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Nothing is as bitter as people thinking you're full of it when you know you're right. And nothing tastes as sweet as proving everyone wrong. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the most creative ways people proved their rightness, and it'll prove that sometimes you have to work to earn vindication.

From a contractor vouching for his cabinet's sturdiness to a guy showing a police officer how sober he is, these people were brave enough to do whatever it takes in the name of truth. Scroll down to check out the effort it sometimes takes to convince others, and vote for your favorite submissions!

#1

4.5 Years After Being Told By A Team Of Doctors That I'd Probably Never Move Anything Below My Shoulders Again, I Finally Got To Take This Pic

4.5 Years After Being Told By A Team Of Doctors That I'd Probably Never Move Anything Below My Shoulders Again, I Finally Got To Take This Pic

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Mangoes'nRum
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell yeah... You go, man! You beat the odds!.

Elizabott
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe he slaughtered the odds actually

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Neeraj Jha
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Proving someone wrong about your abilities is one of the best feelings ever! You go, Champ!!

The Cappy
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a surgeon who can remove that bicycle from the side of your skull.

Charlotte Brine
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughed pretty hard at this but then also spotted a flaw in your humorous comment...it's a wheelchair! 😉

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Fiona Messenger
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rarely vote. I did for this one. Respect.

Aud Wey
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congrats!!!! You tell them!!! :)

Melissa Nunya
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine these are the times when a dr is absolutely thrilled to be wrong ;)

Heather Johnson
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the BEST ways to prove someone wrong!

Joan Churton
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.l Far out! You must feel on top of the world. Congratulations. I have so much respect and admiration for you. You just made my day.

Colleen
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell yeah... you go dude!

Carmen Elena
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody can tell your spirit and heart what to do. Keep going!

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    #2

    My Wife Was Angry At Me For Buying Such A Huge Cat Tree For Our Blind Cat. "She's Blind. She Won't Be Able To Climb That Thing!". 36 Hours Later

    My Wife Was Angry At Me For Buying Such A Huge Cat Tree For Our Blind Cat. "She's Blind. She Won't Be Able To Climb That Thing!". 36 Hours Later

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    Diana Snow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never be mad at someone who loves csts so much

    Willy Wonka
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not underestimate me woman!

    Sandra Bartsch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes, she‘s blind but not lame!

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our blind cat (born blind) even climbs trees like a "normal" cat. Cats rule!

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    #3

    People Think I'm Terrible At Cooking, So When I Offered To Help With Thanksgiving, My Family Said, "Just Cut Vegetables For The Veggie Tray." Fine. I Made This To Prove My Worth

    People Think I'm Terrible At Cooking, So When I Offered To Help With Thanksgiving, My Family Said, "Just Cut Vegetables For The Veggie Tray." Fine. I Made This To Prove My Worth

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    Victoria Jolley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a picture of Instagram for it...post it and look at it whenever you want lol

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    John L
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely has talent, and an artist's imagination

    Charlotte Brine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow go you! As a qualified and well travelled Chef of 10 years I can confirm that of the years spent gaining qualifications and learning to cook, 98.6% of the classes and exams were purely focused on cutting and arranging a selection of raw vegetables in to various animal shapes. Gordon Ramsay needs to watch out for you!!

    Troux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gobble gobble!

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad you made this comment, I had no idea what it was until I read that!

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defense... that didn't involve cooking. Pretty awesome though.

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey! no party pooping! (no offense, just being playful)

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    Sartria Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, *that's* a turkey I would eat! (I'm vegan.)

    Joan Churton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heavens that is beautiful, absolutely beautiful. I'll give you full range of my kitchen next Thanksgiving. Thanks for being you.

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    #4

    The Instructors And Other Marines At My Separation Transition Classes Said I Was Way Out Of My League Applying To Princeton. I Just Found Out That I Proved Them Wrong

    The Instructors And Other Marines At My Separation Transition Classes Said I Was Way Out Of My League Applying To Princeton. I Just Found Out That I Proved Them Wrong

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    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Liao is his last name. On the paper it seems to read is first name is Michael :-). But yes, way to go!! Awesome guy!

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    Vladimir TharosTattoos Bozic
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but this photo just filled my eyes with tears of pure happiness for you, dude! Congratulations and keep it going!

    Kurt Dillard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Semper Fi!! Congratulations Brother!!!

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations! All the best for your future!

    Caerwynn DuGua-DeMonts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations! Study hard and make them eat those words!

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    #5

    My Grandmother Didn't Think I Could Handle A Fruit Salad For A Bbq

    My Grandmother Didn't Think I Could Handle A Fruit Salad For A Bbq

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    caleb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok i love it but where did all that water melon go?

    Linda Hobart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks scrumptious! Did Grandma enjoy it?

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Grandma is shocked, and apologizes to you! What did you do with all the scooped out watermelon?

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    #6

    University Of Central Arkansas Kid Juggles To Prove He’s Not Drunk During Dui Stop

    University Of Central Arkansas Kid Juggles To Prove He’s Not Drunk During Dui Stop

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    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this better. Proof beyond reasonable doubt

    Kc Nordquist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's just so good at juggling he can juggle while he's drunk?

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: He can only juggle while drunk...

    Elizabeth Scarborough
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, he's practiced for this very moment. I learned the say recite the alphabet backwards for the very same reason.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does US police not have breathalysers? I wonder this always when seeing the "walk the line" test.

    Lora Wingo Reese
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drugs don't show up on a breathalyzer. It's very much illegal (and dangerous) to drive while high. That's why the charge is either driving while intoxicated (DWI) or driving under the influence (DUI) not driving while drunk. It doesn't specify what your under the influence of.

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    Peter Goff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former acrobat, I know there's a LOT that I can do when hammered that most folks can't do sober. It's externally impressive, but probably not the best test. :)

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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    7 years ago

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    It's the fact that you capped LOT that has me weirded out right now in all kinds of ways dude....my mind is going places that I'm not comfortable with.

