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After the Titanic hit an iceberg during her maiden voyage to New York City, the musicians decided to do their part while the crew loaded the lifeboats. Looking to soothe everyone's nerves, they continued to play as the ship sunk lower and lower into the ocean. All 8 musicians perished that night in the sea.

Such heroism is hard to match, but there is a select breed of people who remain calm in all sorts of ridiculous and weird situations. And many of them end up featured in the subreddit r/hmmm. Continue scrolling and check out these bad*sses!

#1

Hmmm

whitebarrys Report

Ciara Stone
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk why I find this funny but that guy is someone I'd totally be friends with

Serial pacifist
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The umbrella seems absolutely essential.

KatHat
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was during Hurricane Harvey. Do you know how much rain we got during that event? SIXTY INCHES. It would stop, and then start again, and stop, and start again, for literally DAYS. No one went out without an umbrella. This guy is smart.

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Michelle M
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's the kind of guy who finds opportunities in every situation

K Witmer
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobodies gonna rain on his parade

Billy The Kid
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The boat is afloat but i can feel myself sinking

Music Mania
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my city... at some point we all just had to embrace the random flooding on a Tuesday and stuff like this happens. Not pictured, canoe jousting.

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    #2

    Hmmm

    porr1t0 Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low carbon footprint until the cow farts.

    Crystal Pearson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they make one hell of a carbon footprint with the methane coming out when they do

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be a good moooovie ;o)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious! What if the cow decides to wander off though? Do they follow it?

    AndersM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big cinema in the other village has a big screen. An elephant!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, it wasn't perfect. But it was better than the goat they'd used previously

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    #3

    Hmmm

    Apostjustforthis Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best snoozes are done in the presence of cats.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the presence of rude human invaders in their habitat, the cats remain calm and collected.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These bipeds seem fine though. When asleep they are interesting creatures to observe. Strange noises and postures and all.

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we eat it? No, wait till it wakes up. THEN we can eat it!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His meat will be softer if he is rested 😏

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Run in front of us : you're a prey. Take a nap with us : you're a friend."

    htbq
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lucky for him cheetahs dont hunt anything bigger than they are.

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that true? Good to know. And if it's not true, then it still serves as a fun little tidbit of misinformation. Y'know, to go out with a bang! Or BLITZ as it were/will be...

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    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheetahs are actually for the most part completely chill with humans unless they attack them or something

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they see people like any other animal that is too big for them to eat but doesn't usually attack them.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just ignore it and it'll get bored and go away"

    Terry Gu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are some chill cheetahs

    K Killian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think that the cheetah nearest him is engaged in a harrowing internal struggle over whether to take just one nibble?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how Dave became known as, "Cheetah King."

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    #4

    Hmmm

    naranman314 Report

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the best before and after shots ever!

    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really do hope that nobody died or got hurt but I am laughing like hell.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, three people were killed, including a two year old boy

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this is more of a "Yay! Ready for the trip! My buss is waiting" selfie and a "I'm alive and well, don't worry. Love you, mom!" selfie. Thus the different backgrounds. Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're right. But it still looks funny :D (the same pose etc.)

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this dude the bus driver?! 2nd photo for the insurance company

    Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly- only the guy’s face didn’t 🤔

    fabiolous
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from Mozambique, where I live. Amazing how I find it here. Travelling by bus is quite an adventure.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the pic for someone who asks how is your day going and you don't need any explanation..

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    #5

    Hmmm

    PB_Monk3y Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This captures my high school experience.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That captures my whole life😅😅

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl had just one f**k to give and that f**k is gone.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone in a country where prom isn't even a thing, let alone a big deal, I feel this in my soul

    Nadia Montera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a couch and a TV and this is me in the background :D

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years of a starvation diet, months of anxiety, days of shopping for just the right dress, hours of beauty torture only to be upstaged by a pajama wearing chip eating self assured girl who couldnt give a sh*t about social pressures

    Nikole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe my high school was different, but your prom sounds VERY SERIOUS.

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    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left: High School Seniors. Right: College Freshman

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the two left legs that get me.

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    #6

    Hmmm

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to pet a levitating cat?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Diary, I have sneaking suspicion that my husband loves the cat more than me.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and I never been so proud or loved him more!

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see myself doing the same :P

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know when it’s affection time or group hug everyone

    Draga Millani
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo kitty the side chick now eh? Or is the woman the side chick?

