People Are Sharing “Cheat Codes” They’ve Found That Work In Real Life, Here Are 35 Of The Most Useful Ones
No one likes to waste unnecessary amounts of time and energy on things that can be done with a few quick shortcuts. Or find themselves in challenging scenarios and have no idea how to crack the code. Or do things the hard way when... You get it — "work smarter, not harder" is the way to go.
We naturally pick up small pieces of wisdom that allow us to overcome unexpected obstacles and complete demanding missions, but as you’ve definitely noticed, the game of life is often quite difficult. Sometimes, our brains struggle to unlock the secrets and find the little commands and hacks that would help us to move on to the next level. But thankfully, Redditors bacongobbler and Lurial decided to do us all a public service by sharing some very useful "cheat codes" with anyone who strives to make their days a bit easier.
So if you want to finally nail down this game we call life, we've got you covered! Below, our team at Bored Panda has wrapped up some of the best insights from these two threads to share with you all. But as the Redditors warn, remember to put your thinking caps on and do your own research before trying these moves in real life. So continue scrolling, upvote the hacks you didn't know about, and be sure to share your own bits of advice in the comments!
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Secretaries, tech support and janitors are the true power in office buildings. Make friends, remember birthdays and you can get anything you need or go anywhere you need.
Plus, they're human beings. You CAN actually be nice to people without any ulterior motive!
When commenting on something, whether it be reddit, facebook, etc. finish typing your comment, stop, re-read it twice and then ask yourself what you are trying to accomplish with said comment before posting
Til that comments have to accomplish something, I have hereby accomplished making a bunch of strangers aware of my musings on above subject.
Shut the f**k up.
Wait for the lawyer.
Turn it off, then on again.
When you have forgotten someone's name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you their first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget).
Bingo. First and last names.
Woah, you can remember them for that long!? Can I learn this power!?!?
Load More Replies...Maybe it's just me, but I'd be really weirded out if someone used that on me. My first thought would be: why the hell do you need to know my last name? I'm sure it depends on the situation and the type of contact, but still.
I think honesty works best here. Most people are understanding or are also in the same boat. Working in the veterinary field for so long. I tend to think of people as their last name & their pet's name. While I can remember the heck out of "Fluffy Anderson," tbh "Sharon" may not cross my mind because in my interactions with the client, I tend to address the pet more, or call them by their last name. If I see a client in the wild, I'm honest about it, because most people don't mind being greeted as Fluffy Anderson's mom/dad. 😊
Load More Replies...When I meet someone new I just advise that I will ask the name several times...
Or you could just be honest and tell them you forgot. Lying will come out eventually.
This is my big problem. I remember most people with whom I'm in contact by face. I knkw most names. But it's literally impossible for me to connect name with face. I started working in my current place 7 years ago and I still don't remember how some names look like in person and how some faces are called.
"No, I meant your last name" - "Same as yours ever since we married, darling"
I have belonged to several large dog training groups. I can remember the dog's name....
i just ask how they spell their name and pretend to write it down for something lol
I once forgot my son’s teachers name and I asked her how her name was spelt. She replied two B’s and two T’s. She was always known thereafter as Mrs BBTT
I tell people ALL THE TIME that I don't remember their name and have literally never had someone be offended. Usually, they are either glad that I'm up-front about it or grateful because they forgot mine too but didn't want to say that.
Btw in case it helps anyone, I usually phrase it like "I'm so sorry, but I'm terrible at names. Can you remind me what yours was?" Usually I also warn them the first time we meet: "Cory, you said? Cory. Okay, I'm terrible at names and you'll probably have to tell me again next time we meet, but I'll try to remember that!" (They usually say they're the exact same way. Maybe I just mostly hang out with the nice people...) Saying it multiple times does make you more likely to remember, btw. I'll also freely admit, "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if we've met before or not" and people generally don't mind that either. I think it's far worse to pretend and get caught out.
Load More Replies...Someone I've worked with for years tried, "how do you spell your name?" I thought it was a clever workaround even though I was annoyed that she still didn't remember. So I gave her a playful ribbing over it and now she finally remembers me!
Also, since I'm bad at this game as well, the best solution I've encountered from another was a guy who made me guess everytime I forgot. The theater of the challenge made it finally stick, and I will never forget his name (though I'll still keep playing the guessing theater every time we meet)
Load More Replies...Does anyone actually get offended if someone forgets your name? Its normal for humans to forget things so I never get annoyed
Really, most people are fine and will understand if you just admit to forgetting their name. It's common for people not to remember names of people they barely know. (Maybe it's more of a problem if you ask for their name repeatedly, but I wouldn't know.)