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    Heidrance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay so i had grand jury duty once, and it was basically 6 weeks of DUI cases. cops had to explain the sobriety tests every time. i would love to hear the description of this test in court.

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me watching the video while at a party: Hold my beer.

    John Backus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't juggle drunk, I would let him go. 25 year LEO.

    Rainbow screen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is really talented and definitely not drunk

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    #7

    Girlfriend Is Always Telling Me My Shirts Are The Same Color. I Had To Prove Her Wrong

    Girlfriend Is Always Telling Me My Shirts Are The Same Color. I Had To Prove Her Wrong

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    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's the stereotype that men see only a few colours :D

    Theodore Coop
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a stereotype, it's genetics. Men's retinas have more rods and fewer cones (for better night vision, hunting and guarding), while women's retinas have fewer rods and more cones (to better distinguish fine gradations of color when determining whether something is safe to eat). It's a hunter/gatherer thing.

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    Shruti Naik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This soothes my OCD. This is so beautiful! Your girlfriend is so lucky to have you!

    Lauren Crubaugh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are the same color actually, just different shades

    Zori the degu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have her eyes checked. I'm not kidding, man.

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly. If you're wearing a royal blue shirt and a week later, you wear an aqua shirt, some don't bother to remember the colour you wore last week

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    Vaida Kuodytė
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman and I don't have that many shirts o_O.

    Cece Venticinc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically the same color, just different shades

    ArBeeStL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even. Shades are a color with varying amounts of black added. Pastels a colr with white added. This is not that. These are various hues in the blue-green range, or simply put, different colors.

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    Diana Snow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its disturbing how neatly folded and arranged they are...!

    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Variations of the same colour...

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    #8

    Women In The Arab World Struggle To Feel Free Enough To Travel Alone. I Am A 25-Year-Old Girl From Pakistan, And I Cycled From Muenster To Aachen, Germany To Prove To Every Female Around The World That There Is No One Stopping Them From Achieving Their Dreams

    Women In The Arab World Struggle To Feel Free Enough To Travel Alone. I Am A 25-Year-Old Girl From Pakistan, And I Cycled From Muenster To Aachen, Germany To Prove To Every Female Around The World That There Is No One Stopping Them From Achieving Their Dreams

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    Kenri Basar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try this in Pakistan and India... Freedom of wenon is often violated.

    andri
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few questions... "There is no one stopping you from your dreams" as long as you are in Germany? Is this an encouragement for women to leave the Arab world if they want to be free? Also, Pakistan isn't part of the Arab world. Islamic world yes, but not Arabic.

    Sarah Birrelle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing stopping them except all the men in their lives. It's not possible for everyone to just leave. Which is why it's a huge issue. Religion and social status, and poverty to babe just a few. Not to mention the public stoning and beatings etc. Agree with the idea here, maybe the caption was off

    starlight 01
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know most people think that in Pakistan women are not given fredom. i dont know if me saying this will make much difference or not. i am a Pakistani girl, 22 years old. we girls go to schools, colleges and universities daily. women are respected here. they do have freedom to travel, choose their careers, life partners etc. women are not that repressed as people think. apart from some remote areas in big cities girls roam around freely wearing jeans and all kinds of western clothes they want so no most of then are also not forced to wear burkas.

    just a thought !
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I don't understand these people ... I'm an Indian girl and I do what I want without anyone's opinion. These people have a prejudiced mind that we still are what we were decades ago. It annoys me a lot.

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    Priscilla Winslow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American and I no longer feel free to travel alone! (I did about 50 years ago.) Maybe it's just age... but the world has changed significantly.

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try this in Brazil...they would rob her and steal her bicycle in a few hours XD

    saurab saudagar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is Pakistan part of Arab world ???

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very inspirational and empowering. Keep it up!!

    Amy Tilling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather you expanded since evolving tends to take a Millennia or two... ;)

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    Maggie Collins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you, but I would be afraid for you to try this in a Muslim country.

    Potato
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an Italian woman(Pippa Bacca) hitchhiking to middle east to promote world peace and show that local people can be trusted, she was murdered in Turkey.

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    #9

    As A Colorblind Man, I Have Always Been Told I Can Never Solve A Rubik's Cube. Well I Did. So Suck It

    As A Colorblind Man, I Have Always Been Told I Can Never Solve A Rubik's Cube. Well I Did. So Suck It

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    John L
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is proof that there are several different types of color blindness. This person is probably "monochromatic", because as someone who has colorblindness I can easily see the differences. Almost one in five males(17-18%) have color deficiencies. I did my master's thesis on "Relaxed Selection" and color blindness. In paleolithic times, a hunting party was at a "select" advantage having at least one member color deficient. These individuals can easily differentiate camouflage from nature, which makes the hunting more successful and safer from hidden predators.

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am partially colourblind, problems with reds and greens. Always thought there was something off when growing up. Was properly diagnosed when I was 25 and got some EnChroma glasses (which are AMAZING). BTW, im a qualified highschool art teacher :) never stopped me from painting or being creative

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    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also ironic is the fact that the stickers seem to have been taken off and put in place again :)

    Cat Lady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the joke- he rearranged the stickers to solve it and, well..

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    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is solved! We just can’t see it!

    Roxy Eastland
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is definitely a joke by someone that doesn't understand how colour blindness works.

    Sick Boy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily the best entry here.

    Katie M
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really about color and more about math, so good job

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    #10

    Before I Left For Work, My Girlfriend Said I Was Dressed Like An Old Man. I Didn't Believe Her Until This Happened

    Before I Left For Work, My Girlfriend Said I Was Dressed Like An Old Man. I Didn't Believe Her Until This Happened

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    Risa Lovee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the old man dressed up like a young person xD

    Luna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha ha ha ha,BUT you could always compliment the guy and tell him that he dresses like a young man :P

    David Daisy May Boldock
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are dressing for you not you're girlfriend. Most women dress to please other women so a load of c**p on her part.