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he knows who the true master of the house is

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    #7

    Hmmm

    dizzydwarf28 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would make this epic is if he was n driving with the x- files theme song playing.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Don't look at me human, I am in disguise"

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the captured alien crafts that the U.S. military will be disclosing this June to the American public.

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    #8

    Hmmm

    digeratisensei Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should hire him for a new Police Academy movie

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the big kids won't share their toys, so you just have to pretend to play along too.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His facial expression is like "I hope no one looks twice"

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His facial expression is like "I hope no one looks twice at my disguise, and realize I'm the suspect they're seeking"

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to take the gun to work and is now just wingin' it.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah boss i forgot my gun! It's okay act natural"😅😅😅😅

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    Chris B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face says it all.

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, his face says he's Guilty A.F. -- Plot-Twist: he's the disguised fugitive they're hunting down.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he’s even smirking at himself

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isn't allowed a gun because he is deadly and he knows it

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    #9

    Hmmm

    reddit.com Report

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly! what went through my mind when I saw the photo :-D

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the zoo in Alexandria, Egypt, most visitors were most impressed by the raccoon, an exotic animal from across the world in North America.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trash pandas deserve love too.

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know he has a tattoo, but calling him a trash...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl on left: "Yeah, it's a bit weird. But at least he didn't bring the opossum this time"

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I knoooow! I thought it was dead and I tried to give it CPR and it turned out it was playing--" "Don't say it!" "--possum?"

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    SydneyP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece actually has 4 pet raccoons. Two are babies. All orphans. The adults lost their mother to logging and the babies lost theirs due to a construction site. They tore their homes down basically. It’s horrible. They actually make great pets but you better have a lot of room because they love exploring and enjoy ripping up carpet lol

    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle rescued a couple but they really shouldn't be kept as pets. They also tore up his house so he set up their shelter outside, they returned by choice back into the wild. He lives in a rural area, he said the female has came back with a litter of kits but they are happier in the wild. They seem like one of the easier animals to rehab back into the wild, thankfully he doesn't live in a city but in their natural habitat.

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    Mixie uppie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad - “Which one of these pretty ladies is your girlfriend?” Guy - picks up raccoon and shows dad, “She’s my soulmate!”

    CRAZY BABY DOGE!!!!!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow is he cheating on his GF?!?!?!

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mom and your siblings don't approve of your girlfriend but you don't care.

    lol idk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jonathan knew he had found a new girlfriend, but how would he manage to pull it off?

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    #10

    Hmmm

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    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, they found it

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that the Nirvana they actually wanted to see?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question too, but you never know. Now I have a monk rocking to their songs in my mind. ♡

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    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Kurt would have liked this.

    Bumble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would have freaking loved this. Perhaps made it an album cover or at least had them take part in a music video!

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    Frank Hassler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not the Nirvana you’re thinking of… oh, Nevermind.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are not the totebags you're looking for. Carry on.

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    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They went from Holy Rollers to Holy Grohlers

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Nirvana have changed their image

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture doesn't really fit the theme of the post, though.

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny and ironic, but not seeing how this is "keeping your cool in an unusual situation"

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    #11

    Hmmm

    CamTheChest Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Just a walking rock. Nothing to see people'

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run and don't loose the hat.

    Caroline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I wish I was there to see it! ^^ ♪

    PotatoPopoto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can its from this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGjKM4vicfg

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment when you're being chased by a giant turd and realize it isn't a dream

    JB Darré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soundtrack by The Running Stones!

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    #12

    Hmmm

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're the firestarters, twisted firestarters"

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to do when your camera's flash is disabled due to low battery.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww.... this could be the Christmas card picture for the year 2020.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes folks, this photo shoot is the first part of your Welcome to Hell package.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Jeff was due to come and visit us but we have a sneaky plan.......

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a common solution for derelict buildings on private property. It's cheaper and quicker to cut off the supply and burn it down before hiring a clean-up crew than it is hiring a demolition crew to knock it down and take away the rubble

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FR? And they just risk the fire spreading to trees and other houses? Because that should not be a thing! At least not without fire-men standing by.

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    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it! :) I believe she's called the disaster girl! :) Some distant cousins maybe? 29xp-meme-...f3b50d.jpg 29xp-meme-mobileMasterAt3x-v31-60b77acf3b50d.jpg

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    L McPhillips
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire..we don’t need no water; let the mother f-er burn!”

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you just said. We heard you the first time. JK. Leave both of your posts up. it's better that way, especially with my B R I L L I A N T joke here, to follow it up (if I do say so, myself)...