High school classmate, years later: "Well, I'm married now. His name is [let's say Scott]." Me: "oh, so what's your new name." Her, with a concerned, puzzled look: "It's still Ellen."
I am terrible with names except for dog's names. I always remember people as the mom or dad of a particular dog.
HA, nice try but I always forget them even the second time. Slow learner, I guess...
Noel Coward always added "And how is Muriel?" because then THEY felt guilty for not remembering Muriel.
Just ask and explain that however you want to remember anyones name instantly it only occurs in certain situations. Asking for a first name isn't a bad thing, it actually means you care to know people. Forgetting is human, implying you don't forget is just a lack of backbone.
Ya know since so many of us are bad at name recall no one should ever really take offense. Its not bad to not remember. I can recall the person just not the name.
Be truthful, if you forgot, big deal, life happens. It is better to be known for your honesty, than for your cleverness, and deceit.
I laugh every time I see or hear the question, "What WAS your name . . . ?" My name does not change. It is the same as it was before the question is asked. "What IS your name . . . ?"
This is the one that finally made me click on the thread. Like, just be honest and admit that you forgot their name. It happens, lol.
only works in english. in spanish first name is Nombre and last name is Apellido
My partner and I do this thing… if one of us forgets someone’s name, we do NOT introduce them, but we do start talking to that person in a familiar way. No introduction + start talking like we know the person = I can NOT remember this person’s name. It then becomes the partner’s cue to say, “I’m sorry, sometimes my partner can be unintentionally rude and will bypass introductions and go straight to conversation… what was your name?” The person will then state their name… and now we both know their name! 😉
I'm a professor at big university and I teach big classes. I ALWAYS do this when a student comes to office hours. I can confirm it works every. single. time.
But if you're asking for someone's last name you're much more likely to specify that than if you're asking for their first name (at least in the US, from my experience, don't know about other countries). So I would find it odd and figure they just forgot and were trying to cover for themselves.
I just said on the phone: I forgot. What's your name? And he had to laugh, because he has been working at the office for 30 years or more and his son is my direct collegue. A former collegue was so funny. She was so bad with names and didn't feel bad about it at all. She'd just pick some name. Hey Hans! I'm Peter. And this was with direct collegues and we only had 15 or so at the time.
I have about 250 staff that have to see me periodically to help with licensing. I see most of them every 5 years, but some have been here longer than my 22 years. If I can't see the name tag, I always ask, "What's your last name again?" I told my bf if I ever don't introduce him to someone, that means I forgot their name.
Okay, now when somebody asks for my name, I'm going to start with my last name and see how it goes from there.
or do what I do, ask their first name multiple times until you finally remember it
Or you could ask them "how do you pronounce your name again?" if you're too embarrassed that you forgot it.
I forget first names ALL the time and ask people what it was again. Simply say, "I apologize, I'm horrible with names and what was yours again?" I've never had anyone be offended, just laugh a little!
Another great trick is ask them how to spell their name. Can be seen as socially conscious that you want to get their spelling right. This only works with names that can be spelled multiple different ways though.
Doesn't work for me.... We don't have the culture of " last name calling ", we mostly use 1st and 2nd name, last names are only on cases of being extremely formal.
I used to tell people "I'm just going to call you number seven from now on because it's shorter than your name" and they'd go "No it isn't" Me, clapping with each syllable "Num-ber se-ven" Them, responding in kind "Jess-ic-a" Works every time.
I ask them if I can have their cell number and then ask them how they spell their name
Buy things out of season, this can save you money. Unless its food, then buy it in season
When you're giving a presentation, bring a bottle of water up to the podium. If you find yourself in a spot where you blank, taking a drink will allow you to gather your thoughts. Nobody will be the wiser.
When you buy something online, you usually get a chance to enter a promo code before you purchase.
Google the promo codes.
They're out there - you can get anything from free shipping to 25% off the purchase.
If you have crushing chest pain, call 911 first. Then chew some aspirin. I work in cardiology.
if you gently rock back and forth while pooping it will take significantly less time and make it easier to pass more "troublesome" movements. Best. Lifehack. Ever
For essays with minimum page requirements: If you finish your paper and realize that what you wrote is a shy of the minimum requirement, ctrl F your paper and search for ".". Change the font size of the periods from 12 to 14. They are the exact same size, but it causes the paper to be significantly longer (my 5 page original essay was stretched out to roughly 7 pages).