    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "old man" is probably going: WTF? I'm an old man???

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not shorts and a tee with trainers. They make men look like giant toddlers :(

    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You both dressed for comfort. neat, clean, warm - what's the problem?

    Rose Hogue
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have a full head of not grey hair, you aren't old!

    Esther Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe -- just maybe the old man liked this guy's style! ;-) Stop stereotyping!

    Carl King
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old guy has his shirt tucked in. Much neater.

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    #11

    After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do

    After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you must be good man if doggos love you that much :)

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least he's a really comfy pillow!

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    Shruti Naik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I still think you sleep better than your wife!

    Anete Evelone
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it took me a minute to notice the husband!

    Sancha Fung
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs must love you. Be happy that they love you but you also have the right to be annoyed

    Say_cheeeese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those dogs vote to a good daddy!

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears,that also the dogs sleep better than you .....oh my

    dase
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much love for you :)

    Maria Ofar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with that much love, how could you not sleep well?

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    #12

    This Contractor Got In The Cabinet He Just Built To Prove Its Sturdiness

    This Contractor Got In The Cabinet He Just Built To Prove Its Sturdiness

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not what I'd want to find in the kitchen cupboard reaching for a coffee mug...

    Jerome Goodwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now wil;l someone help me out? Wait don't close that door.

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cooking dinner, seasoning food. cupboard door creaks open. "you know, that much salt isn't good for you.." "dammit, Frank! Go home!"

    Kim Briek
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like Mundungus Fletcher only not filfthy

    Lindsay Ameye
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately Frank couldn't get out anymore so now the family has to feed him thrice a day plus coffee breaks

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, my cabinet breaks apart if i'm putting the bottle of oil AND the salt next to it.

    BunnyBlubber
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out when you buy a cabinet you also get more than you expected

    dire wolf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to a slight measuring error, he's sadly still there. But...sturdy...right?

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    #13

    My Wife Said I Couldn't Build A Fence Because I'm Not "Handy." Well I Showed Her... How Good She Is At Reverse Psychology

    My Wife Said I Couldn't Build A Fence Because I'm Not "Handy." Well I Showed Her... How Good She Is At Reverse Psychology

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    Cheryl Weldon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be a downer but maybe too neat... it takes away from the wilderness of the trees behind

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    Sancha Fung
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better than my fence. It was done professionally

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a professional just means you do it for money, doesn't necessarily mean good.

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    Phoenix Martinez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only see one problem... you built it backwards. the side that has the beams should be facing inward so you can climb out, and not climb in.

    Emily Butterfield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some zoning says you can build it with the beams outward. Ours is outward so our dogs would ing use the beams to climb. Plus why would I want the ugly beam in my backyard? Leave that for my neighbors to look at!

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    Linda Hobart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, she rocks! You did a really good job on the fence, too!

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you played right into her hands is what you did 😂 well done though

    Dawn Baggett
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you can't build one around my yard.

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    #14

    My Friend Told Me He Was Working Security For The Dalai Lama. I Didn't Believe Him Until He Posted This On His Facebook

    My Friend Told Me He Was Working Security For The Dalai Lama. I Didn't Believe Him Until He Posted This On His Facebook

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dalai Lama is actually a very fun man..

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! It's just a great honor to serve him! And fun too!

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realise Elijah Wood did security these days.

    Cláudia Santos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky him! I would love to meet the Dalai Lama!

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met him in Portland a while back, super nice guy and very funny.

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    #15

    I Was Arrested At A Protest Wednesday. The Trooper Asked Me What Was In My Pockets. He Didn't Believe Me

    I Was Arrested At A Protest Wednesday. The Trooper Asked Me What Was In My Pockets. He Didn't Believe Me

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    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, my sister has had one taped to the back of her license for about 20 yrs...and never failed to show it off when she was pulled over! (yes, we know it shouldn't be there, but you can't deny the humor factor--cops even laughed at it). She's calmed down a lot.

    jamelooot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder youre brave enough lol

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    #16

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Believe That His Cat Bullies Mine

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Believe That His Cat Bullies Mine

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    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, the agony!" The cat cried out, as it writhe in pain.

    EnderEevee 42
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with your boyfriend's cat's tail?

    Nini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just upset cuz of that weird haircut, this is no bully, it's revenge. REVENGE.

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bullying. Cats are territorial and not meant to share space, though they are smart enough to make it work when they have to

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be a bully if I were a cat with a poodle cut, too.

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    #17

    No One Believes Me, But My Son Did In Fact Hold His Head Up Less Than 5 Minutes After Being Born

    No One Believes Me, But My Son Did In Fact Hold His Head Up Less Than 5 Minutes After Being Born

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    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww~ He is sooo cute! :)

    Daniel Sipes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, his face says "I've seen some things that would make your toes curl"

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's judging this world and disappointed already..

    Danielle Tropea Ibclc Cpst
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in Labor and Delivery. This is very normal for newborns. They are very strong. Just uncoordinated.

    Teodor Vladutu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his mother has a very hairy chest

    Aud Wey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like an old wise man who konws a lot of things!!!

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cute. At first I thought there was a dollop of ice cream on his head.

    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter did that too, she looked up to see who was coming into the room when she heard the door open! She was only a few hours old!

    Elizabott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because he's wondering how to turn off the big bright thing

    Cheryl Weldon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't put a hat on me when I was born... :( my life is sad.

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    #18

    Korean Students Make A Raft Out Of Potato Chip Bags To Prove They Have Too Much Air In Them

    Korean Students Make A Raft Out Of Potato Chip Bags To Prove They Have Too Much Air In Them

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...I totally support packaging that doesn't use unnecessary space but with the chips, it kinda makes sense that you need all that air to protect the chips.