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    #13

    Hmmm

    ab436m Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is even the story behind this one?

    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the infantry in China, training for riots. In the case of Hong Kong, there were more than 2 million people rioting. Most were not even chinese people, rather had flown in from around the world. Anyway, the Chinese take initiative by learning the ways of the most successful militaries in the world, including the Romans, the Aztecs, the Mongolians, and the Congo. *(Congo empire lasted 4000 years. Under the current jungle there are millions of acres of abandoned terraced farms and ruined cities. They were conquered by the Dutch in the 16th Century.)

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    Pervinca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be originally from Germanic Barbaricum

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    Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens in Civilization all the time

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I feel when I try to find my way around an IKEA.

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    #14

    Hmmm

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    Nicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thought - shouldn't he go first?

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the lengths pandemic hoarders will go to...and you just know his wife is in the toilet roll aisle

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that small, slow fire....

    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you don't see is the 15 other firemen in line too.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just filling up the fire engines water tanks en route to an emergency

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then when he finally gets served the cashier tells him “Sorry sir. It’s baskets only at this till”.

    Sander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a French comedian?

    Hseed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's one of Remi Gallard performances

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    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gettin some water...Theirs a fire to be put out!

    Sawdust
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining the Blues Brothers elevator music playing in the store.

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    #15

    Hmmm

    smilon1 Report

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just spent way too long digging around the internet. Found out it's not photoshopped, it's a real image of Don Sheehy taken while he was in college. The UPS truck and cops are there because the truck's handbrake failed, resulting in a rollback. But...I can't find a darned thing about why the heck Mr. Sheehy is carrying that sewing machine!

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Backstory - guy en route to prom, found out his date's dress got torn, so borrows his mom's sewing machine but runs out of gas so hitched a ride with a really bad driver who crashes, but prom guy saves the sewing machine and her dress.

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer you look at this picture, the stranger it gets....

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UPS van goes off the road, best man manages to salvage last minute wedding present

    Chris B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw this one first way back in 2010ish and I still have no clue what has happened.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just let me stitch that situation up real quick.

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. Many. Questions.

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    #16

    Hmmm

    MrMariomans Report

    Pillowhead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call, you never seem to be home

    Mari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are the only one who is not vaccinated yet..

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always that one friend that feels like an outsider lol.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel there is an invisible line that separates us.

    sam puckett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIKASA! WHERES EREN AND ARMIN AND LEVI AND ERWIN AND JEAN AND HANJE AND SASHA AND ZEKE AND THE TITANS

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    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have him on speakerphone. See the iPad?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the only one actually eating something, jokes on you boys

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    #17

    Hmmm

    itsyaboy_spidey Report

    Judy Dunlevy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really long movie or triple feature

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard rumors this is what the run time of "Waterworld" feels like.

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the small size popcorns right?

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to sneak in with snacks, genius level

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does she live, that the theater lets you bring in snacks?

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    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly with all the commercials before a movie starts, those popcorns look like the right choice when going to the movies, including those 2 litre bottles of fizzy drinks , you go girl!

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl is incredibly well prepared.

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, I am all too familiar with these bags considering my father worked for a theater. Back in the day he would let one of the employees who had a farm take them home to give to the pigs.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should get some kind of prize if she finishes all that by the end of the movie.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I hope she gets to go to the bathroom quickly.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister got some stuff to work through.

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well young lady, I hope you brought enough for EVERBODY". "No problem".

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    #18

    Hmmm

    barbadosas Report

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case someone can’t find the odd thing: His shadow.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me wanting to have fun vs me knowing i have to go to work😅😅😅😅😅

    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a pic like that! I'm gonna have to recreate it somehow

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful recreating a hanging photo! Don't make it look too realistic.

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    #19

    Hmmm

    No.Mad Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon review: "Great book, I simply could not put it down until the tear gassing began"

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " CAN YOU LOT KEEP IT DOWN. IM TRYING TO READ A FRIGGIN BOOK!"

    Metanoia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one guy who scores A+ for all the subjects.

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eastern Europe - riots from time to time and a lot of russian classics.