When I am in a large shopping centre (mall) I take a photo of the information board on my phone so I can look up how to get to stores without having to go back to the board
This is even more useful in an airport. I saw someone taking photos of the connection gates and gates map and scoff to myself "ppfft that's what the app is for", just to have the app stuck and nearly missing my flight
Easy splinter removal: dip the splintered body part in some Elmer's glue, let it dry, remove glue with splinter.
Easy lawn care: Pour "beer" (Bud Light, Coors, etc) on the lawn. Fermented sugars make great fertilizer.
Easy broken glass clean up: Get the tiny pieces up with a piece of bread, the consistency and texture picks up even the smallest shard.
Babywipes for the bathroom. Seriously, your life will be +1.
Never bring anything in to work. That way, when you leave (ie, earlier than usual) it doesn't look like you're leaving for the day.
I've got one. If you feel uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes when they're talking to you, look at their nose instead. They cannot tell the difference.
When you eat hard shell taco's, do it over your nachos. That way when they disintegrate, you can eat the bits you lost with your nachos
Avoid forgetting something in the morning by placing it in your shoes. (works best if you wear the same pair every day.)
Try to use your non-dominant hand for more things, try to maintain an equal balance in your body. If you have paper and a writing utensil in front of you, try scribbling circles with your non-dominant hand. Stir things with it, open doors with it. Use your dominant hand for things that you'd usually use your non-dominant for.
Be conscious of how your body moves. Pick up your feet when you walk, pay attention to your posture, try not to lean to one side if you're standing for a long period of time. *Stretch.* Stretching is important in maintaining strength, balance and coordination. Try doing routine things in different ways, it'll help your body with the aging process and keep you in better shape.
If you want to develop certain traits as a person, live your life as if you've always been that way/had said traits. Eventually after a bit it will become so second nature that you won't even have to think about it.
Don't pretend to know something if you don't. You look ignorant if you're called out on it, and you force yourself to lose the opportunity to learn something new. If you're mocked for not knowing something and needing to ask, you're around the wrong people.
**tl;dr** Be conscious of how your body moves; try to stay balanced. Sometimes pretending to have certain traits will actually help you develop them. Be open to learning new things.
On flights, if you are fighting for an arm rest with a stranger. bring your arm (the one thats on the same side the arm rest you want) up to your mouth and sneeze/cough. Then place it by the armrest. The other person will move their arm. Has had 100% success rate
Learn to cook. You will save money, eat better and feel better. If you are terrible at cooking, there is only one way to get better...cook. Think of cooking not as a chore, but as something that is fun and that brings joy to other people and to yourself. If you live alone, invest in some nice pyrex containers, put a few portions in the freezer, a few in the fridge.
If you get brain freeze from eating something cold too quickly, press your tongue against the roof of your mouth as hard as you can. Voila, instant brainfreeze relief.
If you're at home/work/party or GOD forbid your girlfriend's house and the toilet starts to overflow, take the lid off the back reservoir part and lift the long handle as far up as it will go. The water will stop rising and then you can quietly mutter curses at it till it goes back down (which it does, more often than not...)
Always walk like you know where you are and what you're doing. Most people will just let you go on through/by/away. Works on most rent-a-cops and campus police.
Go anywhere at all with a high vis jacket, a stepladder and a small toolbox, can add a hard hat for extra effect, even easier to carry a bag with some light bulbs, incase anyone asks. You can literally get in anywhere
Give yourself half an hour of downtime in the morning, between being ready to leave and leaving, and your day won't feel so rushed
Where do you get that extra hour? I am happy if I can fit a 45min walk in instead of 15min.
To get through tech support quickly with an ISP, choose the option for becoming a new customer. Then when you get there ask to transfer to tech support. Usually they won't put you on hold because they see the number coming from the new customer line.
In somehotlines it helps to talk gibberish to the machine. Others kick you out for it.
If you drive stick and the battery s dead, get some friends, put the key to the on position, put the car in 2nd and push the clutch down. have your friends push your car. when you get a decent speed going let the clutch up. (this is called "Popping the clutch." your car with start and you can drive around for a while to recharge your battery(provided nothing is wrong with the battery or the alternator)
This is called a jump start. EDIT no it isn't. Stupid brain.
If you are quitting something e.g. smoking, drinking etc. Everytime you feel the urge to do said addiction : Go for a run, do 20 sit ups, 20 push ups etc. This way you can start to associate exercise with quitting and you get fitter the more you quit which can make you feel better
If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank
Also lmao, if you drive an electric vehicle, don't try to fill its tank at the gás station... ( Google Tesla woman gás station, and be amazed )
When you go to a restaurant where they bring you your drink in a cup/glass, ask for no ice or for ice on the side. Often what they do is load your drink with ice so that it seems as if there's more in there, especially at bars
Try to put yourself in as many socially awkward situations as possible. You will be desensitized to it which makes you more outgoing.