    Mikleo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found comparing the air to chips ratio in chips bags. The worst has 87%, the best 56% air. Lay's is 3rd place 86%. Pringles has 66% of air, even though it's in a can, and the excuse of protecting the chips doesn't work there. https://www.highsnobiety.com/2015/11/06/chip-air-ratio/

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's obvious and they knew it, like any person, who has encountered a bag of chips. I think it's disgusting one can use so much packaging if only half of the bag would be full. People only think about money and they never give a damn for environment.

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporations are by design this way. Money.

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    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminded me of a Running Man episode where the celebrities had to make a boat out of the things they had won throughout the previous minigames to cross Han river xd

    Roger Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in the packaging industry. Chips are sold by weight. The bags are sized to have enough air space to protect the chips. And the "air" is usually nitrogen to preserve freshness without adding preservatives. Product that has to be shipped over mountains is packed with less backfill, as the bags can burst at higher altitudes.

    Amy Tilling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discounting the protection factor, would vacuum packing them be equally effective in terms of preserving freshness?

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    LittleGrayMouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from an episode of Running Man if I'm not mistaken. No students, famous people instead.... They did this very very very often in their show.

    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also this, it is not air but an inert gas like argon i think, it is to keep em fresh as air would make em spoil faster

    Teri Donovan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, since the bags are sold by weight, not volume....and I'm pretty sure the air doesn't weigh much (if anything)....it's called "insulation".....

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "air" is there to stop the chips from going stale. The weight on the bag is what you go by, not the size of the packet.

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    #19

    Local Police Department Unlawfully Entering Unlocked Vehicles To Prove A Point

    Local Police Department Unlawfully Entering Unlocked Vehicles To Prove A Point

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    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. Teaching people the damages people can do just because you didn't do something that will take 5 secs

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you wouldn't mind an officer just walking up into your home without a warrant just because the door is unlocked? You know...to teach you a lesson or some vagueness?

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    Jenn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to people not lock their doors?! soooo weird

    Mont
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal searching is unconstitutional. They should make a formal complaint against the department. The police think theyre being clever, but this is perpetuating the idea that they are above the law.

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotcha... we took your weed and bottle of pills...

    Jake Cheung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a violation. Like me breaking into your home to watch you sleep.

    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lawsuit! Cops aren't above the law. They can't illegal enter a vehicle/home without consent. I'd be on the phone with my attorney.

    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person is right, it really is unlawful for police to enter an unlocked car. Since it is not illegal to leave one's car unlocked, the officer would have to have a 'warrant' to enter the vehicle. The primary mission of the police is "law enforcement", not "crime prevention".

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with the apologists in the comments downvoting everyone pointing out how wrong this is.? To me, this is the same as a police officer breaking into your home because the door is unlocked. How would you people feel about that? - Daughter of an officer

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, IDK about your place but officers here have to get a permit

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    #20

    Spent 30 Mins Looking Through The Trash For This Packet To Prove To My Girl The Corner Wasn't From A Condom Wrapper

    Spent 30 Mins Looking Through The Trash For This Packet To Prove To My Girl The Corner Wasn't From A Condom Wrapper

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    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of trust you share that you have to prove your innocence...

    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great lesson of things later on, should you ever get married. Jealousy is learned early and almost impossible to erase. If she gets excited over this, there will be worse to come.

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    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have made her lick the inside.

    Joe Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking he only had the small corner. Probably not much flavoring in that little bit

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust issues. How many more "truth sessions" are you going to have to go through? Red flag!

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You two might want to talk about trust in the relationship.

    Irene Chávez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then you broke up with her i hope

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cant trust, you cant be trusted

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE DID NOT TEAR ALONG THE LINE, the monster!!.. :O

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    #21

    I Didn't Believe My Daughter When She Said She Couldn't Put Her Blocks Away

    I Didn't Believe My Daughter When She Said She Couldn't Put Her Blocks Away

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    Rainbo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I fits, I sit" -Cat

    Ethan Volochkov
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I didn't even notice the cat I need to pay attention instead of just scrolling through as quick as possible

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's printed on it..

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a little worried about the oxygen supply.

    Ephraim Bane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats do this a lot. Almost took one to school until I felt squirming in my backpack.

    Talita Montenegro
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats being cats. Gotta love those creatures!

    Cat person
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was some weird cat litter bag with pictures of kids blocks

    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I AM your block”

    Rachel Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "let the cat out of the bag!" literally.. hehehe!!~

    Lauren Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first saw this picture I didn't see the cat. I just thought it was a creative background for the package.

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    #22

    Told The Wife The Floor Was Gross And Needed Cleaning. Told Her I Was Willing To Do It. She Said We Don't Need To. Clean Half She Said And Let's See The Difference. Mission Accomplished (We Don't Have Tiled Floors)

    Told The Wife The Floor Was Gross And Needed Cleaning. Told Her I Was Willing To Do It. She Said We Don't Need To. Clean Half She Said And Let's See The Difference. Mission Accomplished (We Don't Have Tiled Floors)

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    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be interesting to discover how he went about doing that. Did he lay a grid-work and use his artistic skills, or die he tape off every dirty square before cleaning the floor?

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the markings, he may have taped it. But it would've taken them a shorter amount of time to just clean the whole thing, but this looks fun too!

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    Sandra Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and just how long did that take you?. very clever, but oh such a male thing to do. if i have ever seen something that is stupid and clever at the same time, this fits the bill perfectly.

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it took way more effort than it was worth.

    Mixedupste
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quality!! This is something I did with my dads car! He had taken it to be valeted and i told him it hadnt been done to a good standard. So i did the doors and bonnet and left the rest. needless to say there was a massive difference! He ended up getting his money back!! haha

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May have taken a lot of time-but worth the time to troll your s/o this well.

    Eli Lynch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an idea...put that effort into actually cleaning them? Jesus, why are men so petty. Grow up. It's not your wife's job to clean the floor. If you think it's dirty, you're a big boy. Clean it. Jesus Christ. What a brat.