    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Ol' Tolstoy. Couldnt put Anna Karenina down. That tear gas stings abit though xxx

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives in Minneapolis, you just get kind of numb to it. The police usually don't do anything until after 7:00PM. But be careful.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be Europe as well! It's so common in some countries that you get used to it unfortunately

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    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wow. This book is so good i can almost hear the sound effects"

    Marcie Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's less into dystopian future, preferring instead romantic comedies

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    #20

    Hmmm

    eratropicoil Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me want to run just looking at it.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tragic to see a young person ignoring the danger of smoking

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they're all ready for a selfie

    Kai Wee Toh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snakes looked photoshopped into the pic.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like 3d drawing on the pavement which i really hope they are

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snakes look pretty offended. "Are we a joke to you ?"

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm not scared of snakes, but when i saw a rattlesnake on a hike once and it coiled, it was like a shock. some sort of deep instinct telling me to RUN RUN GET AWAY. i ignored it, but it was hard. snakes are awesome tho, and getting to see one of the 7 venemous snakes in my state was too cool to run away from.

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is pretty cool. I have encountered quite a few snakes here in Australia. They are generally pretty timid, but, keep well back...

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    #21

    Hmmm

    ItsMOLESTIO Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost the scariest s**t i have ever seen. And im an old man.

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll see this in my nightmares tonight.

    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. You won't be able to sleep after seeing this. Ever again. See you at 4am! xxx

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world is THAT? Looks f*****g creepy.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the children summoned themselves a new mum, who let them do whatever they want

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why kids should never play games that involve drawing a pentagram on the floor

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure which is creepier: the Grudge figure or the death stare from the kid on the right.

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    #22

    Hmmm

    Maelarion Report

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your use of punctuation really expresses his lack of enthusiasm, and it’s hilarious 😂

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    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Just got to get in there eh! He looks kind of plastered.

    Paul Pallansch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more Harvey Wallbangers for you!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not that kind of glory hole

    square coats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was being used as a battering ram?

    Queen T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f**k happened to him?

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those ducks in the mirror reflection?

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    #23

    "Ok, Try It Now!"

    Cranium_Insaneum Report

    twoflowerAUT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the trunk. Engine is in the back.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The radiator needs water. Fk, where the hell is the radiator?

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is vintage, cant leave her like that.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well now, I think I found the problem. There's a fire in here."

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid's Beetle did the same thing. He was so heartbroken, but I was glad he got out safely.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let this be a lesson boys & girls, always replace the fuel lines on a vintage automobile, no matter how good they look. Never bypass a mechanical fuel pump unless the electric one is ignition-switched. Always carry a fire extinguisher, because you never know. Insurance will cover receipts but not sweat equity; protecting that is your job.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he figured it’s not worth it, let me get my groceries out though

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm i think i can see the problem but I'm not sure🤔🤔

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    #24

    Hmmm

    ilikemountaingoats Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to sneak your dog into the movies without paying.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Of course it's not unhygienic, his feet aren't even touching the floor"

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to smuggle the dog eh. Smart. I can't even see it.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog? What dog? I don’t see a dog either...

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    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for this. But I'd say he's the Top Dog.

    Farid Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the dog to get the hot dog.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just a little higher. I cant quite see the full menu"

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the point, but I have a shirt just like that Hawaiian shirt he's wearing!

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    #25

    Hmmm

    itsyaboy_spidey Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    check out the matching dude in the background

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows he's busted. Lol

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the photographer deliberately cut the other man out and got the shot of the man in the background instead.

    Efi Karafotia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are a legit couple and the guy she is hugging is just a friend?

    NoodleBear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the background is showing off the lipstick

    Gary Mohammed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby

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    #26

    Hmmm

    12321232123212321a Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emperor Palpatine, fish lord

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh im trying to catch a star fish

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats...That's the grim reaper from bill and Ted isn't it? Ah, you sunk my battleship!

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join the dark side- we have fish* * subject to terms and conditions- like whether they are biting or not

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grim reaper coming for the fish.

    MiddleEarth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully Gollum doesn't come too!

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    #27

    Hmmm

    bigbigbigwow Report

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where will you be when the drugs hit?

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was an ad on the back of the vehicle.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same honestly! Are we sure he isn't?

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    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in Australia 😂

    Crystal Hudgeons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I hadn't seen the phone numbers I'd have thought it was "Florida Man"

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been worse - the last time Chris experimented with controlled substances he woke up at a Furry convention

    Denny Cwiek
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the people in the trailer know this man or if he is secretly hitching a ride.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's here to make sure no one overtakes the turning vehicle goddaMMIT

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me, or is he giving everyone the stink eye? lol

    Mixie uppie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you were sleep-cycling, “where am I??” 😂

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    #28

    Hmmm

    loishark Report

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be much worse if she entered two minutes later...

