After the Titanic hit an iceberg during her maiden voyage to New York City, the musicians decided to do their part while the crew loaded the lifeboats. Looking to soothe everyone's nerves, they continued to play as the ship sunk lower and lower into the ocean. All 8 musicians perished that night in the sea.
Such heroism is hard to match, but there is a select breed of people who remain calm in all sorts of ridiculous and weird situations. And many of them end up featured in the subreddit r/hmmm. Continue scrolling and check out these bad*sses!
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Idk why I find this funny but that guy is someone I'd totally be friends with
That was during Hurricane Harvey. Do you know how much rain we got during that event? SIXTY INCHES. It would stop, and then start again, and stop, and start again, for literally DAYS. No one went out without an umbrella. This guy is smart.
Load More Replies...This is my city... at some point we all just had to embrace the random flooding on a Tuesday and stuff like this happens. Not pictured, canoe jousting.
And they make one hell of a carbon footprint with the methane coming out when they do
Load More Replies...This is hilarious! What if the cow decides to wander off though? Do they follow it?
OK, it wasn't perfect. But it was better than the goat they'd used previously
Nowadays, even reading the daily news can be stressful. Add on the stresses of daily life — such as handling work demands or adjusting to retirement, dealing with family issues, coping with illness, or caregiving — and you may become really anxious really fast.
"Some degree of anxiety is normal and even necessary," Dr. Ann Epstein, a psychiatrist at Harvard-affiliated Cambridge Health Alliance and medical editor of the Harvard Special Health Report Coping with Anxiety and Stress, said.
"Anxiety signals us that something is awry or might need our attention. However, you don't want the response to become exaggerated or to dominate your life," Epstein explained. Good coping mechanisms for stress and anxiety can help you get through turbulent times.
In the presence of rude human invaders in their habitat, the cats remain calm and collected.
These bipeds seem fine though. When asleep they are interesting creatures to observe. Strange noises and postures and all.
Load More Replies..."Run in front of us : you're a prey. Take a nap with us : you're a friend."
Is that true? Good to know. And if it's not true, then it still serves as a fun little tidbit of misinformation. Y'know, to go out with a bang! Or BLITZ as it were/will be...
Load More Replies...Cheetahs are actually for the most part completely chill with humans unless they attack them or something
Yes, they see people like any other animal that is too big for them to eat but doesn't usually attack them.
Load More Replies...Yes, three people were killed, including a two year old boy
Load More Replies...I'm guessing this is more of a "Yay! Ready for the trip! My buss is waiting" selfie and a "I'm alive and well, don't worry. Love you, mom!" selfie. Thus the different backgrounds. Please, correct me if I'm wrong.
I think you're right. But it still looks funny :D (the same pose etc.)
Load More Replies...That escalated quickly- only the guy’s face didn’t 🤔
This is the pic for someone who asks how is your day going and you don't need any explanation..
Years of a starvation diet, months of anxiety, days of shopping for just the right dress, hours of beauty torture only to be upstaged by a pajama wearing chip eating self assured girl who couldnt give a sh*t about social pressures
Maybe my high school was different, but your prom sounds VERY SERIOUS.
Load More Replies...It's a good idea to begin by figuring out whether your anxiety is normal or you have a disorder — defined as symptoms that have plagued you for at least six months.
If your anxiety has been interfering with your daily life for a while, it might be time to see a mental health professional. But if you're confident that your anxiety is of the everyday variety, you might get some relief by doing the following things.
Dear Diary, I have sneaking suspicion that my husband loves the cat more than me.
Oooo kitty the side chick now eh? Or is the woman the side chick?
What would make this epic is if he was n driving with the x- files theme song playing.
This is one of the captured alien crafts that the U.S. military will be disclosing this June to the American public.
They should hire him for a new Police Academy movie
Load More Replies...When the big kids won't share their toys, so you just have to pretend to play along too.
His facial expression is like "I hope no one looks twice at my disguise, and realize I'm the suspect they're seeking"
Load More Replies..."Yeah boss i forgot my gun! It's okay act natural"😅😅😅😅
Load More Replies...Yeah, his face says he's Guilty A.F. -- Plot-Twist: he's the disguised fugitive they're hunting down.
Load More Replies...Talk about it. Even something as simple as explaining your concerns to friends and family can help you put them in perspective. Further discussion with your doctor can identify any stress-induced health issues, like high blood pressure or poor sleep, that you may have developed and help you find ways to treat them.