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    #23

    My Friends Go To Great Lengths To Prove Me Wrong. Apparently There Really Is A Pole Down There

    My Friends Go To Great Lengths To Prove Me Wrong. Apparently There Really Is A Pole Down There

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    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, there is a pole down there.

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the North Pole, 'cause it's pointing up.

    PattiHarada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake news! If it was the south pole, that pic would be upside down.

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always a little discombobulated when I see people standing in the south pole and they're not upside down. Yea, I know.

    Gus Gustafson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, an American, a Russkie, a Norwegian, a Brit, and an Aussie.

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    #24

    Told My Girlfriend It Was Impossible To Stand A Coin On Its Side. She Was Right

    Told My Girlfriend It Was Impossible To Stand A Coin On Its Side. She Was Right

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds of Shaolin Soccer when the protagonist's brother tired to explain there's only two sides of the coin, no middle, no other possibilities. Then he said "let me try it". ♥

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought I'd see someone quoting that movie, of all things.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should this be impossible?

    Pat Hege
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, I mean NEVER argue with a woman, she will prove you are wrong always

    Dora Larson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this somewhere else the original caption is something along the lines of I taught my sister how to stand a coin on is side and this is what I've been doing the past hour BUT this COULD be the original title and the other one I saw could be wrong

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how tho!? theres so many! and its hard enough to balance just one!

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try with a 50 cent australian coin. It has flat edges. If I were you, I would've used the $2 coin (it's thick) and the 50c coin

    PattiHarada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but she missed the point (as did you). You sad "a" coin, not a hundred of 'em!

    Flower Waheed
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The patience needed for this is outstanding.....with me being my clumsy self, I would've probably ended up continuously knocking them over.

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    #25

    Told My Boss I Couldn't Come To Work As My Neighborhood Was On Lock Down. He Didn't Believe Me So I Sent Him This

    Told My Boss I Couldn't Come To Work As My Neighborhood Was On Lock Down. He Didn't Believe Me So I Sent Him This

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    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what's the story? :O

    Mikleo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two undercover Los Angeles Police Department detectives were wounded Tuesday morning in an ambush outside the LAPD's Wilshire Division station. The detectives were waiting to get into the station at 4861 W. Venice Blvd. between 4 a.m. and 4:30 a.m. when a gunman lying in wait opened fire, according to law enforcement sources. Both officers were hurt, but their injuries did not appear to be life-threatening, the sources said. http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-midcity-manhunt-20130625-story.html

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    Sherrie Glendening
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was startled by bright lights shining on my house and the very loud sound of a helicopter overhead.I peeked out my window and immediately was blinded by a super bright light aimed right at me.Then came a knock on my door. When I opened it, I see a scene very similar to this photo. A heavily armed SWAT team member asked if I was alone, and then said I had to leave. I found out later that a drug addict had broken into my neighbor's house. My neighbor was a police officer, and the addict was a guy he had arrested. He got away but they knew who he was.

    Say_cheeeese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the pic seems like it's telling ur friends that the cops r coming, and HIDE! Haha

    Sarah Pearson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. That sucks. Hope your day got better!

    Mixedupste
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that bike wrapped in brown paper??

    PattiHarada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you made note that it wasn't YOUR house!

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WoW wish I could use this excuse for Work!

    Jerry Chu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or tell ur boss that police is hunting you down,,,hehehheehe,,,he will surely agree...

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    #26

    "We Don't Need A Dog" He Was Wrong

    "We Don't Need A Dog" He Was Wrong

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    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with me. "I really don't need a scooter" 2 days later, we get one... (Rides on it)

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you shouldn't watch BP AND ride a scooter at the same time.

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    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad said he didn’t want a dog, we got a dog and he can’t leave him.

    Pam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everybody needs a dog :)

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is in loooooove.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may not need one, but you can always want one...

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs a pet. It improves life so much !

    Kikka io
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every uman need a pet who need cuddles. because we ae lonly in our soul, and we are sad in this loneliness

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    #27

    My Grandpa Kept Telling Me That He Had 8 "Gal Pals" At His Senior Home. I Didn't Believe Him Until I Saw This Picture Hanging Up On His Fridge

    My Grandpa Kept Telling Me That He Had 8 "Gal Pals" At His Senior Home. I Didn't Believe Him Until I Saw This Picture Hanging Up On His Fridge

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, the grandma on the right with that T-shirt!

    Cheryl Weldon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that that was a T-shirt at first...

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    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa is too cool for school! This is really cute.

    Eli Lynch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, not that hard considering women live longer. Duh.

    Jean Schweibish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the ratio ladies. Sad but true.

    Carmen Devore-Blakestad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding? A healthy dude in a retirement home is worth his weight in gold. He"ll have all the ladies he can handle. ;P

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    #28

    Uncle Kept This 35 Years Because His Mom Told Him He Wouldn't

    Uncle Kept This 35 Years Because His Mom Told Him He Wouldn't

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    therealpixie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empty bottle was heated and stretched, then refilled with blue water, and resealed.

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    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be really valuable now.

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will he still get his money back?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought Coca Cola crates at flea market as a young teen. My friend's mom ridiculed me for "not knowing how flea markets work," and buying "junk". Sold them for 3x my cost, to a collector. Mentioned the profit to the friend's mom casually. She glared. I told her "that's how antiquing works".

    Vicki Gerlich Neus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I bought one of these at Six Flags in the '80s. Don't know what happened to it.

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the seal isn't broken so either the drink changed color over the years, or it was originally blue?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trick: it was a Brown cola then

    Micki Van Patten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to give these away as game prizes on the Midway at the fair! Real blast from the past!

    Troy Currie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was going to say the same thing about the fair. Used to have one every year across the road for a long time and I remember these bottles.

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    #29

    Fiancée Said She Needed An Ipad For Work Purposes. Her Fingerprints Prove Otherwise

    Fiancée Said She Needed An Ipad For Work Purposes. Her Fingerprints Prove Otherwise

    theguestdj Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she works in a mobile game game company... *blink blink*

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! I've never seen an Ipad dirtier than mine! Especially 5 times dirtier.