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not porn if they're just drawings"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only slightly better than the "it's not what you think" 😅😅😅

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's taking the pic?

    Paul Aguilera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rookie mistake. always set up your monitor with your back to the wall, every perv knows that! ;P

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until he looks up and sees her reflection.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this is just cringe worthy

    Ambar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sighs* johnny, you better say your prayers UnU

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    #29

    Hmmm

    CamTheChest Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump when the democrats told him no

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For an apolitical message... Where's his watermelon?

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An actual instrument! https://youtu.be/ineYcKcfmJQ?t=16 And Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture uses a canon.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worth watching- the guy is getting a proper sweat on in his tux

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The highlight of Wilhelm Sprocket's Symphony for Orchestra and Hammer-wielding Maniac

    Mixie uppie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Judge is very convinced that the orchestra was guilty...

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave Jones and Jean Schulz biden was only elected to get trump out we had no choice. Lesser of two evils. Trump raped a 13 yr old girl w Epstein among 23 other rapes and sexual violence against teens in his teen pageants. He admitted on tape he sexually assaults women. For that admission alone he should not have ever been president he admitted to sexually harassing teen girls on tape. He said he wanted to have sex w his daughter more than once on tape. On tape on camera the words came out of his mouth.

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    #30

    Hmmm

    fvck3dup Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wake up hooman and feed me!

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed me your soul.

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    Elwood Schwartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twist: This guy doesn't live with a cat

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the cat doesn't live with a guy

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edward watching Bella sleep

    V33333P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psh come on, this is still a better love story than Twilight

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    C Unverferth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have found the sacrifice, goodbye human

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I rule your dreams. I can mess with your mind"

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We don't own a cat."

    salty
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Person,my old friend I've come to wake you again

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tapping-face-with-paw technique having failed, Bertie unleashed the full powers of his mind

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    #31

    Hmmm

    Vozzingen Report

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Weeeee represent... the Lollipop Guild..." I always wondered what they did on the weekends.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cold water DOES cause shrinkage.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the Seals abandoned the height requirement.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The survivors of the first shrink ray attack vowed to continue the fight against terrorism

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know that Navy SEALs aren't allowed to walk? They must run to every destination.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did my dad back in 1950's Canadian army bootcamp.

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    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your service gentlemen!

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    #32

    Hmmm

    necromimi Report

    TexasPK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of the Late Show With David Letterman stunts. He would send a bunch of clowns into a restaurant one at a time to see how many would fit. He also sent mascots of one fast food place into a competitor's restaurants. Miss his stunts.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming soon: a roving band of Colonel Saunders' invade Pizza Hut

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " GIVE US THE FKN CHICKEN OR YOU'RE HISTORY!"

    The good, The bad and the dirty~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, 2 things to give me a heart attack, clowns and KFC.

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MC Donalds Clowns on the way to convert KFC XD

    Ginny Swart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they going to do Jerusalema?

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    #33

    Hmmm

    MaminPapka Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In today's episode of "What Could Possibly Go Wrong"...

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not chill, this is unaware (the terrace) and plain stupid (under the terrace).

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those terrorist attacks are getting really cheap.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG, I know this place very well, and despite also knowing that there are very lax health and safety rules I find this one pretty shocking. The 'lovely' Mediterranean island of Malta, in case anyone cares. This is a very popular tourist spot called Surfside.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ok, can’t you see that they kept the tables above that section empty?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! When it comes to safety we take everything seriously😅😅

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    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should at least wear a hard hat!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick of being told that the terrace restaurant was 'fully booked', Mike took matters - and a sledgehammer - into his own hands

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a steel structure is the support and aesthetic repairs are being made to the stucco.

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this! Finally some sense! If you all think concrete is ever load bearing, think again.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that column isn't load bearing. Not at all.

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    #34

    Hmmm

    OldToast1234 Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing for gorilla warfare

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I am the defender of the bananas. Sorry, the bananas defend me. Um...no, the bananas and I...me and the bananas. Oh whatever'

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orangeu glad I didn't say banana?

    Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I will start building my banana fort in the morning.

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    #35

    Hmmm

    reddit.com Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything is a d*ldo/b*ttpl*g if you're brave enough

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case, I'm glad that she isn't sat on the pavement!

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if there will be a popping noise when she stands up

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be drowned out by the yelp, I'm sure.