Take care of yourself. For example, eat healthy, tasty meals. Pursue your favorite activities, even if it's just watching a good movie or TV series, reading a new novel, visiting a museum, gardening, walking the dog, or playing with grandchildren. Becoming immersed in pleasurable activities can help you get rid of anxiety, at least temporarily.
That is exactly! what went through my mind when I saw the photo :-D
Load More Replies...I know he has a tattoo, but calling him a trash...
Load More Replies...Girl on left: "Yeah, it's a bit weird. But at least he didn't bring the opossum this time"
"I knoooow! I thought it was dead and I tried to give it CPR and it turned out it was playing--" "Don't say it!" "--possum?"
Load More Replies...My niece actually has 4 pet raccoons. Two are babies. All orphans. The adults lost their mother to logging and the babies lost theirs due to a construction site. They tore their homes down basically. It’s horrible. They actually make great pets but you better have a lot of room because they love exploring and enjoy ripping up carpet lol
My uncle rescued a couple but they really shouldn't be kept as pets. They also tore up his house so he set up their shelter outside, they returned by choice back into the wild. He lives in a rural area, he said the female has came back with a litter of kits but they are happier in the wild. They seem like one of the easier animals to rehab back into the wild, thankfully he doesn't live in a city but in their natural habitat.
Load More Replies...Dad - “Which one of these pretty ladies is your girlfriend?” Guy - picks up raccoon and shows dad, “She’s my soulmate!”
When mom and your siblings don't approve of your girlfriend but you don't care.
My question too, but you never know. Now I have a monk rocking to their songs in my mind. ♡
Load More Replies...He would have freaking loved this. Perhaps made it an album cover or at least had them take part in a music video!
Load More Replies...These are not the totebags you're looking for. Carry on.
Load More Replies...funny and ironic, but not seeing how this is "keeping your cool in an unusual situation"
You can its from this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGjKM4vicfg
Load More Replies...The moment when you're being chased by a giant turd and realize it isn't a dream
Get regular exercise. Physical activity affects the nervous system and reduces stress. 30 minutes of walking can be enough to help boost your mood. Yoga and tai chi can also relax your body and mind.
Keep a list. Whenever a worry or fear begins to take over your thoughts, write it down in as much detail as you can. Many people find that just articulating their cares provides some relief.
Use calming techniques. Learning techniques to counter stress can improve your mood, reduce your health risks, and enhance your appreciation of daily life. Many Y's and health centers offer stress-reduction programs, which may include instruction in mindfulness, relaxation, yoga, or tai chi. There are numerous books, YouTube videos and smartphone apps that can guide you in practicing these techniques.
Yes folks, this photo shoot is the first part of your Welcome to Hell package.
Uncle Jeff was due to come and visit us but we have a sneaky plan.......
This is a common solution for derelict buildings on private property. It's cheaper and quicker to cut off the supply and burn it down before hiring a clean-up crew than it is hiring a demolition crew to knock it down and take away the rubble
FR? And they just risk the fire spreading to trees and other houses? Because that should not be a thing! At least not without fire-men standing by.
Load More Replies...You beat me to it! :) I believe she's called the disaster girl! :) Some distant cousins maybe? 29xp-meme-...f3b50d.jpg
“The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire..we don’t need no water; let the mother f-er burn!”
That's what you just said. We heard you the first time. JK. Leave both of your posts up. it's better that way, especially with my B R I L L I A N T joke here, to follow it up (if I do say so, myself)...
Load More Replies...That's the infantry in China, training for riots. In the case of Hong Kong, there were more than 2 million people rioting. Most were not even chinese people, rather had flown in from around the world. Anyway, the Chinese take initiative by learning the ways of the most successful militaries in the world, including the Romans, the Aztecs, the Mongolians, and the Congo. *(Congo empire lasted 4000 years. Under the current jungle there are millions of acres of abandoned terraced farms and ruined cities. They were conquered by the Dutch in the 16th Century.)
Load More Replies...Honestly, the lengths pandemic hoarders will go to...and you just know his wife is in the toilet roll aisle
Just filling up the fire engines water tanks en route to an emergency
Then when he finally gets served the cashier tells him “Sorry sir. It’s baskets only at this till”.
I just spent way too long digging around the internet. Found out it's not photoshopped, it's a real image of Don Sheehy taken while he was in college. The UPS truck and cops are there because the truck's handbrake failed, resulting in a rollback. But...I can't find a darned thing about why the heck Mr. Sheehy is carrying that sewing machine!