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ops, I actually have a tablet... But it's more or less the same when it comes to hygiene of the device.

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    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like my mom's ipad... haha

    Kirsa Rasmussen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She works at the candy store. This is just homework

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao... I was once ranked 6th in the world on Candy Crush Soda Saga. I feel his wife's struggle.

    Eli Lynch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop being such a control freak.

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she spent her breaks and lunch on it. Didja think of that? Huh? Of course, I played every chance I got when the boss was away!

    PattiHarada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssst... tell 'em it was done while working on spread sheets!

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    #30

    Told Not Just By My Wife, But Several People This Idea Would Never Work. Sold Three Books In Two Hours

    Told Not Just By My Wife, But Several People This Idea Would Never Work. Sold Three Books In Two Hours

    mrpooscratch Report

    Sykz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious, I wonder if its a thriller or Drama or DIY?

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy a $5 book. The cheapest book I got that wasn't free was $7.14 AUD

    dire wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that book's on marketing I want 10!

    Rob Walrond
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...the rest were stolen! That table was full 🙊

    Diana Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just by other spiteful guys :)

    Luis Sanchez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you are incorrect The wife clearly was oppressing her husband. He wrote a book and the wife told home that he would not sell. They are not spiteful your are just to sour to realize that women can make mistakes as well

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    #31

    Proving To The Public That London's Double-Decker Buses Are Not A Tipping Hazard In 1933

    Proving To The Public That London's Double-Decker Buses Are Not A Tipping Hazard In 1933

    cjstop Report

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science! (specifically physics)

    Eric Cox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The engine is low so it lowers the center of gravity, fill the top up with meat suits raise the center of gravity and see what happens.

    Swarf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh. Put 50 people up there and try it again. Meat is heavy.

    Jerry Chu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the rope at the back is holding tight....youre proving your idea but yet you dont believe in it, that it will work,,, pity you

    Rob Spicer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like that back wire is pretty tight

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this change when it's occupied though?

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would be different if there are people sitting on top.

    Dan Holman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any difference if the top level is filled with people?

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    #32

    Almost 12 Years Ago My Dad Caught A Picture So Rare That No One Believed Us When We Told Them. Today I Finally Found The Picture To Prove It

    Almost 12 Years Ago My Dad Caught A Picture So Rare That No One Believed Us When We Told Them. Today I Finally Found The Picture To Prove It

    future_career Report

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad: He always wanted a unicycle. I didn't have the money but I had the tools.

    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me when u was mountain biking... it sucked

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see the photo taken 3 seconds later.

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's rare? I was expecting bigfoot in the background or something.

    billy bob joe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the bike just broke as it was taken and the kid is about to fall

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Keep in mind photoshop probs didn't exist back then

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    #33

    My So Always Denies Taking Up Space On The Bed. So I Took And Edited A Picture To Prove It. This Is For Men Everywhere

    My So Always Denies Taking Up Space On The Bed. So I Took And Edited A Picture To Prove It. This Is For Men Everywhere

    dp29 Report

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple I know puts two mattresses together

    Shane Chang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just girls that do this.

    Ally Holloway
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my house it's the dog who does it. she sleeps cross-ways and pushes us both out of the bed

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a male/female thing. Either party in the relationship could be the Bed Hog or the Edge Clinger.

    Karla Nabil
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beds' storage space is UNDER the bed! SHEESH!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! But also, why do I have a What Is This Blanket Even For blanket?

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could fit a giant pengiun over there.

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    #34

    I Didn't Believe My Roommate Until I Saw The Report

    I Didn't Believe My Roommate Until I Saw The Report

    lawschoolwasamistake Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case he got a knuckle sandwich!

    Larry Dahle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the sandwich comment; You just couldn't help it, could you?

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    Dara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he got it back.

    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I-It's all about the sandwich, huh? It must have been a really precious one ^^;;

    Jenny Gordon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was half expecting to read that a gang of pigeons had been the "criminals" at the end of the story!

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless that thing was wrapped, I wouldn't want it back

    Larry Dahle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you are hoping to gather a group of generous Internet Happy Birthday presents ? You forfot to note your address @

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    Cheryle Fuller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he then eat it? Cause I'm thinking maybe it suffered a bit from all that fighting

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    #35

    I Didn't Believe My Friend When She Said Her Sister's Friend Bought An Ostrich, So We Asked For Pics

    I Didn't Believe My Friend When She Said Her Sister's Friend Bought An Ostrich, So We Asked For Pics

    DarkTribalCow Report

    EnderEevee 42
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is beauty, it is grace, it is a... ostrich... I can't rhyme, okay?

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, you've got an ostrich. Now what?

    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Wat ya looking at mate”

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the F are they going to do with a wild animal... doesnt look like hes going to a sanctuary

    BunnyBlubber
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "To the zoo please, I dont want to beak curfew"

    Jessica Eggers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really terrified by these birds - I'm scared of birds but these are like the big birds out of hell :(

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't mean she bought it...

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    #36

    Married For 62 Years, But My Grandpa Will Still Pull Out His Road Atlas To Prove My Grandma Wrong

    Married For 62 Years, But My Grandpa Will Still Pull Out His Road Atlas To Prove My Grandma Wrong

    Upstream15 Report

    dire wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consistency is important in a relationship

    LSR
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "See?? I told you the Soviet Union is still there! My 62 year old Atlas proves it!"

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL my father does the same thing except he will now turn to me and be like....google it.

    PattiHarada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Grandma know just how bad the information in that atlas really is?

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I do this kind of thing all the time. I'm 54, he's 68.

    Pat Wittorf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DH does that too, then puts it away quietly. Does your grandpa ever win?

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    #37

    It's Amazing To Think How Far We've Come In Mathematics

    It's Amazing To Think How Far We've Come In Mathematics

    j_shor Report

    Jerry Chu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did he do that..was he angry at some one?