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    riley_is_not_your_friend
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind her she's just laying her eggs

    riley_is_not_your_friend
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advertisement picture for industrial grade lubricant...

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Eh yeah eh is this emergency services as i have had a slight accident"

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that made me wince.

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    #36

    Hmmm

    LiberatorFalcon Report

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my bank account

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 173: My legs are cramping up and I cannot move yet my bucket is still not full

    leia's emotional cupcake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is tough. Legs are only cramping after 173 days lmao

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    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone asks me "What was your experience in online class?" I am straight gonna show them this picture.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes perfect sense if you only need one inch of water

    An Co
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, you never cleaned your laundry basket?

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All four of my marriages.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i heard he's still there

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could just be washing it and posed for the photo.

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    #37

    Hmmm

    gramadaru Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy Fiery you say? Ok, great, now let me finish my giant burger blonde-electricized-hair-man.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely, if he wanted it enough, he could suck the fries through the glass by mind power alone

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda feel for him, something in his eyes, so longing and jealous... I'm a dork, but this pic makes my heart wrench a bit...

    Michael Lockard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's at his place in Santa Rosa in California. Great food

    Amber Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a camera in there. They are filming something.

    Barbara Cochrane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its tough when you're a gourmet TV chef and all you want is some junk food.

    GC Rovario-Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone isn't paying proper attention to delicious fried food, he knows. He knows.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must not be the most enticing fries, Guy!

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    #38

    The New Ultrabook Every College Student Needs.

    breaking_jackpots Report

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watching bear grills on a laptop

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the laptop of George Foreman

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came to class like this all year and no one ever noticed anything.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can laugh, but you can't toast sandwiches on a laptop

    I'm not a Robot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me, pretending I am paying attention......

    Skye Magyar-Beard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He pretends to be working,but in reality he be making them waffles

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is always Cheeseburger!!

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    #39

    Hmmm

    CosmicKeys Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have never been arrested in preschool, you haven't lived at all.

    Be Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never attended preschool, skipped right to elementary LOL XD

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    Mari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain us at the policestation why you didn't make your homework last night..

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor babies, but hopefully this is just a field trip or something

    Metaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda right ;) in Poland it's very common that in kindergarten, elementary school and sometimes highschool you have those events, where fire department, police and rescuers are coming to school to have a small talk and show their cars inside and outside. Sometimes you can get into the tank or ship 😅 the best part - No one cares if you're kid or adult. Wanna get inside fire truck? Just ask and you're good to go. Wanna get inside the tank? No problem 😂

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    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked you three times to be quiet. Enough is enough.

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is how they get orphans...

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we allowed to do that ... cause it would solve a LOT of problems?

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    #40

    Hmmm

    Shimnii Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cop is obviously posing for a photo.

    Terry Gu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I’m pretty sure they are doing a cowboy duel

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an event showing the police in various gear and that must be a news photographer getting some publicity shots

    Inge van Echelpoel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now act like your gonna shoot a terrorist. Okaay!

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say cheese and die.(goosebumps book)

    The Alpha Geek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Camera's way more dangerous than a gun." Preston Packard, Kong Skull Island -

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    #41

    Hmmm

    Joejoeswanson Report

    John Hopkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counter strike de_dust2 counter terrorist starting point to the left down a ramp

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be a top gamer

    Sherrill Uliasz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't find room, make room!!!

    Sarah McManus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay good money to know the back story to this picture 🤔😂

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember there be not enough room at the LAN parties

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this in Ocean's 11?

    Colin Swan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I guess if you need to just have a bucket below to pee in

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mission impossible: to hold your head more than ten minutes like that ...

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    #42

    Hmmm

    Commando2352 Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe like 20 people set this all up during the Walk signal just for a quick snapshot and then they all ran back out and cleared it back up before Don't Walk.

    Terry Gu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure that is illigal

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my friends tell me to stop watching tv and get out of the house

    bastillee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are in a crosswalk and therefore untouchable.

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games until the drunk idiot who runs the red light comes along.

    fabiolous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are watching Rush Hour.

    Colleen Garland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I'd sit on the couch instead of the street.

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    #43

    Hmmm

    EmotionLotionSkylerJ Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never sleep again!

    Esca Sav
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I'd be "permanently" sleeping after this...

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if being in a very basic hospital wasn't bad enough

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be a right Dipsy if you think you are going to get any Tinky Winky in laa laa land. It all looks like a load of Po to me.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll have one therapy, please."