Load More Replies...Backstory - guy en route to prom, found out his date's dress got torn, so borrows his mom's sewing machine but runs out of gas so hitched a ride with a really bad driver who crashes, but prom guy saves the sewing machine and her dress.
UPS van goes off the road, best man manages to salvage last minute wedding present
Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call, you never seem to be home
There is always that one friend that feels like an outsider lol.
MIKASA! WHERES EREN AND ARMIN AND LEVI AND ERWIN AND JEAN AND HANJE AND SASHA AND ZEKE AND THE TITANS
Load More Replies...I've heard rumors this is what the run time of "Waterworld" feels like.
Load More Replies...Where does she live, that the theater lets you bring in snacks?
Load More Replies...honestly with all the commercials before a movie starts, those popcorns look like the right choice when going to the movies, including those 2 litre bottles of fizzy drinks , you go girl!
She should get some kind of prize if she finishes all that by the end of the movie.
And I hope she gets to go to the bathroom quickly.
Load More Replies...I want a pic like that! I'm gonna have to recreate it somehow
Careful recreating a hanging photo! Don't make it look too realistic.
Load More Replies...Amazon review: "Great book, I simply could not put it down until the tear gassing began"
Eastern Europe - riots from time to time and a lot of russian classics.
Good Ol' Tolstoy. Couldnt put Anna Karenina down. That tear gas stings abit though xxx
Load More Replies...As someone who lives in Minneapolis, you just get kind of numb to it. The police usually don't do anything until after 7:00PM. But be careful.
Could be Europe as well! It's so common in some countries that you get used to it unfortunately
Load More Replies...He's less into dystopian future, preferring instead romantic comedies
This comment should be higher up!
Load More Replies...They look like 3d drawing on the pavement which i really hope they are
Load More Replies...i'm not scared of snakes, but when i saw a rattlesnake on a hike once and it coiled, it was like a shock. some sort of deep instinct telling me to RUN RUN GET AWAY. i ignored it, but it was hard. snakes are awesome tho, and getting to see one of the 7 venemous snakes in my state was too cool to run away from.
That is pretty cool. I have encountered quite a few snakes here in Australia. They are generally pretty timid, but, keep well back...
Load More Replies...This is almost the scariest s**t i have ever seen. And im an old man.
No. You won't be able to sleep after seeing this. Ever again. See you at 4am! xxx
Load More Replies...the children summoned themselves a new mum, who let them do whatever they want
Why kids should never play games that involve drawing a pentagram on the floor
Not sure which is creepier: the Grudge figure or the death stare from the kid on the right.
Your use of punctuation really expresses his lack of enthusiasm, and it’s hilarious 😂
Load More Replies...Girl 1: You know what, I can really go for some Kool Aid right about now" "Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh"
The radiator needs water. Fk, where the hell is the radiator?
Let this be a lesson boys & girls, always replace the fuel lines on a vintage automobile, no matter how good they look. Never bypass a mechanical fuel pump unless the electric one is ignition-switched. Always carry a fire extinguisher, because you never know. Insurance will cover receipts but not sweat equity; protecting that is your job.
Maybe he figured it’s not worth it, let me get my groceries out though
"Of course it's not unhygienic, his feet aren't even touching the floor"
Not the point, but I have a shirt just like that Hawaiian shirt he's wearing!
I see the photographer deliberately cut the other man out and got the shot of the man in the background instead.
Maybe they are a legit couple and the guy she is hugging is just a friend?
Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby
Thats...That's the grim reaper from bill and Ted isn't it? Ah, you sunk my battleship!
Join the dark side- we have fish* * subject to terms and conditions- like whether they are biting or not
I thought the same honestly! Are we sure he isn't?
Load More Replies...If I hadn't seen the phone numbers I'd have thought it was "Florida Man"
Load More Replies...It could have been worse - the last time Chris experimented with controlled substances he woke up at a Furry convention
I wonder if the people in the trailer know this man or if he is secretly hitching a ride.
That's only slightly better than the "it's not what you think" 😅😅😅
Load More Replies...rookie mistake. always set up your monitor with your back to the wall, every perv knows that! ;P
For an apolitical message... Where's his watermelon?