    Carole Dose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he washed his hand first!

    LSR
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone explain him the right way for fisting...

    Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe thus was downvoted twice [now one]... no sense of humour anymore?? triggered-...7770a0.gif triggered-too-5a861667770a0.gif

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    #38

    He Said He Had A "Bald Man Super Power." I Didn't Believe Him

    He Said He Had A "Bald Man Super Power." I Didn't Believe Him

    underdog106 Report

    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read 'Bald man super power', I thought of Saitama from One Punch Man XD

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is called "head suction". Some people's pores have a strange suctioning quality and form air tight seals. Scientists are currently baffled by it. But it's super cool!

    Christopher Baier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to that magnetic plate in his head.

    Cheryl Weldon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the left side and forehead of his head it's so photoshopped

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    #39

    I Ordered A Waffle At Mel's And Said They Couldn't Put Enough Whipping Cream On It

    I Ordered A Waffle At Mel's And Said They Couldn't Put Enough Whipping Cream On It

    wolfshademiner Report

    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not enough...

    Misty Evergreen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as too much whipping cream.

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    caleb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you sure its not just whipped cream

    Patti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sandwich and fries in the background looks yummy

    audrey cooper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This honestly looks like it would be really good

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice way to get more stuff

    Gillian Wold
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's whipped cream, not whipping cream.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whipped" cream, people! That's like saying that bread is the same as toast with jam.

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    #40

    It Happened Again! My Girlfriend Took This Photo To Prove That I Dress Like An Old Man

    It Happened Again! My Girlfriend Took This Photo To Prove That I Dress Like An Old Man

    WatDuztheFoxSay Report

    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dress like a renaissance man. I do too. Welcome to the club.

    dire wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...your shoes are more youthful...

    Kirsa Rasmussen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old man is thinking: this is akward - next time we have to coordinate :-D

    Sumaya Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are still calling other people old its offencive.

    Lucky Lambdin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's your girlfriend's problem? Dress however you want to.

    Dan Holman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a problem? Maybe she's too caught up in pride.

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    #41

    The Lengths I Have Gone To Prove To My Better Half That I Am Not Rubbish With Tools

    The Lengths I Have Gone To Prove To My Better Half That I Am Not Rubbish With Tools

    EFCMc Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D She clearly knew that if she told you you're rubbish with tools, this is exactly what you'd do. Good job, by the way!

    Em B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse psychology strikes again...

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    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse psychology always works!

    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh! That's really nice! :) Your efforts paid off! :3

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pshaw! I bet you don't even know how to paint a fence!

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks as if the door will be staying open

    Carmen Devore-Blakestad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, can you come to my place and make me one of these?!

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    #42

    "I've Been Told I Look Like The Unabomber. Didn't Believe It" - Here's How He Was Proved Wrong

    "I've Been Told I Look Like The Unabomber. Didn't Believe It" - Here's How He Was Proved Wrong

    N1KZ0NK Report

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still don't look like him! Don't be disheartened! :)

    Karla Nabil
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness you don't look like him!

    dire wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But your shirt's nicer... that's something...right?

    Kevin Gration
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks are nothing. What matters is that you don't think like him

    PattiHarada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That long face is what made him look crazy. Yours, on the other hand, is excellently proportioned and therefore quite handsome.

    Liz Hoffmann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a bit freaky. But you are you, and he is a lot older now! Probably no match. :)

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    #43

    When Your Boss Asks For A Note To Prove You're Really Sick

    When Your Boss Asks For A Note To Prove You're Really Sick

    megalotusman Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't prove anything. i know lot of people who call sick when they're not

    Eric Cox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know adults that come to work sick, I call them a******s.

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but I agree with the person who wrote the note. We're adults, we shouldn't be required to prove why we took time off. ESPECIALLY when we have an allotment. Sometimes a person just needs a day to unwind from all the c**p and stress, mental health days are still valid.

    Polleekin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my work we only have a certain allotment of days to miss work (for any reason.). But if someone brings in a doctors note it doesn't count against them and isn't deducted from their allotment. I can see the posters point. But I'm not sure asking for a doctors note is always unreasonable.

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!!! As a former boss, I took my employee's word for it. We worked at a bar. People get sick. I'd rather they stay home than get me sick.

    Teri Donovan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doc bills the business for the office visit to the tune of $160.

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of money and healthcare resources to go to the doctor for a cold, flu (unless severe), or stomach issue. And mostly what you need in that case is rest, which you can't get while calling around begging for an appointment, driving, waiting 2 hours to see the doc, driving home. I can't imagine needing a note. What a load of horseshit.

    PattiHarada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of people who say they're adults... and they're not.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good answer! (Even if you weren't actually sick.)

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    #44

    Nobody Ever Believes Me When I Tell Them My Address

    Nobody Ever Believes Me When I Tell Them My Address

    MrPhantastic Report

    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that would make this better is if they lived on "Fake Street." That's my go-to bogus address!

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cousin named "Guy Smith". Middle name was something like "John". he was taken into custody at least twice over the years after a traffic stop because the officer thought he was using an alias.

    Em B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, are continuously in a Thumb War? :D

    Renee Schreader
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy the house just for the address

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live at 123, High Street

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live at 123 High Street

    Theresa Wilson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents live in a retirement village in 123 Cemetery Rd :D

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    #45

    My Wife And I Were Just Talking About How Our Son Had Never Fell Asleep In An Odd Place. I Think He Wanted To Prove Us Wrong

    My Wife And I Were Just Talking About How Our Son Had Never Fell Asleep In An Odd Place. I Think He Wanted To Prove Us Wrong

    tntaylor56 Report

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that table is attached to the wall...

    Elizabeth H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, his name is Tayson?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T GIVE YOUR KID A NAME YOU CAN'T IMAGINE AN ADULT HAVING!

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot, that's nothing. Better than Crystal Meth - that lady keeps showing up in our local newspaper's arrest reports - what a surprise!