    Deep One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this feel like a Dr. Who episode?

    Draga Millani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blink twice if you're being held against your will

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    #44

    Spotted On The 109 Tram

    reddit.com Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this. Once you are sitting nobody cares anymore. Nowdays most likly people won't even notice.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you love the big cities for that? Meanwhile in the countryside you will be talk of the town for the next six months at least

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen it. When you have to transport a chair and you don't have your own vehicle, you make do.

    Julianne_thecatlover555
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He brought a CHAIR, a full on muthafuckin COUCH CHAIR on a public bus.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, looks comfy, I wish our public trains were this roomy

    Vera
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    4 years ago

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is a person I'd like to get to know.

    Barb Shay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be bring your chair to work day.

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't stare, but I bought a new chair and I have to take it every where...

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not in Japan.

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    #45

    Hmmm

    Seasonsgill Report

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not good if he had a few beers and fell forward.

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ... you didn't have a hotplate ... you low-budget Philistine?!

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show some class, use the Toaster! (Like my parents! @_@)

    Mike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my housemates used to do that without me realising until I made toast and it tasted like an ashtray

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    Colin Swan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the lighter on the windowsill and the heater don't work

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    #46

    Hmmm

    CoconutMilks Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "Easter" like a creepy man in a Stoned Bunny costume

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOPfully they will work out that it is dad in there

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mum, Where's Dad?" 'Don't say the rabbit ate him, Don't say the rabbit ate him,Don't say the rabbit ate him'

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of peripheral vision is bad enough, but he has no protection when a kid inevitably sticks there hand up there and tries to take out an eye.

    Springy boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    William Afton in real life wearing Glitchtrap

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the kids look nervous.

    #47

    Hmmm

    worx777 Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes the bride, head in a bucket. After the wedding her husband said..... (To the tune of Here Comes The Bride.)

    leia's emotional cupcake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but the way her body is limp just cracks me up waaay too much.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the happiest day of Sharon's life

    will.u.b.mine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude this picture is all over this app... quite frankly it's being used way too much

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    #48

    Hmmm

    daddywang Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to read a whole semester's work a night before exam.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After struggling for two hours, Keith realized his mistake and rented a stretch limo

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like that meme from Andy’s birthday from toy story

    Catherine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I need to see more! Wish I could've stayed and watched how this went 😅

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean it won't fit? I'll show you.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it will fit diagonally.

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    #49

    Hmmm

    Bongnazi Report

    Laura Carney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: The teacher (person erasing) is the artist and draws spectacular drawings like this all the time, I don't remember where I saw all the photos, but somewhere on the internet is a collection of various drawings the teacher has done. They are all phenomenal.

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not want to erase that

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the art teacher showing her students what modern eyebrows have become

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops i made a mistake. Lets start again

    I am avoiding my homework
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Not the art!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sowieso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image hurts my stomach!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate these new fake eyebrows....

    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgee I would have a heart attack and die if that were my art

    Fury2020
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the artist didnt she erased her own art

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    #50

    Hmmm

    simpletonsavant Report

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell takes a photo in the men's toilet? The man in the green t-shirt looks like he quickly zipped up. Hope he emptied first.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? Can't you see I'm taking a p*ss?"

    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    That's just wrong.

    #51

    My Coworker Decided He Wanted A Standing Desk

    tsaven Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the monitor at eye level they said.

    Not-so-MadMax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean he has a standing floor instead of a standing desk?

    Kim St
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does that floor no cave in?

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew what those floors were for!

    Terran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are adjustable desks and then there are adjustable floors

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said he wanted a standing desk.

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    #52

    Hmmm

    SadCrab_ Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have managed 1 million steps today!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I'm transfixed by the vein on his leg

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, i'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here! Trust me, i'm an engineer! What the f*ck did just happen here? Trust me, i'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, i'm an engineer! Oh sh*t, i think i'm outta here!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be wearing rollerskates.

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    #53

    Hmmm

    Negative_Mussel Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for those meddling kids

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for this, probably involving a curmudgeonly old man wearing a disguise

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no , not the mystery machine

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    #54

    Hmmm

    reddit.com Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No officer, I swear I was just crying over this really sad movie I watched

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought maybe she’d been tear gassed at a protest and was awkwardly riding home on the train with the police.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wehn you ride the same train home as the cop who tear-gassed you....

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officer: "Ma'am are you high?" Woman: "Hi. How are you?"