If you spill any liquid that will stain on your carpet (red wine, juice, etc), pour some salt on it. Work it into the carpet - just rub it in with your hands. Leave it there for a few hours (for serious stains, up to a day) and vacuum it out. Voila, stain gone.
When you're talking to someone and can't tell if they are interested in the subject/their mind is elsewhere, cross your arms. If they cross theirs as well, they are truly listening
Talk to everyone like you would your best mate, and smile.
This is the American way. In many countries this will make you come off as pushy and weird.
If you need to briefly turn the light on at night and don't want to completely lose your night vision, keep one eye closed.
This is the reason pirates wore Eyepadches. To see in the dark under deck.
Before you take a dookie, throw in a piece or two of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to reduce/avoid splashing and that kerplunk noise
Most tinfoil and saran wrap boxes have little push-in tabs on the sides. If you push them in, the roll won't fall out when you try to rip out a sheet of it
Don't be rude, but NEVER answer any cops questions when they call you in for questioning
If you park in a large parking garage/shopping centre, get out and take a photo on your cell phone of the nearest parking sign (Area B2, etc). You will never lose your car again
Can't find your car in a parking lot? hitting the lock button trying to get it to beep? Extend the distance of key-less entry by putting the key under your chin. The signal will resonate in your skull increasing the range dramatically. I swear to god this works, and I'm told it's safe because the radiation is non-ionizing
What if your car is a clássic and doesn't have a remote? Like mine didn't wen i Lost it, ( well technically i didn't Lost it, i changed its color and forgot about it, i was looking for a white car, when i should be looking for a custom black car )
When studying arts at university, take notes on your prof's political/philosophical ideologies and worldviews. Regurgitate in essays and on exams for an A grade. Also, margins, font, font size, etc. are incredibly important. Never neglect these.
If you need to get out of a conversation, whether it be a person at your door or a random acquaintance you bumped into, give them a good handshake and it's over.
They won't refuse the handshake and it's a universal signal for ending the interaction. It removes the awkwardness of getting out of the conversation and is also friendly. If someone is trying to sell something I wish them luck and a great day as happily as I can. You won't seem like a d**k and you get your time back.
If I've learned *anything* from my internet provider about connection issues, its:
Step 1. Reset your modem by removing the power cable for at least 30 seconds and then plugging it back in.
Step 2. Restart your computer.
Step 3. If you're still having connection issues, repeat steps 1 and 2 above until it works.
Riding a bicycle will save you lots of money on gas, parking, medical bills, and gym memberships.
When you are carrying groceries in plastic bags, take an extra bag, loop it through the handle loops of all the other bags, and tie them together. Divide the bags roughly in half, then hang them over your shoulder or around the back of your neck. I saw a genius/homeless man doing this, and it has made my grocery carrying much easier!
Always have some money saved that no one knows about, it could save your life.
If you have something important to remember put an object in a weird place. The next time you will see it it will automatically trigger your memory.
Put clothes in the dryer for a few minutes to get the wrinkles out.
The memory trigger probably doesn't work for me. All too often it just leads to me wracking my brain trying to remember what it was I should remember...
Pressing Window 'M" automatically minimizes your entire desktop. Good for those quick "hide what you were doing" moments. (I don't know if Apple has a similar shortcut.)
At the end of your shower turn the water really (or all the way) cold. This will wake you up and get blood flowing. It also closes your pores to allow for less dirt and bacteria to get in to help reduce acne problems.
And the screaming will help your housemates know when the shower is available.
When eating buffalo wings, the flat portions. You can detach the smaller bone on one end very easily, then twist it a bit and it will just slide out. You're now left with a big hunk of meat and only 1 bone, you can just bite it off into your mouth in one piece, flintstones-style
To peel a boiled egg, roll it around on your plate for a while until all of the eggshell is cracked evenly. Then it's easy to remove the complete shell at once. After you boil eggs immediately place them in ice cold water for a few minutes. No vinegar or salt or oil or whatever people use. Shells slip right off
I do the rolling trick, but I prefer on a clean paper towel so that I can then proceed to peel it over the towel and toss all the shell bits instead of having any stragglers reattach to my naked egg if I goof up.
To stop a sneeze, tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue
Or you can rub the bridge of your nose right between the eyes. Works everytime.
Gently work an orange in your hands to loosen the peel from the fruit. This makes it easy enough to get the whole peel in one shot.
Soak oranges, lemons, limes on hot HOT water for 10 minutes. Heat makes the peel come away easy peasy.