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    dire wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The defiance is strong with this one

    Kay Fey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 1880s, in tenement apartments, babies slept in drawers. I guess he's trying to go back to the old days?

    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tayson? oh cmon really, enough of these dumb names plz have seen much worse than this tho i suppose

    Kieran Gray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k calls their kid tayson? That’s not even a ducking name. No wonder the whole world laughs at you c***s.

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    #46

    Back At The Arcade, She Wants To Play This Huge Claw Machine, I Say Sure Thinking There Is No Way She Will Get One An I Will Have To Carry That Huge Thing Around. I Was Wrong

    Back At The Arcade, She Wants To Play This Huge Claw Machine, I Say Sure Thinking There Is No Way She Will Get One An I Will Have To Carry That Huge Thing Around. I Was Wrong

    disneymama0f2 Report

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But look at the smile on her face - totally worth it!!

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair.. Look at the size of that claw compared to the balls!!

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the machines are rigged so they will let go even though you think you've got a good grasp

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    with a Y and a Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 5 yr old daughter won 1,000 tickets..i was dumbfounded..every time we go to the arcade we just kept on trying it again

    Peppa Pig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, at the arcade my dad got me a huge purple ball. When the claw grabbed it, it snagged the food of a massive blue emoji plush and HELD, so I got prizes in one go!

    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehhhh I wanna try that too! :D

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    #47

    My Wife Showed Me This Picture After I Told Her That I've Been Working Out. Don't Think She Believes Me (There's A Blurry Spider Web On There With A Spider)

    My Wife Showed Me This Picture After I Told Her That I've Been Working Out. Don't Think She Believes Me (There's A Blurry Spider Web On There With A Spider)

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    TropicalPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a spider can do this overnight !! just a thought ...

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but it's also a tad bit dusty...

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    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I work out w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put the spider the on purpose for the extra weight.

    Cat person
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point we had a spider living inside our mirror on our SUV and every time we saw it, we ripped it down only to come back the next day and find a new one

    Aud Wey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spider is the first thing I saw!! Damn you arachnophobia!

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't lie to your wife.

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, my gym upstairs has a thin coating of dust.

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    #48

    Ceo Take A Bullet To The Crotch To Prove His Product Works

    Ceo Take A Bullet To The Crotch To Prove His Product Works

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    Ethan Slusser
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s what you call, A C**K BLOCK. *yeaaahhhh!!*

    Nikki Scott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else here a bell "ding" in their head at the moment of impact? 😂😂😂

    Mont
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's so much that isn't covered by protection!!

    Adriana Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want every CEO to stand by their product like this

    LSR
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also sold as an undergarment for insecure men...who need a bulge.

    Karla Thompson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch him clenching his fists in anticipation...or fear, or both lol

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    #49

    My Friends Said I Couldn't Live In A Storage Unit

    My Friends Said I Couldn't Live In A Storage Unit

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy the asphyxiation.

    BREAK YOUr perceptions
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as they arent running a generator its not like those things are air tight.

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    Ashley Cusanelli
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that you physically *can't*, it's that you shouldn't... and it's not allowed

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where do you cook? And where is the bathroom?

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a pickle jar in the corner... and Dominos delivers.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give me an internet connection and i could live anywhere

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what they mean by "self storage"

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that you can't, it's that the storage people won't let you. They'll kick you right out if they find out.

    Samantha Angell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Like, it's written into your agreement that you won't reside in it... You will eventually be arrested and there's a high probability they will sell all your s**t.

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    Maria Ofar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but no photo of the bathroom lol

    Justin Barnes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't mean can't as in physically incapable, they meant can't in that it's illegal and you're a*s is gonna get thrown outta there lol

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And where is the toilet ? A bucket in the corner? ewww

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    #50

    Parents Wanted To Give Me A Desk, I Said I Didn't Want It Because It Was Too Small. They Wanted To Prove Me Wrong

    Parents Wanted To Give Me A Desk, I Said I Didn't Want It Because It Was Too Small. They Wanted To Prove Me Wrong

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    Lucida
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what way does these pictures show that the desk isn't too small?

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes literally no sense to me.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even a desk... it's a hutch, the shelves that sit on top of a desk. That's why it's insanely thin and tall...

    Aud Wey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the dog picture!! ahah

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it..what do those pictures have to do with the size of the desk? What's up with the one where its laying on its side in the grass???

    LittleGrayMouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never balance an Ipad that close on the edge...

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even your dog doesn't want you to waste your money!

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    #51

    My Dad Said He Won $20,000 In One Hand At The Casino. I Didn't Believe Him Until He Sent Me This

    My Dad Said He Won $20,000 In One Hand At The Casino. I Didn't Believe Him Until He Sent Me This

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    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a casino and had to escort winners to their cars. I don't know what I would have done if a robber did attack. I'm a big guy, but don't have any ninja skills to speak of. I think it just made them feel better to have somebody go with them.

    Eric Cox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your father has terrible trigger control, hopefully he spent some of that money on firearm safety training.

    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's confusing "won" with "armed robbery."

    Misty Evergreen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His finger is on the trigger.... O-O Is the safety on?

    Daniel Losinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is only $100 showing in the photo.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With him holding the gun, looks more like he robbed the casino.

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    #52

    Girlfriend Proves Boyfriend Right

    Girlfriend Proves Boyfriend Right

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    Tinpot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl says boyfriend is a douche. Boyfriend proves girlfriend right.

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I warned someone multiple times about how to care for an expensive piece of equipment, and they just purposefully ignored me, this would be the nicest way I could think of to handle it. If this guy's story is truthful, it was completely unacceptable behavior on her part. (But who knows...we're only getting his side.)

    dire wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However relationship counseling might be useful...

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a bit mean and random.

    Rainy Nigg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe house was really dirty/moldy. If he was worried about her messing up the pressure cleaner, it probably would have been a good idea to do it himself? Still would have a pressure cleaner, a clean house and his siding.

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