taste bad is a good rule. I'm an adult with no children, and I make a conscious effort not to label things or people negatively. You can go around calling everything you don't like yucky, or you can say something like"I don't enjoy the texture of boiled carrots, but I prefer them roasted." Words matter.

    UpupaEpops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I have a pedantic aunty like this. She Basically speaks the ye olde English version of our language. God forbid you use a borrowed word or shorthand form of anything.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am both pedantic and an aunt, and feel compelled to point out that "the ye" is redundant. "Ye" means (and is correctly pronounced) "the." It was originally spelled with a thorn, a letter that is not used in contemporary English, which is pronounced as a "th" sound.

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    Weezy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be the most benign out of all the posts I've seen so far. A little odd but at least they were trying to teach some manners. Weird teaching someone else's child manners though.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family we don't say please unless we're irritated. It sounds sarcastic ("clean up your room, please!"). We say "can you" or "won't you". "Won't you clean up your room?".

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    #59

    40 People Spill The Tea On The Weirdest Rules They Were Unfortunate Enough To See Enforced The kids had to call farts "fluffs"

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f**k did you fit that out? For that matter, how did you get it in?? /j

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    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother used to call it a poot. I still can't hear that word without laughing.

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds reasonable. When I was a kid a fart was called a Trump. I think most parents prefer to use words like poo, wee and fluff around their kids instead of sh1t, p1ss and fart. A bit like BP really.

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluffing is a whole entire different thing in some industries.

    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did we. It was actually very common in our area when I was a kid.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I fluffed that essay question on the test."

    Jorr616
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to say 'fluff' in our house as well. Midwest, USA.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gonna eat a fluffernutter in that household...

    Weezy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL gets super offended when we use the "other F word". It's fart and I'm 48.

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    #60

    i once went over to a friends house when i was younger and she lived with her mom and grandma. we were eating thin mints and my friend didn’t want the rest and offered them to me, so i ate em. welp turns out the grandma saw me eat her thin mints and proceeded to yell at me and what an awful greedy child i was. i was 11. when i told my parents about it, i wasn’t allowed over to her place anymore

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    Tyranamar Seuss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just picture crotchety old grandma "You greedy child! Eating all the thin mints!" LOL.

    OSKNILLAB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #61

    Family friend wasn't allowed to say the word "gross" because it was his mom's maiden name; I'm guessing she'd been teased as a kid and hated it . My brother said it in front of him at our house once and the kid freaked out and told my mom he'd said a really bad word. That mom was just making her kid weirder with that one.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI gross as a german surname means "Great".

    WillowRoseL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "gros" is French for fat. Language is beautiful and weird 😉

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    #62

    My step brothers had to use lidded coffee cups for juice and water in the house until they were 20. I mean, yeah they're disasters and spill everything, but now that I'm a parent, I definitely love my kid more than my carpet

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids are clumsy and one would knock over her drink every. single. meal. for her first ~10 years so yeah, she got to use the lid

    Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That way, they never learned to not spill things or to clean up after themselves.

    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's wife wouldn't let me fill my glass more than just below half until I was about 14 years old. Nor carry a 1.5 liter bottle of soda. Because she believed I wasn't strong enough to carry it without spilling or simply dropping it all on the floor. Then my dad and her adopted my brother and she enforced it with him as well. He didn't care about it, though, and would rather take her yelling and angry panic than follow that rule. Lol.

    Skulls.N.Succulents
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my kids (now 21,19 & 13) still spilled juice like they did when they were allowed nothing but soppy cups that's all they'd be allowed to use as well. But even though it's not a rule everyone who lives at my house has their own "special" cup they prefer to drink from and they all have some type of lid!

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking from a lidded cup costs nothing. Carpets cost thousands. It is not an outlandish request that your children don't f*****g spill, if they can't get the hang of how hands work then they can drink from a f*****g sippy cup.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you miss the part where it says until they were TWENTY?

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    #63

    A woman with 2 teenage daughters will only pay for their college if they DONT’T date or have boyfriends.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm a bit control freaky I mean I get the idea that lovers are a distraction during college but you can't tell kids NOT to get involved. It's going to happen.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For two of my female students, their parents rule was that they couldn't date any boy twice. Their brother was under no such restriction.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds alright to me. Not everyone can even pay for their kids college, if you are lucky enough to have parents that can, I implore you to follow every b******t arbitrary rule they have if you are going to go to college. You won't regret it in your fututre.

    #64

    My friend’s grandfather wouldn’t let us drink the leftover cereal milk by bringing the bowl to our mouths. We had to finish it off with spoons. It took forever.

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    AtmosttheFabulist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink the extra milk from the bowl if there is a lot left. Yum.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean it takes about sixty seconds that feels like forever, sure such a burden.

    Olivia Dean
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    2 years ago

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    Hmmm... do you wipe your nose on your sleeve? Spit on the ground? Cough and sneeze openly? You're a human, not an animal. You don't lick plates, or drink from bowls. That's just basic - and ubiquitous - etiquette

    Ron Baza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with never eating sandwiches with your hands then, with insisting men always stand for women, of men always walking to the left of a woman… Manners are good, but a lot of etiquette is BS.

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    #65

    I once went to someone house and their mum wouldn't let them drink milk unless they watered it down. It was like that for every drink they drank too. Didn't matter if it was milk, fizzy drink, juice it had to be watered down.

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    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink super diluted juice if I am not in the mood for straight up water. Less sugar and you still get the fruity taste. Juice lasts for a while at my house too.

    S Mi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soda stream fizzy water, add juice. Sometimes a little liquid like Mio to add extra flavour

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always had watered down juice as kids, to try and limit our sugar intake, but this sound like it was a cost saving measure.

    Grace Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watered down juice is fine, my family always watered our juice down. But fizzy drink and milk?!?

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're poor you learn how to make things stretch. Maybe you should check your rich a*s priviledge.

    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you can explain nicely, without being unnecessarily rude.

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    #66

    At my Mom’s cousin’s house, you are not allowed to sleep on the couch. They never had an answer why, just because.

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    Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cos they don't want you drooling on it. Couches are harder to wash than bedsheets.

    Olivia Dean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, people don't sleep on my couch, so clearly I'm also a freaky crazy weirdo