Load More Replies...An actual instrument! https://youtu.be/ineYcKcfmJQ?t=16 And Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture uses a canon.
worth watching- the guy is getting a proper sweat on in his tux
Load More Replies...The highlight of Wilhelm Sprocket's Symphony for Orchestra and Hammer-wielding Maniac
Dave Jones and Jean Schulz biden was only elected to get trump out we had no choice. Lesser of two evils. Trump raped a 13 yr old girl w Epstein among 23 other rapes and sexual violence against teens in his teen pageants. He admitted on tape he sexually assaults women. For that admission alone he should not have ever been president he admitted to sexually harassing teen girls on tape. He said he wanted to have sex w his daughter more than once on tape. On tape on camera the words came out of his mouth.
Psh come on, this is still a better love story than Twilight
Load More Replies...The tapping-face-with-paw technique having failed, Bertie unleashed the full powers of his mind
"Weeeee represent... the Lollipop Guild..." I always wondered what they did on the weekends.
Load More Replies...The survivors of the first shrink ray attack vowed to continue the fight against terrorism
Do you know that Navy SEALs aren't allowed to walk? They must run to every destination.
So did my dad back in 1950's Canadian army bootcamp.
Load More Replies...Looks like one of the Late Show With David Letterman stunts. He would send a bunch of clowns into a restaurant one at a time to see how many would fit. He also sent mascots of one fast food place into a competitor's restaurants. Miss his stunts.
I miss Dave and his show. Still the funniest.
Load More Replies...Great, 2 things to give me a heart attack, clowns and KFC.
This is not chill, this is unaware (the terrace) and plain stupid (under the terrace).
Of course! When it comes to safety we take everything seriously😅😅
Load More Replies...Sick of being told that the terrace restaurant was 'fully booked', Mike took matters - and a sledgehammer - into his own hands
Looks like a steel structure is the support and aesthetic repairs are being made to the stucco.
Yes this! Finally some sense! If you all think concrete is ever load bearing, think again.
Load More Replies...'I am the defender of the bananas. Sorry, the bananas defend me. Um...no, the bananas and I...me and the bananas. Oh whatever'
Ok. I will start building my banana fort in the morning.
In that case, I'm glad that she isn't sat on the pavement!
Load More Replies..." Eh yeah eh is this emergency services as i have had a slight accident"
Day 173: My legs are cramping up and I cannot move yet my bucket is still not full
This man is tough. Legs are only cramping after 173 days lmao
Load More Replies...If someone asks me "What was your experience in online class?" I am straight gonna show them this picture.
Guy Fiery you say? Ok, great, now let me finish my giant burger blonde-electricized-hair-man.
Surely, if he wanted it enough, he could suck the fries through the glass by mind power alone
I kinda feel for him, something in his eyes, so longing and jealous... I'm a dork, but this pic makes my heart wrench a bit...
Its tough when you're a gourmet TV chef and all you want is some junk food.
When someone isn't paying proper attention to delicious fried food, he knows. He knows.
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
Load More Replies...He pretends to be working,but in reality he be making them waffles
if you have never been arrested in preschool, you haven't lived at all.
I have never attended preschool, skipped right to elementary LOL XD
Load More Replies...Kinda right ;) in Poland it's very common that in kindergarten, elementary school and sometimes highschool you have those events, where fire department, police and rescuers are coming to school to have a small talk and show their cars inside and outside. Sometimes you can get into the tank or ship 😅 the best part - No one cares if you're kid or adult. Wanna get inside fire truck? Just ask and you're good to go. Wanna get inside the tank? No problem 😂
Load More Replies...Looks like an event showing the police in various gear and that must be a news photographer getting some publicity shots
"Camera's way more dangerous than a gun." Preston Packard, Kong Skull Island -
Counter strike de_dust2 counter terrorist starting point to the left down a ramp
That guy who can do anything for sake of Video Game
Load More Replies...Mission impossible: to hold your head more than ten minutes like that ...
Boredome with Cardome?( sorry that was bad)
Load More Replies...All fun and games until the drunk idiot who runs the red light comes along.
I'm pretty sure I'd be "permanently" sleeping after this...
Load More Replies...You must be a right Dipsy if you think you are going to get any Tinky Winky in laa laa land. It all looks like a load of Po to me.
I did this. Once you are sitting nobody cares anymore. Nowdays most likly people won't even notice.
Don't you love the big cities for that? Meanwhile in the countryside you will be talk of the town for the next six months at least
Load More Replies...Seen it. When you have to transport a chair and you don't have your own vehicle, you make do.
He brought a CHAIR, a full on muthafuckin COUCH CHAIR on a public bus.