Up, down, up, down, up, down five minutes a day and your neck will tighten up. I have reduced my chin-baggage using this method.
When you pour soda, pour it along the side of the cup instead of directly into it - like they do at bars. This keeps a lot of the "fizzyness" in the drink and as a result, it keeps a lot of the texture and flavor
Always get in the leftmost line. Unless you're in Britain, then get in the rightmost queue.
People naturally line up on they same side that they're used to driving on the road.
Sprinkle some salt on your napkin coaster at the bar.. your beer won't stick to it EVERY FUGGIN TIME....
The color of the twist ties on bread in the supermarket indicate which day the bread was shipped fresh to the store.
* Monday = Blue
* Tuesday = Green
* Thursday = Red
* Friday = White
* Saturday = Yellow
When working with high voltage/amperage equipment, even if you are sure you turned off the power, use your right hand and put your left in your pocket; this keeps any unexpected power from arcing through your heart.
Number of days in the month: start counting on your index finger knuckle (January), in between knuckles (Feb), next knuckle (March), etc… quirk: you have to repeat the pinky twice. knuckles are months with 31 days, "valleys" are days with 28, 29, or 30 days.
Buy seven towels and put a clean one on your pillow each night to clear up acne, then wash them all at the end of the week.
What lol. Who is writing these?? Just use a pillowcase, take a shower every day, etc.
Lift yourself a little off the toilet if noise is a concern and you're having a particularly gaseous bowel movement. The volume will decrease at least 50-60%.
Need more time writing that paper? Grab a jpg, mp3, or some other media file and rename it "My Awesome Essay.doc" and send to professor. The "paper" will be look "corrupt" and it'll buy you a day or two more. Use sparingly.
To save the cost of a stamp:
Put a fake address on the To section of an envelope and put the real address you want the letter to go to on the Return Address section. When they return the letter due to not having a stamp, it goes to the address you want. Works best when mailing short distances. Captain Cheapa**......AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Pretty sure that's mail fraud in most countries; is the cost of a stamp really worth the fine, criminal record, and possible jail time?
I guess when it is 'cheating'. Cheating was never something good out of a video game context
Load More Replies...Some of these are illegal in an awful lot of places -- fraud is fraud, no matter how you want to frame it as a money saving tactic. Postal fraud is a federal felony in the US, (and also against the law in most of the rest of the world too), for example. Are you sure you want to be on record that these are your "best insights?"
Which were illegal? Most of them were just silly/basic. Some of them seemed borderline from an ethical standpoint, but I guess I didn't see the one that suggested postal fraud. I'll look them over again ...
Load More Replies...Wow. More than half of these are either silly, or absolutely terrible advice.
If you have the hiccups, inhale as much air as possible (to the point where you can't get any more in) hold it for as long as you possibly can, then let it out slowly. This compresses the diaphragm and 99% of the time will get rid of the hiccups.
What a rubbish list! Often, the advice is more trouble than it's worth.
I have one! If you are ever stalking someone on Instagram and accidentally like an old pic, just unlike it quickly and scroll up to their most recent picture and like it. That way they'll get 2 notifications but when they see the picture you liked, they'll just assume it was a glitch. And then since it's normal to like a recent post they won't know you were stalking
To clarify - when you like something and then unlike it, they get the notification but when they open the app they can't see the notification anymore. That's why this works
Load More Replies...I guess when it is 'cheating'. Cheating was never something good out of a video game context
Load More Replies...Some of these are illegal in an awful lot of places -- fraud is fraud, no matter how you want to frame it as a money saving tactic. Postal fraud is a federal felony in the US, (and also against the law in most of the rest of the world too), for example. Are you sure you want to be on record that these are your "best insights?"
Which were illegal? Most of them were just silly/basic. Some of them seemed borderline from an ethical standpoint, but I guess I didn't see the one that suggested postal fraud. I'll look them over again ...
Load More Replies...Wow. More than half of these are either silly, or absolutely terrible advice.
If you have the hiccups, inhale as much air as possible (to the point where you can't get any more in) hold it for as long as you possibly can, then let it out slowly. This compresses the diaphragm and 99% of the time will get rid of the hiccups.
What a rubbish list! Often, the advice is more trouble than it's worth.
I have one! If you are ever stalking someone on Instagram and accidentally like an old pic, just unlike it quickly and scroll up to their most recent picture and like it. That way they'll get 2 notifications but when they see the picture you liked, they'll just assume it was a glitch. And then since it's normal to like a recent post they won't know you were stalking
To clarify - when you like something and then unlike it, they get the notification but when they open the app they can't see the notification anymore. That's why this works
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