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that copper doesn't give me the high

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I wonder if she is hiding coz of her bloodshot eyes lol.

    Martin Forbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's so high Snoop Dog is jealous.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very subtle ad for Visine eye drops.

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLOLOL Been there, done that.

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    #55

    Hmmm

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    Pillowhead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this from The Haunting of Hill House?

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank goodness! Shew! I was going to say why on earth would you let a child take a photo like this?!

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    Em Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine! It's a behind the scenes shot from the Netflix series Haunting of Hill House.

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is kinda cursed... i need a backstory

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems to be from a show :D called "The haunting of hill House"; never heard of it before ^^

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its funny that people who did'nt know this was from a TV show, got downvoted.

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    #56

    Hmmm

    ninzmrqz Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exorcist the sequel the devils game

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming he put the hoodie on backwards and put his hands behind his back, right? Now I'm gonna have to try that sometime.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We commence to make ya (Jump jump) The Mac Dad'll make ya (Jump jump) The Daddy Mac'll make ya (Jump jump) Kris Kross'll make ya (Jump jump)

    lol idk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so cursed lol (even though i did this less than a week ago)

    Chaz83
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he has snacks in the hoodie bit

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    #57

    Hmmm

    Lamp512 Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who ordered extra onions.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's enjoying the Introvert Special

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the shop should offer discounts to those sit there and eat

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even worse than the guy who had to sit outside behind the window! :-)

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Sorry sir we just have to remove the table and replace it with this here wall"

    Sherrill Uliasz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I said that I was going to eat alone, I didn't mean it this literally!!!

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like my elementary school years all over again.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tut tut, someone's been naughty and sent to time out.

    #58

    Hmmm

    Nero420 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he got out before the truck got to him. I guess he could just duck but still a close call.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't get out until that pot hole is filled

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Channel Swimmer from "Help!" as a child.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes sir. That is exactly how deep the pothole is. Don't believe? Well..."

    Abby Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point and laugh boys. Point and laugh.

    #59

    Hmmm

    fine_shrine Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigourney weaver behind the scenes

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think it's crocheted not weaved

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    Pokémon MasterAudrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel marsh, that is rude and inconsiderate. Next time think before you post stupid sh*t online.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Fake photo. No ring on her finger (Yeah, yeah, I know... or she's not into relationships.)

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    #60

    Hmmm

    sirhcthatsme Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chillin' by the pool...

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's Natasha Kurnaeva, a Youtuber. That's the cover pic of her channel "Yeah Russia". She talks about every day life in he Far East of Russia in the city of Khabarovsk. Her videos have a charming amateur vibe, but are quite interesting.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her fingers have now frozen and cant do any work on her laptop

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't feel my legs but this will look great on Instagram"

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on us. That's actually "Quickcrete."

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    #61

    Hmmm

    rjw223 Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: his wife is a mermaid

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously a baby. He even has a pacifier in his mouth.

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    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you got any fishcakes? No sorry we sold out. That's a shame as it is the salmons birthday today.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at that. looks just like his mother! and they said they'd never make it

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody would make jokes if this were a dead deer or a baby cow. Hope the fish was at least dead already.

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    #62

    Hmmm

    jeuw1 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could he not get out coz it was too slippery? Usually you just do a little run up to get out.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it was, a bedsheet from one of the nearby houses and an adult would have been enough to get him out, no need for the fire department.

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. I suppose the alternative was to throw some sandwiches down.

    tikki tikki mango
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it seems there would be a better solution than calling the EMS?

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just fill it with water and he can float out. :-)

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    #63

    Hmmm

    Iterrynand Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's just sad. What would be worse is if they were texting each other.

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think it would make it better if they were texting one another, maybe because it's too noisy to chat where they are?

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with this one?

    Tracy Costa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's two very drunk people trying to order an Uber.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the real life version of the Banksy picture! It was meant to be a social commentary not a prediction 🤦‍♀️

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    #64

    House Across The Street Is Burning. Fire Trucks, Police Cars, Flames...my Kid Gives Zero Fucks. She Wants To Swing.

    nattums Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disaster Girl, the early years.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fire fighters came around to put the swing up

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I missing? Or is the kid's swing too high to get out of the tree without a firefighter's help?

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house across the street is on fire, you can see the smoke through the trees and the ladder going up to the 2nd floor (look through the fire truck's front window). Probably neighbors who wanted to watch the action and let their kid swing while outside enjoying the not so fresh air.

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