Please don't stare, but I bought a new chair and I have to take it every where...
my housemates used to do that without me realising until I made toast and it tasted like an ashtray
Load More Replies..."Mum, Where's Dad?" 'Don't say the rabbit ate him, Don't say the rabbit ate him,Don't say the rabbit ate him'
There goes the bride, head in a bucket. After the wedding her husband said..... (To the tune of Here Comes The Bride.)
No but the way her body is limp just cracks me up waaay too much.
dude this picture is all over this app... quite frankly it's being used way too much
After struggling for two hours, Keith realized his mistake and rented a stretch limo
FYI: The teacher (person erasing) is the artist and draws spectacular drawings like this all the time, I don't remember where I saw all the photos, but somewhere on the internet is a collection of various drawings the teacher has done. They are all phenomenal.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Not the art!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who the hell takes a photo in the men's toilet? The man in the green t-shirt looks like he quickly zipped up. Hope he emptied first.
Trust me, i'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here! Trust me, i'm an engineer! What the f*ck did just happen here? Trust me, i'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, i'm an engineer! Oh sh*t, i think i'm outta here!
I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for this, probably involving a curmudgeonly old man wearing a disguise
No officer, I swear I was just crying over this really sad movie I watched
Load More Replies...I thought maybe she’d been tear gassed at a protest and was awkwardly riding home on the train with the police.
Oh thank goodness! Shew! I was going to say why on earth would you let a child take a photo like this?!
Load More Replies...seems to be from a show :D called "The haunting of hill House"; never heard of it before ^^
Load More Replies...Its funny that people who did'nt know this was from a TV show, got downvoted.
I'm assuming he put the hoodie on backwards and put his hands behind his back, right? Now I'm gonna have to try that sometime.
We commence to make ya (Jump jump) The Mac Dad'll make ya (Jump jump) The Daddy Mac'll make ya (Jump jump) Kris Kross'll make ya (Jump jump)
" Sorry sir we just have to remove the table and replace it with this here wall"
When I said that I was going to eat alone, I didn't mean it this literally!!!
Hope he got out before the truck got to him. I guess he could just duck but still a close call.
"Yes sir. That is exactly how deep the pothole is. Don't believe? Well..."
Daniel marsh, that is rude and inconsiderate. Next time think before you post stupid sh*t online.
She's Natasha Kurnaeva, a Youtuber. That's the cover pic of her channel "Yeah Russia". She talks about every day life in he Far East of Russia in the city of Khabarovsk. Her videos have a charming amateur vibe, but are quite interesting.
It's obviously a baby. He even has a pacifier in his mouth.
Load More Replies...Have you got any fishcakes? No sorry we sold out. That's a shame as it is the salmons birthday today.
Nobody would make jokes if this were a dead deer or a baby cow. Hope the fish was at least dead already.
Could he not get out coz it was too slippery? Usually you just do a little run up to get out.
Even if it was, a bedsheet from one of the nearby houses and an adult would have been enough to get him out, no need for the fire department.
Load More Replies...Oh dear. I suppose the alternative was to throw some sandwiches down.
Wow, that's just sad. What would be worse is if they were texting each other.
Actually I think it would make it better if they were texting one another, maybe because it's too noisy to chat where they are?
Load More Replies...This is the real life version of the Banksy picture! It was meant to be a social commentary not a prediction 🤦♀️
What am I missing? Or is the kid's swing too high to get out of the tree without a firefighter's help?
The house across the street is on fire, you can see the smoke through the trees and the ladder going up to the 2nd floor (look through the fire truck's front window). Probably neighbors who wanted to watch the action and let their kid swing while outside enjoying the not so fresh air.
Load More Replies...So once again the title is the absurd part of the article? Sure, lots of weird things in the pictures, but it's only a few of them that show people remaining calm while something weird goes on right next to them...
Yeah, I hope this site isn't turning into another Buzzfeed.
Load More Replies...I like these kind of posts where people can make funny comments. We need more of these.
I found this rather boring. No titles. No way to understand what is supposed to be going on. I guess maybe it's just me.
So once again the title is the absurd part of the article? Sure, lots of weird things in the pictures, but it's only a few of them that show people remaining calm while something weird goes on right next to them...
Yeah, I hope this site isn't turning into another Buzzfeed.
Load More Replies...I like these kind of posts where people can make funny comments. We need more of these.
I found this rather boring. No titles. No way to understand what is supposed to be going on. I guess maybe it's just me.
